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Just woke up and you?
uh no
it has chuncks of hamster in it
its really good
it may cause cancer but who cares
thanks for the info
I doubt that's even possible but then again, I could be wrong
it also ate my car
eh
and my rice
lmao
and it also ate me
lick me all over? ewww
what does it
laughing my ass off
its all good
Rather not discuss that
No
tell me discord server that disscusses topic like that
don't know

Hiiiii jade
Yeah I don't even know he crazy lol
how are youu
I do be kinda good, woke up in a super good mood lmao, been vibing
What about yourself 
Just woke up myself as well
Ohh I see, how’d you rest? 😄
my back has been hurting a lot lately and im not sure why
I did alright, I slept a little earlier than usual and woke up like 10 minutes ago
Ohh nice that you slept well though at least, an earlier night can’t hurt 
Oh dang
Yee
I'm going to be out today, gotta check out and then probably go into work
Ohh yeah, I remember you mentioning, hope work goes smoothly (:
Oh right lol always worth a try
mhm




Man my wifi is bugging so bad rn it’s not even funny I’m just tryna watch TV to kill time since I got nothing better to do

Wifi be shit sometimes so ik the feeling
Yeah sucks so hard
Good! Class starts soon though
mhm, I had to deal with that back when I was in north carolina, the place I stayed, the wifi was just bad lmao
Like 10 minutes
Oh yeah I feel you lmao damn
heck I’m so bored rn
ikr
wanna vc?
I’m down if you wanna sure
yee
Enabled muteroulette...let's see how the spirits are 👀
Try %muteroulette in #commands if you're feeling lucky...
Nooooo
Yu huh
meanie
lmao smh
reminds me of a meme
which meme?
This was like 3 days ago 😭😭
@vast meteor there are party cats in Ktv for real!?
Lmao
I don't know
Wdym they are starting meow for celebrating...
I don't know what your talking about
😭
celebrating what?
Only Videoke scores.
oki
Erm..
what?
@flint vale
oopsie poopsie

smh
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi

hey

Hey
Hiiii
```prolog
Hiiii
ohh gotcha
BESTIE
BESTIE 😱 

That's a nice sticker
what?
hey
im back
so another guys was watching
and he called the police
but i handled it
oh im crazy
tell that to the cops
well you need to go to there funera- i mean house
Enabled muteroulette...let's see how the spirits are 👀
Try %muteroulette in #commands if you're feeling lucky...
Hiii
Can you stop bringing that up
ok
Ty.
😭
you guys know any good sushi place in karachi in pakistan
I don't
your pfp is fire
@fringe pasture this is not the place to discuss thise topics.
What's up y'all
hi
hiiie
Hii how's it going?
last paper toomo
Ohh nicee
Mhmm
Hi
Hello
hello
Hii y'all
Enabled muteroulette...let's see how the spirits are 👀
Try %muteroulette in #commands if you're feeling lucky...


How are you doing?
I'm alright. Just chillin, how about you?
Sleepy, I think I'ma take a nap
Lol
sssssssss
Ssss
wait how did you lose your emote?
sssssss hruu
Pretty good
Someone said I have "girlypop aura" and I'm 100% taking it like a compliment

wtf does that mean lmao
I'm still unsure after googling it lol
Hello
hmmm
hiiii
Hiiii
ig it means someone who's queer
idk lol
hru
ohh well damn
My elmo emoji
I already went into the server to ask them to bring it back once
And they did
Now I'm stealing it
playing the waiting game (figuratively)

which emote is it lol
The elmo shaking one
ohhhh
gotcha
lmao

hii
😂
tf
eh

I like the emoji one better
Yea I needed to make sure I got it properly. Ima add it to a server.
Hello again
Hello
hi
Yeah that isn’t Dyno.
It's your admins and staff then.
what
The bot cannot send things by itself.
Hi
Woah, that's pretty rude
Dyno will not send explicit images by itself. If a user is sending adult content involving minors with Dyno, that breaks Discoed’s TOS.
If that’s occurring, please report it to @late halo .
Remove staff, remove commands they made. Gg no re
There's nothing wrong with Dyno
You can report people maliciously using Dyno to @late halo


No idea what you're doing mate
Fr
Anyway
How’s everyone’s day going
There's no backdoor. Someone will assist in Dave
I’m doing good, thanks for asking.

Alright then
Idk what I feel like doing today
Paragliding
Boom
Bam
Is there a front door?

I mean
Yea kinda
Now that I have jumped out of a plane, I feel more for it.
Skydiving is awesome
As someone who doesn’t like heights. I’m like hell no with skydiving
I am terrified of heights, it is 100% worth it.
