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i think he has seen it
I have it downloaded since I saw toast share it the first time
lol
hognose sneeeeek
Oooo okay lmao
i mean
Niceeeee
It is cutee omg
last one for today
Lol cute
Hey Jade, would you like to know how to keep people in suspense?
Yes please
Please teach me 😂
took me a sec to get it lmao
Lmao
2 am dyno late vibes
Okk so like you play codm? I've been asking everyone lol
You know what ya nerd
codm?
Yess
oh cod mobile?
hey you arent chillin wtf
I consider it late, what I consider early is like when it's 5 am or 6 am lmao
early is midday for me
I am chilling whatcha meannnn
Not surprised 😂
yeah she's chilling
chillling everyone down to the bone
Nah nah
cold savage

should be lo fi girl, but nooooo
Okay I'll tell you
eco doubling down lmao
Fr fr
i want fries now
I want some eggs
but i dont wanna go through the blanching process
ayo
Scrambled or fried?
Blanching process? What?
Scrambledddd
Yesssss lol
I loveeee scrambled eggs
Fried are good to tho
I have to make a note that 5 guys is a restaurant.
I keep forgetting and going ''oh wow''
Ayy that's good ngl
Ssssss
you cut your potatoes into fries, then boil them for like a minute or two, then rinse with cold water
it locks in flavor and texture
Ohhhh
Gotcha
Now I get it
before you cook em
I figured that's what you meant
I see
i should make a cooking advice channel or something, but..... i wont
I always wonder what a large fries is in five guys because from what i remember not even four people can finish it
Heck
I wonder where the name even comes from
oh fries lol
Lmaoo
Forgot words fries lmao
5 guys made a name together
I read it so wrong

Okay my mind is not in the right place
i feel targeted
Smh
lol
This is what happens when you put up with me after 2 am
Lol
😂😂
I typed too fast for my eyes to read
felt
im watching crackhead compilations and chatting on here, nothing that you make worse jade
So i thought i put fries in the message
sounds like your having fun
Good enough
Crackhead compilation? Sounds interesting
Lmfao
they sure love singing
I bet
It's music?
i can hardly tell the difference between crackheads and tiktokers
I read that as ''fries in the massage'' and was wondering if massage places in the US partenered with restaurant to bring you fries
they try singing, dancing, and have no situational awareness
They did
oh and they look at others like they are the weirdos, not vice versa
Snek what the hell 😂
hey, a and e is similar to my brain
Oh dam
same for b and p
want a warm towel? nahhh we just dunk you into a bathtub full of warm fries
Snek where is your braincells? I think I might have them
a fry sauna
Oops
lies
it really opens the pores
put them in the lost items box
you defentely dont have them
Hi luvan
hi zane
Well hey there handsome
Why is my message so high up??
such a luvvy meatball
hi
Oh nah
😂
Omg hruuu
im great
Good
you?
damn
Aw man
youre not chilling rn?
creeper, aw man
Oh I am chillinggg
The more I chat in here, the further my brain cells drift apart
I'm always vibing bro
Because of me
Jk jk

so we back in the mine, got our pickaxes swinging side to side, side-side to side
Y'all putting up with my craziness, hence why you barely got any cells
https://tenor.com/view/ukserver-emoral-iwiillz-dayz-dayzuk-gif-20122954 this is your brain cells
Minecraft???
i remember when that came out and dyno had creeper as a banned word
Too true.
Really?
When was this???
ya
i only remember luvan is because of the last drawing i made of them which is probably lost in one of my devices
that's a bar
Huh
Nah man, it's a statement
Can you rap?
whenever that minecraft parody of ushers dj got us fallin in love was popular
Dyno dyno dyno dyno
ain't nothing I can't do
but that don't mean i'm good
Lmao
💀
Rap for me real quick let's see it
Whatcha been up to??
work, eat sleep
I'll abstain, don't wanna leave a stain
imma go in the drain
that's all u get lol
Luckily i still kept the drawing of toast i made years ago
Yep same here

