general

[green isle]

Are you ok

[sterile vale]

Yes

I am well

[green isle]

Are you entirely sure

[sterile vale]

Yes

[green isle]

Then could you please stop the walls of text

Thanks

[sterile vale]

Yes, as long as each unique 🧱 is seen as a new dimension.

Wall

🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱

🦆you mother 🦆🪺

[quiet spindle]

@green isle what should I have for lunch

[green isle]

A bowl of shredded mozzarella

[quiet spindle]

you know what

doesn't sound that bad

[static sapphire]

What happened?

[rain mesa]

Hi

[rare radish]

hi

i need a staff!

i have big problem

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[fervent heath]

Nah bro make a chicken quesadilla

Or melt the cheese onto the quesadilla and have no chicken

[worldly stratus]

Dyno is down?

[worn river]

what happened to the dyno website? Like i was trying to open up but it kept saying error code 500

[worn river]

i was thinking the same thing

[burnt kite]

Apparently yes

[fathom mountain]

Same

[mental plover]

Definitely gotta be down

[unreal wigeon]

😭

[junior igloo]

I'm new here.. thats why I came here!

[worn river]

They gotta fix it cause everyone says so

[unreal wigeon]

when the staff isnt respond

[worn river]

Real 💔

[lunar sand]

Dyno broken?

/commands isint working

[vague maple]

is the website down

[mental plover]

Yes it’s down

[elfin widget]

i think so

[mental plover]

They’re investigating

[flint vale]

ts not working lol

ah ok saw now

[torpid peak]

erm

the website is down

what happened

[cedar edge]

#dyno-status lol

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status

[lyric fiber]

Ah ofc.

[humble cypress]

Bot aint responding to me

[torpid peak]

ook

[lyric fiber]

#dyno-status

[torpid peak]

ty

[humble cypress]

Yep I just saw

[torpid peak]

i need to fix my welcome message

[unreal wigeon]

@torpid peak You can use carlbot in the mean time even tho dyno is better.

[torpid peak]

hell no

[dark ocean]

what happend with site?

[torpid peak]

carlbot is so dog

[elder fjord]

Please check out #dyno-status, thank you.

[dark ocean]

ok ty

[tight lynx]

Wsg peeps

[torpid peak]

can you fix please

[tight lynx]

I don't thing infinity affiliates with fixing dyno

[torpid peak]

alrighty

[lyric fiber]

Wait for the Developers to fix it.

Staffs just work for the Server not the bot.

[tight lynx]

Ya he's a Moderator not a dev lol

[elder fjord]

That's right. I cannot fix the issue nor do I have the skillset to lol

[lyric fiber]

Lmfao

[unreal wigeon]

i wish i could code dc bots ngl

[tight lynx]

Lol

[lyric fiber]

I mean i do know how to code dc bots

[unreal wigeon]

sounds intersting

[lyric fiber]

so

[unreal wigeon]

apply to fix dyno lol

[lucid dew]

we just chillin then

[lyric fiber]

LMAO

If i worked as Developer as dyno i would fix the problem where you can give yourself higher roles than you with dyno even if you're a low rank

[unreal wigeon]

Devs - "Idk how to fix dyno", you "oh u missed one line of code "

[lyric fiber]

God that's annoying

[tight lynx]

Fr

[lucid dew]

thats funny

[lapis island]

Hmm

[lyric fiber]

LMFAO

[tight lynx]

Nah bruh they say they don't know how to fix dyno but they the ones who helped make dyno😭

[lyric fiber]

I'm betting 100 that they're gonna fix it in 20-25 mins

[cedar edge]

hopefully lol i got a fat server that needs dyno

[unreal wigeon]

trust yall, they are just worrying abt their paid customers rn

[lyric fiber]

Go DMs rq

[flint vale]

²

[lyric fiber]

BRO

THEY MADE 700K FROM PEOPLE BUYING DYNO PREMIUM

GAWD DAMN

[unreal wigeon]

nah bro go into #commands the premium bot is working

[tight lynx]

Jeez

[cedar edge]

700k is wild

[lyric fiber]

..

[unreal wigeon]

could be better ngl

[lyric fiber]

premium bot works but not the normal bot.

[quiet spindle]

um

[south wigeon]

is DYNO DOWN??

[lyric fiber]

GET OU-

[lyric fiber]

#dyno-status

[quiet spindle]

none of what anyone is saying is true

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status

[tight lynx]

Am almost to the next role >:3

[quiet spindle]

apart from the fact that Dyno dashboard isn't working

[south wigeon]

bruv

it is down

[unreal wigeon]

Actually it is. because if you go into the commands then do ?ping it works with premium bot.

[lyric fiber]

Dyno Dashboard goes down every one week fr

[quaint compass]

Guys how do I put dyno bot in my server for welcoming only in one channel

[quiet spindle]

that's.. because we have premium

[unreal wigeon]

so ur saying you focus on the premium? and not the general bot?

[tight lynx]

#community-support

[quiet spindle]

the premium bot is responding to ? prefix because it is supposed to. the free bot isn't supposed to respond

I checked earlier

[lyric fiber]

bro can check.

[unreal wigeon]

ok that still doesnt answer the question.

[unreal wigeon]

.

[modern minnow]

hey so maybe have a working bot?

[edgy linden]

wait does the premium bot work with mod commands

[modern minnow]

that actually does what it's supposed to... Without not working..

[lyric fiber]

yh

[edgy linden]

hm

[unreal wigeon]

erm hmmmmmm I might be slow

[modern minnow]

Why

[unreal wigeon]

idk

[terse mango]

Ello.

[unreal wigeon]

do u reply

[terse mango]

Yes.

[unreal wigeon]

Donut

[quiet spindle]

also just to mention one of my bank's online account services goes down more often than Dyno does

[lyric fiber]

I HAVE 129 MUTUAL SERVERS WITH DYNO

JESUS CHRIST BRO

[unreal wigeon]

I only have 7

[terse mango]

Indeed.

