general

[tulip kernel]

why car so stupids

😔

[rough ember]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[lavish flare]

[simple helm]

Might be web socket latency over client latency. My websocket is usually negative

[wheat geyser]

Soon

[sour oasis]

Soon:tm:

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[ornate burrow]

Hi

[tepid trail]

ah, idk i just thought it was funny

[hardy frigate]

How to dm dyno bot, i need to get answer to my appeal

[fluid ermine]

oh damn, wrong channel

please stick to one channel next time, thanks

[pliant storm]

HELLO EVERYONE

[buoyant musk]

Can someone help me with my server😭

[cosmic fjord]

aaaaa

sorry

[green isle]

Cat

[cosmic fjord]

[safe scaffold]

@sour oasis soon?

10 min

[plucky lantern]

Soon, yea

[warm oasis]

@tacit ledge Status

[flat axle]

1 min

[blissful hare]

still on

[crisp grotto]

Where can I Report bugs?

[plucky lantern]

You have 3 minutes to change your name and pfp

[warm oasis]

@simple helm, why is Dyno not down yet

[simple helm]

it will be soon, temporarily

[cinder wave]

hi

[warm oasis]

@dark sundial

Did you guys ban @near hornet

[tacit ledge]

@warm oasis You rolled 54

[sleek needle]

Please use commands in #commands

[warm oasis]

Please make @tacit ledge’s status invisible

@tacit ledge @near hornet

[misty pecan]

✨ no ✨

[fluid ermine]

the time has finally come, Dyno is down

[cinder wave]

finally

@sleek needle you get that free 24 hours of yours

[warm oasis]

But website it’s not down. And the status still shows It’s online.

[cinder wave]

lol

[cinder wave]

websites take too much time to update

[manic compass]

The website down yes

[warm oasis]

Why does it not show offline status?

It doesn’t have the gray O

[wild escarp]

And so it begins

[warm oasis]

It also still shows @quartz gazelle is still online

[fluid ermine]

refresh your client

[sleek needle]

See y’all after maintenance!

[fluid ermine]

[dark sundial]

Channel Locked

🔒 The scheduled maintenance has began. Until Dyno is 100% back and the maintenance is over, the server will remain locked.

Keep an eye on https://discord.com/channels/203039963636301824/535189342898094081 for updates!

[sour oasis]

I am back from my nap and watching you all :eyes_anger:

(The other one will be back soon)

[late halo]

I am back! Fear me for I am Dave!

[vestal hamlet]

Well, the bots back and the maintenance period is over but you hooligans are still grounded for the moment.

Think about what you have done!

[green isle]

wouldn't it be crazy if we unlocked the channels right now

[unborn dagger]

No

[dreamy orbit]

Yeah, It would

[trim hull]

Yes

[unborn dagger]

Lock it up again

[kindred helm]

unc

[sleek needle]

Hello all!

[vapid sundial]

Been waiting for my favorite role bot to come back xD been tryna build my dang vtuber server

[dreamy orbit]

Hello.

[trim hull]

Hi

[unborn dagger]

Lock us up again

[midnight sigil]

Hello world

[lost dirge]

Are we now ungrounded?

[green isle]

damn ok

for now, at least

[dreamy orbit]

Yeah, been trying to build a community server and the bot being down delayed it

[limber crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/a23-gif-5165236331565184779

[vapid sundial]

I refuse to use other bots because Dyno is actually easy to use

[limber crescent]

...
it's braveheart and the guy screaming FREEDOM

[dreamy orbit]

Yeah, some bots are complicated

Needa be a rocket scientist for some of em to be set up

[keen hound]

Been too long bro

[sleek needle]

Yup, so glad to be back!

[lost dirge]

Is Dyno feeling better?

[dreamy orbit]

Yeah, glad it's back

[lost dirge]

Dyno was in the ICU.

[sleek needle]

Much better, nice and cool in the new data center!!

[dreamy orbit]

🔥🔥

[green isle]

i wish it was nice and cool in my room :(

[dreamy orbit]

Yeah 🤣

[sleek needle]

We did notice that heh

Pog

[green isle]

we shouldve done an extra update just for that

[magic python]

i need help bro

[green isle]

let's not make accusations like that please

[magic python]

@half mortar yo can uhelp

gng im not @visual sentinel \

[hexed thorn]

Dyno is back? 👀

[magic python]

@half mortar can u help tho its a simple question

[jade steeple]

Hi

[sleek needle]

@visual sentinel Stop bringing it up here if you have already reported.

[magic python]

i need help w setting u reaction roles for my server right ive set up verification channel added a embed with the role and a role thats given to u whenu join the channel right but once the user verifies the unverified role stays there i need it to get removed after the user clicks verify @sleek needle can u help

[midnight sigil]

Please get help in #support

[wintry gazelle]

The server hasnt even been open for 20 minutes and there's already accusations

[violet pendant]

💀

[half mortar]

sooo

was that a accident 🙏

[sleek needle]

It was, apologies

[half mortar]

its ok

ive been there

[green isle]

yea sorry i copied the wrong id

[half mortar]

XD

ive done that wayyyy to many times

[wintry gazelle]

We all have done that

[limber crescent]

I don't even use Dyno or IDs for muting and even I have managed it 🙋‍♀️

[half mortar]

ye but thats cus discords way of setting it up is horrid

[sleek needle]

I hate trying to copy ids on mobile

[half mortar]

ye esp cus they changed it

[rose robin]

Are we back up?

