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bro is slow
I was looking through our dms trying to figure out who tf you were
LMFAOO
Conor bruh 🤣
💀
hey it's not my fault people change their names
Yall have a good one
LOL
nuh uh
Okay okay, you right
hiiiiiii @urban quail long time no see
Ok then who am i Conor
everything is conor's fault
frrr it’s been like ages
give me 10 minutes
how u been
@patent steppe is the one to blame
that's embarrassing
HELP??
gooddd you?
😂😂
chilling for real
LOL jk i knew who you were immediately just bc of "chia pet"
lmao
Conor you know me ofc
who’s jade
(he's a really good actor!)
just put the fries in the bag
(are you sure he really knows you?!?)
Shut it 😂
sorry who are you
BRUH 😂
🫁
auto correct is my worst enemy
Ight who's you?
Jade was ez because she hasn't changed her name in like 4 years
like a normal person
Holy f
😂😂
Imagine being normal
Oh i can tsay that
Holy f
Wild
Hello conor
Imagine being conor
nah jade went “savage” and i got confused
hi
@lucid tree Precious wants a hug
that sounds kinda wild
Yes
@vestal hamlet nerd
praying "precious" is a dog
If you're wondering who I am my old name is deauthorized
Precious is not a dog!
oh god
ohhh LOL I thought you were just a friendly random
Wanna meet Precious
sure
hiii deauth
He is very friendly
Been a while
@digital oak do u still have that rat dog thing
I second this
Rat dog lol
damn all the oldies gettin back in chat
BRO what rat dog thing
who wants to hug that
OMG PRECIOUS
you had a dog that looked like a rat
STOP
i thought
@patent steppe Maybe you're a random, is that true? hmm
looks like i'd eat by eye balls
HELP?? ASHER?
LOL
Hows Asherrr
he's not random to the homeless community!
idk u had a small dog and it looked like a rat
lice nambo
SO ASHER?
it was very ugly 😭🙏
good lord
The one that looks like the brutes from halo
good, just checking lmao
SAVE MY DOG
LOL
old ahh
@digital oak Ly siss
WIKD
Lyt
i thought it looked like a rat
Hi deauth, hows it going
Hello
Bro only i can call him a rat
I couldn't even greet everyone here if I wanted to
I just did
also hi @digital oak long time no speakkk
So many
that’s rude
Ho
yeah and slowmode doesnt help
That was close
I thought you were calling him a ho
I could have!
uhhh what did you just call me
SHUT UPP
😂
the whole two second slowmode is very limiting
chat
Break the mannequins
i swear oil and grease just spawns on my hands
and not randos
what
oh shiz gl
mine was with randos
ew
my hands randomly get oily and greasy
well we did it on dummies not on each other
and black
Mine was also with randos
That's how skin works
im in boyscouts so its free lol
istg it just spawns on my hands
Aw id want to try to break someone’s sternum
its with the scouts
like motor oil not skin oil
Oh well
Lmao
disappointing for you
i’m a bmw
shut up
finished the online stuff and what not
we're going to use dummies bro
Lmao
what
wild
grits bro ur cooked
@patent steppe So whatcha been up to? Hows things going lol
message loggers 🙃
no im kidding
@urban quail
@vestal hamlet
@urban quail
@vestal hamlet
@vestal hamlet
@vast meteor
@urban quail
@fervent heath
@digital oak
@compact spade
@patent steppe
Oops
@rich mist
@vestal hamlet
@vast meteor
@urban quail
@midnight sigil
bout to activat dart bruh
Okay okay I feel like we finna get told lmao
Tf did I cause
Is that still a thing?
Nobody can tell me off
yeah
chaos
@latent tendon
ofc it is
Oh
@green isle Btw Asher says hi
Oh you mean the brute from halo
Pong
not much lol
why do i have 3 pings
HELP?
@digital oak
Help with what
It is not christmas time
Gotcha
Get that tree out of your name
Lmao
Va chier tbnk
Probably because, we were having fun pinging @patent steppe
is that where the dyno team lives?!?!?
No
oop
uhhh yes it is??
what flag even is that
STOP
It's a terrible flag
there are 82 days left, relax