[cedar edge]

you need a new bank

[south wigeon]

i have 11

[unreal wigeon]

thats wild, but still

[quiet spindle]

that's not my main bank

[unreal wigeon]

Whats ur favorite donut

[south wigeon]

who is the owner of dyno?

[terse mango]

Bsian, how bout you cut that bank.

[quiet spindle]

I only use it to add physical cash then transfer to my main account

or savings

[terse mango]

Plain sugar.

[unreal wigeon]

Nooblance, is the dc owner

[idle root]

Guys is dyno down or its just an bug in my server

[unreal wigeon]

so just nothing else?

[south wigeon]

👍

[lyric fiber]

#dyno-status

[quiet spindle]

it's also the oldest bank account i have so closing it hurts my credit score

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status for the thousandth time

[pliant swan]

Bot down 💔

[unreal wigeon]

bro

thought u were asking

[lyric fiber]

Status: "investigating"

[unreal wigeon]

mb

[south wigeon]

can i ping em' or na

[lyric fiber]

Yeah "investigating"

[oak rock]

Why is it out again?

[lyric fiber]

THE DEV AINT EVEN IN THE CODING APP BRODIE

[cedar edge]

woof yeah get that

[unreal wigeon]

go ahead, Actually idk if u can

[oak rock]

Now i cant see the server logs

[terse mango]

Mhm, I am oversensitive to sweetness past that (a sensory issue).

[south wigeon]

ama risk my life

[unreal wigeon]

could have status disabled

[idle root]

sorry i just joined

[lyric fiber]

eh true

[unreal wigeon]

fair

[unreal wigeon]

your fine

[lyric fiber]

Did bro read the rules once

At least

[unreal wigeon]

I have it disabled bc creeps

lmao

I gave him the owners name

[south wigeon]

they told me yes i can ping him

[oak rock]

Bro, it was literally out seven days ago and then it went down again

[unreal wigeon]

I didnt

[lyric fiber]

ik

[unreal wigeon]

I said u prob shouldnt

[south wigeon]

you did😭

[south wigeon]

.

[ivory gazelle]

Why does dyno go down every other day 😭

[unreal wigeon]

I said go ahead, actually idk if u can. BUT if u read the rules yk

[opal shard]

eh, bots and architecture breaks at this level, it happens. I code bots at a lower lever, I've seen a lot

[south wigeon]

idek

[lucid dew]

whyu is bro complaining about hte bot being down and 3 majoir servers in disarray- when its his fault for using only one bot?

[unreal wigeon]

staff stopped responding to us 😭

[opal shard]

lol

[lucid dew]

omg fail safe wheres the fail safe - doesn't use a backup bot.

[unreal wigeon]

I use min 8 bots

[lucid dew]

I have 3 servers and all of mine are fine becuase I have other bots to do Dyno's job in case

[lucid dew]

ikr

[cedar edge]

real

[fervent heath]

My cat is cuddly

[spare jetty]

Why does dyno go down so much

[opal shard]

that's how it should be

[lucid dew]

mimu lowk is underrated bro i can't use /afk so i put in a command for .afk and we're done

[fervent heath]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cute-kitty-sleepy-kitten-sleepy-kitty-sleepytime-gif-15922126068799997734

[devout mulch]

hi hi

[unreal wigeon]

The one things I hate abt some people tho, is they have like 20 bots for no reason

[lyric fiber]

now it got worse

[unreal wigeon]

?

[lyric fiber]

We might be cooked chat

[opal shard]

it's one of the biggest bots with a huge architecture. Failures are bound to happen from time to time

[lyric fiber]

#dyno-status

[devout mulch]

ye i saw

thats why i came here

[lucid dew]

wdym we cooked

[unreal wigeon]

Welp

Atleast I got backups

[lucid dew]

the / commands broke like an hour ago lmao

[lyric fiber]

we just MIGHT be cooked

[opal shard]

ah, #dyno-status changed to full outage, saw that coming

[lucid dew]

naw

carl was down

and thye came back up

devs know how to fix it

[cedar edge]

my modmail going wild with unmute requests bc dyno can't execute LOL

[lucid dew]

cant rlly complain about it

[opal shard]

I'm gonna go check if any fires broke out in the server heh

[quiet spindle]

we don't operate carl

[lucid dew]

ik u dont..

[devout mulch]

happens

[lucid dew]

i didnt say u did

[unreal wigeon]

We know u dont, but what good alternative do we have besides carl

[cedar edge]

well with almost 4 million ppl you can't please them all

[lucid dew]

mimu

[quiet spindle]

hire a bunch of interns

[opal shard]

don't you use buildin timeouts instead of a muted role? then unmutes are handled by discord and not by dyno

[lucid dew]

😭😭😭

humans instead of bots lmao

works icl

[devout mulch]

sometimes i can't even please myself lmao (jk)

[unreal wigeon]

Imma pay them $0.01 per hour

[lucid dew]

OOP

[cedar edge]

we use sapphire and a few others as back ups, we have logging purposes so we can go back and enter it via dyno.

[lucid dew]

Yk its kinda crazy to see ppl going and asking why cant i use it

[opal shard]

fair, same

[cedar edge]

[fervent heath]

@flint vale Bro my cat wont get off of me lmao

[lucid dew]

like theres a whole dyno status

[quiet spindle]

no, that'd be breaking minimum wage laws. don't pay them, so then technically it's voluntary work

[idle root]

My friend is an youtuber and fact his server depends on dyno is crazy since dyno is now down he might be cooked

[unreal wigeon]

What bot actually has the best logging tho?

[lucid dew]

logging?

