general

[vast meteor]

Dam

[undone haven]

Burn the heretics

[green isle]

Flavor is subjective

So if you say something is acidic or sweet, it means that you think it's acidic or sweet

Not someone else

[warm fjord]

Apparently science babies can be triplets on the sims so sending them BOTH to have them was a bad idea

[vast meteor]

Oh no

Well

[warm fjord]

I thought it was guaranteed 1 baby each

[undone haven]

If I say Starbucks "signature" coffee is sweet, that doesn't mean I've tried Starbucks coffee @green isle

[vast meteor]

Idk if there's a way to fix that lol

[warm fjord]

Unless i starve them, no

[green isle]

True, but you did say you had encountered the people

[vast meteor]

Oh no

[undone haven]

yes, and I've encountered Starbucks

Doesn't mean I've tasted it

[green isle]

Have you encounted their signature coffee

[undone haven]

I have had the displeasure of doing so, yes

[green isle]

unlucky for you huh

[undone haven]

yeah

Unfortunately for my wallet I did eventually try it, and it was sweeter than I was led to believe

[green isle]

dont think ive tasted coffee in well over a decade

[undone haven]

I recently got an aeropress to try to make coffee that isn't terrible

[vast meteor]

Wonder what I should eat but idek

[green isle]

food

[vast meteor]

Well ik that

Idk what specifically lol, I'll figure it out

[green isle]

im making tea

[kindred sable]

Am good ty,hbu

Hello,sorry my internet being so bad

[warm fjord]

my sims hired a nanny service and she looked at the 6 babies and left

[green isle]

sounds like something i'd do

[warm fjord]

mood

[terse mango]

Sorry am really lost... Are you both @warm fjord @green isle related?

[warm fjord]

Not related, partners

[terse mango]

Ahhhh ok I see.

Gn now.

[vast meteor]

It's okay dw, sorry I fell asleep for a bit lol

[urban quail]

Hi

[vast meteor]

Hi

[urban quail]

how are you

[vast meteor]

I'm alright, about to head somewhere to get food

[urban quail]

Oooo

Fun enjoy

[vast meteor]

Yeahh

Ty

[urban quail]

mhm

[vast meteor]

Is it raining where your at?

[urban quail]

no

[kindred sable]

Hru btw

[vast meteor]

Doing alright, just out atm

[plush copper]

👍

[vast meteor]

Oh, looks like it's going to rain for me

[urban quail]

Oh man

i hate the rain

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[vast meteor]

Omg it started raining right when I asked you if it was raining for you

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[urban quail]

Oooo

[soft geyser]

lambo back to old profile picture

only took 19 hours

and

20 minutes

[urban quail]

bro what

I HAVENT CHANGED MY PFP

hold on let's go super far back

watch

[vast meteor]

😂

[soft geyser]

⌚️

[vast meteor]

And hi MB

[soft geyser]

Hi

[vast meteor]

How are you

[soft geyser]

I’m good thanks

You?

[urban quail]

Hey

[vast meteor]

Me too, just on my way back home now, my friend and I stopped at a store down the road from us cause I needed some food to last

[vast meteor]

Wasn't this the pfp you had before?

[urban quail]

yes

[vast meteor]

Thought so

[dull hemlock]

[soft geyser]

It was

[vast meteor]

Ugh finally I can eat, I'm starving

[cursive wharf]

how is everyone

[unreal sparrow]

You changed pfp again

[vast meteor]

Ofc

[vast meteor]

Good, just eating hbu

[soft geyser]

That happens every 5 mins

[unreal sparrow]

Next thing you know you end up being viral on youtube

[vast meteor]

Oh geez

😂

[vast meteor]

Okay not all the time lmaoo

[soft geyser]

You’re right

Every 3 minutes

[vast meteor]

😂

Okay fine, I'll take that

But I don't change everyday lol

[cursive wharf]

your banned from food

i am well here

[vast meteor]

You already said it

[unreal sparrow]

If I had 10 million subscribers could make that happen lol

[vast meteor]

Lmao

[near grail]

What are yall hooligans doing?? Nothing good probably

[verbal geyser]

hi

[near grail]

Now I know your up to no good

[near grail]

Hru?

[verbal geyser]

im laying in my bed smh

[near grail]

lol

[verbal geyser]

im being lazy

[near grail]

Damn

[verbal geyser]

im tired and mentally just dead

[near grail]

Oof

[verbal geyser]

that answers the hru lol

[near grail]

I'm good gtg tho working cyaa

[sleek needle]

Hello

How’s everyone doing today

[fervent heath]

gonna go trespass on the railroad tracks

gonna go see the boulder

should i go hunting for coyotes?

mfs are meanies

[urban quail]

Hey

[fervent heath]

what

[urban quail]

?

[fervent heath]

hi

[verbal geyser]

im alr and you

[sleek needle]

Just finishing up work

[vast meteor]

Listening to music

[vast meteor]

How was work?

[sleek needle]

Ok

[vast meteor]

Alright

[flint vale]

Hello

[vast meteor]

Hii

[flint vale]

How are you Jade?

[vast meteor]

Doing alright just chilling and listening to music

[flint vale]

That’s good

[vast meteor]

Yee hbu

[flint vale]

Yeah not bad. Just waiting on food cooking, not ate all day

[vast meteor]

Ah I just had something too, already ate it

[flint vale]

What did ya have?

