#general
1 messages · Page 262 of 1
im just imagining a scrapped sattelite dish with floating meatbags
English please, thanks
hi guys
heyo
Hi
dynamite
There is no way people actually talk here
Ello.
this is just the amount of "bruh" that jade says in a month
Went crazy
i wonder how vile a durian smoothie would be lol
the worst thing ive smelled, if we dont count bitters, is probably surstromming
that was fun
Thats crazy as
hi
oh cool
what made you want to do that
nicee'
what does the N mean
serial designation n
🐊
oh like a robot
Heloo guys I'm new here
Hi new here
Welcome to banana land Dyno
Dymi
Holy banana
i got beef with potassium
Hey dymi listen please
Listening 
Why I'm banned from my original chat
Waaat
Wait i will show u
ban circumventing in 2024 is craz
Why every one here acting like they know Dymi
Don't you know me? 
Bcoz he is boss here
Holy shit.... Why gallery photo not support here
Is that a server?
Dymi can u msg me in privacy
Yes international group
We cannot help you, sorry.
I don't know whay is my mistake.. Suddenly i have one notification for banned
Wow 
😭badly toh hear this bcoz that chat have many good frnds
Have you contacted them?
How???
Maybe you can ask a friend to do it for you
For what??

I don't have any friend except my girl but she very angry with me
My appeal alway get rejected 🤕🤕🤕