[unreal wigeon]

ah better

[lyric fiber]

R.I.P your friend

[fervent heath]

No no no

[unreal wigeon]

Like best bot logging to store all things that happen

[fervent heath]

Make them "interns"

[lucid dew]

ah

[devout mulch]

@lunar sorrel hello interessante

[fervent heath]

Give them "Work experience"

[idle root]

ong

[lyric fiber]

let jp cook fr

[unreal wigeon]

@quiet spindle your gonna become my intern until dyno comes back up

[cedar edge]

yes this

[grizzled glade]

This one with turtle

[fervent heath]

I like turtles

[cedar edge]

we have logging so we can see what previous actions were taken with users, why, etc.

[unreal wigeon]

turtules are amazing nlg

[opal shard]

are all dyno devs and admins volunteers? ignore if you can't / don't want to answer /genq

[idle root]

Well dyno have a lot of things so it might be an bigger problem for them

[fervent heath]

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-lightsabers-turtles-the-force-is-strong-with-this-one-star-wars-gif-13154346

[lyric fiber]

carl-bot's logging is bad ash dawg..

[fervent heath]

Good griefs is the best turtle though

[lucid dew]

maybe then we cooked

[unreal wigeon]

bro ive seen ppl use arcane logging... it is delayed on free version

[grizzled glade]

Why?

[terse mango]

Everyone except devs are volunteers here.

[grizzled glade]

It logs everything what is needed

[lyric fiber]

it's delayed by 10 secs

[idle root]

ye we are cooked

[lyric fiber]

imagine ur getting raided and it logs everything in 10 secs

hell naw

[opal shard]

gotcha, props to all devs and admins 💪

[grizzled glade]

That's may be a problem

[lucid dew]

ion know how raids even work icl

[cedar edge]

just increased traffic/spam/dms lol

[lucid dew]

they just spam ur server?

[lyric fiber]

yh

[opal shard]

they're either organized trolling groups or bot nets that join and spam servers

[lucid dew]

oh

[lyric fiber]

delete the channels roles ban the members sometimes

spam everyone ping in the channel

and yh

[lucid dew]

how if they dont have perms?

[devout mulch]

yo guys, i saw in rules that there is support for non-english, is there a way to reach portuguese chat (if there exists)?

[grizzled glade]

How bout these build in anti raid discord features?

[lucid dew]

u use the chat

[opal shard]

#support-non-english

[lucid dew]

and ask in portugese

[cedar edge]

yeah your discord should lock down anytime a raid happens

[opal shard]

lmao they're cute

[devout mulch]

no i say a chat like this one

[cedar edge]

it constantly happens to mine just due to how many people are in it 😭

[devout mulch]

ahh

ok

[lucid dew]

no?

this isnt the support cha

[grizzled glade]

I have never used them so I don't even know it they work

[lucid dew]

go to the support chat then

[eager mauve]

dyno wont let me log in with discord it says somethings wrong?

[merry path]

guys if dyno is dead do react to verify also stop working?

[quiet spindle]

please see #dyno-status

[lucid dew]

i like the security measures

[devout mulch]

ye i know, i am talking about a general chat where we can speak our native, without being support one
tbh this is not that urgent

[lucid dew]

locking dms is cute

[lucid dew]

no becasuse its an english chat

[lyric fiber]

bro Service Outages is the worst thing you can have in a bot

[lucid dew]

go to a portuges server?

[eager mauve]

WORD

[cedar edge]

it just gives you the option to stop invites/lock down, etc

[lyric fiber]

Only bot coders know why

like fr dawg

[devout mulch]

k thanks ^^
just asking tho xd

[lucid dew]

ur asking common sense icl

[unreal wigeon]

i wonder if staff would perfer to just have full premium bot or keep free👀

[lunar sorrel]

[quiet spindle]

huh

wdym

[unreal wigeon]

like if u had to pick between keeping paid, and free would you keep only paid or would u keep both

[lyric fiber]

Tbh Baird created the @late halo bot so i'll safely say he has access to premium dyno easily-

[mental bear]

Dyno down🥸?

[grizzled glade]

I used to have dyno premium and outgages happen same often

[elder fjord]

Please see #dyno-status, thank you.

[unreal wigeon]

Honestly premium isnt rlly that needed.

[lyric fiber]

Infinity stalking the chat for any warnings frfr

[mental bear]

Tysm

[quiet spindle]

most staff don't have a genuine need for premium features

[frank carbon]

Aah man, not again

[lyric fiber]

yea this bro joined in 2022

[quiet spindle]

generally use premium to test stuff

[frank carbon]

I was trying to accept an appeal 😭😂

[lyric fiber]

bro yall know that dyno been existing in discord for 5-6 years already

[terse mango]

Oh Infinity is here.

[lyric fiber]

Loyal ahh bot fr

[elder fjord]

Hi Doni

How's it going

[unreal wigeon]

I was abt to finish setting up my new dc server, and then dyno went down lol

welp carlbot time

[lyric fiber]

what the..

hollup

@quiet spindle joined in 2018

[fluid ermine]

I just don't understand it, even now that everyone is affected the status message is not published. What the hell has to happen for this one click to be made?

[frank carbon]

@quiet spindle Any ETA for the fix? Or you don’t know either?

[unreal wigeon]

No theirs no ETA

[lyric fiber]

how is ma bro still senior support and not council..

hell naw..

[quiet spindle]

any updates will be sent in #dyno-status once we have them

[unreal wigeon]

it is published.

[frank carbon]

👍🏻

[terse mango]

Am doing so good. Gonna get a new phone in a few days.

[cosmic topaz]

😭

[fluid ermine]

i don't see it in my dyno status channel

[lyric fiber]

Bro fixing dashboards is the MOST annoying thing

[quiet spindle]

it isn't published

[frank carbon]

🤷‍♂️

[unreal wigeon]

its there.

[elder fjord]

That's great, just an upgrade or did something break?

