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throws 🥗 at jade

Not the salad
I could eat a salad rn
Me too
Too bad I'll be having chinese food for dinner
Nice
Lmao
You having noodles?
did they ever figure out who mr crabs got with, to have a whale for a daughter?
is the driving instructor her mom?
Ah ok
shit wrong server
What song
i think lemon cake or banana bread would be good right now
I have lemon oreos
stealing me nanners again
Basically a cake
How about chocolate lemon cake
why would you mix those
Idk
thats like mac n cheese with ketchup. just...no
Something my grandma made and it was really good
Jade Jade Jadeeeeee
Hi.
Hello
my grandma put ketchup on her grits. said it tastes like shrimp
What's up
Dominion of the sword by the melrose quartet
Not much. Just chilling on siege wbu?
@green isle Idk why no reply to it
Tired from working today
illusion
Good shift or?
you need some alestorm - yo ho mexico
Yeah, it was alright, I was working at McDonald's today
ok jade i want 2 hashbrowns and an apple pie

Well too bad because I'm home now 
Hi soda
They had me doing the fries
It wasn't that bad, looked simple as I thought but I just need to get used to it
Perhaps
Ah okay
i bet youll be blue shirt in a month and a half
Niceee!
Well rn I need full time and idk tbh I might not even last a month there
i would just for the college
I'm debating if I want to go for another job or talk some dam sense into someone's head that I need hours
Conquers the crown too, grave and the gown too
Set you up a province but it’ll pull it down too
No gospel can guide it, no law decide it
In church or state, till the sword sanctified it
Take books, rent ’em, who can invent ’em?
When that the sword says there’ll be no argumentum
Blood that is spilt, sir, has gained all the guilt, sir
Thus have you seen me run my sword up to the hilt, sir

starbucks pays insanely well compared to similar jobs
but i wouldn't recommend it anymore
Yeahhh, talk to the manager or something about wanting more hours and if it doesn’t happen then maybe look for a full time job
I already have two or maybe three places I'ma apply for
There's one about to hire soon because of the holidays coming up or at least that's what I was told
Oh damn, what changed?
Dang, not bad
That’s good then, hopefully they are hiring
Hello
Yeah hopefully
@tacit ledge
Hii
Lol about how it is when I listen to my fav song
Maybe idk
Definitely one of the best songs ever made
Once you listen to it and understand what it's saying which isn't hard haha
Hi
Lol
What genre is it
Folk?
By Melrose Quartet?
I thin it's folk
Yea
Yeah it's folk for sure
I think it might be the best song
Haha I never played it but maybe try march of cambreadth
By Heather Alexander
I feel like burning villages when that plays 
That song is right up Witcher's alley imo
If you like the main character, Geralt, it's a very good rpg
POM POM 😱🥺
ikr
Ye
I like Dominion more
Fair enough
Instruments in it have a bit more energy, and the singing flows better with the song
March isn't bad tho
I haven't heard too much from them but I like Santa Georgia from them too
Yeah Santa Georgia is too chill for me hahaha
I was also tempted to buy da:i
Idk which one is cuter lol but omg I love it
Oh shit they have a song about my province?
XD
Lol
It's an Irish song actually
Oh lmao, I didn't know that
Song is called Low Quebec which is a town here.
Nice
I'm not that knowledgeable about Quebec stuff but it's probably coming from Irish immigrants from the past.
There isn't a nationality that we don't have here lol
I don't know anything about it tbh lol
We're french but not really
That's all you need to remember lol
Lmao
is dyno out rn
That's good enough
Hi, you can explain your situation in #community-support
That's fair I feel that
I do skip it often enough
hi
I've grown accustomed to my ears being blasted to hell lol
hello
I've gotten used to less I suppose
Like idk half the time there's too many instraments
Or other noise
If they flow well, and the singer balanced, I tend to like it
true
I'm also huge fan of electric guitars so there's that haha
I don't mind them but I hate them easily
My friend used to have one but she sold it to a couple who apparently collects those so
If I had more time and the place for I'd be shredding mine everyday lol
Definitely deoends on whos playing lol
Free spider in my room if anyone wants it
I plan on buying some bagpipes to learn 
I find more issues with singers not matching the song, that the guitars being off
I have the money I just need to find the right set
I don't even play any instruments so y'all the ones with experience
Bagpipes are probably expensive and finnicky to choose hsha
Yikes
Yea they'll be fun lmao
How did it get in your room anyway?
I barely play my guitar cuz it's.. slightly too loud even with headphones haha
I used to play clarinet so that's all I got so far
No idea, they just appear and then the next morning they’re gone😂
Never played an instrument before I bought my guitar
Hi
Nooooo!
Aww hell no😂
Eh, it be like that, I suppose they like to come and go really

