general

[vast meteor]

Why shoelaces 😂

What you gon do with them

[near grail]

He gonna eat them

[clear arrow]

just take them

and laugh at you

and if you try taking mine

[hot holly]

What if you still have straps

[clear arrow]

You won't be able to

slip resisitant slippers

[sour hound]

velcro gang 🥶

[clear arrow]

no velcro at all lol

theyre stretchy

theyre my contradictions

[sour hound]

do you wear them going out?

[clear arrow]

those are my work shoes

[sour hound]

oh wow

looks comfy

[vast meteor]

Well that's on him lmao

[near grail]

Lol

[hot holly]

They do not look durable

[clear arrow]

ive always been a cook, so comfy shoes that are slip resistant are a necessity

[clear arrow]

theyre 4 years old lol

[sour hound]

what if you spill like hot water on your feet or sometrhing

[vast meteor]

I wish I had some ice cream, I could go for one rn

[clear arrow]

i dont have much feeling in my feet, from standing and working most my life

[near grail]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-vanilla-swirl-ice-cream-dessert-soft-serve-ice-cream-ice-cream-cone-gif-9892399591316676883

[sour hound]

have you ever seen someone slip in the kitchen? imagining some looney tunes scene in my head

[clear arrow]

honestly if i wanted shoes that werent durable, i would get overpriced name brand garbage like nike

ive seen many people slip in kitchens. when i worked in retirement, nurses and med aides slipped all the time. their fault since they werent supposed to enter the kitchen without slip resistant shoes and their hair put up

they got mad at me for pointing and laughing and asking what they learned, but i dont care

[sour hound]

lmao thats one way to learn at least

[clear arrow]

yeah

[verbal geyser]

@clear arrow can I have some toast

[sour hound]

when i was in my woodworking class there was obv lots of rules about how you use the machines and some kids would ignore them bc kids are dumb

thankfully nothing bad happened

[clear arrow]

when you have one person rushing to cook a meal for 62 residents and an unknown amount of staff, in a 2 hour time limit, you tend to spill

especially in a kitchen designed by someone who doesnt cook

[hot holly]

I have this at my workplace

Its large

[near grail]

What's that?

[hot holly]

Printer

[vast meteor]

😱😱

Omgg that looks so good

[near grail]

Ikr it looks so perfect

[clear arrow]

lol, ever have those who would cut wood with the grain? those always had me laughing

[vast meteor]

Righttt

[clear arrow]

the grain rule in woodworking applies to meat cutting too

[vast meteor]

I like chocolate and vanilla together

[near grail]

Me too

[vast meteor]

Yee

[near grail]

Belgium chocolate the best tho

[clear arrow]

chocolate covered cherries mmmm

dark chocolate. not american milk solids vomit tasting chocolate like nestle

[near grail]

I've had chocolate covered strawberries but never chocolate covered cherrys

[clear arrow]

my guy

get some

[near grail]

That looks like melted jolly ranchers

Looks good tho

[clear arrow]

its those overly sweet cordial cherries

[near grail]

Ahh I've never seen those before

[clear arrow]

you can get these

at pretty much any dollar store around valentines day

thought milk chocolate is butt butt

[near grail]

Bett I'll try them

[clear arrow]

dark chocolate is superior

and im allergic to chocolate

[near grail]

Then just get some cherry's and dip them in whatever chocolate you want

[near grail]

Oh damn

[clear arrow]

ngl these look better

[near grail]

Frr

[clear arrow]

@vast meteor hey savage nerd

would you eat these?

[verbal geyser]

No

[near grail]

Yk what's crazy

[fervent heath]

dark choclate depends on the brand

[verbal geyser]

Hate dark chocolate

[near grail]

People will actually eat chocolate covered grass hoppers and ants

[near grail]

True

[verbal geyser]

Ew

Ima throw up

[near grail]

Ikr

[clear arrow]

well american chocolate has milk solids in it, which makes it taste terrible compared to non-american chocolate

[verbal geyser]

The fact that im eating rn and you said that

[clear arrow]

so here in america, we mainly have dark chocolate to not have butt butt chocolate

[near grail]

My bad lol

[fervent heath]

bugs really arent that bad

[near grail]

Boy ain't no way

[fervent heath]

try sweet and sour crickets

they arent that bad lol

[near grail]

Ima pass

[clear arrow]

not too bad. local candy store here has lolipops with scorpions inside them

theyre also spicy

[fervent heath]

sounds tasty ngl

[near grail]

Ikk that's bad disgusting aswell

[near grail]

But you'll eat bugs?!

[hot holly]

From the venom I imagine

[clear arrow]

i eman

[fervent heath]

they arent that bad tbh

[near grail]

Okk I'll take your word for it

[fervent heath]

not like random ones

[clear arrow]

almost all food you get at stores have bugs either in them, or on them

[hot holly]

Next here's an apple with crystalline wasps inside that inject the t virus into you

[fervent heath]

like store bought

[near grail]

Duh lol

[clear arrow]

i think FDA standards are only 60% of the product your selling has to be what is advertised

so say you buy chicken, it only has to be 60% chicken. the rest can be whatever

[near grail]

Ikk cause I heard peanut butter sometimes has roaches in it

[remote plover]

Or parts of roaches.

[clear arrow]

most candies are made of bugs

[near grail]

Yeaa

[clear arrow]

or well, the dyes used in the candies

[near grail]

Long story short nothing you eat is 100 percent safe lmao

[clear arrow]

we also spray biological waste on our crops, so we technically eat cow manure and such

[vast meteor]

Probably

I never tried those

[verbal geyser]

How we all doing?

[misty pecan]

did you know a majority of the time if someone is allergic to chocolate you are more than likely allergic to cockroaches too

[near grail]

Good

[vast meteor]

Good and you?