[terse mango]

Discord had delays on that, they do it a few servers at a time.

[lyric fiber]

you have to refresh the token of the site fully and if that don't work you have to have a copy of the site so you can redo it and connect the bot with the site again it's annoying ash

[lyric fiber]

LIKE BRODESVGHSJMDNVFATSYHJ'

[frank carbon]

I see

[runic sequoia]

none of the commands or logs working 😭

[unreal wigeon]

its there.

[fluid ermine]

last message was last year

[frank carbon]

#dyno-status

[thorn pewter]

DYNO COMeON

[frank carbon]

You don’t have it?

[fluid ermine]

you guys don't understand what i mean

[unreal wigeon]

its not updating for him

[terse mango]

Kinda both actually........ My screen has cracks, and my power button intermittently doesnt work. And I just need something that will last years.

[unreal wigeon]

them*

[halcyon verge]

we need dyno 💔

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status

[halcyon verge]

yes…

[frank carbon]

Weird

[unreal wigeon]

prob internet problems or smth

[frank carbon]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[fluid ermine]

i mean they didn't click the button to forward the message to all servers following the Dyno status channel

[scarlet elk]

dyno not working

[crimson wadi]

What happened to Dyno

[quiet spindle]

I didn't publish the message until about 20secs ago

[hard adder]

How long does it take to review an appeal?

[crimson wadi]

The only reason I joined

[quiet spindle]

it'll be sent to subscribed servers eventually

[crimson wadi]

It doesn't work in my server no more

[unreal wigeon]

Just check this status channel.

[crimson wadi]

#dyno-status message oh no

[thorn pewter]

I hope dyno never comeback

[unreal wigeon]

damn

thats a wild statment

[halcyon verge]

dont 🙁

[unreal wigeon]

Maybe if we ping dyno enough itll come back

ik it wont

[halcyon verge]

oh!

[unreal wigeon]

uhm

[crimson wadi]

so what lmao, what you gonna hate someone for supporting lgtbq or stuff

[pearl raft]

How to get banned in 10 seconds starring zuki

[nocturne crystal]

imo

[sinful imp]

Guys ?

[unreal wigeon]

lmao

it got deleted

[halcyon verge]

LOL

[thorn pewter]

Someone deleted it

[crimson wadi]

Woah lol

[thorn pewter]

Lol

[sinful imp]

Do you know why Dyno is not workign(

[unreal wigeon]

zuki failed 💀

[sinful imp]

?*

[terse mango]

#dyno-status

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status

[sinful imp]

Ty

[nocturne crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/mclaren-gif-25874013

[thorn pewter]

So you support them?

[unreal wigeon]

their vibing bro

[nocturne crystal]

yuhhh

[crimson wadi]

nah and what if I did

[grizzled shore]

I can't add the bot to my server why?

[pearl raft]

Yeah and so does 98% of the world

[quiet spindle]

in other news

[crimson wadi]

#dyno-status

[quiet spindle]

look at this pizza I had yesterday

[unreal wigeon]

yo share?

[cold shore]

yo did this bot die

[terse mango]

Those monkeys are def having fun.

[unreal wigeon]

Aw why is it yesterday!

[nocturne crystal]

ikr

[cold shore]

hes not working for me

[unreal wigeon]

#dyno-status

i like how ppl dont read before saying anything.

[crimson wadi]

ts u?

[terse mango]

I wouldve spawned to eat that if it had onion.

[elder fjord]

Ben, let's move on thank you.

[frank aurora]

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN!

its over.

[pearl raft]

It sounds like you're just going to have to spam that message 😂

[terse mango]

What....

[crimson wadi]

ok

[unreal wigeon]

holy zuki is diffrent

[frank aurora]

i cant purge my channels without dyno

[deep imp]

Is dyno down?

[quiet spindle]

someone said spam

[frank aurora]

all these other bots SUCK

[elder fjord]

Please see #dyno-status, thank you.

[errant violet]

what's wrong wit the bot

[deep imp]

Alr👍

[unreal wigeon]

HE got banned lmaooooo

[pearl raft]

LMAO

[unreal wigeon]

W ban staff members 🙂

[terse mango]

Woah, do you have that in copy-paste.... That was fast....

[frank aurora]

someone spilled their breakfast on the servers

[quiet spindle]

you say that.. it's happened before

[unreal wigeon]

huh?

[elder fjord]

You know I would like not to but yes

[frank aurora]

so

nice day huh guys

[deep imp]

Owie

[unreal wigeon]

imma use ur copy and paste just saying

[frank aurora]

yall have a good day now

[crimson wadi]

is there a time estate on when dyno is coming back

[terse mango]

Are you just Bucket's second persona at this point?

[errant violet]

[elder fjord]

No ETA, sorry

[frank aurora]

i dont think dyno owns a house

[unreal wigeon]

dyno could buy a house

[quiet spindle]

everyone knows I'm the biggest staff troll

[pearl raft]

I don't blame anybody he was being very very disrespectful and would be bad and just about every other server as well🤷

[terse mango]

I bet you have a text file on your desktop where you keep that.

[pearl raft]

Banned

[elder fjord]

I don't actually

[unreal wigeon]

eh fair

[frank aurora]

i also dont think dyno has assets to warrant an estate

[terse mango]

What ya mean by "everyone"? What scale everyone?

[mighty agate]

any news on what's happening with dyno rn?

[rugged glade]

wtf why r all discord bots DOWN?
Dyno
Mee6
Custom commands

[unreal wigeon]

bro could some tbh

[frank aurora]

yeah i dont know you

[rugged glade]

wtf..

[deep imp]

So i typed in a warn with dyno, when dyno is on will the warn be sent or do i need to type it again?