[green isle]

admittedly im also mildly distracted

[half mortar]

Ive accidentally copied the pfp id thing

And tried to ban a pfp id

[rose robin]

My staff team is going crazy wo dyno

😭

[sleek needle]

Dyno is back!

[limber crescent]

My server is going crazy because no dad jokes today

[half mortar]

i had to fix alot of stuff in mine

[magic python]

there wasnt an answer for my question bro 😭💀

[half mortar]

and then had 4 members ranting

i tried using afk after explaining dyno was down

[limber crescent]

there should be a little button with get additional help

[rose robin]

W we back !!!

Thanks devs

[half mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[limber crescent]

click an option, and then this should open up

[half mortar]

😔

no gif perms :(

wait what roles have gif perms

[limber crescent]

not roles. levels.

[half mortar]

.

oh

[magic python]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-aura-farm-aura-farm-gif-645422521146773925

[sleek needle]

Just gotta chat for a little bit

Doesn’t take long to get

[magic python]

hell nah

[woven shale]

and thats how ive banned myself before

[green isle]

at least you can't do that with dyno anymore

[half mortar]

what

[half mortar]

They need to make a settimg that makes it so mods can

lol

[glass matrix]

Everyone on Android used to use swift key and it would just make up random IDs after you copied them

[woven shale]

yeah i dont even know how i did it

[woven shale]

ofc

swift key was on another level

[half mortar]

Bro how many dyno bots yall have

[sleek needle]

A couple

[glass matrix]

What that even mean

[woven shale]

a few too many but they all have a mini purpose i think

[half mortar]

25 dyno

Wild

[magic python]

how long does it take for support to respond

[half mortar]

(A few variations!)

[glass matrix]

Why would u have more than 1

[half mortar]

cus

🦖

[woven shale]

25 x protection is better then 1

[glass matrix]

Than*

[half mortar]

lowkey

brb lol

[woven shale]

okay i didnt expect my english to be corrected here

let a girl live 😔

but yes ty

[mental tiger]

what's with the stupid moderator comments about "evil eyes" and us being "hooligans"? they locked the whole server down so nobody could even complain about the maintenance window

[woven shale]

calm down

[modern totem]

ok wait

[wispy kindle]

😤

[modern totem]

does this bot count yelling as

[wispy kindle]

yay they're back. boo.

Is that how you want me to sound @sour oasis 😤

[half mortar]

sorry that they got better data centers to align with performance needs and user demand

[modern totem]

ok no

now the A spam

AA

nope

[half mortar]

HUH

[woven shale]

what about 100% uptime for a free bot!!!

[mental tiger]

i appreciate that, but why are the mods even saying anything stupid

[half mortar]

because they are human and everyone says stuff stupid

[sleek needle]

We just enjoy having some fun around here.

[half mortar]

^

[mental tiger]

educate me on what this was then #general message

looks like he's scolding everyone

[signal haven]

Hello guys

[woven shale]

oh girl

[sleek needle]

It was a joke

[woven shale]

i hope you know they didnt mean it work for word

[mental tiger]

joke my asscrack

lol

[woven shale]

in my eyes its very much sarcasm

[sleek needle]

Well sorry you took it that way. It was very much meant to be a joke at the end of our maintenance.

[mental tiger]

you all have a bright future in comedy

[willow isle]

last words from @eternal ember 4/7/2020

[woven shale]

dyno standup gig when

i think its the staff's calling like

[glass matrix]

😭😭😭 check his hard drive

[limber crescent]

I hear you, and I took it as a joke. When however so many servers fully rely on the bot, and it has been down for over a day with no ETA when it will return, I can totally see people misinterpreting or getting annoyed at a joke by a staff member that they cannot even interact with ^^

[glass matrix]

My server got 50k we was fine

J use turtle

For a day

[sleek needle]

That why we made the joke after maintenance was over and dyno was completely online.

[crystal shadow]

my staff team was mourning dyno like it was dead💔

[woven shale]

we did miss it

[willow isle]

smb said it was the end of discord when it was down

[limber crescent]

Yeah, but the server was still locked, so for all we could have known, something could have still been wrong somehow

[mental tiger]

just makes ppl think that the community deserved punishment. "Think about what you have done". i legit wondered what we did wrong

[crystal shadow]

14k members and we rely on dyno hella it was rough

[muted torrent]

guys calm down am here

thanks

[hot holly]

HOMANDER

[woven shale]

your sign to host/make your own bot for little things

[limber crescent]

i like using the bot to keep track of message edits and all that, and luckily i am not currently moderating a server where this is a big problem, but i have in the past needed to use the bot to moderate people who used and then sneakily deleted slurs 😂 😅

[crystal shadow]

dont u die it got spoiled for me today and I js started watching the show

[glass matrix]

Y'all don't even have premium so I know ur Dyno be going down a decent bit (cuz ours used too) y'all ain't got no backup?

Turtle does mutes persisting

I think

[crystal shadow]

no just normal dyno and we use it for all our moderation, our server owners don’t think that far ahead im the head mod in it

[hot holly]

Well hopefully this marks the end of stuff like Zeus taking dyno down

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[green isle]

hey could've been thor for all we know

[glass matrix]

Head mod have those bozos add sum smh my head

[crystal shadow]

We do for welcome and little bits but not for moderation

[hot holly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c8d_i5oQUA

[turbid seal]

bot finally back up?

[woven shale]

i mean how heavy is your moderation/what are yous doing

[sleek needle]

Yup!!

