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There's bugs that have been around for almost a decade
:nobananas:
They are just so low priority, and don't really cause many issues that we just don't care
Ms stats is important
People can get fired or demoted
Hence why we have a status message.
@midnight sigil get to it
How much longer will it take?

I'm not a dev
Way ahead of you
Perfect
Actuallyy
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen 
Nobody tell Raven
You should cherish this
who deleted this
We really don't like jokes about things around things like when something will be fixed
We don't provide eta's at all for a reason
what it's a joke obviously?😭
You'd be surprised what people will believe
Bro, I swear I'm about to demote everyone because of Dyno, fix that now please
Already in my screenshots folder :D
ok if I say games coming in 2190 people will believe ig
There is no ETA on a fix. Just gotta wait.
Good
Hey all, Does anyone know the custom command to make it so whenever someone types a keyword they're given a role?
I tried - "{+role {user} + keywordHere} {user}, message here" but no luck :(
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
followed custom commands -> #11 but couldn't find anything for the keyword factor in any of the other options
You can press Additional Support to receive help from the Support Team or head to #community-support
👍 thanks
Agents
Hi Chris
Hghg
U ok lad
Yup
🤔
Awesome
wsup bro
Why the ms command not working
?ping
Pong! 240ms
Hi
Aloha
Bot is kinda slow.. smh
?ping
Pong! 151ms
Why the ms command not working
Look at #dyno-status
this isns a dyno thing but did discord delete rule screening bc i cant find it
Hy
guys dyno Modstats bugged? @lucid tree @rough ember @vestal hamlet ?
no idea why you decided to ping all of council for something that you can easily find the answer to by reading the channels.
...
which 😭
reading is for lazy people
point
anyways if you take a very brief look in #dyno-status, you'd find your answer

hi azure, been a while
how's it going
not too bad, doing laundry atm
kinda taking a break from that
Nice!
Nyo :(
Aww, am sorry to hear
You were looking after them so nicely
hi
hi
Hi
Hello everyone
Hello
Bananable if you will
Yo guys
If the dyno Ms system fixed can we get the ms back we got in the time period when Ms had problem?
Anyone?

🏳️🌈
It depends on what the devs are able to do
oh
My ms dropped to 120
It's 137
imagine wht @river merlin must hve felt
Same it ours also got dropped alot
🏳️🌈

Abbreviating modstats to ms messes with my head ngl
yeah it is quite confusing lol
See #dyno-status
Another day's been laid to waste
@vast meteor you should bonk
Dyno today!



Hi
Hi
Hiii
How are you doing lmao
Hi
Hi chris
Not sure
There is no eta. Follow #dyno-status for updates
Hey Matthew!
Morning
Jeez
If only there was anything I could do
Let us use MatthewBot
Trust me. If I tried to fix dyno. You would probably never see the bot again
Nah don't do that
Hey how are you?
or Bananabot!
Doing good
Glad to hear
😇
What's up
@limpid bane @simple helm @plucky lantern sorry for ping but the ticketr i made i need some asstraince pretty quickly
Happy here
Please don’t ping for support
Alright
Hello
sorry sir
Hii
Sup
Listening to music and you?
Same
that's what's up, what song you listening to
I’m listening to Eminem right now. You?
Doja Cat
Nice
Pong
Mhm, which other artists do you listen to
Ping!
Is this where you get unbanned?
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
@jade rain see this
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@tulip bough ^^
Hey guys, I have a question about my moderation stats in a specific server being frozen. They won't increase, they've just decreased about three times over the past week or so. (993 > 984 > 974)
Can something be done about this? I've made a thread.
Sameeeeeee
Check #dyno-status
Alright tyysmm
Npp
Yeah thanks smmm
No worries
?
U jade
Doing alright
Blame Keir Starmer for Age Verification on any popular game 🥀
What
U need cake
How do i make a bot
No I don't
I'd do some research
Im using carl
Hi, i have a question
Why do dyno messages pop up even though nobody sent anything to trigger it and interaction info is not available
i didnt see you had made a ticket mb, you still need assistance?
Ok sends cake to @near grail
Ok
nah its the issue abt ?ms logs not being updated and staying frozen or going down
matthew explained
the issue
hii
hi
hi
Hi bud
Hi liz
hi chris
Hru all
Hey Chris. I'm watching the movie "Henry V". What were you up to today?
?ping
Pong! 177ms
why he stalking me
Expanded my plex library
Wtf
It's a good movie if you like the genre
@loud gale
?w 1319391877765664778
I've never heard of that. Is it a show or movie?
What's the show about?

