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Ah I see, that’s useful. My block list is very short. Mainly dank Memer, because I can’t stand him 😂
i think im banned from the dank memer server
lmao, I probably have over 1,000 people blocked. I just started adding notes recently so I’ll probably hit the limit soon 😬
Speaking of AI I read a fantastic article about when AI becomes a threat to itself
💀
a thousand????
The article on AI is fascinating if you’re interested
Do yall think AI will fail?
Yes. I think it will
inbreeding AI is crazy
To a point where it becomes useless
There’s actually a paper on that
out of all of this smart AI it can’t make numbers and letters look right in images 😡
One sec while I find it
"Sorry I dont want to spend 20 bucks a month on Chatgpt"

Half of these words don’t even make sense
The hell?
Can it though?
I used Chatgpt during science class when we had to google stuff.
Massive time saver.
lol
I used it to give me code for Linux to fix my Minecraft launcher.
my cat is snoring
Minecraft has traumatised me
But hes so cute.
More specifically hypixel 😭
Lmao
Hello
Sup
I am new to this server
chat i need this
Just join it to chat
and its on sale too
Bruh
Love how there are only 3 real things to do
Lmao
Guess it couldn’t find any other New Year’s resolutions lol
real, don't even know what half of them mean
lol accurate for most
fr
I miss the gym
Except for that one guy.
yeah
Even though I’ve still been going even though the hospital told me not to
My membership isn’t voided until January tho so why not use it
🤣
Maybe there’s some memory limit when you do an image
Here’s two articles https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2825395
Possibly. I bet it would drastically increase if I paid for it
How’s everyone doing
.
Gonna eat him tonight though.
I’m tempted to, but I don’t see how much I’d really use it. I primarily use AI for refining school essays and making study guides / practice tests from my notes so ChatGPT plus wouldn’t overly benefit me
The cat is hungry.
What
Invested to get more out of my job
Well im a magician so got some new stuff to mess around with 
Hi
It takes me forever to search for and retrieve the articles I wanted to mention
You're a magician?
Uh huh
Can you make a truck appear in my driveway?
That is neat, have you heard of Maskelyne who helped to hide a city in WW2
Morning
Hey jade
morning
How are y'all doing?
good
Not that good yet 😂
Morning
hru?
Damn
I actually haven’t
I'm doing alright, took a shower a bit ago and now I'm chilling
Hii
Talking of the gym my homie asked me to go later so I may
Well that's good
Hii
I'm doing alright, took a shower a bit ago and now I'm chilling
I almost had to go to a ruitian club and help a magician
It would be excluding my illness, it’s fine I’ll take it easy, he told me he’s there if anything goes wrong so I’ll be fine
Nice nice
Alright that's good
Shocking active chat this morning
Yeahh
You’re a British magician you have to read the story
They wanted like to boyscouts
Well I probs have lmao I just have an ass memory


Cal wanna play nitro type at some point 
I’m down
Well I’m on my way to my other house
I would get demolished
Give bugs bunny justice!
i wish you could join 
Jade types too fast
Later is what I’m trying to say
Going to need to limit her to only one hand
Jade, whats your WPM?

155 so far, that's my highest
I’m actually addicted to this song goddamn
god damn

I used to hate this band as a whole but this song is just living in my head rent free
my highest is like 110 i think
What song was it?
“Clint Eastwood” by gorillaz
It was 142 but I broke that 
good song
Gorilla?
I can make an alt and play a few rounds 🤭
I hate how catchy it is
Bett
Im a gorilla monkey mix
Jade I’ll dm you when I’m home?
@vast meteor username Lavoixy
Of course, let me know
Damon albarn is my goat though
Heck yeah
Damn that was fast
Here i'ma just have you add me, I'm too lazy to search up your name 
much better than I was expecting
https://i.imgur.com/F3acqf2.png
sent
Ya readyy
love then unicorn car lmao
yes yes

YES
I love that car so muchh 
Okay let's goo
im scared
rip.
I just woke up so excuse me for typing a little slow, dw I'll adjust
you can stay sleepy for as long as you'd like 
loll
Rrrrr