That's why we give you the perfect amount of sedative, take you up, strap you in, then wait for you to wake up matt.
I think I’ll be perfectly ok with going my whole life not skydiving
Nahhhh
Matt you are a groundturtle
How will you live life not knowing what it's like falling from 10,000 feet?
I've seen too many worse-casenario situations. I'd be paranoid that my parachute wouldn't open.
Have you been in a plane tho?
Many times
Hows that for you?
Ok
Yea, same. First time I shit myself but after like 1,000 feet it changed.
I don't have any problem being inside a plane, but being out, falling down the sky, by myself (or with just another person) would scare me.
Brains cannot comprehend 10,000 feet.
I have flown quite a few times
Every second felt like a minute.
Flying nonstop from Oregon to Georgia is fun
I love flying, but flying too much would just get boring imo.
Ive probably been on over a hundred flights now
Ive been on like five and a half.
Yeaaa
I figure at that point, it's not my problem.
I flew as an unaccompanied minor a few times
A stowaway
Nah

Its this whole process, basically have a rep from the airline with me like 24/7
I personally don't like flying by myself, regardless of age. It'd be odd not knowing the person who's practically on your lap for hours imo.
When I flew to Arizona recently, was next to two people who I didn't know but one of them I like bonded with over guns and we started watching demolion ranch and Kentucky ballistics lol
While traveling on planes I didn't mind. Being in that cessna with a plexiglass door and a kitchen lock holding it closed...
lol
Half hour until class
Rip
It's an easy class, so not worried.
Noice

@rough ember I need you
That's not a command...?
Ye lol
It's not a bug just how it is setup atm
@vast meteor nerd
dyno dyno dyno
No u
No
nuh uh
Listen here you pickle
🥒
Listen here you fish stick @vast meteor
I'm not working today, I'm off but I'll be working for next three days
Listen here you b- I mean you eggnog
WHOA!
w0w jade
egg
Dw he knows what I mean
Pickled egg yes
Nice words ONLY!
This is like a daily thing between us smh
Jade is incapable of saying nice words, they need to have insults with it
Pfft please not when he's around
I’m afraid we’re going to have to send you back to the basement again.
Go eat a squash you dill pickle
or take away dyno’s permission to change nickname
The basement? Yikes
Oh my
roblox?
no?
So many eggs
egg inc, minecraft, what not

I might have to get those tbh
It's mainly from "Egg Inc"
Bucket has gone egg insane
it took me like four minutes to do it on mobile in @rough ember's dm's
He has indeed.
Exactly reason why he's an egg smh

And now for my next trick.

Lmao
@rough ember Game tonight?
Did you ever get any vinegar?
No, need to get oil though for cooking.
Oh I thought you said you were gonna get vinegar lmao
Sotii hii how's it goingg
@vast meteor look at the banner sai got for me 😁
Omg that's perfect
Totally fits your profile pic
So who do I tell a potential but to? 
What
I figured out the strat, boys.
?
Guys be honest, should I be Mr knight (moon knight) or a fallout vault survivor for Halloween?
If you're muted when the roles get removed, you keep it.
Ikrr
Idk, vault survivor.
no i need oil
Yeahh, and where did he find it? Or did he make it
Go be an oil
I like moon night
Knight*
Idkk tbh he said he found it and thought about me maybe it was on Pinterest
Ohh okay
Well that was sweet of him
Mhmm
Dam it's almost 5 pm, shit
Be scooby doo
Idk who'd want that lol
Whattttt scooby doo is the goat
Scooby doo low-key carried my childhood when I was younger 😂
Why did I just start singing it 😭😭
How are you doing?
@rough ember why do you hate me
I'm doing good hruu??
found out me bro wears glasses 😦
Doing alright, waiting
@near grail nice background
just noticed that starboard is missing at https://docs.dyno.gg/en/modules
Is that a bad thing 🤔
and hello
Tyyy
For?
Hiii
Hii
yes he was 20/20
hi
he started 3 weeks ago
Hiii
so his eyesite is getting bad
whats up
hi meatball
hi chris
how are you doing meatball?
doing pretty well, youself?
i am well here and happy
good to hear
I have a friend I can stay with but she's currently on vacation during this week, so now I'm trying to see if I can stay with someone for the time being for just this week, I have been staying at this hotel I'm at but it's too expensive to keep spending even just one night, it's like $90+ per night

yup
Damnn yeaa hopefully you find somewhere

hi marshall question
I'm waiting in the hotel lobby 😂😂
how was your monday?
take her keys

It was good
@flint vale 

awesome and btw ur voice is cool
hi orey
i feel orey needs some ice cream
They don't use a key, they have this passcode for the door, like instead of a lock you put the key in, it's the number pad thing
Everyone says that lol tyyy thoo
your voice sounds no different then anything else bob
yw marshall
Hiiiiii
Oh em gee
Hiiiiiiiiiii
sends jade fish and chips
Me on the other hand-
hi brit
I need some fish
Shut it meatball
Oh.
