#general
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Is anyone here??
Use a support channel if you need help with Dyno
Is dyno down?
I did... Can you check??
I can’t. Currently at work. Someone will when they are available.
Ok no problem
some of it's shards are down
not all of them
can't show images
Means??
some servers that has the affected shards will show it offline
Nah it's not the thing I am asking right now...
one of the servers where i'm currently helping someone is effected
well, some of dyno's is down i think
Umm
(that's why it's still showing this server's dyno is on, and some other servers, it's not)
and sounds like it's back up in there
time to leave
Hi guys
Dyno took his valentine out to dinner
@feral whale Let's chill with the stickers please.
Fr
lf dyno to fix
Good morning guys
Happy Valentines day, everyone
I wish you that you will have a wonderful day
help i need help
dyno is broken in just one server
@dense dune can u help us?
im sry for ping
Sure. What’s the server id?
mine is also broken, heres the server id 1234646501452677170
command is working fine, it shows my cluster has no problem either. but i was hosting a giveaway and the winner is not being announced. i tried what was advised in #support but didnt work
What happened
Ig dyno is down in some servers
To the wrist
Check #dyno-status
He tripped last Monday
can you guys check in 5 min?
Oh I see
Did they get it checked out at all
Continuing to use broken ligaments even if slightly esasperates the injury
He went to ER when it was hurting lots but they didnt see any fracture i think
Idk i dont speak the language so
I came with him to the er but that doesnt mean i understood anything
Because nitro is their only source of income
Did they provide any kind of treatment? Wrappings etc
they seemed a bit unsure
He’s been having stuff to immobilize it, but even just little bit of movement was causing it to feel worse so he got wrapped up to the point where his arm looks like a marshmallow so he’s feeling a little better
Wouldn't surprise me if the ligament was torn if they didnt see a fracture
Torn ligaments screw with you for years if not allowed to properly heal
they saw a previous fracture
So keep the marshmellow on your wrist please
fun fact: i haven't fractured it before
that you know of at least but i mean you HAVE bent your arm bone before
his mom is a nurse, im sure if he neglected it she would tear him a new one
Alternatively i would cry and kromm doesn’t like that
"the dinosaurs didn't drink beer, and they went extinct - think about that for a bit"
Oh hello dev, if you are still here.
Do not sustain any further injuries I will cry so hard]
Exactly
I never broke any ligaments or bones in my life but I have severed fingertips before
At least partially
i can sprain my wrist in my sleep 
Funnily enough it didnt hurt, its just touch receptors sending signals I've never felt before
It was strange
It healed fine though
go nap
never
no caramel crunch for you then
hii
Hi
Good day%
hi
@hollow tendon ping
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Mysticcc
Dyno don't work bro 💔
GUYS how T$ do we do this lol
oh dynos down
can it be, that the #dyno-status channel doesn't work if the message is sent via a pure bot embed? We follow that channel and receive other status updates from several bots, but never from here
not every status post gets published
it depends on the severity of the issue, the affected services and quite a few more factors
Soti!
howdy
How is sotiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Mhm ok thanks. Thought it would be severe enough if the bot is completely offline for several servers (for example if a larger server depends on the moderation module etc. so good to know for changing permissions temporarily)
The bot is down
Where do I create a ticket because the dyno logs doesn’t send any log measages like example when you delete the message it should say that someone deleted the message, but it didn’t
Please see the message above yours
??
Oh Dymi also here.
@oak rock
Ohh
I want to lick a tensioned garage door spring
oh
its down
Fr
its saying "the application did not respond"
ah yes its down okay
bru
That says partial but the website says major, what's the difference?
Pray to the dyno gods to make dyno work fr
When will it be back up
When a member joined my server it didn't give them the auto role. 😭
nya~
femboy
Dyno is down on some shards at the moment. See #dyno-status for updates.
Yeah Nya
Ik lol
We need dyno back up
lmao
Im tapping my watch
It’s actually a partial outage, as not all of our services are down—for example, the dashboard and most premium clusters are still operational. The dashboard displays a major outage because it refers specifically to the free service, which is currently being restarted. As a result, the free bot is offline across all servers.
Expeted behavior
Do we have an estimated time on when it will be fixed?
💔
You can stay updated clicking on the "Join thread" button at https://discord.com/channels/203039963636301824/535189342898094081
I wonder what it looks like on the backend restarting such a giant bot
Ohhhh thank you for the clarification
Nws, thank you
I can just imagine a terminal spammed with connection attempts and fails lol
does anyone know why dyno bot isn't working? I tried to setup action log using "specify channels for each event" but the messages don't log..
oh thanks
@worldly stratus Hii :D
Hii
Just started working for me
Rlly?
Same
Nah I lied it's tweaking
Mines working too
its barely working
Idk about you
Its working <3
barely
Yep barely
still better then nothing
we're working on it, it might come online on all servers eventually or go down again. until we resolve the status, we cannot guarantee everything is resolved.
replies to commands late
Nvm it’s tripping
<3

