As a man at arms main id like that...

[tight sundial]

it would make sense
Should items like tankards/stones do more than 10 jab damage?
I mean if i punch someone with a rock or wooden tankard its gonna hurt more than just my bare fist

[tepid garnet]

it has to balance out w the emotional pain of knowing that u may break ur cup

thus it only does 10 dmg

[viscid stirrup]

Nah give it a 1/10 chance to break on jab and let it do 15 damage. And on break both you and your enemy get drunk together. Ultimate friendship!

[astral ledge]

i really like the idea that either through a jab or a throw you can force an enemy to get drunk

[vernal cypress]

shhhd if you give attention to the fact that this makes you able to jab at all, the devs might remove it and make out novelty items useless