@tepid trail
hi zino you brit?
send jade a burger from mcdonalds
Oh my 😱
My name is Brittany so-
no u
@dull hemlock hi u
Gaaaasp
I'd go with chips instead
Hello
If isn't the nerd
nice pfp
I'll always notice you 😉
Not too much, had steak, rice and asparagus lol
oi u lucky lad
thats mega sus
sometimes i forget who jade is
Ty ty
she just blends in the background too well
Was an adventure

u have fun?
You know what, you right

Yea, it was.
@vestal hamlet youre saying jades average?
You're mega sus
what attitude do u deploy?
Wait what
how am i sus?
jade is like Normal
What’s even going on anymore
Cause you're a meatball
No I'm not
so average?
I'm the weirdest and craziest person
the worst kind of average - "Standardized girl"
damn

I feel bad for the staff team, they put up with my craziness 😭😂😂
Well
@vast meteor what do you have to comment on this🎙️
We dropped at 10,000. Idk how far we fell before the chute opened.
More like bucket does cause i like bothering him
nice
I'll take it
I'll have to do it again some time.
Dropped @ 10k, parachute probably opened at about... 5k
Or actually, maybe around 3.5-4?
nah dont feel bad, they put you in the staff team
Bucket's right @tepid trail don't have much to say since it's true lol
lol ok
Mhm
No I love it
Lol I don't feel bad
Sounds about right
Banana
Well okay I said I feel bad for the staff team but not for myself
Look my brain is not braining lmao
is it ever?
obviously
If we assume you hit terminal velocity pretty damn fast, you should cover over 5,000 feet in 30 seconds.
you'll hit terminal velocity within like... 10-30s
You ever been skydiving???
no but i have done research
The free fall is around 40 seconds.
40s freefall, so aout 5-10s to reach TV
I think terminal velocity for humans is about ten seconds.
Depends on Average Weight/Mass
Around like 120 130 mph
@tepid trail how are you doing btw
you a fucking feather, may take you longer.
im doing good, youself?
I'm super light weight, think it would take me forever too
Doing alright just chilling
probs at 10s jade
You'll still hit about the same time as us tho. It's more about the resistance, not the weight.
true
as always
Y'all tripping smh
You're an egg full works
Fucking autocorrect
Ughhh
I'ma burn your meatballs @tepid trail
zino you susan
no they are protected
I hurt today be nice
@vestal hamlet listen here you dill pickle
Nope
i hurt too so yaknow
with my very advanced anti jade software
oh nice my anti jade software works
you won't tho

Why not
because you like the laughter
facts
this is the kind of news I live for

Fair enough
england is crazy
The emoji is back now?? Oo
jade?
Hm?
hi
Hi
Hi
nerd
No u
Hiiii
hey
How are you?
See figured you might have another way lmao
Always, lol.
Yep
Hmm
Shut it meatball looking head boy
Okay that was completely random
😂
meatball is getting heat today
you jade smell yes
You smell like pickles
Exactly
good
Smh
bucket smells like eggs
no, that is @brittle topaz
Bucket of pickled eggs
Hi
hi
How are you
im good, hbu?
Lavo
He's also being a meatball nerd smh
youre a nerd
Nope that's you
cap
Like you

Ight you finna wake up with burnt meatballs
@rough ember 
Three words
Fuck that shit
@vestal hamlet You
Hello
@vestal hamlet stink
Uh oh, stinky
Hi arthy
hi
hru ?
meh
ah
Hii Arthyy
Howre you big man Chris
hii
i am great here
Glad to hear 😄
Just had leg day at the gym, I’m lacking happiness
sends orey ice cream and cake
My body is not a temple, it is a clown car. And none of these betches know how to drive.
pretty sure a @vestal hamlet smells like if you left a bucket of rotten food, some expired milk, 3 teaspoon of fabuloso and a shot of vinegar
Eesh
Can confirm
hi snek

ẞssssss
Enabled muteroulette...let's see how the spirits are 👀
Try %muteroulette in #commands if you're feeling lucky...
3 words for you
Brain not braining

luvan how is life?
Shut awpe
helloo
hi joe
3 words for you:
WE
DON'T
CARE
Sotii
Hii
hru joe?
He wasn't talking to you
helo
JADE
Yes I know hello kitty simp (no offense tho)
JOE
henlo
Who are you
How are you??
