#general-discussion

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near jewel
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Unlike Spanish

still plaza
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nah tbh why are you learning german, are you planning to work in Europe?

celest lion
still plaza
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well that's the point tho

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English isn't that common to use it instead of native languages on daily bases

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so you're gonna use language of the country you'll be in

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so unless you're gonna go to GB, you won't have much use of English

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unless you wanna go full monke mode and go work in a country without knowing native language

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(pretty much what people did when emigrating back in the good old days)

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just learn the language while living there

woven scarab
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Bruh I got a failing grade for german on my last high school report

near jewel
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^Subconscious anti-germanization mechanism at its finest

still plaza
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lmao

clever night
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Yo, wth, I just remilitarized the Rhine by accident. Darn subconscious Germanization mechanism

verbal ingot
still plaza
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der die das is funny

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like saying der Kaffe,

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why is it male

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everyone knows coffee is woman

woven scarab
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nah just you

still plaza
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:P

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polish joke

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altough gotta admit that i had a bit of a stroke while writing it

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combining 3 languages isn't easy with only 2 braincells

near jewel
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My teacher said to screw der,die, das because nobody gets it right.

still plaza
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xD

chrome flower
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My techer didnt and all i learned in her classes was how to make a German accent

still plaza
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absolute chad

near jewel
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Learn german gibberish

still plaza
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not focusing on the most frustrating part

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just add -EN to all the words from english

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talken walken doen

near jewel
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And look menacing

still plaza
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xD

near jewel
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Just like Johnson in Portal 2 said

still plaza
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cabn't breath

near jewel
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U okay?

still plaza
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ye

near jewel
woven scarab
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Y'know, 1.2 million people were there when they deleted the channel

near jewel
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What channel?

woven scarab
languid quartz
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Lol, my girlfriend was watching that last night... she kept up with them the entire year....

Also, seems like the fanboys even got tattoos in honor of them.

clever night
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Who the hell were they?

languid quartz
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Batshit crazy if you ask me

woven scarab
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I got up early to watch the last 30 minutes

twilit oak
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Reminder that CoD is trash yet again

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Huey with 4 rotorblades in Vietnam

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UH-1Y, first variant to have upgraded to 4 rotorblades from 2 first flew in 2001

drowsy cipher
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unplayable

woven scarab
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Funny. War Thunder is like that too.

drowsy cipher
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oh ok

woven scarab
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in case you didn't scroll up julianlol

clever night
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Do I have to google to find out what Unus was?

woven scarab
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It's latin. Unus Annus translates to One Year

clever night
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Thanks, you dodged the question

woven scarab
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which is exactly how long that channel existed for

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Thanks, you dodged the question
HBjoy

slim snow
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@stiff anchor Oi, why did you switch to only messaging friends, I smell or something? Lmao

stiff anchor
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No idea, had a weird encounter in the game today and thought it'd be due diligence

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Plus, haven't been introduced to anybody named 'Skeletor'.

slim snow
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Not yet, but you introduced yourself with the sheer amount of signs you put up. @stiff anchor (since I still cant message you)

near jewel
bold shuttle
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yall need to watch this!

loud girder
verbal ingot
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Soekarno was a Japanese Collaborator making him technically the first Indonesian Weeaboo.

subtle bramble
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seiko spiting facts

verbal ingot
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Not sure how @karmic ether and @topaz hedge would respond to this

topaz hedge
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I have been Pinged

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Oh look it’s Soekarno

slim snow
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@stiff anchor OI, MATE, I cant talk to you if you have your dm's for just your friends

stiff anchor
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Sorry, don't see what we have to talk about. Still don't know ya.

karmic ether
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.-.

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i have been summoned

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🤷‍♂️ i guess our 1st president was a weaboo then

maiden fern
lapis dagger
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ok seal clubber >:[

strange slate
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@edgy siren you gave me permission to post suggestion again but the reactions doesnt show up

boreal yacht
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Dyno dead?

strange slate
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something wrong with my permissions

trail zealot
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Is that anti-japanese racism? Or?

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Or was that whales

lapis dagger
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seals

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also that guy was talking to disk lol

trail zealot
edgy siren
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@strange slate post something again

still plaza
edgy siren
edgy siren
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@forest iris no no bad

still plaza
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POG

strange slate
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@edgy siren didnt work

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sadkek

native sable
strange slate
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That's like, so based.

pure ember
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@maiden fern stop sealclubbing

maiden fern
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@pure ember bro i was playing tier 1 in war thunder i have no idea how anyone could get offended by that

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although to be fair my entire setup has 20mm auto cannons at BR 1.7 max so i might be a little bit seal clubbing

pure ember
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Were you using the I-16

maiden fern
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no it was tanks, german tanks

karmic pine
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I heard i-16

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I love the i-16

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1v3'd friends that were in jets with that glorious piece of plane

vernal flicker
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yo

ivory magnet
dark lion
summer glacier
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disk salty wehraboo confirmed?

karmic ether
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yo

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where do i report alts?

pine prairie
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I’m thinking of coming back to the game is it worth doing ?

peak pumice
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no @pine prairie

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except if you like the imbalance of asymetrical design

pine prairie
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I thought the update would have been good