My bad
🗣🗣🔥🔥
'too many emojis'' showing up after something i've said is 10/10
Lol factss
Ah now i remembered when i drew toast
why did i take you so long to say Rightt?
When did you draw toast???
she was on the left
Around when school let us back in during covid
I was thinking the same thing
To the left to the left to the left 🎶🎶🎶
youre probably right about that

Oh right jade you never saw any of my drawings years ago
Lmao shut up y'all 🤣😂
Lol
I don't think I have
I drew lots of people here at dyno
I can't rap but I've made lyrics before
Even lance
Let's hear them
you didnt have enough brain cells to type "Rightt" faster
Ooo I think I remember you bringing it up
thats not our fault
OMG shut it
Wait
Wait wait
for hor much longer?
Let me take that back, you right
1 hour
damn i thought there was no eta
they had to do a voltron fusion before typing it
There is
Snek what
Y'all be capping
Stop the cap lmao
Hm the only drawings i liked of people i drew here is deerninja, bucket and someone else who i forgot their name
Nicee
voltron. wow
I haven't heard someone say cap in forever lol
ive only seen one of yours
I've said it plenty of times in here before, I just never seen you before in here lmao
Do you remember the drawing i made of you toast?
only shit i hear now is skibidi
I'm new here lol so that's why
Fr bruh so annoying
fr fr
I still refuse to believe they're making a movie about it.
nope, just what you sent me in DM
ban everyone under the age of 15 from all social media platforms facts
Fair enough
💀 just saw that
What movie?
Skibidi movie
I barely made the cut I'm 16 lol
ducked at the right time
Oh geez
I've probably seen that word being said about a thousand times
lol youre good
i dont think social media existed until i was 16
DAMN
I mostly hear it from here lmao
cuz none of my servers have that type of community
Thank you your highness 🙇♂️
I didn't know social media existed
not even like facebook?
because you lack brain cells, DUH
Well welcome to Dyno my friend
Omg you are a meatball
unless we are talking about AIM and msn messenger, i think the first i used was myspace
what do you mean by that? tell us?
I never used myspace
I'm to young to know what my space is
I had an MSN account
never ever used it tho
I use it all the time
I still use messenger cuz facebook friends
Mhm
Facts
oh that messenger
ye the new one
Ye
Both
yeah nty
Mhm
facebook has the worst security that i know of
Like how?
That's so true I've heard countless stories of people getting hacked
Ohhh
when i used to use facebook, there were more scams going on than the entirety of runescape
I mean
my parents made a profile for me when I was 10 
That
Discord up to its weird stuff again
Smh
Keeps separating messages
I thought I was the only one ngl
It's so annoying
jades pfp reminds me of the cyberpunk anime for some reason
I can hear the silence
Lmao
Is cyberpunk any good I've heard mix reviews about it
I don't wanna watch it cuz my heart is too soft
and refuse to pay for netflix
I thought jade pfp was that character from that anime with a very toxic community
im not an anime watcher, so youll have to do your own research im afraid
Aly found this for me, I like it lol
Cyberpunk anime is very good
aside from the green lady ''drama'', and the fact it's netflix only.
Anyone else here like looking at sunsets? Jade ik you do but anyone else?
did you play the game, snek?
I thought cyberpunk was a song artist ngl
Lol
I did
attention span of a rat however
so i've never finished the game
It just sounds like it to me
pon pon shit is the name iirc
Fair enough
ponpon something
lol
yeah haha
One sec I just got a ping
I think you got it mixed with daftpunk I think that's their name
I like the guitar version of it
I JUST GOT A SKIBIDI TOILET MEME ON TIKTOK
it turns out thats the asian dudes favorite song
IM TRIGGERED
Lord have mercy
I have the guitar tabs for it
always wanted to learn to play it
I just stay away from tik tok as a whole it's so garbage
mentions skibidi on discord
gets a skibidi meme on tiktok
hmmmm
Odd
theres a song about sigma skibidi
OH NO
Kerry?
Not you 😭😂
Bro you're so obsessed with Pedro, I'd rather you stay obsessed with Pedro
hello sigma, skibidy skibidy
Oh no
Pedro got my vote
W raccoon
oo a trash panda
Unfortunately that has taken over my server 😂
Lol
I blame luvan
i like ferrets more honestly
Ferrets are actually kinda cute
They are cutee
shawtys like a melody in my head
I was thinking of that song last night actually
I prefer goats
ferrets are spaghetti beaver
Huh
they're legged haired snakes
spagetti beaver is sick tho
i forgot about that vid lol
ngl a lot of that time was spent searching through my memes folder for that
Omg
i can feel this
its like a bed made of squishy garden hoses
@remote plover is king there
a pit!
snek IRL
Real
WTF 😂
cursed
Probably is
I bet snek is cuter
wa
jades def shorter
I bet he is 💅💅
jade a smurf
Well duh
Oh no
XD
How tall are yall btw?
4'11
Wait fr?
ive been joking this whole time
Hence why toast likes to make jokes about my shortness lmao
jeeze jade
i'm 5''7
Yeah
your like a half pint
I'm 5'8
Damn
6"1
full length snek
Lmfao
Hot