[turbid seal]

ty

[limber crescent]

Side note but y’alls #dyno-status update said “In Pogress” for quite a while

[sleek needle]

We did notice that lol

[green isle]

yea some of the staff here needs a spelling lesson

[crystal shadow]

we use dynos warns, mutes, bans and auto mod- and ofc we have a channel for its log too #dynooursavior

[glass matrix]

Edited is crazy

[simple helm]

[woven shale]

2021 twitch came out okay

[green isle]

tbf i didn't spell anything wrong

[glass matrix]

Turtle does all this but we have all our custom strike commands set up thru Dyno so it's definitely our main bot

[gleaming mesa]

Got a question, how do i check the status or if it was accepted or denied, an appeal i did through this bot?

[glass matrix]

Also for logs we use Dyno logs

Turtle logs we use for meme mutes and stuff

[glass matrix]

Wym

[crystal shadow]

imma probs ask for us to add turtle for whenever dyno is down

[glass matrix]

Def worth, also if u wanna do a mute or kick but not clog up Dyno logs

[simple helm]

re-visit the link that was sent to you in dms to check the status.
please use our support channels in the future:

#support
#community-support

[limber crescent]

My one co mod was memeing at me that Pogress wasn’t giving him a lot of confidence

XD

Anyways. My friends can use dad jokes again and got a few good ones. Order has been restored to the force or whatever

[gleaming mesa]

Ah alright, thank you, i did show an error before

And the decision "denied or accepted" is from the server i got banned right? Because for now it's pending, i think it has been 2 days or something

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[half mortar]

[lusty kettle]

Hello

[misty pecan]

Ello

[restive onyx]

Dyno back on?

[half mortar]

if this message ends up in #starboard im not slay

[half mortar]

yes

[restive onyx]

W

[vestal hamlet]

Back up and running

[green isle]

i should go running

[vestal hamlet]

I am done for tods6

[green isle]

my gym isn't open 24/7 yet

[half mortar]

im so glad to see my logging channel back to choas with dyno and like 5 other different bots sending logs

[vestal hamlet]

I'm tired

[half mortar]

idk what any of that means lol

[vestal hamlet]

17k steps

6 flights of stairs

[lean yacht]

Hi everyone, how are we?

[green isle]

6 flights of stairs is nothing smh

[sick berry]

finally back almost switched to carl bot

[vestal hamlet]

That's 6 flights of stairs going up and down a 3 step ladder for almost 10hr

[green isle]

i mean

[half mortar]

not much

[green isle]

ive lived up 5 flights of stairs

my mom currently lives up 5 flights of stairs

[hot holly]

I live in a flight of stairs

[half mortar]

i had to climb 25 flights of stairs a day for 3d when my grandma was having surgery

[green isle]

harry potter lived under a flight of stairs

[simple helm]

relatable

[midnight sigil]

Don't think that is the same as living up the stairs

[green isle]

id rather live up the stairs than under

[half mortar]

i live under a bed

My office is under my bed tho

[coarse pilot]

Dyno is down again?

[half mortar]

no it shouldnt be

[green isle]

dyno is up

[coarse pilot]

But mine doesn't work

[half mortar]

mine works

[coarse pilot]

Welcome message doesn't work

And moderation logs

[sleek needle]

I would recommend heading to #support if they arent working

[coarse pilot]

Well, I already set up Dyno properly, but lately it doesn't work

[half mortar]

mine work but

idk

[coarse pilot]

I'll find solutions

[placid root]

My server got hacked while Dyno was away 😁

[half mortar]

fun

😭

[sleek needle]

#support is where you get help with dyno problems

[placid root]

😔

[coarse pilot]

I know

[sleek needle]

If you can't find your answers there, you can hit the additional support button

[half mortar]

yh i have a dinosaur in my backyard

should i be concerned

[unborn dagger]

How do I recode Dyno to be able to tell me bed time stories

[half mortar]

uhh

ig add a autoresponder

add bedtime storys

make it have random responses

[unborn dagger]

But I want authentic hand made stories

[misty pecan]

[half mortar]

oh

uh

ur gonna have to make them

sowwy :(

[lapis gate]

Ist der Bot zurückgekehrt?

[placid root]

GOrokxjha hxhs fs aux suqj

[midnight sigil]

Ja

[half mortar]

Ja, das hat es.

[misty pecan]

Dynos out got 1.5 days and all the trolls be out heavy

[lapis gate]

Okay, danke.

Guten Abend allerseits.

[half mortar]

Gern geschehen :)

[eager raft]

ahh yes

[half mortar]

thank god for translation apps

[eager raft]

Dyno is back

[half mortar]

[sleek needle]

[half mortar]

dyno having dino for a pfp when

[midnight sigil]

I mean, @late halo

[half mortar]

ye but

like dave is the best dynosaur

but like

[odd pawn]

will dyno actually be reliable after this move to the new data centre 🧌

[half mortar]

only time will tell

[sleek needle]

That is why we moved!

[half mortar]

lowkey

they should add the dyno rep thing to the main bot as a module

[sleek needle]

#feature-requests

[half mortar]

eh

how do i use that

im to old for this

[odd pawn]

yall better be better than that SPECIFIC gemstone

[misty pecan]

You click the link in the channel description and fill it out

[half mortar]

oh i hate that im 15 and my hands / wrists are poping randomly

my wrists crack louder than most 30 year olds wrists

[sleek needle]

I'm 30 and my wrists don't crack

[misty pecan]

Mine does cuz I've had surgery on it twice

[half mortar]

lucky

my knees crack sometimes

like

louder than average

[misty pecan]

It's all air crammed in ya joints or smth

[midnight sigil]

Nitrogen i believe

[green isle]

nitrogen is air

[midnight sigil]

Well it has a bit more nitrogen

Than air

[woven shale]

i screwed my back up somehow already and my knees creek sm

[wooden sequoia]

I miss Dyno

[midnight sigil]

Dyno's back

[wooden sequoia]

Really?

