#pick a side effect, the person below will pick your superpower.
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Cancer
Even more cancer.
You canโt experience a high amount of air in your face and stuff or you will have a minor heart attack
you are ugly and will get no women
I donโt think thatโs a super power
its a side effect to your side effect
i hate you
Kill Every furry in existence
Ok
Say only OK for the rest of ur life
~ur mother ๐ฉ
no balls
Victim 1.Eyeballs were unable to be found.victim was laying on her carpet.there were unidentified fingerprints all around the corpse.cause of death is unknown
shapeshifting
you can only turn into a cup of water, and you die if the cup is emptied
And thy punishment is death
I think this is why people say power side effect installation.
You are as slow as a turtle
Time stop
the power to fly :3
you can only fly when its raining on the 29th of february at exactly 3:16 AM for a minute
aw man :[
Invisibility
you have to step on a lego to activate it, and it will always deactivate at the worst moment
Thats fine
Portable bucket of lego
You need to play your least favorite game for more than 5 minutes
Also i want to have the power to TELEPORT BREAD
you will be blamed for the tf2 bot crisis
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that's- not how this works...
oh yeah
well I want the power to breathe
what you gonna say huh
" you can't breathe "
asthma
you can transfigure ur limbs into different shapes and sizes (sort of like mahito from jujutsu kaisen)
you can only transform it into a triangle at exactly september 11, at 11:00 and you will automatically transform
your bones and nerves dont change along with it
Oh wait if i get another side affect can i get another power? And if i can then i want indestructible legs
you are incredibly slow and have barley any stamina
Alright thats fine
you're giving out so many side effects, where's yours?
i dunno man
yes
I can Change into Any Videogame Character
You can only change once per 6 months
You no longer need sleep, you will always feel energized enough to stay awake, as if you ha a perfect 8 hours.
but i always look exhausted and people dont stop telling me i need sleep
there we go
I can spawn anyone, Video game or Irl and i can also make there Design cooler
they will run around doing what they usually do, so for scout hed just shoot random pedestrians and you'd probably be blamed for it
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I want to be able to launch bombs out of my hand
I don't need to eat or drink
you have to eat and drink
i can spawn any object right infront of me and i can make the object invisible too whenever i want
You turn into a ghost not being able to touch anything when you spawn an item, and you turn back to normal after exactly 12 minutes and 3 seconds
This also applies to when you make something invisible
I have a 99.9 percent chance to hit a one shot on tuesdays with an ice cream in hand
nuh uh
Shapeshifting
Im always three inches off the ground
now it's only 2
and you can only shapeshift into something that's everything but another human
You cant walk because every time you take a step you fall on your face (like monster kid from undertale)
super speed
the pharaoh's curse
Your power:Super sonic sounds
I wanna have telekinesis
ok but you shit radioactive waste
Fu- ummm wait wouldn't that give me more superpowers or make me disabled and also it's like a weapon I can just poop on people and they die
it would probs mak you dead in 3 years
Awwww..
I can get bitches by spraying cologne on tuesdays
You disabled
ah Piss....
but itโs polonium
But then you feel/look/smell/taste/hear like Superior Triskaidecamaxed Broncrimtanerxeniomniankiontaniukutoraojorcocopergalaranoamonimumeriumnerumtoraoiulum
uhh...
What the hell does that even smell like
you
My balls disappear
Ability to fly
You are Incredibly weak but 12ft tall
two side effects eh?
I can enter any website (For Example i can enter Any Character ai shit and just enter the chat im in to enter the world im in and Experience it like VR, which honestly doesnt sound like a good idea and also enter youtube Vids and while im in the vid. No one notices me in the vid)
I wonder what side effect im gonna be given
malware will affect you if theres any on the machine you use to go to said website
Well luckily none of the Sites i go to have Malware so... I guess Mostly Positive of a side effect
:side effect you are very smart but you are autistic and you cant tell you are smart
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Bruh thats already who i am
ERmmmm WHAT THE DAMN SIGMA
I become Mexican
You can only speak Mexican if youre Holding Tacos or Any mexican food
Superpower: you are absolutely amazing at guitar
But theres only one guitar string thats slightly tuned off that cant be tuned back, its very noticable when youre playing a song no matter what
burger power
i can snap the string and get a new one
But the string can only be played during sundays at 3:57 pm when you have atleast 1 can in youre room
Get a new string
Every new string has the same effect
so you still gotta have a can at 3:57 pm to play the right tune
can never speak again
Y'all know that your supposed to pick your side effect and someone elce chooses your superpower
Right?