[vast meteor]

It was one of them dinner foods, ones you heat up or something like that 😂

[flint vale]

Ooo a ready meal?

[vast meteor]

Something like that yeah

[flint vale]

I have a lot of them in my freezer😂

[verbal geyser]

uhh life

😭

[flint vale]

Feel that

[vast meteor]

Dam, I want some

Give me 😂

[vast meteor]

Mood

[flint vale]

Hmmm, gonna cost ya😂

[vast meteor]

Damn

Fair enough

[tepid trail]

hello there

[modest sequoia]

Hi

[cursive wharf]

sad

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/james-earl-jones-dead-93-rcna42405

[vast meteor]

Hiiiiii

[tepid trail]

rip

[tepid trail]

hru

[vast meteor]

I'm good and you?

[tepid trail]

im good too

about to sleep pretty soon

but rn im chilling to some music

[vast meteor]

Nicee

[tepid trail]

Hbu

[vestal hamlet]

@urban quail work until 11pst

[urban quail]

What’s the est equivalent

[fervent heath]

about to go trespass

[vast meteor]

@vestal hamlet nerd

[fervent heath]

or

actually

might finish the shelter

[vestal hamlet]

Add 3 hours hippy

[urban quail]

oh

[hot holly]

I just witnessed a murder

[vast meteor]

What

[vast meteor]

What in the world

[vestal hamlet]

Flock of crows is called a murder

Befriend them

[fervent heath]

i hate crows

[vestal hamlet]

They hold grudges

[fervent heath]

next one i see im shooting

[vestal hamlet]

Magpies hole generational grudges

So do giant Asian hornets

[fervent heath]

any mean birds that i see are dead

excpect those nice little birds

[vestal hamlet]

They aren't mean by default

[fervent heath]

those guys are chill

[vestal hamlet]

You can befriend them and they will like alert you of danger

And leave you stuff

[fervent heath]

hmm

[urban quail]

have you befriended a crow before bucket?

[vestal hamlet]

I have not unfortunately

[urban quail]

hmmm

[fervent heath]

hes befriended a donkey tho

[vestal hamlet]

I have befriended feral cats and dogs, spiders, frogs, horses, cows, so on

Jumping spiders are amazing

[vast meteor]

Wow, nice

[urban quail]

bucket would be talking to spiders and frogs

[vestal hamlet]

Ye

Have befriended parrots

[urban quail]

parrots actually talk back tho

[vestal hamlet]

Ye they do

[urban quail]

I wanna talk to animals

that’d be cool

[vestal hamlet]

Lots of animals do understand you to some extent, mainly it's your body language

Horses are great judges of characters for example, they'll let people they deem "good inside" pet them, while not allowing others

[vast meteor]

Fr fr

[cursive wharf]

HIPPY

[unreal sparrow]

Especially with birds, cats, cows, dogs, goats, horses and llamas

[round owl]

There were cucumbers in the break room I ate six of them.

[vast meteor]

I love cucumbers

[dull hemlock]

You're lying to yourself

[unreal sparrow]

Woah

[near grail]

Cucumbers suck

[unreal sparrow]

I never been a fan

[vast meteor]

Damn

Fair enough

[near grail]

Finally home lol I'm tired asf

[unreal sparrow]

Pickles are only good on a chicken sandwich

[vast meteor]

Felt that

[near grail]

I could definitely tell it was a monday lmao I just wasn't doing good at work all day

Which is very rare for me

[vast meteor]

Yeah they good on a chicken sandwich

[vast meteor]

Oh damn

[near grail]

Oh hell nah

[unreal sparrow]

Jade needs some chocolate milk

[near grail]

You trippin big time

[vast meteor]

I'm going crazy

[near grail]

Yeaa usually I do really well idk what the problem was today

[vast meteor]

Ah gotcha

[vast meteor]

I wish

[near grail]

You definitely are if you think pickles are good on any sandwich

[vast meteor]

Well they good on a burger too imo

[near grail]

Sigh

[vast meteor]

I don't know about any other sandwiches now

Lmao

[near grail]

On that note I'm out I need to rest anyway cyaa guyss

[vast meteor]

Cyaa

[vast meteor]

Also hiii illusion

[unreal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-more-chicken-chick-fil-a-gif-11995960

[dull hemlock]

No one loves cucumbers

They're sad pickles

[unreal sparrow]

Illusion is probably high as a kite

[vast meteor]

I do tho

Y'all high

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Lmao

[dull hemlock]

I mean

[vast meteor]

You meann

[unreal sparrow]

Here jade have a booster shot so can be a little taller

[vast meteor]

Shut up 😂

You know what, I'm good with my height

[vast meteor]

How are you doing btw

[dull hemlock]

Confused

[vast meteor]

Whatcha up to besides telling me I can be taller 😂

[dull hemlock]

This game is too complex

[cursive wharf]

Hi mr phantom

[vast meteor]

Omg, so me rn

[dull hemlock]

[cursive wharf]

Hi army cat

[dull hemlock]

Hello

[vast meteor]

Which game

Hi Chriss

[cursive wharf]

Hru army cat

[dull hemlock]

Space engineers

[vast meteor]

Illusion is an army cat

[dull hemlock]

Confused cuz my game

[vast meteor]

?