[woven shale]

duolingo

[toxic ivy]

@sour oasis

@loud citrus

[midnight sigil]

Yup

[wooden sequoia]

Finally

[trim lagoon]

Is it really back?

[vestal hamlet]

Yes

[sleek needle]

It really is!!

[trim lagoon]

Wheres the announcement??

[misty pecan]

It's all an illusion

[vestal hamlet]

In the announcement channel??

[lusty kettle]

thanks for letting dyno be free 😊 🫂 🙏

[trim lagoon]

Ayyy ok we back

[calm fractal]

Yeah what do you y’all mean

Dyno was never down

The server was never locked

[misty pecan]

Exactly

[calm fractal]

And hey what do you know we jumped from May 19 to May 21

[midnight sigil]

magic

[sour oasis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-ujUdrdpX7Ok5W

[calm fractal]

Nothing to see here

[prisma mantle]

So what was the reason dynobwas down?

[misty pecan]

With how much renovation I've been doing it sure feels like that

[misty pecan]

#dyno-status

[prisma mantle]

Oh

[sleek needle]

We moved the servers to a big new shiny data center

[prisma mantle]

Nice

[midnight sigil]

How shiny is it

[sleek needle]

From what I have heard, a lot shinier than the old one!

[misty pecan]

I bet it has RGB

Just like this

[vestal hamlet]

Amazing

[midnight sigil]

[misty pecan]

We're working on getting a home server up

Now that I know I can have pretty lights..

[vestal hamlet]

why's the power bill 2k more

just look at the pretty lights

[misty pecan]

Yes.

[stiff mural]

I can imagine the datacenter techs probably would have to watch that RGB server rack 24/7 on their CCTV just blinking away

[misty pecan]

Lmfao

[midnight sigil]

The pretty lights make it all worth it

[misty pecan]

You get it

Agent have you seen my pc

[midnight sigil]

I think so?

[misty pecan]

The new one with the screen on it and all the pretty lights

[midnight sigil]

Idk if I have

[midnight sigil]

Nice

[misty pecan]

The love for colorful lights is real

We just installed a fixture in kiddos room that is RGB

[midnight sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/rgb-rgb-intensifies-intensifies-intense-corsair-rgb-gif-13433637

Who doesn't like RGB

[misty pecan]

@vestal hamlet doesn't

He turns his off most the time

[vestal hamlet]

I have mine on and synced!

[midnight sigil]

Bad @vestal hamlet

[blazing hinge]

ive never really liked rgb

[wispy anchor]

dyno still down

[hot holly]

I cant stand it

I dont need a traffic light in my bedroom

[misty pecan]

Boooo

[sleek needle]

Nope it’s back!!

[long hound]

Where can I appeal a two-day ban?

[wispy anchor]

seem commands aren't working

[sleek needle]

#support can help

[long hound]

Ty

[sleek needle]

Sorry that wasn’t meant for you

[opaque snow]

[sleek needle]

If the server that banned you has appeals on then you would have gotten a DM when you were banned

[long hound]

I got banned from ryujin

I asked them if they would help me and they told me to go to hell.

[sleek needle]

Sorry to hear, but we can’t help with moderation issues from other servers.

[long hound]

Thanks anyway

[pallid cobalt]

When will Dyno get better?

[sleek needle]

Dyno is better!

[cinder flame]

Hello

[pallid cobalt]

Is it still undergoing maintenance?

[sleek needle]

Nope

[tawny orbit]

I agree btw

[tender pond]

1yay

[neat crest]

24hrs felt like 34 hours

[tender pond]

does anyone know why dyno needed to go under maintenance?

[tender pond]

ik

[sleek needle]

It was stated in the announcement. #dyno-updates message

[tender pond]

kk

thx

[trim hull]

Hmmm

[cinder wave]

lol

Well that took time

[wild escarp]

We are so back

[static python]

that was not 24h

damn

felt like a week

[sleek needle]

We went a little bit over, turned out being around 33 hours

[young rain]

Hello

[tawny plank]

Thanks for all you guys do! I’m an admin in a 71k server and I genuinely missed Dynos functionality in comparison to the bots we used to stand in for it!

lolll, 71k member server

haha, crazy

[weary canopy]

was it just maintenence

or we got smth new too

[wild escarp]

I believe it was to move Dyno to a new more reliable data center to reduce future outages.

[misty pecan]

^

[vestal hamlet]

Fancy networking shit was done as well. That's mainly what was added so you should see performance updates

[hollow ibex]

We back 😎

[near grail]

Hii

[somber shale]

Is Dyno back?

I need to add my server.

[misty pecan]

Yes.

[somber shale]

Let’s go!!!’

[frank night]

Hella lot faster responsive wise, just used it since it was back up and running. Great upgrade. Lets hope it lasts 🤞

[misty pecan]

Just for that drops dyno fps

They gonna slightly unplug ur shard now /s

[frank night]

I would love to play Shard Roullette

[misty pecan]

we need to make that a thing now

[frank night]

Dyno was becoming so unreliable that I started moving to Sapphire, but it has an equal amount of issues with downtime but so much more modular. The thing I like about Dyno is the codebase itself is stable, it ws just the downtime that was always a bummer.

