general

[burnt hare]

Oh ok. I be on instagram reels, they be so funny.

You be on the same thing?

[torpid marlin]

Yo guy's does anyone know how to unbanned discord fish it community?

[burnt lichen]

Yep, I get a lot of different reels daily

[burnt lichen]

Yes

[burnt lichen]

Are you trying to get unbanned?

[torpid marlin]

Yes please 🥲

[vast meteor]

I'd ask someone to get yourself unbanned

[green isle]

I return

Still awake

[vast meteor]

Are you referring to yourself or me lmao

[green isle]

Me

[vast meteor]

Ohh okay

[vast meteor]

Still awake atm too, how's it going?

[torpid marlin]

Thank you, I was just looking for information in the fish it community but i gotta banned, so sad..

[green isle]

Tired

[vast meteor]

Ahh, well that's too bad, but hopefully you'll find people you know that is in that server maybe to help you back in

[vast meteor]

Fair enough

[burnt hare]

ohh ok thats interesting

[torpid marlin]

How can they help me get back?

[burnt lichen]

Yep

[vast meteor]

You can just ask

[torpid marlin]

Asking the mods? Or ask the members?

[burnt hare]

[burnt hare]

Ask mod.

what you do to get banned

[vast meteor]

You can ask anyone you know from that server

Are you even able to appeal?

[torpid marlin]

I'm just posted wtt in community

[burnt hare]

Discord slang

what that mean

[vast meteor]

Lmfao

[green isle]

The train left 6 minutes early

[torpid marlin]

I'm just post trading fish on fish it community

[burnt hare]

ohhhh

they ban you because of that

thats so lame

you should sue them

[vast meteor]

Oh dam why?

[burnt hare]

riding a train in 2026, we take submarines

[green isle]

Idfk

[vast meteor]

Lmfao

[vast meteor]

Ah fair enough

[vast meteor]

Well that sounds bs lmfao

To be banned for

[sleek needle]

You can’t sue people for banning you in discord lol

[torpid marlin]

I'm so sad right now

[vast meteor]

This

[green isle]

I've been on a train underwater, does that count?

[vast meteor]

You can't appeal?

[torpid marlin]

I can't find any more information

[vast meteor]

Or unless they never set it up

[torpid marlin]

Yeah i can't

[burnt hare]

[green isle]

Unlucky

[vast meteor]

Well that sucks

[burnt hare]

Nawl

Well no

[green isle]

Maybe you weren't allowed to post trades

[burnt hare]

Best option

[vast meteor]

Ah

[burnt hare]

Want to know the best option

Join on a ALT.

[vast meteor]

Well sorry, nothing we can do

Real lmao

Just don't tell them who you are and you'll be fine

[burnt hare]

Yeppp, I got like 6 ALT account for some od reason.

[burnt hare]

Yes

That’s cool fr

[vast meteor]

I got like 4

[torpid marlin]

I'm so sad

[vast meteor]

Eh I wouldn't worry about it tbh, its just a server who seem extra

[sleek needle]

Let’s not talk about evading server bans here please. Considering it is against discord tos

[burnt hare]

Go on TikTok and search up stackswopop

[burnt hare]

What

Cap

[vast meteor]

Oh mb Matthew

[vast meteor]

Lol what? You don't believe that's part of tos?

[burnt hare]

I’m just playing. I definitely ain’t look it up

[vast meteor]

😂😂

Fair enough

[burnt hare]

@torpid marlin stop being sad toughen up. I’m banned from 50 FIVEM servers on the game.

[vast meteor]

I thought you said 50 servers for a sec 💀

[vast meteor]

Hows it going btw

[torpid marlin]

Respect🤧

[sleek needle]

Heading to bed

[vast meteor]

Fair enough, take caree

[vast meteor]

Yeah don't stress it, they so extra lmfao

[torpid marlin]

I hate them

[vast meteor]

Well then don't be sad about it lmao

[torpid marlin]

Thank you for making me feel a little calmer guy's

[vast meteor]

Yep no worries

[green isle]

Sitting in the quiet zone and someone is snoring

[versed quartz]

@green isle It cold

[green isle]

It do be a bit cold

[vast meteor]

Lmfao what in the world, where are you?

[green isle]

In.. a train?

[vast meteor]

Ah

I thought you weren't on it

[versed quartz]

Prob not in the train, right?

[green isle]

Correct

Outside is tho

[versed quartz]

Yes

Welp, i need to get out of le bus and walk to work

[vast meteor]

Ohh

[green isle]

@versed quartz ill be working with a microcontroller today

[versed quartz]

Ooh, what kind?

[green isle]

An stm32 of some sort

[wet patrol]

Dwon't yell at me dynosaur~...

HeLlO eVeRyOnE :D

[dim bloom]

@old jasper

[vast meteor]

What's up

[hollow stream]

Hiiii :3

Some one Wanna talk🥺

[versed quartz]

You need to program it too?

[burnt hare]

Hmmmm

[green isle]

Yes

[versed quartz]

In c++?