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That was when I last heard about the game

peak pumice
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the game is in a spiral of dishing out facion specific vehicles that are OP for a time until nerfed and/or overshadowed by the next OP vehicle for the other faction @pine prairie

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while still ignoring its core problems

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and the tech tree is heavily asymetrical and lacks any balance as well

pine prairie
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Yea I used to play the game so much I loved it but then a little toxic dispute I had with a clan got out of hand blah blah and now I was thinking of coming back

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So if it isn’t worth doing again I’ll just pass it by

peak pumice
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Well, there is a reddit down/upvote system in the game now so you can just downvote people if they are toxic

pine prairie
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Yea

viscid inlet
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if you're not worried about winning or losing, the game can be fun

pine prairie
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I’m not tbh

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I just like to help my team I’m with

peak pumice
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thats a good mindset for colonials KEKW

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cause they lost 6x in a row after the arms race update sadkek

pine prairie
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Oh yea what’s the two factions again the colonials and ?

viscid inlet
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yeah you can find a decent group of people to play with and have a decent bit of fun

peak pumice
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Wardens. the one and only

pine prairie
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Wardens are blue right

peak pumice
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yup

viscid inlet
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yes

pine prairie
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yea I was with wardens all the time

peak pumice
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gooood

late ermine
pine prairie
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but the clan I joined kinda made me dislike it after ya know being so toxic and mean then I lost loads

twilit oak
pine prairie
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Of friends from it and shit

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But I still always like wardens

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Won’t change

peak pumice
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@twilit oak you become stepping stone for all other warden clans? awww. nice

pine prairie
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But I appreciate it @peak pumice and @viscid inlet

viscid inlet
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yea man

clever night
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Clans really be like that sometimes

karmic ether
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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

chrome flower
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Where the commander hatch

karmic ether
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I also found an anime where zombies fight in colonial warfare

chrome flower
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Ah wait this is from manga?

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Is it like Schaferhund or something?

karmic ether
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Empire of Corpses

chrome flower
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Well i ment that picture you send

maiden fern
near jewel
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It's another nuclear test conducted by Gaijin, move along.

real swift
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Lmao

forest iris
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it's not only you, at other dc ppl have same problem sometimes

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idk what's happening it

woven scarab
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@maiden fern Dagor 5.0 trying to outdo Dagor 6.0

near jewel
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I want to buy myself MOWAS 2 bacause it's 80% off now. What edition and/or DLCs should I consider buying?

static jay
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If you buy all dlc you can play with mods

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And get sone extra missions in campaign

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+you get the all faction

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And you can use editior

still plaza
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i bought MOWAS when it was pretty cheap

karmic ether
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You need airbourne dlc

still plaza
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and then got fuckin slaughtered by AI

karmic ether
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But the others are shit

still plaza
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not even that i can't defend

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just cant push

static jay
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Yeah but sometimes not the airborne dlc need some mods

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Like valour, robz

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My best tactic in robz is first hold the points and set up a defense position and after you can get infantry to attack without any supprise

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I dont use heavy tank because its slow and not the best visibility

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And expensive

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I use tank destroyers in fields with spotter and in urban light tanks or medium tanks or urban ac's but sometimes need a breakthrough tank like matilda

maiden fern
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god i just love having to deal with slow internet if i dare download something at 7Mb per second

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i hate this internet so much

static jay
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Bro i got max 5,6Mb/sec download speed

maiden fern
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i feel you

static jay
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Because i dont use wireless net i use the usb wifi stuff

maiden fern
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7Mb or 5 Mb, it's all terrible

static jay
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My friends said me I can't play without wireless net but i canjulianlol

maiden fern
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you mean ethernet?

static jay
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Yeah

near jewel
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5 MB is pretty comfy

maiden fern
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yeah that's sometimes even better than wifi

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if you think 5MB is good you're insane

near jewel
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After that it feels like ecsstasy

static jay
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I have luck when i got 5mb/sec download speed

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That's why i playing with max 30GB games

still plaza
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well now i feel guilty

near jewel
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For?

still plaza
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having good internet

near jewel
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I sometimes get good Internet too

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Just not now

static jay
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Bro im have a friend who has got worst than 1mb/sec internet

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I mean download speed

near jewel
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Upload is even worse right?

static jay
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Yeah

near jewel
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Wet dream of anyone with ambition to conquer

modern swift
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thats the real map of europe

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those small coumtries exist
just they not independent for obvious reasons

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being part of a strong nation with simmilar people and culture is better then
be independent and get destroyed by great powers

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Tirol is a fine exemple for that

static jay
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Btw literally when Hungary is Austria-Hungary been after its collapsed Slovakia is literally grow up by Hungary

modern swift
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Tirol is an industrial and cultural center in Austria
we are also germans but most of us can speak in swiss german and italian

static jay
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And Slovakia hasn't got too much history

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Because Hungary made Slovakia

modern swift
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germany always has cultural difereces inside its border
germany not just berlin

static jay
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After ww1

modern swift
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Modern day France, Spain and Italy also can be consider as monarhys of small nations with simmilar wills rather then countries

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so thats the real europian map

woven scarab
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tfw the entire middle of your country is underwater

quartz stratus
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Flud_P_Gun Someone took mi truck

modern swift
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we are that devided and colourful under big nations