[verbal geyser]

OI

[clear arrow]

for me its the milk

[vast meteor]

Interesting lol

[misty pecan]

its bc the % of grounded up roach in ya chocolate not actually allergic to the chocolate.

[vast meteor]

How are you

[verbal geyser]

I’m good!!

[near grail]

Ahh okk

[verbal geyser]

You?

[vast meteor]

Fair enough

[clear arrow]

a girl i used to date was allergic to mayo

[vast meteor]

Doing alright

[clear arrow]

we didnt know why, but it was the lemon in it

[misty pecan]

im allergic to eating a healthy diet here i come donut

[near grail]

Some people are allergic to water

[clear arrow]

ya

[remote plover]

I'm allergic to all foods I don't like

[near grail]

That has to be the worst thing to be allergic to

Lol

[clear arrow]

im allergic to liberals lol, but you know what they say. keep your enemies close

[misty pecan]

nah, theres a tick bite out there that can make you allergic to red meats

[near grail]

😂😂 I feel you

[near grail]

Idk I think water still might be slightly worse but idk

[misty pecan]

its only if they touch water, they can still consume it 😭

[clear arrow]

makes me wonder

if antifa is gonna try their dumb crap again this year at sturgis

[near grail]

That would still be bad cause you gotta take a shower

[remote plover]

I don't know neither of these things lol

[misty pecan]

theres alternatives to showering....

[near grail]

True

[clear arrow]

oh the rallys over

august 2-11

yay motorcycles will be gone soon

[near grail]

You not like motorcycles?

[clear arrow]

one or two every now and then is ok

[verbal geyser]

Hey jade guess what

[clear arrow]

but sturgis is a rally where tens, if not hundreds of thousands show up

i live an hour and a half away from sturgis

[sour hound]

if they get caught in the rain do they just die?

[terse mango]

Gm.p

[near grail]

Ohh makes sense

[misty pecan]

break out in hives, no different then being allergic to the sun and there is creams out there that reduce it.

[clear arrow]

i view motorcyclists the way south park portrayed them

just loud annoying attention seeking losers

[near grail]

So true

[rigid pulsar]

real

[near grail]

Gm

[sour hound]

qol with an allergy like that sounds terrible damn

[clear arrow]

water allergic sounds hellish

[sour hound]

evolution slacking on the job

[hot holly]

Yeah that's called rabies

[clear arrow]

im allergic to chlorine, dairy, and garlic, so i understand kinda

[near grail]

That's what I'm saying

[sour hound]

do you just need to be careful when cooking with those?

[clear arrow]

i will suffer for garlic bread though

[near grail]

Frr garlic bread so good

[clear arrow]

and mac n cheese

[sour hound]

squeezing lemon on garlic bread is so nice

[clear arrow]

mac n cheese with diced ham, as a garlic bread sandwich is just mmmmmm

[near grail]

Ham is honestly mid

[clear arrow]

worth the intestinal flush and stomach ache

[remote plover]

Not really an allergy, but it stems from the same place, my skin thinks I'm constantly in need of new skin at places.
In a nutshell, I shed.

[near grail]

Ohh nice nice

[clear arrow]

well yeah, all sneks do

[sour hound]

like dandruff?

[clear arrow]

sorry i had to

[remote plover]

Kinda, but overdrive, yeah

And it not just scalp

[sour hound]

im sorry ive been bugged with dandruff for a while now but that sounds terrible

[remote plover]

Lmao I do that joke myself sometimes lol

[dull hemlock]

[clear arrow]

btw SNEK

its mothman time

[near grail]

Yoo wassup

[clear arrow]

every hour we got mothman equinox

[dull hemlock]

Not much

Had a sandwich

[misty pecan]

Did you see that post on reddit today about the snek that smelt his own pheromones and strangled himself

[dull hemlock]

You?

[remote plover]

I got used to it
I just dread that could reach my elbows, or joints

[near grail]

Ahh just chillin outside listening to music what kinda sandwich?

[dull hemlock]

Just ham and cheese

[near grail]

Classic

[remote plover]

Yeah happens
They also attack themselves in 0 gravity, because they lose something than makes them recognise their body as their own.

[misty pecan]

I really shouldn't laugh

[remote plover]

Might join depends if limbs want to cooperate tonight lol

[sour hound]

reminds me of how if an ant is covered in a dead pheromone his colony will take him and bury him alive

[misty pecan]

That's how I wanna go out.

[near grail]

Oh damn

[clear arrow]

they also like to rip other ants limbs off

[misty pecan]

Sacrifice

[near grail]

I seen a video of that happening somewhere

[clear arrow]

bees do that too

[misty pecan]

Reddit it's where I got mine

[sour hound]

animals are just wild tbh spiders will eat their partner after banging

[near grail]

Ahh okk

[misty pecan]

So do mantis

[flint vale]

French attack !

[verbal geyser]

guess which I ran into yesterday on discord

[near grail]

💀💀

[verbal geyser]

@vast meteor

[misty pecan]

Ghost pinging xd

[dull hemlock]

[verbal geyser]

Oi I didn’t mean to

[dull hemlock]

[verbal geyser]

I forgot jade changed her name

lol

[dull hemlock]

Always

[vast meteor]

Sorry , just now settling down

[verbal geyser]

So I pinged Jade not savage

[verbal geyser]

It’s okie

DMs rq

[vast meteor]

Ok

[dull hemlock]

Never

You dm me

[vast meteor]

Huh?

[dull hemlock]

[near grail]

lol

[dull hemlock]

[dull hemlock]

Lol nothin

[vast meteor]

Lmao okay, I was confused

[remote plover]

Not always!
In a good environment, they don't.
Stress and lack of nearby food makes spiders and mantis do it.
For spiders it's worse because you know, food fridge.

