general-chat

[plucky citrus]

Are they selling for 900k?

[blazing lodge]

Fancy are you normal?

[somber creek]

sam back at it with his incelness

[rain imp]

No, I'm not

😔

[pearl smelt]

Imagine being normal

[blazing lodge]

Fancy it is okay

[pearl smelt]

Yikes

[blazing lodge]

You just have to live with it

Push hard and never look back

[somber creek]

how about you never look down

[blazing lodge]

If you look back you will see me giving you a thumbs up

Because you did a good job

I am a hero guys

[pearl smelt]

Are you on meth or something

[blazing lodge]

If you met me you will be surprised

[somber creek]

he's monologuing

last time it was about his mini peeny

[rain imp]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[blazing lodge]

Drakon

I am no longer complaining about that

Because i found a solution for it

[somber creek]

aight nice im glad you're past that

[blazing lodge]

So anything else you are wondering about?

I am not past it i found a solution

[somber creek]

yeah whats the solution

[blazing lodge]

Dick augmentation

Costs me a lot of money which is why i am saving up

[somber creek]

how does that work

[blazing lodge]

You see as time moves on my life gets better

[pearl smelt]

What discord am I in right now

[blazing lodge]

And you are witnessing my success

[somber creek]

set goal and mission

but you gotta plan it out as well

[blazing lodge]

You guys are seeing me grow as a person in real time

So please grow with me

[next needle]

how can I get select a legendary card packs?

[blazing lodge]

I wanna see you guys reach your full potential too

[somber creek]

daily login

[blazing lodge]

Salz by doing challenge abyssal

[somber creek]

aight boss

[next needle]

challange abyssal lets me pick any card I want?

[covert gyro]

That would be sick. Let’s go

[next needle]

i got 2 card packs i need a third so i can get armen delain armen and kharmine and complete lostwind

[covert gyro]

Oh lord

[somber creek]

this thread is terrifying

[covert gyro]

My favorite greentext

[rain imp]

Be aware that you not only need to complete them but awaken them(requires multiple copies) to unlock the additional stats/effects

[blazing lodge]

Yeah i remember

[somber creek]

[blazing lodge]

Russia has a cult for her

They got so angry

[somber creek]

yes i send second part of the vid wait

[next needle]

wuuut

[blazing lodge]

I feel like they targeted that specific cult

To fuck with

[next needle]

also challange abyssal doesnt drop that

[next needle]

i need these

[somber creek]

i have like 12

[wild cloak]

23% artisan
now i can have the best glow. time to stop honing

[next needle]

WUT HOW

[somber creek]

nah go 25

[wild cloak]

25 glow doodoo

[somber creek]

ive been playing since feb and have got most login rewards

[next needle]

i have been playing since feb too

[somber creek]

L

[next needle]

i just took a big long break

[wild cloak]

i think i only got 5-6 selector in total

[somber creek]

i have so many card packs around like 800

im gonna do a mega opening

[wild cloak]

maybe dude got from lucky card weekly

[somber creek]

idk ive only bought one legendary select from weekly abyss so far

not worth

[wild cloak]

how much ppl pay in ur runs?

[somber creek]

i got mine for 3k

[odd garden]

💆‍♂️💆‍♂️

[somber creek]

heard people go up to 12k

[covert gyro]

I can’t wait for clown.

I’m just gonna watch people mald on twitch. Fuсk playing that myself

[wild cloak]

i only paid up to 3k too
i dont think its worth over that

[next needle]

i just bought the 1340 set so I dont wait another day for chaos dungeons

no i got scammed

[odd garden]

😂

[next needle]

wtffff

i cant equip it

[vital zephyr]

you can't buy equipments in t3. Those are only for the tripod system

[rain imp]

You bought tripod gear lol

[next needle]

:(((

[somber creek]

havent reached this rng yet

just hoping i craft everything blue

[rain imp]

New world is saved

[blazing lodge]

New world is shit

[wild cloak]

when you thought u cheated the system
but get scammazed instead

[next needle]

yes

[blazing lodge]

New world got bad character creation

What is saved, is cyberpunk 2077

[odd garden]

👍

[stray hollow]

anyone doing valtan inferno

[rain imp]

Is 2077 good now?

[blazing lodge]

New world can eat a bowl of doodoo

Since patch 1.6

[wild cloak]

still under the promise but decent now

[blazing lodge]

Dede it is not decent

It is fucking good now

The story has always been good

[somber creek]

nah bruh wtf

[rain imp]

New world is good now too

[wild cloak]

fucking good is when the promise is fulfilled

[blazing lodge]

Dede you are never satisifed

[somber creek]

thats like guaranteed 50k in your pocket

[blazing lodge]

I am really edgy

[wild cloak]

they shouldnt oversell

[blazing lodge]

I just realised that i am really edgy

I never grew up i guess

[rain imp]

[somber creek]

edgy doesnt mean immature

[blazing lodge]

It is a phase

[rain imp]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[blazing lodge]

Nah i am not even joking

[somber creek]

yeah if your selfaware about it you might not be cringe

[blazing lodge]

I was so edgy that i didn't realize it

For me it was normal thing to act like that

[somber creek]

im usually edgy because anonymity

[rain imp]

anyone know if are bugged?

[somber creek]

idk they sitting on my bard

[blazing lodge]

Do you guys think that i am kinda cool?

[rain imp]

Yes they are rn

[rain imp]

thx

[somber creek]

you monologued about your penis being small

[past spear]

do you play zerker?

[blazing lodge]

No

[past spear]

ya sure

[blazing lodge]

Drakon cool people got personal problems too

Cool people got insecurities too

[somber creek]

thats true

[plucky citrus]

Frijj do you think I am cool

[vital zephyr]

still bugged.... was suppose to be fixed weds but they did not....