i can only remember one time that occured properly
true
Whoopsies
I'm on every ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐ฑ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ช
yub himself said to leave the furries alone which includes me so SHUT THE FUCK UP
you have an inifnite amount of bombs that appear 1 at a time no matter what you do every 30 seconds
ok guys heres my side effect
you fucking die
i wouldnt need that one, i already get bitches
(on character.ai ๐ญ )
You can iseke yourself into every universe.
Aren't we all...
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off topic buy
but
why the HELL has yub been playing roblox for NINETY ONE HOURS???
wtf
I got three thoughts abut this: One; Chil dawg, he may be being a bich, but that ain't no excuse for bitching back! If it's an eye for an eye, then we'd all go blind.
Two; we all know that like 99% of all anti furries are children, so I think we can put on a better role model example of how to act when someone's being annoying.
And Three; just wait about 10 years or less, and you'll see them on twitter with a flaming pink and black haired fox fursona, you know the more they hate furries, the more they wind up interacting in the comunity, the more they enjoy it. Put simply, they were doomed from the start
Alright that's my yapping done
Warthunder activitg
yap session: also true
imagine hes just been afk in som game for that long lol
like what he did in ultrakill
The Warthunder the warthunder is real (i know people with 309 active hours of warthunder, and sleep problems, 90 hours on roblox isnt a worry)
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i have no idea what war thunder is but i have 500 hours on item asylum
so uh
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real
people say cinderblock sucks now but i got a 20 killstreak with it once recently so idk-
Side effect: forced to be emo
Power: ?
you dont feel sad
Ever, like, you're always happy
Ability: burger power
Side effect: ???
Ur allergic to pizzas
you also summon their arch nemesis which will try and kill you
i can walk
every step you take has a 1% chance to break a random bone in your body
i can talk
you only speak latin
Can i kill them? or are they invincible or some shit?
Isn't that true irl

No I have definitely walked 100 steps before and my bones didn't break

I walked a couple, and it gave me precordial catch. ๐
my joints crack way too much. all of them.
invisibility
only if you hold your breath
my response was to ghostman, its pick a side effect then the reply is superpower
i was saying this man gets invisibility
i understand that, that was the point of me specifying
spontaneously combusting
choose a SUPERPOWER now
you can become immune to explosions of any caliber for 1 second, making you have to parry your spontaneous combustions
gragh
Ice spice forever
Ability: I can choose any game, owned or through any image and enter the game and i also have as many trys as i can to try and beat them or just quit and go back to the real world
Side Effect:???
that aint how this works
but ill humor you anyway
you will be accountable for any crime/war crime committed in game and WILL be tracked down
shit
im doomed huh
And also i forgot about this channel so my bad that how i did it was wrong
Depression
you make everyone around you happy
I have no bones. Like I'm just just a little goop that can slide around
You can get a girlfriend no Matter the way you Flirt
my muscles contract when taking a pee
But after you pee the effect wears off and u get stronger and stronger every pee
I smell horrendous like fish pickled in sulfur post shower
Everyone around you smell the smell of flowers instead
I cant say yes in another language other than mexican now give me a superpower
you know "yes" in every language
My voice is SUPER high pitched and gives u a headache when u listen to it
@bronze maple it also gives you a headache
What how is that a side effect
Was your voice a side effect
Well damn I didn't know, you said "gives you a headache"
Not "gives everyone a headache"
Anyway you can only scream at night
you don't need a power to do that.
It's the absolute BEST chocolate milk in the universe and each drink gets better and better
Side: I get sleep paralysis every night
Super:...?
You can summon them and the scarier the demon is, the more powerful also they have their own powers(they don't fight against u, only with u
If I saw the name of any videogame protagonist then they appear in my head and pretend they actually exist.

You respawn after 1 hour
Side effect: I have to drink mayonaise to stay alive
Super: ???