[green isle]

This week we're learning C

Next two weeks is making a game

[versed quartz]

In C or C++

[green isle]

C

[versed quartz]

Oop

[vast meteor]

Oop

[rough ember]

Oop

[vast meteor]

Hey soti

[rough ember]

[vast meteor]

How's it going?

[sly basalt]

Hey guys how can one delete messages from dyno dm’s?

[vast meteor]

You can't

[sly basalt]

Bruh-

Well damn

[vast meteor]

Yea ik

[burnt hare]

I have a whole Minecraft game I made in visual studio

It took about 5 hours

[vast meteor]

Oh wow that's a long time for sure

[burnt hare]

Yeahhh

Yeah and I’m kinda new to web designing.

[vast meteor]

Ah okay, well at least you'll know how to be good at using it eventually

[burnt hare]

Yeah. What’s something you good at?

[vast meteor]

I'm pretty good at math but other than that I don't really know

[old matrix]

Why has dyno sent me nitro

[vast meteor]

Probably how someone set it up

[burnt hare]

Lucky day

Send it to me

[old matrix]

It’s taken me to these sites

[burnt hare]

[vast meteor]

I wouldn't worry about it then tbh, just ignore it

[burnt hare]

Scam. Omg you guys gotta learn how to stop clicking on random links

[burnt hare]

Ohhh ok. You good at singing, drawing, idk…..

[vast meteor]

Exactly reason why I have dms off for that reason, to avoid scam and other little things

[vast meteor]

Neither of them lmfao

[old matrix]

If I’m getting hacked I’m suing

[burnt hare]

2026 and still clicking on links.

[vast meteor]

You don't gotta be like that now

[burnt hare]

Dang. like you got be good at something but map

[old matrix]

It was Sent the verified Dyno

[vast meteor]

Ok well, does creating lyrics count?

[burnt hare]

Jimmy

[vast meteor]

It took you to the website or what?

[burnt hare]

Yeah. Ofc

I can rap

[vast meteor]

Ok then I'm good at that

[burnt hare]

Sing

[old matrix]

Took me to this bot

[burnt hare]

Hmmmmmmmm interesting

[old matrix]

Now I’m in a random nitro server

With 6k ppl

[burnt hare]

Oh send me nitro

[vast meteor]

Ok then you aren't going to be hacked

[vast meteor]

You can just leave the server

[old matrix]

I’m claiming the nitro

[burnt hare]

Selfish I see

I’m inside EST timezone and I’m still up

Time for me to hit the hay fr

[vast meteor]

I've been up too, but I gotta go into work soon

[vast meteor]

Is it 7 am for you?

[burnt hare]

6:45

[burnt hare]

Time to sleep

[vast meteor]

Oh wait, yea, oops

[vast meteor]

Take care

[burnt hare]

For you not me

[vast meteor]

Its almost 6 am for me, I'm in cst.

[burnt hare]

I use to be CST m. What time you goto work?

[vast meteor]

Gotta be ready by 630 and then go in at 7 am

Roughly 30 mins

[burnt hare]

Ohhh you been up all day

[vast meteor]

All night

[burnt hare]

Hmmmmmmm Goodluck

[vast meteor]

Lol ty

I did get some rest anyway beforehand

[burnt hare]

Oh ok. You gone be good then

[vast meteor]

Yep lol

[fading surge]

Hi

[vast meteor]

Hi

[fading surge]

Hello

[wheat glade]

hii

[fading surge]

Yo

[wheat glade]

how are you?

[fading surge]

Good man

[topaz lynx]

Is dyno down

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[midnight sigil]

Hi

[versed quartz]

@green isle So much snow

[green isle]

@versed quartz yes

[foggy saddle]

Hi

[vast meteor]

Hiiii

[wheat glade]

how are you?

[dim bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/random-ig-gif-26507062

[visual wind]

I will go first

[green isle]

No thanks

[visual wind]

Bro please i wanna get I acc my main got hacked

I will give access first if anyone interested

[green isle]

This isn't a server for it

[visual wind]

Can u tell me where I can find

Or dm me link

[sleek needle]

Morning

[green isle]

Hi matt

[midnight sigil]

Good morning

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[analog marlin]

Morning

[near coral]

guys can any1 help me

[visual wind]

What

[near coral]

how do i select the emojies 🇼 🇫 🇱 in the auto react thing

those letter emojies dont appear

[midnight sigil]

For support assistance, head to #support

[near coral]

i made it now

opened a ticket

[sleek needle]

Man I don’t wanna be back at work today

Holidays over 🙁

[midnight sigil]

yeah 🙁

[vestal hamlet]

I think I almost broke my toe.

[sleek needle]

Don’t do that

[high silo]

dang

[dim bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

Hi sharp

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[rough ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203391999412281424/1395470687304552532/giphy.gif

[cursive wharf]

Sends pizzas

[leaden crypt]

a

[brittle nymph]

what? "a"?

[tepid trail]

a

[midnight sigil]

b

[cursive wharf]

C

[vast meteor]

d

[vestal hamlet]

@midnight sigil i do not think so

[vast meteor]

?