Oh I see

[dull hemlock]

Yes

[cursive wharf]

Whats confusing

[vast meteor]

What happened bruh

[dull hemlock]

Cargo sorting

[cursive wharf]

Oof

[vast meteor]

Fun

[dull hemlock]

Basically they keep looping and pulling shit out to put back in

[cursive wharf]

I wonder something

[vast meteor]

Ah

[cursive wharf]

Make a gravity gen moon

[dull hemlock]

We gotta eat the moon first

[vast meteor]

Not the moon

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-moon-gif-10973131198585528214

[cursive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-moon-moonfall-moon-big-moon-end-of-the-world-gif-23689870

[unreal sparrow]

Just got done eating and shower

[vast meteor]

Nice

[round owl]

Cucumber is Odin's sausage.

Like banana is his burrito.

[dull hemlock]

[midnight sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R9Cj3y-oBcE

[dull hemlock]

I misspelled assembly

[near grail]

How do you mess up that bad

[dull hemlock]

Another option was ass boyfriend but it won't give me anything anymore if I spell that again

[near grail]

Ass boyfriend 💀💀

[dull hemlock]

[urban quail]

Hello

from work

[humble elbow]

Does dyno have a way to have a certain level ping a role?

For example, only lvl 10s+ can ping mods

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[urban quail]

Hmmm

[urban quail]

LOL

[dull hemlock]

Hello

[urban quail]

hi

how are you

[cursive wharf]

enjoy

[vast meteor]

Hiiii

[vast meteor]

How's it going

[urban quail]

hiii

[near grail]

What yall peeps doing??

[vast meteor]

Trolling 😂

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[vast meteor]

Wyd

[near grail]

Lmaoo funn

[near grail]

Chillin outside listening to music

[vast meteor]

Nicee

[near grail]

Mhmm

[dull hemlock]

Pretty good

Breaking everything

[vast meteor]

That's always fun isn't it lmao

[vast meteor]

What song you listening to?

[near grail]

My earphones jus died so I ain't anymore

[dull hemlock]

Fr

[vast meteor]

Oh yikes

[vast meteor]

Lmao

[midnight sigil]

[dull hemlock]

I have inadvertently made a bat signal

That's our railgun

[near grail]

lol

[vast meteor]

Ohh wow

[dull hemlock]

Some mordhau then back to it

[near grail]

Well ig Aron Rodgers old ass still got it 6 for 7 on a touchdown drive not bad old man

[vast meteor]

Nice

[urban quail]

[warm fjord]

i just got my two pairs of socks in the mail and they were advertised as lighter than they actually are

they already charged my insurance $300 tho

lightest option available is very much not light enough

[near grail]

Oh my

[warm fjord]

they didnt sell white socks so that wasnt an option and im not paying $150 out of pocket for a special pair ngl

[wild escarp]

That's a very expensive pair of socks

[warm fjord]

They’re medical socks

I like that they advertise it as “easy to use” tho

takes me like 5 mins to get the socks on cuz they provide compression

If i was less dumb i would put them on as soon as i wake up but kromm has the brains, i dont

[wild escarp]

Ah that makes more sense. Still pricy though

[warm fjord]

Very pricey yes, i dont understand why they bill that much but it gets the job done

They have to be replaced every 3 months

These new ones i got are niice tho they got these silicone dots on them that keep them from slipping, my old ones didnt have those

[wild escarp]

you can go zooming 💨

[warm fjord]

Yee i would go on walks but they’re only fun when im with someone cuz im scared of getting stabbed

My siblings are too lazy to go on walks with me

[urban quail]

Zoom

[round owl]

Wait what? $300 for socks?

[warm fjord]

medical socks but yes socks

[round owl]

Diabeetus?

[warm fjord]

Huh??

[round owl]

That's merely the most common condition benefiting from compression.

[wild escarp]

Some people may just like feet hugs

[warm fjord]

Oh no i got POTS

basically i was put together like a dollarstore arts and crafts project so my body doesnt compensate properly for the blood pressure changes involved with going from sitting to standing or whatnot

wait who are you asking

[round owl]

Anyone. Everyone.

[wild escarp]

Is that where you get dizzy a bit when standing up too quickly?

[warm fjord]

yeah thats only one of many symptoms tho ngl

the worst bit (in my opinion) is exercise intolerance

[wild escarp]

You just get tired super quickly?

[warm fjord]

i once walked to a taco johns and my heartrate went to 179 bpm

[wild escarp]

Aw that's no fun

[warm fjord]

its some wild stuff, i take salt tablets but im apparently also supposed to maintain a high sodium diet

[near grail]

Hii eco

[wild escarp]

Hey!

[warm fjord]

plus side tho is i can crunch on pretzel salt and noone can stop me

i like to eat it by itself, real crunchy

[wild escarp]

I'm really happy I live in a time period where we have medical solutions for things like this.