half pint lmaoo
Toast be tall like okayy
Bros a tower
jades too short to be an arm rest even
You probably could lift me one handed smh
probably me too ngl
jade real talk. are the doordash robots taller than you?
i don't weight the typical 5'7 lol
I've had people done it before lol
How much you weigh?
Lift me one handed to get me on their shoulder like wtff
a heavy 56kg, or 125 pounds
grab the back of your shirt and carry you like a grocery bag lol
I'm 160 not that much of a deference between us
lemme re check my weight actually
Ight
wow very close
I'm like somewhere between 110 and 120 pounds
jeeze not like that
I thought you'd be 90 pounds
Used to
Me too
i could probably throw jade through a basketball hoop
Do it
pretty much
i can hear jades frustration
Lol
Lmfao so true
Real (I'm lonely)
im just glad i have a lifetime premium nexus subscription
Nice
Omg
hangnails are worse
I'd rather have that than take a toe nail clipper to my teeth
👀
Banana bread 👀
Yess
daerb ananaB
Facts
hi
Hruu
I'm fine. Trying to get this top panel back on my case
where jade doesnt sleep
My phone is on 6 ☹️ I didn't even notice until now
Dam
isn't that always happening
Hm?
I always have a fear that my phone gonna get low in battery then my charger just stop working
Real
my charging port wore out a long time ago, so wireless chargers are great
I've never had one work
wireless charging? is that edible?
Yes
Omg I had an extra charger block and suddenly it just quit working and I thought it was my phone but it was the block itself, and my phone was on very low battery
So that was fun
I miss having an audio jack port on phones
That's a violation lol
Yep you right lmao
wait really?
My phone is about the size of my hand
Mine too
The palm of my hand yeah
how
I don't fucking know
I've got long af fingers , phone is 7inches and doesn't cover hand+fingers
a brick is like 1/4 to 1/5 my palm
😂😂
jade gonna be a surgeon
ppl used to say I have witch hands lol
Morning 
hola dymi
💀
Dymiiii 💕💕💕💕
Hola amigo
@plucky lantern
Lmao why
a what
cuz they look a bit uh
well at least jade could save a lot of money. baby clothes are cheaper
then go to bed
long nails, bony fingers, long finger itself
Noooo
im thinking like voldemorts hands
My fav person is here
yeah
Looks like jade is getting toasted rn eh eh anyone I'm sorry that was dumb ill stop
Hi, just to check is #community-support the right channel if I need help with custom commands?
Yes?
like a week ago i licked a spider
Should've ate it smh
Uh okay lmao
yeah
i havent shaved my face for 3 months, so i have quite a scraggly beard and moustache going, and i felt something between the nose bit between the nostrils and my lip, thought it was food or something but nope, i licked a spider
Bro 💀💀
Oh my
its an experience i never wanted lol
Relatable
Oh my
my yard is full of them
Same
I haven't seen any spiders
Seriously?
i grow my own veggies, and like to keep the ants and spiders around for pest/insect control
Respect
Not in my area that ik of lol
Ooo nice
only garden troubles are the deer
Well I live out in the country so I see everything lol
Shoot them then you can have deer burgers and deer jerky
they like to take a bite out of a tomato, realize they dont like it, spit it out, take a bite out of another, repeat
Oh wow lol
my apartment front door is full of spiders
nightlight, so lots of flying bugs go there
it's a feast
Mhm
I bet
Anyone here like deer meat tho?
deer are the dumb. you can't expect them to do anything in particular.
When I used to live with my parents, my dad wanted to grow vegetables and fruit but see we had woods surrounded so obviously, there were deer and squirrels that would anything we grew
eaten some wayy back
don't remember how it tastes
It's so good omg!!
i have a bright af street light basically right in my front yard, so its always bug central. the bats love it lol
Ngl I have never tried it
Deer jerky is 1000 times better than beef jerky
no longer have any hunter in the family, and meat like that is expensive af in markets
so haven't eaten any in years
You need too
I heard it was good
deer jerkys decent. turkey jerky is the best imo
Must have been good if kid me ate it.
well, for homemade
I don't hunt but I know some people I could hook you up
Eh never had turkey jerky
You make some??
Thanks for the offer, but i'm good haha
Don't really feel like going that far to get some
Lol
never made it myself. but i had it like 15-ish years ago back in highschool. history teacher made some and brought it in
Toast
Deer or duck which one yall prefer?
Well I never tried neither lol
never tried duck
But I'd go with Deer
venisons good in stew or spaghetti
Duck kinda mid ngl
but unless you rinse as much of the blood out of it as possible, the gamey taste is too potent imo
Eh true
gives a weird almost licorice flavor to it
What does it taste like?
I've tasted my own blood tho it's actually kinda good idk about animal blood tho
It's been awhile so I couldn't describe it lol
mine tastes like iron I guess
Woah
Gotcha
Lmao
Dam it I wanted to say something and idek what now
Lol been there
congrats you just said something
You know what