😂
Hi
Tryna get somewhere cooler ig
How are you
Probably
Spiders are gross
Who knows 
And scary
I'm fine, you?
Only when they get near you
Never understood why spiders exist tbh
Eco hii
There's around 7 ish huge orb spiders in the front entrance so my relatives never go in it, or they scream and panic rushing to leave/enter lol
because yes
Eh some are cool ngl
Good went to the doctor today
Would hate to live in Australia :/
If they are within eyesight and there's not a wall of glass between them and you they are too close
make my house full of ecos!
Hihi 
Ah okay, how did it go?
How's it going?

XD
They told me not to use my right arm for 3 days
They are too far you mean
(TBF none of the spiders where I live have potent venom so I'm never scared of them)
Hmm remind me again, what was wrong with your arm?
I booped a jumping spider
Omg I cannot type smh
I've been on the road for 5 hours today and 5 hours yesterday. I'm ready to not be driving anymore 
Who needs arms smh
It is aftermath infection
i do
Ohh okay
Spiders are ick and always too close
Still hurts like heck
What are you, a human? 
That’s a coincidence.. just talking about spiders and you happen to have a spider related incident
What did they do when you were at the doctor?

Hi Alisa
But oh my goodness Aleve works so good
Well that's good at least
Nothing
Then ditch those arms
Having arms and legs is overated.

What?
Tf you live? Antarctica?
They didn't do anything?
They didn't really care
Lmao ikr
They said stop using it
fr
Au Québec
No snakes or spicy spider in here
🐍
Damn yall lucky
Is a bity snake
That's a female right?
She big, nice
But tbf that is kinda why I live somewhere where the air hurts my face 
She looks female at least
But I'm assuming female
Males are fair bit smaller
Oh sigh
I live in the land of bagpipes and haggis
I don't really know how to tell tbh
I like my province 
Good evening
Good evening

Regular color changed
How you just gonna turn shit brown like that
Now I can't see shit
It blends with my theme too much
That role colour is so hideous😂
Snakes are weird
It appears anyone can change the colour? lol
No, they're perfect ssss
It's impossible too tell their gender
Yeah but it's kinda annoying
And a bitey snek won't let you check easily lol
?
I don't know of that word is gonna trigger dyno, let's see
You have to open the cloaca.
Oh?
Aka, the business door.
Yeah and snakes don't like it much when you so, so if you've been told it's female, it's probably a she.
yall are dealing with shit tobacco brown for the next month :)
Who decided to ruin yall like this
I wasint told anything
We deserve names
Jokes on you I like that shade
Ah, fair enough
She looks a tad too big to be male. Until you get her checked or you do it yourself, I'd say it's fair to assume it's one.
Color name fits my icon which is 👌
I'm too young to do that...
I should play mordhau
No one in my area works with snakes I'm just gonna work with what I have
let there be light!
Fair
Snake/reptile vets are also hella rare and expensive here
hi
Hi
Hi hi apple pie
Hi
3:13am, I should go to bed
Never



Isn't it nice 😂
Ye
hi
Hii
Banana
Love the banana zoop auto-reaction
Vroom 
what about it
No this is Patrick

"Hello is this the Krusty krab?"
No, this is Patrick!
Pink toast is weeird
Lmfao
Good evening
Who tf muted me before
Oh
It was that person over there
Up you ass and around the corner 😊
It was you
Talk more
Ooo
Prettyy
Those are neat
Chris is a human comsumer.
Hi Dyno
holy bananas
what the sigma
Hii
.
i hate power outages
The 5th day of saying screw dyno
Dyno's down for y'all too right?
Our school elev was broken again when I got in......
Yes
Hi everyone
Hii
I'm not going to sleep as I'm getting ready to leave for work
And I work 13-14 hour shifts during summer
Morning
server for your bot, you mean?
Has anyone tried unplugging the united states and plugging it back in?
I can't stretch long enough to reach the end of the plug
don't wanna pull the cable itself and damage the head, ykno
I think it's already plenty damaged, no one would notice

good old metalocalypse
👋🏻
Bucket!
Ah I c.....
hello there how are you doing guys ?