[past spear]

ofc

[somber creek]

frijj sounds like a banana

[blazing lodge]

Wow Frijj is so nice

I think Zen is super cool

[plucky citrus]

nice

[rain imp]

I'm going to buy some programming socks

[plucky citrus]

how am I spoiled

[blazing lodge]

I said you were super cool

[plucky citrus]

ty

I have had a very hard life, opposite of spoiled

[blazing lodge]

you know you remind me of A2 from nier automata

[plucky citrus]

even now I am barely staying afloat because wendys cashier double shifts don’t pay a lot

[blazing lodge]

Zen i wish you a happier life somehow

[dusty shale]

Latest Made in Abyss ep. was very good

[blazing lodge]

It was very gore

I read the manga and i didn't think it was going to be that gorey animated

Like it was so gorey i felt sad

[dusty shale]

It's 18+ for a reason, I still think season 1 was more gruesome

Even if there was less blood

The sound design in Made in Abyss is my favourite part, aside from the very intriguing mysteries of their world of course

[plucky citrus]

What is made in abyss

[dusty shale]

But the sound design is fantastic

anime, one of the few I watch/have watched

It's very good, definitely not for children though, even if it can appear like that when starting out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQQ3qZ9FC70

[plucky citrus]

o nvm I’m not weeb trash

[dusty shale]

It's possible to separate the medium from the fandom

[rain imp]

The song from made in abyss is too good

Zen just watch Shane and Ryan fuck anime

[plucky citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[plucky citrus]

What’s a good episode to watch

[rain imp]

All of them

[heavy ivy]

how do people even make lvl 10 t2 gems? (i scammed myself)

[covert crystal]

They had alts that were tier 2 for quite a while way before honing buff so they naturally had many boss rush tickets. Usually they use them for selling bus but some decide to do trivial stuff with them, lvl 10 gem even if there is 50% decrease in t3 is still in service

[topaz bronze]

3 hours until freedom

help me

[potent charm]

Can anyone tell me how to research the adept fishing rod? Can’t find it in my level 2 stronghold lab or any npc there

[heavy ivy]

😔 i am a victim

[covert crystal]

How so

[split saddle]

It’s near the stronghold merchant (west of stairs ) there’s npc to buy recipes

[heavy ivy]

i saw a lvl 9 in the gem homepage and instantly bought it for 1k, too good to be true

but i bet people fell for it paying worst sums

[potent charm]

Is it the visiting merchant? Right now it’s Rami and she doesn’t have it

[dusty shale]

No, one of the other ones

[covert crystal]

If you feel bad for that just remember thats barely 2 taps of honing post like 18

[rain imp]

owo

[heavy ivy]

🫂

[eager leaf]

Maja is here im out

[potent charm]

Found her thanks

[covert crystal]

Good thing they don't cost pheons

That would be real L

[potent charm]

What is the best fishing rod to craft? My goal is to make basic oreha mats for honing

[heavy ivy]

the best is always the rarest, the kind of good-easy to get is the epic one, altough if you need oreha mats for stronghold they should be selling cheap on the market

[potent charm]

Isn’t the rare one really expensive to repair?

[mental spruce]

[heavy ivy]

nono you can just use the a normal repairer

at least for the epic but i dont think for higher tiers its different

[dusty shale]

Don't lick it

[vestal tulip]

Has anyone here had Micropsia before?

Its when u see objects further than real location

[eager leaf]

Ive heard of micropissmeoffia

[vestal tulip]

nano

[eager leaf]

Rhu made me a chick fil a sauce addict

@rain imp

[mental spruce]

The fuego

[eager leaf]

Gotta make this shit again tonight, it was bussin

[vestal tulip]

Looks like Tahani sauce

[eager leaf]

Never had that kinda sauce before or ever heard of it

[vestal tulip]

So what is that sauce in the pic?

[eager leaf]

Chick fil a sauce

[rain imp]

Yooo my guyyyy. Shits fire

[eager leaf]

U can see the bottle up there on the left lol

[eager leaf]

I have it everytime i have chicken now lmao

[vestal tulip]

Its comp of these, looking good

Will try it later

[plucky citrus]

Gross, Chick-fil-A sauce is so shit

Another person with no taste buds 🚮

[eager leaf]

Mayo , mustard and bbq sauce mixed?

[vestal tulip]

And honey, it what google says

[covert gyro]

Chick-fil-A sauce is my cocaine.

[plucky citrus]

no palate then

[vestal tulip]

It needs some chilli

[covert gyro]

My father always laughs at me saying that I can appreciate a course at a Michelin starred restaurant and also eat MRE’s when I go camping.

[devout imp]

Today I failed velganos... somehow?

[final pulsar]

Some mre’s are fire

[plucky citrus]

If you think Chick-fil-A sauce is good then idk if you can appreciate a Michelin star meal

[covert gyro]

Chili mac is the best with lemon pound cake.

[vestal tulip]

Is it on gaurdian challange?

[plucky citrus]

Skill issue

[vestal tulip]

Only if its chicken

[topaz bronze]

second cup of meditation juice for the day

its french vanilla

[covert gyro]

They make that? I don’t think that’s a menu.

[plucky citrus]

Is that coffee

[topaz bronze]

no its meditation juice

[vestal tulip]

In my country they do

[plucky citrus]

what are the ingredients

[dusty shale]

Vanilla and french

dressing

[covert gyro]

You talking about your country’s mre’s?

[plucky citrus]

The only French vanilla I know of that ppl drink is in coffee

[dusty shale]

It's ice cream

[devout imp]

Bro I'm mindblown like, what?

[vestal tulip]

No, Mac serves many chicken meals here

[plucky citrus]

The actual answer is server desync cause the servers are shit

[covert gyro]

I was talking to the dude who said some mre’s are fire.
So I was talking about an mre menu.

[vestal tulip]

You have to use your imagination to do that right

[devout imp]

I shouldn't have BM'd..