[warm fjord]

yee if i get really sick they just give me IV fluids and i feel all better

with the way im built if i was a victorian child i'd probably smell a flower and poof into a pile of bones

my family has better jokes abt my health ngl

[wild escarp]

I can't stand IVs. They are a great invention but they freak me out

[warm fjord]

the part i hate about them is just when they put the IV in, that hurts

[wild escarp]

Yeahhhh

I only tolerate them when they put me to sleep 10 seconds later

[warm fjord]

i can tolerate them after that but i basically dont move wherever they put the IV because i'm convinced itll break (i know it wont)

[wild escarp]

I get chills just thinking about it. Bleh

[warm fjord]

valid

its a better way of knocking someone out compared to the gas mask things they use for kids

[near grail]

Hru??

[wild escarp]

I wish I could have had the gas mask but I'm too light weight

[wild escarp]

I'm doing great, thanks for asking! What were you up to today?

[near grail]

Working

[warm fjord]

i had a few surgeries as a kid and that gas makes things all weird and everything echoed and got all tunnel-like and then i woke up in recovery

[wild escarp]

Bringing home the money

[warm fjord]

i prefer just getting knocked out straight away

[near grail]

Factss

[wild escarp]

That's valid

[near grail]

What was you up to today?

[wild escarp]

Well, work as well which went by fairly quickly. Had some chili for dinner and ordered parts for a PC build.

[near grail]

Well I could definitely tell it was a monday lmao I had a slow day which is very rare for me

Idk I jus didn't feel like it today for some reason

[wild escarp]

Some days are just like that

[vital herald]

ello

[near grail]

True but I still did pretty good so that's good

[round owl]

It is Wednesday for me

[near grail]

How?

[round owl]

Not really, but I have Thurs/Fri off for eye surgery

[vital herald]

lasik?

[round owl]

PRK

[near grail]

Ohh hopefully that goes well

[urban quail]

hi dark

[round owl]

I don't get the fancy stuff. Just Valium

[near grail]

Idek what that is lmao

[vital herald]

hi lambo

[warm fjord]

i dont think i could go thru eye surgery awake, lasik sounds like a nightmare to me

[urban quail]

hows you

[vital herald]

at work rn

discovered i had an assignment due tonight at like 5pm

was very fun

[round owl]

Nah, it's super cool, actually. There's numbing drops and you get to smell your own eyeball burning Made me giggle.

[warm fjord]

idk the idea of them messing with my eyes gives me the ick

[near grail]

Smell your own eyeballs burning..

[warm fjord]

like i get a biopsy on the 18th and thats freakin me out too cuz its on my neck
anything collarbone up is nono

[vast meteor]

Huh?

Oh hi lol

[warm fjord]

oh my god i forgot my haircut appointment

i gotta reschedule it

[round owl]

For February?

[warm fjord]

wha

my cat is crying at kromms shirt again

tempted to get her a kitty passport and bring her with me when i go to visit him

if i put the shirt in the closet she starts crying nonstop so it stays on the closet handle

[wild escarp]

Poor kitty
so precious

[warm fjord]

kromm is a criminal for leaving her

also a criminal for potentially becoming her favorite person

[wild escarp]

stole the spotlight from you

[warm fjord]

fr i raised that girl, bottle fed her, and she chooses him

[vast meteor]

ECO 😱

[wild escarp]

JADE 🙀

[nocturne crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-couch-crawling-crawl-gif-27214040

[wild escarp]

[vestal hamlet]

@wild escarp nerd

Okay bye

[wild escarp]

@vestal hamlet Pail

[velvet latch]

Hello

[near grail]

Hii

[velvet latch]

All good?

[near grail]

Yepp hru?

[velvet latch]

Too

[near grail]

That's good

[velvet latch]

Will there ever be any vacancies on the team here?

[sleek needle]

We always have room for more team members

[round owl]

Bucket was last seen fighting a skunk, and his wearabouts are currently unknown.

[sleek needle]

You can run ?tag staffroles in #commands for more info

[velvet latch]

Ok, thanks

I can't get it Matthew

[sleek needle]

spelt it wrong

[velvet latch]

Ah yeah 😅

[velvet latch]

I was thinking about participating one day

[sleek needle]

Glad to hear!

[boreal citrus]

is dyno website down??

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[upbeat meteor]

dave is a myth

[urban quail]

hiii

[urban quail]

😭

I wana dm dave for funsies

[vast meteor]

Whatcha up to??

[urban quail]

Fortnite

Like always

[upbeat meteor]

the council will find you

[cursive wharf]

maine coon?

[urban quail]

nuh uh

[boreal citrus]

is dyno website down

??

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[urban quail]

[urban quail]

what's that

[vast meteor]

Fun

[cursive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-weird-weird-looking-cats-of-the-internet-gif-23541221

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FudE2dWD5gU

[flint vale]

Hello

[vast meteor]

Hii

[near grail]

Wsgg

[flint vale]

How’s you?

[flint vale]

What’s up brooo? 😄

[near grail]

The usual lol hruu??

[vast meteor]

I'm alright, I had some fun tonight with my friends lmao

[flint vale]

Yeah i’m not bad

[near grail]

That's good

[flint vale]

Aww that’s good! :p

[vast meteor]

Yeahh you missed the fun lmaoo

[vast meteor]

Hi again lol

[near grail]

lol hi

[flint vale]

Never invited me

[flint vale]

Hell yeah 🙂

[boreal citrus]

is dyno working rn??