So glad to see that someone took notice and decided to fix it ™

[random brook]

Hi

[vestal hamlet]

Don't say that I have some leverage with the devs

[frank night]

It could be fun, everyone puts their Shard ID in a channel and a randomizer pulls a random Shard. Last Shard standing wins!

[misty pecan]

LOL

[vestal hamlet]

That'd be one hell of a mute roulette punishment

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/infero-level-up-level-up-discord-gif-19593059

:/

Rip GIF perms

[vestal hamlet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/horror-nightmare-davidvnun-n3nFRoMBLLpyAcF4ZK

Wrong gif but yaknow what

This works

[frank night]

Have you ever seen Sausage Party

[vestal hamlet]

Such an odd fucking movie.

[frank night]

OMG someone who watched it

I thought I would be the only one

[vestal hamlet]

Nah man, that movie is fucking nightmarish the more you think about it lol

[frank night]

The series was nice too. Its on Amazon Prime. 2 or 3 seasons.

[vestal hamlet]

Oh god thats right they have a series.

Have to watch it

[frank night]

I was an Adult Swim kid... Make that make sense but yk it is what it is

[vestal hamlet]

Simpsons and cops for me lol

With NCIS

[frank night]

My mom worked till like 10-11pm and on the nights she would bring me home [rotating schedule] I would sleep all the way home but then stay up, make some food, and watch Adult Swim, talk about some whacky shows.

[vestal hamlet]

Yes there were

[misty pecan]

I grew up on family guy

[frank night]

But my favs were King of The Hill and Family Guy

[misty pecan]

[misty pecan]

AYE

One of us

[frank night]

I had my religious grandma watching Family Guy and laughing.

ofc it was bc the stuff she was laughing at, I didnt understand... ifykyk

[frank night]

Well we are the same age, so that helps LMAO

[misty pecan]

One of us

So is @vestal hamlet

[frank night]

I also randomly got ordained as a minister about 6 weeks ago.... Cringest thing I have ever done but it is what it is.

[woven thicket]

Wassup chat

[lost sphinx]

Is the bot up now ??

[somber shale]

Yep it’s back

[misty pecan]

MOOOD

[lost sphinx]

Thanks buddy
Saved my hackathon thanks for informing

[somber shale]

Yup 👍

😊

[tranquil roost]

Hy

[fast rose]

What a beautiful server

I feel at home
With my favorite bot

[quiet compass]

Finnally

[misty pecan]

Lmao

[eager raft]

@frank night I like the pfp

[sour oasis]

@fast rose I know when you are offline

[eager raft]

Ohh-

[fast rose]

WHAT?

[eager raft]

Fr

[fast rose]

Good thing that you don’t have permission over my account!

In my server
You are under MY command🙏🏽

[frozen star]

How dyno desnt have online/offline status dot?

[sour oasis]

everyone's cocky until they get the full bot ban

[misty pecan]

[austere river]

😭

[dull kelp]

Ban me

[sour oasis]

:dynoSuccess: waterguy_loveswater met Dave's Hammer

[misty pecan]

Ooop

[warm remnant]

Sup

[terse path]

Raaaaah

Nc maintenance is over

[fast rose]

What IS this attitude lol
You don’t behave like this in my server

[harsh pollen]

what changed

[jade silo]

E

[thin vapor]

Dyno back ?

[plucky lantern]

Yep, it is.

[frozen star]

^

[indigo anvil]

Ay nice its back

[random brook]

Oh

[tepid trail]

morning

[idle plume]

good morning to you luva how you been?

[tepid trail]

not bad, yourself?

[idle plume]

Glad to hear if you are doing alright then I am doing alright

[light pumice]

Is the bot back? 🥹

[tepid trail]

Yes

[tepid trail]

ty

[real violet]

Ah, so you guys experienced an outage recently?

[tepid trail]

No a planned maintenance

[real violet]

Ah 'kay

[silk terrace]

damn so like how often do you guys go into maintenance

[real violet]

Yeah I see it now, it was a migration. I think it was a very smart turn, and 24 hours downtime once, is way better than failing clusters

[real violet]

Kinda depends

[silk terrace]

Depends... on what?

like how many new features they have added or like any updates

[tepid trail]

Not often

[idle plume]

not really I mostly joined because of the maintenance I didn't know that it was planned since about a week

[soft owl]

how to boost this server

[idle plume]

by having nitro

[soft owl]

me too

[silk terrace]

alright!

[silk terrace]

i think you might have replied to the wrong message

[safe scaffold]

A maintenance with a lot of issues right ?

[rough ember]

Not really tbh

A few things didn't go as planned but all in all it wasn't bad

[tepid trail]

[idle plume]

Not really just didn't phrase it right

[idle plume]

good to know you guys got it handled

[hollow ibex]

Hmm

[dim bloom]

Dyno is back

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[hollow ibex]

Fr

[fresh shuttle]

six seven skibidi aura

[hollow ibex]

Kung fu cat

[hollow ibex]

No brainrot!

[hollow ibex]

No just no

Anyways

✌️

[celest escarp]

When is dyno up again

[fast rose]

Now

[crystal maple]

hi

[near grail]

Hey

[dull mural]

im only here bcz i need to be mutual with dyno

[tardy bay]

Five

Or Fixe

[fast rose]

I will still NEVER forget about this

I have talked GOOD about you @tacit ledge

You are my favorite bot

[summer grotto]

yippie

[plush hamlet]

hello i need some help

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[junior goblet]

soon

[sour oasis]

Soon:tm:

[torpid thicket]

Dyno still down?