[topaz bronze]

french, vanilla, meditation juice, sugar, milk

[faint bough]

[plucky citrus]

i hope the meditation juice helps

I still have never had meditation juice before

[dusty shale]

It's water, meth and a multi-vitamin

[topaz bronze]

i meditated twice already

[lethal breach]

question for new players.... is it possible to progress with a buddy under a different class line? Me and a couple friends wanna start the game... all first timers. is it a game where we all get same story quest or will we have to just meet up later at like lvl 15 or something

[vestal tulip]

X24

[covert gyro]

Dude actually has a 69 pack

[plucky citrus]

🚮

[plucky citrus]

Go for the record

[topaz bronze]

i meditated 3 times yesterday

the record is currently 3

i dont think i have enough in the tank to do 4

[dusty shale]

When you say meditate you don't mean masturbate right?

[past spear]

nope

[rain imp]

[past spear]

🚽

[rain imp]

Ofc not this is a Christian server

[rain imp]

Questing is at your own pace. It’s awkward kinda doing it together. You basically quest alone til you get to where you can upgrade gear and then you do guard raids , abyss dungeons, etc together. The actual party up stuff is kinda limited to the raids and impacted directly through your own progression kinda

[plucky citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/believe-in-yourself-oprah-winfrey-gif-24784189

[bold granite]

at most you can do dungeons together and stuff

[rain imp]

Yeah kinda meh early on

[mental spruce]

You can stay on the same quests, but it really takes everyone agreeing not to progress further for it to work. Otherwise, the others have to play catch-up. Good news is you do want to make alts in this game, so you could always play an alt while you wait for the whole group to get on for your party to continue on that specific character. Other than that - once you’re into tiered content, it may be a bit harder to stick together depending on RNG - but if someone progresses a bit faster, they can always help the others through the lower iLvl content.

[eager leaf]

Holy mother of walls

[mental spruce]

I’m in the office today

[topaz bronze]

whats wrong with you

how dare you defile the sacred art of meditation

[lethal breach]

appreciate you, thank you

[topaz bronze]

ur alive

[lethal breach]

thank you, helps a bunch. appreciate you

[past spear]

no

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[eager leaf]

They have a kekw role now

[dusty shale]

I wonder if it's worth going back to do the Punika Chaos gate again

[topaz bronze]

frijj come back

[dusty shale]

It's really tedious, and when maps were selling for no more than 1k gold it was pretty garbage

[topaz bronze]

wait how do you get kekw role

i want it

[mental spruce]

Same

[topaz bronze]

frijj come back

how do we get kekw role

bro i think i need to meditation 3

[mental spruce]

[eager leaf]

@toxic rock where’s my kekw role at

[dusty shale]

God I hate that we can't see how many are in the Chaos Gate event by just clicking the portal, we have to actually enter it, even if it turns out theres nobody else there

Then I have to wait like 5 min in order to abandon it

[eager leaf]

Just solo it

[dusty shale]

I'm too weak

[topaz bronze]

no one ever does aurion, orvis or brealeos nowadays

[plucky citrus]

just solo it

[topaz bronze]

wtf is my solo bard ass gonna do

[plucky citrus]

heal it

[eager leaf]

Heal them to death or make em deaf with the shitty sounds

[dusty shale]

Do DPS bard

re-spec, become independent

[plucky citrus]

I still need to do those ones too though fir island soul

[dusty shale]

Emancipate yourself from the shitty server

[plucky citrus]

Besides whichever one is the water mermaid thing

I got that one

[eager leaf]

Before i left the game i used to know a 1480 dps pally and a 1490 dps bard everything is possible

But nobody wants them in groups

[weak salmon]

If nobody broke gate,u can song escape and it wont eat daily attempt

[dusty shale]

oh I didn't know that, ty

[blazing lodge]

Wanna touch some boobies?

Touch your own breasts and you have done it

Don't thank me, thank God

[rain imp]

[blazing lodge]

Dosadi you caught me at the wrong time and place

[topaz bronze]

does anyone wanna help me kill orvis/sol grande/brealeos/aurion in regulus when they come up

[dusty shale]

Yes, but you are on the wrong server

[past spear]

no

[balmy sentinel]

currently stuck in a 1 hr 2 man argos bus. someone save me. i already paid.

[blazing lodge]

Report them

[dusty shale]

Better to ask in the region chat perhaps

[topaz bronze]

[topaz bronze]

frijj y

[blazing lodge]

Listen never go on a 2 man driver bus

They got a higher chance of failing

[plucky citrus]

I would if u were azena since I need them too

[balmy sentinel]

its so hard to find 4man bus now nobody wnts to split 4 ways when a majority of players are 1485ilv

[plucky citrus]

but u chose asmon gold fanboy server 🚮

[plucky citrus]

Just do 2 man

[signal bolt]

I have decided to cut off toxic things in my life

[topaz bronze]

i dont even watch that greasy loser

[signal bolt]

That said, who wants to get banned

[topaz bronze]

i just joined regulus cuz of my friends

[plucky citrus]

Im going to paint your ass like a pumpkin and smash it

[balmy sentinel]

I was saying that cus i just got stuck in a 1hr argos bus lol

[signal bolt]

Thank you

[topaz bronze]

is it 46 days till halloween

[plucky citrus]

oh lol pick a better bus then I guess

[plucky citrus]

oi dont talk about my friend like that

[topaz bronze]

i gotta go to the washroom again

[plucky citrus]

Don’t get lost

[topaz bronze]

i wonder if the people i pass think “this is her 10th time wtf”

[dusty shale]

I personally don't keep track of coworkers bathroom routine, or how often they go for a coffee break

But 10 times is a lot

[plucky citrus]

The problem is rangii makes sure to announce it to the whole office

[dusty shale]

Yeah, then it might be different

If you're posting about it in Teams and stuff

[plucky citrus]

No she shouts at the top of her lungs

[rain imp]

u guys ever wear programming socks before?

