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yo
Night for you?
Princess Prickly Pears is AFK: AFK - 2 minutes ago

Thanks dymi
Happy bday Axel 
I read you like a book lol
Dyno Is too useful
Too... 
dyno op pls nerf
It's Nerf or nothing
sometimes i wonder how those terms were made so universal
The magic of viral memes
we dont talk about bruno no no
its a disney movie
i have never seen it, but from the song, im guessing bruno was trying to tell people the truth on stuff, but they were ignoring or shunning him cause they dont like hearing the truth
i think it was because he could see into the future
and they didnt like his prophecies
?avatar
@green isle
that's me
hello
try in #commands
can't
Probably for the best
Hi everyone
damn
Hi Michael
yo
i dont like bruno anymore lol
Disney version of anything is bad
i thought it was a relatable meaning based off of how people care more about emotion rather than fact
some disney movies are great
hi
hi
Encanto 2 releases in September or October
i havent watched a disney movie since up
either up or cars. whichever came out last
the original cars
My favorite Disney movie is the 2015 live action Cinderella.
yea, 2025
can someone help ,me in #community-support
Yeah
its urgent
U got me wrong
havent seen the live action. the only i watched as a kid in the early 90's is still better imo
I already responded
again, someone will help you when they're available
woke disney is quite bad lol. its why i stopped paying attention to their content
7you can join the server and see the blacklist description
its stressing
Last disney movie I liked was tarzan 
Classic
Fr
i dont think toast knows what woke actually is
now THATS a movie they wont be able to remake. would offend all the liberals, blue hairs, ect. no matter how they spin it
Me and the boys on our way to yo mums house
Fr tho
I got rid of Disney+ last year. They hadn't come out with anything interesting to me for over a year and then they raised the price.
It was either that or Amazon Video for me. Idk which we used more
buggiest service ive ever used
Illusion over here sticking with VHS tapes
never had disney. had netflix, but dropped it during their whole thing with that underage kid dance movie
At this rate 
cuties i think it was called
Yes
yea that was a mess
I've never had Netflix and I think I'm glad I don't know what you are referring to.
They should've gone out of business after cuties
Oh gosh
definitely a concept
7% lmao
yeah, there was a big thing where a lot of people were cancelling their subscriptions, and yt drama channels like moistcritikal, someordinarygamers, oompaville, ect. were covering it
I love how naive this description is too
And no one did a damn thing which sucks
netflix makes too much money already
And more people keep buying into it too
i mean they are a corporate giant i think? the law is more like "guilty until proven wealthy"
people forget everything after 3 days
and besides, it was in the era of making a public apology, then donate to a charity (tax writeoff)
Well even then when they did their password shit more people got accounts. Gone are the days common sense people can correct what society wrongs.
But I'll stop

I miss having one streaming service lol
If we could travel back in time, I would try to revert the net neutrality bill
i remember haing directtv
i think i was the only one who watched it out of my family
i used to sell direct tv
like, one of those people who hang out in wal mart or sams club
lmao
When I used to live with my parents, we used to have direct TV but then we switched
Same
Mhm
when i lived with my parent, we had antennae
We ended up having one of those fire TV's
i think 7 channels? 3 or 4 of them were news, one was a cartoon channel, i dont remember the others
i think we paid for 30 channels
Yayyy 😂
what kind are you though? corny? nutty? runny?
😂
get lucky next month
thats jade
i should eat the rest of my cake

yoink
mine now

@wild escarp ECO
@vast meteor JADE
@wild escarp HRU 😱
My throat is a little scratchy today which isn't cool but otherwise I'm just fine 👌
Good productive day. How are you?
Hmm I need to find a new job
good
hi
on a server it states that im not allowed to send messages in a channel, does that mean that im muted indefinitely or what?
only if using timeouts
I hope your alright, but I'm glad your alright
Lol wow the way I put it
So yeah
I hope that made sense 😂
Tyty
Np
I need to record some voiceovers tomorrow. I'm hoping I don't lose my voice tonight or something
twenty four days of this hell
Oh dam lmao
Oh no
😂
Lmao
Kibby
Lmao
i guess the cat got two victims
quick question
Fierce some hunter
is 44 degrees celcius bad for a cpu?
That seems fine to me
thanks
And still runs fine
44c idle?
If you start seeing temperatures around 80°C or higher then that would be concerning
Hi danger noodle
if you are using it. 44 is very cool
Mines 70 rn while gaming
theres either a turkey outside or somebodys using a turkey call, im tempted to hunt it
Me who has a 7600x 👀
turkey sounds tasty rn
Oh
Mine is at 50-60 idle lmao