[near grail]

Whatcha up to? No good probably

[vast meteor]

Oops lmao

[vast meteor]

Should be, yeah

[boreal citrus]

website?? it takes a long time to load

[vast meteor]

Hmm, maybe try another browser?

[warm fjord]

no clue, she was found orphaned in a box, mom was a stray who passed on

[boreal citrus]

alr thnx

[vast meteor]

Mhm

@warm fjord heyyy

[warm fjord]

heyyy how are you

[vast meteor]

Greatt hbuu

[warm fjord]

im goood! still craving pizza

[vast meteor]

Ooo which kind??

[warm fjord]

ill be honest

im craving gas station pizza, jus a cheese pizza

[midnight sigil]

@vast meteor Robert.

[vast meteor]

Girlll I wanna join ya on that

[near grail]

Sometimes gas station pizza is the best pizza

[vast meteor]

What

Oh lol

[vast meteor]

Ikr

They are pretty good

Pepperoni for me ofc

[near grail]

Especially hunt brothers pizza

[vast meteor]

Ooo they good

[terse mango]

Gm.

[velvet latch]

Hello

[warm fjord]

honestly i can almost afford the pizza.... so soon.... it will be mine

[near grail]

Gmm

[warm fjord]

i might go sell some cotton candy to make enough extra to get it delivered

[vast meteor]

Fair enough

[vast meteor]

Hii

[near grail]

Sends 20$

[vast meteor]

Heyy

[warm fjord]

i wish i could have a job, then i'd be able to get some of the things i want (thats a lie my cat will make me broke anyway)

[cursive wharf]

Did i see doni?

[flint vale]

[velvet latch]

How are you?

[flint vale]

Time to talk for the next 10 minutes so I can become shitty brown colour

How have everyones day been?

[near grail]

Lmao

[vast meteor]

Doing alright hbu

[vast meteor]

😂

[velvet latch]

Too

[vast meteor]

Alright

[velvet latch]

I'm so bored

[flint vale]

Hi so bored, i’m pear

[near grail]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[velvet latch]

I'm trying to find people with questions on the support channels

[flint vale]

I know, I had to dig deep

[vast meteor]

You wanting to help?

[near grail]

[vast meteor]

Oop

[velvet latch]

Yes, also just to kill boredom

[near grail]

Yeaa nah your done

My gang

[flint vale]

[vast meteor]

Ah gotcha

[near grail]

[flint vale]

U wouldn’t shoot a pear

[near grail]

Oh yes I would

[flint vale]

That’s pear abuse

[near grail]

Even better

[velvet latch]

The sky here is all smoky

[wild escarp]

#save-the-pears

[flint vale]

Unreal behaviour from a sponge

[near grail]

That's a whole vibe

[near grail]

What can I say I joined a gang and this happened

[flint vale]

Damn, think u should leave that gang

[near grail]

Gangster Bob soon to come

[vast meteor]

Omgg that's so pretty

[flint vale]

Gangster Bob😭

[velvet latch]

There are fires here in Brazil

[urban quail]

Gangster bob …

[vast meteor]

Lmao tf

[flint vale]

I’m dead💀😭

[vast meteor]

Me too

[flint vale]

I’ll revive you

[near grail]

Yepp

It seemed good at the time guys chill out

😂😭

[flint vale]

It was great😂

[velvet latch]

Yes

[flint vale]

Made me laugh

[near grail]

Okii then I'll keep it

Brb

[cursive wharf]

MARSHALL

[vast meteor]

revives

[flint vale]

Spongebob GangsterPants

[vast meteor]

Yeahh

Chris hiii

[flint vale]

Ayo, good

[velvet latch]

🤔

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[vast meteor]

What

[near grail]

Yess chris?

[cursive wharf]

holy macoroni

https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/459027275_8917408708287026_3547206039393722158_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p180x540&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=3FXLaJpYpvoQ7kNvgGS75tY&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AYANjRZQ-45EYaf6NS9QdySFQkOn0dEnULBTMzKyFxiEfg&oe=66E5860A

[cursive wharf]

how are you doing sir?

[vast meteor]

That name fits perfectly with your pfp, love itt @near grail

[near grail]

I'm doing so good hruu??

[near grail]

Ty ty

[vast meteor]

Yep np

[near grail]

@flint vale looookkk

[velvet latch]

Do you study programming languages?

[cursive wharf]

i am great here

[near grail]

That's always good to hear :))

[vital herald]

hello

[vital herald]

i do

[flint vale]

Why am I still not brown😠

[flint vale]

Ayyyy gamgster bob😂

Great spelling

[near grail]

For sure the best spelling of our generation by you

[near grail]

😂😂

[flint vale]

I blame my iphone

[near grail]

Lmaoo

[flint vale]

WOW

[vital herald]

LMAO

bro won't be getting the chatterbird role

for an hour

[sleek needle]

Unfortunate

[wild escarp]

You hate to see it

[near grail]

Well damn I was really looking forward to him being a chatterbird 😂😂

[warm fjord]

i keep forgetting some things arent known by everyone so now i have to explain to someone that wearing a hat doesnt cause baldness

[near grail]

[wild escarp]

Rip. Now I gotta come up with a new way to go bald

[near grail]

I'll shave your hair for you dw

[warm fjord]

they msged me asking why so many bald guys wear hats and if hats make them bald and i had to explain to him that some people feel more comfortable covering their bald spots

[wild escarp]

If you start going bald you just gotta embrace it and fully commit

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[wild escarp]

Woah its a Jade!