What he do lol

[vestal hamlet]

trying to do a chain

[vast meteor]

Ohh okay

[vestal hamlet]

which is not allowed in this house

and he knows it

so does @rough ember but yaknow he's... well soti

[vast meteor]

Lmfao soti is soti

Soti does soti things, and then ofc he's soti because he's soti

[vestal hamlet]

yes and we love him dearly

as he is a really good friend

[vast meteor]

Indeed he's awesome

[rough ember]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-anime-ぼっちざろっく-hitori-gotou-gif-27014590

[tepid trail]

[vast meteor]

And yes here comes this meatball nerd over here, he's definitely a meatball cause he's meatball

[tepid trail]

meatballs does ikea stuff

[vast meteor]

and Ikea does meatball stuff

[tepid trail]

yes

[vast meteor]

Yes

[tepid trail]

and i found this in my downloads lol

[vast meteor]

That's funny

[midnight sigil]

Wat

[vestal hamlet]

no chains for you

[midnight sigil]

[vestal hamlet]

[midnight sigil]

I always thought of that as buff @quiet spindle

[vast meteor]

[cursive wharf]

Jade

Omg

U cool

Over

There

[lucid tree]

Same

[foggy saddle]

Hu

Hi

[brittle nymph]

huhi to you too

[vestal hamlet]

That moment that you find an old game you really enjoyed playing on IA and can play it once again

Downloading it at a staggering 2MB/s

[burnt hare]

anybody play cod?

[nocturne merlin]

I think I'm banned from the emoji server

If I remember correctly, it was for being too woke heh

[wicked forum]

Isn't this just a scam chat 😭

Idk for sure

Daddy

?

?

[vestal hamlet]

what @wicked forum

[burnt hare]

what bro talking about

LOOOOL

[vestal hamlet]

no idea hence why i asked

[pearl solstice]

my lil sonyas

[sleek needle]

Evening

[green isle]

Morning

[brittle nymph]

the heck is a sonya

[nimble blade]

A singular of sonyas

[wild mantle]

How to create or use ?say command

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[wild mantle]

:error: I couldn't find a relevant support article for your question. Please try rephrasing it or manually navigate the support menu.

[south forge]

Entering into an exam hall shortly. Thank you all for wishing me

[burnt hare]

@vast meteor go to sleep.

[burnt hare]

You gone pass. I’m already knowing.

[vast meteor]

Yikes, that's too bad

[vast meteor]

I did, and did you?

Morning everyone btw

[green isle]

Good afternoon

[wheat glade]

Hey!

[vast meteor]

Hey Krom

[green isle]

Someone got fined

[lucid tree]

Do you think they’re gonna pay it

[green isle]

Yes

[teal tiger]

dieno, I don't need you

@sour oasis q

[fading surge]

Hello

[dawn copper]

Hey

[wild escarp]

[lucid tree]

Nice wave

[jagged cypress]

Ur nice

[ionic geode]

Hello

[vast meteor]

Helloo

[azure crag]

how can i make that everyone in my dc gets member role when they join

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[sleek needle]

Check out autoroles in #support

[brittle nymph]

hmmm speaking of, didn't discord implement something like this? 🤔

oh no wait, I was thinking of this

[vast meteor]

Heyy

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[mint ore]

@balmy flare

@sour oasis

[brittle nymph]

you're looking for a certain dyno?

[vestal hamlet]

i am looking for @sleek needle

[sleek needle]

Henlo

[vestal hamlet]

oh i found the canadian

[sleek needle]

I was just about to take a nap

[vestal hamlet]

it is snowing outside

[sleek needle]

Dang. Not snowing here

[vestal hamlet]

i am also installing ac:o rn

[sleek needle]

Nice

[vestal hamlet]

@rough ember need your advice

[rough ember]

follow your heart <3

oh right you dont have one

[vestal hamlet]

how does this look for a keyboard

[rough ember]

fine i guess

[vestal hamlet]

It's a 96%, but it has media controls on the side of it

And the screen is actually useful, can show notifications and system stats

[rough ember]

idk im more of 65% person when it comes to keyboards

[vestal hamlet]

the fuck

how

[rough ember]

more convenient to me lol

[vestal hamlet]

that is... awful

guess it fits your personality 🙂

[rough ember]

otherwise keyboards take too much space lol

[versed quartz]

Just get a bigger desk

[rough ember]

no

[vestal hamlet]

I usually only go with 100+%

[burnt hare]

I went to sleep at 4, worse decision.

[vast meteor]

Lol ik that feeling

Its not a good one and especially when you gotta do stuff during the day

[limpid bane]

100% is the right way to go

Personally I’m hearing bad things about Corsair and how they handle things, also personally I don’t like the white and black mix but if you like it you should get it!

[vestal hamlet]

I usually only go with corsair for like keyboards and mice

but i do have a logi mouse that isn't bad

[limpid bane]

Is it the one with all the buttons on it

G something

[vestal hamlet]

This one just has the normal buttons and two side ones

it's the G502 hero

[limpid bane]

Yup I have that exact one lol

[fervent tundra]

are ur dyno prefixs working?