[dull hemlock]

I was messing around lol

[sour hound]

food fridge?

[dull hemlock]

Spiders have mini fridges that come with most webs

[remote plover]

Spiders and tarantula will store food for later if it touches their webs
Male is on web, if he stops doing the courting dance or drums, female can stop seeing him as a mate, and see him again as threat and food.

[vast meteor]

@remote plover ssssssssss

[near grail]

Ohh shi off topic there's this really chill spider that always hangs out infront of my house

[sour hound]

outlived his usefulness 😭

[sour hound]

i love spiders so much theyre so cute

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Spiders be cool

[near grail]

This one is super cute fr

[vast meteor]

I like watching them make webs, I've seen one before making it

[sour hound]

and they take care of mosquitoes and roaches and stuff for you i dont get all the hate

[sour hound]

web patterns are mesmerizing asf

[vast meteor]

Mhm that's definitely helpful and comes in handy

[remote plover]

Sssss

[vast meteor]

Omg ikr, I've seen one completely made, it's so cool

Especially ones they have made and it's midair too

[remote plover]

Pretty much, they don't always do it tho. It's a gamble when you're a male spider lol.

[near grail]

This one hasn't made a web it just hangs there

[remote plover]

In captivity, it's hard to get a well kept mantis to do it.

They mostly do it in the wild.

[dull hemlock]

Another

[vast meteor]

The spider be vibing

[dull hemlock]

Banger

[vast meteor]

What is it this time??

[sour hound]

on the floor by icejjfish

[dull hemlock]

Dawson's Christian

[vast meteor]

Never heard of that version

[dull hemlock]

By vixy & tony

[vast meteor]

Cool

[sour hound]

i highly recommend

[vast meteor]

Oki

[remote plover]

What's the song about?

[vast meteor]

Wanna know something wild, I'm off tomorrow and I'm not even scheduled for tomorrow either, I checked too before I left and it's inventory tomorrow too

[dull hemlock]

Folklore Dawson sailed a ship and sold his soul to win his final battle. Sails in and saves one ship from pirates after they died.

[terse mango]

Oh wow.

[dull hemlock]

Oh damn

[vast meteor]

😂

[dull hemlock]

So who's doing inventory

[remote plover]

The person doing it

[terse mango]

AKA Jade doesnt have to do a truck?

[dull hemlock]

This ladies voice is powerful tho

[remote plover]

I should stop making these dum jokes lol

[vast meteor]

So apparently there's people who come and they count it but see it's kinda stupid in a way because, we had to pre count stuff, then they count it and then we have to do it again, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever

[terse mango]

Oh like that.....

[dull hemlock]

Yea that's silly af

[terse mango]

Oof.

[vast meteor]

So today at work, it was basically just making sure everything was cleaned and organized and making sure we had stuff put back where it went, making sure we didn't have anything in the stock room to put out, but it seems we had it under control, lot of people came in so that helped a lot

[vast meteor]

Not at the moment

I'm pretty sure we'll get one after we do the inventory

[vast meteor]

Just do sssssss

Oh and one of the managers is officially leaving, today was his last day and he definitely made it clear that he wasn't sticking around for inventory so he ended up scheduling ahead of time to make sure he left before inventory lmaoo

[near grail]

Lmaoo

[dull hemlock]

Well shit at least you won't have to deal with it tomorrow anyway lol

[vast meteor]

Ikr I'm so glad

And I didn't even ask if I could come in tomorrow

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Shit I ain't saying nothing lmaoo

[terse mango]

Oh an annoying manager?

[vast meteor]

Besides I'm going in this weekend anyway

[vast meteor]

No, he was super chill and cool to work with

I have him on here lmao

So I can definitely keep in touch with him at least

[terse mango]

Ahhhhhh.....

[vast meteor]

Yee

[terse mango]

I hate when that happens....

[misty pecan]

Cake

[vast meteor]

Cake?

[vast meteor]

Oh when someone leaves?

[sour hound]

cheesecake 😩

[dull hemlock]

Oh

noice

[terse mango]

When some cool person leaves.

Been dealing with it at school.

[dull hemlock]

I have a folder full of these pics already

[vast meteor]

Oh right, speaking of that, someone brought cake for him, and so we all ended up eating the cake, well not me because I already had food to eat so I didn't eat cake but everyone else did

[dull hemlock]

Noice

What kind of cake

[vast meteor]

Yeah I wasn't expecting it at all and no one else was either , I'll miss him for sure but I'm glad we can at least keep in touch

[vast meteor]

Vanilla with blue frosting, I think there was green too but yeah, I didn't get any tho lol, but I'm sure it was good

[dull hemlock]

Fair enough

[vast meteor]

I'm not a cake eater anymore honestly

[dull hemlock]

Cake is so good

[vast meteor]

Yesss

If it's chocolate, we gucci

[dull hemlock]

Lmao

Always

[vast meteor]

Lmao

I love chocolate cake, cannot resist that

[vast meteor]

Omg that sounds so good and hiiii

[sour hound]

my weakness is custard personally

[vast meteor]

Oooo

[dull hemlock]

Bro

[vast meteor]

What kind

[dull hemlock]

Custard is the shit

[vast meteor]

Ayyy

[sour hound]

a chocolate cake with custard filling is so yes

idk if you've ever eaten custard tarts before but they the bomb too

[near grail]

I've never had custard honestly

[vast meteor]

They are so good omg

[sour hound]

its definitely worth trying if you have the chance imo

[vast meteor]

No I never had that

[near grail]

Okk I'll keep that in mind

[vast meteor]

Since I'm off tomorrow, I'm definitely gonna have ice cream

I've been craving that today idk why

[sour hound]

whats your go to flavor

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Omg chocolate definitely

[dull hemlock]

Idk why this makes me think "and this little piggy stayed home"

[sour hound]

im the biggest sucker for cookies and cream

[vast meteor]

But I like chocolate and vanilla together, that is good

[vast meteor]

YES

That too

[dull hemlock]

That's fire

[vast meteor]

😂😂

[sour hound]

damn i havent had ice cream in so long you got me thinking abt it now

[vast meteor]

How did you come up with that

[dull hemlock]

The cookies have to have that crunch to them

[vast meteor]

Oops 😂

Whens the last time you had any?