:/
👋🏻
hi
sorry but we do not allow any kind of advertising @prime panther
Ello.
haha
@vocal sluice
police
The po po
Hi
lol we need to make one for dyno
ill give up my BMW for it
What kind of bmw
Hi
Michael best nerd is AFK: work - 6 hours ago
Hello there
Hey, how are you doing
Is dyno free?
Dyno is free yes
I'm on break
Okay, how's work going
Ello Jade.
Hi
Work is work, at least my manager didn't yell at me for the late shipment this time
Very cool thing happened today. Org IT forwarded us a case of their own.
ah 'okay
Anyways I'm gonna get back to working for 10-20 minutes then go back on break
Yo
K have fun
Hi.
Hi
Ugh my manager got mad at me
So I had to work for another 10 minutes before going on break


hi
Hey y'all.
How is everyone today?
Bad and you?
How did you become the 7th pear
Where'd the first 6 go
I’m alright, hope you’re okay
The first 6 didn’t live up to my standards
@lucid tree can i have a banana

@lucid tree did you complete and perfect the pi button
but its friday!
Fridays are bad for me
Fair enough. Glad you found a good one
Oh yeah it was completed and pressed
Yeah I know but it's not a good day for me and well it's my fault, I will admit but yeah
Pi was demoted
Oh
Ooh
Cuz of the button
Yay
jk he stepped down from council cuz he's too busy but I like to pretend it was the button
Ohhhhhh
things will get better
you got this
Oof....
Ello btw Toast.
hi doni, hope your friday goes well
Oh it has been soooo awesome.
That's good to hear
i'd share some of my breakfast bake if i could
That’s some code
oops, i didn't know that i had the text bar selected lol
Lol
gg dragowo
why not
HELP??
Hi chia.
That’s the whole skeleton too
hi jade
stop calling me out
Yo if u got banned in ultimate tower defense and u did an appeal where do i get the massage???
hey guys, theres a boat on the edge of the woods (my property) yall think i should snatch it?
im gonna see about using it for fishing
gonna need soem fixing up
but a free boat is a free boat
I believe dyno DMs you about the appeal
@vast meteor hiiii!
Heyy!
ha, nerd
Wyd!!!
Sitting on my couch and fixing to put up music
Nice!
Mhm
Sounds nice, and it is hot out, I went out earlier and it was ridiculous but oh well
It’s 98 here
aa alr thanks
Yeah that's what it feels like over here, up in the 90's or whatever
😭
It was 94 yesterday
Chocolate chip
What jade said
oatmeal for me
Oh damn, I don't look at the temperature for here but its hot enough that it's obvious, I already know it's in the 90's
lol
it would be my 38th tornados
Bros keeping count
Oh god ur old
Old
i know i am a old fart
huh?
I was banned and all my old messsges are gone 😭
Ooo that's so pretty
i had a dream jade became queen of dyno
e
what tf
hi douweepouwee
why 😭🙏🏻
information
or run ?tag roles
where
boosting or buying dyno premium
in both command
Hi
got it
Yuh
You can also get regular but that’s going to take awhile
also this is the current regular role color:
Ong
Oh it's all good lol
poopy color
Ello lambo.
Hi
Ello jade.
How's it going?
Ou
Hi
Hi
What's up
Kinda good, at my 2nd house btw. You?
How is lambo?
haven’t been to mine in forever
Not bad at all.
Watching a movie
The last time I did that was prob uh..... 11 years ago.
Ah
do boosters get any rewards?
@urban quail good afternoon and i thought i be nice to you today 🙂
You get a role in the server.
thats all 🥶
Yup
how do i make a custom command?
head to #community-support and someone can assist you there!
thanks!
@urban quail how are you doing ?
I'm good, you?
hi
Hi
Hi Jade ! 👋🏻
Hii
hru
mad but ok
why mad?
my insurance company said no to a hotel
Doing okay and you?
me too
Alright.
That's not good
Got off a while ago just didn't care to really do much
Why
they said just live with it
Dang
good afternoon
Hi krom
Bom dia atodos
Has anyone talked to marshall
I haven’t.
He changed his name on discord it's now novaflux
Idk who that is
@pallid nymph
I don't think there's any reason to ping them
hi
Hi.
Is there a reason to ping you
Yes
ping
Oh golly