[obsidian surge]

where can i find servers with priv links where are full blue hives?

[brittle nymph]

??
uhhh this isn't a roblox server

[vestal hamlet]

It is a server where @limpid bane resides though

[cursive wharf]

hi

[limpid bane]

You're right

[gentle musk]

Hi

[civic tide]

When is Dyno

[sleek needle]

yesterday

[burnt hare]

Frrr I got my hair done. My head was hurting all day.

[civic tide]

No english , Espanish ?

[burnt hare]

I speak German

Sorry bud

[brittle nymph]

heh, "espanish"

[civic tide]

No entiendo alguien que hable en español?

[brittle nymph]

google translate

[burnt hare]

D ad never evwcqcc to qcq cec

[civic tide]

Yes

“Tell Dyno that I want to talk to him when he comes online.”

[brittle nymph]

why? what is the problem?

[civic tide]

“Because he banned me unjustifiably from a well-known server called ‘La Casa de los Pibes’. He thought I was using a multi-account, but I’m not.”

[brittle nymph]

oh. uhhh take it over staff/support

[sour oasis]

Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.

[sleek needle]

Read @civic tide

[civic tide]

“I’ve already read it.”

[sleek needle]

Well, we can't help with bans from other servers

[civic tide]

“Thanks, I know what to do now. I appreciate your help. Anyway, I didn’t know that, I’m new to Discord.”

“Alright, I just thought Dyno had banned me, and that’s why I was going to ask it to unban me. Anyway, I won’t bother you anymore.”

[midnight sigil]

Hi

[uncut needle]

hi

[vast meteor]

I bet lol, I know exactly how that feels when I'm lacking sleep

[vestal hamlet]

@sleek needle

[cursive wharf]

@vast meteor

[vast meteor]

@cursive wharf

[vast meteor]

Ping

[vestal hamlet]

Ping Matthew!

I need him

[vast meteor]

You got it

@sleek needle ahem the Bucket requests your presence kind sir

[midnight sigil]

Lol

[cursive wharf]

Hru jade

@wild escarp

[vast meteor]

Doing alright and yourself?

[vestal hamlet]

@midnight sigil

[cursive wharf]

Great here thx u

[vast meteor]

No problemm

[midnight sigil]

@vestal hamlet

[vast meteor]

@midnight sigil

@vestal hamlet

[midnight sigil]

Hi

[vast meteor]

How are you?

[midnight sigil]

Good! You ?

[vast meteor]

Doing alright, got done typing a whole paragraph to someone lmao

[midnight sigil]

Glad to hear that

[vast meteor]

mhm

[vestal hamlet]

Hello pelicans!

[midnight sigil]

I'm not a pelican

[cursive wharf]

Oof change that 🤮

[vestal hamlet]

Yes you are

[vast meteor]

Change what

[midnight sigil]

🙁 #general message

[vestal hamlet]

You are both!

[vast meteor]

Pelican @vestal hamlet

[cursive wharf]

Got sick

[vast meteor]

Just now? dam

[midnight sigil]

Hm okay

[cursive wharf]

For 35 mins 🤮

[vast meteor]

Yikes

[cursive wharf]

Welcome to my tummy issues first one of the new yr

[vast meteor]

Lol

[cursive wharf]

Last yr was 98 times

[vast meteor]

Oh wow you kept track? Lmao

[cursive wharf]

yup

[fair apex]

Hi

[midnight sigil]

Hi!

[vast meteor]

Helloo

[undone torrent]

👍

[frank zephyr]

hi

.

[burnt lichen]

hi

[flint vale]

can someone check community support i need some support

[eager mulch]

good morning sir,wsuuup

[half grove]

[fiery hound]

How do we suggest a feature again?

[smoky pulsar]

@rugged robin

[dim bloom]

Is dyno down?

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[dim bloom]

#feature-requests

[wheat glade]

hi hi

[fiery hound]

Can't send msgs

[neon pendant]

read the channel description or pinned message

[fiery hound]

Where's that at?

[neon pendant]

in the #feature-requests channel

[dawn copper]

Hey

[tepid trail]

hi

[burnt hare]

Helllo

[burnt hare]

Helllo

[forest jasper]

Well this is new

[burnt hare]

Interesting

Dyno better than Carl bot really

[vast meteor]

Morning

[tepid trail]

hi

[vast meteor]

@tepid trail

[midnight sigil]

Pong!

[vast meteor]

[misty badge]

dyno down?

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[wild mantle]

Idk how to check id

Bro dyno is down or not ?

It's not working

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[slate hollow]

Dam

What happened to dyno

[plucky lantern]

we're taking a look

[fresh forum]

Back in my day Carl was the better option

Folk

[jolly sand]

dyno isn't responding, not sure why nothing says it's down

[sleek needle]

There seem to be some issues but devs have been notified.

