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thanks for the heads up! I come here when I have issues and it's nice to see it's already being handled! 🙂
Np
Hi! o/
Why don't they just pull up the bot if it's down ._.
Great idea
this is the kind of humour I like
you are a genius
Frfr
@midnight sigil I think my Dyno is down can you check pls
Why is Dyno down? Who upset him? @tacit ledge are you okay baby? Need a hug?
Shut up fake Dyno
dyno hurry ur butt up!
guys did you hear Dyno is down?
Dyno making me do manual labour. What a slacker.
dyno turning you into an unpaid intern
Dyno is down?
#dyno-status Check it out please
idk is it
is there an estimate to when its comming back
Its weekend. Let the bot grab a beer and relax.
No, sorry
2 decades
it is bro, read
Where do I make a ticket or smth
thx
A ticket for what?
I don't appreciate the attitude sir!
Oh hello bsian.
._.
Apart from the outage, how is we?
freaky
what outage
I swear 💀
BSIAN 
dyno wiggin aht
Oh the whatever one!

Dyno doesn't work in my server
Dyno like doesn't work
hola
You have already been answered
Where
Developers have been notified
Oo
c4sh. is typing
i put the link to check status. i’m going to take all of yalls mod now btw
Where was did I notified them
NOOOOOO

❤️
@ionic bough you were told here, my fancy message in #community-support as well as the big fancy message in #dyno-status
dyno tweaking
I am new I didn't know 
-# but other than that idk what outage you mean
💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
this is crazy 😭
in an ideal scenario this would've been deleted, but I'm feeling nice
got us mods shivering and quaking for our lives
go mod my general
Not allowed! Remove it!! Lol
Oh I mean this one.
Im snitching to mysteries
okay consider your mod touched
wait.
okay??? lmao
Obviously Dyno is down partly
did the website just die
Check out #dyno-status
if it did someone needs to perform cpr
i see
does cpr work on bots
if you try hard enough
Don’t botscriminate
Oh bsian, are you interested in ATVs?
I have a 0% success rate tho so take it with a pinch of salt
what are ATVs?
@terse mango hellooo
Ello Dymi, iirc I already greeted you.
This is an ATV.
Oh did you?
I mightve.
oh uh
Already forgor......
I wouldn't like to be driving that down the road
Then maybe I did in my dreams.... Not bad not bad, good day today.
Oh yeah it is actually a bit tricky.
fix your shit
shut up
You @plucky lantern ?
aight I might be the staff troll of the server but at least I'm not rude
Bearing the heat, but all good, thanks :)
There is already one issue in the ATV, Bsian. One of the gears requires force to apply.
yo is this just me or the bot is down
It's down for some users/servers
Dyno works just fine for me
yeah the dashboard isn’t loading properly for me
Check out #dyno-status for more info please.
I’m going to touch dyno me and @distant nymph Are gonna tie him up
i’m taking all of yalls roles ITS TIME
@plucky lantern you see this?
classic "please pay for premium to get no outages" ahh situation
Ping when bot is up?
Premium is also affected by this partial outage.
if you follow #dyno-status you'll be notified
13 vs 2, MINOR difference
sorry, 16
what do you wanttttt
what do you wanttttt
Hello pookies
@vast meteor Did you take a listen to the song I sent you in DM?
Is there something wrong with dyno im trying to do commands but it says application does not respond I have try to do it multiple times
How can I contact moderator?
is it about dyno not responding?
Hello
Hello MB.
e
There’s some on/going issues, please take a look at #dyno-status
I'm co-running one with 182k
it's a disaster rn 😭
0 moderation
I just locked all channels lol

probably a wise idea
Honestly I prefer discords automod
Yeah but we all know they're not the best tools anyway
Mainly for matching spam pingers due to it being proactive rather than reaction
Which probably isn't a fair argument
it's far better than nothing for such cases
hihi
I use like 4 different bots for this kinda stuff 
will we get a ping when the bot gets fixed?
yeah in larger servers i always have like at least 3 different bots in charge of different things
Discord still doesn't let you temp ban or provide a similar messaging avenue with server mods that reddit does
But it's still improved slightly to the point where it may be close to being within the standards of other platforms
normally discord automod and then dyno warn kick mute ban with yag bot backup 😭
can't even lock chats with Dyno 👍
yeah we have a server that locks every day at 10pm and opens at noon and it's just been stuck on lockdown LMAOO
If you follow the issue in #dyno-status
How is soti?
not ideal
yeah no but it's fine
atleast it's not stuck open
YEAH that'd be worse i feel
the server I'm helping run is for a mobile/pc game
naturally has alot of 13 year olds
so hope they don't start breaking rules
yeah no probs best to keep an eye on that
I love the discord timeout feature in cases like this
I've told the staff just to time everyone out and screenshot rule breaks
hope that works
Well, luckily there are still Discord ways to moderate.
yeah thats probably the best yall can do atp
atleast our automod is Discord's so filtered stuff is still blocked