[dull hemlock]

It's a dumb child game

[vast meteor]

Oh heck yeah, no doubt

Ah okay

[vast meteor]

What's your favorite ice cream

[sour hound]

prolly last year, i remember finding some in the freezer a few months ago but it was expired lol

[vast meteor]

@dull hemlock same question for you lol

[near grail]

Belgium chocolate

[sour hound]

also winter season doesnt really encourage ice cream

[vast meteor]

Ooo

Nicee

[vast meteor]

Omg 😂

[dull hemlock]

I don't even remember how it all goes now

Oh wait

No I remember

[vast meteor]

Not the expired ice cream lmaooo

[near grail]

What's yours 🤨

[dull hemlock]

Hmm chocolate

[vast meteor]

Chocolate gang ayee

[vast meteor]

Cookies and cream and chocolate

[dull hemlock]

Chocolate is too good

[near grail]

Oooooo

[vast meteor]

It's my weakness

[sour hound]

bro has anyone here drank a spider

theyre so good

[vast meteor]

Nah

Not me

[sour hound]

ice cream in a cup mixed with soft drink

[dull hemlock]

Someone's gonna taste these hands they want me to drink a spider

[sour hound]

usually vanilla ice cream and creaming soda

[near grail]

I got some peanut butter buttercup ice cream never heard of that hoping it's good

[vast meteor]

Lmao

[sour hound]

its just what we call it here lol

[vast meteor]

Ohh I see

[dull hemlock]

Tf is here

[sour hound]

straya mate

[vast meteor]

I heard it was good ngl, it sounds good

[near grail]

A float?

[sour hound]

(we're real i promise)

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Lmfao

[sour hound]

oo yes thats the one

[near grail]

Root beer floats are so good

[vast meteor]

I don't like root beer

[dull hemlock]

Yea it's alright but not that great

[sour hound]

ive never tried it is it like alcohol?

[near grail]

What?!

[vast meteor]

I remember trying it because my dad likes it and I was like yeah no, I never had a sip of it or anything now

Yeah I don't like root beer lmao

[dull hemlock]

Nah

[vast meteor]

It's not alcohol

[near grail]

Could have been the brand some root beer brands suck

[dull hemlock]

There is alcoholic root beer

Not your father's root beer is actually really good

[sour hound]

not your fathers 😭

[dull hemlock]

I think there's also not your mother's cream 💀

Both are very good but the root beer is better

[vast meteor]

Oh I think I remember now, this was like years ago tho, my family and I were eating out at a restaurant and that's when I tasted root beer because my dad had that as his drink, since then and now, I don't ever bother with drinking it

[near grail]

💀💀

[sour hound]

omg i thought you meant the one her dad had was bad, thats actually the name of it

[near grail]

Ahh okk

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Yeahhh

[vast meteor]

Wtf

[dull hemlock]

💀

[vast meteor]

😂

Okay no comment

[dull hemlock]

I don't really like cream soda much at all but it was okay

[near grail]

Interesting name

[vast meteor]

Eh

Me neither ngl

[vast meteor]

Ikr

[dull hemlock]

Pepsi and mountain dew is all I need lol

[near grail]

I use to love mountain dew but now it's not that good to me

[vast meteor]

I got coke so that's good enough for me

[vast meteor]

I've had it before but I don't drink that anymore

[dull hemlock]

I can only drink coke if it's out of a machine

Bottled or canned is too acidic

[vast meteor]

Love coke

[near grail]

Coke Dr pepper and sprite the only ones I really care for

[vast meteor]

I actually got some rn, but I got it from when I went to McDonald's

[vast meteor]

Mhm

Same here

[near grail]

Mc Donald's sprite something else lmao

[vast meteor]

Fair

[dull hemlock]

Dr pepper is good

[near grail]

Frr

The best

[raw patio]

I was unmuted?

[dull hemlock]

Frame shift drive

Charging

[dull hemlock]

No

[vast meteor]

Lmao the other day when I was out to eat , the waitress gave me dr pepper after i had coke

[dull hemlock]

Oops

[raw patio]

Wtf? Why am I “Veteran”?

[dull hemlock]

Tbh I prolly wouldn't say anything

[raw patio]

I was

[near grail]

Bruh lol

[vast meteor]

Cus she asked me "you had Dr pepper" I wanted to say nah but I was like fuck it, so I said yes

[near grail]

Same

[vast meteor]

Ikr 😂

[dull hemlock]

Lies

[dull hemlock]

[raw patio]

I’m here. So…

[vast meteor]

Why not lmaooo

[near grail]

What was that 💀

[dull hemlock]

[fervent heath]

bro is haluciating

[vast meteor]

I'ma fan of Dr pepper, I haven't had that in a while so I had my opportunity

[raw patio]

Mute him?

