We need a giant chicken killing people randomly and catching fire on a whim

[granite ermine]

Because we deserve it. We're still here with all the craps you make us go through! 😄

[granite ermine]

The Chicken Revolt mode

[dawn flower]

And it’s historically accurate

[granite ermine]

More than catapults and cavalry swords in the middle age, yes.
Cockatrix are real

[unreal sparrow]

Chicken is player controlled?

[granite ermine]

idk, it would be so much honor I don't think any human being deserves it

[unreal sparrow]

Where my modders......nvm

Chiv2 star wars 🤤

[mellow basin]

I second this lol add chicken mode or else 😂

[tough sedge]

Horde mode but it’s just chickens? 🤔

[unreal sparrow]

Regular size and pigs

[warm hollow]

i want to play chicken now...

[glossy birch]

If a chicken God could appear as a random encounter, how about if it kills VIPs instead of the attacking team, both teams are defeated by the chicken god

[granite ermine]

Big ass chicken, minimum ratio is Sekiro's cocks. Bigger is better though

[tough sedge]

Could work like LoZ cuckoos. If a chicken dies on the map, an army of chicken gets summoned and both attacking and defending teams must set aside their differences to eliminate a common enemy

[granite ermine]

The Rising of the Cocks.

[granite ermine]

What, it goes well with Coxwell

[granite ermine]

I got this historical middle age photograph that show chicken were actually disagreeing with humans.

[granite ermine]

We have to get to the 100 reactions and impose this as an unavoidable reality to TB devs and boss.

[granite ermine]

If TB don't come to the giant fire chicken, the giant fire chicken will come to TB!!!
Start coding the chicken right away! Or feel it's rage!

[unreal sparrow]

Oh snap

What a crappy office

[granite ermine]

It' TB, you know, still waiting for this update for august 3 or something.

[granite ermine]

No answer from TB has resulted the rage of the giant fire chicken.
Now your restroom is gone, Torn Banner, and the update will be further delayed.

[unreal sparrow]

Fiiiiiire chiiiiiiiicken!

[granite ermine]

Do they only realize there won't be a chiv3 if they don't do a fire chicken now.
Do they only realize last Christmas was maybe their last one if they disappoint the giang fire chicken?!!!

It would be so good if a giant fire chicken would appear to punish the team killers/grievers

The Giant Fire Chicken on the ashes of TB studios after they ignored its request of being coded into the game.

[stiff carbon]

Anyway I’m hear to becoming apart of another cult

[tall pulsar]

This is for archer mains

[plucky badger]

[stiff carbon]

Nevermind

[glass finch]

Anyone got a light

[tall pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-hotel-mario-no-philips-cdi-refusal-gif-23891990

[granite ermine]

The chicken pukes on archers. No archers can survive the purificative flame of the Mighty Chicken

[tall pulsar]

Source?

[granite ermine]

WE ARE THE SOURCE!! WE ARE THE HIGH PRIESTS OF THE MIGHTY FLAMING CHICKEN!!

DEATH TO ARCHERS!!!

https://tenor.com/view/disney-hater-king-seize-the-hater-gif-5364602

Flaming chicken killing archers

Armored Giant Flaming Chicken very angry at archers

Angry Flaming Chicken decimating more archers to really make a point.

[granite ermine]

You are welcome, brother!

[unreal sparrow]

Just runs around eating archers

[granite ermine]

That could be a nice trick triggered by some special feat.
One kind of special power after having a 10 killing streak or something : invoke the Giant Flaming Chicken.
And it decimates all the archers.

[earnest tiger]

Is the big chimken tasty?

[granite ermine]

The Chicken flesh can feed all of us! If you join the Cult.

[unreal sparrow]

The fire will light our way through the too big parry box times

[earnest tiger]

I’m joining!!!

[granite ermine]

You are welcome brother !
I might prepare a Giant Flaming Chicken Cult server if we gather enough brothers

[granite ermine]

and those many other glitches and badly coded shits, yes! Welcome Brother !

[unreal sparrow]

Thanks wait wut

[granite ermine]

thou art under his wings, now, thou shall not feel fear anymore, hunger nor mental illness...

[unreal sparrow]

Idk im pretty hungry

[granite ermine]

Feed on its flesh, brother!

[earnest tiger]

Prepare it as you would prepare the sacred chicken

[granite ermine]

Spread the word, brother! Let everyone know the good news!

[granite ermine]

They already swapped the Burning Man by the Giant Flaming Chicken God.
What are you waiting for, Torn Banner???

[unreal sparrow]

I heard about this

[granite ermine]

It's spreading so fast around the egg ( Earth is egg-shaped obviously) I can't believe it!

[tough sedge]

I thought the earth was flat 🤔

[earnest tiger]

Welp, at least we didn’t start the fire

[granite ermine]

Let the Fire of Knowledge of the Chicken enlight you!