DANG IT
Oki no hearts for yall.
Did you lock general?
Nope.
Wait, Dyno and 3 other bots also went down. Is this something Discord-side?

Did Discord hit a bump or something?
Yeah I got a 15k one and it needs reaction roles so people can join
You have three minutes to change your PFP, thanks.
Maybe 👀
A music bot also got knocked offline
Kinda harsh don’t ya think? 😭
and another independently owned bot too
Have to make an announcement in my server that dyno is down
maybe he can put "(Parody)" in his name or something
Bad idea
Same.
I won't ask you again. Impersonation is against rules on this server.
Imagine just listening to music and that bih just turns off 😭
Pair of Deez nuts in your mouth
Roasted

Just change your server pfp
Roblox sticker
It won't mess with your main account and arguing with the mod isn't really gonna help
He'd need Nitro for that
Didn't even know that was needed
Yea unless they changed it but I doubt that
Dang
2 minutes @fossil ember
@plucky lantern should gift @fossil ember nitro if he really wants him to change it
Ima go shower and when I get back your pfp better be changed mister
#community-support please

Rich...
I'm not here to gift nitros 😄
Someone tell Dyno to get his 💩 together if I'm not allowed to have mental breakdown neither is he ._.
how do i follow the dyno status channel
No, I meant you have 2 minutes to change your PFP.
Mods expose him to a gamma class cognitohazard
Wasn't that funny calm down buddy
how do i follow this channel so i can get updates in my server
To be fair that TV is already broken so it's not like it needed to stay up there anyways
Sorry I'm not trying to inside an argument but if they've already kicked you for it the next step is them banning you over it and is that really what you want to get banned over
Invite*
Bro
Incite
Rip bro
Heh piggy in a blanket
Just change the pfp in your other server instead
Blog it
Ehh
No one cares
Its our logo
I guess
A square and some lines ain't your logo
Requires nitro btw
Dang I forgot
I think the reason back then was that it's a trademark violation
Tell me you don't know how a logo works without telling me you don't know
im out of stickers


You do realize that they have all kinds of pictures they have rainbow one they have red orange yellow green blue purple etc etc they have the reddish orange one for Chinese New Year they have Valentine's Day one I'm sure they have a Saint Patrick's day and even Easter they have Christmas ones Halloween ones it's a logo to their brand and logos are always trademarks and you can get sued over reusing it without permission now as Petty as it may be I know Dyno isn't going to sue him over the profile picture but in reality they could
It’s working for me again
💯
lemme try
Technically I could get sued by Everton because I'm using a jersey of theirs as a profile picture without their permission
I wouldnt announce anything until our status channel changes here
bro
I already did 53k members lol
lol
Hahaha
That's crazy ngl
Nobody would sue over that though
Yall be coded like robots or sum 😭
I would get sued by toriyama if that was the case
That may be but they are allowed to
It isn't worth the effort, but they can enforce it in other ways
Such as just removing you from the server
Now that is another kind of petty and it would probably ruin their reputation but by law they can sue over that
It is considered copyright infringement
Ye we goated
I have sent cease and desist letters to people using my communities logo
Have also received them

All and all it's simply a letter
Unless you sent it certified mail to their box
The overall point that I was making is it is considered copyright infringement and they are allowed to ask for people to remove it if people are not going to remove it then they have rights to reasonably, forcibly remove it
I remember the second year we were running. During April fools we did a thing. We got a letter from a lawyer saying stop that.