🐟
But u know what.... My msg was not sending to there admin😭😭
I think here all members are very old except me
I feel here like I'm coming in different universe 😶😶🤦♂️🤦♂️
How you knew that
what command lets you say a command and it gives someone a role
dyno dms you the response to your appeal
From Google
He just joined today
you dont need to be in this server to get dm from dyno lol
?role. Head to a #support if you need additional help.
no like multiple roles
I asked a support question
atr once
True, I missed that point
Where? 
additional support
i mean they gave you a reason for the ban
#support > Custom commands > 11?
Yup
Noo they didn't gave me any reason
Can you please see me ss
custom commands isnt an option in support
Without perm means???
First drop-down
permission
oh u can scroll
How i get this permission
Yea
im not sure if your joking now but you need to try talking to someone from that server, nobody here can help u
Bro dming the bot 
Hey anyone from india.... Bcoz my English is very bad 🤕🤕😭
Use a translator
im guilty too
do u get banned for dming dyno bot
🔥
365 days bruh
no its a bot 😭
Ooohh.... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Then please tell me how did i get here???
what even is international group
I don't need this type of magic bcoz there is no any funny people like that group
ban evading
All are new and only doing fun there
Do not tire yourself out, the only thing that will make you able to return to the server is accepting your appeal. You have to wait between 1 to 2 weeks until you are answered, but sometimes some servers do not give you the opportunity to accept your appeal until after a month.
please do not encourage people to ban evade howdy ye fallout man
i will throw more cursed knowledge at you i swear
i apologise o commonwealth cleaner 🙏
Who knows.... Dyno people are very bad what if he again blocked me
you tick any boxes today
how long will it take to get a response in support
no been a good college student and doing college work
whenever someone gets the time to respond to you avra
k
you have 7 messages in this discord and none of them ask for help 🙏
1-2 week wowow this is like government work???
ah what are you studying
hidden channel howdy
oh oops
I don't know, but all you have to do is appeal and be patient
Hi
Hey what's up
Good, I just got back from school. How about you?
🙏
Sleepy
Go sleep
I will, but I'm having breakfast at the moment
Yes and you?
So your from Europe
Good enough
Nice
Heyyy
Oh good
And that's good
Which homework did you do? You're speech thing?
No you're a nerd
it is after 4am and i have two finals to do today
Yeah, soon as I'm done, I'm going back to sleep, if I can lmao
oo somebody has poor time management
Dam
not really
Hii
it is what happens when you work until 11pm
oh yea i didnt consdier that im dumb
good morning to u
Just close your eyes and you will sleep. This is what I always do
Lol
Hows it going
Lol ik
How
taking a break from assignments chillin
Ah nice, I'm just having some breakfast
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not something new
my breakfast is pretty much just a cup of tea lol, what you having
I know guys, thanks
Yum
With some orange juice
orange juice goes hard
Lol
literally same but i remember how much sugar in it and im like i gotta chill
What about someone who breaks his fast every day with an energy drink and biscuits
um savage designation N got muted he asking if you could unmute him
he said hes sorry for swearing
he'll get auto-unmuted in a hour
Well I don't drink orange juice anymore, last time I've had it was during school, but I'm at a hotel and they have breakfast going every morning so oh well, might as well
o okay
I can't do anything about it anyway lmao, I'm not a mod
What is the work then. 🤔
Wdym
oo sounds lavish
i bug @rough ember
Yass
is it fresh squeezed orange juice too
I get on @vestal hamlet nerves
😂
I'm just messing
Woow good job
the staff team is basically just getting on eachothers nerves in style
i dont think you do that as much as i do lol
Soti hiiiii
ends with an e
ooooeeeeee
it's a movie
that is cringe af
so yaknow
be prepared
number 2 became number 3 because of your actions
That's very true 😂
How are you sotiiiiiiiii
Lol
whats that supposed to mean
better 
i moved a movie around the list of movies
That's good to hear
Huh
Oh I see it now lol
I misread your message
yea but is that implying i did something good or bad lol
Soti what you do this time
I have to be getting close to the discord limit with soti's name there
a
Lmfao
lmao
@rough ember love the name
I hope it wasn't a bad thing
@vestal hamlet you got one for me, I want oneeee
good to know, coz i dont 
😂😂😂
fountain of mayo sounds kinda
I feel bad for you Soti
Well exhausted bucket, you finna turn into sleeping Bucket
is this better
@rough ember
😂
the idea of that much mayo is gross fr
True
oh well that changes things
Lmaoo
hot mayo tastes different imo
yea i fw hot mayo
What's the difference anyway 😂
what about cold mayo
Well true
real
Oh wow
okay goodbye
Bucket really loves mayo
goodnight and goodluck on the finals
Yeah good luck with your assignments
Hi, where could i get help with making a custom command ?
#community-support friend
K
Heyy again
Hello Jade
How's it going
Going good thanks wbu?
Doing alright
That’s good
Yee
Mayo is good with sandwiches, etc
I like it if it's on a burger
Name change
Ikr
I'll stick with this one for now 😂
Definitely a queen😋
If ketchup/mayo combo isn't available then I get bbq on the burger
Bruh I didnt even reached 1k msg here
Yeah I remember you saying that before I think
How many do you have?
Cookout and Dairy Queen put bbq sauce on burgers and sandwiches
Okay
Sounds good
640+
Ye ye
I wonder how many I have now
Have you ever tried putting Zaxby sauce on burger or sandwich?
You can know if you are on pc
I never eaten Zaxby's burgers
Wait
That's the thing I'm not lmao
You have 2 accounts here?
I inly have 658 messages sent lol
You on PC??
Me too lol, we are soo poor
Lost my other one
They sell fried chicken and chicken sandwiches Ms Jade
Na phone
How do you get your exact message on phone
RIP
I wish we could do that smh
Ik phantom, I'm not that stupid
I bet if they did sell burger would be good
You have more than 1000 message you cant know how many you rly have
I know how to do messages
I know
Oh right u want exact messages
Zaxby's is in my top 10 ha ha
Burger and McDonald's are in your top 10
I don't have a list really
So it's just whatever mood for
Oh right, I believe I have more than that cause that is just from channels you see
Ikr 😂
you people and your secret channels smh
Yeah I don't really care tbh lol, I can go with whatever
mcdonalds fell off so hard
they keep making their burgers tinier and tinier
at least in australia
I never heard of that happening
Wonder why 🤔
I do that sometimes just to change it up
Yeah I understand
I think it's a scam
Still decent size burgers from McDonald’s in UK
Just depends on where I'm at and mood
Eh I don't know, I doubt it be a scam but I don't know lol
Mhm
is wendys nice ive heard good things about it
american fast food looks kinda good im jealous
They sell square shaped hamburger patties
Eating some fruit loops cereal now
Don't Sonic sell those too? I think I've seen it on commercials
Not that I know of
Whos the creator of dyno
Those are ok but chocolate cheerios are better
For here it be nooblance
Ooo those are good
Nooblance?
I wish they had it but they only got fruit loops and the original
The owner of this server
Oooh
Yee
Can I talk to him
What for?
Cuz there something wrong
Well you can always head to #community-support if you'd like
Dyno say I have to wait 3 days to get back banned
Thankd
Please go to #community-support
Of course! 
If it's about Dyno please head to #community-support
I'm not accepting friend requests either, sorry
I have it turned off
Fruity pebbles are ok but don't have enough flavor to me
Eh yeah they alright
But if I had to go with my most most favorite, it'd be cinnamon toast cereal
Fruit Loops
I tried cinnabon cereal before it was terrible
You're better off getting cinnamon rice krispies
That sounds good too
Throws jade into a pool of cinnamon