[warm fjord]

my dad was dumb and waxed his head and now he's stuck shaving his head for the rest of forever

[vital herald]

hi jade

[vast meteor]

Omg it's an eco!

How are you darkk

[wild escarp]

[vital herald]

tired

[vestal hamlet]

@wild escarp bang

[wild escarp]

Ouch

[near grail]

💀💀

[vital herald]

no obligations tomorrow though except a catered breakfast and work in the evening

[cursive wharf]

DARK

[warm fjord]

he was in his 20s idk, he's one of the dumbest smart people i know

[wild escarp]

"dumbest smart people I know"
I'm going to reuse that someday

[vestal hamlet]

@warm fjord put a flashlight on his head and turn it on

[warm fjord]

its empty

no brain in there, he once tried taking a medicine label off a bottle with a knife and that ended up in an ER visit

[vital herald]

hi chris

[warm fjord]

we tossed the bottles in soapy water and like magic the labels were off

[vestal hamlet]

I tried laying down and got a concussion

[near grail]

🤣🤣

[warm fjord]

i once sneezed and my disc popped out like a pez dispenser

[vast meteor]

Ah gotcha

[wild escarp]

The ground really does sneak up on you when you do that.

[vast meteor]

[warm fjord]

i think... the dumbest injury my dad has had was when he grabbed the metal bar he just used to poke molten aluminum with

[vestal hamlet]

I've done that too

[warm fjord]

is that genuine

[vestal hamlet]

Yes, sometimes I will sneeze and pull something

[warm fjord]

i had covid at the time

[vestal hamlet]

Popped my shoulder out sneezing

[warm fjord]

at that point i'd just get scared to sneeze

i once sprained my wrist by sleeping tho

[near grail]

Oh my gosh

[vestal hamlet]

It's not all the time that I sneeze will I pull something

[near grail]

I've never pulled anything sneezing thank the lord

[warm fjord]

im convinced if i had a sneeze like my dad that i would end up in the hospital or smthin, they're loud

[near grail]

How hard yall be sneezing?

[warm fjord]

for me i had covid, normally my sneezes dont do anything

[near grail]

Ohhh makes sense

And yes dad sneezes are super loud

[wild escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-olaf-sneeze-carrot-nose-gif-4325993

[warm fjord]

i was sick and sneezed and all of a sudden all i could manage was a granny shuffle to walk around

[near grail]

😂😭

[wild escarp]

@vestal hamlet zap

[vast meteor]

I sneeze loud enough for it to echo

[near grail]

[flint vale]

uh hi can someone help I can’t setup the av bot command 😭🤣

[brittle topaz]

if i sneeze its a roulette with my body to see if it wants to cause me pain or not

[near grail]

Oh my

[warm fjord]

i think the worst sneeze i've had was one that triggered a migraine

aint ever got properly hurt by one except for the covid sneeze

[wild escarp]

Ya'll are dangerous

[warm fjord]

i am only a danger to myself (and apparently kromm)

fighting for my life rn trying to get all this cat fur outta my face before i inhale it

[vast meteor]

No u

[wild escarp]

My sister sneezes without any warning. There's no "ah" in "ah-choo". It's just "CHOO" screamed at the top of her lungs with no warning. Scares the heck out of all of us every time.

[near grail]

Lmao

[urban quail]

I scream when I sneeze for that reason

"AHHHHH CHOOO"

[warm fjord]

my sister screams when she sneezes, im glad she moved out

like initially you think someone got hurt but no its just a sneeze

[vast meteor]

The loudest sneeze I ever heard was from my dad, his sneezes are louder than anyone else's lol

[warm fjord]

why is it always dads with the loudest sneezes, does it just automatically flip a switch once they have a kid

[wild escarp]

Gives me a shot of adrenaline every time. Fight or flight

[velvet latch]

Hello

[vast meteor]

Hi

[near grail]

Hello for the 80th time lol

Hru?

[velvet latch]

Kkkkk

[velvet latch]

I am good and you?

[velvet latch]

Hi

[near grail]

I'm doing good jus chillin in my bed

[velvet latch]

Oh yes, how nice!

[near grail]

Factss

[near grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-21394520

[urban quail]

Oh?

[flint vale]

Hmph

[exotic python]

hu

uh

[near grail]

Pear what you up to?

[flint vale]

Chilling on gta wbu?

[near grail]

About to go to bed I gotta be up for work so I shouldn't even be up this late

[flint vale]

Oh damn, go to beddd! Lol

[near grail]

Lmaoo fine fine goodnight man

[flint vale]

Goodnight dude

[verbal geyser]

Hmm

@near grail U still awake?

Nvm I see his messsge

Sadge

Anyways what’s up that

[velvet latch]

Hey guys, Can you please show your bot projects here?

[plucky lantern]

wdym

[velvet latch]

What?

