#general
1 messages · Page 459 of 1
Hi guys
Don't forget to connect your oven to the internet! 
I have to try it. 😂
Samsung loves to make everything internet connected.
I can’t help myself. I need to preheat my oven from the living room
I didn’t know it was a need until this week
😂😂
I don't think it lets you do that. You can set it on the app but you still got to push a button on the appliance. 
moin
If only the oven could put the food in there too and deliver it to me when it's done!
Ah yeah, you got to push a button on the appliance for remote control. It can't ignite gas ranges remotely.

Aww I can’t yell? gently whispers I will have the power
-# power 


Oh Dyno has one
I’m fine with that though. I often finish baking with a broil. So if I’m too busy at the moment I can get it started.
By the way, where my Rosie?
I feel mislead as a child. I thought this was my future
😂 My form of "Rosie" is a robot that goes around and cleans & mops the floor.
I wonder how many people know what cartoon that even is
If I waited a little longer I could get one that can pick stuff up.
I need a burger
I do not disagree
Trick question Wendy's
McYuckies is closer by 45 minutes
Also McYuckies will do fries and burger with no salt
Helped when I was pregnant and got a salt sensitivity
Unfortunately I still have the salt sensitivity
Then there's me who wanted salt cubes during mine
Weak blood
Man I could not live without salt

I do have it just can’t do more than 1500-2000mg a day
I don't know how much I have, I know it is way more than they recommend.
Saame
I don't do this shit tho 
Well
I guess I did as a kid
Oh dude so I had preeclampsia and they wouldn’t give me solids and I wanted broth and they only had bullion cubes
Like dude I can’t have salt
I did not score the genetic lottery for sure

I told my husband he’s only with me for my personality and even that’s not great. 😂
I got a plethora of issues
Lmao rip but I guess who doesn't
I can cook and I’m funny. That’s about it for me
And I can hyperfocus for hours on things when I should be doing other things
Lmfao I can cook and be pissy
That’s a mood though
It’s been nice having a long nap trap break though
I appreciate the company
Hrs starting to wake up so I should focus on him
❤️
I can cook Hello Fresh or pre-made meals. That's the extent of my cooking.

I can cook when I feel like
I actually wanna start prepping my meals like HelloFresh does. Put all the ingredients for each meal in a basket
But I can’t even keep up with a grocery list I should have been working on but instead I was on discord
😬
Idk what Hello Fresh is doing, so they have the meals you prep yourself. Then they also have a pre-made meals. Then they also own a company called Factor, which is purely pre-made meals.
Idk why Hello Fresh decided to get into pre-made meals if they already own a pre-made meal company.
Ye we have factor for a couple more weeks. They are okay
Hello Fresh, Factor & Cook Unity are the 3 ones I tried so far. Factor and Cook Unity are pre-made meals.
I haven't tried Factor
It's good, I personally like Hello Fresh & Factor (We do get a discount on them though)
Factor is more of a just throw it into the microwave, Cook Unity requires a little more prep.
Idk why but I love southwest burgers
hi
I love food
Hi
Ye I taught myself how to cook after I entered my 1950s housewife era about 10 years ago. Short lived but I kept cooking
That’s a great way to learn
Yea I didn't get fired for being bad at it lmfao.
I did become a kitchen manager at one point down in texas.
I usually only get fired for insubordination 😬
I can relate.
I got into a fight with one of the employees like a week after I became a manager. 
When I worked at dominos I used to have shout matches with one of my managers
Oof yea I feel that
Hi
Hello
@spiral ether Can I add u
At a gas station I worked at I got a manager to quit after she yelled at me, and I asked the customer to hold up and told her if she yells at me again she can do the morning rush by herself and she can either leave me alone or come help me.
Ohaii
@elder fjord Hows your birthday going
Oh yiss happy birthday
its mine aswell
Happy birthday tooo
Tyyy!
Mine is on Tuesday
how old ya turning
Lmao 36
god damn
Well happy early birthday
Hru all
You?
19
happy early birthday
Who ever sees this message please ping me somewhere. either here or whatever thank you.
Hot damn you’re just starting out.
please
happy birthday!
Oh time to go for reals he’s legit awake now
Bye
Have fun v2
Tyyy!
lmfao
Happy birthday
Tyyy!
what dog
This weirdo
earlier, one of my cats sprinted up to me, looked me into the eyes, then sprinted away again

