things you really wanna eat but cant.

[regal crest]

please just someone tell me im not crazy and this is normal.

[dapper idol]

i,. want to drink ehtnaol

[fringe token]

red dye 40

[regal crest]

personally, the pink stuff they use to insulate houses, yes i know its tiny pieces of glass.

[warm holly]

Uranium

[dapper idol]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-desintegrated-sir-is-that-gif-27411162

[fringe token]

just buy cotton candy

[regal crest]

NO BECAUSE THE PINK STUFF CRUNCHES.

[fringe token]

this is not normal human behavior

[regal crest]

have you even thought for one second im a normal human

[fringe token]

no

[regal crest]

proves my point.

[fringe token]

you’re funny

[regal crest]

i honestly cant tell if this is sarcasm or not.

[fringe token]

it’s not

i think you’re funny

[regal crest]

aw thanks🤠 🫶

[fringe token]

ofc 🫶

[stoic haven]

my wall

[dapper idol]

You.

[regal crest]

😨

[fathom maple]

I wanna eat a car

[unborn stratus]

ok guys i cant eat bread-

[dusty iron]

pool noodle

[wanton cedar]

I've eaten foam before

Man up

[dusty iron]

i just realized i have a pool noodle in my room

i will try it

[wanton cedar]

Gl

[dusty iron]

that shit is good