[dull hemlock]

They got enough to deal with

[near grail]

I might be tbh

[fervent heath]

ye

[misty pecan]

Dr pepper woth coconut

[dull hemlock]

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[vast meteor]

Fr fr and they were pretty busy too, a lot of people for sure

[near grail]

That flavor is so good

[fervent heath]

u haluciating on skibidi

[dull hemlock]

Ah yea fair

[sour hound]

is dr pepper actually good ive never seen it in australia

[vast meteor]

Yassss girlll

[near grail]

Oh nah 💀💀

[dull hemlock]

Yea it is

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[near grail]

Yess

[dull hemlock]

But coconut sucks

[near grail]

Not really

[raw patio]

Y’all talking about me? But why are all my roles gone and my name changed to just ‘Veteran’?

[fervent heath]

dont lie

[dull hemlock]

Bruh

[vast meteor]

Can you stop posting that please

[dull hemlock]

Enough with being a child

[near grail]

How is skibidi still a thing 💀💀

[vast meteor]

Ty

[fervent heath]

yall hallucanating ong

[raw patio]

F

[fervent heath]

idk bro

[dull hemlock]

You're nicer than I am

[sour hound]

ong

[vast meteor]

We aren't talking about you, we're on a completely different topic

[near grail]

Oop

[misty pecan]

Is so good

[vast meteor]

Aw appreciate it lol

[misty pecan]

I'm so cold

[raw patio]

Also why is the Slowmode timer like :01 sec for me instead of the normal :10?

Mods?

[sour hound]

world dont revolve around you bro 🙏

[brittle nymph]

uhh that's normal

[dull hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737733278580080680/1069913771813900288/speed.gif

[vital herald]

its never 10 seconds here

[raw patio]

I don’t care. Shut up

[green isle]

Be nice.

[raw patio]

It was

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-cat-gif-18770750

[sour hound]

oo so you just rage baiting then

[misty pecan]

[sour hound]

i see

[uncut widget]

Hi kromm

[green isle]

Hi deer

[dull hemlock]

Hello people

[vast meteor]

Girlll I bet it's good

[vital herald]

i can confirm it hasnt been 10 seconds in at least 4 years

[green isle]

Same

[dull hemlock]

It's not it has coconut

0/10

[brittle nymph]

don't tell me the servers you hang around in normally have a 10 seconds slowmode

[dull hemlock]

Send it back

[vast meteor]

Eh I never had it lmao

I'm not a big fan of coconut anyway tbh

[dull hemlock]

Lol yea I'm not a fan of coconut at all

[sour hound]

what does coconut even taste like

[green isle]

I like coconut milk

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-gunn-eww-gross-yuck-meme-disgusting-sticks-tongue-out-gif-25378754

[green isle]

Coconut milk is amazing

[near grail]

Heaven

So good

[misty pecan]

I only like the coconut flavor.

[dull hemlock]

Sad dreams and lost hope

[green isle]

If it wasn't so expensive I'd cook with it more often

[sour hound]

coconuts are kinda scary tbh they can kill people

[dull hemlock]

Lmfao

[green isle]

I was gonna say so can i

[dull hemlock]

Wait till they hear what happens if a cow kicks you

[sour hound]

you think you could take a coconut in a 1 on 1

[green isle]

Oh hell no

[dull hemlock]

[vast meteor]

Hi krom hru

[green isle]

I'm a weak little man

[near grail]

Okk this is random but I had a dream last night I was in a field full of cows

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/chop-fail-coconut-gif-10501254

Me rn

[vast meteor]

😂

[sour hound]

bro missed like half of them i swear

[green isle]

He tried

[vast meteor]

Right

[dull hemlock]

He hit them in spirit

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[dull hemlock]

Wtf

[sour hound]

what was the plot?

[near grail]

Then two of them turned into dogs and I was petting them

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/zgod-funny-cow-gif-19397065

[vast meteor]

Interesting dream lmao

[near grail]

That video is hilarious

[sour hound]

remembering dreams must be a skill i never learned unfortunately

[near grail]

Lol

[dull hemlock]

Same

[vast meteor]

I don't ever remember mine tbh

[dull hemlock]

I only remember then if they're lucid

[vast meteor]

I just wake up and reality just takes over for me

[dull hemlock]

Yep lmao

[near grail]

It would be so cool if you could record your dreams and re-watch them

[sour hound]

yess ive had some crazy lucid dreams before its so cool

[dull hemlock]

It is

[sour hound]

sometimes my dreams are like the same as irl but with small details changed and when i wake up got me questioning shi

[dull hemlock]

And even in those I'm going to work

[sour hound]

power to do anything and you go to work, your boss loves you

[dull hemlock]

Honestly pretty much yea

[near grail]

I've never had a lucid dream I don't think

[vast meteor]

Yeah I understand

[dull hemlock]

Like nothing changes in my life besides "Oh I'm dreaming so that means I can fly"

[sour hound]

theres things you can do to have them more often apparently but its rare for me

[near grail]

Ohh okkk

[sour hound]

usually when im really tired ill have lucid moments in bed kinda

[green isle]

I usually have lucid dreams

[near grail]

What's it like?

[sour hound]

idk how to explain it without sounding dumb but it feels like im there and not there at the same time but you can control it or just go with the flow

[vast meteor]

What are y'all dreaming lmaoo

[near grail]

Ohh okk

[sour hound]

lucky that sounds fun

[dull hemlock]

How to fly

[green isle]

Honestly that's a pretty good explanation

[vast meteor]

😂

[dull hemlock]

I spent a series of lucid dreams to teach myself to fly

[vast meteor]

Omg I wish I can learn how to fly

[green isle]

Just double press spacebar

5head

[near grail]

I heard your brain creates dreams to speed up your heart rate or something idk if that's true or not tho

[sour hound]

huh i never heard that

ur dreams can probably speed up your heartbeat tho if you in some intense situations

[near grail]

Idk remember exactly where I heard it but I'm pretty sure they said that

[green isle]

No one knows exactly why

There's only theories

[vast meteor]

I wonder if our eyes roll towards our brain when we close our eyes

[dull hemlock]

No lol

[vast meteor]

Good lmao

[dull hemlock]

They move a lot

[vast meteor]

Yeah ik

[dull hemlock]

More than they do when you're awake

[sour hound]

only in rem right?