Good, hows Chris?
great sir thx u hbu sir?
We wasn't talking to you bruv
Lmao fair enough
Im good
Random sir*
Hows Jade
Oh you right lol
Doing alright and you?
Hehe
Do you make cat r34 😐
amazing sir
Funny how bucket pings you and the one time your around, he's not here lol smh


Do you make cat r34 😐
@rough ember tonight?
That's me rn
FR
Lmaoo
This is u rn: 
Im good... about to go to sleep here 😴
Nahhh frrr
Alright, you take care
Niceeee
Thank you
No problem
This is jade rn: 
@next harbor hii how's it going
Hii
Hello
How's it going
❤️
Vibing in bed rn
Lmao
@faint jackal got me some chicken today again
Yee
Hope it was goodd
Bro ur not funny, I bet ur a discord mod who has no friends (ur not funny for sending animal memes)
Yeahh it was
Coool
I still have some leftover tho
sends joe water
Ima go slap p didy rn-
Ok
Jade: D Kikky Joe: P diddy
Made no sense but alright lol
Frfr
Ikr
Send me some pls
At least I don't swear at people who don't know hello kitty
Good, hbu?
Hi Dan sir
I wish lol
Why am I hello kitty?
Anyway, fair enough
sends Chris soda
Doing alright, just chilling
cheers
Fr jade:
I can see it by ur PFP + you look like a preppy girl who thinks she's the best
Lol nah
I'm not
Cheers mate
Nah just look at ur PFP you'll see it
I see my profile pic, but doesn't mean I'm trying to "act like the best" I never thought it be that way 
What soda are you having?
You 60% did bud, I don't hate you but you just yapping to much
Are you okay? Something seems to get you in a mood 😅
What
Yes what's up
Oh.
Alright
Ur gonna die and I 23.678446% like that
Lavooo
Hiii
How are youu
Good just leaving a meeting for something
What about you???
Ah okay, have fun with that
Dyno shut it
Just chilling
Nice nice
Mhmm
I want to sleep but it's only 6 pm
Ikkk
Just take a nice little nap
Eh nah
Ur in America?
I'll live lol
Mhm and you?
I am going to punch myself if you keep acting like a npc
YAH
Okay can you stop being rude, enough
Stop yapping or your gonna make me turn into my alpha form
Dyno ban this alpha skibidi kid please-
I don't really care but it's not necessary for here, so I want to ask you nicely to stop being rude to everyone.
@untold thicket Enough. Be nice thanks.
Best cat gif lol
Oh hi bucket
That’s me when my mom doesn’t give me my burnt beans for breakfast-
Why are you saying every brainrot word
What
what server is he in
Cuz I can so..?
Is there a prob?
Ikr
my killy
@old jasper
Afternoon
Hi
A dti group
Afternoon
How are you?
Oh okay
Just got back from dentist
Afternoon
Oh dang, how did that go?
Have some expensive stuff to do
Bet he saw those yellows-
The hell?
Oki
Anyway
oh that’s nice
@sleek needle hope you had a good day besides the dentist
✅ .braid. met Dave's Hammer
Thanks Soti :)
Thank you dyno🥲
i could get this down to 250
Ooo
Miserable
Yes indeed
Did something happen or just the usual
Good night
Nightt
i need to do some work around the house for some money bro cause im broke
I failed my Calc test :(
Oh no, sorry to hear that, will you be able to retake it???
Alright
lol, it's not a big deal as my overall grade is still a B and I can retake :))))
I just need to study a lot for the retake :(
Oh okay good, just wanted to make sure you weren't like failing or anything
yeah no, thankfully the test wasn't worth a lot
Alright sounds good
found a 50cc dirt bike for 150 dollars on FB marketplace
nice
would prob wreck it tbh
Nice
okay how much longer until christmas
Spotify recommended a christmas song for some reason
@hollow tendon
and now i've been listening to christmas music for the past 20 minutes
Dang already?
yeah i guess
nearly
Mhm
hi
Hello
What the hell lmao
Dam it you reminded me of that song
Hiii
yes
Whoops
Lmao

my area is in a drought 😦
Damn
Damn

Hiii
Hi
how are you ?
@hallow jasper I have problem with The beta sky app
I'm doing alright and you?
im good !! thanks
Any staff online who can help me rq?
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Please use #community-support or #support for assistance.
🙏
Hii
Hello
Hi
@vast meteor it's your fault
ẞss
Everything is
@remote plover tonight?
Maybe

How are you?
Sssss
Sorrry y'all, I was pissed off cause tryna login into something and it was being shit
doing alright now and you?










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