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tfw the entire middle of your country is underwater
W H A T?

woven scarab
modern swift
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I kind a feel sorry about them

woven scarab
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how are those people not dead twenty times over

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I do admit I've never seen this gif before

twilit oak
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Because anime

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)) I know I reposted the gif alot here

woven scarab
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Because anime
and that's why I generally don't like it

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the high pitched squeaky voices don't help in the slightest either

twilit oak
woven scarab
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bruh

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pretty sure that should've penned

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at least one of those

lapis dagger
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also was that a fucking mark iv i saw or something

ebon walrus
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dont worry its supercharged or smth idk how gup works

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also dont underestimate the sherman

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sherman stronk

lapis dagger
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murican bias

woven scarab
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can't even tell what's shooting at it

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though I'll admit the Ha-Go is garbage

twilit oak
lapis dagger
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jams russian mines le epically

woven scarab
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fuck off with the BT-42

woven scarab
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they'd be so dead if those tanks had any idea what they were doing

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fuckin hell

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Also, it looks like the tank got hit in the engine

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better get reloading cuz they can still crank the turret

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Ooh, it's that white flag innit?

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well, there's no way they're gonna flip that BT so they're dead too

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I don't even know why they're fighting in tanks

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tanks that pop little white flags when hit and no one gets injured despite facetanking an anti-tank round

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It's far too late in the night for me, I'm letting all of my frustrations over gup out again

lone token
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those shells dont deliver death, they deliver happy funtime smoke

woven scarab
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weed?

clever night
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Someone really likes their tonk girls

twilit oak
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(The historical references are spot on atleast)

lapis dagger
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i love how in one moment the tanks follow physics and their respective weights then suddenly in another moment it comes drifting and bouncing and flipping around like crazy

north aspen
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Tanks are supposed to stare at each other for hours on end
What is this

north aspen
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Now I want to do some actual Foxhole tanking
I'm sad now

twilit oak
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ye

pure ember
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Tfw no BT

north aspen
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Fuck BTs

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LTs better

twilit oak
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tankettes best

lapis dagger
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sure. keep saying that as i cook my grenade

twilit oak
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not foxhole tankettes, they suck

twilit oak
north aspen
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While waiting for Foxhole tanks I watch a gif that depicts tanks doing the exact opposite of what Foxhole tanks would do
I mean unless you count the glitches...

oblique wave
karmic ether
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If you weren’t in warden world chat over the past few hours I envy you

verbal ingot
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Envy me

edgy siren
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@twilit oak tell me more

twilit oak
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waw

edgy siren
twilit oak
edgy siren
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ShibaSmug 👌

lone token
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on a scale of 0-10 where 10 is wow barrens chat, where is warden world chat

forest iris
forest iris
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more crack

polar trail
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What yall think

gray stump
polar trail
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Anyone wanna talk about how research operates?

still plaza
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you mean you have some questions about it?

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ask them i have nothin to do with my time, so can help you

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(nothing that is productive but i have energy to do)

polar trail
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Im making a suggestion on reddit but few things not sure about (though i was told otherwise earlier).

1: is iron and aluminum balanced between the 1 sides by some hidden mechanic to keep tech balanced both sides

torn pond
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almost certainly

polar trail
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2: i can’t seem to find anything anywhere about what the exact bonuses provided by veteran system with vehicles

torn pond
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rule of thumb is about 40% stat increase but it varries depending on vehicle

polar trail
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I imagine theres something to make sure both sides have the same relative output

torn pond
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for each level of veterancy

polar trail
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guy on reddit tells me its 10% yeah i think 40% is gonna be worth it

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Thankyou

torn pond
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no it depends heavily on vehicle

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some vehicles there is almost no difference

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on others there is a lot

polar trail
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Hmmm

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Allrighty so if player choice was shifted from which technologies to unlock too which technology to level up a lot of those things would need to be looked at

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You got a ball park figure on how long it takes typically for a side to go through the entire tier system 1 time?

torn pond
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Hmm, usually it takes about 2 weeks I think?

woven scarab
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wth did jankosek do to get muted?

modern swift
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yes

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nice unity work

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btw (I don't know how i could call you)

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if it will be an interactive foxhole stats I would even pay for it

hard sail
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Any VPN anyone recommend that's free?

native sable
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What did Janosek get muted for this time

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An Seiko apparently

torn pond
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some gacha thing

native sable
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A whatnow

carmine vine
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Seiko posted an in-game screen of a gatch pull, so caught a mute because the character was a child

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Janosek got a mute for posting it while we were angry that he got muted to begin with

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Rob's argument was "We can't be too careful, verified servers have to be careful not to violate TOS"

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Which in short is complete bullshit

drifting heath
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PEGI rates it for 12 year olds. Can't use Discord under 13 legally. There is no way to cause problems with their official art

native sable
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Explain to me what’s wrong?