[dusty shale]

n

[rain imp]

y

[plucky citrus]

i don’t wear socks

[topaz bronze]

ok relax tf i aint posting that on my teams

i dont act like an absolute degen to my coworkers

[plucky citrus]

i never said u post on teams I said u shout it instead

[topaz bronze]

ill shout it on discord at home but no way in hell id do that in the office

ok ive meditated for the 3rd time

can i go for a new record

[dusty shale]

Check your electrolytes if you need to go pee that often

[topaz bronze]

bro u still dont understand meditations

[signal bolt]

fax

[rain imp]

No

[plucky citrus]

lmao only discord degen

[rain imp]

Tubby hates me so I’ll leave him alone

The only pumpkin around here is gonna be me when zen paints me like one and smashes me

[topaz bronze]

do u guys think i can do the 4th meditation

[rain imp]

Yes

[topaz bronze]

i shoulda got a kale salad for lunch

[mental spruce]

[gleaming notch]

Smashing Pumpkins

[rain imp]

Damn you really trying to go for a new hiscore?

[topaz bronze]

ayo i saw this girl wearing sneakers with her business casual shoes by her feet

i shoulda done what she did

these fucking shoes are destroying my feet

[plucky citrus]

show feet

[rain imp]

Bruh 💀💀💀

[topaz bronze]

maybe homie, its the 3rd time and we still have plenty of time

[rain imp]

But do you have the juice, how much is left in the tank

[mental spruce]

Bro where did you find this LOL

[topaz bronze]

its feeling squeaky clean homie idk if i can make it to the 4th one

[plucky citrus]

I saw it on Instagram first

[dusty shale]

Most people at work wear jogging shoes honestly

[plucky citrus]

You gotta want it rangii

Are you a quitter or what

[plucky citrus]

my place is all dress shoes

but its super stiff government job so

suits everywhere

[rain imp]

Get some chipotle. Guaranteed

[topaz bronze]

beans and kale

[mental spruce]

I’m wearing gym shorts and sandals

[dusty shale]

I wear dress shoes too, and all the people on sales wear suits and stuff
but dress code isn't super stiff, jeans + a shirt is fine, I work in IT so I get away wearing more casual stuff if I want

[topaz bronze]

dude i cant just will my gut to produce more meditation fuel

[plucky citrus]

My coworkers got chipotle and didn’t get me any today

[topaz bronze]

i think i can wear more casual stuff but everyone in the office looks pretty formal

but thats cuz they’re sales and im in marketing

[plucky citrus]

Yeah I wear casual clothes too but thats cuz I own the company so

[topaz bronze]

[plucky citrus]

Not with that attitude

[topaz bronze]

r u hiring

[toxic rock]

?mute 149282113168867330 96s tag tax

[warm yarrow]

Seby#0396 was muted | tag tax

[topaz bronze]

dad

gravvy

how do we get kekw role

[somber creek]

same question

[mental spruce]

[plucky citrus]

yes but not ppl that take 10 meditation breaks sorry

[topaz bronze]

wtf

[mental spruce]

[plucky citrus]

The real reason is we don’t want toxic people

[mental spruce]

I only have to dress up for hearings

[topaz bronze]

hire me so i can sit at the office desk and play lost ark while yelling how i need to meditate

[dusty shale]

You own the company but you work a goverment job?

[rain imp]

the guy who will wait 10 mins for the 2 min fight

[rain imp]

Would you back to back?

[plucky citrus]

u are bully and we don’t hire bullies

[plucky citrus]

i own the government too

[plucky citrus]

?

[mental spruce]

96?

[rain imp]

[rain imp]

Eat chipotle twice

[dusty shale]

ok

[plucky citrus]

i would, but I haven’t had it in a while

[rain imp]

My signature move

[plucky citrus]

I wanted it yesterday but ultimately didn’t get it

[rain imp]

Oh I assumed you did

[plucky citrus]

no

[mental spruce]

[rain imp]

Fraud

[mental spruce]

You know what they say about assuming - big socks

[rain imp]

I don’t think that’s the saying but okay

[mental spruce]

It was a test, you passed.

Good work

[rain imp]

[mental spruce]

Let’s hear it for R-HU

[eager leaf]

@toxic rock tag these ballz

[mental spruce]

Need a spot?

[faint bough]

yes

[mental spruce]

Got you fam

[rain imp]

tax inbound

[faint bough]

[eager leaf]

Hes taxing me but not giving me the role how rude

[past spear]

what role did you want

[mental spruce]

Kekw role

[past spear]

ohh

[rain imp]

More like r-who

[past spear]

he can have this one instead

[rain imp]

isn't that ryza only?

[past spear]

?mute 149282113168867330

[warm yarrow]

Seby#0396 was muted | No reason given.

[mental spruce]

[rain imp]

Ryza worked hard for the kekw role

[mental spruce]

What’s a ryza

[plucky citrus]

It is

[mental spruce]

For PC?

[plucky citrus]

Is he stil ll here? Or is ryza gone too

[rain imp]

he's spammed like 2k kekw emotes I think for it or something crazy like that lol

nope

[past spear]

he's gone

[mental spruce]

[toxic rock]

?mute 149282113168867330 3m tag tax

[warm yarrow]

Seby#0396 is already muted.

[mental spruce]

[rain imp]

[toxic rock]

frijj you muted him forever btw

[past spear]

He wanted a role so he got one

the world will be better for it

[mental spruce]

moddo

[livid thorn]

can i get the kekw role

and a side of fries

[mental spruce]

Careful

[plucky citrus]

weak, I had 6k in a different server of just kek

[toxic rock]

ya'll know the kekw role randomly deletes your messages, mutes you for 3 seconds, kicks you out of voice channels and other random shit

[livid thorn]

perfect

kekw role is best mod

unbiased and cool af

[topaz bronze]

ok nvm i dont want it

[rain imp]

wtf

[mental spruce]

Madlad

[rain imp]

worth taking a risk

[plucky citrus]

Sounds like lam

[mental spruce]

[topaz bronze]

i have to pee again for like the 6th time

[rain imp]

feed him to the dogs

[warm yarrow]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dusty shale]

Is peeing the same as meditating?

