#strange insults and things to call people

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tough epoch
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how the freak did you know why are u watching me shit

hybrid pumice
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erm i am in the autism specrtum

trail trout
autumn hamlet
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discombobulated tortoise

trail trout
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you autism shit spiral

tough epoch
calm merlin
trail trout
long horizon
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thou possess the shape of a pig

rose loom
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thy end is now

long horizon
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you stupid bootlicker

ember heath
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A 1928 lookin ass cartoon

hybrid pumice
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you built like a nintendo ds lite

digital mural
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This you^?

rose loom
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natural selection would not choose you

hybrid pumice
digital mural
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Lol

agile cosmos
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DON'T TAKE ME

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BUENAAAAAAAAAAA

digital mural
agile cosmos
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don't want Gorlock to eat me

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ik she eats

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a lotta men

digital mural
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Ayo?

agile cosmos
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ikr.

long horizon
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you wake up on both sides of the bed
your forehead could be a landing spot for a helicopter

digital mural
uncut zodiac
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Skin puppy

autumn ore
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''Iphone 20''

long heron
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"you built like a slap"

north creek
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"You are the definition of Scoliosis"

cloud sinew
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"Skiing addict"

long heron
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i bet your headphones say "from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king"

digital mural
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You’re the type of person to eat candy with the wrapper still on

north creek
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i cant even come up with just bad roasts like mnot even the simplest of stupid shit 😭

simple horizon
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yo momma so stupid

sleek gull
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shut up you lashes crustier than pizza crust

digital mural
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You’re the type of person in school that every time you try to talk to them they say “don’t talk to me, you wouldn’t understand what I’m going through.”

ionic pivot
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piss wrinkle

hybrid pumice
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dumbfounded snake

north creek
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Snarkle Tarkle

worldly matrix
ionic pivot
round dragon
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just heard a friend yell to someone else on call "shut up you hippopota-gigantic tater tot"

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same friend "you AMMONIA man"

thin pumice
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crepid (dumb)

ionic pivot
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droopy ploopy

digital mural
normal flint
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rare defect

north creek
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"You built like a disabled Kai Cenat"
I legit heard a kid say this at the park what even is this generation 😭

ionic pivot
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you buildt like a červené hrozny o 40 % levnější 8,99 za kilogram

grand comet
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Looks like their parents picked the worst traits from both of them

mossy tide
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😭

toxic shuttle
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you look like a 🫃

thorny rapids
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im up here

your down here

mossy tide
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You sound like someone who doesn't know the difference between you're and your

thorny rapids
mossy tide
thorny rapids
mossy tide
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My bad gang

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Jeez

undone spruce
north creek
simple horizon
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you're = you are
your = can be replaced with "our" in a sentence and still make sense

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Can't win w stupid fellows

thorny rapids
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stfu

north creek
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how the fuck did i never know this

round dragon
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i mean if you know how to use "you are" i think the rest is pretty simple..

rose loom
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you'ren't smart

digital mural
simple horizon
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I'm no mr

vestal sentinel
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all i do is say "this is why you look like a deformed moldy chicken nugget"

austere rapids
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youre either a smart fella
or a fart smella

digital mural
simple horizon
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im gatekeeping them

digital mural
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Okay👽

grand comet
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Come on man

grizzled oak
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My bad

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I had went to eat

grand comet
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Thank you for removing it 🤝

digital mural
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👨‍🎤

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U look like this emoji ^

crisp dome
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Who wants to wear something associated with the color "Beige"?

shut ingot
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big stinky butt hhead

main pewter
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The Prowler wouldnt find you chase worthy

candid oracle
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You overcooked leprechaun.

austere rapids
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opposed to the raw leprechaun

north creek
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Gordon Ramsay would fire you before you even enter his kitchen

candid oracle
carmine folio
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most of these arent even strange they are just brutal

primal glen
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You make me wanna get deported.

mossy tide
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damn 😭

north creek
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Homeless people feel richer when they see you

upper ledge
candid oracle
rose loom
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oeu'ry*

upper ledge
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💀

candid oracle
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and knock of lego's got the closest reseblance

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[particularly the hairline]

tired hinge
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You tateobesu

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From the devil may cry series

candid oracle
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You look like the guy who metal gear liquid; python inhaler.