1st one poor baby 2nd jerk
Hii
Hi
No way really? what cooler do you have
I got 7700x and don't get more than 65
Hmm, sont remember off the top of my mind
Not an AIO tho
It's dual air cooled tower cooler
Yea I just got some air cooled shit
Danger noodle want to see more snekies
I'm told they are rated to 90c.
Intended to run hot under normal circumstances
Something to do with uh, the way they are built
i have a question
Hi noodle
so basically theres this old boat on the edge of my property, and i like to go fishing
How's everyone doing
sus lemme make sure haha
im thinking about fixing it up and taking it on a trip, any tips?
I'm eh hbu
Good
Ryzen 7 7600x, specifically
Just tired
I'm gonna go for a little
Same but I'm alright too
Glad to hear
That would be so weird if it was supposed to run hot haha
They don't have something that spreads the heat, or something
All the heat goes into one socket or something
I don't remember the details
weird
A lot of people apparently undervolt them because of that
I refuse to dip my hands and break stuff in that tho
Gtg work
oh boy have fun
@remote plover sasssss
Nuh uh
hmm
Lol
is dave being paid?
In the tears of ragequitters
What
what
what
why do you want to edit it?
Dave doesn't need trivial things like money to get what he wants.
is that because we worship him?
He's the most interesting bot in the world
yeah
I don't always choose bots,
but when I do
Dos Dynos
Stay thirsty my friend 

dave is the ring leader of the cult
Mordhau time
Hey
It looks like poop

🤷♂️
Fr
I also return
if only the doogle boogle got picked. he would've picked a decent color
the what now
@late flicker
Me in my descent into madness

o
Gm.
Bots
so many bots in here, yes
Am I a bot?
beep boop
<gasp!>, how DARE you say that about my momma!

such violence
Thought snakes were peaceful
you thought wrong
I don't bite
Unless I do
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
did you know that theres a shot called adenosine, that medics can administer to people who have stupid high heart rates?
it legit stops your heart for a little bit and usually returns your heart rate back to normal
literally a "turn it off then back on" shot
why are there 2 dynos
Real question is, how many of me are there?
I also watched that bald man's tikok
Kek
I watched his YouTube short
I actually knew that. My sister happens to be a medic in our ER.
bald man
Same lmao
Bucket!
TOAST
Is there ravioli in it?
nah just way better than the camper tent
hi toasty
hi
Hi
hi
happy birthday axel
Thanks man
I will put ravioli in that tent
Also that thing has everything what the hell
ya
Ravioli sounds good rn
i want ravioli
no ravioli?
no ravioli sadnessioli
If I wasn't lazy af I'd make a megamind no ravioli meme

might make one later 🐊
I
just realised I have no croc or gater emojis
I shall remedy this soon
5 cheese ravioli or meat ravioli tho
i think there’s other options but i can’t remember them
5 cheese and 5 meat
all the ravioli oui
Imagine not having your discord in english
instead of multiple raviolis it’s just one giant ravioli
couldn't be moi
the largioli
I think some places actually sell that
Do you think it’ll be one super thick ravioli so it’s a bunch of filling or one giant flat ravioli to maintain the filling to pasta ratio
I think it's just wide
bigger ravioli skin
Skin
Why call it skin 
Pasta
ravioli crust?
bigger ravioli blanket
How would you go about deep frying a plate size ravioli
hell ye
big fryer
dump it in with one large spatula
pick it up with large spatula after
are american fryers larger than others or are most people not aware of the size of commercial fryers
industrial fryer for queen bed sized ravioli
bulk ravioli
i meant full bed but the point is still made
I can't make the difference with bed naming
it's smol bed, bed, big bed, bigger bed, and finally, ''bed's too big'' to my brain
Welp i will need a op on my right shoulder
my bed is borderline too big
How tall are u ?
My feet often dangle over the edge
Iirc u tall?
my brain read that as ''my shoulder will need a (military) op''
was wondering how that could happen
5'7, maybe
Queen bed is 60 inch by 80 inch full bed is 54 by 76
I am 4 inches taller then u
the only inches I can count is 7, cuz that's my pixel phone lenght
And use a twin bed
any lower or bigger I have no clue
gotta measure in squirrels then
Which is like a day bed
500 grey squirrels
I measure in poutines
1500 leopard frogs
I built my bed
northern leopard frogs not southern
Lepoeard forg