[topaz bronze]

dude this chick i keep passing is gonna think i got ibs or something

[plucky citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-what-huh-will-smith-i-mean-gif-15916247

[rain imp]

cat mid, dog for chads

[topaz bronze]

how have u not figured out meditation yet

[plucky citrus]

I didn’t get it either tbh

[topaz bronze]

who asked u

[plucky citrus]

why always bullied

[topaz bronze]

cuz no hire

[mental spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/i-asked-amazing-world-of-gumball-who-asked-did-i-ask-gif-22642722

[plucky citrus]

You would bring team morale down for sure

I have never bullied before

[dusty shale]

idk, I'll stop asking I guess

[mental spruce]

It’s pooping

[dusty shale]

that's a lot of pooping

[mental spruce]

Lmfao

[rain imp]

That’s why it’s a record

[somber creek]

yo its a scout edit

[rancid narwhal]

Game dying
Amazon : look! U can have a cup of beer on top of your head if u watch 5 hours of this streamer's dogshit! So cool!

[topaz bronze]

i need to build the stock up for my 4th meditation

but the pipes are squeaky clean

[woven spoke]

ugly skins

[rancid narwhal]

Ppl quiting and Amazon releasing cup heads

fkin dogshit

[rain imp]

you alright mate?

[balmy sentinel]

I read this as i had a stream in the background for drops...

[rancid narwhal]

Its ok my friend I do too

Still shit drop

[vale stone]

ah yes the game is dying gg uninstall time

[rain imp]

uwu

[topaz bronze]

hi maja

[fair violet]

game dying? enjoying the game? i guess I'll quit

[topaz bronze]

i hate the game and think its poopoo therefore everyone else agrees with me and thinks the same gg

if not then you’re nitpicking and biased i win byebye

[fair violet]

[rain imp]

hejcia i lov u

My p doubled in size after quitting

[fair violet]

because you went outside for once and had a enlargement operation done

[rain imp]

😠

[fair violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863888105543434291/1018281010053521498/blelele.gif

[rain imp]

No

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863888105543434291/1018281010053521498/blelele.gif

U r stupid

[fair violet]

me iz schopid

[rain imp]

U guys r jealous

[fair violet]

i'm not jealousy of your pp size insecurity

[rain imp]

I'm not insecure

[cunning lantern]

jealous? nope

[fair violet]

he's jealous of my 2 inch destroyer

[cunning lantern]

[fair violet]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-pika-neid-gif-18917506

[rain imp]

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

y'all fkin degenerates

[fair violet]

https://imgur.com/VWjdZ1e

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

@toxic parrot

[cunning lantern]

damn she chug it, that some big stomach

[fair violet]

she can chug a whole ocean

https://tenor.com/view/dalton-daltoland-daltotheman-daltoshaman-dalto-gif-18675320

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

Not all of it though

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

[cunning lantern]

[fair violet]

[cunning lantern]

whale

[toxic parrot]

Spit on him

/spit

[rain imp]

👌👶

[livid thorn]

tier 3 gravvyfans sub

what a simp

[topaz bronze]

what a waste of bread water

[modest bronze]

/swallow

[toxic parrot]

wtf

[green dove]

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

sez u

[rain imp]

[fair violet]

That's what he drinks daily

[rain imp]

[cunning lantern]

protein

[rain imp]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-gamora-what-did-it-cost-gif-14001403

[livid thorn]

pre and after workout

[wild garden]

is sirius the best euc server?

[plucky citrus]

oi what are u doing outside blade chat

[livid thorn]

nope

[slim notch]

[livid thorn]

you want a sip?

[slim notch]

imma pass

[livid thorn]

passing on these gains too

[unborn dust]

I waited for the past couple days for reset week and as soon as we have reset, I get sick

[past arrow]

[little bane]

@cunning lantern did you get a degree in photocopying or how did you get ur job

[cunning lantern]

no

the job isn't hard to get, it just u need know how to use Microsoft words XML etc, u can self learn that

[little bane]

"you need to be familiar with the application" "how relative is familiar"

[cunning lantern]

u can just learn it by yourself. doesn't need degree for this work

[toxic rock]

do what i do when i get sick, put sweat pants and a sweat shirt on, wrap up in two blankets and sweat it out while you sleep for 48 hours straight

[little bane]

learn every single function?

[rain imp]

[little bane]

the in's and outs of the app literally

[unborn dust]

I can’t sleep when I’m too hot but I’m drinking a ton of Gatorade and taking DayQuil/NyQuil

[mental spruce]

Home from work and WFH tomorrow

[unborn dust]

I’m happy to be working from home starting next week ^

[little bane]

i wont be able to see your phatt dumpy anymore though 😭

[mental spruce]

It’s the best

[unborn dust]

What do you do for work

Aren’t you a lawyer or something like that

[mental spruce]

Yeh

[cunning lantern]

yeah, once u learn everything of that Microsoft words software and others, those company will just hire u for that, its like data entry. there many job out there, if u don't want deal warehouse anymore. I would suggest u go apply SECURITY guard job, it's most easy shit to do cause u be learning everything

[solar belfry]

[mental spruce]

I’ve been going into the office 3 times a week lately but

Just for a bit

[unborn dust]

I don’t have to since I don’t work near the office

The office is in fort myers so I can’t drive into work

[cunning lantern]

work at home is better but make u feel much laziness

[solar belfry]

i work at casting couch, im the interviewee

[little bane]

lemme guess is the people who look at resumes just like the people in party finder in lost ark

[unborn dust]

Well that’s why I work out before I have to work

[little bane]

"if you dont have all relic equipment your not in our party" "if you dont have microsoft word in your resume im not hiring you"

[mental spruce]

Yup

[unborn dust]

At least get some kind of psychical work in

[solar belfry]

i know a place that does alot of that

[cunning lantern]

yeah that for sure

[solar belfry]

[mental spruce]

Casting couch?