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He showed a child gambling?

drifting heath
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Genshi Impact has a verified and partnered official Discord, btw julianlol

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He showed a child gambling?
@native sable No. A game character

torn pond
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IDK sounds like mods being mods again

native sable
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Was it like

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Lewd

carmine vine
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No

torn pond
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no

native sable
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Ok an the context of this post was?

torn pond
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IDK

native sable
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So he posted a weird cat baby thing

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that can’t be all of it

carmine vine
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Gatcha games are games that incorporate mechanics that are reminiscent of capsule-toy machines; what you get is dependant on your luck

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Gatcha is a sound based word; the noise that the machine makes

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what seiko did was go basically "oh wow I finally got this character"

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and posted the screenshot

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that's literally it

native sable
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Is it because he indicated he paid for a lottery in which Children were distributed as a prize?

carmine vine
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No, it's solely because the image contained a child character

native sable
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An the context of this was?

torn pond
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no it's some digital character

native sable
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Did he say anything

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Was it right in front of a dev

torn pond
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Noven says he was exclaiming his luck

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never heard anyone say otherwise

carmine vine
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No, just posted the image, then when others noted the character, said this

torn pond
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he will be back shortly though

native sable
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I’m still confused 😐

carmine vine
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(Banners are specific events/lots you can draw from, a pull = 1 attempt)

native sable
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Yeah I know what a Gatcha is

torn pond
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he posted an image from a gatcha game; got muted for it

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and that same gatcha game is parterned with Discord apparently

drifting heath
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It is

torn pond
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everyone else got mutted for posting the same image

native sable
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Well clearly that isn’t all of it

torn pond
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Maybe there's more PI Luka

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but IDK

carmine vine
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No that's literally all there is to it.

hearty pebble
astral oak
slow sable
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hi can i get a mod for my friend he says someone is blocking him in and he cant drive his truck

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<@&448665379196108815> yo i need someone my friend just got banned for nothing after being blocked in

frozen cedar
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@hearty pebble but he get banned

hearty pebble
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@frozen cedar o

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Funny thing is I do all the shit in the world and I don't

lone token
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i don't understand why you would want to ban Sun Chips, they are crunchy and full of flavor

eager talon
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Sun Chips' one of the few players I didn't play with that I can accurately remember.

Imo he has fun in the game and gets shit done, much like TAC when we're active.

short berry
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Yes

icy ember
frozen cedar
near jewel
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Nooo, not the kot. Cats are good enough now, I let "mine" eat trash from compost.

nimble radish
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@swift grail good rng in this run

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just declaring war and speed 5'ing since 1485

swift grail
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mmm France under PU this early is always nice

nimble radish
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also 2 electors pu

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one rng

swift grail
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rnjesus smiles on you today

nimble radish
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and now it's 1605 and I have made milan elector before conquering them with mission pu

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3 electors in the pocket and 2 reforms to go

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there's no religous centers in the hre left, just 5 princes

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and I've declared first war in india

swift grail
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sweeping up the reformation is always annoying

nimble radish
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the ottomans were vasalised before 1500 😄

lavish raptor
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I'm new to this game and I built an awful bunker base i was just messing about trying to figure stuff out but it's disappeared completely no sign anything was ever just a watch tower I built and a sign I had placed outside the entrance. Any idea what happened

viscid inlet
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decay

lavish raptor
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If it decays does it not leave holes like if you blow up trenches etc

north aspen
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Those disappear after awhile
Iir after 3 hours T1 trench husks completely die
And afaik rifle garrisons leave no husks

somber pewter
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Curtiss SB2C-5 Helldiver

near jewel
somber pewter
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He’ll yeah

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Curtiss SB2C-5 Helldiver

real swift
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Lmao

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I like the upsized helldiver

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Skypirate

somber pewter
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Skypirate is nice, but I am partial to the Douglas BTD Destroyer

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Well, ok, this one is technically the XSB2D but the two aircraft are pretty similar

worthy zealot
somber pewter
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Man I just want a T-28 Trojan is that too much to ask for?

jovial folio
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planes in foxhole 2.0?

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👀

real swift
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Lmao

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Fair US naval planes in ww2 are always pretty

unborn slate
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Most wwii planes are pretty

lavish raptor
karmic ether
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you appear to be playing as a warden

forest iris
native sable
lapis dagger
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ok, let's assume, for the sake of this argument, i just shat my pants

lone token
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i shat my pants hours ago

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you're behind the curve

karmic ether
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i am going to shit my pant

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in 7

smoky pilot
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What if I will never shit my pants

north aspen
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7 minutes?
7 hours?
7 months?
I NEED A UNIT

smoky pilot
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7 millennium

karmic ether
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6

weak bison
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Oh god

lone token
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t-60 to shit

somber pewter
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Curtiss SB2C-5 Helldiver

ebon walrus
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bruh

somber pewter
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Do you not like helldiver?