U funny friend

Ok i will shut up
I need to make an infinity version
Hi
Hey Lav
I'm doing great! I got to try out a new ramen place today. What were you up to on this fine Sunday?
Bucket x4
Did you finish cleaning up the map?
no but got more
What's the count now?
16
Sounds delicious! Very little unfortunately, played a game with some friends and now watching The Rookie
What does Super Duper Mart do?
it is like a walmart
Sounds relaxing! What game was it?
It was like an unsolved case file, basically a murder mystery game
arcjet is like... i guess you can say spacex?
Alternative form of fast travel?
wut
Is it a cooperative game or competitive?
Idk. I know very little about Fallout 4. I've never played it. 
do you know base premise of whole thing?
You work together to try and solve it, it’s pretty hard!!
lavo i am eating pickle slices
ooo, are they good?
yes
I know the mobile game Fallout where you build an underground shelter and send out explorers to gather materials. And I think I've seen a speed run of one of the Fallout games that skipped a bunch of stuff. That's it
okay do you want to know
Yes please
I do love a good old cooperative game. My current favorite is Flashpoint
Never heard of that one before, what’s it about?
their history and our history are essentially the same up until the year 1943(give or take a year or two)
You are firefighters trying to put out fires and rescue 7 people before the building collapses (or too many people die).
Oh sounds fun, I’ll have to check it out!
they are the same up until the bombs dropping to be more specific
after the bombs dropped and the war ended, they took what they learned from atomic weapons and well..... Ran with it.
WAY more then we did in our actual timeline
So used then more?
Oh so like if ww3 were to happen today
reactors underneath houses, small reactors that can fit in your hands
Ohh I see
armor that runs off of atomic energy
Atomic cars
cars that run off of atomic
atomic everything
they took the 1950's and then ran with it as well, so they never really changed how america was past that
big cars
diners
smoking everywhere
the whole nine yards
Makes sense
russia never really became a thing
always staying soviet union
moon bases
arcjet was working on the mars project
few days before halloween 2077, the bombs dropped from an unknown source
a corp known as "Vault-Tech" had been building nuclear shelters under the premise of help for all - but essentially 98% of all vaults were actually secret human testing facilities testing a wide range of things
That sounds less than ideal
Fallout 1,2,3,4,76 you are a vault dweller. All except for like 76 you are in an active experiment vault
76 you are in a control vault
1,2,3 i don't remember and 4 you were frozen
Is your goal to escape the vault?
no
fallout 1,2,3 you are born and raised in the vault
know nothing but the vault
1 the water chip breaks and you go out to find a replacement or your entire vault will die
2 i don't remember
3 your dad leaves the vault causing a ruckus and you escape or die
Lol
i mainly only play 4
Hi
And what is the goal of that one?
1 is the water chip
2 is idk
3 is find your dad
new vegas is spite
4 is find your son
76 is survive
In #4 are you the dad from #3 or a completely different character?
Ah so they don't build of of each other
76 is the earliest open
4 is iirc the oldest open
sleepy
76 was 25 years
4 was > 200 years
Neat. Thanks for the recap
the tv sho bucket?
Game
the show is good as well
right now i am still cleaning the wasteland and rebuilding it
You should hide a giraffe statue somewhere in the map
i could
Hi
Hello , I have a question
If it's about Dyno, you can use #support or ask in #community-support
?roles
Hey can ya help
Me
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
when the ?ms fix?
good question
Ode to joy is good
where can i get moderator
Are you trying to report something to the mods of this server or are you trying to configure something on Dyno's dashboard?
I want to be a mod
Ah. There aren't moderator applications. The staff choose members to be staff if they deem them fit for the position.
oh ok
what if i deem you fit
Raven would then have to coexist with a member of the anti banana gang 