Ikr
jades so mean
yeah, on opposite day
Lmao what
idk lol
Toast you right she so mean
im kinda bored waiting for this to download
707 mods
Once you been around here long enough, you get the idea lmao
Not mr bean dancing 😭🙏
Or unless you already did
I understood lol
Good enough
jade said shes gonna beat me with a hammer and lock me in the cellar
Doubt it
was only 30 minutes ago
@soft geyser
jade semms desperate
bug moment
Desperate?
Such classy moves
@soft geyser MBeeeee
omg have you seen the shrimps?
No
I've eaten shrimps
I love shrimps
the shrimps are great
Oooo
cleaneeeeeer shrimp
😂😂😂
They definitely putting in that footwork for sure
my bubbles
Shrimple enough
Oh nah


BUCKET
hi bucket
HIII
we totally havent been chatting for over 2 hours
toast using korone emote, unexpected
Lmao
whats a korone?
@vestal hamlet hiiii
I wouldn't expect anything less from you smh
corona?
it's a doggo 
Real
oh
Ight
Mb jade I was joking
Nah you good

Jade writes down name in a black notepad
Plantains lmaooo
I was posting something in my private server and I forgot I had an autoresponder made where it would react with a sob emoji on everything i post
dangit its stuck in my head now
Not death note 😭
more passion, more passion, more energy, more footwork
being locked in jades cellar would be terrifying
only sounds you could hear are the distant echoey giggles from jade
death note
write someone's name in it, their life gets oof'ed
LOL
You'll hear all kinds of giggles
@rough ember UNITE
and sometimes spongebob's voice when he comes to visit
Ohhhh
Oh dam
@vestal hamlet omg ur name
Lmao nice name
have you noticed yours yet