I'ma throw you in a pool of chocolate cereal
Fine by me
I wanna be in a pool of chocolate too
Alright
End up drinking that pool
Ikr
Mhm
Lol
omg whats that cereal that has marshmallows in it
Just dump chocolate milk in there problem solved
Lucky charms
OH that's the one
Hey can anyone explain the process to become staff here ????
Is it possible to obtain Nitro only if you link the account to a credit card or something like that
I mean gifted one
Hi, you can run ?tag staffroles in #commands
Wendy's chocolate frosty cereal also had marshmallows
I didn't know that
Pretty nice
It was made by Kelloggs
Ah gotcha
I think that's if you buy it and not when your gifted nitro if that's what your asking
I believe it was limited time though
Thnx
I'm not completely sure but that's what I think
Of course! 
Ok thanks Jade
Try discord support
Oh, how long did it last?
I was only able to get one box so idk
Where can hit the support tho
Ohh okay
Thanks
The only store I seen them at was Walmart but you could probably find some at Amazon or similar
Eh I don't eat cereal hardly 😂
So that's that
Oop
I've seen some kroger stores have a Starbucks inside before
Oo nice
I just had one of my best drivers with a trainee. Cool ppl.
That's nice, was it someone you know from school or something?
No. I just like him a lot. He has driven me quite a bit.
But the trainee, idk her at all.
(talking bout cab drivers)
Ah okay
@terse mango how are you doing?
Kinda good, a bit tired tho, thinking bout stuff.
Ah felt that
i bit my tongue twice in the same spot nice
I recommend not doing that
after considering your recommendation i must agree
I came as fast as I could 
Idk that's a pretty long time ago. So much has happened since then
Yeah. I'm quite comfortable chatting here
theres no way its been 8 months since the trailer dropped
Ello eco.
📢 DID YOU HEAR THAT MODS, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB
Hey doni! How'd your presentation go?
you must have missed the guy spamming fart gifs
all caps
Is that an ECO I see 😱
Yeah I'm a bad role model regarding caps usage 
There’s an automod filter there to prevent spam/malicious messages
@vital herald !!!!!
HI JADE


Ly Dark 
😂
I'm doing great! Thanks for asking. How are you?
Yesterday felt like Thursday all day long and now it's Thursday again. Crazy
It was for Eco, I meant to send !! earlier but discord decided to freeze for a sec so it delayed lmao
Omg ikr