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Do you desire being divebombed?

ebon walrus
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Vought F4U Corsair

karmic ether
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5

somber pewter
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Good

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Curtiss SB2C-5 Helldiver

ebon walrus
karmic ether
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4

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3

lone token
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everybody duck & cover

clever night
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That only works for nukes

somber pewter
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American 57mm T78 Autocannon, an upcalibered copy of an Mk 108

paper timber
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this looks like a 150mm artillery piece for use in tanks

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big tanks

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it's massive, please provide a banana for scale

somber pewter
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I’ll see what I can find further on it

true salmon
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It's a 2.2 inch gun

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The shell it fires is about the diameter of a soda can

somber pewter
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Yes, full of HE

paper timber
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Okay, that makes more sense

somber pewter
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And, it’s ballistic performance is more on power with a powerful grenade launcher than a gun

paper timber
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now I can visualise it better

somber pewter
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I’d say it’s still pretty chonky

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But, the Machine Gun Book has no real references to it except said image

true salmon
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The shell for a similar gun (bofors) was a 57 x 438mm

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The bofors was much more powerful

somber pewter
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Yep, this is more or less a big Mk 108 which fired a 30x90 round

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Well, ok, technically, the T78 is a derivative of the Mk 112 but you look at the 112 and 108 and you’ll see a boat load of similarities

true salmon
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The Mk 112 is just a scaled up 108

somber pewter
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Yep

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Problem with the 112 tho is that I can’t seem to find for the life of me the length of the cartridge

true salmon
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55 x 175RB

somber pewter
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So a 175 huh?

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Interesting, I thought it’d be a bit shorter

true salmon
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Yeah

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a 175 which the germans wanted to stick 2 of into the nose of a fighter

somber pewter
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Bit odd Chinn doesn’t list that number but oh well

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Also >419 grams of explosives

ebon walrus
somber pewter
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Judging by this diagram, the 175 number does,look about right

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For the record, George Chinn’s The Machine Gun is considered public property and can be used and distributed freely

ebon walrus
#

Cool

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Imma machine one

true salmon
#

Which made the military extremely unhappy at the time

somber pewter
#

Freedom of information act lol

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Then again, V5 was always public domain

#

written 1987
declassified 1970 🤣

true salmon
#

Shh, it's the government, time is meaningless

somber pewter
#

Time traveling caseless technology

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That must be why the MK-115 has a combustible casings

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Time traveling machine gun books

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I’ve got a link to PDFs of all the books btw

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Don’t plan to post em here bc I wouldn’t even trust some of the people here with a key to the bathroom

somber pewter
#

I desire 30mm autocannon first

somber pewter
#

If the game adds in crew served 30mm autocannons, I will go out of my way to get them

forest iris
#

30mm I never even heard about caliber like that

somber pewter
#

See earlier discussion

forest iris
#

just make it 20mm

somber pewter
#

No

forest iris
#

smh

somber pewter
#

Mk 108 must rule all

forest iris
#

no

somber pewter
#

Minengeschoss for the minengeschoss god!

forest iris
#

20mm or bofors
take it or leave it

somber pewter
#

Minengeschoss rules all

forest iris
#

nope

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german instantly makes it cringe

somber pewter
#

Minengeschoss does insane things, like allow a 55mm to shoot a Hugh chunk that consists of 419 grams of canned hatred

forest iris
#

ok and

somber pewter
#

Considering it is a 55mm, that’s a shit ton

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Enough HE to make it comparable to a tiger’s APHE Shell

somber pewter
#

Or an American 76mm

#

You do not understand boom

forest iris
#

we don't need insane boom guns

somber pewter
#

Your opinion is invalid and you will be sent to Ohio

true salmon
#

Why Ohio?

forest iris
#

yea
doubt

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Ohio

somber pewter
#

Welcome to the corn fields motherfucker

plain mountain
#

kermeat

still plaza
ebon walrus
#

No

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This doesnt exist

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It cant hurt me

chrome flower
#

Kermeat

still plaza
plain mountain
still plaza
#

anlcet no

plain mountain
#

anclet yes

plain mountain
still plaza
#

fuckin cursed

thorn sonnet
#

no it's gud

karmic ether
#

will my submissions make it into the creative highlights

somber pewter
#

Probably not

#

Idk what the submissions are, but CH tends to be unreliable at best

chrome flower
still plaza
#

hmm yems

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gamgabmg

#

wait no you're not at war with soviets

chrome flower
#

Soviets declared war at Poland which joinde Allies who were at war with Germany which was not at war with Poland but had the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact so after Poland capitulated they got half of it and now im trying to encircle all the Germans that got throug to Poland

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It will probably fall back to Soviets but thats better for me than German occupation

still plaza
#

bruh

chrome flower
#

Operation was absolute succes

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Put some of my troops to garrison and hopefully the AI will sort that out

#

Killed 1,2 million Germans

karmic ether
#

fucc france

chrome flower
karmic ether
#

real players do artillery only

#

sadly i am not a real player

somber pewter
#

Real players do not crash in the middle of Northeast Wyoming

#

I am not a real player

real swift
#

Real players do not kidnap the vice governor of ohio

#

I am not a real player

short berry
#

real players dont continue to claim fraud when their evidence is being thrown out

#

I am a real player

ebon walrus
#

Real players do not use a pipebomb to reveal their children's genders

#

I am not a real player

clever night
#

Real players instigate communist uprisings and cease the means of production
I am not a real player yet

near jewel
#

Real players use low tech weaponry to screw with hi-tech dummies. I am halfway to becoming a real player.

carmine vine
karmic ether
#

real players dont train units because ??? too complicated

#

i am not a real player

gilded blaze
#

@karmic ether in case you didn't know, you can select army and create new theatre which should help u with sorting out stuff and give more visibility

carmine vine
#

Look at this wholesome old man

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He lives to grow veggies

somber pewter
#

Chad

carmine vine
#

You will never be as satiated in life as this man growing large vegetables.

