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I'll start making deals with the monkeys in exchange for bananas
100% worth even full price, love that game
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Bananaphone · Raffi
Bananaphone
℗ 1996 Rounder Records Manufactured and distributed by Concord Music Group
Released on: 1996-01-01
Producer: Raffi
Producer: Michael Creber
Composer Lyricist: Raffi
Composer Lyricist: Michael Creber
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Youtube kids got some worse stuff than normal youtube istg
Stuff I see my sister watching is just disturbing
Rip
I dont even have that app lol
i will never ever touch that platform
For some reason when I tap on any YouTube video that someone posts, it keeps telling me video unavailable because I thought we can watch it from on here but when I go on YouTube, it works obviously
I don't either. I just pulled that from regular YouTube
Oh that's why. YTKids can't be played embedded
Unfortunately, it seems like u got urself a case of the skill issue 😔
It does not open in both places, here and there
i love unskippable cutscenes
Disguised loading screens
5 minute cutscene i can't skip because it's my "first" time opening the game
idk how it's my first time again
Weird
i have like 20 something hours on it
what game you playin
You're stuck in an endless loop
might & magic: heroes 6
On this server only
idk why they changed the name of the franchise
Eh oh well, I don't really tap on them a lot anyway
i liked heroes of might & magic more
Eh oh well
Eh oh
what country u from
@rough ember this one is better right?
Syria
pretty
gonna hazard a guess and say the internets probably restricted over there
I heard it was
Yes, you are right, I alr downloaded Discord with vpn
Ahh
Interesting. Do you use Discord with a VPN too?
Where did you find this
Yes
Odd that it would allow Discord to connect but not YT
wdym find this?
Where did you get the leaves from lol, I like it
Or did you make it
That's odd indeed
it is my own crappy brush
How are you doing
Ohhhh
I see
Yeah that's what I meant, I was just curious
My school wifi had no problem with me playing world of warcraft but opening discord was apparently crossing the line
Firewall issue probably
maybe dm this to a staff?
Glad to hear
i dont think we can help with whatever that was
i saw something about a TV lmao
Lmao me too
And I thought I saw an email too
yea tossed his phone number at the bottom for good measure
Dyno do it
Dyno be doing Dyno things
Dyno is banana
see me personally i wouldnt take that @tacit ledge
Everywhere
ROPE 😱
If i pick up a rope am i technically touching you? @gusty cave
No
I think 
How are youu
Good hbu
The same just vibing
Fran is a banana
Who is Fran
since when did tatsumaki rename to tatsu
they did a long while ago by now
was it some copyright thing
haven't a clue
No idea either
Wow
POM POM 😱
My friend
DS is here!
Cute
ikr
another drive syndicate in alu? 👀
How are you doing @nocturne crystal
ok wbu
The same, vibing as usual
Oh am not bad at all. Important day tmrw tho.
nc
o welp better get some sleep if u have to
same im gonna keep adding more songs in sep 5th
I have to talk about stuff to students IDK well yet tmrw, as a student.
I have prepared my presentation quite a bit.
You nervous at all
nice
this is totally a remix of stay by justin bieber
You just put stay by zedd into my head
Not too nervous. I am nervous about the fact that I will look representable as I will wear something called a Digitutor vest which happens to have the school logo on it for good reasons....... AKA all of the students will start recognizing me.
But I will have to put it on.
Sorry they're making you wear this to a tech presentation?
Nah.
Black vest with our school logo on the front, and Digitutor slapped on the back.
@sour hound just curious, what kind of music are you into?
Catchy enough for me to like it.
nice
Is it the same lyrics
Honestly I'm open minded to alot but i've always been really into 2000s pop music
yea
It is yeah.
My favorite song is promiscuous by nelly furtado for reference
Ohh that's nice, I'm more into hip pop and rap music
Gotcha
Oo can you share any ones you like
Well you def sound prepared so hoping you smash it mate
I'm also a big brittney glazer
Sure I can give you a few I like the most
- Kehlani by Jordan Adetunji ft Kehlani, it's the remix version
- Agora hills by Doja cat
- that's what I get by Charlieonnafriday
Oh and I found this one song from YouTube I like but I'll have to look it up again
I love the vocals of kehlani
Cyberpunks soundtracks also got so many songs I love
Yess she's so good and oh also add to the list of few songs I just mentioned, I just looked it up, it's called Touch by Katseye
It's catchy in my opinion
Hey N with The Mil whats up
I lowk fw this alot
My problem is I dont know how to find new music so I just stick to what I know
Honestly theres periods that I dont even listen to music for a while some reason
i always listen to music on the bus and train
Oh yea I'd be vibing to it when i caught the train
Having an empty carriage while it was raining outside too was just perfect
That's okay, I tend to do that ngl, I like to listen to what I already know from time to time, sometimes I'll end up finding a song I like
Lately I've had hey daddy by usher playing in my head lmao
The song touch by Katseye is now my favorite, I guess that's what happens when you watch YouTube shorts lmao, that's how I found the song
Love the instrumental
Lmfao
I was gonna say if you got it from tiktok or something, i some times hear songs I fw and try to look it up
There was this song that was everywhere a while ago
Cupid by fifty fifty
Had that shit on repeat
Hi
Omg I love that song
im on the train every day
I got it from YouTube, and I don't use tiktok tbh
how much they paying bro 😭
jk i love dyno too
I'll give you another fact and it's that that's not true at all so please don't believe that
This guy joined to say that and left lol