[rain imp]

srry wrong server

[rich creek]

pls anyone got Marte in the housing?

[solar belfry]

[cunning lantern]

sound like personal trainer couch

[mental spruce]

Not quite

[unborn dust]

I used to work for Walmart and said fuck that shit I’d rather work from home but man if they were paying the pay for managers they are now… I wouldn’t have stepped down a few years ago

And I’d still be working for them

[mental spruce]

Hindsight 20/20

[cunning lantern]

Walmart job is quite overwork

[gleaming notch]

Sometimes you don’t get paid for the amount of shit you have to deal with

[unborn dust]

It’s overworked as an employee but as a manager nah it was lightweight

[little bane]

do you just put microsoft word on your resume or do you have some sort of certification

[mental spruce]

Too real for me

[solar belfry]

manager positions don't even pay well sometimes it be like 14-19$ an hour at certain companies

[unborn dust]

I’d deal with the shit I was dealing with for over 22-25$ an hour

[solar belfry]

[gleaming notch]

You have to be salaried to actually be paid a decent amount

[cunning lantern]

Microsoft, u gotta look professional on your resume, there simple in Google how to make your resume pro asf

[gleaming notch]

Even then you have to be a seasoned salary

Like almost close to co-manager

[unborn dust]

Walmart pays their ODP department associates $17-19 an hour while the team leads is 22-24$

[little bane]

I copied Michael reeves resume format lol

[unborn dust]

That’s actually false

[solar belfry]

supervisors is where it's at

[gleaming notch]

In Cali it’s true

[mental spruce]

What ever happened to visors

[gleaming notch]

You think it’s possible to live comfortably on $17/hr?

[unborn dust]

ODP team lead gets paid more than their salaried here

[brisk pollen]

Just become a pilot like I did and money is no longer an issue. Easy enough

[mental spruce]

Maybe if you have no debt or bills

[gleaming notch]

It’s probably because of overtime

Exactly

Student loans, rent, sky rocketing gas prices

A raise we get is an actual joke

[covert gyro]

Not even a gif smh

[little bane]

im on $16.50 an hour working physical work I HATE IT (i hate exercising)

[solar belfry]

there is assistant general manager, general manager, director manager, and then supervisor

[gleaming notch]

I am just an underpaid electronics associate

[unborn dust]

Not even because of overtime, it’s because they haven’t even touched the salaries yet ever since they did the transition from department managers to team lead 2 years ago

[mental spruce]

Superuser

[solar belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-durk-money-otf-gif-23041105

[gleaming notch]

They haven’t touched gm salaries in 2 years

[little bane]

my small frame wouldnt get me a security guard position lol

[unborn dust]

Exactly

[gleaming notch]

Like, fk, cap 2 got 3 dollars raise before we ever got the $1 bonus

[mental spruce]

I wish I made a bit more but not going to go to the dark side for it

[cunning lantern]

nah SECURITY job is very easy apply, only u need just license for it to get whatever SECURITY company

[unborn dust]

I almost became TL for cap 2 but I was like nah I’m not suicidal just yet

That job is not for the weak

[cunning lantern]

it's like car license

[mental spruce]

Eels

[unborn dust]

Auto correct LMAO

[mental spruce]

I’ve always thought eels were so cool

[covert gyro]

I like my job. I like gacha so I work at a casino for kids.

[solar belfry]

you'd be lucky to even get raises as much as 40-70 cent increments

[gleaming notch]

I just work my 40 hours, come in, do my shit, clock out

[solar belfry]

unless you're changing positions and going up the ladder you get a 3-4$ raise increments

[cunning lantern]

otherwise u won't able get in without that license, so I think u should able get in easy, normally the company cover it for you after join the security company

[gleaming notch]

I don’t go out of my way for a multibillion corporation

[little bane]

but my coworkers do ;-;

[mental spruce]

I work for the people

[unborn dust]

I’ve been offered so many positions in Walmart at this point. All I wanted was ODP TL and I proved myself over n over again that I can run it just fine but I got scammed out of the position and that’s when I decided to move on to other jobs

[solar belfry]

just suck some dicks make things work, you know how it play out

[covert gyro]

It’s very slow right now, so I’m just dicking around and playing gacha games on my phone

[solar belfry]

[little bane]

dick dick

[gleaming notch]

How long did you work there

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

4 years

[gleaming notch]

Nah, I just like to cope everyday

They can deal with me because I’m the only one that knows how to do shit around here

[little bane]

im overdosing on hopium

[worthy kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008060982343520277/1016662340093100052/boutacum.gif

[solar belfry]

what you do is start your own print on demand store

[mental spruce]

Coin laundry

Actually be a plumber those guys make bank

[unborn dust]

I was just fucked over too many times and I had a manager who was big on violating policies and abusing her employees. Eventually I may have been the reason why she got fired in the end and I made sure she left before I did

[cunning lantern]

yea plumber make ton of $

[gleaming notch]

I do too much to just be fucked over by managers who have 2 bit high school degrees

[cunning lantern]

start own business then do YouTube like that guy who post it

[gleaming notch]

I actually read our policies and shove it down their throats

Also, I am a PLE trainer

They NEED me

[unborn dust]

Same but this one time I let her do what she wanted to do and it bit her in the ass

I knew the choice she told me to do was a violation and I played it off since I was just an employee at that time

[mental spruce]

I used to have a radar detector in my car and it got me out of a ticket because I knew he didn’t know how fast I was going

[unborn dust]

And when the SM asked me I just told him I was just doing what she told me to do

[gleaming notch]

Yeah I’m just an associate that does their job

[unborn dust]

Big fucking win

[mental spruce]

He asked me if I knew how fast I was going so I asked him back

[gleaming notch]

And my job is apparently to fix light fixtures, shove pallets of mulch, and train man children on the walking stacker

When I’m just supposed to be customer service

[unborn dust]

LMAOO

[mental spruce]

My last job was like that

[rain imp]

@solar belfry that don’t work for us

[mental spruce]

I’d be doing some random shit and be like wtf how did I end up doing this

[gleaming notch]

Yea

[solar belfry]

[unborn dust]

My job at my first store was run the entire GM by myself and still take care of OPD while also making sure my section work/price changes/ freight was worked… all within an 8 hour shift

[mental spruce]

Lol he goes “well, based on road estimation techniques, you were going 35-40.”