somber pewter
#

That makes me sad

lapis dagger
#

the modern man can no longer grow gigantic vegetables. we have failed as a species

lapis dagger
#

goddammit todd howard

keen parcel
#

tiktok

#

Cringe, tiktok bad. It's even worse than reddit.

plain mountain
#

cring

native sable
#

Duuur Cringe

lapis dagger
#

briiiinge

normal root
#

cringe but it was still fuckin hilarious

native sable
strange slate
wary cypress
#

That explains this lol

floral jetty
plain mountain
#

blue chair is forever

#

blue chair is eternal

swift grail
#

wait the devs have legs???

edgy siren
#

Props

karmic ether
#

some people were blessed by that picture

ebon walrus
#

Gamer mode

lapis dagger
#

mf's bouta die anyway so he might as well go long

near jewel
#

Will we ever get Payday 3?

ebon walrus
#

Always has been

forest iris
#

3 is Steam cursed number

lapis dagger
#

for valve, anyway

forest iris
#

and Overkill

karmic pine
#

HLL long range tonk snoop

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@fierce helm @umbral raft

umbral raft
#

@karmic pine Make me get good at HLL sometime because i'm ass at it

karmic pine
#

Impossible, just hold click MB1 on people

fierce helm
#

i mean , you can learn it in a video

#

unlike foxhole , mechanics dont change drastically

true salmon
#

Canning went well?

edgy siren
#

Ja

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They do the pop

#

I missed a pic

#

10 psi for 70 minutes

still plaza
#

wtf is hamburger stew

jaunty cedar
#

Sounds pretty American.

near jewel
edgy siren
#

When canning. There is pressure you want to push the air out, so it becomes more pressurized. The tops will pop inward. Sealing the jar off from air. Allowing the preservation of the contents inside

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Bacteria bad

near jewel
#

I know. I thought You meant that they pop in and out

edgy siren
#

Oh

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Nope

#

The cans are sealed

near jewel
#

So it's all good. Great job man.

edgy siren
#

It was my first time

near jewel
#

It's always really nice if You get things right first time

edgy siren
#

I took the advice of a youtuber

#

Run the pressure by its self first as a trial

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I overshot to 15psi

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I'm glad I tested it

ebon walrus
lapis dagger
#

this guy can can

edgy siren
#

Legit

ebon walrus
#

cannery

near jewel
#

But can You wine tho?

lapis dagger
#

no one can can like he can

edgy siren
#

I have little interest. I don't drink, and I have little culinary knowledge for recipes that require wine

#

But if you can, awesome

near jewel
#

It's easy, I don't drink because I cant. But giving it to people is really satisfying

edgy siren
#

I believe it

true salmon
#

Cooking with alcohol is fine

#

Otherwise I dislike it for some reasons

ebon walrus
#

loxen can can cans?

edgy siren
#

I purchased wine for the first time two months ago for cooking. I pushed it off still

#

I can can can while doing the can can

ebon walrus
#

you can can and can cans?

edgy siren
#

Yes I can

#

Can

near jewel
#

Fair market,yay or nay?
Yay cuz getting 20 kilos of free apples is great.

edgy siren
#

It's my conviction to not server alcohol

near jewel
#

I have seen far too many people roll down because of alcohol.

edgy siren
#

I was raised with an alcoholic. And one of my best friends turned alcoholic

#

It's a vice I rather not share

near jewel
#

It sucks

edgy siren
#

Truly

finite stag
#

cant own a semi in new zealand. fair enough. but who needs semis when u can fire cannons

near jewel
#

Great isnt it?

short berry
#

imagine that your country is civil enough that you can own a 25 pounder

lapis dagger
#

what are you gonna do? rob a bank with it? pshhh

short berry
#

not like that police car will richochet an anti tank round

#

tssks

old rivet
#

Do you respect player [HOC]Dynio?

late ermine
#

No.

still plaza
#

Dynio is best player

#

dynio is life dynio is love

late ermine
#

No.

#
  1. He is warden
  2. He was colonial
  3. He sold all the op's plans to enemy, to get warm chair in warden clan
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  1. He cryied up and got back to Colonial Bias
#
  1. He cryied up second time, and got back to wardens
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(in point 4, he gave us warden op's plans, nice trade bro)

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  1. his EGO is out of scale
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  1. go back to point 1
paper timber
#

what

#

this seems incredibly libelous

late ermine
#

Thats a fact, he was one of first persons in KOP, but his EGO dumped out of scale so clan decided to kick him out (it was pretty long ago, so im not sure that we kicked him out, or he just made next clan because we "dont understand his idea of multiculture clan", one of those)

#

He in a fact made KOP, with some friends

#

so im still angry at him

#

Its good that he is warden, so we can be angry at ourselves with no bad things happen on ours sides

still plaza
#

oh wait right

#

was it dyno that tried to make KOP into english clan?

late ermine
#

Yep

#

But after all, its not that bad you know, like im just killing him all the time at the frontline or smth

#

Im just, pretty disgusted, but there is no big hate

#

maybe he changed, idk

near jewel
#

It was very wacky. At least from what I remember

late ermine
#

btw why are you asking @old rivet ?

woven scarab
#

bruh

fierce helm
#

she is a minor

#

at last before the calamity

near jewel
#

2400kg bomb load? That's pretty good.