[tepid trail]

no lol

[torpid thicket]

Okay thank you!

[sinful patio]

Is Dyno fixed?

[tepid trail]

Yes

[vast echo]

anything new?

[tepid trail]

Wdym

[gritty idol]

help

[sour oasis]

If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.

[gritty idol]

hi

hel p

[cosmic fjord]

[lavish flare]

Nothing has changed within Dyno, the maintenance was to move the infrastructure

[compact harness]

Yo

[wispy wadi]

dyno rocks

[rough ember]

[wild cobalt]

Larp

[gloomy umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-devious-evil-cat-gif-13662346222156832155

[cobalt nebula]

why do I feel like nothing changed but only the server load dropped

[plush marsh]

...

Dyno is now up brochachos

[unborn sequoia]

Oop ok

[plush marsh]

🙃

Okay🧐

[tacit ledge]

Here is the levels leaderboard for this server:

[plush marsh]

...

🥀

[cursive walrus]

hi guys i get muted on the isle official server and i do and appel but no-oe answer to me reasson was You've been permanently muted for the following reason:
Spamming EU10 nonsense. so please help me was a long time ago ..

[tepid trail]

We cant help you with other servers appeals

[lavish flare]

[upper adder]

@tacit ledge

[tulip kernel]

originally gta 6 was supposed to release next week

[fiery ermine]

anything but releasing gta 6 atp 💔

[tulip kernel]

dw people say 99.99% its fixed now

no delay is expected

[fiery ermine]

im pretty sure they are gonna make up an excuse to delay it

since its for their benefit for it to get delayed

[torpid tusk]

Hi you all hanging in #general room

[willow shell]

Hello my beautiful dyno’s!

Such a wonderful day it is.

[willow shell]

Sure is!

Hello

[willow shell]

Hello @willow shell

[rough ember]

@willow shell please change your avatar and username, impersonation is not allowed

[willow shell]

Oh.

[last prawn]

Opp

[willow shell]

Is this fine? I can’t change my user until like 3 days.

[ocean cairn]

Dyno in the dyno discord server

So insane

[lapis narwhal]

Yo

@lapis ivy

[sturdy quartz]

Tell me

[lapis narwhal]

Nah i just wanted to add dyno to a server

[sturdy quartz]

Tell me

[lapis narwhal]

What

[wheat geyser]

He's just trolling

[wheat geyser]

Yeah you're acting insane, why wouldn't Dyno be in its discord server

[green isle]

Hi

[ocean cairn]

think about it

dyno in the dyno server

like thats crazy

[sturdy quartz]

Tell me

[green isle]

it is kinda crazy that dyno is here ngl

[vestal remnant]

Is omi evil dyno 🥹

[celest escarp]

How do I setup dyno Moderation/protection

[fast rose]

@sour oasis You are interesting

[tepid trail]

Answered elsewhere

[vestal hamlet]

Randomly craved milk

[green isle]

you should get what scandinavians call "cold bowl"

[vestal hamlet]

Wut

[versed quartz]

cow juice

[green isle]

cold bowl!

with biscuits

it's milk

[vestal hamlet]

Is your location real

[green isle]

yes

i have some in my fridge

[vestal hamlet]

you concern me

[vestal hamlet]

The fuck

[green isle]

coldbowl

[vestal hamlet]

Why is there three hearts on the bottom

[green isle]

animal welfare

[versed quartz]

that's how many bonus lives it gives

oh...

[vestal hamlet]

Animal welfare?

[green isle]

..yes?

yknow

how well the animals are treated

[vestal hamlet]

Like 3 is great or.bad?

[green isle]

3 is the best

this has 1/3

probably the cows aren't treated extra well

but the chickens are free range

[vestal hamlet]

A scale of three on this is weird to me

[green isle]

what about what i sent isn't weird to you

[versed quartz]

they only know bananas for scale over there

or any other item with a size that is not always the same

[green isle]

"larger than a refrigerator, but smaller than a big refrigerator"

[versed quartz]

about 16 hotdogs in height

[lost edge]

gng why does the website freeze

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[runic tide]

Get out

[lavish flare]

Well that’s not nice

[cinder wave]

Please remain nice

[cinder wave]

Hi

[lavish flare]

No

[cinder wave]

What did I do

Brody

[lavish flare]

Idk

[lime night]

🗣️

where can i earn role

[cinder wave]

https://tenor.com/view/sonbrero-son-sonion-blasterdoll-gif-10302947654662408028

[cinder wave]

#support

[lime night]

ty

[lavish flare]

#welcome *

Support is for help with modules

[cinder wave]

No problem

[cinder wave]

Solar

[lavish flare]

Hm?

Im correcting your mistake ✌️

[cinder wave]

Your feet smell

[lavish flare]

Okay buddy

[cinder wave]

Finally admit to it

[glacial geyser]

Hi

Does anyone have any cool dc bots for my server?

[wheat geyser]

Yeah sure

[wheat geyser]

This is Dyno's community support server. You cannot get any other bot for your server here, rather than Dyno.

[dim arch]

Hi

[glacial geyser]

Bro switched up

[fiery bane]

E

[wheat geyser]

No like I was saying that to another person

I don't really switch up...