So I was like, so you don’t know how fast I was going

[solar belfry]

honesty you don't really gotta comply with law enforcement unless they suspect you of a crime or violation.

[unborn dust]

Because no one wanted to take care of OPD… I literally would have managers standing at the clock in station waiting for me so they can pull me to take care of it all

[solar belfry]

and you are not obligated to answer any questions that will incriminate you.

[gleaming notch]

If only I just had to run the sales floor

[mental spruce]

Really depends on the situation and whether it requires reasonable suspicion vs probable cause

[gleaming notch]

But apparently, I can just do everything because I know how to do real shit

[vale stone]

i’m not allowed to drive. my license is revoked for 5 years? i was speeding 170 too many times

[rain imp]

[unborn dust]

Sales floor is ez as fuck as long as it’s not the weekend and every manager needs either Saturday or Sunday off because of “religious” reasons

[mental spruce]

For example; at the border, they can search any car for any reason. Don’t even need reasonable suspicion

[cunning lantern]

fast and furious

[vale stone]

my car insurance was $2400 a month

[unborn dust]

So then you get stuck with no one covering on the weekends

[solar belfry]

yeah, but you are required to comply through moderate actions. and if you have witness or proof that you are not breaking any laws

[little bane]

HUH

[gleaming notch]

No one gets in the way of my weekends

[cunning lantern]

she rich

[rain imp]

Wtf

[cunning lantern]

that some expensive insurance

[mental spruce]

Yeah the main problem is it being your word vs a cop most the time

[solar belfry]

the fuck do you got a million dollar car?

[vale stone]

i’m still a speed demon tho. Living life on the edge with no license (:

[unborn dust]

All I’m saying is the weekends were never covered except for when I was there to save GM

[vale stone]

what kind of job do you have?

[cunning lantern]

yeah that definitely wealthy girl

[little bane]

i think you should request a loan then open up your own place

[peak iron]

is there a chanal where i can ask about Merchant in stronghold ? i need a rare wealth rune.

[mental spruce]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2wvMC5EyaaYQwBfiwwY2xE?si=cC3SvY-sR3-EyKOL_7uYRw reminds me of this song

[unborn dust]

This was Walmart a few years back

Before they paid managers “decently”

[vale stone]

gross i hate retail. my 2nd job was a dollar store clerk

[vale stone]

i’m so happy i don’t have to work anymore. i disliked dealing with people

[unborn dust]

If I was getting paid $22 an hour then, I would’ve been just fine working the work load but for $16 hour? Fuck that.

[solar belfry]

that's why people aren't really obligated to answer law enforcement if it's in there favor and that what you say will incriminate you

people gotta choose there words wisely or else

[vale stone]

my last job i was an auditor and i enjoyed going on a power trip laying the pain on people

[mental spruce]

If it’s incriminating! You just need to know the difference

[vale stone]

especially when they got snobby with me

[mental spruce]

[vale stone]

hit them where it hurts

[unborn dust]

I work from home now so I’m happy as fuck

[cunning lantern]

s&m?

[vale stone]

that’s good

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

I can game and work at the same time while being in the comfort of my house

[cunning lantern]

sound like it whipping them

[vale stone]

i wish more people could work from home that way i could drive faster

[vale stone]

oh i made sure the $50000 they owe hurts

[mental spruce]

Move to Germany lol

[vale stone]

i’m banned from entering germany

[cunning lantern]

that quite kink

[mental spruce]

RIP

[rain imp]

Damn jinka real demon hours

[cunning lantern]

don't understand how people enjoy the pain

[solar belfry]

pain to pleasure

[mental spruce]

Time is money

[solar belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEIyrsoocDw @rain imp

[cunning lantern]

it's like ballbusting

damn jinka is dominating hard

better walk far away

[mental spruce]

I wanna know what happened in Germany now tbh

[cunning lantern]

ya what happen to Germany?

[cunning lantern]

what cause? to u get banned from Germany?

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

I love how one of my cats curls up like an actual baby and lays with me

[rain imp]

do girls think pretty boys r attractive?

[livid thorn]

[unborn dust]

Define pretty boys?

[cunning lantern]

no clue, u have to ask those girls

[livid thorn]

define girls

[cunning lantern]

like bts for example

[livid thorn]

is that like sti

[cunning lantern]

the kpop those dude

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

I guess it depends on the person but me personally I wouldn’t say I’m attracted to them. They’re cute boys but attracted? Nah

[cunning lantern]

[unborn dust]

There’s a difference between being attracted to someone and thinking they’re good looking

[little bane]

i had a crush and it was both

[unborn dust]

You can have both

[cunning lantern]

[rain imp]

pretty boys like kpop singers

[unborn dust]

But just because you think someone has good looks doesn’t mean you wanna form a relationship with them

[cunning lantern]

agree that

[little bane]

all males including me objectify and wanna testify

[eager leaf]

@past spear why did u unmute me

[rain imp]

so do girls find them attractive?

[eager leaf]

[unborn dust]

It depends on the person but there are girls who find “pretty boys” attractive

[eager leaf]

Good thing im ugly

I dont want anyone liking me

[unborn dust]

I could’ve worn you were a girl but I guess not

[eager leaf]

Why

[little bane]

the yae miko pfp

[unborn dust]

Idk you just give feminine energy

[cunning lantern]

I think what is really attractive is the person of their personality is what is interesting

[eager leaf]

Why cuz im always moody and pissed at everyone

[unborn dust]

LMAO

[eager leaf]

[unborn dust]

Maybe

[past arrow]

wdym seb is a girl

[cunning lantern]

it both

[unborn dust]

Nah Seby is a whale

[eager leaf]

My personality is drier than the sahara desert

[little bane]

can i hit tho?