Personally lawsuits are expensive
Did they phone your parents too 😭
I remember when I had to call a members mother
I don't know if it would be worth the effort of tracking someone down, wherever they live, and filing a suit
What
You act like tracking people that hard
It's not hard to find people
The government does it all the time it's not hard for them
lol
What would you do if the perpetrator lived in somewhere where the government is uncooperative
Such as russia or china
Well thats just another thing entirely
Then we do a little tactic called [redacted]
Don't have to ask the government to do something if somebody post my information online when I have specifically requested that people do not like there are a handful of people who know my real name and I have asked them multiple times not to release that information they have not so far but if they were to I can count that as doxing and all I would need to know is where they live and their address but in reality I'd probably just ban them from my server because that's just too much work
Drones?
Stuff is online too much now me being a YouTuber and wanting to stream I understand my address is going to be an extreme thing that I have to keep secret because some moron is going to try to swat me because that's how people are and I do not live alone I live with my family and I'm not going to put them in danger because of some idiot who thinks they're funny
Illusion are you a felon 😆🤣
I usually just try to keep people like that away so it doesn't get to that point
Had someone threaten me which fine I don't care
Do you dabble in dangerous territory
But they also threatened a child so I was not having that
I forgot how dramatic discord interactions could get
Truly lives up to it's name
This cord?
Hey @plucky lantern when the bot is back up will the reaction role still work or you need to make a new one
They will start working again
Alr
Discord literally means disagreement between people
So that's why 14-year-olds always try to argue with me guess that makes sense now 🤔
So they literally made an app just so people can argue with each other pfffft people
That's wild man
I'm going to go find some food from last night I know we put a bunch in the refrigerator now I'm starving 😆
It hasnt been fixed, so not sure what you mean by again
@hollow tendon hi
Celery and ranch....👌 Mint
Is anyone else's Dyno not working?
Lol
hey
Ofc this happens when I’m trynna get my staff stats up 😭🙏🏽
Well now the bot is completely down like its offline

How does that...... 🧐
some commands still work for us, but it is definitely choppy
side note: it is fun watching the red turn to green on the status page. 
Guys Dyno iss having his mental breakdown let him have it he works 24/7 365
needs a rest 
Forgot sakes... Get the bot up so i can at least lockdown my server 
I am tired of looking at #dyno-status
how to appeal
they are working hard to fix it, let's give them the time they need!

i know it is frustrating :(
yep
Won't complain that much tho
It ain't that easy managing a bot this big
Hello
G'day.
Why did you forget the sake
Hi
yes
the sake could save us all
I got short memory loss
Oh
Is the bot down🤨
yes
I just choked on soda 😭 wrong pipe wrong time
they are woking to fix it atm
Thank you
I at least got to lockdown the server using the /lockdown command
had to wait a few seconds for it tho
Oh niceee
why do only slash commands work? the prefix commands aren’t working
You're preventing your server from talking because the bot is down I don't get it
sometimes when / commands are unresponsive i find ? commands will still go through. no idea why
The server runs on the bot.
oh you're having the opposite to me!
Its 53,000 members
my ? Commands are not going through at all
i think that will be fixed when the bot is back up 
Not that much but it can ruin it if the bot is not working
That's why I have multiple moderation bots Dyno rarely goes down, but when he has a mental breakdown, I have a backup
Don't really want a problem.
Yep, Gonna get the security bot for back ups next time.
Why do you need to lockdown the bot?
I use pancake he's good
i made sure the mod team knows how to manually do stuff cause we can't lock our server down
And what does it do?
Pancake + Dyno = 😍
i want a pancake
The server, Not the bot but the server as the whole server runs on the bot. I don't want to have any problems later.
I was scared for a moment
same
Oh
That's why I always teach multiple bots
Anyways, R.I.P Groovy.
Maciek yapping fr 🙏🏽
Well uh thanks bye
Hey why's it down 😔
Dyno-Moderation & logging
Pancake-Music & moderation
In the server I’m in the dyno bot isn’t working at all. Any issues going on with the bot as a whole or is it the server I’m in?