[modest bone]

Is dyno back?

[dreamy orbit]

Yes

[noble nova]

hi

[empty elbow]

Пидорасы

[tawny osprey]

Nah

[vestal hamlet]

@rough ember

[rough ember]

helo

[vestal hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-walk-gif-3223705695684035892

[rough ember]

i actually have that as a sticker on my laptop lol

[vestal hamlet]

Amazing

[plucky pelican]

Wsp

[plucky lantern]

[rocky acorn]

is dyno a dyno or a dyno

[robust mural]

Dyno is back 🔥

[rocky acorn]

yes

[robust mural]

Weren’t you “you spin my head right round Miku”?

[vestal hamlet]

Yes. But I got bored of their name

[fierce sentinel]

I got banned from a server while dyno was down and never got an appeal option because of it

😭

[sleek needle]

You will have to find a way to contact staff from that server

[fierce sentinel]

They won’t believe me do you think you could have a mod talk to them on my behalf they would believe a mod of dyno

[sleek needle]

No sorry

[fierce sentinel]

Ok

[hot arch]

Has people from my server who should have been unbanned during the downtime been auto unbanned?

[fierce sentinel]

Probably not

[elfin vault]

Dyno where are u bro im stressing whenever ur offline

[wheat jolt]

sup

[vestal hamlet]

No

@bold seal We can not and won't help you with any sort of age verification thing. This is for the Dyno bot only.

[somber holly]

@tepid trail bruh genuinely Liverpool so shit

Just a thought

[proud jetty]

Meow 67

@hushed flax Chud

[lusty kettle]

Hi

[cloud raft]

Hi everyone

[jagged socket]

omg its finally back

[acoustic swift]

hi i always get forbidden when i want to login

[merry lynx]

Is dyno back

I should be having an intimate conversation with him in about 5 minutes

[nocturne dock]

i think so

[finite canopy]

@tacit ledge

@sour oasis

[languid tide]

what

[finite canopy]

@tacit ledge

[swift hull]

Dyno I’m so drunk rn

[river loom]

peak

[finite canopy]

@tacit ledge

[vestal hamlet]

Why are you just consistently pinging the bot?

[misty pecan]

Why aren't you

[vestal hamlet]

Because I don't want to lol

About to head back to work

[misty pecan]

Fun same

[vestal hamlet]

Free food at work tho so that's nice at least

[misty pecan]

Oh yeah?

What was it

[lavish flare]

[vestal hamlet]

Just hot dogs and chips, but still nice imo lol

[misty pecan]

Definitely

[lavish flare]

Having a convo when you’re in the same house?

[vestal hamlet]

I'm at work

[misty pecan]

He's at work

[lavish flare]

Oh lmao

[misty pecan]

[lavish flare]

I forgot you’re not from the UK 😭

[vestal hamlet]

Just barely noon

[misty pecan]

Which is like 8 in most areas

[lavish flare]

Crazy

[hoary niche]

Thank you mod!

[lavish flare]

It’s 8:10 for me lol

[misty pecan]

When you date a few Brit's you learn their timezone

Lmao

[vestal hamlet]

@rough ember's time frame doesn't mean anything important tho

[lavish flare]

[finite canopy]

Hi guys

[misty pecan]

Time to tape and paint more 😭

[vestal hamlet]

Time to go stow more items into pods and question humanity when I see something almost 2x the size of the bin shoved in it.

[lavish flare]

Sounds fun

[mental tree]

IM SO GLAD DYNO IS BACK UP TY TO ALL THE DYNO TEAM for making it a short down time

[green isle]

yea they worked really hard to make sure it'd go as smooth as possible (and as fast as possible)

[mental tree]

I had to join this server because I didn't know what was going on with the server. I'm an admin for didn't know Dino had crapped the bucket or if it was just an update.

[hoary niche]

Since i am it guy i know somtime it can be pain in the ass

[sleek needle]

We moved everything to a new data center

Well. The devs did. I didn’t do shit

[hoary niche]

AWS or Oracle?

[mental tree]

OK, that's what I read online so honestly, I'm surprised it's back up this fast

[sleek needle]

We don’t use cloud based hosting

We have our own hardware

[misty pecan]

I'm excited to get my home server up

[open osprey]

🍑 🫦 🍑

❤️ 🫦 ❤️

[hoary niche]

How many patch panels u have

[mental tree]

I do have a question with Dino. Is there a command I can add that will automatically delete any server link sent?

[open osprey]

🔴 🫦 🔴

[mental tree]

dyno

[open osprey]

[sleek needle]

@open osprey please don’t spam emojis here

[open osprey]

👁️ 🔴 👁️

🫦

🫦

[sour oasis]

✅ cat_ninja541 was smacked with a mute spoon

[hoary niche]

/warn Lance beeing dumbsh****

[mental tree]

lol

not smacked with the mute spoon

lmao

[sleek needle]

I’m so glad it’s Friday

[green isle]

fridays are good

i went to the gym today for the first time in 3 months

[mental tree]

mb

[hoary niche]

From one side i hate it cuz my qualification exam is coming

[hoary niche]

SELECT * FROM messages m WHERE m.content LIKE 'https://discord.gg/%'

[true yew]

How do I invite Dyno to my server u need a bot commands is my server

[sour oasis]

❌ No tag invite found.