[rugged glade]

At the same time

[unreal wigeon]

dc bots aint down

[crimson wadi]

uh oh

[quiet spindle]

there's a bot called custom commands?

that's wild

[rugged glade]

They are, mee6 is down and so is another not called custom commands

[frank aurora]

its a coordinated attack by the lizard people to destroy the internet, obviously..

[crimson wadi]

I can't go without a second without dyno🙏

[pearl raft]

Yeah right is that even a thing 🤔

[frank aurora]

me neither im going insan

[unreal wigeon]

carlbots still up!

[rugged glade]

ye you basically make your own custom commands it does everything dyno and other bots can’t, basically insnane

[frank aurora]

of all things

[rugged glade]

@pearl raft

[quiet spindle]

ngl

[deep imp]

.

[quiet spindle]

that just sounds like developing your own bot

[terse mango]

I actually tried to use it at one point, but couldnt figure it out.

[unreal wigeon]

Mee6 is still up

[rugged glade]

Yes

[fluid ermine]

@rancid wagon

[frank aurora]

i hate how mee6 has a face

smug bastard

[unreal wigeon]

U should develop your own version of dyno

[halcyon verge]

does anyone know if when the bot is back up, all the commands done whilst it’s down will be done at the same time? 🙏

[rugged glade]

YEP

insane

[quiet spindle]

I'm not in any servers with that bot attrito

[unreal wigeon]

CAN we talk about how mee6 has that little red ping on him?

[frank aurora]

yeah

[unreal wigeon]

its annoying

[frank aurora]

pick me bot is crazyyy...

[unreal wigeon]

Oh nvm its gone now

[frank aurora]

notice how no ones commenting on it

[nocturne crystal]

never heard of this bot lol

[frank aurora]

you guys have good lawyers

[unreal wigeon]

same ngl

[stark vector]

bot down?

[elder fjord]

Please see #dyno-status, thank you.

[pearl raft]

No we all try to gather here I'm sorry I'll be quiet

[unreal wigeon]

U BEAT ME

NO

[unreal wigeon]

Will I get in trouble if I ping dyno every 5 minutes?

[stark vector]

appreciate it

[halcyon verge]

try and see what happens x

[elder fjord]

It would be preferred if you wouldn't, it's spammy

[unreal wigeon]

I no no wanna try and see what happens

[polar horizon]

Website down?

[unreal wigeon]

aw

[elder fjord]

There's also no point in doing that?

[nocturne crystal]

#dyno-status

[unreal wigeon]

Please see #dyno-status , thank you.

[crimson wadi]

I can't go 1 second without dyno🙏

[unreal wigeon]

Actually its like the defibulator bringing him back

[acoustic cradle]

hi

[crimson wadi]

is there mod apps

[nocturne crystal]

wsp lad

[terse mango]

Faaaaalse news.

[elder fjord]

Nope, staff members are handpicked here. On occausions, we'll have staff applications but they are not as common

[quiet spindle]

need to get my charger soon

[unreal wigeon]

Nuh huh

[graceful birch]

dyno down?

[flint vale]

Dyno dead ?

[crimson wadi]

handpicked you say? hm ok, so what's the requirements to be handpicked, former/current moderation experience?

[flint vale]

Bot dead ?

[terse mango]

I might show you my current one at some point. I fear it will explode at some point.

[flint vale]

Dyno……

[plush osprey]

Why does dyno website dont work?

[crimson wadi]

#dyno-status

[devout mulch]

#dyno-status

[deep imp]

Be a good person and just be chill and active

[deep imp]

We know

[slender radish]

when will it go back up

[flint vale]

Why dyno didn’t work ?

[plush osprey]

Oh, ok

[flint vale]

Hello everyone! i ran into a problem.. the dyno bot website doesn't load for me..?? [Something went wrong. If the problem persists, please try again in a few minutes or contact support.]

[terse mango]

Whenever devs fix it.

[crimson wadi]

#dyno-status

[quiet spindle]

they were responding to the person asking why the dashboard doesn't work

[deep imp]

Uga waka uga uga

[flint vale]

Oku

[slender radish]

does this happen often?

[soft geyser]

hey hey

[deep imp]

Oh

[terse mango]

There is an issue #dyno-status .

[soft geyser]

looks like I’m in time for the party

[quiet spindle]

but also

[soft geyser]

I blame bsian tbh

[quiet spindle]

just send them to the channel

[deep imp]

🐟

[flint vale]

ohh okei

[quiet spindle]

make the people aware of that channel and the purpose it's there for

[pearl raft]

Yeah I'm not having fun at this party 😭🤣

[terse mango]

Widespread issues are not unusually common at all.

[soft geyser]

Why not, it’s a great party

[deep imp]

Dyno server's in chaos lmao

Anyways

[quiet spindle]

is this chaos?

[deep imp]

Im gonna go sleepy

[soft geyser]

We’re all having a great time, aren’t we?

[terse mango]

Indeed you are!

[quiet spindle]

oh wait

mb arrived

bye

[soft geyser]

bsian the sweet treats are for later

[humble turret]

Guys why is my dyno dashboard not opening

[soft geyser]

get away from those doughnuts

[humble turret]

Like the website dyno.gg is not opening

[terse mango]

Who are you talking to there? I lost it....

[soft geyser]

any issues with dyno, please see #dyno-status

[pearl raft]

Oh Surely I guess dynos mental breakdown days are just oh so fantastic

[royal storm]

Came here to see what happened to the service the server I run (not the owner but do manage) has a custom instance and of course it is completely dead right now.

[slender radish]

so its common?

[humble turret]

Tyyyy

[flint vale]

My server is cooked

[terse mango]

Widespread issues are not common at all.

[flint vale]

what actually happened

[halcyon verge]

fail

[flint vale]

lol

[crimson wadi]

Dyno is the best bot fr

[royal storm]

Dyno bot is dead platform wide.