Its like a moderation tool
well you probably dont need them that much if your in a friendly community
Are those types of song considered kpop im not sure
I'm not sure tbh
I like it either way
you ever listen to popstars by kda?
No I don't think so
oh its kinda kpoppy i like it alot
if theres one thing league of legends can do right its music tbh
you okay?
Ohh okay nice
What other songs do they have
off the top of my head theres awaken by valerie broussard which is my personal fav
concussive by bassnectar x renholder
lightbringer by pentakill
they do a bunch of genres too which is cool
enemy by imagine dragons & jid kinda slapped too
Hi again
howdy
Howdy
u just wake up or sum\
Ugh I hate discord mobile
yea surprised it doesnt have a third party app yet
Hry today
its pretty bad
Nice
What for?
reddit mobile was terrible so people made like third party apps to make it better i think
unless im just completelyt misremembering
well, there is a client mod for it at least ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Holy banana the chat died
its 2am im running on fumes
Oh okay
Lol
Dam
commas are important
Oh ofc- oh.......
Fr I'm out here smoking kids in these 1v1s. What's wrong with that?
kids deserves to win too :(
Then they gotta try harder
can someone help my figure out why my lockdown cmd isnt working
nobody in dere
You'll have to be patient
fair\
yeah


Mornin
Hi Matt 
HRU
I'm alright just chilling
👋🏻
👋🏽
Hello
Hii
How are you
I'm fine and you?
Good morning yall
Actually I should say good afternoon lol
Lmao prolly
I mean it's almost 1pm for me
hi old timer
old timer? Loving it
wssup
how are you old timer?
Afternoon
u been here since 2017
Mhm yea
Dyno server was one of the first servers Ive joined on discord
And first bot I've met and used heh
Lol yeaa
Slides are ready for tomorrow now.
I just had some dr pepper cotton candy
Pepe slides
Wassup bro

Good!
Glad to hear that
Whee
Mhmm how are youu?
Uh sure
Is that F1?
Ohh cool
Not really
New emojis incoming
Ooo that should be funn
Just in an irritated mood, it's not that bad but it comes around sometimes lmao
Ohh okk

Which emojis
Yeah
Ah
Good enough
Eh didn't know they existed
Okay you can chill
With the emotes
Ohh nice nice
I like the Dave emotes mainly lol and the noob ones



No disrespect but idk anyone that watches F1
Never heard of that tbh
My point exactly
I prefer Nascar
I don't watch that either tho
Oh okay
it travelled through humans
It’s definitely still around.

Like the flu. Covid may never go away. It may continue mutating into different strains.
yeah ive heard theres a new strain thats pretty strong
quit social media
trust me, you are NOT fit for any online experiences
go back to the 80s
What are yall nerds yapping about
yea you are flat out weird
i dont give a single flying damn about subs
what about no

Peace out yall
i literally don’t care
dude you are just seen as a useless waste of matter in my eyes
hey @sleek needle hows the weather
i do not care about subs
Are you just trolling him now?
Wonder why you're here
must be cold up north huh
such a failure at trolling
14 and "edgy? or 18+ and dumb 
hi
anyway
welcome
actually its scorching hot here at the uk
hey kromm
Buddy the uk is not hot 😭🙏
fr fr
not as north as canada though
i am sweating at doing the smallest thing bro
mostly
Weak
its like 35 degrees celsius
Gotta get good
Okay liar
Bro would die after one day in America
let's be nice to each other please and thanks
k wait ima show you something
So facts
ight bet
wildfires near you Matt?
oh nevermind these are working
Not near me
forgot what they are called
radiator?
A wall?
Ohh okk
there aint no metal walls in a normal home
I didn't know it was metal my bad
So its hot in your house cuz you have the heat on for whatever reason in summer?
i didnt turn it on, i live with my family
Huh
i didnt even know it was on
So it's hot in your house cuz you can't turn off the heater in summer cuz you have a family? Am I following this right?
Huh
UK be wild
I'm so confused
no, i can turn it off, didnt even know it was on