Agent, you should join the anti banana gang 
if you eat a few million bananas in a second you'll die
in case you didnt know
that means that bananas are dangerous
Very dangerous in fact
10 million bananas to be precise
How did you get that number
What in the world is going on
Actually it might be more if you have to account for the mass of the bananas too
Banana equivalent dose (BED) is an informal unit of measurement of ionizing radiation exposure, intended as a general educational example to compare a dose of radioactivity to the dose one is exposed to by eating one average-sized banana. Bananas contain naturally occurring radioactive isotopes, particularly potassium-40 (40K), one of several na...
I think if you ate 10 million bananas, radiation is the least of your concerns
From memory. But now that I'm fact checking it, it appears to be off. It's looking more like 40-50 million
one of my old classmates calculated it at some point
tbf it's assuming that you dont die of anything else first
but it has to be consumed within a fairly shot timeframe
Obviously lol
If you consume them faster than the molecules of your body realize they should be ripped apart then it becomes a very real concern 😔
Are the bananas harmed in the process?
No, I do kinda want a EV charger that can dispense Bananas. Can you do that Eco? 
dyno is still having problems?
This frame looks pretty intense
#dyno-status has info about the current known issues. If you see something else, you can let the team know via #community-support or #support
I'll discuss it with the director of standards next time I see him. Perhaps we can get that added to ISO 15118-20 amendment 2.
Wait you actually do that? 
Ty
Dyno used to be the best what happened
@tepid patrol You have a lot of chat history here since (at latest) 2021 (so I doubt you are a spambot) but still I don’t see the reason for your friend request. Plus I am reluctant to accept FRs until the day Discord makes “Allow friends to add you to group DMs” a separate permission.
Check my Discord profile About Me text 
allow car manufacturers to tell the charger to turn on "Banana mode".
I'll pitch the idea on Wednesday 
Let us know how it goes
What would the feature do?
@stiff mural what do you think
uh
The car has fun banana animations?
Toggle a banana image on the charger.
What if the charger does not have a screen?
Maybe a banana light can be retrofitted

Seems good 🍌
car.charge.banana=true
Replace "check engine" light with an "eat banana" light
or it could navigate you to the closest grocery store with bananas instead of the closest charger.
If it's one of those chargers outside of some stores with the green 🍃 icon on the ground (in some places), replace it with a banana
Not really related to the charger
I'll add it to the offered service list.
ServiceID: TBD
ServiceName: Banana
ServiceCategory: OtherCustom
FreeService: true
It's for Plug & Charge. It proves the identity of the charger to the vehicle.
I see
@wild escarp @stiff mural hi
Hi
Hru laddie eco of discord land on the high council of eco land
You flatter me with such extravagant formalities
Your royal highness of eco land how are you doing
Gosh don't give me a bigger head than I already have 
I'm doing great and scrambling to complete projects on time. How are you?
Your royal highness of eco land i am good here thx u

Yes u royal highness
dont we love want to be dyno accounts 😭
What
some want to be dyno account app radied my sever its brill!
Sent a bunch of spam then kicked members it’s brilliant! Really! [Not]
Ahh a fake dyno. Yea just report them to discord.
yea they seem to love you guys hahah,
it literally took discord months to remove a fake dyno from their damn app discovery lol
Damn. I thought they were pretty good with that. Guess not
i literally had to report it 3 times lol
@rough ember the cleaning must continue
See #dyno-status

ez
This is fake news constructed by the violent left
hi everyone
hii
Hi
Hii
hi
Wsg
Never heard of it
ms still not fixed we gotta be patriaent
Never heard of it
Lol ofc
yay!
Fluff activities? Here?
Skrrt
Blep
hi
Hi there
hi
hi
hi

Wuh
Me good wby
guys
does anyone here lwk know how to like
setup bots and stuff?
like ticket applications. staff application. and more
sounds like a lot of setting up
I setup a private category and channel for testing bot features, get a feeling for how they work.
Then if I'm happy I roll them out to the mssses
hey hey
Hi
How are you?
A
decent attempt
I am taking possession today of my new place
nice
12 hours ago?
@wild escarp 
Hi everyone what is your purpose of the server
I am a very new discord memeber
Member
Dead chat
Chat dead
to support people having issues with the dyno bot in their servers
Do you guys partner with creators?
we currently do not have any partnership programme
Okay thank you!
np
Morning
It's the night for me
Nice
But can you help me in #community-support plss
Someone will help when they are available.
Oh ok sry
Can I report someone

You can DM @late halo to report a user
What do I put moderation help or what
Yes moderation help
Mhm
For the screenshot shot I send it to him?
Yes
The bot ye?
Correct. Everything you need for the report. Send to the bot
Sends matthew coffee
@rough ember
same
He was trying to not fall asleep
Hi
Welcome to Dyno how may @rough ember take your order?
?
Welcome to Dyno how may @rough ember take your order?
Hi ghost
hey ghost, hey BoomBoom Kerchow
Nah
Nothin there
hii
helloo
???
Hii
?help
Hi
D
Afternoon
@sleek needle @green isle 
hello
Hi Matthew
Why am i being yelled at
Maybe you deserve it