You can consume anything and be fine as long as it isn't too big.
tiny fingers
Telepathic powers
so worth it
you have a small pp
All women are attracted to you
Grass hurts me
All of the things that hurt rlly badly feel like how a normal person would feel grass
Awesomeee
I am deathly allergic to all types of grass
U can pick up grass (don't let it touch anywhere else it can only touch ur hands) and throw it at others instantly killing them.
side effect: you get no bitches
I am not able to dance now time for superpower
You can sing really good that you reach any note.
I can only watch 1 movie ever again
You get free movie tickets anywhere
That is the worst superpower I could have gotten
I can only eat humans
You can turn any meat into human meat when you touch it
I can turn into a car
I can never touch grass
You cant go back and you need a driver
My superpower would be being edwin, the guy who made the mimic and it was difficult to put the pieces together
You can make anybody become an outdoor or indoor person
Gravitiy doesnt affect me
you can move through anything by using your mind
Presses tiny fingers to head "7 of spades"
The evil zookeeper
You know what, why not have those so that every third person chooses the 1st person's super name.
Side effect : you get no bitches
Power: you can make anything exist once a week
If you could make anything exist at any time your literally god
But you get no bitches
Let's get you all a challenge:
I am literally omnipotent and unbound by logic and physics
You will never see another living thing in you life again
(including plants and any sentient robots)
Side Effect: I am stuck as Freddy Fazbear
You have unlimited money
But you also have a human child stuffed inside of you
i have the power to double world hunger at any time i want, even if i already did....
WITHOUT MY FOOD BEING GONE
HAHAHAHAHAH
oh shit, i read it wrong
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID
YOUR SIDE EFFECT IS THAT WHEN YOU EAT FOOD, YOUR MONEY DIVIDES BY 4!!!
you can summon any food you want to any device capable of holding such a meal
ight
That's the side effect you choose???
Side effect: Cannot feel anything emotionally, and nothing can change that (?)
But, you have an 80% Lethal crit ratio
(can totally defend your friends with that frfr)
That sounds a bit wrong
99.9% sure that it was meant to be interpreted as a fnaf reference
How you gonna get friends when you don't feel anything for them?
I think so too
I did say stuffed inside, not implanted...
Can we get that as an out of context quote
I am begging you please do not
Uhm
I've already got enough of those
Either way
Ig
I'll have some restraint
Anyway, you have that ^ kinda thing happen to you
Pick a power
Uhhhhhh
You have a photographic memory
Made it anyways ig
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side effects - you remember everything, whether you want to or not
they can ask you for defense ofc-
and
you'd already have friends before the sudden
change in perspective
ofc, without feeling anything You'd probably do a lot of stuff for random people for no reason :P
2 of your femurs will break
You regenerate like deadpool
Or do some evil things for a desperate grasp at a feeling
How strong is your will?
Depends on what you define as will
This is a gem btw your mind is beautiful
it's just as painful as it would realistically be to regenerate
Makes sense, LITERALLY Flowey
Side effect : I jump every time I burp
Every jump grows in height
I become fully digital.
I'm sure you've seen plenty of it Mind poker
Now there's a philosophical concept there. I could start a forum on that.
Not who I had in mind, but yeah. Litteraly Flowey.
Is this every single jump, and can you controll the height?
You can travel to any realm inside a book.
Yes, but no, no control
So you have a little height but then the next would lead you to Space
What about the one after๐
If you live, the jump could literally be so low that you just either don't leave the ground
Or worse
Naj bro, the inverted jump
you try to jump and you fall over
You could noclip I guess
you can teleport a fixed distance
you can fly
That's an odd side effect
thats a superpower...
It's a good superpower ngl. But you don't decide your superpower.
You decide the terrible occurrence that happens with your superpower
Like a monkeys paw but you chose the side effect, and it chooses the wish.