I'm doing alright, ya know I'm always vibing ofcc
Oh gosh
thats it im going back to teamspeak
Do you work in nursing or something?
What do you attend?
I'm sure you get breaks don't you? Especially working 11 hours
Facts
2015 was only like 3 years ago wym
the whole covid situation absolutely does not feel like 4 years ago now
that type of pessimism wont get you anywhere!
Feels like a year ago
Or two
A 30m and 15m
Oh okay, that's good
That's how it is at work for me if I'm working a 9 hour shift
45 minute breaks total in a 11 hour shift is normal?
We get a 15 and a 30 minute break
damn
For what?
Spiders are scary
theyre just misunderstood
I was gonna ask if you get breaks hut I remember you saying you were taking classes lmao
yea i have nothing but respect for people who can study and work at the same time, i would struggle so hard
Totally understand
If a spider is within eyesight and there's no glass between it and me then it's too close.
Ohh
Jades are scary 
spiders are more scared of you tho, they just be vibing out in their little corners
😱
Bet
how many times are you gonna be warned before you learn 😭
Especially when she get angry
what did they do to you
Wait what, I hope I'm not that scary
What are you studying
😂
i dont think this is good to say in a public discord
cybersecurity mostly and we're doing database stuff too
Ah cool, I have a cybersec class next semester
theres also a user interface design class thats less technical and more learning how a consumer thinks which is cool
Are you in college
Wait is this like your first year doing it? Because didn't you say it was three years of what your doing
So how are you doing
oo like your majoring in it or you doing something else
Majoring in comp sci and comp engineering
Both of em
yea im only in my third week lmao still a long way to go
Ohh that's what I thought 😂, I bet it'll come by fast I bet
what made you interested in it out of curiosity?
I’ve always liked computers and I really enjoyed all of my coding /comp sci classes in high school
I took both AP comp sci and the highest classes my school offered
dress to impress 🔥
Have fun
Road blocks yes
Can someone explain what dress to impress is
my school didnt have much options for those but i was kinda in the same boat, i respect it
basically a fashion game where your given a theme to dress as and other players rate how well you did it
I'm just glad I get to take astronomy classes
And chemistry-food-health
in college for it?
What I'm in is like a mix between college and high school
My girlfriend has 4 months left in her masters degree.
What's your gf studying?
huh that sounds interesting, so theyre more lax on attendance or?
Yup. Been a long road
Also hii Matthew
Analytical chemistry.
wow thats my end goal one day, huge grats to your gf
Kinda
They're pretty harsh with written attendance
As in you basically can't have any absence
Jesus this seems crazy impressive
does that lead into like pharmaceutical jobs?
Props to her, I hated chemistry and I know so many people that do too
Chemistry is fun
She’s looking to join the FBI
Did she do her bachelors and masters back to back or is she working and studying right now
Yea. Back to back and she’s also working currently.
Ohhh that's so cool, good luck to her!
might be a dumb question but does she apply it in everyday life somehow? like would she just start analysing some random thing for fun
Uhh. Not really just randomly lol. But she is working in a lab currently.
I wonder why my bluetooth connection is always shoddy at the train station
Lots of people there using Bluetooth maybe?
Like my music starts randomy cutting out
It's also when there's no one around
Probably some train signals or something forking with it
Sounds like some kind of wireless interference
cyberattack
The train wants to listen in to your songs
Train wants to know your location
omg hi wompos
Dam it's not even 11 am yet
That's my real name
And it's just easier to just call me that, I don't mind really
oh wow thats a pretty name
Thanks ❤️
okay i was gonna say if its fine i call you that instead of queen 😭
It's all good lol, call me Jade, I'm fine with that dw
Whatever you say queen
ECO 😱
JADE 😱
ECO 😱
Woah that's fancy
Ikr
Cats!
Ooo nice!!
So cutee
Lmao
It's annoyed because I was there
Awww
I didnt even know it was your actual name tbh.
Oh well, learn something everyday.
What? You didn't know that? I honestly thought I told you before lmao
You did on that image that you then removed iirc.
Oh well, that's true that you at least learning something new lol
Image? Hmmm
When we were diagnosing your phone THAT YOU NEED TO REPLACE.
Yeeeeeeeah.........
Gotcha
can u help me with something
why doesnt dyno log messages that are long
when people delete them
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Two hours left of work. Wish I could have a coffee.
Good morning @nocturne crystal!
Hello
I am doing fine, how about you @nocturne crystal?
same
no
Alr cool
I might be. Not sure.
demn
We are not bots, If we were, we would be apps!
fun fact, in case you all didn't know
dark number 1 lurking
How can I tell if I’m a bot?
but water with a sugar concentration of 75% is not yummy
yup
You would have 'App' on your profile, @sleek needle.
you have to fill out a form
Oh ok. Thats good then
hi yes that's me
Do any of you know about the $ sudo command?
i dont know much programming stuff
Showing the $ sudo command
Hii
I see
@vast meteor, would you like me to use the $ sudo command on you?
No not really lol and what does that even do
Hello, I have a problem with the bot When you want to activate an order role all Write to me The role command is disabled in this server.?
let's not talk about hacking anything here, thanks
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Oh sorry
Ah I see
Hru
Who is that dragon
I'm alright and you?
Fine
Nice
Where u from?
US and you?
UAE
ello
hi zino
hellu
i think i made too much food
What did you make? Lmao
bread
That's it?
Too much bread I'm guessing lol
but i took too many pieces of bread
Oh my bad, I thought you had like a variety of different food
That's good enough
Ooo
hopefully i wont get food poisoning
I hope not
I hate this damn weather
...
I had a sketchy drive to work this morning.
I wish I was there
Okay...
What if I tried to get into my old Discord account?
I can!
I learned it from Beluga by the way.
That's what I sometimes do to...
get people what they want.
`
This is the symbol.
Hello
$ sudo type whatever you want to type
$crazy
@martinmaci15
Use it 3 times
Like this Jade
Type what you want
Then use 3 again
Put 3 ion both sides
Can we all stop please. This is all getting kinda spammy now
Ello matt.
May I ask how it’s spam?
Novax
Hi people
Hi
You guys just write it randomly، so its spam
lol
You got it!
You also are welcome!