Worst place ever
Poopy flag
Oh geez
Is it the Bri’tsh
Oh
Dear god
STOP
That's this
IDK MY COUNTRIES
stop it
shu’ up
sensitive
bruh
Now that hurts more than what bucket did
Bri**sh
Bo oh o wo oh
@patent steppe 🫖☕️
IM SORRY (Im not)
Cup of tea and a bottle of watah
how2trapconor
shut up
the fact I can't call you a female dog is very rude
It's okay (I will stab u)
(Please do)
@patent steppe
How2conor
ANYWAYS
incredible
voilence is always the answer
This is true
What
and you mentioned me just to make sure i saw the sticker
gonna have to not shower for a few years to start that process
diabolical
Yep
anti euro sticker is wild
Leaves out Scotland
Hello
Because Scotland is cool
heyyyyyy
hi
@patent steppe PING
wow
What

this bot is so slow
Bruh you flirting
heyyyyy darkkkkkk
Jk jk
gonna need to contact support
LOL
Yassss
Get out of here with that foolishness
STOP
Who are these people
😂😂
The french

Stop posting them
Is that france
tate mcrae
tate mcrae
I have no idea
Yes
how dont u know tate mcrae
Oh its one person
What songs you like??
Bro who is tare mcrae
Cuz they're irrelevant
be fr
A song artist
yes
oh god
Im being fr
She's a song artist
no results found
I like some of her songs
we had a ping war
take him he's yoursssssssss
sorry
@remote plover
it's okay i'm okay, had him in the first place
Ah, okay
Was it Bucket's fault
Hiii
yes
Yes
Pong! 376ms
YES
Yes
Nerd
no ms display?!?
woah a support member who isnt in my friends list
Fuck
wow that took a minute
who dat
dang
No surprise there.
Actually conor idk the last time I spoke to you
You're not on mine 😭
like 4 years ago i think lol
Lmao
good
😭damn
Mentally healthier
Fine then
BY a long shot
Lol
come on bruh
Wtf was that
I can remove friend
i hit the wrong sticker, replying to the wrong person
Oh no
When in doubt...
BLAME 
Should've kept it
Not bucket removing friends
I heard from a friend of a friend that "block" is a better choice
:(
You right
Or Jade
what did i ever do to u bucket
bruh
🙂
i really dont blame him
How about i blame you
SHUT UP
You haven't called jade a nerd yet
I unfriended bucket
@vast meteor nerd
went from 50k to 500k from gambling in gta
oh
Good agent
Now I can ignore your dms
First time
@vast meteor nerd
@vast meteor nerd
@vestal hamlet
@digital oak
@compact spade
at least look at the last one
Oh geez, whyy
bro
@vestal hamlet
@vestal hamlet
@late halo
@vestal hamlet
Hi Dave
@vestal hamlet
Say hi back
Awh
he doens't like you
I'm watching you