distant enchoes of spongebobs laugh
$1 in 1920 = $16.23 in 2024
OH omg
Ok?
read your name again
Bucket
Can I be Queen of Plantains
go for it
as you see a pair of eyes materialize out of the darkness, and patrick towers over you, inches from your face and blurts out loudly "i cant see my forehead!"
idk where i was going with that
queen of bananas
you are changing your name to that though jade
with 1$ in 1920 you could buy more than 5 colas in 2024
wait so bucket loves jade
Go buy me 5 cokes
wheres this 1920 place located
in 1920, the average wage was 500$ a month
no toast
USA
we must unite and topple the oppresive banana regime
10 dollars equivalent down under 😔
8000$ a month
nevermind, that was minimum wage
dont say the b word, bucket. someone keeps slurping them up when they are said
minimum wage was 8000$ a month
Lol
I'm going to 1920 peace
streed cred buys you the b word
just dont be another skin color other than white
Yo 💀💀💀💀
Woah
plot twist
you can be a lover of the united kingdom but hate the king
Nah
true
agreed
i love being american but hate our ruler
So facts
makes sense
I like being quebecois but hate our gov lol
i love bread but hate baking
okay doing a test brb
Lol
wait wheres your name
Gone
upset
Lol
What type or bread 🤨🤨
coward
Nerd
opposed to the nonebread
Yalllllllllllllll
I wasn't spamming 😭
does that emoji still exist in dyno that only staff can use?
dyno's judgement is supreme
Dyno be Dyno
Dumb more like
heretic
Like
cursed
Yepp we all just got cursed
oh
Idk I am to lol I should be tired
Ikr like ahhh
Considering I've been in this chat 3 hours straight
you got like 16 more hours to be tied with jades daily discord usage
I could never
How many messages do I have
I'm curious
i cant see em all
Over 1000
62 thousand messages?!
Since May?😭
That's for the channels you see right
Toast you have over 1000 aswell
Thought so
I only have 379
In what?
but ive been here since 2018, so its to be expected
csgo jade is a beast fr

Is that yours or me
me
Ooo can you do me
now, make it 696969
Lol
Lmao
wooo 82%
Damnn
time to triple your messages bucket
bucket make this download go faster
Bucket o' WiFi
What are you downloading?
Bucket of plantains
the content inside of the All bucket
it is infinite
Interesting
a mod that combines fallout 3 and fallout new vegas into one game
over 700 mods
the mods themselves take up more space than both games combined
Why's that 🤔
How do you have the storage for all that
i dont lol
Lol
Ohh
Just curious, you play fallout?
ive got around 30gb left 
No I've heard it's good tho
im always looking for people to grind fallout 76 with
ahem Bucket
What games do you play?
I already told you I think, I don't play any
i'm focused on writing stuff recently
Ohh I thought you said I don't play many lol
Okk sorry
Yikes
Hey I taped em up they still work
How did it get messed up anyway??
Got stepped on
they can also just
crack one day
Oh I see
i'm on my second pair of ATH m50x
Cuz the last one just snapped one day
Ohh damn
I've dropped mine in water twice
yall been here chatting for like 3h now
Im trying to escape lmao
kinda impressive 💀
Oh I've been here longer
Ooooo nice key board
You're impressive
I still got a basic one gonna upgrade soon
you're shorty
Exactly
Since you and toast like to make jokes about my shortness, eh why not lmao

😂😂
I got baited it seems lol
Welp
Yo name has changed 4 times within 3 hours lmao 💀
That won't be long
Jade should have been in a disney movie
there could have been an 8th dwarf in Snow White
I had a same name for a long time tho, before you came
😂😂
@near grail
yeah, savage
SNEK
i'm about to get snagged in two I think
SHUT UP 😂
didnt you have ice in your name for a while too?
Yeahh
i never wouldve expected savage to be sandy
Perfect
See
savage chump
😂
Jade gonna attack ankles fr
😈
She done activated demon mode
k i go write bybye
sss (fades away)
Sssss
Ikr 😂
ima get lil shorty mad
"Lil ADHD"
I already know the song lmao
Omg no
@rough ember I MISS YOU COME BACK
Okk well I'm gonna go to bed it was fun hanging out with all of yall gn see ya tomorrow
It was fun vibinggg
Cyaaa
take care
Yes it was lol take care guys
help im stuck here with jade
Dw I'll be a good girl
no you wont
Damn lmao
hi
september
i'm at like 15 movies
Dang
Nice

Gta 6is going to be such a movie man