Cause
Hru
Morning
Deserved
n
do you guys play gcgc or gpgp
why do you have an email as your display name
i am trying to get in gcgc discord
this is dyno
Hi
No this is thediamondroblox!
can i talk to the admin of gcgc and gpgp
this is dyno @rich crow we have no idea what those words mean, and they don't sound magical
Well hello Diamond Banana, how are you doing? lmao
bensnyder1331333 @tacit ledge
why did you ignore kase lol
I don't know what you're talking about. you're in the wrong server
evening
Tbf we all ignore him

Hi dragon
Hello
Today i get feedback from my teacher for the concept internship portfolio
I have 2 days to update it 
Or i need to do some work in my weekend i guess
bro is here
i have a question for you can you to contact gcgc i see when i can come back
As you've been told numerous times now, we can't help you with that here
How can i contact gcgc discord server
@tacit ledge how can i contact gcgc discord
@green isle how can i contact gcgc
idk dude
we really cant help you
so please stop asking
we dont even know what gcgc is
do you have there discord gcgc
send me a link
U a mod?
no
Hey listen
@lucid tree
@jade plover
Hey guys
I need your helq quick
what with
Help
If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.
And uk the ms glitch my ms got reduced my 100 and ms is fixed but my ms didn’t get back to the original one
@green isle
@sour oasis can you unblock me from gcgc discord
❌ No tag wwrongserver found.
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
i am sorry
idk if thats something they're gonna do
@late halo gcgc discord
Can u ask admins or something?
No they can't unban you from server. If there's a ban appeal process set up by the server you got banned from, use that.
wild assuming that was what they were gonna ask
a
E
@dense agate please change your profile, impersonation is not allowed
うおなんだなんだ
そつか
ok watashiha kaeta done
thanks
o!okokokokokko
?
lets please stick to english 
?
Oh, I'm so sorry
Hi guys
@lucid tree you seeing this shit? crazy
✅ Changed roles for .agents, -Moderator, -Support Team, -Community Wizard, -Community Staff
I checked in settings u silly viking

lmfao
rip agents
shouldve been better
since when are you dropping selfies here
Wdym? You sent that to me!
?
?
?
?
?
!
3ft of snow on sunday
wsup
Hi
no, goodbye
Hi
Hi Matthew
Ik fanduel mods are in here somewhere
Only an hour left of work!!
Im already done with working for this week
Normally i would too, but tomorrow the store is closed.
Did you guys remove the #premium channel?
I'm an admin on a server with a custom bot, but the #premium channel is not showing for me anymore
You don’t seem to have the premium role.
The user who purchases premium would have to grant you support access on the premium page
Ha
I'm still here
ight my turn now then
?role @midnight sigil Moderator, Support Team, Community Wizard, Community Staff
✅ Changed roles for .agents, -Moderator, -Support Team, -Community Wizard, -Community Staff
cya
Nice knowing yall

aaand im going to sleep so this now raven's or bucket's responsibility
tho lets be honest bucket wouldnt restore the roles, so raven would be your best bet lol
Bucket always did want to demote me
am i right or am i right @vestal hamlet

tbf tho bucket wants to demote everyone so..
I can demote everyone but raven!
Can you demote yourself
You can't demote @warm fjord
he actually could
I don't think I can demote myself?
Try
Can I be promoted?
Very good idea 
i think dyno is above admin no?
No
aww
I'm above Dyno lol
Aw man
@tacit ledge
Hi there
@midnight sigil hahahaha
Hi
Idk where my emoji went
@lucid tree should we have him beg for his roles back?
I'm not doing that
Agent dms
it got deleted agent
hi im new what do i do here
You can chat here
yes
Mostly people come for support with Dyno
what
This is a support server for Dyno
If someone needs help or has a question about Dyno, they can come here for help
Pong! 216ms
Rats nobananas already got deleted 
@midnight sigil thanks for taking one for the team 🤝
Party pooper 
I will forever treasure this screenshot
Twice
damn you really got demoted over an emoji ?
idk if i can give you your roles back yet agent, last time soti did @lucid tree got scary 
@lucid tree shouldn't bucket get in trouble for encouraging me to add the emoji 
It is a very triggering emoji for some