🫴
the server got Boring when i locked it down yk yk
…
WHAT
LOL
Check out #dyno-status
:(
Yea
a a a pancake
Wow
WGAT 
investigating it for 4 hours 😭
Wow.
ha ha
What 💔
Wtv
It's quite upsetting to know that half of this server no longer remembers Groovy
if i can't yell you can't too!
HI😆
Why is Dyno rainbow in bhm?
Do you guys think that the developers are just awake 24/7
Smh hi
ofc no
You forgot to pay for the server or what?
..
Okay who says they were awake at the time that the bot went down of course it's going to take 4 hours
Frick
I own MR3 Discord bot a better bot
Suree
Who?
Came here to advertise or smth?
Cant do my discord job cus dyno down..💔
Nah sorry, just offering a solution
Blog it
Check out #dyno-status
He joined the server in 2017 not really
I’ll eat you
Okay
Okay but your bio 😭🙏🏽

Clearly..
do u want a cookie? why are u being so aggressive over a bot and people asking questions about it
@clever acorn
😋

I'm not being aggressive I'm just saying stop expecting it to be fixed with the snap of a finger
did literally anyone say anywhere that they expected it to be fixed

Prolly tbh
Mom said stop fighting
If they make money which they do and they have a lot of servers it should be fix
um yo
don’t diss out being an aggressive douche if u can’t take it back
Okay 😔
Alright, mr newgen.
weirdo
why is the bot down?
I'm not being a douche you're causing an argument over nothing
Let's chill
Yes! I am new to this server
Hope for them that they pay for the server tho otherwise the database are gone xd
If the haven't made backup
?
That's all right I just ignored them now their messages won't show up 🤷 problem solved 😎
this is being frequent
Did our developers tell you the reason for this outage?
And to Discord in general
I'm not sure what you mean
I had to switch to Circle for this problem
Nope thats why I say hope
No im not? I have many accounts I lost
#blog-it
As they say, CAP.
I am a dev so I can stipulate better then the average person about it but its still stipulation.
Listen.. sorry but you don’t know me alright? Don’t assume things!
What does that mean 😭
Can dyno not host a backup bot or is that too expensive to run
No one asked
Not in the server
It's a false stipulation. If you're a dev, you should know how difficult it is to maintain bots in millions of servers.
Anyways how are you all today
Feisty 
Hungry lol
Hey
Illusion
It's burger time for me
You're a nerd 🤓
Who's that
Hey
Ya'll don't know what Double Counter used to be that's how new you guys are (No Offense, i miss old discord.)
You mf 😂
Literally my favorite series
Gee
If you say so ILLUSION
Okay, yeah so you are updating it. I am use to small scale operation and specialise mainly in cybersecurity and fraud prevention but I code in python and Javascript
Don't worry
My bot only has 24 server I am sad, I spend like 1000 hours on it xd
Even included database and all
My bot is in 150 and I spent 4 years on it lmao
My body is in one it support server and it's dead because my developer ran off with the code even though I offered to pay for it
Bot*
Damn yeah I need to learn mroe about marketing haha
I try to grow my nonprofit organisation about Cybersecurity and Fraud Prevention
Working on that since 8 years and only have 1k views per month as average
Damn, always make sure that you have a warrenty, me I offer 30 days warentty
Its down
Just having an outage Callum, there working on it
Oh no we had a contract he refused to sign it because quote I want to see it first
Well thats not how contract work xd you make them sign an NDA in the worst clase before that
If developers didn't request a billion dollars an hour maybe I'd find another one
I charge 35$/h.
That's $35 more than I have
And seeing as it would be a consistent developer that would be like thousands of dollars
I was broke at the beggining, could't hire dev so I learn everything over the course of 8 years and now I am a proeficient programmers haha
I'm not looking for someone just to code it once and be done with it I want someone who's going to update it and actually run the bot with me
Damn a discord bot won't pay enought, its not a big niche,
Like a team
The first bots had it easier
But you could work on Virtual assistant this is popular and higly requested
Btw I done this
Nah I'm not looking to make money. I just want a nice bot that people use 😄
the bot is down rn ig
So whos advertising dug
MR3
Imagine having a server that doesn't follow your rules 😱
For your info, we don't recommend other bots here 😄
are premium dyno usually free of those outages ?
And I ask to add it to it so
All bots have outages no matter who it is no matter how much you spend
Its generally when trying to implement new features or performence issues due to to much request and api rate limiting
Look how clean I made that
And that make you a backlink to dyno website