[flint vale]

Yeah fr

[drowsy rock]

Yes.

[lucid dew]

wait since

[terse mango]

1. We dont know.
2. It wont be really shared.

[lucid dew]

since yall are all server owner

anyone got a good bot that can repeat a message every 5 mins or sum

[flint vale]

dyno

[lucid dew]

i got glue stick and its lowk pissing me off

DYNO CAN DO THAT?

[flint vale]

Yeah when it’s back up

Auto message

[cold shore]

how long does it normally take for issues to get fixed

[lucid dew]

Are u joking i didnt even know

cuz glue stick is like every secon

[flint vale]

Nope I used to do it for one of my old servers

[lucid dew]

anbd its psising me off

so with dyno i can just have it repeat a message in a specific channel every 5 mins-

[royal storm]

Dyno can do a lot of things. It's why I set it up in the server I manage.

[flint vale]

Yeah

[lucid dew]

u ok if i dm u when the bot is back up

in case im too blind

[past kindle]

Yo guys

[lucid dew]

yo

[minor birch]

will a giveaway resume after dyno gets fixed or not

[royal storm]

We even paid for the premium service for the custom instance.

[past kindle]

How do I make dyno for My fisch dc server

Idk how to properly use dyno and make it do stuff

[flint vale]

They just need better servers fr

[past kindle]

When it's back up how do I make it do stuff

[wanton burrow]

website down ?

[halcyon verge]

bot down

[slender radish]

dude go on youtube or something

[royal storm]

#dyno-status answers all questions about what happened.

[terse mango]

You can get help in #support , probably wait until the issue passes tho.

[lucid dew]

lmao

[plucky lantern]

How is everyone doing

[past kindle]

OK ty

[pearl raft]

I'm sorry did I just see somebody say that Carl bot is better than Dyno oh no no no no my friend you you are completely wrong Carl bot is nowhere near as good as Dino I've been using Dyno for 6 years nothing compares

[silver vigil]

[rigid heart]

Why can’t I add dyno to my server?

[royal storm]

Agreed.

[terse mango]

Oh wow, Dymi just spawned.

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

Heyyy

[slender radish]

d1 glazer up there

[rigid heart]

Ohhhh

[terse mango]

How is Dymi?

[terse mango]

Dyno be like atm.

[plucky lantern]

Dymi is good, hbu

[unborn abyss]

bro server down

[slender radish]

i was just about to appeal in a dc server after getting banned a week ago and ts happens

[unborn abyss]

my server

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[terse mango]

Saaaaame. Really excited to get my new phone. It is now in transit.

[royal storm]

In the server I manage we used to use Mee6 for role management. I went "no more. Dyno is better and will not scam you like Mee6 will." lol

[plucky lantern]

Ooo which one

[flint vale]

bro failed

[terse mango]

Samsung S24.

[unborn abyss]

still down bruf

[plucky lantern]

Wow

[slender radish]

fixx fix fix

[pearl raft]

See I specifically don't like me sixes design they like to spam you and I noticed that when I went to look for bots in my very first server and since then 6 years later I have never once allowed me six in any of my servers

[plucky lantern]

Be patient please

[plucky lantern]

Didn't you read my message?

[slender radish]

i am patient

[royal storm]

I have dyslexia. Cut me some slack. Lmao

[plucky lantern]

Ok

[tepid tangle]

boop

[junior igloo]

Why’s my message keep getting deleted? I put it in there because there’s confused people!

[stray jewel]

is taht why people cant verify through dyno in my server?

[pearl raft]

Hey I'll see you back here in 20 minutes 🤣

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[slender radish]

yes bro

[plucky lantern]

I'm not sure, but if your message is getting deleted do not send it again.

Easy.

Let's not spread false info @slender radish

[slender radish]

it was supposed to be a question i just forgot the question mark

[terse mango]

My OP is in a really bad shape, so am done with it. It was my first online purchase with my own banking details too!

[vestal hamlet]

@junior igloo Again, stop posting that. Thanks.

[viscid storm]

why is the reaction roles not working bro

[upbeat shale]

I keep on getting 500 code, what’s wrong?

[quiet spindle]

@junior igloo there's no need to keep sending the status post. if you want to help, please just direct them to #dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[unborn abyss]

how Long to Take,to fix that bot?

[plucky lantern]

No ETA

[cerulean brook]

[terse mango]

Yay, my fav member of staff spawned!

[junior igloo]

Ok

[plucky lantern]

Hopefully

[velvet ridge]

Is dyno dead??

[viscid storm]

i rely on dyno for my verification roles and now its messing up my serve

[upbeat shale]

Alr thanks

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[velvet ridge]

I did

[plucky lantern]

Sorry for the inconvenience, but you can only wait for now

[velvet ridge]

Can we add to my server?

I dk eng very well

Thats why

Can you just say?

[plucky lantern]

Add Dyno to your server?

I don't think you can for now

Our dashboard is down

[tame cipher]

😦 our ip auto responder 😭

[keen trail]

I think you can still add Dyno but not work with it

[unreal field]

Does Dyno have bhm stuff yet?

[halcyon verge]

usually they’d be a support channel for non english speakers but they locked it

[halcyon verge]

you can’t cause the dashboard is down

[old viper]

you cant access dyno whatsoever through dashboard when its down

[velvet ridge]

Ok

[pearl raft]

Out of curiosity not exactly related but somewhat related note how is it even though Dyno is down hes always online I've noticed that it's actually quite interesting 🤔

[velvet ridge]

Oh ok

[halcyon verge]

yeah the ping command is the one that still works

[plucky lantern]

Dyno isn't down, just our dashboard and some other services like the interactions one

[quiet spindle]

that's the wonderful thing about subprocesses

[past kindle]

When r servers gonna be back up?