i have no idea why she did that
Oml bro not u again
Apparently they do that kinda peek just to check up on you
See if you're alive/okay kinda thing
Yo
howdy peeps
Help
If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.
@vestal hamlet
can you please not randomly ping staff
How do I setup auto roles with Dyno
if you need help, please state it in a channel and wait patiently for help
?ping
Pong! 276ms
BUCKET
Multiple people now have told you how to get help. If you keep ignoring us, that's on you.
How do I setup auto roles
See above.
I am doing absolutely terrible, how about you? 
just doing math and why you doing bad
i need to stop having so many hobbies
my lighting design notes are like untranslatable
i cannot figure out what i meant
"P3 A1S1; 'MINE': CHN63-65 CNTST RD, SB1-3 EFF15 RD"
so confused with this math
Uh oh its the Big Bucket
Why is he a large bucket
Because space is infinitely large
Lmao nice
My husband would love it if I lost my voice. 😂😂
Hope you find it again soon

is that a yes?
As per the meme'ing goes
Yesss
good
Lmao
I can still kinda talk
but its like really rough
That looks like an old game
Because he's a 🪣 in space
@elder fjord did you know that you are now the quotient of your age but divided by the square of 42 bananas that are 4.23 inches?
Huh?
Oh really?
@elder fjord Happy +1
@lucid tree Happy 0.5!
no, you get 3/4th of one
Still a good deal
How does that happen
6months instead of 1yr
But it's not my half bday
well
oh well
I got 4/6 assignments done. The other two I need help from my professors tomorrow then I will be fully caught up

Who doesn't
Fr
I actually don't.
But i have a cat named chicken Nugget

I don't like chicken nuggets
I am glad I am not alone
That's amazing to hear 🙂
good wbu?
cleaning my room
Going good sir
Hahahaha 🤣
Somewhat unrelated, but I had a cat named batman
Guys how do i check if i have dyno premium or not
Im scared i accidentaly bought it
Ask in #community-support someone will help
Ok
wabba
sigma sigma boy
😂
bro 😭
Heheheh
@flint vale
I think I can get my second class rank soon
(Boy Scouts)
The SwimRVA is giving out free swimming lessons.
Does anyone know if there is a way to add Logging to Purge?
boof
Bucket!
If I told you about that stressful meeting I was gonna have today, it was fully fine on my part.
lol I tried to remove my "headphones" which weren't on my head to begin with xd
i have missed quite a few
it also likes crashing quite a bit
especially after cutscenes
Bucket........
TI?
Yes.
they are actually one of the most dependable parts that i deal with on a daily basis
I have installed their software twice on internship. IMO they make finding it quite difficult.
i do not handle their software, I handle their hardware
Ahhhhhhh, makes sense.
@rough ember why does your name look like a texas instruments calculator
oh wait is it actually a calculator
correct
@uncut widget fuzzy
Ahoy
👍

Very nice
hi
Hi.
Sup
Hii
What doing
It is
The stick I use to lift the cinder blocks is gone
shut
No
@tight lynx heyyo
Why?
because i say so
And why would I listen to you?
You're*
And you're getting banned
Okay?
okay?
What?
what?
@flint vale I need to work on my push ups really badly
Mann I'm over it 
no
?
Ima have to spend like 15,000 on my house
I left my soap and shampoo at home lmao. I now smell like roses and pink sea salt.
Salt u say 
yo
Hello
by any chance
do you know hwot to add server emjis to discord dyno embes
or is that not possible
I have no idea but you can try asking in #community-support
ok
hi-
hi
Hey so does the dyno bot mods actually read ban appeals and explain why or did I just get rejected with no explanation. ?
We don’t control appeals in other servers if that’s what you’re referring to.