[eager leaf]

How are u awake at this time of day

[past arrow]

wdym it's almost 8am

[cunning lantern]

u can hit both, don't matter which one, cause they share same interesting as ya

[eager leaf]

Guy or girl what ever the fuck i am im the ugliest thing alive

[unborn dust]

Same

[eager leaf]

Its 6pm for me

[little bane]

a person's personality is how attractive they are?

[mental spruce]

[rain imp]

yes everybody different but if i ask do men like big boobs, i get the answer yes not "well some guys like it some dont like it it depends i guess"
does it actually it depends, meaning not a large crowd one way or another?

[unborn dust]

@rain imp is a pretty girl

[cunning lantern]

like has same common etc is what the person attractive

[past arrow]

true

[eager leaf]

What i dont like is when people lie to me and tell me im not ugly

[cunning lantern]

don't matter how beautiful they are, if they don't have same common sense, may not attractive at all, you can wet dream them but won't be satisfied

[little bane]

ur ugly

[unborn dust]

Because men are pigs and the only thing they’re attracted to are things that set their bars low enough to accept their egotistical ways

[eager leaf]

Zen is the only one who tells me the truth

[eager leaf]

Thanx how’d u know

[past arrow]

what truth

ur just a name on the internet

[eager leaf]

That im ugly

[little bane]

ugly people can mind read other ugly people

[rain imp]

i like having a big pp

[eager leaf]

Im not attracted to anything does that make me bacon

[past arrow]

won't know, ur just a name on the internet

[cunning lantern]

when someone call themselves their are ugly, it mean they're pretty

[unborn dust]

Bacon is good though

[eager leaf]

[past arrow]

im egg

[little bane]

i have an ugly personality

[eager leaf]

I wish i look like a squid

[cunning lantern]

I will consume your yellow yolk

[eager leaf]

I have both ugly looks and a ugly everything else

[mental spruce]

[past arrow]

that's lewd no

[little bane]

my asian grandma barber said i looked good but im pretty sure that was petty

[mental spruce]

Pity?

[cunning lantern]

if you want

[little bane]

pity petty idk

[eager leaf]

All grandmas think u look good

[mental spruce]

No worries m8

[past arrow]

just get grandma to cook for u

[mental spruce]

Lol

[eager leaf]

My grandma used to like me cooking for her

[unborn dust]

Rn I look beat up and homeless because I havent showered and I’m sick as fuck so I don’t wanna move out of bed

[cunning lantern]

if she said that your pretty, it means she want grandchildren

[rain imp]

Can all my characters use my cerburus founders mount?

[past arrow]

ha u just got the short stick

[little bane]

yes

[eager leaf]

Pics or not true

[unborn dust]

Yes

[past arrow]

same bro, same

[rain imp]

How

[eager leaf]

Lost ark question askers

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

It’s saved to roster just look in your mount inventory once you bound it to your account

[eager leaf]

Helper guy

[past arrow]

seb is always like 'u never vc' but the truth is he never vcs with me

[little bane]

lets go back to the topic where men are pigs

[unborn dust]

I do my best

[past arrow]

the only thing ugly about seb is the lies

[eager leaf]

Ur never in vc when im there

[mental spruce]

I helper guy’d earlier

[past arrow]

[cunning lantern]

[past arrow]

let's go rn

[eager leaf]

I cant im still at work

[past arrow]

another lie

[west mortar]

How does a non binary samurai kill people ?

[eager leaf]

When i can u always go to sleep

[west mortar]

||they/them||

[rain imp]

With words

[west mortar]

Cya later

[past arrow]

disbelief

[cunning lantern]

use a wood stick poke the dead body

[eager leaf]

At this pace you’ll never hear my ugly ass voice egg

[past arrow]

finish work now and go

[mental spruce]

Lmao not bad

[unborn dust]

Im never in vcs anymore

[eager leaf]

Charge your phone also your wifi about to die

[rain imp]

Eggs voice is a myth

Where were you yesterday at this time

[unborn dust]

I have an iPhone

[past arrow]

lets go rn

[past arrow]

at work

[mental spruce]

No I heard egg voice

[eager leaf]

By the time im done you’re gonna go to sleep again

[rain imp]

Ofc I can’t today

[past arrow]

rhu is just another liar

[unborn dust]

That’s better

[eager leaf]

Does it sound magical like im imagining

[rain imp]

@mental spruce yo wtf why you nodders that

[past arrow]

one time aj joined and lied too

[unborn dust]

I miss being in VCs with the gang

[mental spruce]

Bruh

[rain imp]

[mental spruce]

I didn’t have the sound on

[past arrow]

u didnt feed me 😠

[rain imp]

Why don’t u join us

[mental spruce]

[unborn dust]

Because I figured you guys are busy with lives

[past arrow]

do i poop or do i go back to sleep

[little bane]

its more like im bussin

[unborn dust]

Poop

[rain imp]

The vc is always free to join

[cunning lantern]

just range the time and date on weekend

[rain imp]

Poop

[past arrow]

so no diapers and sleep? ok

[mental spruce]

Both

[cunning lantern]

poop then vc

[raw grove]

Why do people buy phone cases and screen protectors? The phone is so much better, lighter and thinner without it…

[past arrow]

poop in vc?

[mental spruce]

[cunning lantern]

so we can be cheap

[rain imp]

[cunning lantern]

I drop so many time my phone into toilet bowl, amazing still working

[rain imp]

Ya but my dumbass drops it once a week

[past arrow]

[rain imp]

Yo wtf???? Lmao never did that

[signal bolt]

That is gross

[rain imp]

soy arms

[rain imp]

[past arrow]

i hope u drink sanitizer

[cunning lantern]

when finger got to slippy, that happen quite alot time