[green isle]

I think the most common/most accepted theory is to process information

[dull hemlock]

Pretty sure

[vast meteor]

Mhm

[dull hemlock]

I don't think they ever do unless something is seriously wrong

[sour hound]

yall ever open someones eyes while they asleep

its so interesting to imagine whats going on in there

[dull hemlock]

Lmao prolly when I was a kid with my sisters

[near grail]

Yess

[dull hemlock]

"Pssst"

[near grail]

lol

[sour hound]

wake them up for school on the holidays

so mean

[dull hemlock]

[near grail]

We'd have to fight after that lol

[dull hemlock]

Fr

[vast meteor]

Nah I never done that

[dull hemlock]

That's one thing ig I didn't have to worry about tho at least after some age.

I had two sisters and no brothers so I won most of the time

[vast meteor]

Oh dang

[dull hemlock]

I was in the middle tho so for a bit I was too young lmao

[green isle]

I'm the oldest of all of my siblings

I only talk to my sister though

Like ever

[near grail]

I have one sister well I had two not anymore I wish I had a brother aswell tho

[dull hemlock]

Yea a brother would've been nice but idk what it would've changed ig

[near grail]

Same tbh

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/elite-dangerous-space-sim-space-ed-hyperspace-gif-23640582

[green isle]

I have 4 brothers and I haven't talked to any of them since may

[dull hemlock]

Damn

[near grail]

Oh why not?

[dull hemlock]

That's no good

[green isle]

They live with my biological dad who I don't see or talk to much

[near grail]

Oh

[near grail]

Nicee

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-goose-goose-dodgers-goose-baller-goose-padres-goose-gif-26914483

[clear arrow]

ooo a zebra

[near grail]

I love penguins so much

[dull hemlock]

[sour hound]

kookaburras are so cute

[dull hemlock]

[near grail]

Oooo beautiful snake

[clear arrow]

a burrito

[dull hemlock]

Birds are interesting af

Especially feathered fight

[near grail]

I wonder what animals think about humans and how we act

[green isle]

Penguins are my favorite animals

In case no one had noticed

[dull hemlock]

Same tbh

[green isle]

I have 4 penguins hanging from my bag

[dull hemlock]

Dude likes them so much he hunts them

[clear arrow]

ive gotten to understand my cat and all her outdoor friends

[near grail]

Cats are probably my least favorite animal tbh

[green isle]

Cats are cute :(

[clear arrow]

dogs are superior imo

i mean cats see you as a cat. dogs see you as a human

[dull hemlock]

Hmm

[near grail]

Factss

[green isle]

My cats will love anyone that pets them

[dull hemlock]

Dogs are better because they're more useful and have more relation to working with us

[near grail]

True

[dull hemlock]

Cats are better cuz cat

[near grail]

Cats suck

[green isle]

Dogs are more work though

And I am historically lazy

[clear arrow]

cats are usually much more self reliant, so theyre good for lazy people or those who arent around much, or elderly

[dull hemlock]

Idk I don't think either is more than the other if you get a low maintenance breed

[green isle]

I don't have to walk my cats

[near grail]

I don't have to walk my dogs

[dull hemlock]

Don't really gotta walk small dogs either. Only need a yard and that's debatable even.

[wraith wing]

[clear arrow]

my cat has free roam outside

[dull hemlock]

I'd rather get a dog first

[near grail]

I live in the country so my dogs just run free in the woods

[clear arrow]

and she always comes back. she politely asks to come back in

[dull hemlock]

Want to get one

[marsh cypress]

Dogs > cats any day

[near grail]

Facts

[green isle]

If my cats free roam outside they'd probably get killed by the other cats

[wraith wing]

[marsh cypress]

The bond you get with a dog is just so much more than what a cat can offer

[near grail]

Truee

[dull hemlock]

Yea around here there's a chance they won't come back

[marsh cypress]

A cat sees itself as a god when you feed it and provide it shelter, a dog sees you as a god when you do the same

[green isle]

I don't think that's always the case though

[near grail]

To a extent yes

[marsh cypress]

I mean yeah therws exceptions to everything

[green isle]

Oh my hearing aid is dying

Unlucky

[marsh cypress]

Howd u get hearing aids

Just gradual hearing loss or?

[green isle]

I went to a hospital and they gave me a hearing aid

[dull hemlock]

There's obviously behavioral differences but a cat knows it's place when taught

[green isle]

Was born effectively deaf on one ear

[dull hemlock]

I usual get mine off the the trees

[near grail]

Eh not really

[marsh cypress]

Left or right?

