The year is 1942. 1/2 of Germany's population serves on the Atlantic Wall, or the snaking line of divisions reaching from Lenningrad to Rostov. Every home in Germany has been demolished and replaced with an oil refinery to meet a gluttonous Luftwaffe. The Air Force then takes this fuel and flies one week a month to keep the RAF and USAAF at bay. In the weeks where this isn't the case, Albert Speer loses more trains than the Fat Controller after a messy divorce.
Every four months the commonwealth declares a hunger games and feeds 20 divisions into a death trap somewhere along the coast of France. When asked why, Churchill says 'it's worth it to watch the garrisons un-garrison themselves and run around like idiots"
In the Baltic, railway guns have grown sentient and pine for the ocean. Routinely they leave Riga and go on a scenic cruise for no real reason, whilst partaking in the new sport of Sub or Whale?
Like Al Gore's ice caps, the Soviet division is in danger of going extinct. Just like Al Gore's ice caps, they continue to grow in size and number despite the Refinery Reich's best efforts. Being encircled by Germans is now considered a Russian's right of passage, and some Russians have been encircled up to 5 times a day. So exciting is the encirclement, that some German Field Marshalls have been known to invite units from 800 miles down the line to see it.
Anything remotely aquatic is considered Allied property, from the oceans to the bathtubs and toilets of the world. One need only step in a puddle to have 50 destroyers and a cruiser attack you with the savagery of startled swans.
Manpower is so low that Hitler has opened the mens and women's prisons, and asked them to have as much sex as possible with each other. Sadly most are unable to get in the mood because I didn't turn off the Speeches DLC and Winston's dulcet tones are an errection killer.











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