If you have questions about Dyno, feel free to reach out in #community-support or #support .
Since my appeal was denied will I get another chance to appeal? Or am I forever stuck
It depends on the settings of the server you’re appealing for, we cannot help you here.
Marvel rivals is the server. I legit just sent the appeal a day ago and it was already rejected I just feel it was pushed aside. I not putting it on you guys I am unsure of how the dyno bot bans work
We have no control over moderations in other servers, including appeals and denial reasons. I’d recommend reaching out to their team if you have a question.
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
Ok thank you for ur responses appreciate it
No problem
Thrice plus 1 👀👀
I find it hilarious how china just obliterated like two trillion dollars
hello
Hii joe
Marshall!
Hiii hruu?
Good, wbu?
That's good! And samee
Good to hear
Mhmm
mmmmm
lol you beat me to it
it's like a clapback move from the chinese xd
Hi
Hi
Not really
Sup
Hiya
Watcha doing

Giving my son his bedtime bottle and hopefully will sleep better than I did last night
My anxiety disorder came to visit last night and I couldn’t sleep
What are you watching
High potential
Yeah not bad
Hi
About this lady with a photographic memory who becomes a consultant for the LAPD
I want a photographic memory
Ohhhh
Me too
I do already have good memory though
Lol I have an AuDHDyslexic style memory
Mine isn’t that good unfortunately
With my food I see how I want it and I can make it. I also remember where I’m going after the first time going.
Memorize landmarks
But I can’t tell you if the dishes in the dish washer are clean or dirty lol
It’s always the small things
Lol the other day my husband asked me if we still had brownie mix and I told him where to find it in the disorganized nightmare of a pantry, and it was exactly where I told him
Anyway, I’m going to try to sleep. I’m pretty exhausted
❤️
Sweet dreams!
Short term is good, long term is good, medium term is absolute doggy shite for me
I can hold our 10 digit serial numbers in my mind, and I can remember most of what I learned in high school, but almost nothing from a month ago 
Whats uo
Remind me in 1 second to pet my dog.
pet your cat
Pet yourself
and call yourself a good kitten while petting yourself 😭

I need help like crazy
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
.
Why
Hi!
Hi

✅ fang103456 met Dave's Hammer
Thanks musk for inspiring these people
@hot holly hi
Hello

Hey you, Bye bye
@obsidian meteor No advertising here
But there is Matthewing here
True
Get this Banana for only $9.99. But wait if you call the banana line we will throw in a 2nd banana, completely free! 
Nuuuu I fell asleep and my baby had other plans
They have a habit of that
Now that's a good deal
Hii
@granite igloo Sorry this isn’t the place to ask for that
✅ twitchtaefn was smacked with a mute spoon
Hi
Hello
Ello.
hru?
Good hruu??
Why are thricedonut's roles not visible?
i am amazing
That's good to hear
You are
@near grail @hot holly ypu
Huh
yup
My fault
its not your fault my fault
Okk
I'm having issues with dyno

I sent but no one helping me
you were helped
@misty pecan can you respond like a turtle?
or quack like a duck?
No one replied to me
i legit did
all good
hi
Why does gay dyno exist? @hollow tendon
it's a custom bot, you can get your own with the Custom premium plan! 
You can upgrade to Premium today at https://dyno.gg/premium! For more info about our plans and benefits, you can visit visit this page!
.
Sup
Yoo
oh really? i thought it was a normal premium option
hey zoomers, what are you conveying when you use the 😭 emoji? google gave me multiple answers; not sure which is the right one
it's the fact that I've seen it in various contexts which makes me confused as to its meaning
Very good question
I keep seeing it be used with the 💀 emoji and am quite lost
Perhaps it’s like crying laughing in those contexts (but there’s an emoji dedicated to that)?
it really depends on the person using them, I've seen " 😂😭 " being used at the same time and it looks really weird to me haha
Ohai again lol
Ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
hiii
Ello orey.
I made my birthday breakfast
Is there like a command to know a list of latest mutes, bans/kicks in a list?
Like you do with ?modlogs but rather showing ownself or a single person's modlogs
Would be cool if there was one like that
Hi
For a specific and each server though
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