:D
how about western leopard frogs
(frog shows up with a cowboy hat and six shooter)
Well my country is officially doomed
Also unlucky
Hi sneki
So a frog with a big iron on its hip?
That's me
How is the usa treating u
with one and nineteen notches
Welp not here my car and house got shot 🤬
Is it because of the poop fines you gave out
What state
''poop fines'' lol
No there is a mad man on the loose
Mostly solid
Sneki
Low fine
Here it's £1000
I gave 200 usd
not fine for the wallets
What makes the fine vary so much 25 to 200? Does it depend on the size of the poo
need this for humans too lol
How many times the same does it
leash up and clean after your human?
yes
Same person
niiice
children on leashes
Only place I've seen human shit was in a public elevator
especially need those signs at water parks or public pools
Who shits in pools
pool shitters I guess
children
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I blame the country
what abt pool pee, everyone ignores that issue cuz you can’t see the pee
You can put something in water that makes it deep blue
Pool poo? Pool closed, pool pee? Everyone swims anyway
But also the classic smell of chlorine (like in a swim hall) is actually the smell of urine
at my workplace, sometimes ppl shit straight on the ground in toilets
sometimes workers come from countries where water/ sitting toilets aren't common
there is no pure water on the planet anymore. its all just recycled biological waste
Doubt
well yeah, id just prefer not to swim in straight up pee
all your juices, and your ancestry lines juices, and everyone elses juices are all mixed together and you drink it
I like to think there's a good chance the water I drank was once drank by a giant prehistoric reptile
yeah
dont forget all the fish pee and such
The fact that america still doesn't have clean drinking water in homes is still shocking to me
ye my tap water tastes/smells like pool water
We have clean drinking water in our toilets in denmark
we boil it, and have sanitation plants and such, but its still not "fresh". nowhere is it fresh. its all recycled
I didnt say fresh
it's always been recycled
earth recycles us, we recycle the earth too
well yeah its not fresh, u made that clear with the first msg
ya
Spring water is mostly old rain water
So is ground water
And rain water (depending on where you are) is piss and sea water

🫡
Are you American?
yah
No wonder ur tap water is bad
Rude
Nah
Yeah
Nahhh
Wanna bet
idk i dont see it as very rude
I've noticed that a lot of Americans are normally quite rude anyway so that's no surprise there
I've never ever really argued with other people on the Internet from the UK mostly just Americans
oh, i just dont really know what’s rude unless im told
Are you American?
No
Where then
I got a question
Europa
Where in Europe
I live on europa with @versed quartz
No access
It's like every single American I talk to on the Internet
doesnt rly mean its not the wrong people tho
Please be patient; someone will assist you when they're available
When I talk to them irl they are normally really nice, but on the Internet not so much
I think a lot of them that I came across have over inflated egos
i mean there’s no big repercussions for being rude online compared to offline so more would be comfy with it
In any way, I think we just have different views of what's rude and not
Personally I wouldn't call "smh" rude
It's not the word it's the way you went about it
I mean
The context was on the message right above
But
I didn't mean to come across as rude, so I apologize for that
Your comment was unnecessary though
damn u live on a moon
sick
Alright thank you
Yea it's cool
nice
Hard to breathe sometimes though
fair
you should try going down to jupiter
there's gonna more gazes to breath in it
hows ur wifi tho
Great wifi, 10/10 isp
America is wild though
You can order food and get it delivered at 2am
yah i just ordered some pizza
with garlic knots
if the gods didn’t want me ordering food at 2 am then they wouldn’t let it be an option
I'm gonna eat it all
my pizza
hi
okay so im sorry but like i really need help because i cant forget something out
if anyone is free please just dm me or ping me here
ty
If it's about Dyno, please use the support channels
hi
No the garlic knots smh
That’s even worse
Debatable
ill give u half and some cinnasticks if i get to keep half my garlic knots
Not worth
take the deal, and give me the sticks
Nah
Yah
Hey how do you do this?
It's my cat
my car 
wait who dis
whos me?
yes
Me from an alternate dimension
yes
needs a better name for this server
im wife
what's your stance on balloons
dont like loud noises 
balloons are bad
yes
i can't find another expert thingy on this though
What is the speech about
why balloons are bad
Something something rubber
not just the rubber, the string to
Bad for environment and people are dumb
My old elementary school had a thing every summer where all of the students (almost 1000) would release a balloon filled with helium
christ
Imagine how horrible that is for the environment; 1000 balloons littering somewhere every year
usually the ocean
Put that in your speech
I was one of the kids parents have to keep balloons from cuz i ate one
Ethos is valid
werent there people who drowned cuz too many balloons were in the water and it caused a failed search and rescue
Cleveland balloon disaster
yess
we don't actually have evidence to prove that that's what caused the failed s&r
I found this doing my research
i mean depending on color they are shaped and sized similarly to a head so i wouldn’t doubt it
You ate literally everything though
Bruh
yea
How I can open a ticket?
Premium access issues
you can ask for support either in like #community-support or in #support
Ello.
I'm trying to unscrew a thing but it doesn't want to come out
#support smth like FAQ?
there's a lot of info in there, and the ability to request additional help
omg its a fish!
It felt good on my teeth
What I'm supposed to click there, I don't understand lol
Its a fish? Are you ok
Need additional help
ueah im perfectly ravioli