LMFAO i started typing in the search bar
Omg
Omg that happened to me one time
My cat rn.
I was so mad
Ohh I see
We
My cat loves me the most out of everybody in my house.
Oh my god
nice
Is he anoyying?
So yes?
Oh no
Lmao yup
@compact spade Nerd
I don’t have the energy no more I’m past those days
No u
Uh huh
i'm switching keyboards, this is going to be bad
I sent you an invite to something I think idk if you got it lmao
i have two 60%s on my desk, one is new and one I have been using for a while
Like one of the puffr jacket kids?
Oop
i was using the new one, this is gonna go bad
Also how do yall do home defence in the UK?
Oh luckily not he’s fairly innocent but he’s so, teenage-y
Like, “hey Callum what does this mean” 😭
Thank god bro
I didn’t even know a few things he said to me
Lmfao
Honestly I don’t stay at a single home long enough to know
I hop between like four houses
Really?
Yeahh
In the US we use firearms
Magician life is actually weirdly hard with all the travelling
@compact spade Wanna race againn
Thats fairly common
Yeah idek, you can ignore the friend request
And have to socialise a lot
I got that too when I recently came back to playing this game
Same I hate it but when I have like a deck of cars with me in become a completely different guy
Lol
Confidence goes up, I become funny, find it easier to socialise
Gotcha
Have a good one.
Omgg I am slacking
Lol
lmao
I think imma deliberately make myself pass out
Cos I can do that now!
At least I’ll get some rest
i refreshed :(
racism 
i'll be back in a few mins, gonna go grab some food
Aha thanks! I’m just glad that I’m finding workarounds of everything with this
No problem!
I shall wait for my water to boil for tea
I can't wait til we can race ugh
Ugh not meee
Yay I’m seeing Lara tomorrow 😄
ooooo
I'ma invite Mal @finite marten
Omg nvm
lmao
Which Mal?
@rough ember I'm awake
The developer or the accuracy person?
The one from the other server
Both are in that server 😂
Exactly
Ah I see, you meant the Magmal dev
No
He's the one that's in our race right now
Malakai AlmightyOne is the dev of Magmal
Gotchaa
The other Mal changes names all the time but is great at accuracy
Lmao I was confused for a sec
Actually both Mals change names and both are famous
oo that's nice
Daily backups
Be sure to keep them because I was dumb enough to accidentally delete something but I recovered it
Tough text
Omg that was bad
Eeee
Time for a chocolate peanut butter cookie
That sounds good
For breakfast?
I think I just cut my finger on the aluminum foil of my drink and will stop racing
thx
cut the asparagus
Oo I want onee
I'm listening to the polar opposite atm
I'm listening to classical harp and flute
(I already had a headache last night from being sick I think, too much stress and stuff going on - three performances this week)
I’m listening to 120 decibel songs 😭
Sounds fun though
I'm sure you've seen this https://www.mathematische-basteleien.de/handkerchiefmouse.htm
Lol yep
Do you find that being a magician is 33% comedian, 33% skill and 34% psychology?
I’d say more comedy, very little skill
Well, mostly how you handle the audience, but I’m more of a mentalist really (mind reader type) so most of my stuff is super simple just how I handle everything
I'm not a mind reader but sometimes I can guess what people are thinking
Particularly when they go "hi" out of the blue and the "hru"
Lol my performance style is typically “oh I’m creepy and getting inside your head”
I also do this cool voodoo doll trick which mimics what a voodoo doll would actually do “if they were real”
Ah I see
The worst experience I’ve ever had as a magician is I terrified this girl lol when in reality I’m a nice guy
I can see that
The only reason I got into this sorta stuff is because I met someone who showed me a trick, I was super shocked and I wanted to give others that same feeling I first felt
Do you do a lot of those math related tricks?
Oh nah I do advanced stuff nothing self working
Lemme reword, fairly advanced stuff lol
Ah
There's this passage in RM Ballantyne's Giant of the North where it described a very climatic scene involving a bear-angekok, if you've ever read it
I don’t think I have tbf I’ll have to check it out
Honestly, since I've encountered the world of Discord I haven't spared much time for reading
I was a voracious reader before
I haven’t done too much reading for the past year or two, it’s tragic actually, I used to quite enjoy spending some time reading
I’ve lost a lot of brain cells since then
Morning
Haha fair enough
Hi Zino
Hai
But that reminds me with all the magic talk I need to get more gigs booked in
I have been waiting ages for you to say that!
I haven’t done anything in ages and it’s hurting me
I c.
How do you generally get engagements? I would suppose word of mouth referrals from guests
I don't speak English
Welcome back to the beautiful world of sunshine and oxygen and sparkling snow
Ok
But I live in Darkverse
I'm absolutely certain that sunshine exists in Darkverse, it's called moonshine
Yeah it’s typically just going around places showing that I’m an absolute loner and they offer me gigs, and I usually give my contact out at wedding performances
Stuff like that
No it doesn't exist
Even the dark side of the earth receives rays of sunlight reflected off the moon
Only eclipse and purple moon exist
It's not earth
It's another universe
Byedie
Enjoy the cosmic experience, see you
Am I a bad person for charging my own family who wanted a magician at their wedding
nope
My fairly distant cousin is getting married lol
Hiii
Ello Jade.
I don't know. I don't charge my family 😂 but that's personally
I’ll probs give mates rates
Christmas I went caroling, someone offered me cash and a bottle of wine, both of which I declined
Sounds reasonable Cal
Strangely enough I've never heard of having a magician at a wedding before I met you
I believe the one magic show I've seen was at a child's birthday party once, and it was, shall I say, not as impressive as one might think, but perhaps I watch too closely
Ah to be fair, child magicians perform simple tricks for people to be able to easily process; it’s all about performing what’s right for the setting!
I’m fairly young myself, so I really have to be careful and considerate of the environment
I will say I was more impressed with the collapsing stacking boxes and less with the skill of "coloring" pages 😂
Ohh the appearing drawings and then making them coloured in? Lmao
That’s a classic if that is what you’re on about
Hiii
I’m more “signed playing card to shoe”, then a bottle of drink randomly appears in my shoe, making them think of things, figuring it out, obviously the voodoo doll trick I said about
How is Jade?
Is Dave offline for everyone or just those who got banned from using Dave's services
Voodoo doll trick is typically my big finisher especially when I’m performing in like a pub environment
doing alright, been racin on nitro type as usual lol
Ofccccccccccccc.
Omg I have this song stuck in my head, gotta listen to it now
Lmao protein bar too on top of the lots of steak and egg
I am still on preztels and brie and tomato soup
Oh nooo
Sounds like you are far from famished
I don't know about you but I could well afford it
Well I do, did, a lot of exercise
Despite all my efforts I'm still as skinny as a stick, sadly
I can’t do anything extreme anymore 😦
My gym mate is lowkey convincing me to still do it anyway and he’ll help if anything goes wrong
I've come to the conclusion that a happy frame of mind and a good night's sleep has more to do with health than weight and calories
Guys, you know someone is power hungry when the person who exposed someone for only wanting power gets banned
What
Where
When
Who
Why
Cos I said so 🗣️
Damn
Jk I just didn’t know what to say there
I was expecting "how"