It means crying face with streaming tears.
Sometimes it’s very sad or disappointed, sometimes it’s meant to express “too bad” or “I wish, but I guess it didn’t happen”
but that's not how zoomers use it; I'm pretty sure of that
it's sometimes used as a laughing emoji but it's also used to express... frustration? idk
Yes I do get that frustration angst aspect sometimes
That’s what I mean by “I wish”
Illusion
💀
Thats aboslutely wild

Привет всем , как изменить префикс команды (Command Prefix) я случайно не то написал ? За ранее спасибо .
😀
russian
yes да
For non English support head to #support-non-english
good
It’s your bday?! Happy birthdayyy
Thank you.
Of course! Hope you have/have had a good day 😄
😮
I am back from the dead
My best friend carried me bridal style today
Happy birthday
Is it your wedding day?!
Thank you

i just had to upload this lol
More SHUT UP Grandma here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmA2A6IMiQ
Follow me on twitter! https://twitter.com/bl8demast3r
Huh
Selective Mutism
my bad
Did you know about selective mutism before

i did
i deal with someone who has it every day
I see
I've dealt with anxiety before but not to that degree
Well kinda to that degree but not in the same way where you can't talk but more where you kinda break down
Have you ever dealt with With?
I have a friend who usually stops functioning.
im very rarely anxious
I used to be
But I'm better now mentally
Anyone who knew me a few years prior could probably tell I was in a bad spot
O got banned from a server anyone know how I can get back in I tried an appeal but they no accept (first time being banned on server)
Or does anyone know how long the ban is
we can't help with that here, sorry
I can't send image
a teacher once told me, right before an exam, if i was any more relaxed that id end up shitting myself
which i find absolutely hilarious
I would burst into a laugh.
same teacher also said that she was probably more nervous about my exam than i was
she wasn't my teacher for that subject
Very interesting.
she was just sitting with each person before they went in
Help
If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.
@grizzled condor imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
?
he meant me
you pinged the wrong dude
althought i was ghost pinged in here
Ah makes sense
Ty I like your name too
❤️
mb
@simple helm imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
Hru
No
Oh
good hbu
I'm ok tyfa
im literally gonna block you and ban you from opens
np!
Hiiii
Hello.
Hello
erm-
Welcome back
Hii
Wsggg
Can u buy with crypto?
^
you can not
Alright
why not
fr
wspp
You play south west Florida on roblox??
Yes
YAY
I was playing it earlier
Wanna play?? Samee
Sure
Betttt
why would itbebro
..
Bruh my internet just cut off😭🤚
It has been doing that all day.. 0-0
😭😭 bruh I was looking for you
@ripe falcon happy birthday
Welp blame my mcdonalds wifi bro literally 3 people are on it bru
Which is my point
Damnn man so will you be able to play?
@ripe falcon happy birthday enjoy it
Ya
It's also my mom's bday aswell lol
K I rejoined
Meet me at stud rack gas station
How are you
Good hruu?
Lil tired lol
Got off work and the dog needed a walk so bad
She's such a brat lmao
Thank y’all!

🤣
Hiya
My internet went off AGAIN ;-;
Oh well
If it goes out again imma crashout fr fr
oop
Ofc it went out again bruh
oop
Where can I talk to a discord moderator?
Hi!
Discord custodial services?
Possibly, maybe theres a spill somewhere
🫠
Hi
Hello.
Guess what I had for dinner
Food
Beef
I filled out an appeal form, where can I see if they respond to me?
Hii
I filled out an appeal form, where can I see if they respond to me?
for starboard is there anything else i have to do besides putting it to a specific channel and picking the emote or is the custom emote a premium thing ? (please ping me when someone responds)
i figured it out just now i appreciate the reaching out
That's a lot of beef
Hi Raven
Yes please
Pretty drained. It was a good birthday but I’m definitely getting ready for bed
You?
Hii
Good, hbu
Good as well, just getting ready to watch the new episode of the rookie
Ohh hope the bday went well
Ty for asking
Hello
How are you?
Good
AgentS
Mr. Phantom
I filled out an appeal form, where can I see if they respond to me?
Wsgg
Good day
Hru bro??
Nothing much thinking of playing a game but haven't decided
Ahh nicee
Raven is here time to summon the Cardinal and Falcon
Hello, can anyone guess what it is today? (ik it's Wednesday)
That's good and samee