You can click on some options there until you get the option to request additional help, or just use #community-support
weird ki
i think the oddest thing ive eaten was a ball of aluminum foil
how
u nibble at it bit by bit until it is nothing but crumbly bits
kromm why
Oh right, the pen ink was on accident, i was trying to unclog it
You sure did
it was a gel pen 
i think it was one of the blue metallic ones that used to be a bit expensive
gg
They would dry up in the tube bit
finally
truffles with her hairtie
your a hairtie
Omg
i briefly thought she was having some sort of medical issue up until he told me she had a hairtie on her head
oh nvm its a giraffe, sorry for the confusion earlier
also ki, im joking with you. nothing serious. its a cute cat btw
weird lizard it be
Yeah i know you’re joking. Im just shocked you dont have me blocked
idk who you are
Zen, kromms wife
Or zentana, whatevers most memorable
keeping that drama outta here tho
Im no good at names so i just went with my real one 
I just went with what ppl called me lol
There
snek i named you that you buffoon
Im being bullied already? 
@vestal hamlet give me food
what
you heard me
no
feed it to arthy too
yes
I mean the ''snek'' name lol
I started using snakes as pfps, and people just kept calling me snek
oh
so I went with it lol
Goofy
Yes
Yes
where can I check the replies to my dyno bot ban appeals
@vast meteor So far no crisis type tasks. Kinda steady today.
@hollow tendon
huh
lol
hello everyone
what do yall do to focus
i should be working on something but i get sidetracked so easily
I hide distractions.
If i'm on pc, I do it by closing all non-necessary apps, and usually putting on music.
I also hide the desktops apps with other stuff, like fullscreen spotify, or whatever i'm working on.
Bouts of distractions turn into ''oo good beat'' and then I resume working.
Also helps to have a reminder of ''what you need to do'' nearby
physical or digital notepad with whatever goal or thing you intend to do.
Why can’t I dm Dave
I need to cancel my subscription but the account it’s linked to is deleted.
Sounds like your dms aren't open
i keep pushing it back by saying i'll lock in after i do this last thing quickly lol
those are good ideas though thanks
np, I also struggle with that sorta problem on the daily haha
erm
erm
i have dyno premium
i have admin perms
but can't ban.
Nice
nvm
Hello
Hi
Hola
Heyy
Hey
How's it going
It’s going. I wanna go back to sleep
Lol me too but I'm already up
Gotta work today
Mhm
Hola amigo
I go in at 2 pm, so I got plenty of time atm
I go in at 11
Hola 👋
I’m on my way in
Damn
Hello
Hi
Good morning jade
Hi
Hru
Дарова всем
I'm alright hbu
Tired yet I woke up an hour ago
English please
Hello
Lol ik the feeling
I don't know it speak english
Hi
What
Hru?
I'm okay and you?
Hi
That's what I was about to say
I'm fine, just tired, ty and gth
Yeahh
I somehow woke up at like 2pm today😭
How are you
Ikr
Yea lmao, Idk why I thought staying up playing UNO with myself was a good idea
Try every night 😂
That's me
💀
I can tell lmao
Yeahh lol
I'm gonna make a cup of coffee to make my body wake up
Usually that's when everyone else ik come online and I gotta sleep
Alright
That's fair lmao
Timezones are the worst fr
Ikr especially when I'm chatting with someone i like to talk to a lot ya know
😂
Yea lmao
I also talk to one of my best friends, we're like an hour apart, (time wise), so it's like she sometimes forgets that I'm an hour ahead of her, it was like 2 am and 1 am for her and I had to go to sleep
Lmao
That's crazy tho
Eh
Y'all be talking late
Girl talk ofcc