[tawdry frigate]

Is the bot down?

[sleek needle]

Read message above yours

[green isle]

How do i do that

[dim bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/random-ig-gif-26507062

[glacial quail]

hiii

[fresh forum]

😭😭😭😭

[glacial quail]

anyone knows why dyno dont reponse? need help asap for my mod server

[sleek needle]

There are issues with some commands not working. Developers have been notified.

[glacial quail]

okay tysm

[agile dagger]

is dyno down?

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[trail condor]

is dyno up ?

[round surge]

no

[round surge]

yes

whos watched sentenced to be a hero

that anime fire

[unique nacelle]

Lmao we js noticed in a server when we tried to warn someone

[round surge]

yeahh 😔

[glacial quail]

omg same

[round surge]

all commands down

[glacial quail]

lol

[unique nacelle]

LMAOO

[round surge]

except the best one

?ping

[sour oasis]

Pong! 421ms

[round surge]

ping is still up dont worry

🙂

[unique nacelle]

Our lhm freaked out

[round surge]

😆

[unique nacelle]

I js went into dms and wrote the invite link and came to check it out

[round surge]

imagine a server using dyno as their moderation and someones causing chaos but they cant ban him

[round surge]

LMAO

[kind shale]

Yeah exactly, why not start off 2026 with an outage.

[unique nacelle]

There is way to ban without a dyno

[round surge]

yeahh true

but it just doesnt feel... satisfying

😆

[unique nacelle]

Real

[round surge]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-matthew-mcconaughey-crying-cry-emotional-gif-25242936

bruh

[unique nacelle]

Epic fail

[round surge]

😔

[kind shale]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[wintry bloom]

?ping

[sour oasis]

Pong! 171ms

[unique nacelle]

[primal spade]

for some reason, on a server i am in

[lofty socket]

Lame.

[primal spade]

dyno is completely unresponsive

to anything for the past 30 minutes

[unique nacelle]

He is down

[primal spade]

oh

[lofty socket]

[prisma fossil]

dyno cooked for everyone else?

[unique nacelle]

Yeah we couldn't warn anyone rn

[merry carbon]

same on my server

[sleek needle]

Feel free to follow #dyno-status for updates

[mental wharf]

Why is Dyno having so many downtimes those recent months

[unique nacelle]

Issues

[mental wharf]

Why is Dyno having so many issues those recent months

[sleek needle]

We haven’t been? Haven’t had a major outage in over two months.

[burnt void]

We

[unique nacelle]

Well hopefully Dyno gets back on soon cause we got here 3 people to warn

[burnt void]

Are

[steel bridge]

does the premium servers works?

[steel bridge]

i need to ban 😭

[round surge]

someone revive dyno the dinosaur

[round surge]

manually ban, click on his pfp and ban

[unique nacelle]

Read status rq

[round surge]

ahhhhh

[unique nacelle]

#dyno-status

[round surge]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

💀

[unique nacelle]

Epic gif fail

[round surge]

😡

grrr

[unique nacelle]

This u?

[round surge]

me when

yes

[unique nacelle]

This me

[round surge]

this me

.

WHAT

wtf is a masked link

[round surge]

😟

[round surge]

true

[unique nacelle]

Ur using fake nitro with uses links to make emoji

[round surge]

😔

u caught me

[unique nacelle]

It's easy to spot a vencorder

[round surge]

vencord is w

[round surge]

discord is l

[mental wharf]

Maybe it's me who started being more dependent to Dyno but I feel like it got worse compared to 2 or 3 years ago

[round surge]

😡

[unique nacelle]

Dayum u old gng u been here long

[last pollen]

is dyno down?

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[unique nacelle]

#dyno-status

[last pollen]

thx a lot

[frank heart]

How we looking gang

We back up?

[round surge]

Nah

[unique nacelle]

#dyno-status

[round surge]

😔

[last pollen]

mhm gl with that guys

[round surge]

#dyno-status

[unique nacelle]

#dyno-status

[round surge]

#dyno-status

[unique nacelle]

Ok let's stop mod might bake us otherwise

[round surge]

mods gonna kidnap our families if we continue with that

[unique nacelle]

Yes yes

I js realized I can't troll my friends w dyno anymore

[sour oasis]

👀

[steel bridge]

omg

[unique nacelle]

How tf

[round surge]

omg

omg!!

its sentient

its talking on its own!!!!

[unique nacelle]

Dyno

[round surge]

someone put it down!!!!!!!

[mental wharf]

Using in: dyno-status before: 2026-01-07 after: 2025-01-07 Service Outage vs in: dyno-status before: 2025-01-07 after: 2024-01-07 Service Outage we can see that Dyno had 10 service outages the last year vs 5 2 years ago, so yeah the double of downtimes

[round surge]

wtf

😟

bro gave a whole transcript 😭

[unique nacelle]

Fr

[sour oasis]

Did you know that @wild escarp gives great advice? Ask them for more info!