Lol
na you think it is rare for a middle eastern family who had kids in the uk to not turn on the heater because they think its cold
i dont even know the middle eastern temperatures
I think you could've just came in with a better attitude so I didn't care to entertain you. Was entertaining myself by throwing you in circles.

😂😂
How's your day
Truly
Real
Elite dangerous
Real
Ohhhh nicee
What happened?
And we know lol

I've been finding only dwarf stars so I can't get fuel
That's cuz I didn't plot my course properly
Ohh damn that sucks fr
Lmao oh well
Heyy it is what it is
I thought bro would be sad to hear this
Nah lol I did the stupid so I kinda am
Bro "did the stupid" lmao

I should get more pictures of the planets
Yess you should they always look so cool
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@modest sequoia hugged 

Anyone here like pepto like the taste of it? Random ik
pepto bismol?
is it the bubblegum flavor?
Idkk what it's flavor is but it definitely doesn't taste like bubble gum
Lmao
Goodnight
That'll be so cool when you do
crap i know im forgetting something but not what i forgot
Oof

Wassup
Not much you?
Bout to eat some tacos
Noice
So factss

That's the best one yet!!
I posted more in gaming
Trading neon albino and neon pig any offers?
Wrong server?
Yeah this is Dyno, a bot server lol
You're a bot
Potentially


Who knows?
Rip

Eh that's Florida for ya 😂
Heyy
Hi!
Everyone I'm sure
How's it going
Sleepy alrighty and I'm on my way to work lmao
I'm hungry too so it's a good thing I got something to go beforehand
Good
Mhm
@vestal hamlet oi
Hello there, welcome to Dyno.
Hi Dyno,I'm back
Hi Luca
Hello, Savageheart
Bucket see this
Who is bucket?
Neither is dark
Hii jadee
I posted more pics in gaming
Right
fr
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Funny one
Ikr
Lmao wth
my go it is the one where i can rick roll people 
@vast meteor
i love that
Lmfao fr

Lmao
💕
I'm stealing this
no
Yes
Okay I need a break from this
Oh noes
I'm Commander Cody you're in trouble sir
I am admiral
Ha ha
lol
You're next Novax
Idc
Ok
fuck excel
its stupid decision to convert numbers to scientific notation has messed up with exporting something and importing it into something else
so now ive got to cross reference the original numbers and actual numbers and update it one by one
and it doesnt appear easy to automate either
Excel is awesome
lol
Skibidi, bop bop
Hi
Nah, excel is excellent
Hello
did anyone else get a recent windows update that changed the default background to one that changes like every 12 hours or so?
Heyy how's it going
sup nerd lady
Pretty good chillin you?
The same, tired from work but I'm off tomorrow so I'm glad
Sup nerd
oh heck yes! its mothman season again
Nice, I did take today off lmao. I go back in tomorrow but whatever lol.
Welp, what an irony lmfao
Huh?
True
fo76
Ohh okay