[velvet ridge]

Guys thank you all for help!❤️

[plucky lantern]

No ETA

[old viper]

🔥

[quiet spindle]

(not the actual term, just the easiest way to describe it)

[pearl raft]

Ooooo I see

[halcyon verge]

i dont think they know lol

[plucky lantern]

We don't have any ETA, no

[past kindle]

What's eta

[halcyon verge]

if i knew what an eta was i’d probably not have one either

[royal storm]

Question. Is there a specific role for server managers in servers that have the premium Dyno bot going? I manage a premium instance. If not I understand.

[plucky lantern]

Estimated time of arrival

[old viper]

estimated time of arrival

.

[frank sandal]

is dyno down?

[unborn quest]

Hey!
Does anyone know why Dyno stopped working on my server?

"Something went wrong. If the problem persists, please try again in a few minutes or contact support."

[plucky lantern]

@unborn quest @frank sandal Check out #dyno-status

[halcyon verge]

#dyno-status

[tame hound]

is dyno down

[slender radish]

dyno down

[plucky lantern]

Check out #dyno-status

[old viper]

some of the services and the dashboard dont work the issue is being resolved rn

[unborn quest]

S2

S2

THE BEST BOT

[royal storm]

"patience young padawan." lol

[old viper]

broooo im so bored

[quiet spindle]

can't hear that

come again

[sleek needle]

Morning

[old viper]

hola matthew

[odd dome]

yeah

[main dome]

Hola

[pearl raft]

that's funny 🤣

[main dome]

Que le paso al link del bot, para configurar?

[plucky lantern]

Revisa #dyno-status

[main dome]

¿Que le paso al enlace del bot, para configurar?

[old viper]

spanish - what happened to the bot

[main dome]

What happened to the bot link, to configure?

[royal storm]

I'm tempted to respond with all caps to "yell" but I know that would be auto moderated. Lol

[quiet spindle]

yeah please don't

[old viper]

@main dome revisa #dyno-status

[pearl raft]

You know what that said dude I worked in aMexican restaurant and took 4 years in Spanish and I have no clue what half of what he said means 😭

[cerulean brook]

-#

[old viper]

review #dyno-status

thats what it says

[main dome]

Please explain briefly, because I don't understand English that well.

[frank reef]

Hello. I can not log-in or assign the Dyno bot to my server. Any fix?

[coarse oak]

why is dyno down

😭

[frank aurora]

what you mean why

[old viper]

check #dyno-status itll tell you what is happening to the bot

[frank aurora]

its down

down means down

[quiet spindle]

Issues relating to Dyno service problems

please see #dyno-status

[solid violet]

What do you mean “why” 💀

[frank aurora]

is it that difficult to understand

[royal storm]

Suggestion. Rather asking "WTF happened to the bot...?" look at #dyno-status.

[sleek needle]

😦

[quiet spindle]

@frank aurora relax please

[solid violet]

Exactly

[old viper]

hi @sleek needle

[frank aurora]

lets all throw stones at each person who says what happens to the bot

[coarse oak]

just why

[frank aurora]

i am being fr

i am being agressive

i will hunt these individuals down

[quiet spindle]

yes I'm asking you to be a little bit less aggressive please

[slim oriole]

está abajo, ellas están arreglando to simply put

[solid violet]

Because.. hear me out now.. it’s down?

[viscid storm]

this is outrageous

[frank aurora]

i will kindly throw stones at these people

[quiet spindle]

I'm all for bluntness but that's a bit far

[halcyon verge]

dyno no está funcionando ahora

[viscid storm]

dyno being down is disgusting

[coarse oak]

is there a reason or its just... down

[cerulean brook]

-# did they try plugging it out and in again

[solid violet]

I love your pfp

[royal storm]

We all have brain. Let's use it and be patient while the devs work on the issues.

[frank aurora]

that is valid

that is valid

hire this guy

[ruby ridge]

It's feburary guys

[solid violet]

Server 292 isn’t working, no i don’t know why dyno is down, I don’t work at dyno. Sorry man

[halcyon verge]

no but i think they tried turning it off and on

[frank aurora]

have they tried 293?

[solid violet]

Shiii

[frank aurora]

problem solved

youre welcome guys

[halcyon verge]

guys did he just solve that

[sleek needle]

[sleek needle]

Hello!

[calm fractal]

First

Damn

[signal violet]

hey

[sleek needle]

wrong

[lucid tree]

Embarassing

[misty pecan]

[calm fractal]

Oh boy

This man wants to talk about embarrassing

[obtuse sentinel]

Dam

[frank dome]

bunch of ppl joined this server just cuz the bot died lmfao

[obtuse sentinel]

Dyno is down

[obtuse sentinel]

Yep

[calm fractal]

yeah discord thought it was a raid lol

[chilly spoke]

Finally

We can talk

[calm fractal]

Not anymore!

I think?

[obtuse sentinel]

Xd

[ancient bay]

is it never gonna be fixed?

[obtuse sentinel]

It didn't said in the status it was fixed

[elfin niche]

lmao

[rustic scroll]

Yes

It's taking hours

[proven sequoia]

I just finally got the rules fixed and it's not even sending it, it's still down

[rustic scroll]

I was trying to make a squid games thing and e dashboard is down

[calm fractal]

looks like there are still a small amount of servers where Dyno is offline

dashboard should be fine

[obtuse sentinel]

Mine is sir

Ahem

cough

[calm fractal]

Sorry buddy, if there was a magic "Fix" button I could press, I would've hit it a long time ago

[sleek needle]

I wish we had that button

[calm fractal]

The developers are still working to bring the last few servers up

[obtuse sentinel]

Yeah idk why Mines not fixed

[fervent heath]

I wish I had a money button

I would have sooooooooo much land

[thin hornet]

Finally

[proven sequoia]

Same,

[fervent heath]

Actually prob not since i'm a minor

[thin hornet]

Lol

[rustic scroll]

Guys👫👫

[ancient bay]

wait i actually think its fixed

mine is working rn

[thin hornet]

Ok

[proven sequoia]

Its been working fine in the server but refuses to auto send messages

[calm fractal]

nice

[rustic scroll]

Dyno is in my basement

[thin hornet]

I am dyno

[tight lynx]

yay its not locked anymore

[calm fractal]

I believe if the bot is online in your server, all features should be working. If this isn't the case, head to a support channel and we can assist you there

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/catpopo-gif-14363104828101683866

[lucid tree]

[rustic scroll]

Dyno is dying

[calm fractal]

oh so you're the reason it broke?