[vestal hamlet]

What do you mean

[velvet latch]

Show my projects as bots

[vestal hamlet]

No, sorry

[velvet latch]

Ok

[grave totem]

yo how do i give a role to a person with a command

so i could do like ?role.1 for example and it could give me a role

[exotic turtle]

👀

[green isle]

Good afternoon

[undone haven]

Good mornin

[velvet latch]

Good

[sturdy pilot]

anyone know how to get help from google support?

[rough ember]

probably google

[velvet latch]

Beautiful profile

[rough ember]

tyty

[terse mango]

Ello.

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[strong storm]

How do I get clan tags

[brittle nymph]

lol. funny coincidence seeing this question here

you'll have to join a guild. through an invite link
(btw you can't create your own guild)

[vast meteor]

Ah

[near grail]

Sorry man I was asleep

[kindred sable]

For a bit I was like"who is this dude"

[near grail]

Lmaoo

[karmic drift]

yo

[near grail]

Wsgg

[karmic drift]

whats up

[vast meteor]

Ayyy what's up

[karmic drift]

how r you

[near grail]

Ohhh I thought you was some random person 😭😭 idek who's random and who yall know anymore 😂😂

[wild escarp]

I am a random person

[kindred sable]

Whats are you doing

[lucid tree]

@karmic drift I saw a car meme for u the other day but I didn't know where u went so I didn't ping

But I wanted to

[terse mango]

Raven!

[lucid tree]

Have you tried the derandom function

Hi Doni

[terse mango]

How is Raven?

[lucid tree]

Tired

But doing well

How are you?

[terse mango]

I am good, I am watching the Satisfactory 1.0 Release Countdown stream atm.

[lucid tree]

o dang

That's out of EA finally?

[terse mango]

In bout 4min and 10secs yeah.

[lucid tree]

Sheeesh

[terse mango]

Indeed.

[plucky lantern]

raven, doni

[terse mango]

Live chat is going wild.

Ello dymi.

1 min.

50 secs.

Released.

[wild escarp]

I haven't tried that yet. I'm scared of what being normal is like.

[exotic turtle]

😂

[green isle]

Disney+ crashed :(

[exotic turtle]

😦

[velvet latch]

Hello

[sleek needle]

Morning

[green isle]

I was finally able to open disney+ again

[velvet latch]

Morning

[round owl]

PTO is not enough. I need to go on maternity leave. No, I'm not having a baby. I am the baby.

[green isle]

What if I'm a man

[hot holly]

Instantly signed away all your rights by doing so

At least according to their lawyers

[green isle]

Nah they only have the right to murder @warm fjord

I signed away others' rights not my own

[warm fjord]

what

[green isle]

If you have a disney+ subscription

[warm fjord]

Oh no i leech off my dad

[green isle]

Disney can legally murder your spouse

[warm fjord]

boy you better not let that happen

[green isle]

And yes this is in reference to an actual event

[warm fjord]

I am aware

Im not easily killable tho

[prime terrace]

Meow

[green isle]

Yea now you are

[warm fjord]

defying the odds for 22 years and now disney is coming to kill me

[green isle]

My bad

[round owl]

It may surprise you to know that (at least in the US) Maternity leave also applies to male babies

[green isle]

Man =/= male baby

But parental leave for the father is called paternity leave

[round owl]

You are not a baby, then you can't take leave. I am the baby though.

[green isle]

Laughs in 40 weeks of paternity leave

[velvet latch]

Hello

[flint vale]

@fierce niche is fish

[urban quail]

Hey

[vast meteor]

Hey everyone

[urban quail]

Hi jade

[vast meteor]

How's it going

[urban quail]

good, you?

[vast meteor]

Good, just hot from walking on my way back from the store

[urban quail]

Ah

[vast meteor]

About to take a shower after I eat

[urban quail]

whatcha eating

[vast meteor]

Yeahh, whatcha up to

[vast meteor]

Chicken Alfredo

[urban quail]

bout to make breakfast

[vast meteor]

Ah nicee, what you having??

[urban quail]

cereal

[vast meteor]

Sounds good

[velvet latch]

Good Afternnon

[urban quail]

hey

[velvet latch]

Hi

[cursive wharf]

Hi

[vast meteor]

What's up y'all

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[cursive wharf]

whats up

[flint vale]

Why is Dyno gay?

@hollow tendon

[sleek needle]

That is one of our custom bots with a nice pride logo

[flint vale]

Can I get premium for free pwease 🥺

[sleek needle]

No. Sorry

[urban quail]

Hey

[kindred sable]

Jade O.o

Hii

[vast meteor]

Heyy

[kindred sable]

Hry today

[vast meteor]

Doing alright, just chilling now and listening to music

How about you?

[kindred sable]

Nice

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[kindred sable]

Playing in Lifeboat

Minecraft

[vast meteor]

Ah nice

[kindred sable]

Just started building a house lol

[vast meteor]

Ooo, I can't wait to see how it turns out

[amber spade]

:dynoSuccess: geeskimyg has been warned. || Being disrespectful to staff

:dynoSuccess: geeskimyg has been warned. || Being disrespectful to staff

[vast meteor]

What is going on lmao

[amber spade]

Yo

I'm invisible

🫥

[vast meteor]

I see that

[flint vale]

Meow meow

[flint vale]

Give this man a name

[flint vale]

geeskimyg has been warned. || Being disrespectful to staff

[vast meteor]

Reply pings is a thing

[amber spade]

Nahh

[vast meteor]

I suppose reply pings do come in handy

[flint vale]

True dat

[flint vale]

how can i not click ur name

[vast meteor]

Ikr

[amber spade]

I'm invisible 😂 ima bot!