is dyno having hiccups or is that just us?
not full on outages just singular things not getting recorded
Some commands work in my server and another
Pm2 restart dyno --update-env
we're restarting
dyno having a day off of the commands is crazy
Good lol
we dont even use that lol
Oh okay
oh k
What you use then
kubernetes
Dyno had a stroke on a server but we can use sum commands
Dyno in my server works
I'm pretty sure mine has worked just fine this entire time but then again we run one or two commands every 6 days
more than 10millions of servers
Anyone guide work
And you work with them Dymi?
My bot deserve atleast 250k servers but only 24 is discouraging..
Oh yeahhh, how much does it cost you in hosting for dyno per years?
Yes
not a public info
Okay
Me for my website its 300$/years and for my bot I have a good vultr server at 8$/month
I just want to know how expensice it is to scale up
?
You really spend that much because you want your bot and your website to consume so few people it doesn't consume anything
Yes
HIYA
good luck with that
Thanks.
👍
SHAE
Hey
That's the reason I'm not willing to spend $35 an hour for someone to code my bot when the free version isnt going to make money at all and even if we had a premium version I'm not expecting that much money from it either it would cost more to produce than I'd get
@plucky lantern noob
i will not jinx it again..
No hay huevos a banearme
I learn alot by doing so tho
discord is shit if you want money
Yeah TBH
Its not a simple bot its a complex one with database and over 300 files
I lose $120 per month on VPS for my bot and other things
Right now I'm working on YouTube
Per month damn
Nice
Yes, but because I have several Fivem servers hosted
And Minecraft servers
I've been at it for a month and a half
hello guys if i do giweaway in dyno how can i end giveaway faster ?
Now I follow you
The instruction should be clear
someone hellp ?
How did you find me a deliberately wrote over my name
I mean it's cool that you're following me but I wasn't promoting it
I was talking to you screw xd
cioty
ok command wonna id yea ?
Yeah you need to enable the developper mode to see them but just copy the message id of the giveaway
oki i try...
super work thx bro 🤙 🍻
You are welcome 🙂
😉
is dyno working again 
Ye
Bucket
Is dyno down?
And then the wolves came.
This man
What whatchu mean
992 people till 175K

👀
🙏
hi
I need that emoji
._.
I used to not know how to spell wolves so I just spelled it as "woofs"
Granted this was over a decade ago
ello
Hii
Hi
Got a lot to talk about this week 🤪
We have some rollover from last week that we have to talk about because of the time of the meeting some of it was not set enough to be talked about like the fact that I uploaded a video a day before the meeting so I couldn't judge how that video did because of that reason 🤪
What you know about 1890s mustang? @near grail
They look cool
Damn there's no catching that they really slowed down the mustangs during newer production 😔

1890s v 1990s
hmm
Hey in the 1890s they needed one horsepower nowadays they need what 400 jeez
And they were flying with that one horsepower
Actually I feel like 400 is try to low for a mustang probably more like 500-600
Till what
400 years of my family being here
😮
I'm jamming to random music and setting up meeting stuff for Sunday 😁
Me to I just cracked my back in 900 places
Lmao
Hello President musk
hi
Someone tell me it’s all gonna be okay
?
Hi!
I am becoming a resident of the hospital where my family member is
Wow
Hii
hi guys
Yup
@tacit ledge ping
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Hey all
-tag 1
@tacit ledge ping
Pong! 195ms
@tacit ledge
Hi
Hey guys I have a problem
Huh
My dyno bot doesnt send any message when people leave even tho it’s on and working on dashboard since the outage
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
why is there a gay dyno
It's rainbow
go away im about to take a shower
🚿
yea that's more like it

Not nice
what is n ot?
Why can’t I DM dyno bot. Whenever I message it, it says my message could not be delivered??
Sometimes I message or messages it photos to like remember it
But now I can’t message it
no idea tbh
I think bro blocked me
nor should you be doing that
Why
any dev could look at the dm's of the bot
It’s not bad photos
they can also just get wiped at any time thanks to a discord bug
just use like postimages or something
Alright thanks
But you know when someone blocks you and you cant message them. That what it says
Weird