We talk about people like they aren't around which literally we are in Dms so
I'm currently waiting on my coffee maker to start pouring water
💀
Alright
Damn
Listening could be fun aswell
It is because it's funny
That's fair
Hi
yo
Ello hunter.
It's fun to hear gossip that isn't even my business but hey, I'm not gonna do anything about it so, why not lmaoo
Hii
yoo hru?
I'm gonna go to the store real quick
yea
I’m Micheal
Not bad not bad, steady day today.
Nice to meet you
Nice!
Ikr
Hru
How many accounts you got
I’m Micheal de santa
👀
That's good to hear
Too many
Ikr, he has too many I bet lmao
I got like 3 one is disabled by discord and you know my other account was hacked thankfully I reset everything and now I just need to transfer my authenticator
Tired and angry
Oh what may I do to cheer you up
Give me a dollar so I can buy coffee filters
okay!
Mhm I see
can you undo any dyno commands?
I accidently purged all of my plans for something really important 😭
That is impossible
Not possible
If you have dyno logs you would see it all
Next time please head to support if you need help
Affirmative
Oh okay I’m sorry for misunderstanding.
Nah you good
How's it going btw
Very nicely I’m just playing my favorite game!
Of course 
Ooo what game
Grand theft auto 5 online!
Ahh nicee
I’m currently doing the hardest heist!
no im doing it on my ps5
Yes!
Have funn
Thank you I hope you’re having fun chatting with me and other individuals in this server!
Np
how do i verify my account? i want to fill some form from a game but the site said i cant login since i havent been verified
Please go to #support
And people will be assisting you with your problem.
Hello everyone, I will use a translator because I don’t know English well!
Doesn't seem like a Dyno situation
Ok!
Okay
thank you
No problem!
@grave willow you could also go to #support-non-english
What
Only if they need to be helped
That's not for chatting
Yes I understand.
Buy buy
Byee
Have a good day my friend bye!
Happy Thursday everyone 👋
i got banned in a server for no reason i am 100% that i didnt do anything wrong can i get unbanned!
@slim cosmos
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
If you have a issue concerning moderation in this server, you can DM @late halo (Dave#9721).
what do i do?
you can read what that says
alr
ECO 😱
GOOD MORNING JADE 😱
👋🏻
Morning
HOW ARE YOUU
Hiii

Sleepy and stuck in a meeting but my throat feels much better from yesterday 
How are you?
Well at least your alright
Hey George and Matthew!
Just chilling before I go to work
Great plan
Yeahh
I'm attending a potluck dinner tonight and I need to bring a dish or drink. I have no idea what to bring yet.
Ooo do you know what y'all having?
I don't. It's uncoordinated
Hmm
If the server only allows 1 appeal and it gets denied are you just shit outta luck forever
Or does the attempt reset eventually
pretty much

ikr xD
hallo
I saw
Moderation
TJANKS
hey guys can anyone help me set up five m this is my frist pc
Don't know how to do that
Np
Nice
xD
Is that the one that's public
my 2nd one ye
Ello.
Hi
DARK (LIKE 3)!!!!!!!! I am not bad at all, less busy today, just chilling atm.
nice
Screw discord search
Kiiiiinda quirky at times.
Discord is shit sometimes
The betrayal
Do you not know why I changed my name
whats the difference between auto mute and instant mute
they both sound the same ;-;
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
You can also ask in #community-support
i have my court of honor today
No
i hope the food is going to be good
i found it
@misty pecan hey girll
thanks
You alright?
What are y'all having???
idk yet
everybody is supposed to bring something
What's this court of honor about
basically the stuff we earned this year
Oh okay
like merit badges
I’ll bring the fruit salad dw
ranks etc
Ahh that's nice
That sounds good ooo
Zino #palace message
I tried something and it wouldn’t have worked anyways because role icon and role colors
It so is
hopefully they bring fried chicken again
Yess and how are you?
I had that last night, I love fried chicken
lol, I looked at member list then all the sudden see dark = Zeno Bestie
yeah
Yeahh
Yum
i just want my merit badges that im not going to sew on
Ok ok im back
Has to update bio
Anyways
It’s delicious
It’s cream cheese, vanilla, brown sugar, and grapes
It tastes so good