edgy siren
strange slate
#

@azure turret did you see chapter 128?

hexed stag
#

Ah cool

#

Noticed you had a different PFP then when I last saw your thing, so I had to ask

edgy siren
#

Mhm

#

Since November 1st

azure turret
#

@strange slate WHAT

#

Holdon

strange slate
#

@azure turret u dummy

#

I was just asking

azure turret
#

Oh

strange slate
#

Cause I waited all night for it then it got changed

#

Gotta wait another week smh

somber pewter
#

7700

potent beacon
#

@karmic ether Ello

karmic ether
#

Oh hi

keen grail
#

on some of the foxhole articles regarding light tanks, it mentioned 40mm HE, 40mm shrapnel, 40mm AP and 40mm regular

#

Do those still exist in game? I can't seem to find them

gaunt geyser
#

they don't exist anymore

keen grail
#

o ok ty

#

WB the 75mm shells? 75mm AP? 75mm HE?

astral oak
#

Nope

quick spruce
#

I'm looking for an Irish person
I require help with a song

#

please PM me if you want to help

ebon walrus
#

Lmao

#

Good luck finding an ir*sh person

quick spruce
#

what is this song
this is what I wish to know

worn nest
#

@quick spruce Rocky road to Dublin

#

ayy

ebon walrus
quick spruce
#

Ahh, thank you a lot!

#

bro

#

this is so catchy

karmic ether
#

Thats pretty much any song made by the Irish for you.

modern swift
#

lets listen some more
that close to me https://youtu.be/EIq7vL_DSl8
an austrian march

Provided to YouTube by CDBaby

Regiment sein Straßen zieht / Auf, Ansbach-Dragoner! · Ein Soldatenchor des Lehr-Bataillons der Heeresoffizierschule II: Das Musikkorps 6 der Bundeswehr Hamburg (Leitung: Major Gerhard Scholz)

Wohlauf, Kameraden: Ein Großes Potpourri 24 beliebter Soldatenlieder

℗ 2014 Jean Pierre Faur

Released on: 2014-12-16

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gray stump
keen apex
gaunt geyser
#

no worries, we're heading to boston

karmic ether
keen apex
#

when you're doing Logi (which i don't do) and your waiting to cross the border and see in chat that its overrun with partisans

serene gull
plain mountain
lapis dagger
#

bred

plain mountain
#

ye~

dense saffron
plain mountain
#

nice

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I'm excited for this bread actually, my first plain white bread I've attempted making by hand

dense saffron
#

🍞

#

nice

lapis dagger
#

sourdough > anything else

dense saffron
#

in other news I wrote a one word msg in #game-feedback-archive then deleted it, not realizing there is a 30 minute slowmode on that channel

plain mountain
#

F

dense saffron
#

I was gonna say "stop spmmaing in here please" but that's gonna be another 23 minutes

topaz pulsar
#

sourdough > anything else
FACT

somber pewter
#

Real plane hours who up?

edgy siren
#

I'm sleep

plain mountain
#

sourdough is good for just about anything but also requires keeping a sour starter foxderp

#

I'll just be happy with my two loaves of sandwich bread

somber pewter
tawny raft
#

Where did modmail go?

topaz pulsar
plain mountain
lapis dagger
#

put on bread

plain mountain
#

have done

lapis dagger
#

friggin epic

plain mountain
#

am currently consuming

topaz pulsar
#

ah yes

#

s u s t e n a n c e

plain mountain
#

I didn't divide them evenly but that's okay

#

one will just be a lot more picturesque than the other

paper timber
#

one will be thicc though and at the end of the day that's the part that matters

honest sable
#

mmm rations

fickle knot
#

push near the ark going well

plain mountain
lapis dagger
#

i judge bread on the inside. cross-section cut now

plain mountain
#

nuh, must cool properly

#

let za bread settle

lapis dagger
#

is it just me or did the right one didnt rise properly :[

plain mountain
#

no I just didn't divide the dough evenly

#

they both rose and expanded 2x size

#

I did a dumb and started spreading out the dough before I remembered I was making two loaves and not one

#

so had to cut as even as I could, ended up not super even but good enough

karmic ether
#

all hail the bread

#

🙏

lapis dagger
#

anclet successfully gets dat bread

karmic ether
#

look at that braed, so fluffy so full of carbohidrate omnomonoomomononoomo

karmic ether
#

wow another one

topaz pulsar
#

The bread has been acquired

modern swift
#

how the fucking obvious way that tail moves PachyYikes

mellow reef
#

wtf

#

the longer i watch this the stranger it is

edgy siren
#

Cute

plain mountain
lapis dagger
#

holy shit that is perfect

#

tfw no matter how i smack my dough there's still airpockets as big as my whole thumb in the end 😔

plain mountain
#

I smacked mine down and rolled it semi-firmly into a loaf shape, I wonder if that's a factor?