That’s premium
0908
it's not
Why are there so many dynos-
?ping works
ok please don't run commands here
Why are there so many dynos...
does premium go down less than regular?
unless we have a full scale outage, premium is less affected by issues
Pong!
The command failed
?ping
Pong! 5556ms
please stop running commands here
discovered we have unbelievaboat so atleast I can lock the server
Pong! 653ms
.
Wowowow
I feel bad for you 🙏
?mute @flint vale
am I a ghost
to them, yeah
This guy
@void smelt buddy 😭 please
what?
stop running commands here
Well, this is a server with Dyno!
that is correct
No way
guys did you know that dyno's slow rn
Oh....
Far servers
fix dyno asap pls
?ping
please stop running commands here
I remember asking this a few years ago but I don't remember the response, why not put this channel on the ignore list
it's a bit slow in our server
Pong! 18911ms
because we have genuine use cases for running certain commands here
That’s nothing. I’ve seen 80k before xD
well tbf we are spamming ?ping as much as possible 😭
please don't do that
Is it possible to ignorelist certain commands by chance
It has been forever since I've used dyno
anywhere I can send images?
you can ignore certain commands in certain channels, yes, but again there are genuine use cases where we will need to run commands here
By we do you mean staff
the staff send me a message asking if they can spam it as much as possible to try get a highscore
not yet. Keep chatting and you'll get a role allowing you to upload files
and non staff
aye grand
their highscore currently is 23K
So what's the bar between allowing commands and not allowing them
It seems sorta confusing
i think dyno is slow rn
the general rule is if it isn't contributing to the conversation, don't send it
Bsian, if ya dont mind me chiming in, @hot holly For example this server has a custom command called sup, which redirects people to #support in a friendly way.
I minded so much I'm now expelling csf through my ears
Too bad then, damage might be done already.
Hello
Pong! 8263874ms
Todd
Pong!
-# Latency: 14ms
is dyno down right now?
our server is back up
fancy
is dyno down or
@flint vale is it not responding? or slow to respond? can you check now?
Dashboard seems to be ok.
it was slow
i did the ?help command for testing
what about right now though
@quiet spindle in my server it's responding like usual, ?ban warn kick note and all
its slow
oh yeah its slow again
update: it's broken again
well
just gonna lock down the server for until it's back
Best just waiting until #dyno-status confirms everything is operational
yeah
hello gang



the issue is infact not resolved
my new washer is noises


Hello there
@flint vale please stop spreading around such messages
shhhh im so tired
Sleep then
its, 1130.
So it's still bedtime
i will live off redbull
oof
redbull in my opinion isnt the best
Gn.
does anyone here know anything on the lines of coding or basically just telling me if a line of script is safe to run in discord console
@flint vale Igen ^^
when in doubt. dont.
Ohh I need to know that shi
Írok privátban ^^
With her teeth
magik 


what the fart
Hi 
Good
@misty pecan nerd
huh
@vestal hamlet 
Agent Macaroni
That doesn't start with S
Agent Spaghetti*
Nah he's a macaroni

🍝
Discord Lovers United!
Plantain Lovers United
I kinda like we can change server pfps
Lmfao
Idk
You know what you did 
It's the helmet isn't it 

👀
It's raining again
Rain is nice

can dyno prevent raids
I don't know...

Afaik yes
You can ask more about it in #community-support

Ok...

okay
This song is too fire

Rip Stan

Died in an airplane fire 

I hate those don't work half the time lmao
Into the north has to be the best album I've found
Hiii
How are y'all doing?
Pretty good you?
Little tired but pushing through, on my break now at work
How are you?
It's going alright, got a lot of stuff to put out, apparently there was a truck that came yesterday but I wasn't able to make it, but got a few hours to go before I go home
Nice nice
Well I'm going for to leave you
Shallow oh shallow brown
Yes I'm going for to leave you
Shallow oh Shallow brown
You working today?
Yea
Sorta haha
Lmao ikr

Bound away for Saint George's
Shallow oh shallow brown
Yeah I feel ya, doesn't seem busy today, so it feels slow atm but oh well, halfway through the shift at least
That's good
Oof
Hiii

How you been?
I’ve been good thanks, you?
we woo
The same just at work atm
Dynos downfall needs to be studied
Aliens are here
How’s your shift?
Its alright
screams
Wha u do

Stocking shelves but I sometimes do cashier some days if need be
So retail?
Never again
Never doing retail again
Tf is going on with my discord 
I don't blame you lmao and how are you
Discord discording
I don’t work, I go to school
I did retail for about 5 years
Ohh okay, how's school going?