[green isle]

Left

[dull hemlock]

They really do

[near grail]

Sure

[marsh cypress]

My aunty is deaf in her left ear too but she wasnt born with it, it sorta just gradually happened

[green isle]

My cats know their places

[dull hemlock]

Both are easy enough to teach and people are just more used to how to train a dog

[marsh cypress]

And my friend lost his hearing in his left ear to a very loud bang from an out of date juice carton

[clear arrow]

i mean that relys on the human to do their research and learn cats and dogs behavior, personality, health care, body language, ect. ect.

which most dont do

[green isle]

That sounds really unfortunate

[clear arrow]

most are like "awww i want this thing, its cute"

[dull hemlock]

And then bam we get pugs

[marsh cypress]

Theres this guy ive seen on yt its like beckman dog training or smt and hes got a dog that trains dogs

[clear arrow]

which is a terrible way to add a living creature to your home

its like having a girlfriend for her looks. its not right lol

[near grail]

That's cool

[dull hemlock]

People need more plants

[marsh cypress]

Yeah pets are like children in many ways

[near grail]

Plants are boring

[marsh cypress]

^^

[clear arrow]

or having a cat or dog when they cant afford themselves

[marsh cypress]

Yeah the dog doesnt even need commands or anything really he just knows what to do

[near grail]

Then the dogs or cats end up mistreated

[near grail]

That's crazyy

[marsh cypress]

Yup seen that way too many times

The show pitbulls and parolees really shows how bad it is in some places

[near grail]

I've never heard of that tbh

[clear arrow]

every pitbull ive had has been an oversized lapdog

[dull hemlock]

Fr haha they're big ass children

[marsh cypress]

Theyre so loveable as long as you treat them right, suuuper loyal

[near grail]

That should put a rest to the stereotypes

[dull hemlock]

Idk how they just move all the time

[clear arrow]

aw man, giving one some regular food, the terrible dog farts ugh

[dull hemlock]

My sister's pit busted is tail open wagging it too hard

[near grail]

Oh my

[dull hemlock]

Blood everywhere

He didn't care

[near grail]

Is he ok now?

[dull hemlock]

Oh yea

He's fine

[near grail]

That's good

[green isle]

I used to know two pitbulls

[marsh cypress]

Yeah it was an old show on tv i cant remember what channel it was on but yeah theres heaps of seasons of it and its just this lady and a few helpers that go around rescuing abandoned and neglected dogs (mostly pitbulls) and they provide shelter for and treatment for them, always looking for homes to get them in

[green isle]

Both are the sweetest dogs ive ever met

Unfortunately had to be put down :(

[dull hemlock]

Rip

[near grail]

Ohh that's nice of them

[clear arrow]

any dog who has a mushy head is considered mean and evil, yet they are the most snuggly good boy/girl in the canine group

[near grail]

Oh I'm sorry

[clear arrow]

like rotties

[dull hemlock]

She has two and they're some hyper shits. They always want to play and don't realize how big they are.

[near grail]

It's not easy losing pets one of my dogs died while I was on vacation I came back all excited then I found out it died I cried for 2 days

[dull hemlock]

I had a German shepherd

She didn't like when I called her by her name

[green isle]

They weren't mine

[clear arrow]

lol

[green isle]

Only pets i've lost were birds

[dull hemlock]

Damn

[green isle]

And had to give away two cats when I was younger because I became allergic

[clear arrow]

i had a boxer pit mix that was very dumb, and i accidentally got him to come to dumbass more often than his real name

[near grail]

My dad had two pigeons

[dull hemlock]

Tf he live? Manhattan?

[near grail]

Nah lol

They were at his work so he took them home

[dull hemlock]

[near grail]

Frr

Ngl it was kinda cool

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[near grail]

😂😂

[clear arrow]

me, when theres banana bread, at work, dude

[near grail]

I haven't had banana bread in awhile

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-banana-bread-gif-15605741961567485431

[green isle]

I actually haven't had banana bread ever

[clear arrow]

dude i got some banana bread at work today dude

[near grail]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-bread-drunk-gif-25440138

[clear arrow]

im so glad ytou get the reference lol

[near grail]

Who?

[dull hemlock]

That was a thing at my work for a while

[near grail]

They gave you banana bread?

[dull hemlock]

Just one earth like world in this sector

I beg of thee

[dull hemlock]

No the meme

[near grail]

Ohhh okk

[dull hemlock]

Banana bread at work

[clear arrow]

my mom told me if i wait for things like good things will happen to me dude and i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude, hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things are worth it. but theres a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like skunks, dude? hell no. scratching your eye, but its still itchy, dude? hell, no!

i think sir couch needs the meme

[near grail]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ht1sVx0KM/?igsh=cmkyNmY1MjYxaTJ3

Instagram

[near grail]

I never seen that meme sadly 😥

[clear arrow]

i DMed you it lol

[near grail]

You did?

I never got it

My bad my goofy ahh had to accept the dm

[clear arrow]

<slowclap>

[dull hemlock]

100 more jumps till I leave the sector

[clear arrow]

i just realized

banana bread at work guy looks a lot like the #GFC guy

[dull hemlock]

I don't see it

Looks like my sister's ex tho

[clear arrow]

lol

[near grail]

So what yall guys doing??

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-elite-dangerous-elite-dangerous-infinity-loop-infinity-loop-slartyfartpast-gif-26233347

[clear arrow]

playing fallout new vegas with a rediculous amount of mods

[dull hemlock]

I need a new monitor

[near grail]

Ooo nicee

[near grail]

Why??

[dull hemlock]

To look better

[near grail]

704?!

[clear arrow]

yup

[near grail]

My pc would explode lmao

[clear arrow]

it runs real smooth

however, since ive grown used to fallout 76, the enemies are scary af

cause nv emenies are way tougher

[near grail]

Ahh okk

[clear arrow]

yes, emenies. stupid fingers

[near grail]

Lmaoo

The only two games I really play is codm and ats

[dull hemlock]

I play too many games

Don't play cod anymore

[near grail]

Wells it's good to have a variety so you never get bored

[near grail]

Well I don't play the console and pc versions

[dull hemlock]

I play zombies sometimes

But that's it

And tbh now I have vr so I'll just vr zombies

[near grail]

Ohh shit bo2 zombies is my all time favorite

[dull hemlock]

Yea that one's the best

[toxic plank]

hi

[dull hemlock]

Hmm

[toxic plank]

i need help with something

[near grail]

I need to go revisit it tbh

[dull hemlock]

I might have a video or two from my vr zombies lol

[toxic plank]

how can i make dyno have roles

when someone clicks a button

[near grail]

I'd love to see

[dull hemlock]

Someone could help you in #community-support

[toxic plank]

But no 1 is replyinf

*g

[dull hemlock]

They're busy atm

[dull hemlock]

Oh I got something else you might find funny lmao

[near grail]

What is it?