[flint vale]

ur not

[amber spade]

Jk

[vast meteor]

Just tap on where their pfp is

[amber spade]

QUEEN!

Hush

[vast meteor]

Oh well, I tapped on your profile

[amber spade]

HUSHH

[flint vale]

how can i get ur nickname

[vast meteor]

Oopsie

[flint vale]

Someone is definitely gonna come in here and give you a nickname, js

[amber spade]

Don't tell u lol

[amber spade]

Ima leave and rejoin 🙂

[flint vale]

Uh huh

[vast meteor]

Okay

[amber spade]

Who want my username

Who want my username

[vast meteor]

No thanks

[amber spade]

??

??

[vast meteor]

Can you not

[flint vale]

now i like yellow

my nickname is bettttter

[vast meteor]

Good color

[flint vale]

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼

[vast meteor]

Idek what your name supposed to be lmao

It's just showing me blocks

Unless that's intended

[flint vale]

my nickname atleast invisible

[round owl]

If you fzck up a meal, call it chicago style and serve it anyway.

[vast meteor]

Eh somewhat

[urban quail]

Oh wow

[green isle]

I keep forgetting to skip the intro

[vast meteor]

On what?

[green isle]

So now I've watched almost 2 hours of the simpsons' intro

[vast meteor]

Oh

Dang

[green isle]

It's 50 seconds long

[round owl]

Blimey

[vast meteor]

Ah

[velvet latch]

Wow man, how hot!

[vast meteor]

@green isle Dang

[prime terrace]

hi guys

[vast meteor]

Wait I thought there's an option to skip when you watch it on TV or something

[prime terrace]

gay dyno ?

[vast meteor]

Hiii

[prime terrace]

hi

[velvet latch]

Hello

[vast meteor]

How are you

[prime terrace]

I’m good wbu ?

[vast meteor]

Hows it going

[prime terrace]

music helps me cure my adhd 👍

[vast meteor]

Doing alright, just listening to music

[velvet latch]

Good, and You?

[prime terrace]

Same, what music u listen to ?

[vast meteor]

Good listening to music

[vast meteor]

Hip pop and rap hbu

[velvet latch]

What genre of music do you like?

[prime terrace]

I like video games music I mainly listen to Glenn’s theme song (Roblox piggy)

[vast meteor]

@velvet latch

[vast meteor]

Nice

[velvet latch]

Ah yeah

I like Rock and Acoustic

[vast meteor]

That's nice

[velvet latch]

Only songs from Brazil

[vast meteor]

Never heard of it

[velvet latch]

Brazil?

[prime terrace]

Brazil songs are popping off rn just bcuz it’s used for edits too much

[vast meteor]

Brazil songs

Ik what Brazil is lol, I just never heard of the music

[prime terrace]

can I send a link to a music of Brazil ?

[velvet latch]

Kkkkkkkk I listen to Brazilian music because I'm from Brazil.

[prime terrace]

Or if u have Spotify ima listen to one and u check it

I have a profile connection

[vast meteor]

Nah I'm good

Ty tho

[vast meteor]

Ahh neat

[prime terrace]

👍

[prime terrace]

Np

[vast meteor]

What's it like in Brazil?

[velvet latch]

It's... It's not paradise but it's cool

[vast meteor]

Ah okay

[prime terrace]

my country is an African country try and guess !

(It’s not the n—— country)

[velvet latch]

Angola

[prime terrace]

nop

[vast meteor]

Ah gotcha

[prime terrace]

Ok

[velvet latch]

Oh... I didn't know that you can activate notifications for a specific channel on a server.

[vast meteor]

Oh you can?

I didn't know that either lol

[velvet latch]

Kkkkkkkkk I have activated channel notification #community-support To go there at the right time to help the guys

[vast meteor]

Okay

[plucky lantern]

Yep, I have notifications for any message on most channels on this server lmao

[urban quail]

dymi

[plucky lantern]

lambo

[urban quail]

dymi

[vast meteor]

Ohh I see now

[plucky lantern]

Doesn't work on mobile tho

Discord being Discord

[vast meteor]

What the notification?

[vast meteor]

I can set notifications for this channel

[flint vale]

Thas cool

Where get

[nocturne crystal]

pinterest

[flint vale]

Oh

[plucky lantern]

Nono, I mean you don't get any notifications unless you're in discord

[nocturne crystal]

discord glitchin?

[flint vale]

You mean the silent feature

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380251591418183680/1241100942242218134/slownet.gif

[vast meteor]

Weird

[vast meteor]

What silent feature?

[flint vale]

@silent

[vast meteor]

Okay

[flint vale]

Yes

I fogt the name

[vast meteor]

Like in general or for here

[flint vale]

In general?

[plucky lantern]

No?

[vast meteor]

I don't remember there being a "silent" feature

[plucky lantern]

I guess it's impossible for discord to send a notification for every message lol

[runic sequoia]

tenor site is dead

[vast meteor]

Well I mean don't you also have to appear online too

[flint vale]

Is working for me

[nocturne crystal]

figured ngl