It's been a year for me now
Survived my fair share of shit including someone trying to kill all of us 
Boring

Damn
That was a fun day
Mood
Lol
Now I don't do retail and don't have to deal with customers
Yea I remember those days

Fun times
I think I've gotten into two fights at work? Maybe three
Ik work is more boring tho so I can’t be complaining
Did u eat them ?
Had to call emergency services twice while working in retail
Totally understandable
Dealt with people known only by nicknames
I did not eat them
Damn
Why were you fighting????
Did u win or lose
Blanket lady was sad
@vestal hamlet
They wanted to learn sign language
Shit wrong person
I didn't fight what

That’s alright then
Mhm
Alright I'm going for a drive
No
Drive into a jack in a box
Nah, wanna make it to the mall in one piece
Well
I don't remember why the first one happened but the second time dude wanted to fight cuz I told him to go home
Hopefully

you do still deal with customers 
I don't care
Raining like crazy at my house
I have to deal with you @rough ember
@green raven hiiii
You can believe that but I have nothing to prove here
And me

Hi
fair enough
Just wait until you can VC again Soti....
I was actually on the phone with my boss when it happened

Omg Soti when will you vc again
That was back in Texas
2 weeks or so probably
He said I was fine. As long as I didn't start it.
oh
Damn, that's wild
Ooo sweet and how are you?
He thought I pocket dialed him cuz he only heard the rustling 
Hi soti
Then I'm like bruh
@vestal hamlet I want a namee
Rightt
Everything is bigger in Texas especially the failures 
LOL
You're lying to yourself 
Jade I'll have to think on it
ah dang
To me, sotis name comes natural
forgot i had a server name
coughing like crazy but better
No disrespect but wha are u ? Cause your pronouns are he/they/she Sorry if it sounds like I’m being disrespectful abt it
I'm glad your better at least
Lmfao
No

😂
Green pebble
See this is why I asked bucket
hello

Lmao bucket has good names
Hii
yo what
How's it going
You're just a hater
good
very good indeed
Nah I'm just using to bucket giving me names lmao
Glad to hear
btw
?
I guess to make your name mentionable
U have nitro for 6 years now? U have spent 680$ for 6 years of nitro
What's with the o's @vestal hamlet 😂😂
Magical
back
You love that don't you
Considering how much I use discord and the nitro benefits sinceday, it's worth it to me 
*Magicol
No
yes
That's neat
well im gonna leave now
WHAT
How old is this server ?
bro how protective is this bot bro
Oh
2016
Who made dyno ?
A noob
playboi carti made dyno
680$ over 6 years u could’ve bought a laptop for 480$ u could’ve paid a lot for gas or some for rent could’ve bought a ps5
I had nitro
It’s the fact u have to pay 10$ a month
Again, it's worth it to me so it really doesn't matter?
😂

Yikes
I never tried that tbh
Cool blue is good
Maybe lol
Honestly I don't drink Gatorade anymore tbh
Police detected
Gatorade highkey sucks
👋🏻

Yikes lmao
It's pretty bland but really nice when you need that drank
What do you drink then?
Sparkling ice or energy drinks

Alright I'ma head back to work, time to finish my shift and put out what I can
Later
maybe
Cyaa
Have a good one
Nicee
Everything is nice when you need a drink
Thanks you too
Most energy drinks are trash, sparkling water is terrible, and a lot of other shit is just too much.
Gatorade has that thirst quenching technology fr fr
It's ass but damn she is good
agreed
Monster is the only decent one and that's for other reasons 
You'll find out when you're older
I have heart problems so they aren't really recommended for me to drink 

I could drink them, but I shouldn't
Yea same lol
But we ball
I just don't drink energy drinks
Yea I'll drink something with caffeine but not really energy drinks
And I consume soda every once in a while.
i cant have caffeine 😭
I also don't drink caffeine
if i have caffeine i get anxious for HOURS and then the next day i cant move and i have a really bad headache. and i mean this happens after even just a coke
so I cant have any caffeine at all or my body just flips out for some reason
i wish i could have it 😭
Whats new
i have no idea i just got here loll
Dyno is officially nerfed
Is the dyno website down
Idk but dyno is slow asf
yeah dyno is being slow again 😭
Sigh
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Nothing new
Support channel can’t help with that
yeah it was broken this morning but they fixed it
It’s an issue with the bot
it seems like it's working it's just.. really slow rn 😭
xd
Yeaaa takes like a whole minute to delete a blacklisted word
It made me purge 20 minutes later
I just tried to get it to give me pronoun roles and it took a second lol
😭 I tried the ?purge command and lost hella aura when it didn’t respond
real
I mean it’s not like that in a lot of servers
It’s being hella slow
dyno is slow again, 8115 ms ping
yeah I think it just has a mind of its own at this point
It’s reported to the devs everyone
xd
best wishes to them I know they're probably tired as hell today 😭
Ight im out, ill see yall once theres another major problem w this bot (prolly soon)
Cheers, and goodluck devs.
hope the devs are alright 😭
Yall does anyone have one of them discors nitro duolingo premium codes i wanna keep learning spanish smh