[round surge]

i respect the dedication

[wild escarp]

Ohno

[round surge]

@wild escarp when will dyno be fixed

[mental wharf]

And with in: dyno-status before: 2024-01-07 after: 2023-01-07 Service Outage: 4 outages 3 years ago

[unique nacelle]

Transcprit even more detailed than my college buds work sheets

[wild escarp]

Exactly 7 minutes

[round surge]

😭

[round surge]

W support

[unique nacelle]

.

[round surge]

ive started a 7 minute timer.

[round surge]

if its not done by then...

🙂

bad things will happen.

[round surge]

hehehe

[sleek needle]

Have fun with that one eco if it isn’t fixed in 7 mins

[vestal hamlet]

@mental wharf tbh, amount versus time to resolve them, plus counting the ones where discord decided to be the issue, last year actually wasn't that bad at all when it came to downtime.

[unique nacelle]

Angry ahh e kitten

[wild escarp]

If it's not fixed in 7 minutes then @vestal hamlet will gift everyone in the server Nitro

[round surge]

W gift

[vestal hamlet]

Oh hell no, thats all @rough ember

[unique nacelle]

GAHAH

[round surge]

😡

6 minutes left

[vestal hamlet]

I'll give free bans

[round surge]

fix it quick lads

[ornate idol]

this sounds like a positive

[round surge]

😟

[sleek needle]

Free bans are pretty neat

[vestal hamlet]

You wanna be next?

[wild escarp]

Free bans in this economy?

[unique nacelle]

U give my daughter's vibes so bad rn

[green isle]

Eco-nomy

Get it

[round surge]

maybe i am ur daughter

hi dad!

[ornate idol]

i cant give free bans cus dyno down

[sour oasis]

Is Dyno Down?

For real time status, please see

https://dyno.gg/status

For notable issues, please see

#dyno-status

If everything above checks out and you still need help, please see

#support

Thank you

[unique nacelle]

I already have enough with 3948393 kids

[sleek needle]

Don’t worry. Discord going public soon and will start charging us to be able to ban people.

[round surge]

thats not a whole lot!

[vestal hamlet]

Right

[mental wharf]

I do remember that since 2025 Dyno had at least 2 or 3 outages of multiple hours that afaik weren't on Discord's side, as other bots weren't down which compared to 2024 or 2023 is almost the amount of outages there have been those years. So yes, Dyno's uptime has gotten worse compared to before.

[unique nacelle]

Now I'm doing a research..

[wild escarp]

Before you can ban, you must watch a 30 second ad from Uber

[round surge]

whos gonna invest in discord once they go public

[unique nacelle]

The people who buy nitro

[vestal hamlet]

Considering I've been here since... 2017, the amount that the downtimes have lasted has been significantly lower. I remember several days worth of outages

[round surge]

[ornate idol]

i invest in anything big that gets released publicly, late

reddit was a nice lil wallet

[round surge]

wow

time to invest in discord and become millionare

[unique nacelle]

I'm hungry chat

[round surge]

or lose all ur money

[mental wharf]

Yes of course, but having hours-downtime is still way too much, for example the outages of the 24th September lasted almost a whole day and the one of the 3rd October lasted about 4 hours

[cedar blade]

[mental wharf]

A lot of things can happen in other Discord servers making moderators unable to sanction users during that time

[vestal hamlet]

This is also a free service generally, operating on a "as-is" system, so downtimes can and will happen depending on quite a lot of factors when it comes to a bot this big

[ornate idol]

uhh i think my buy avg for reddit is $53

[unique nacelle]

What's the most common reason why

[ornate idol]

just depends what its released at

[round surge]

interesting 🤔

[vestal hamlet]

There really isn't a "common" reason

[mental wharf]

Yes of course, but for example the outage of the 24th September also affected premium users.

[unique nacelle]

Ah but what mostly makes Dyno die

[vestal hamlet]

When you think of what Dyno does, there can be literally hundreds of reasons

[wild escarp]

Heck even services like cloudflare and YouTube occasionally go down for hours

[unique nacelle]

Or is it like over work

[ornate idol]

truth nuke, i appreciate dyno and i think alot of people take it for granted

[round surge]

and chaos ensues...

[unique nacelle]

How much do y'all pay Dyno as a salary

[vestal hamlet]

It's a bot

[ornate idol]

high five

[sleek needle]

Dyno gets 6 bananas per year

[round surge]

no its not. its family to me

[unique nacelle]

It does slavery here atp

[vestal hamlet]

Which, should be recovering rn

[unique nacelle]

Real

[wild escarp]

Is that based on an hourly rate or fixed salary?

[round surge]

🥹

[sleek needle]

Fixed

[unique nacelle]

.

[round surge]

?help

[unique nacelle]

I'ma test brb

[round surge]

yay

[ornate idol]

as it should

[round surge]

thanks a lot lads

[sleek needle]

I was responding to eco

[ornate idol]

i dont think they picked up on that

[sleek needle]

lol

[round surge]

what was the cause of this OUTAGE.