Hii
Heyy what's up
Nothing much just got home what's up with you?
Chilling now, about to take a shower
Nice nice did you see what I sent you earlier?
Yes I saw.
Okk
Mhm
Server seems dead for some reason
??
Nothing
Anyway I took more pics of the sky should I just send them in here?
Well that's up to you, not me
Hiii
Hii
Love the sunset because of the pink and orange combined and it's so pretty to look at
How are you
Ikrr
It was alright and you?
Good hbu?
That's good and mine was fine
That's nice to hear
I'm actually weirdly at peace with reality
Oh?
Interesting
bro im gonna kill this guy who killed me in minecraft
Lmao
Yeah
you name it im calling him it
Why did he kill you?
no reason
Yeaa nah you should kill em then
It's so weird
Is this like survival mode or something
ye
Ah that makes sense
Oh
What is?
This
Oh okay
Why is it weird?
wish more were
Well how are you doing besides what happened lol
Hruuu
Because it's so weird I just got over a traumatic thing yesterday and just this
Ahh okk
the three things that people are in denial about these days are reality, facts, and science lol
Lol
Well I'm 15 and had a good reason
Tell us what was the reason?
enjoying some original ruffles
I can't say it here
salted potatoes are great
Original ruffles kinda mid ngl
Oh nicee
Okk
i bet jade has gotten bugles and wore them like little wizard hats on her fingers before
I have
I used to use them as tornados 😭🙏
I don't eat bugles
Oh I mean wear lmao
Smh
i bet you played with the bugles chips though at one point
Not really tbh
Have you?
Most people have
kinda like putting glue on your hand and letting it dry just for the satisfaction of peeling it off
Eh not everyone lol
looks like skin
Like skin?
yeah
Yes.
like blue skin
Ohh
all the cracks
Mhm
maybe im trippin idk
Lmao
oh yeah the screenshot looks weird cause its both monitors
left is a simple 1080p and the right is a 1440p
Nicee
Ah okay
pretty sir or ma'am
Sir and thank you
Can't believe we're already halfway through the week
sir couch
Lmao
Nerd
i learned from you
Ofc you did
Learning from me I see lmao
oh wait
Now you get it
nice
lol all your catchphrases
Lmao exactly
I'm alright and you?
bought a new washer
How you liking it
That's cool
trying to figure out what to do
Lol mood
What kind
You have summoned a demon
A demon of washers
Well dam, why you put it like that lmao
Did it explode?
burned out my washers pump
What in the world
that is part of the tub
Oh
Discover the 5.0 cu. ft. Front Load WashCombo that features 2-in-1 Wash & Dry and Inverter HeatPump™ Technology. Shop WM6998HBA from LG USA.
I have this one
Because a combo unit is the only one that'd fit my apartment
ah, the company that also built military grade ballistic weapons
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bought a ge since my family worked for ge
That's a nice ass washer
or was it GE
my old one was a ge so sticking to brand lol
Yeah this one is good besides the fact one of the sprayers clogged
oh it was GE
It better be for the price
Lmao facts almost 2k
GE built parts for helis
Ohh that's interesting
huh?
and the M134 minigun
I wish I had a mini gun that would be so cool
and an autocannon
So factss
my family was into nuclear power
The vulcan cannon
Then the megagun really gonna be big
u know my family had a running joke
Battlefield Vegas nicknamed their M61 20mm Vulcan Cannon “The Hand of God” because it can lay great vengeance and furious anger upon its target. They brought the M61 Vulcan mounted on a British FV432 APC to the Big Sandy Shoot in October 2018. It pretty much stole the show. Every time it fired, there was a huge crowd cheering it on.
It’s not ev...
u know 3 mile island?
Lord have mercy
that power plant used baldwin parts and turbines if they went ge 3 mile would not happend
Okay they slowed that one down by a bunch
To put it in perspective
Imagine this firing 300 times per second
also i own grafit
In case you thought we grew from throwing rocks at each other
Ain't nobody surviving
What's that?
its graphite nuclear block
i mean have you seen a warthog?
Cool!!
plus samples of the rods of the nuclear reactor too
How did you get this?!
my family who worked in nuclear business of General Electric
Damnn that's actually really cool frr
😂
Broooooooo
one of the better presidents imo
we need him back
Did anyone see that zombie animation of him coming back?
yea but this was before he was gov and president
Ahh okk still would've loved it tho
ronald reagan reminded me of my grandpa as they always told long story jokes and stuff
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@clear arrow
Ohh nicee
Oh how did they do that
Lmaoo magic
sadly we arent able to discuss that kind of stuff here. <this servers heavilly liberal>
Damn fr?
yeah
That's dumb
No you're not allowed to mention Reagan at all or you'll be banned
You just mentioned him 👀👀
Dingus
or any other topic thats controversial
Understandable tho
oddly enough, sports are fine, which is just as controversial as politics and religion combined lol
😂😂
You not wrong on that
Is null still around here?
No it's from the same show as @kindred perch's pfp
Or manga to be more exact
Because y'know that's my old acc
oh your deauth
Well was
I remember there was one person here who made it a goal to reply with "mid" to every song I posted
lol
Tell them they're mid
Wouldn't matter if it was map of the problematique by muse or lil pump
I dont listen to lil pump fyi
Whos lil pump?
Well I don't remember who they were so that puts a hamper in that
One word: ass
Well you could call everyone mid and hope you covered it
I'm mid
I could if you could fork over some perms rq
@lucid tree Bananas 
lol bet
You're at least mid+
i got him banned lmao
I remember they were relatively established
And I think I was the only person they had a problem with
Lmao
ah the crazy russian techno with angry emo teen screaming?
i was banned on a minecraft server recently too
i gained 12 blaze spawners in 3 hours and they thought i was xraying spawners
Oh hey aphex twin has a new spotify banner
so i decided to stream lol
Oh yeah speaking of that
how i imagine people who eat fast food every day look like
City morgue was disbanded because half of said group ended up being a nonce
And by half I mean one person
And by one person I mean zillakami
i think i could get banned from minecraft from what i said @vast meteor
Lmao
nvm not yet
i bet they will go to california, where thats sadly legal
not yet
Sigh
i thought i did
Well I wouldn't keep on about it, I feel like it's not that deep
Ahh okk
i made some serious allegations abt him
nah he said some really messed up stuff
abt a certain group
Oh my
i dont support them but i aint like that to them
I'm not sure where you heard that from but he ended up being dropped by the label
Which I guess is as close to justice as this is going to get
Ah I see
It pisses me off because I was actually fond of his music
its better to move on, than be vindictive and/or narcissistic
I found new friend