Hi. Good
Glad to hear
Bleep
Aha
dork
Blurp
potato
XD
that's so cute, I love it
Bro I got ban again from other server
congratulations
Honestly if you keep getting banned from another server, should be a lesson for you 
Tell them to unban me

Can't really do anything about it 
i just got a free revolver from ym grandma
its and old smith and wst 38 hamerless 4th
im so angry because we spent 30 minutes trying to open it but you literally pull up on the top
Didn't even remember this server
Lol
sure was
Mhm I bet
Yeah
its a very old revolver
Playing nitro type and listening to music
Well they are your friends lol
online i saw it sold for 850 euros
crazy
i got some money from my grandma so im gonna buy that fishing rod
dang
Hiiii
lol
Hi fellas
There's a lot to be said for being in nature and being able to relax
Howre we all
I'm currently listening to Elgar's Enigmas and still on Discord chatting between various servers
I imagine your 2 hour car ride has ended?
Ooo how fun
Yup! Got dropped off at the gym and it’s closed so had to walk home 40 mins in the freezing cold
(I had no jacket)
Are you home yet?
Yeah just got home and chucked the heating on
I personally drink tea all day every day
Do you prefer yours with milk or with lemons
Oh what I’ve never had lemons
That’s something I’m doing asap
Never do both 😂
Some people like it with milk/cream/sugar, some prefer it with lemons
I’m weird I just eat lemons lmao
I heard tea with lemons were also a very British thing, but as I'm not British I don't know for sure
I do know some Americans like it as well, sweet tea
@flint vale @compact spade want to race yett
I gotta set my pc up 
Bett