sorry to break it to you
Dave is always watching

are you sureeeee
Shut up Lambo
that's creepy
Im keying your car
Connor
dude
my school is selling small ass cookies for a dollar
Lol idk
ur grits, my paint is electric blue
Chia
you’ll get shocked
hi
smaller than my hands bro
Jade
Good
I thought you said smart
Phantom
Hiii phantom
omg coNNIE
no
LMFAO
@midnight sigil sorry I closed your dms
HELLOOO
@vast meteor guess what is happening on Monday
Wtf is a smart cookie
Hey
Does it connect to wifi
HIIII
Welp
No ideaa
HRU
EEPY WBU
How's it going
"Smart cookie" is an informal American English term for someone who is clever and makes good decisions:
AMAZINGGG
October 7th
thanks google
WHY
YAYAAA
What's happening?
Good just waiting for dinner to get done
Guess
Fucking discord
oh
Sent my messages late
lonGt tiME NOsPEAK
my paycheck is coming
Lmao
bro i’m excited for ocvoybor 24rd
i think that's just your wifi
IT HAS
car meet in orlando
I'm on my phone rn but I have discord on laptop too
im down
ewww discord web
ur not even in florida
I wouldn't know tbh
stop kissing people!
no but ill fly there
My 19th birthday
with my car
You should
Nicee
james bond into the usa
Ohh nice!!
hell yeah
Got any plans for your bday??
0-60?
Conor
i bet he got many planes for his bday
Going bowling tomorrow with my family
what kinda planes you think he got
Idek man lmao
oh
nah it's not very fast really lol im 22 and live in the UK so insurance prices are crazy. only 150bhp
Aww that's nice, have fun!
ooo blue angels
old man
get outta here
Target spotted we're moving in on
i have a slow car too
dw
How do you uhh clear cache on laptop again?
Mine has 68 bhp
whats ur horsepower
I forgot
@patent steppe dms
wait ur 22??? i'm catching up to you ;w;
240 stock, going to 300 soon
omg really. my first ever car that i got had 79hp and i thought mine was bad LOL
niceeee
All units move in on Sushi
Omg finally someone who's the same age as me
0-60 15 seconds
I think my 0-60 is like 7 or 8 secs
real
Thx
England, Northumberland
insurance prices hit hard bro 😭
ill get a nice car when im over 25 so my insurance drops a bit
oo nice
Last year £1650, this year £750
i mean i do love my car lol. but i only got it because i couldnt really do much better
What kind of car is it??
but it's still beautiful 😍
damn
My car cost me £2800
my insurance is like 600
Dang
Dang
oof lol. Mine was £980 last year. renews in January
When did you start driving
mine was £17.8k lol
Probably tacos and nachos
hopefully still got it by the time im 25 so I can upgrade and part exchange it to some dealer
WTF, what is it?
18
get a bmw
Yeah
mhm
I started on my 18th birthday I passed on October 2nd 2023
Nicee
uhh 69 plate Seat Leon FR Black Edition with winter pack and some rims that the previous owner put on it. I guess they're "sports" rims or something idk. They're nice i guess but honestly i just thought they were stock when i looked at them until the dealer told me lol
Oo can we see
Did you declare the modifications
im in 2 minds. i'd love an Audi RS model, preferably RS3. But some of the beamers look super nice too
yeah. too risky to not do that at my age
Fr
cuz you never know if theyre gonna come down and check lol
if you have rs money, get an M
What's the modifications for
I honestly prefer the body styles of the RS over the M badges. And the Audi diffusers look hotter
m6 is slept on asf
No it's just when you file a claim they will give any reason not to pay
no
I already had something, but I'm probably gonna eat again lmao
m cars > rs cars
chat
What's up
you have to declare when your car is modified. That way the insurance company know so that if they have to pay out to get you a new car, they know how much extra they need to pay you
right that too lol
Ohh I see, that makes sense
What's the issue with it?
wont start
lmao
we have a buddy who can fix it for us
Oh yikes
That's good
Hopefully it gets fixed
Mine doesn't have a black box, fully comprehensive, it just requires a dashcam
tbh it'll all come down to which one is more reliable. I havent really looked into that yet but I have quite a few friends who either have an Audi or a beamer so that helps lol
but ofc they're all gonna be biased as fuck
Must have been a salad
Merc>> BMW>>> Audi
Why do you always guess what foods you thought I eat but I don't even have it lmao like
say what
Say what
f word
oh is the f word filtered here
yeah
Firetruck?
i saw jade say it and just assumed it was allowed LOL
F
Contributors are automod ignored
that’s why i’m being so biased
smh
Its fun to guess
9 yr old car and i haven’t had any issues yet
My car is a 2014 reg
had a 1996 ford that lasted forever
until like 2023
people who get like 10 inch lifts are gay
What kind of restaurants you near?
oh
I can give suggestions
depends on build quality too. lots of these new cars are using cheaper and lighter materials but the prices are going up instead of down cuz of all the extra unnecessary features they keep adding. but i hate when you get into a car and it starts squeaking
Yeah they do if you look after them
wdym sqeaking
squeaking
bro i hear some cars start up with a screwed belt and ts sounds like a loony tunes sound
lol
Cookout, Bojangles, Popeyes, Subway, uhh I think Burger King and I wish this golden carrel that I'm right next to would be opened but it's getting rebuilt
have you ever driven in like one of the new electric audis? the centre console sqeaks when you nudge it because it's made of super cheap materials lol
and the same for the door interior, dashboard, etc
Automatic for people who can't drive
Bojangle's, Burger King and Cookout all good options
well nah i didnt mean it's just electric cars. i assume it's in a lot of the new petrol cars too, i was just using that as an example cuz ive been in one
ill never own electric car either lol
bro snuck burger king in there
I'm gonna get an electric or plug-in hybrid when I pay off my current loan next year. Because 4 cars isn't enough I guess.
LOL
i’ve never had that
i hate teslas bro
or seen that
Mhm Ik, I might go to one of them tomorrow, could go for some cookout ngl, I haven't had that for a long time, and I may get my usual, burger and fries
LMAOOO
dude teslas are the WORST for it. Every single heckin inch of the car squeaks when you move it
Nothing beats weatherspoons ain't that right @patent steppe
cuz it's all just cheap
The storm dragon
burger king is so bad
What's that
all tesla fanboys talk about the 0-60
Bad take is bad
and nothing else
fr bro
UK restaurant
You haven't seen my fast food tier list
I don't really like it either, I don't even go there
Ohh, I see
Wetherspoons on TOP 🗣️
What can you get from there
I love burger king. The only reason I stopped going is the coupons they keep sending me in the mail insist on 58 servings of fries and I don't care for french fries.
chat hear me out
It's so good, I recommend it to every American visiting the UK
Oh damn
0-60 in 2 secs yeah but 100% battery to 10% in 20 mins
those 1 dollar frozen pizzas from food lion are actually fire
And Greggs
I stopped going to burger king cuz it reminded me of McDonald's xd
how you gonna drive to London from Manchester in a Tesla bro
fr
The only good things at bk are the burgers and desserts
What?
said it
just have to stop off at the services for 7 hours to charge your car
😂
Fair enough
takes you like 19 hours to get across the country
Lol
im sound thanks
Otherwise I prefer somewhere else
yeah
Ohh ikr, the pizzas are pretty good
2 seconds if you ignore rollout and have perfect weather on slick track, and if you buy the most expensive model. The rest aren't all that impressive.
i had one today for lunch lol
In the UK:
Burgers: weatherspoons
Fries: burger king
Desserts: McDonald's