I happy
on the internet, we have this button called "block"
Why do I always show up at these times
Friends are always nice, I'm happy for you!
or "ignore"
Dw you ain't the only one
Half the people here are under that category 
idrc tbh
Lmfao
Thank you
he'll be banned sooner or later
Ooo
i feel ya. that button gets used a lot during summer break when all the children flood into discord lol
doesnt really work in minecraft too well
Hey I'm a child
I don't block lol
minecraft has /ignore iirc
Yes 😭

Ohh congrats
Need mods for that
Heyy
No, there's a menu where you can do that
In the newer builds at least
oh
Thank you
Hi again Hunter
I so happy
Hiii
What's up
Chilling hbu
yeah couldve been plugins. when i was big into minecraft (sr staff on a popular server) i wasnt allowed to ignore people, but always suggested ignoring people who were harassing others
how was everyone's day
Same here
Np man
Was alright and you?
good day, had to do some data manipulation which lowkey i quit on and found a different way to do it
Good fr
Ah okay
That's nice
Glad to hear your day was alright at least
Mhm
No u x2
Used to admin for a server as well. Always fun when they just ignore your suggestion and carry on harassing each other
i promise ill train mine better if they ever act up lmk fr
Then your the bad guy for muting them to put an end to it
That's how it is and how it'll always be
the prefix is ,
Was that the problem
I can't tell the difference anymore
I believe my eyesight is degrading
Mhm
Ohh damn that ain't good
Goof 😂
did I get kicked from this Discord

I tended to type that too but caught myself before I send my message lol
do you guys purge people every so often?
Not that I'm aware of
I def got removed in like the last 4 or so hours. Vencord gave me a notif when I opened discord.
I assume it was automatic or something is up
Hmm
Hmmmmm
Idk tbh
you left at 10:49 PM EST
odd
Dang dark how you find that so fast lmao
i cant tell if you were kicked or not, but i would assume not
Shhhh I didn't mean to
and concerning
thanks for letting me know
did you get a dm from @hollow tendon ?
Ik ik lol
Ay
nope
the heck is vencord?
discord client, technically against tos but it has a few million users
I never heard of vencord
What's the purpose of it
ah, more shady crap
I don't get it
yeah nty
Is venvord off brand discord?
we arent allowed to discuss that here
Fair enough
oop my bad
I love Legos
their discord has 70k members, ovbs it is a risk but it's very small 
@midnight sigil lurker! 😱
thats like reasoning for robbery by saying tons of other people do it why cant i
glad it was this discord and not one that I can't rejoin
not a valid line of logic 🤷♂️
i mean, discord doesnt ban predators that often, so i wouldnt be suprised if they didnt ignore other stuff
Lmao
surprise surprise an online platform / chatroom has shit moderation
i reported many of them, and they still have accounts
has any social media ever had good moderation?
True
if you report through discords channels nothing will be done, if you have actual evidence of this you should file a tip
I'ma fill your shoes with sand
Discord is overwhelmed by millions of people in their support channels
i will empty said shoe on your head
I wouldn't be surprised lmao
I think I remember opening like 3 discord support tickets and one of them was like "you seem to have created another ticket" and I never bothered to tell them 😂
and steal your shoelaces