Ello.
174k w
what
Yooo
good nooning
noooning
so many o's
how can i change the bot name and profile picture on my server?
Dyno Premium Bots 
With Standard Premium and Premium, you can choose one of nine different bots with different avatars, shown below. With Custom Premium, you can create your own bot with a custom avatar and banner of your choice.
Upgrade to premium today at https://dyno.gg/premium!
https://imgur.com/7VuJ9lJ
i understand, sorry.
I Just Appealed anime adventure ban but how do i know they answered me or not?
You'll receive a DM from Dyno once your appeal is approved/rejected.
Thanks Bro
in discord?
Yeah
@ruby aurora 
Broker.
Sparks
What’s up?
@soft geyser 

guys i appealed for anime adventures discord and they accepted
but I found out i had another account that i tried to bypass the ban with
is there a way I can get in contact with them to let them know of that so they can unban that account too?
we dont know, we have nothin to do with that server
np
I have a question
Is it bad that I charged my sister 400% intrest on a 20 dollar loan?
personally i wouldnt have put an interest on it
but idk your family
so i dont think anyone here can say if it's bad or not
Hey
hi
pffft, sure I can
based and libright-pilled
Sup tennis ball
Ohai
how?
what ur reason got banned
how can i open direct msg with dyno#0811
Hey hey
@devout kayak ur changed
How we doing
hi hellspawn i have to suffer like this
how your day going
me when muted by dyno
Hi stranger
Hii stormi
ke lo ke
@tight lynx I can't bonk you bc I ran out of nitro your lucky
haha, i thought u were paying for it?
I was but it ran out
then keep paying for it lol
I'm broke rn
You are a job
nuh uh
Hey Dyno
Yes huh
Hi Phantom
no
Yes
Ohh that's dope and happy late bday
its today we js celebrated it yesterday
Ohhh well happy birthday
ty
Ofcc
Sup y'all 👋
Maybe I partner 😆
maybe,
Everton are winning and I'm happy 😁
Id recommend having a team
Everybody knowing different things is good
js really never ask them to help much
I wish I had a team 😭
I tried studio a few times years ago
I can sort of do roads and place....so building sorta
thats better then nothing lol
Yeah 🤷
imma js make a war game or pvp game or sum with my friend
Although I discovered my creative stuff lies with either music or drawings
Actually both in this case
Though I've been doing music longer than drawing
Wooowww
?
You bonked me
2-1 WIN 💪
That means 4 wins of 5, 13 points!
The past 5 years we have been in relegation we sit 13th this season

Although there is a chance we go back down a position Manchester United and Tottenham play each other tomorrow
4-1-0 in the last 5
3-8-9 before
What a turnaround
We're also 4-1-1 all competitions since New manager!
Hi
Just think let me put it in perspective for you we went from the derby almost losing to pulling a point out of it yes it's a point but we got the last laugh in the last ever Derby at goodison Park and then to travel three days later when again oh it's special
Everton are tied with Arsenal for the most points since January 1st at 13... In perspective Arsenal are fighting for the title
Hi
😭
Chrissss
Hi bro
hru ?
Good hru??
i am good just waiting on two partsd
Oh nicee
Look it's Chris
@wooden meteor No advertising
hello
Hi Matthew how you
I’m doing good
Neat
Wbu
sends u tacos
Alcohol isn't working :(
You literally brought it
Last time you didnt have a sippy cup you spilled it all on the bed
i bought it cuzits space theme
👀
?
Speaking of tacos
I got the cinnamon twists for free because of rewards points
the what? 
If someone breaks a rule on automod it gets reported
enjoy @unreal sparrow
that is free tho, under the general automod settings (unless you mean unique logging channel per automod rule)
Thx
Ohh ok
I'm just training to become a loan shark
(joke)
/Discordlink
Dyno
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Is there a support ticket area?
Hi
If you need help with Dyno, you can use #community-support
It seems to be more of a bug
You would still ask in the support channel first.