@patent steppe the other night me and my buddies were at wawa and we had to help a guy push his car to the charger cuz that shi died in the middle of the road
it was a newer volcwagen
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
oh no
Just out of curiosity, when y'all doing something right, do y'all like having something playing in the background or do you need absolute silence
I went the other day and a freshly made sandwich was only £2.20
stop hating on teslas :(
You forgot about Steak N Shake and Wendy's
RIGHT
i do schoolwork in silence
I'm talking about the UK
Well at least it was light and easy to push! VW love using plastic for their shit. My car is super lightweight thanks to them 🥰
F the UK
Those are over there to
real
ireland is fine tho
Silence
Which wawa did you go to? I know one but idk if you were in that area
Literally always have music
Not in my area
playing something in the background
bargainnnnnn. although greggs did used to be so much cheaper lol
Oh so kinda like me
remember pound bakery?
Either instrumental music or calm country
still a few dotted around
They close to London
I love having something playing in the background but then I like silence too so either way
Ik I'm nowhere near London
@radiant bluff you tried pound bakery?
Ayy
could get a full meal for like £2
Ah
Pound bakery?
They pretty cool imo and also hiii
Music is so good
Hii
you've never been in one?
Yass
they're a bakery and their initial design was to sell literally evertyhing for £1 or less
Best thing ever
How's it goingg
Never heard of it
Oof
surely this looks familiar?
Hmm
they've started to close down now so they're less common
Try using the web app instead of desktop app
Nope
Check for an update
cuz their prices kept going up
This wifi is probably shitty
damn you missed out. when they came out they were literally so popular because of the prices
What update
could get 4 sausage rolls for £1
Never seen that before. But that's a bummer
Some people use their own wifi lol
Chilling
£1 for a sandwich and a bottled soft drink
How about you
Ye
hell yea
Just wishing discord would load on my laptop lmao
I don't like weak wifi
Idk, check to see if you need one.
The web app? Hmm never thought of that
I just updated it not too long ago
Should be able to by just closing it fully and opening it
Oh
yeah so never update discord
Usually messes up when I need to update
Why's that? And I meant like, I updated my laptop cause it needed
I do that on mine because its a low end laptop
tap water is so good bro
ohhh okay lol
Yeahh lol
Whyyyyyy
well water especially
Do dogs not know where to step on people
it was a joke cuz Discord love releasing unfinished/buggy features
Ofc they do lmao smh
my dog does that all the time when i walk through the frontdoor. literally without fail. the exact same spot. i assume you can imagine where
Ant pile?
OMG
And I found like 10+ more colonies
step on it
Yep
Hell no
@digital oak
Ohhh
john
It's like bro, you see what it does, you're at least five years old.
Put foot in to find what kind