#

rolled like rolled up like a newspaper

solid timber
#

Glory cometh to those that praise thy delicious looking loaf of bread.

lone token
#

big air pockets are good! love your bread, air pockets and all

#

also yeah the more you knead the more uniform the bread will be, also how long you let it rise for is a factor

#

a white sandwich loaf like that should be dense, so that's a good loaf, nice job

keen apex
#

whoever is posting bread, let it be known that the local church of bread on the guardbeardia discord server "valhalla hill" has taken notice of this

lone token
#

post more bread for the bread god

edgy siren
#

I'm now hungry

short berry
#

High quality bread

shrewd flume
#

^ When the internet keeps talking about catgirls but you realize the horror of intellectual catboy robots that will take over the world instead if we follow through on our depravity

topaz pulsar
winged lava
# modern swift https://tenor.com/view/tumblr-kelly-kellyclarkson-bread-carbs-gif-8661869

The Bread Lady discusses bread for one minute straight.

Buy A Jesus is the Bread How Bout Dat Shirt.
https://teespring.com/jesus-is-the-bread-how-about-d?tsmac=store&tsmic=dmjinc2&pid=2&cid=2232

Full length video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kA7d_5_gFA

All tributes and uses, feel free to post the links here, just link this video in the ...

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mortal spear
rapid fossil
#

oh my god

#

i found a video of getting beaten up by a shovel

keen parcel
neat holly
covert swallow
#

what

#

Good to know 👁️ 💦

covert swallow
#

horny though

edgy siren
somber pewter
#

I love how "You got luftwaffe'd" mostly shows A M E R I C A N air power

topaz pulsar
plain mountain
#

@topaz pulsar big oof but also a bigger mood

topaz pulsar
#

l a r g e e m o t i o n

#

My brain really be hittin me with the 1 2 Mayweather fr fr

fierce swan
topaz pulsar
#

Tie dum

distant violet
#

@brisk dagger

#

@karmic ether mamba

winged lava
#

what fucking gets me is the guy who voiced Mr. Krabs also played Sgt. Zim in Starship Troopers
"Spongebob, me boy! The enemy cannot push a button, if ye disable the scallywag's hand! Ahgahgahgahg!"

plain mountain
#

the same actor also played hank in detroit: become human!

cursive solar
karmic ether
cursive solar
#

mods are asleep, just post machine guns

karmic ether
grave ginkgo
karmic ether
#

riding in style

cursive solar
karmic ether
cursive solar
paper timber
#

@finite stag yo you don't react to your own meme, that just comes across as so desperate

finite stag
#

eh

#

i really dont care took me 20 seconds to make in paint

lapis dagger
#

booo. self react booo

paper timber
#

boooo

lapis dagger
#

smack his nuuuts

finite stag
#

bruh why does something so small bother you

lapis dagger
#

smack eeem

paper timber
#

it doesn't

#

this is the bare minimum of what you can do when something bothers you

plain mountain
#

@edgy siren toasty bread and hot tea brakkapleased

edgy siren
#

Delish

plain mountain
#

I'm gonna need to bake more bread with that recipe, turned out so well~

edgy siren
#

Slick

#

How did you bread? By hand?

plain mountain
#

this was my first time making bread by hand and honestly I'd say it's easier for me than in the bread machine

#

bread machine is like.. you put everything in, and if it's gone wrong, you can't stop the process, it's gone for good. by hand you can adjust as you make it, less worry about it all going wrong because it's easy to correct mistakes

edgy siren
#

Sounds about right

plain mountain
#

it's also easier to clean up afterwards, the normal breadpans don't take nearly as long to clean and fiddle with as the bread machine pan with the weird holes and paddles

#

also much nicer bread too!

edgy siren
#

I think I want to try making bread now

#

My neighbor makes bread by hand, she swears by it

modern swift
plain mountain
#

breadmaking is like 30% work 70% waiting

#

not very hard as long as you have a recipe to follow

modern swift
#

yes

edgy siren
#

Same with pressure canning

modern swift
#

same with every work

edgy siren
#

Like assembly line?

lapis dagger
#

it all comes down to the measurements...

modern swift
#

if you count sleeping as a waiting for work yes DryoHeart

plain mountain
#

eh, not counting bake times, I'd say other types of baking can be more involved. pie making is pretty involved all the way through if you're making everything from scratch

#

breadmaking though there's a lot of time spent waiting for rising

#

the longer you wait the better, generally

#

but I did about an hour for both rises

edgy siren
#

Yeah

plain mountain
#

longer time spent if you count the time I set aside for the initially-mixed dough mixture to autolyze

#

that's about 45-60 mins as well

#

so probably juuust about.. 4 hours spent, overall?

#

the baking was actually the fastest part, only took about 27 minutes to get a nice brown crust on it

edgy siren
#

Glad it turned out well

plain mountain
edgy siren
#

All this bread talk

#

Making me hungry

plain mountain
#

will just have to remember to divy up the dough before I start stretching it out to roll into loaves, heh

edgy siren
plain mountain
lapis dagger
#

a man may know how to bake his bread, but a king must know how to make his garlic spread

plain mountain
#

yeets garlic cloves into bread dough

lapis dagger
#

:[
what

#

that is fucking unholy wtf

plain mountain
edgy siren
#

Garlic is good

#

I'm growing garlic

near jewel
#

You Anclet. Make a bread on cabbage leafs.

plain mountain
#

roasted garlic is gooooood

#

also a wat

near jewel
#

Bread on cabbage leafs

plain mountain
#

don't have cabbage leaves currently

edgy siren
#

Bread on cabbage

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Tell me more