I guess we all know who to blame now

[rustic scroll]

Mwa haha

[tight lynx]

:0

[rustic scroll]

Lol

[tight lynx]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/roflandz-mad-kitten-kitten-cute-kitten-kitten-cute-gif-16550226608314266617

[rustic scroll]

I broken him

[tight lynx]

grrrr

[rustic scroll]

He's my Sunday roast 🔥🔥

[obtuse sentinel]

Chat

Omg

[tight lynx]

no

[obtuse sentinel]

My server got boosted and me happy

My first server that gets boosted

[tight lynx]

nice

[rustic scroll]

Cool✮😎✮ didn't ask tho

😂😆😹

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/chomp-bite-arm-gif-7083692912057941766

[rustic scroll]

AGH

[azure marten]

so i dont get it, why is the bot still down

[tight lynx]

hehehe

thats for breaking dyno >:3

[rustic scroll]

My sofa..,

[rustic scroll]

He's in my freezer, ready for my Sunday roast 🔥🔥

[calm fractal]

The developers haven't released an explanation as to why it went down

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-smash-cat-bite-charge-smash-cat-bite-gif-15342273195042263536

[rustic scroll]

AG

[proven sequoia]

It worked!!

[azure marten]

hm

what language is dyno even coded in 😭

[plucky lantern]

Typescript mostly

[unborn quest]

LoL

[azure marten]

intresting

[tight lynx]

very

[azure marten]

how long did it take to even make such a bot?

[calm fractal]

oh I thought they coded it in pig latin

[unborn quest]

i love dyno*

=]

[quiet fossil]

i got preminum

[tight lynx]

could be months or years maybe

[quiet fossil]

idek think my bot working

[calm fractal]

It's been in continuous development since 2017

[azure marten]

damnnnn

thats nuts

and the dev team, is it a one man job or wha

[tight lynx]

8 years

[calm fractal]

There's a few of them

[azure marten]

or is there an actual team

[azure marten]

fire

welp my bot works now so theres that

what happened tho, nothing from the devs?

[rustic scroll]

I'm eating dyno

Rn

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/proof-pro-proo-cat-laptop-gif-22485700

[rustic scroll]

👍

[calm fractal]

They don't usually release an explanation of the cause

[plucky lantern]

All the info we can provide is on #dyno-status

[rustic scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/art-rawr-meat-hungry-gif-7869786

[ripe falcon]

Ohaii

[tight lynx]

Nahh

[azure marten]

😞

thats dissapointing, oh well

[rustic scroll]

Mwahahha

I ate him

[jovial estuary]

Ubur ubur ikan lele sabar dulu le

[azure marten]

damnn

[rustic scroll]

He's consumed

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-cat-bite-cat-bite-slow-gif-26064423

[rustic scroll]

AGHH

[azure marten]

😭

why is it that everytime theres a cat

u js say that

[rustic scroll]

I'm going to eat MEE6 next mwa haha 🤣😁😃

[tight lynx]

Mee6 isnt as good as dyno muhahah >:3

[azure marten]

yoo stop eating them bots 😭

[rustic scroll]

And Carl bot

[tight lynx]

.

[rustic scroll]

Hehehe 😈😏

[tight lynx]

dont make me bite u again

[azure marten]

i couldnt even purge my chats cuz the bot was down

[rustic scroll]

I ate them

😏😁😈

[tight lynx]

grrr

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[rustic scroll]

AH (´⊙ω⊙`)

[tight lynx]

hehehe

[rustic scroll]

Drinking my British tea ☕

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-creepy-scary-halloween-gif-20476258

[rustic scroll]

So good 💯😊👍

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleston-sips-drink-drink-handsome-cute-gif-17817438

[rustic scroll]

The bots are yummy.
.

https://tenor.com/view/jai-mata-di-gif-26849551

[robust mango]

Coink

[rustic scroll]

Tatsu is next hehe 😈😏😁

[nocturne crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[flint vale]

bot lowk so ah

[rustic scroll]

Aw

[pearl raft]

It's not tho

[flint vale]

i did it

[calm fractal]

uh huh

[flint vale]

what vps is used for dyno

[empty ivy]

Lock the channel again it was better that way

Dyno nuggies

[calm fractal]

Dyno has its own servers in a datacenter

[flint vale]

located?

[calm fractal]

your moms house

[flint vale]

shes dead pluh

[near grail]

Ayy we back

[rustic scroll]

If anyone wants to see my art. Add me

[tight lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[pearl raft]

Actually no it wasn't we actually have fun in the general chat

[tight lynx]

fr

[empty ivy]

i liked the angry reactions on the lock message

[pearl raft]

I actually started that 😅

[tight lynx]

.-.

[pearl raft]

I was the one who reacted with the swear word over the mouth

[flint vale]

pretty silent after that arent you

[dull plaza]

Dyno uptime is terrible this week

[tight lynx]

bro lol everyone says their mom died after someone says something similar to what Pi js said

[cerulean forge]

Is it possible to set up a autoresponse from emote reaction to a message?

[tight lynx]

noone is getting silent to that

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[flint vale]

died of cancer 5 years ago buddy.

[empty ivy]

ur dads house

[tight lynx]

ok