LMFAO
$ sudo create infinite pizza for @radeonx
Hi
Hiii
POM POM 😱🥺
ikr
Yeahh, and how are you??
Is this a special type of dog
ok wbu
Egg dog
lmao
Doing alright, I was on YouTube for a bit
nc
Yeahh
Afternoon
Hi @soft geyser!
Morning
Hi Matthew
Good morning, @sleek needle!
So how are you doing?
Good morning everyone
Gm
Heyy
Hiii
I am doing great!
Glad to hear
Hii hru?
At least he did not ping it.
Lol
How its going rn
Doing alright, I'm about to go out and eat, I'm starting to get hungry again
It would get CRAZY if he did ping everyone!
@kindred sable
You can’t ping everyone here anyway.
Only mods+ can ig
Mhm
Alright.
Not even mods
Oh dam
It seems like your always eating lol
Right when you come around 😂😂
I'm mostly chilling on here or YouTube if I'm not working
Council?
Probably
Frr
Ahh I see
Yeahhh
Hey chat
Doing alright
How are u guys
chicken؟ 🐔
Wsg
Hii
Ohio
Maybe
I am fine @modest sequoia
Nm. Just did some go karting w my friend. Wbu
How about you??
You should try shawarma fr fr
Ayy Gtk Gtk
Hru
Sigma
Good and hbu?
Eh Tyfa. Chillin’ 😎
What's that?
Did you know that what you said earlier was one of the memes in 2045. @kindred sable
Going to eat in a sec
Said what?
Nice nice
Ooh nice. What u having?
Eh idk I'll see lol
Hint: It's a state that is small, and starts with 'o'
I'll probably end up having my usual but I'm definitely having mashed potatoes
Mash potatoes one of my favs lol
I already showed you that, it's grilled chicken and some other stuff wrapped up in a sandwich.
Mashed potatoes, fried chicken, macaroni and cheese and rice
W
Ohhhh
That sounds really good
Where u from?
Syria
Yala habibi UAE
Habibi come to syria
In fact, do not come because you will die from the heat
And I wanna be back before it comes down
Wow I wish we have rain rn
Is it sunny for you? Lol
Where are u
Florida
Arabia man
Ohh okay
I hate that song 😔😔 what has Disney become
Killingly sunny
Okay bye brb
Gotcha
Cya
Cya
@vast meteor, I never have seen what Discord looks like in Florida.
It looks like Discord
Alright,,,
I was about to say I don't think it looks different lol
Wdym
Like its just a app 
Frr
I guess so!
Bro...
U fr
Not appropriate topic for this server.
Well I had one friend who blocked me
I've had several "friends" block me
Dam it already rained
Like they were good friends and only friends
Oof
Its just sprinkling
Doesn’t it rain like daily in Florida? Lol
Ok
Wow
Sounds good
Well
It does except maybe the rice. Rice is good and all but I'd substitute it for something else
Plain rice ?
Any rice


What’d I do now
Wassup
Nothing.
Ahh finally back
Not much about to go to work
Hi Zap!
Ohh nice nice
Have fun lol
Hello.
Lol I'll try
Yea should be a decent day
Omg I'm so hot, I'm sweating
Let's hope lol
How are you??

Sup
Alright, yourself?
Good you?
Doing alright, eating my food now
Hi, how's it going?
Nice nice
Why wouldn't it be?
"friends"?? Is he not actually your friend?
I see.
Doing alright, just eating some food
Yeaa lemme have that I'll take good care of it for you 👀👀
I didn't know they had tater tots, I only had a few though I wish I could've gotten a handful lmaoo
No it's mine
😂😂
Unless you wanna pay me $10 dollars
Not even a little piece 🥺🥺
😂

Lmao
Good. It's always good to help the homeless (I'm the homeless)
Relatable
Potato time
That chicken looks leng
Bro no lie when I was little I saw a homeless man so I gave him chicken nuggets but he was so ungrateful about it
But it's so good 😋
That’s kinda what I said…
Do y'all think it's weird to save what you eat, the one that's the best, for last?
Nope
Nope
I always do that lmao
I'm saving the chicken for last, because I tend to eat everything else first
Hello
Well that goes for any food I eat really
Hii
I'd honestly eat the chicken and mash potatoes last I'd dip the chicken in the mashed potatoes
Ur murder drones fan
Omg yess, that too
How doyou make the bot welcome everyone that joins your sever?
Bland
Eat indian food
Wdym bland
Ew no
Hi you can ask in #community-support
Wdym ew bro
REAL
Have U tried butter chicken
Butter chicken sounds good ooo
That hurt me on another level
Like
In the soul
The blood
Ouch
Shi my bad