spring stone
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oh YEESSSS this is the place i have been looking for
you dried up dirty sock dipped in mayonnaise

surreal marsh
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Armpit cheese lice looking ahh

undone spruce
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How to insult mc Donalds:
Ice. Cream. Machine

spring stone
craggy prawn
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i would debuff you, but you already spawned in with so many it would be pointless

north creek
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I would call your aim cancer, but cancer actually kills people

spring stone
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that reminded me of a time when my friend called me a cancerous bucket of slop

candid oracle
ornate pilot
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I hope you go on a divorce trip away from your home to stay with a family member you've never seen before in your life and have lots of fun with him over the time you're there but you find out he is secretly involved in building a doomsday device and you and your sibling try to stop him but your sibling and the family member end up dying and you pass out and when the agents find everyone you're the only one left there and they take you to jail for life as the bodies of your family are gone and youre the only one left at the crime scene and you have panic attacks and PTSD in the cell every night, and since the jail is so high security they have to watch you piss, shit, and various other activities. Also, your cell mates are 'bullies' and they beat you up every night and when they find out about how you came to jail when you're a teen/barely an adult they mock your sister and family member and eventually use your grief to make you steal food from the lunchroom and you are caught and they decide to torture you for years on end, tying you up and blindfolding you. You can't even scream as they taped your mouth shut, and you starve for the entire portion. This goes on until the end of the world/apocalypse, and when you go out you're the only one left in the world. You can't even take a trip down your neighborhood for nostalgias sake, as you have been in the torture for over 50 years and you can't walk those thousands of miles, AND it has been exploded in it's entirety. A large man-eater cricket spots you and eats you, then shits you out into its bird nest where it's cricket-bird mutated children eat you. The only thing left is your eyes and brain, and future generations find you and turn you into a robot to find out about the past. You can't tell them anything, as you were locked up for most of your life, and the future men think that you were immortal like them so they did not believe you, and they kept you captive in the interrogation room, and investigated you every

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night, and every so often there was a lady who would call you the most vile, unhumanish things pushing you even more to wanting your horrible life to just fucking end already. You want it to fucking end, it has been horrible your entire goddamn life. You're eventually forgotten, and stay in the room until the end of time. Even though you're just a brain and eyes, you are still hungry, and miss your twin. Why did things have to get this bad? When you eventually make it to the afterlife after the heat death of the universe (you're not taken during the rapture, because you're not recognized as a human), you are misjudged and go to the pits of hell in place of an evil dictator in the year 92748__8__294... and let me just tell you, the devil has a FUN time torturing you. You have no friends in hell. Your life has been a drag, of torture, pain, guilt, sadness, nobody can even fathom how much pain your entire life has been, just to end up in hell when you hadn't done anything wrong. You think about your early childhood, when you would play board games and silly games like catch with your family. You had an entire life, and one argument between your parents forced you to go through all this pain, and even though you don't want to believe it, it will never, EVER end.

spring stone
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jesus shit

rose loom
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is that said all in one breath?

carmine folio
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strange insults my ass everyone here is just putting curses on people

rose loom
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correct

surreal marsh
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Avada kadabra

pine thicket
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Little squid piss

shut ingot
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Skadaa skadoo fuck you! turns you into a frog

north creek
carmine folio
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once again

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strange insults my ass everyone here is just putting cursed on people

agile cosmos
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You're built like a cheesecake from 1972 with extra whipped cream.

rose loom
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there we go

ornate pilot
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You look like if twilight sparkle and sid the sloth had a kid

craggy prawn
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you look like batman's newest villain, the stench

surreal marsh
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You look like if you looked in a mirror and saw yourself

noble wedge
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youy’re look like you would sya “cheesebuergars and garlik bred

north creek
surreal marsh
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Yro'ue so dumb it isn't even funny anymore

rose loom
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like the word or is that an insult?

toxic plank
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You look like you came out the dish washer just now

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Because yo head look so clean when I look at it I turn blind for 3 months

north creek
toxic plank
spring stone
toxic plank
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You bastard

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(Continuing his manual breathing)

north creek
primal glen
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you sticky pickle

short current
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Insult idea: Skin-babbler

mossy tide
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What is that even supposed to mean

simple horizon
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I donr get it

rose loom
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you blab skin

candid oracle
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*to be dirty

short current
short current
digital mural
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Thing

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IT

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LESSER BEING

round dragon
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that aint strange thats just dehumanizing

digital mural
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And as a wise maybe a little silly guy said

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Strange insult indeed yes yes^

carmine folio
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nobody here knows what a “strange insult” is

carmine folio
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this guy

short current
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i got another one

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goobitz squilter

north creek
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Toe eyed beef

short current
candid oracle
spring stone
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window eater

long heron
plush mason
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The opposite of [[BIG SHOT]] [[SMALL FREEZE]]

rose loom
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tiny heal

candid oracle
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Bro had one shot, and missed

north creek
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SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE JUST AN ENGLISH MAN WITH A DRESS!!!

rose loom
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scottish accents are just really heavy british accents

short current
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wiggly wench

short current
candid oracle
short current
candid oracle
spring stone
north creek
spring stone
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oh fair enough

agile cosmos
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Sorry... You're NOT An Appetizer.