i gotchu
Good luck learning spanish
Sparkling ice is very very different than sparkling water
rah
sparkling ice is a thing?
It’s a brand name
oh that sparkling ice
When I first had it I was like this is too good to be true
is dyno having problems again?
Hi, the developers have been notified of the issues regarding any slow responses or commands not working. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Very low calories, no real sugar, tastes pretty good, cheap af
its really good
trying to mod a server with 20k people with no dyno is hard xD
Lil bit
Why tf do people let new guys work alone

Get your head out your ass
I'm about ready to leave

Bro same they’re training someone new at my other job and bro has no clue what’s going on
Like the guy is holding $20 of payment in his hand and still asking the customer to pay $20
Just walking around the mall
Illusion have you ever had sparkling ice
Dark you pine
Bucket you spore
Dark u donut
MB you are like a HTTP 1.1 connection
why thank you
You’re welcome
No I don't think so

Buy me popcorn
Yeah exactly and cheaper than Gatorade
Hi

Come cheer up my lads, 'tis to glory we steer
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honor we call you, not press you like slaves
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
i want banana role
Banana
why does Nooblance have banana role and i dont
Yes
i want banana role
hi
give me banana role
Hello
banana
Give me got shot

Do you like bananas?
nooblance likes bananas
😋
dabbing banana
your green
Not my fault ur old


Hi everyone
There's a good chance I'ma be losing power tonight
outta fusion cores I c
Big thunderstorm
You Cali or Washington?
Hey guys!
You should know already I forget crap
Washington
Awh man
FEMA just sent out a severe thunderstorm alert
Oh shit
Oof, hopefully it ain't the whole state cause on Tuesday it went out across the whole state
?warn @misty pecan
Doesn't work
60mph wind gust, quarter sized hail
Where can I ask questions about the Dyno Discord Bot and send an image?
!warn @misty pecan
Bro leave me alone
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@void smelt stop thanks
silly question server owners can u see who completed onboarding as in when u join a server
I got 3 one on every device
It's under mod view chris
Stop
Well, he said the S word.
I already told them to
Good, hopefully they listen
Why does EVERYONE think imma dude 😭
welcome to the internet
I forgot females don't exist on the internet 
FEMA pushed out a flash flood watch
Now you got me watching my app.
I live in a dry household but I'll light one up for the boys lol.
That'll work
Hi dark
Somehow I keep triggering some speech to text thing and I dont know how I am doing it
u know there is not a option for complting onboarding

I’m under a severe thunderstorm watch here today.
There is under mod view, will be either a check mark or an x

currently dealing with a owner who does not like the onboarding i have setup which is safer
Anyways movie time
Oh right
Have fun
hi army cat

Hello
Yuh it's gonna be a good movie.
Bro I'm at the theatre's? 😭
how is army cat?
theatre??
I'm good you?

i am well here

Why not
That's good
my new washer sounds like a nuclear sirens
Damn
That’s not good

its only when it washing cycle
What's up everyone
Agreeable
I've been busy and now she's not responding 😔
But she said she wasn't angry
I'm ready to mord
hau on these b-
I need to make a censored snek emote
Maybe I'm over thinking
now you got a song stuck in my head
I'm trying
Sorry
it's a good song, no worries 
Why is love so confusing
Snake
I don't have enough braincell to figure it out 
so I just don't deal with it
it is i
hru sir snake?
Ivebeen in ur position and ur gonna overthink/question stuff alot thats just how it is lol but im glad to hear u guys felt the same way
Thank you
i have that ship btw
can the real slim shady please atand up
what game is that?
not a game
Nuh uh
that or Atlantis Gate series or something
yee I thought I was right
i even have the galactica too
Eventually i'll get my hands on a Paris-class from halo
i want this
it has a computer discord server?
have you guys ever
I don't know that one
Stargate Destiny
i trying to trun off real-time protection but I can’t get it off
ship
welp i own that franisce
Hiii
Zino is being mean
Just showing of my models i built

Here @near grail
Would I see someones messages if they blocked me
Yes
She blocked me didn't she
Oh, why?
Who is ‘she’?
Would I still be able to send messages to her
No
No
on discord?
Ok
Yes
Ok maybe I'm panicking brb
Who is this any way
Hi hunters
Hunter
Yes
I'm friggin slow
Let her do her things
Im trying it's just I'm clingy
Aww
That probably isn't good
No
Oh
Yeah I figured
Idk what to say illusion lmao
My a$$ is gonna ruin this
Hunter take it slow
Maybe hunter go for walks