Oh there's the emoji
damn
Sure would be a shame if Agent stopped providing support to everyone in community support without his support roles. Other staff might have to step in 😔
I'm still providing support lol
gotta go on strike
agent lives and breathes support
Just limited to only #community-support and #support-non-english
So @vestal hamlet has to handle my other threads 😄
what
Heh
Yeah
game got corrupted, so i bit the bullet and installed the newest version and built a whole new modlist
That sucks
@lucid tree kill me all you want but i am giving him back his roles so he can do his chaos jobs
Does that mean we get the emoji back too?
Bucket just doesn't want to do support
I think I'd get demoted if I added that again
?role 356256442744963083 Muted
✅ Added role Muted McMuteFace to eco77
Alright that’s sorted
Agent is on thin ice tho
?role 1060726460136030238 +855930136637603852, +855929916087599194, +355054563931324420
✅ Changed roles for .agents, +Moderator, +Community Staff, +Support Team
i think that is all the roles
lol
Eco is the culprit 
I'm just an innocent bystander 
@vestal hamlet oi 
wish i was staff 🙁
Who doesn't like being called a wizard though?

Beautiful
Usually not ideal
I heard Darkillertom444 loves when people make up lies about them
I heard AgentS likes the Muted role.
Where'd you hear that 
Secret conversation with @late halo
Dave is full of secrets
Yeah they have a hidden modmail ticket where they keep track of all their banana offenders.
From what I heard
Are you in that ticket?
Maybe?
hi
Hi guys um i tryed alot of time to do an apeal but they didint respond to me so on the server i was banned and i created another acc to join on the server again and tryed to make an apeal of the game but they still havent respond to me
We can not help you with that.
Why ?
Because accepting/denying appeals is up to the admins of that server and it takes them whatever time it does.
They havent respond and ive ben tryimg this for years
We can not help you.
How do you make the Dyno bot greet people when they join into a server??
Good 👍
owo
@spark comet sorry, we do not allow that here

Oh :(
hello
hiya 
Morning
Hi guys
hi
hi


im ngl i held a little moment of silence last night when you had no roles 
I still had crown 

@simple helm @midnight sigil @fluid ermine @vast meteor 
Dam you taking my woz yelling joke now lmaoo
sorry
yo
Yo
whats up?


hi
hi
@twilit nebula Add it to server @sour oasis
hi, wsup?
ah, I'm just too late
Hii
Hi jade
Hey how are you
I'm fine, thanks and you?
@vast meteor @fluid ermine at my job but great
What job?
Working my church since it wil be closed sunday for major snow
We have to record it and there is people here too
Ohh okay
Getting 3ft of snow on sunday
oh wow sounds like fun lmao
@rough ember
@vestal hamlet
Well I mean, can't control the weather Chris lmfao
@midnight sigil Sampson
I know
Lol ok
Going to see a friend in va tommorrow and be back saturday
Nice selfie
Lol
Come up with your own jokes 
I would say something nice to you, but everything about you is a joke 🙂
See there you go
Terraria update is soon
Lol
hi jades
Psst that's not Jade
Excuse me
Unless you know something I don't 
Hello
@wild escarp i have already cleaned a few areas
i think if ur message was deleted the first time that's a hint not to send it again

Fire emoji
thank you !!
hii
wsup all
Hi!
New year vacation mode off, everything else in life is catching up 
Howdy
Hii siri!
Yes hi!
Amazing
Yes I am
No you are not
:(
🙂
Oh you know I do!
I see you are an very old member here. I don't usually chat here but that day when I opened this server then I saw you. I don't see you in bg much these days.
Get back here

It's your fault!
yesn't
if we were to vc i'd have an actual reason to get out of bed at a reasonable time so imma just blame you coz it's easier
I'm just here atm lol
hi just here atm lol
Hey listen
Heyy can ya help me @rough ember @vestal hamlet
You can ask for help in a support channel without pinging for support as it says not to and someone will help you when they can 🙂
Can u listen now?
Nope, sorry. Please do what was asked to get support!
Real
That's really not our problem we can handle sorry
Well when your intentionally doing something, not really their fault, its just how they will make the community safe I'd reckon
Eh I wouldn't even worry about them if they keep those people around, who knows lmao
Ik but you brought it up here its why I said it lol, this is dyno, we handle support for the bot
Eh you do you, not really your problem either to tolerate whoever that person is 
Doesn't mean you need to talk shit about religion like that, just because you may honor whatever your background religion is, doesn't mean you need disrespect someone else
If they choose to be like that, why would you stress over it lmao
Okay? So why are you so triggered over one person
Lmfao your funny
The mini ladd pfp makes so much sense