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rose loom
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what about a meal

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a snack

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a side dish

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a main dish

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a drink

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a sauce

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a spice

agile cosmos
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None of that matters, in the wake of the Appetizer

rose loom
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true

languid lark
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green man

rose loom
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blind deaf unarmed mute green man

languid lark
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how about 'big zajef pp eater'

north creek
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Bloody Fruitshop Owners

hybrid pumice
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####### ##### #### ##

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And im not gonna give the directors cut

rose loom
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short current
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you rag haggler

edgy lagoon
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You bean

noble wedge
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frickin squonk

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😡

neat mesa
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me and my friends we call people cheeseburger

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ok

spring stone
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Gooberous cheese wedgie

edgy lagoon
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You stupid deodorant can

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You aren't a can your a can't

mossy tide
edgy lagoon
toxic plank
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You [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

minor marsh
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swiss cheese with no holes

north creek
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Pickle eater

edgy lagoon
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analog ether
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you [NO_TITLECARD]

analog ether
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smallpenis 🏚️🏚️🏚️🏚️🏚️🏚️🏚️

agile cosmos
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You D-Class SCP Foundation Employee

analog ether
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1987 Buick Grand National Regal GNX, Volkswagen Golf Club, Toyota Camry, Peugeot 2017

mossy tide
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@edgy lagoon No 9/11 jokes

noble wedge
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jk

spring stone
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You’re a [REDACTED]

analog ether
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you look like granny 💔💔💔💔

north creek
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Pickle Sniffer

ivory burrow
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Garden Gnome

short current
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Pingle Snibbits (leprecauns)

analog ether
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you nintendo switch 2 high prices

north creek
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[[Hyperlink Blocked]]

noble wedge
north creek
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I just ran outta ideas

north creek
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Cause i still wanna participate

edgy lagoon
edgy lagoon
marsh ember
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Fuckass nugget

hard raft
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stinky toilet seat

orchid stump
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head of toe cabbage

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also "You have the complexion of a piece of deli ham" ONLY WORKS ON THOSE WITH PINK ASS SKIN

glossy cedar
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You sound like a motorcycle at night going 50 in a neighborhood zone for no reason

old junco
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the entirety of r/gocommitdie

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can be summarized

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in this post

ivory burrow
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Stale end piece of whitebread

grizzled sand
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people still use this? steve got banned ages ago 💔🥀

rose loom
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real

wintry minnow
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Your face is minging

ornate pilot
simple horizon
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Ages ago dude

copper parrot
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You Uncultured Swine

mossy tide
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that's a classic

hearty rover
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"shut thy loquacious mouth"

agile cosmos
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"Please Delete your Save file on life"

fresh zodiac
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Water.

dry creek
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"you stupid little unicycle" and it didnt even make since

mossy tide
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sense

orchid stump
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philly cheese steak

hearty rover
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"you're so stupid you could get hit by a parked car"

white pagoda
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Uhhhh

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Oy! Shut yo mouth you dirty wourty smougly bugly dougly nugly punk!

alpine plinth
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You are 100 sound microseconds

lime raptor
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U look like u take showers

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/j

north creek
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"Im Drunk! You dont have an excuse!"

pastel basalt
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Tuna melt

copper parrot
brave whale
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blockhead clueless

fresh zodiac
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Nacho cheese

rocky steeple
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hide and seek ego

alpine plinth
primal glen
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What the fuh is this

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sage tartan
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"You're built like a new niche meme"

ebon heath
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all bark no bite head ahh 💀

frank plover
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Butt wad

sage tartan
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"Your music taste is not as good as you think."

brave whale
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you stupid little kankersore

brave whale
north creek
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"i hate you and hope you get turned into the Khaby Lame contraption "

mossy tide
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You empty message in a bottle. I actually expected something from you this time.

primal glen
north creek
rose knoll
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you look like if a beluga whale amd every ugly person in history had a baby

hard raft
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donut with no do

rose knoll
shut ingot
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You sound like Björk choking on a clothing hanger

wise helm
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You look like a red lobster boil bag

analog ether
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raw chicken on the LA Lakers hitting a perfect full court shot

toxic shuttle
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you smell purple

gray osprey
balmy tulip
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  1. Public gun chewer
  2. Curb sniffer
  3. Granny sniffer