[worn brook]

[clear arrow]

eyyy its bin boi

[clear arrow]

how ya been?

[worn brook]

it’s been one hell of a day

I’ll tell you that lmao

how are u doing?

[main trout]

.

[near grail]

Wassup

[main trout]

Hi

[near grail]

Do you like tomatoes?

[main trout]

Man shut up ass up

Tomatos are my fear

[near grail]

My bad I thought you did

[main trout]

Does it look like I like them

[near grail]

Yes

[main trout]

Bruh

[worn brook]

[clear arrow]

Staying alive

[worn brook]

That’s always quite a good thing

[main trout]

Wha what

[main trout]

No it's not what are U talking about

[near grail]

Staying alive is a good thing tho

...

[worn brook]

I’ll upvote this

It’s usually quite good

[near grail]

I wouldn't expect some that doesn't like tomatoes to know what they are talking about 😂😂

[clear arrow]

Tomatoes are azing

Amazing

Thanks phone

[green isle]

Fr

[hot holly]

Hello

[worn brook]

Hello

[hot holly]

It has been a while

[green isle]

[worn brook]

The fish has been incommunicado

[near grail]

Facts

[verbal geyser]

Hi

[near grail]

Hii

[verbal geyser]

How are you

[near grail]

Good hbu??

[verbal geyser]

I’m okay ig

Thanks for asking

What you up 2

[near grail]

That doesn't seem like it what's wrong?

[near grail]

Ofcc man

[verbal geyser]

Eh, it’s nth 😅

[near grail]

Uh huh I've heard that before

[verbal geyser]

😅😅

[near grail]

You can tell me if you wanna keep it private you can dm me I won't tell nobody

[verbal geyser]

Alright

[near grail]

Mhm

[verbal geyser]

I dmed uou

[near grail]

Bet

[plucky lantern]

Morning

[dull hemlock]

Good morning

[modest sequoia]

Morning

[near grail]

Good morning

[verbal geyser]

Hi

Morning to you

[dull hemlock]

[near grail]

[modest sequoia]

[verbal geyser]

😭

[hot holly]

Does anyone here live near a wawa

[near grail]

Nope

[hot holly]

Got a free blueberry muffin from them

[near grail]

W frr

Morning

[autumn wren]

👋🏻

[modest sequoia]

👋🏽

[green isle]

getting a 1 minute 34 second unskippable ad on youtube

[dull hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-it-down-windows-sustem-shut-down-press-button-changing-colors-gif-16397592

[near grail]

Rip

[remote plover]

those made me go full time ad-block

got unbearable even on my phone, so I did the same there

[coarse glacier]

twitch has started displaying 6 ads now

unskippable too

[remote plover]

Yep, tho my browser blocks them now

it was the last ads I was tolerating

until I got 1min ads every 15 minutes on some channels

[coarse glacier]

yikes

i haven't used twitch in ages and when i experienced 6 unskippable ads, i instantly closed the app and went to the youtube stream instead lol

[remote plover]

[radiant bluff]

Guys

I got accepted into university

[remote plover]

I prefer watching streams on twitch, if the streamer does. I rarely do watch streams tho

[radiant bluff]

🎉🎉🎉

[remote plover]

eyyy gg

[radiant bluff]

Yeah I got the grades I needed

[green isle]

wasn't my pc

was my teacher's

[remote plover]

I try to avoid using other ppl's electronics cuz I get lost af trying to find something I can locate in 2 secs on my machine

[terse mango]

Ello.

[green isle]

i wasn't using it

he was showing a video'

[swift bear]

Congratulations, that's awesome!

[near grail]

Wassup broo

[terse mango]

Busy, busy.

[near grail]

Ahh I see

[remote plover]

I always die a little bit inside when I wanna show someone something on youtube and an ad starts on their device

[near grail]

That sucks for sure

[versed quartz]

Do you know what is even worse? Discord youtube embeds can have ads

[terse mango]

One teacher really wants me today for her stuff.

[versed quartz]

I have seen an advertisement on a yt embed and it made me sad af

[terse mango]

WHAT......

Oh god.

[near grail]

Do you wanna help her with her stuff?

[versed quartz]

It is not that common luckily

[terse mango]

That is my responsibility atm.

[near grail]

Ohhhh gotcha what is the stuff she needs help with??

Oop

Yeaa dude your cooked

[remote plover]

la chancla

[terse mango]

Really weird tech things.

[radiant bluff]

Thx

[near grail]

[near grail]

Ohh okk

[chilly badger]

Hello

[near grail]

Wassup

[dull hemlock]

[vestal hamlet]

y u like this illusion

@remote plover hi snek

[remote plover]

[vestal hamlet]

do you get scared whenever i ping you now

[remote plover]

I just never know what to expect lmao

[vestal hamlet]

good

[near grail]

Wassup yall

[clear arrow]

im not scared of bucket pings. i think its the other way around

[oak tundra]

@clear arrow I wouldn't count on it

[remote plover]

Toast's Bag of Holding full of cursed memes would say otherwise

[clear arrow]

sizzle sizzle

[remote plover]

crunch crunch

[vestal hamlet]

I can do this

snek

the big mall has a lot of background chairs that are not scrappable

[remote plover]

[vestal hamlet]

it's like 12 chairs

[remote plover]

i head to bed