I poked at it with a stick, and all hell broke lose
lmaooo
Lmaoo I ran away
XD
Made them mad lol

Lol
lmao my friend hates anything small that moves. had to rescue her from quite a few tiny spiders
That shit is the worst
Aww
what the...what type of colony is that
she just freezes up and starts shouting
Ant
Ants
I always hates ant piles xd
It's those uhh small ones
cows
Be have a huge fire ant colony here
Y'all know the small black ones or whatever
In my garden
same, I hate those small ants
The ants
I just use boiling water
this guy in my street keeps bees in his garden
Yeah
💀
hi conor 
Lmaoo ikr
Broo 
@tall mist how are you??
I need to sleep holy shit
hiii
same
Go sleeep
I hallucinated earlier, now I shit myself cuz I saw myself in the mirror.
good, doing a big thing on blender for someone, hbu?
blake
and I finally got a real chair :D
I'm on like no sleep in a week
Just listening to music and discord still won't load 😭
Yeah right I doubt it
discord mobile?
you're up late too @radiant bluff
If I don't then whatever
Noo I want to pull up discord on my laptop
It's still not loading
ah
put it in rice
It's loading but it's just showing a white screen lol
What 😂
I plan to get me a PC soon. Still waiting for an email
Even on web?
You out of your mind Conor
Oh I'm tryna pull it up through my browser
Try Ctrl + R
I don't get jokes soo
Wait
Lol same
Right?? Like what
What
Dad jokes, picking on me or messing with me as a joke. I lack sense of humor :p
what do u want
You pinged ME
what do you call a fly with no wings
Dad jokes are the best
nuh uh
A walk
Lmao
I get annoyed with them sometimes
what did the ocean say to the beach
Ocean man take me by the hand 🎶🎶
That's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle.
Nothing it just waved
@patent steppe
Lmao see
Dogs cant use MRI machines. But cats can
Good one
Attire
Call the support 
what
What
what
Jk
A faux pa
please

Lmao what
You have to understand it to get it
Yeah same
why did the blind man fall down a well
Why
Exactly
he couldnt see that well


Why can't you find a a camel in the desert?
im sitting here trying to think of dad joeks now lol havent done any in a while
why
Hello guys
?dadjoke
HEY THATS CHEATING
Hii
I m new here
It has camelflage
lmaoooooooo
wait i remember one of dynos dad jokes
why do birds fly south in the winter
Why
cuz its faster than walking

LOL that was my fave dyno dad joke
@lone echo we need a new sticker!
I have too many
What do you call a short mother?
what
Minimum
lmao
heLLOOOOOOOOO
Gn Conor
@vast meteor night
@lone echo don't worry about the slots
@digital oak
We need a Greek one!

Nightt, nice seeing ya around 
Hello guys
Hi
Hii
You guys play pls donate
No
Not a place to ask
Sorry, we're not a Roblox site
@compact spade

Lol I love this cat gif
Goodnight sir

Man I have like no patience 
For what
mmmm
Night.
ok whatcha need
Anything anymore
Fait enough
hello
Hii

how is everyone ?
good, just chilling hbu
lmao
Relatable and not
glad to hear
have i seen you before??
Omgg how you been??
Good! Just been busy(working towards a CS degree)
I haven’t checked in since the last puzzle hunt event
oooo nicee
what are you planning to do??
whats that mean?
its the 80s rock on my local radio