wanna vc too??
Ello again.
I can do when time comes for sure
uh huh one eternity later
I miss skyla 😦
REAL
A hot water bottle does wonders, but for me, a hot cup of tea does double duty - for my wrists as well as for drinking
skyla?
Lmao fr
That girl i was talking with
ooo
I think I was too nice again rip
dam
Uh huh
Rather fortunate
I'd rather not be rude; one is prone to do something one regrets later
😂
Precisely
did I tell you I made it into the finals?? @flint vale
Congrats Jade
Gratz Jade o/
Oh no! Good job jade 
Hi excuse me, who do I dm for when we win a giveaway? I didn't want to bother anyone since it was Christmas but I haven't received any dms at all
Once all giveaways are complete, we will reach out via Dave
Ah alright. Thank you! ^^

Bro doesn’t know English
What makes you think that?

She’s speaking Spanish I think
I can speak some words in multiple languages
Thank you is my best word with more than 10-15 languages I believe
Wow! That is impressive.
I don’t think I’d be able to list 10 languages if I tried.
You shouldn’t be
Mandarin and Vietnamese are two of the most difficult languages to learn
My girlfriend speaks mandarin so I’ve been learning it a bit
One of my friends, I’m going on a cruise with her and her family, and they all speak mandarin
So my friend thought it’d be cool if I learned just to set a cool impression
that's nicee
Hey give me mod
What
Heating up from the inside out (with soup or hot tea) is more effective than outside in
Oof yeaa same here sadly
I know lol
Actually we love both sorts of chips
But we usually prefer the fries with ketchup and don't understand the malt vinegar
close one ☠️
I've seen that John Wick bot somewhere...
I seem to remember meeting the developer
In retrospect perhaps not the wisest thing to do

How long the ban is gonna last?
i finally beat call of duty black ops 6. took forever.
How long does it last?
idk
Yayy
Ikr
Hruu today?
good wbu
Hey folks!
Samee
Hii
Does anyone know how often does Dyno fetch the latest YouTube video from a channel?
I can see there's only 10,000 daily queries limit in the Google Cloud Console.
That's not something we're able to disclose (or actually know ourselves), sorry
All good, thanks anyway.
Nice nice
Helo
Hi fellow cat
@sleek needle <3
@wraith summit Do not advertise that here
W fellow cat hehe
Hii
Mhm
Helloo
How are y'all doingg
Hii
Good wbu
Good and wbu
Hi
hi
doing alright, just chilling now
nice nice
mhm
That's good
mhm
Hi
hi
howdyisha
U got ur new years resolutions
its' the 28th for me
best admin ever?
fair enough
Why February 29th Only Exists in Leap Years February 29 only exists in leap years because of the difference between the length of the calendar year and the period of the Earth's revolution around the Sun. In general, a year is calculated to have 365 days, but the Earth's actual revolution period is about 365.25 days.
Thank you for the information
real
where
listen to this
ooo
Hru today
I listened am now ded
Fr
Lol
Good, hbu?
Decent could be better
open it
Only logical
hi
.
I hope you read
Just wait like i do. or go afk or something
and btw Hazem isnt in this server.
its a Support server for the discord bot "Dyno"
I don't even know how to see hazem in plz donate it's like impossible
Because he doesnt join often probably. and when he does he donates people then leaves probably.
You'll just have to get lucky.
Hey
hi
How’s everyone
good and wbu
pretty cold here
im ice skating!
no wayyy, i wanna try that lol
i would fall
it’s cool
well not if you fall 
Yes.
Twins
fair lol
I'm not good at it but yes
oh sheesh
how easy is it to fall tho 
Very.
easy!
Just have to find ur balance or use an upside down bucket
too scared to try actual skating ngl 
@misty pecan What else do you like
hmm... i am clumsy so i'd probably fall a lot lol
epic question
dyno? Idk 
Nah i like gaming, and pcs, and cats, I'm a pretty boring person
well aint that a coincidence
Is this a pop quiz
?role @misty pecan 855929916087599194
✅ Added role Cozy Community Staff to zinoviya
Oh oh ywah
yes and you just won!
YAY
Well that’s pretty great!
Yall really had to make it a special moment 🤧
Cal hiiii
Heelloooo
How are youu
damn
What about youu
that's wild
Hi
I'm so happy because my sis got staff!!
Ayy
Hello
Glad to HEAR THAT
ayy
How to get in in the hazem server in plz donate
Not sure, you can look it up
Js look on pls donate game page maybe hazem put a link to the discord server if there even is one
IKR
WOOP WOOP