I have to eat humans for life
You live in a world where you and others Are aliens so it's legal to eat humans

you constantly have a dry throat and it hurts to swallow
One trillion dollars (can't use it on any surgery that does something to the throat)
good one
Every 2 seconds i hiccup
Now superpower
Every time you hiccup, you gain 3 wishes, they don't stop coming so you can just pile the wishes up
Too op
You can only use them in the day you gain them
So if half of the wishes you have right now we're given yesterday, they can't be used
And you can only use 3 of the wishes after 1 minute
Still too op lol
And also, every wish comes with a twist, every wish you do, also causes the most fucking agonizing pain to the point you don't want to use your wishes
I can wish to not feel pain right?
No
) :
Side effect:your balls explode forever
water breathing
Based power and side effect match
They definitely would, like 3000 feet or meters below sea
Side effect: no family
you become batman
Side effect: no teeth
Super power : can scream so loudly my grandma will wake up from the grave
Peak
is your pfp super neo metal sonic? based
yes
metal is my favorite sonic character. and one of my favorites in general
You have a 50% chance to explode for no fucking reason whenever you start your day
and im guessing you still die despite invulnerability?
Yes
Power: infinite money
Side effect: you have a pet rat that will insult how you dress, no matter if it's good or bad
its a rat. i could just step on it, unless its like immortal or smthn
Immortal
You can't kill it
oh ok fair enough, i guess it wouldnt be much of a bad side effect if you could ewsily kill it
The power to teleport
365 days cooldown
tru
but you still feel like your gonna drown and so you get trauma and eventually your gonnag et scared of swimming so you will never ever go underwater
good one
side effect: you can be right clicked and deleted easily
The ability to explode my entire god damn skeleton.
side effect: the explosion only harms you and only you can see it, also your skeleton vulnerable to explosions so your just injuring your self really badly
see, thats the plus side of it, i feel extreme pain.
That . Jpeg treatment
You dont, you just die and your gone as if you were ran over by a speeding train
The Fog gets closer every second
You can spawn a fish anywhewe, anytime
side effect: the fish you spawn are always rotten, and also you have a cooldown of 1 month
Side effect: the fog is like the fortnite storm, it deals damage and once its fully closed in you take damage till you die
side effect: die
I think youโre misunderstanding how this works
We choose the side effect and then someone else chooses the power after
it would be better if it was the other way around tho.
Thatโs the point I think
so thats why i invert it :D
Okay but then youโre just giving side effects more side effects
You can kill someone instantly
Drag them down with you
cool
Side effect: Youโre constantly on fire
It doesnโt actually burn you or anything else but it still hurts
ur immune to fire
Lmao
Side effect: fire still hurts, but it wont kill
leave at once.
side effects are first idiot
power: you can kill it with fire
Side effect: The Hat Man will always be there
power: The Hat Man dies every 2 seconds
Power: the hat man isnt real and its just a illusion
illusion
sorry i misspell some time, im not really from english contries
Nope, thats been waaay overdone. I made this with the express point of seeing what random things people can give with good intent as opposed to trying to nerf somone who wants to have somthing cool.
Aint that just schizophrenia?
yeah
Side effect: I become Walter white
power: you can knock really hard on a door to k.o. anyone on the other side.
jit bugging calling that a superpower
you can confuse opponents
Superpower: untracable DNA
Side Effect: Extremely Bad Luck
superpower: theres a 90% chance you crit every time you punch someone
Awesome
side effect: you are now bisexual (not a bad thing(or a good thing))
Super Power: You can Change people's View on anything without an effort
Side effect: whatever object you pick up has a 20% chance of doing a critical hit like in tf2
power: you can make anything that is not alive out of midair
why
Side effect: everything is alive now
Side effect:there is a 1% supercrit chance
Power: The ability to summon Cerberus from ULTRAKILL at any given time. Side effect, you shall have to look at the Yubreddit for two hours, twenty two and three-fourths second
Side effect: thereโs a 5% chance of a 5 pound weight falling on your head from 5 feet up
power: you can fly 4 feet off the ground
So wait, does this happen before or after you fly up then
Because if it drops after you start flying
doesnt really matter sense itll still fall and hit you
side effect: you go completely apeshit when you use your power
Power: super strength
Side effect: One of your limbs dissappears, hangman style. It doesn't hurt, it's just gone.
Made a song about this
"the revolutionary, beat of the century" ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Ignore them
Thats comicaly funny
beesechurger approves
Interesting, what did you use to make it
Bandlab
I shit out balls of pure flame