Invite Dyno with this link!
https://dyno.gg/invite

[lavish flare]

[wheat jolt]

sup gng

[bronze thunder]

Give me a moderater please

[vast hollow]

anyone know why my dyno doesnt work

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[eager raft]

"sip" 🥀

[midnight sigil]

[eager raft]

[little crystal]

sup

[fast rose]

Let me guess
”you know when I get offline”

[eager raft]

😭

[fast rose]

I will NEVER forget this😭

[eager raft]

😭

[sleek needle]

If you need to report something to staff you can DM @late halo

[misty pecan]

Bots can't have a sexual orientation...

[eager raft]

^

[undone dock]

Dead server fr

[midnight sigil]

It's a support server

[hollow ibex]

Look what bro is watching

💀

[misty pecan]

What kinda dev comes in just to shame as a form of advertisement

[hot holly]

That's what you think

[hollow ibex]

Sad tbh

[hazy lion]

How to add my server to list of public servers for Dino?

[tranquil hatch]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[devout finch]

Lemme be a mod trust

[proven gulch]

Interesting

[left isle]

hello

[hollow ibex]

Most likely gotta apply

[tepid trail]

we dont have any applications here

[misty pecan]

You just show your worthy then, typically, you're kidnapped.
Kidding

[hollow ibex]

😂

I’ve been worthy (Chosen One)

[misty pecan]

Back when I was, - LOL

[hollow ibex]

lol

Wish I could help out in community support

[misty pecan]

You can they have a pin on the guidelines for helping

[hollow ibex]

👀

[misty pecan]

I help there all the time when I know the answer

[hollow ibex]

Yeah I’m good with bots 😂

Except when it’s been a long day and my brain has just gone elsewhere lol

[misty pecan]

I suggest getting comfortable with using the /view command, and if you want to send a tag message utilize ?dtag it'll delete your message and send just the tag info.

[hollow ibex]

I’ll just reply for now if I see someone needing something

[cursive wharf]

aks dave if he is sik?

[little vessel]

SOON

[tranquil hatch]

Soon:tm:

[little vessel]

DYNO AI

oh

[sleek needle]

More like autoresponder

[covert salmon]

I’m so lost

[sleek needle]

Lost?

[hollow ibex]

🤔

[oblique fossil]

grah

[hollow ibex]

Yo

[deft swift]

There’s cops in the server leave now!!!!

[sleek needle]

Yea I’m here

[midnight sigil]

[eager raft]

I like cops

[vast meteor]

Hi

[terse raven]

Hi

[rigid pilot]

Hi

[hollow ibex]

Hmm

[velvet coral]

uh guys can i ask how to unban my acc in tsb?

[tranquil hatch]

Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.

[velvet coral]

oh okay thx dyno

[tawny orbit]

I’m here btw

[sleek needle]

henlo

[delicate scarab]

soon

[tranquil hatch]

Soon:tm:

[delicate scarab]

how do i ban someone from a strangers discord

dang

no bot response

@zinc coyote

[left isle]

hello

[ocean cairn]

@tidal dawn you sick?

[cobalt nebula]

kinda the bot stopped

?stats

[tranquil hatch]

Dyno

Guilds

1761

Users

2221415

Load Avg

13.510, 10.770, 9.130

Free Mem

88.981 GB / 125.887 GB

Uptime

1 days, 8 hrs, 10 min, 47 sec

PID 1 | Kubernetes | Cluster 47 | Shard 47 · May 23, 2026, 6:04 AM

[cobalt nebula]

???

oh ic it stopped for some time now it's back "uptime 1min"

[cinder wave]

hi

[cinder wave]

should work now

[cobalt nebula]

yeah

[left isle]

why is dyno not workin..

[cinder wave]

it is

[left isle]

oh nevermind

my bad, i think my internet's just slow

[cinder wave]

happened to all of us its ok lol

[carmine crown]

Sup

[drowsy glacier]

hi

[astral basin]

?stats

[tranquil hatch]

Dyno

Guilds

1761

Users

2248029

Load Avg

8.200, 8.550, 8.770

Free Mem

88.103 GB / 125.887 GB

Uptime

1 days, 9 hrs, 23 min, 5 sec

PID 1 | Kubernetes | Cluster 47 | Shard 47 · May 23, 2026, 7:16 AM

[wind blaze]

hi

[cinder wave]

Please for command checks go to #commands

[cobalt nebula]

uhm

how or where to submit a feature request

[snow skiff]

Hi

[green isle]

You can do so in #feature-requests

[cobalt nebula]

I mean yes but how to do that bc there's no form to write things in it

is there any link for it

[green isle]

If you look at the pinned message or the channel description there should be one

[alpine scarab]

?

[pulsar pilot]

is Dyno back?-

[plucky lantern]

yes, it is

[fresh badge]

Hello guys

[devout finch]

Staff now

Or your demoted

[remote peak]

hi

the server owner is a bot

right?

[brittle nymph]

no. it's a human

[neon spindle]

Does the bot have any issues for you guys too? reaction roles seem to not work on my server

[tranquil hatch]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[spice delta]

Wsp yall

[spice delta]

Hey

[devout cloud]

Euh

[spice delta]

What's wrong

[midnight sigil]

Hi

[green isle]

technically yes, but it's run by humans

[noble sky]

i need dyno bots how manya re there?

i did appeal for a server and i need to be mutuals with a specific dyno but i think the # was beggining with 6 im not sure

[midnight sigil]

Do you remember the profile picture color?

[snow skiff]

동굴부대다

[midnight sigil]

English only please!

[alpine scarab]

@snow skiff

[midnight sigil]

No

[tight bough]

Shit shit shit shit shit