"Please no excessive caps" 
mk
did we just get a new cozy
Lmaoo
Yasss
My bad im yapping

@misty pecan 
HII
hey twinn
I'm blue now I'm no longer muted
It fits your pfp or it goes good with your pfp
whats u get muted for
interesting
i thought mute is black
Dark gray-ish
Huh
no its grey
oh
No it isn't black lol
Not with that attitude!
Lmao
I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I'm getting tired lol
Huh?
Ya need sleep smh
I think I'm excited for tomorrow, that's probably the case
I also should probably sleep yess
I am allergic to sleep :).
Probably but still 

I thought we were going to racee
I can do a few tired races if you want 
It's all good, we can wait when your not tired
i dont think thats normal
It probably isn't, no
why would it be weird tho?
I just don't know why I am so tired I haven't been doing loooots recently
Ah gotcha
maybe lack of energy idk
Hmm
why
cus why not
just sleep
Nah
@sour hound how are you doingg
its not good for u to not sleep
i do sleep
Hii i lost one of my airpods
L
This, is something I don't follow 
@dull hemlock 
well if i knew it wouldnt be lost smartie
Lol
@compact spade ahem
Okay ya potato
see thats just too far wow
i would race u rn
Bett wanna go??
oh lord
cant computers too far
I did say this!
🙄
girl
Lolll
no uh dont girl me
@misty pecan
@vestal hamlet
Winner gets
uh huhh
Nerd
ugh fine since u wanna lose so badly
Becaue I didn't open the tab lmfao
let's go
Oh then you don't need me if Howdy is playing
dork
I was only doing it since I was a last resort
I do need youu
did not just dork me
I'll probably be hardstuck 20wpm loll
I don't see you smh @sour hound
Lmfao
thats like the bottom 0%
Ok cool
Very nice
shut up im coming
😂 😂

Next stop is Ikea
I'm at Buffalo wild wings
Nice
I regret eating so much today 
I haven't had Buffalo wild wings in years
Don't really care for their sauce after they changed it
@vast meteor
Buffalo wild wings is good mmm
Gg
ikr
lmao ye
invite or what
Do I have to 😦
are we vc
imma go annoy my cats
I thought I was an option not a necessity!
Hi
Suree I'll vcc @sour hound
Lavooo
cal u better join or else
@flint vale
Not joining now 🙄
mods get him
oop

Ya better join or else
im joined u st
yawnnnnnn

ik now to not join VC while jades in it or imma get scared Lol
Wow such rivetting information
shes scaring me
What did you do
Why does it show me your online but are you actually around? @flint vale
exist 😔

Huh?
I just act crazy I'ma admit
I'm just vibing on discord and spotify
Sometimes
it shows me your online on nitro type but I'm tryna send you an invite
oh probably me then
Smh
I'm not I can promise you lol
That's weird
Uh huh
join
I don't even have google open 😭
admins wil hear about this btw
I'm fun I promise lmfao, but I can be aggresive sometimes
Idk why
I'm just being myself
she threatened my family

who's Dylan
im kidding
LMAO
Who's Dylan, I'm confused
"Yeah dylan"
?
I'm confused
my ex husband is dylan 
Yeah now I'm confused
OREY
is he in the race
I dont know ill leave lol
I do know a dyllan but i'm not sure who you referring to
HI and bye
wtf is a dylan
@keen mauve 
dont leave 😦
@rough plover Matee

.

Hii !! It has been a while how are you doing!
wtf is a dylan
Dyllan and not Dylan, is a me 
It’s a Dylan
Hey! I'm doing alright and yourself?
Howdy said it first
No, it's a Dyllan 
Oh right it’s a Dyllan
I'm doing pretty good thanks for asking ^^
@soft geyser I want Dymi 
dilan just join bro
Glad to hearr
you want dymi
I want Jade
Yes I want Dymi
What if dyllan was actually dylan
I did not what?
and wow I’m so magical
OMG DYMI 😱
There’s dymi
Hello
DYMI
Hey cutiee
everyones colorful except me apparently
ZINO.
what is a dymi
yellow is epic too
I wanted to feel included
wym
Hellooo 
yellow is lame
we need some red in the chat
My bestiee
DYLLAN
@ruby aurora it’s time