[unique nacelle]

WORKS

[round surge]

i must know

[sleek needle]

No idea

[ornate idol]

the hamster stopped running on the wheel

[round surge]

bruh

[unique nacelle]

He wanted to nap

[wild escarp]

Dave probably tripped over Dyno's server's power cord

[ornate idol]

haha!

[vestal hamlet]

We don't provide reasons for an outage of this small

[round surge]

dave u silly billy

idk who dave is

[green isle]

This is .003% of the entire year though, so all in all not that much

[late halo]

Coming for your toes!

[unique nacelle]

.

[round surge]

oh ur dave

[ornate idol]

😕

[wild escarp]

Dave knows who you are 👀

[round surge]

😡

[unique nacelle]

Wth

[round surge]

ill tickle his belly if he comes for my toes

[ornate idol]

ok imma go catch up on warns, see yall

[tight scaffold]

It’s back?

[ornate idol]

yed

[unique nacelle]

Yed

[round surge]

alrighty everythings working

took longer than 7 mins 😡

[sleek needle]

Blame eco

[round surge]

eco u

u scallywag

[vestal hamlet]

To give eco some credit, we did know what the cause was within minutes of the status going out 👀

[wild escarp]

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is inversely proportional to speed. It definitely took exactly 7 minutes. You must be moving too slow and are passing through time too quickly.

[round surge]

professional waffler

😆

[round surge]

W

[wild escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-fire-nuke-gif-7986246

[green isle]

I think it's nap time

[wild escarp]

I peered into the future to determine that

[vast meteor]

Helloo

[wild escarp]

Fancy seeing you here

[vast meteor]

Fancy seeing you here too

[zealous canopy]

Bot down?

[sour oasis]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[dim bloom]

wao

[dim bloom]

@vestal hamlet name of the sticker...

[vestal hamlet]

If you have any moderation complaints, you should use @late halo

[dim bloom]

._.

im too lazy

honesty was not the best policy for this guy 😭

[vestal hamlet]

Considering that is it's main purpose and that we heavily do not like people bringing moderation issues out in public, and that we'll moderate things as we deem fit, something to consider

[dim bloom]

yes

[rough ember]

jingle jingle

[vestal hamlet]

Hi soti

You need a new name

[dim bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/bola-amarilla-gif-1987018278379854066

[rough ember]

fr

[dim bloom]

name yourself tyrant of the ducks

[vestal hamlet]

There we go

[rough ember]

who tf is zeke dunbar

[dim bloom]

name him Donald Duck

[vestal hamlet]

You are a sidekick who tried to go rogue and almost murdered a whole town

[dim bloom]

how do i make my discord ui smaller again?

[rough ember]

make the window smaller prob?

[vestal hamlet]

I finally figured out how to play one of my favorite games, but I need to fix it up still in order to play it better lol

[rough ember]

boring name ngl, you can do better

[vestal hamlet]

Did you even look him up?

[rough ember]

ya

my point stands

[vestal hamlet]

Fine

[rough ember]

oh

yknow what

arguably better i suppose?

certainly less boring at least

[vestal hamlet]

This is now you

@rough ember

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[rough ember]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[vestal hamlet]

That can also be you if you want

[unique nacelle]

im sure i sent it few times and no one complained..

[round surge]

great now disboard is down

😡

.

[vast meteor]

Well this isn't disboard, this is dyno support server

[round surge]

u are... sherlock

queen

[vast meteor]

Attitude problem?

[round surge]

i have to say

[vast meteor]

I have to say

[round surge]

u are the most smartest person

[vast meteor]

U are the most smartest person

[round surge]

i have ever met 🥹

[round surge]

no u

genuinely.

u are so smart.

[vast meteor]

Gotta love sarcasm

[round surge]

nooooooooo

im not being sarcastic!

its the truth

[vast meteor]

Sounds like you are

[round surge]

no!

you!

[vast meteor]

Lmfao I don't buy it but alright

[round surge]

ur iq needs to be studied.

[vast meteor]

Your eyes need to be checked

[round surge]

ur just too smart for us

[vast meteor]

I don't know, you don't seem like a pixel

[round surge]

😔 its a long story

[vast meteor]

Crazy work

[round surge]

innit

[vast meteor]

Yep

[vast meteor]

Not really

[round surge]

yes really

wow so humble

even smarter!

[proud blaze]

🤣

[vast meteor]

Why are you being so sarcastic?

[proud blaze]

What is this alien on?

[vast meteor]

Hey baby

[vast meteor]

Pot

[proud blaze]

Hey babe

[round surge]

im not!!!!!!

[proud blaze]

Heroine it seems

[vast meteor]

I don't know man, I sense sarcasm

[vast meteor]

I wouldn't be surprised honey

[proud blaze]

Spamming?

[vast meteor]

Probably or caps

[proud blaze]

Dude needs a attitude check

[vast meteor]

Oh they got muted

[proud blaze]

😂

[vast meteor]

Welp funs over

[proud blaze]

Muted and can't say nun

Read this boi

😂 😂

[vast meteor]

Well its temporary honey

[vast meteor]

Bio?