[granite ermine]

Didn't we?

[earnest tiger]

The chicken did

Or maybe the egg did

[granite ermine]

Did the egg or the Chucken started the fire?
The Chicken's Mysterious Ways...

The Giant Flaming Chicken compassionate presence is burning in the hearts of its followers!

[earnest tiger]

🧡

[granite ermine]

Giant Flaming Chicken punishing the infidels

[tough sedge]

Does the chicken have a name?

[granite ermine]

It is the Giant Flaming Chicken God!
It's real name is not pronounciable by humans

[unreal sparrow]

It is beyond need of such things

[tiny grotto]

all hail to the chicken lord!

[earnest tiger]

What about by foxes?

[tiny grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-22941840

[earnest tiger]

The universe is a meanie

[late vault]

In my days of lurking here this is the most important thread I've ever found

[granite ermine]

Welcome to you under the Chicken Wings!

[granite ermine]

The henhouse is up.
It is only a basical barn for now but it exists and the first worshippers will have the priviliege to be the builders and the rulers.
https://discord.gg/Zrw7uRar

[granite ermine]

@here

[granite ermine]

Those who depends on the Chicken are not above the Chicken

[unreal sparrow]

Says giang but chicken god doesn't make mistakes so thats how we all say it now

[granite ermine]

it never said giang, it was a perturbation in the matrix caused by the Giant Flaming Chicken radiance

the matrix has to adapt to its presence, more perturbations could occur

btw you still didn't join, the Giant Flaming Chicken feeds on the chicken-livered, hesitation is not possible when you have to pick at worms and bugs and gravels before another chicken steal it from you

Come and build the Giant Flaming Chicken God's Legacy

[unreal sparrow]

Joining for perturbation

[earnest tiger]

I don’t really depend on the chicken, I could also eat mice, voles, rabbits, birds, etc.

[unreal sparrow]

Chicken god laughs at your vole

[earnest tiger]

Funny food is the best kind of food

[granite ermine]

All living beings are somehow dependant of the Chicken God!

[unreal sparrow]

Joinst usst atst thoughst serverst
https://discord.gg/hamTqxe8

[granite ermine]

The Giant Flaming Chicken God will warm the hearts of the children for a bright future for humankind!
Adult, you can go play chiv2 or fishing and let your children under the wings of the Giant Flaming Chicken God!

[granite ermine]

Now you know you can join us here :
https://discord.gg/SwpNbwYj

[earnest tiger]

The server is super cool

You should all join

[unreal sparrow]

They shouldnt all join some of these guys are wierdos

[granite ermine]

They will be fodder for our cardinal fox!

[earnest tiger]

I gotta eat somehow

[granite ermine]

The Cult is growing! Soon the world will be ours and we will HAVE TB to code our Giant Flaming Chicken God into the game.

[granite ermine]

Also, join here.
https://discord.gg/SwpNbwYj

[granite ermine]

giant flaming chicken god angry at Torn Banner's devlopper who are late for the next update.

https://discord.gg/SwpNbwYj

[granite ermine]

You should join the Cult.
World dominance in process.

[granite ermine]

Giant Flaming Chicken God stopping a javelin in its course bare handed and laying waste into ennemies ranks.

[granite ermine]

Torn Banner not only make us wait to code the Giant Flaming Chicken God but also are late for the update!
Now our GFCG is destroying their cars on the parking lot.
What will be next?

[granite ermine]

Join the GFCG Cult for a bright future!
https://discord.gg/CaW9rUBf

[unreal sparrow]

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[granite ermine]

thanks, I've been busy working in the shadow for the GFCG and I couldn't tend to the server not this thread.
But I'll be back with much more content.
Feel free to work on it as you see fit in the meantime, brother!

THE GIANT FLAMING CHICKEN GOD IS THE ESSENCE OF CHIV2.
If you understand this, you MUST code it into the game. Now!
The update can wait another couple of months.

[warm hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-wiggle-mad-serious-funny-gif-16504833

[unreal sparrow]

Probably gfcg is why update is delayed. They having trouble capturing his greatness

Need quantum computing power

[granite ermine]

https://discord.gg/fFd5cYSg

[granite ermine]

THE GIANT FLAMING CHICKEN GOD TRASHED ALL THE EU SERVERS TODAY!!! THIS IS A SIGN YOU MUST CODE IT INTO THE GAME TO AVOID TOTAL ANNIHILATION, TB!
GFCG always answers to his followers!
ALL HAIL THE GIANT FLAMING CHICKEN GOD!

[earnest tiger]

The giant chicken needs you! Join the cult today and reap many benefits!

https://tenor.com/view/gallo-gif-22091057

All the cool people are joining

Will you?