Sleep time?
Nopee
Ahh aight
Hi
Hii
hru all?
i am good
Good
Morning
athats me
When does a dnyo ban from a server usually expire
Server by server basis, so who knows
Hi
Tomorrow
Slay kween
Oh nahh
Hell nah
Now the chat is dead because of this video
LMAO
bro my core is hurting so much
I did a 1hr 30 min core workout with my gym dad and he is LETHAL
oop 💀💀
imma break his knees
I bet you a candy bar you won't
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ty
I can't even read your profile because there's so much shit happening
The dragon?
Good

Heloo it's me aven I lost me nitro
Morning
Ello.
Hi
Gm
What’s everyone up to?
does i need a classic dyno bot on my server or can i kick him out?
does anybody know?
@ripe falcon do you know?
erm
Time to sleep 💤💤
?
dang u must got a different timezone lol
Ye
What's ur time
10:53 am
do you know maybe?
Know what.
930 pm here
.
hi
Dang
when i have custom
Hey can you help me
😄
All the best ,may the. Best happen today

Same for you ❤️
yurrr
Thank you
i will kiss you
what
No thank you
Sup?
yes yes
Just feeding my little guy. Trying to go over milestones with him
nice
why
how old are you bucket ma´am/sir
none of your business tbh
why so rude
please respect other's boundaries, thanks
Well, doesnt mean you can be rude.
He wasn’t rude.
"none of your business tbh" doesnt seem respectfull.
it's to the point
Alright, your choice.
Actually yes I have
quite fun
I had a golf ball looking car for years after driving during a hail storm that broke both wind shields. Did you have a recent encounter?
nah but i miss hail
Did you go someplace without hailstorms?
no it just stopped having them

I think we had 1 or 2 last year
lucky
Do you get thunder storms where you are? We have crazy ones
Ello.
Does car insurance pay for weather damage
I very much doubt it
depends on a lot of factors
Weather tends to be a good reason for voiding things

At UPS if your package has a service guarentee and it's delayed due to weather the guarentee is void no matter what
I hate standing in the same spot for hours
Then having to walk six miles

Walking is easy
Standing is not
Guess which days I have off 
Now Profil
wtf happened to the logo

Dino or dyno
@dull hemlock i mean we make it this logo every year for the chinese new year
def not new
I find it kinda funny lol
don't see how it's different to any other public event/holiday
Oh yeah it’s the year of the snake
Being an English primary server, how many people do you recon celebrate it?
so
quite a bit actually tbh
let's go over aviation news shall we
F35A in alaska crashes to the ground, pilot ejects

South Korean passanger airline bursts into fire on the runway and everyone escapes
I get into an argument at least once a year with someone who tells me I’m a snake because I was born in 1989.
Except I’m a dragon because I was born in 1989 before the Chinese new year. Therefore a dragon
I forget what it was for when I was born
Whats with the chinese server icon
new year
I'm a dog
Bau bau
I’m a rat
I’m technically an earth dragon
what in the world is that
A rabbit
And my son is a wood dragon
ok dude what the flip
what
that face
Waiting for a while?
BRO WTF
when this servers icon it looks like russian communism flag
i thought it got'd nuked
when its small
that'd be honestly quite funny to see someone try to do
arguably it looks more like a pumpkin, but yes that would be funny
bro
when you click the mutual servers on someone on mobile and theyre in this server
it deadass looks like ussr flag
oh there
i mean
no it just looks like a nuke
@vestal hamlet btw the banner doesn't really make much sense
blame soti
wed say 新年快樂
why me
because you changed it
@rough ember the blame is hereby placed on you
yoo

wanna share mites infinity
XD now stuck in traffic
I think I’ll pass on that one
aw fin
.
Someone abandoned their pickup truck on 301 and I had to quickly merge into another lane that was plugged
Gn.
Did anyone else look at the new logo and think Communism
yes
Mao it makes sense
Why is this server icon like communist party
OMG YESSS I just said that
Happy China

what

Communist onion
Export them as a text file
Lol
omg yes
we got communist Dyno before GTA 6 😔
get a life child
Who
This is terrifiying