Oh nvm

[proud blaze]

still love you

[vast meteor]

Right back at you honey

[cursive wharf]

@proud blaze @vast meteor

[proud blaze]

Hello

[vast meteor]

[vast meteor]

[midnight sigil]

[vast meteor]

[midnight sigil]

Hi Jade

How are you

[vast meteor]

Good and yourself

[midnight sigil]

Good

[vast meteor]

Glad to hear

[cursive wharf]

@proud blaze @vast meteor hru

[vast meteor]

Doing alright and yourself?

[cursive wharf]

i feel fat am but great

[vast meteor]

Oh okay, what did you have?

[lucid tree]

Not enough bananas probably

[wild escarp]

How many is enough?

[vast meteor]

I have bananas! I've been eating them more often

[vast meteor]

More than 1 ecos per week

[wild escarp]

That's too many

[weak cairn]

BRO

[wild escarp]

!

[weak cairn]

it dont let me add dyno to my server

i press authorize and all and then it refreshes

[wild escarp]

Oh dear. I'm sure the folks over in #support or #community-support can help sort that out for you

[tribal agate]

my dyno bot is saying "this interaction failed" when clicking on verify button

[cursive wharf]

@wild escarp @vast meteor @near grail i am rounding u 3 up

[wild escarp]

What number are we rounded up to?

[cursive wharf]

like as arresting ll

[wild escarp]

You'll never catch us

[near grail]

GG

[cursive wharf]

hru

[visual badger]

Hi, i want o know how to appeal a ban do it for Dyno?

[glacial quail]

is dyno up?

[graceful rain]

guys tell me a random word

[south falcon]

@sleek needle I need to ask you something else

Just a questions

[brittle nymph]

just ask him bro
imagine if he responded while you're offline

[limpid bane]

https://dontasktoask.com

[sleek needle]

HUH?

[lucid tree]

Heck yeah

By themselves or in yogurt or a smoothie or what?

[weary bough]

Please upvote my feature request, I really need it 😭

[stiff mural]

I blend bananas into a banana smoothie then put them on a banana cut in half to make a banana sandwich.

Serve them with a side of banana slice chips for the ultimate banana experience.

[sleek needle]

You jinxed it

[vast meteor]

In a bowl of cereal, its really good in my opinion

[lucid tree]

Heck yeah

[vast meteor]

Indeed

[still sparrow]

Good morning everyone

[vast meteor]

Hi

[sleek needle]

What?

Oh on the website. Pretty sure those are tailored

[void badger]

I received about 49 ads about medieval times today😭

[nova orchid]

Hey I need help

How to like be afk without having the [AFK] on your name

[weary bough]

Yo

how do I make it so when someone joins they get auto roled unverified and then react for verified role taking away unverified

[ornate idol]

.?afk

[fluid ermine]

you can create a custom command for that

[ornate idol]

oh is afk not a base command?

[fluid ermine]

it is but i thought you want to remove the "[AFK]" after turning afk

in that case something like this could be used

{!afk $1+}
{!setick {user} {user.username}}```

[short escarp]

likely scammer if a mod wants to look into it, sent a friend request and immediately called, i rarely chat here so cant think of any other scenario

interesting conversation

[vast meteor]

Morning

[green isle]

@short escarp if you want to report someone you can dm @late halo

[exotic turtle]

good morning

[rugged elbow]

hi

[burnt hare]

Morning

Morning to you

Morning to you too

Morning to you also

[vast meteor]

Hi

[nimble egret]

What's with getting flags for behavior 2645 days ago lok

[green isle]

What

[nimble egret]

I ask dor appeal and they go away and then mor3 come, between 500 and up to 2000 dags

[sleek needle]

@nimble egret That is not the type of topic we want to talk about here

[nimble egret]

You cabt hide fhe truth

Oh

Ok

3million tho, sheesh

[sleek needle]

Quit with these type of topics

[tropic cipher]

hello

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[sleek needle]

Morning

[ember condor]

Hi

[warped trail]

ALL

Dyno give my ownership somone of my members

Someone help

[tepid trail]

thats not possible

only the owner can transfer the ownership

maybe someone got your owner role by using the ?role command but thats not the same thing

[warped trail]

I cant send photo here

I have photo as proof

HOW here make ticket

Who can help me here?

[tepid trail]

As I said, your staff members may have used Dyno to give themselves your owner role. But Dyno cant transfer the ownership itself. So check your logs to see who ran the ?role command

[warped trail]

May i Dm you?

[tepid trail]

Support tickets can be created in #support

[warped trail]

Ok ty.

[tepid trail]

or #community-support

[ornate idol]

oooo that support bot fancy

[tepid trail]

ikr!

[sleek needle]

Lots of hard work put into that

[ornate idol]

way cooler than the one i use, how good is it under load

[sleek needle]

Kudos to those who made it

Idk. We only use it for this server.

[ornate idol]

thats p cool, we have about 16k tickets in the past 6 months since our support was remade, looking to transfer bots though

[vast meteor]

Hi everyone