Oh golly gosh
Hey
There's a reason we ping you, bananas 
Hey Ropee
Ah yes Raven is a lurking banana
One of his nicknames is banurker
Well I'm tryna manage but I'm just sad atm
Oh why
Let's just say I wish I could have done better and more responsible but it's too late now, now I'm just sad and idk what to do right at this moment
It's fine tho, it's whatever
Well my dms are open if you want to talk about it
Yeah ik, thanks 👍
Appreciate it ❤️
That’s one shocked cat
Lmao
What????
Why do I keep getting pinged 😭
It's every 5 seconds, I swear 😭😭😭
I was telling everyone here what you changed your username to
I mean you could have dmed
well, I just remembered
you could send a message, then edit in the ping. that way he won't actually get pinged
(a screenshot also works)

You also don't have to ping them to say they changed their username
yeah. but I guess he really wanted to show us 🤷
Are we able to delete discord audit logs?
Then hopefully my friends can't see my servers audit
Yeah, why would they care that I changed my user?
Yeah but they are my servers support team so I would have to make it to where they are not able to see any of the server settings
I doubt anyone cares to even look at audit logs tbh
I use it sometimes
How's it going
I only look at it when something major happens, and I can't find the cause of it
Eh I do too but like I just feel like most people wouldn't care
I use it to see who made changes in a server I help manage
Not terrible, it's just mildly infuriating that I keep getting pinged every 10 seconds 😭
Yeah that's usually the same for me too
Sorry about that
That's nice
lol, it's all good
Alright
Ah okay
Well up to you
Lmao
Hi
Hello
Hru?
well check notification settings for that
Ello!
I’m alright
Hiii
Oh wow, nice
Remember to hydrate
Tf 😂
Ikr
I carry a bottle of water everytime when I leave
To go to work
Hi
Heya
Hi
Jade jade jadeeee
Who wants to guess what I'm having for dinner?
Food? 
Taco Bell
Frozen burrito but I'm baking it in air fryer
I thought about that today but saved money this time since have food at home
taco bell 
day two of shit brown regular role color
welp my insurace company declined my claim 
ok speaking of ICs, them bastards are some of the scummiest people out there
Idk my travel insurance is pretty great
especially wells fargo
Covers any medical bill as long as it's deemed necessary by someone
Someone being a nurse or a doctor or similar
IC's idea of necessary is if you ain't being possessed by satan himself, we aint paying
at least its that way in the States
time to move to a better country huh
no such thing as a better country, all suck
my insurance company's idea of necessary is "a nurse/doctor said you need it? guess we'll pay"
also covers damages up to a few million usd
costs like $15 a year for the entire household
i find it funny that we're told the dollar is the most stable currency when we cant even afford a basic checkup
you're the only people that are told that
exactly
theres no such thing as a most stable currency, its either your country's powerful figures actually give a shit about citizens or they dont
Hi.
hi there
What's up

not much, just playing wow
Ah okay, fun
Hi drago
Did you know?
Hi
How's it going
now for the syrup
Unfortunately like all new laptops don't have them since lije 8 years ago or something
Syrup?
my old laptop had that too!
so if waffles are pancakes with abs, are crepes pancakes with eating disorder?
my sewage leak lol
or are pancakes just thicc crepes
I only know pancakes as crepes
I got home from birthday
Nice
So cutee🥺
hehe
@green isle Normally i have my hair short but it is now the length that i almost have a mullet lol
Was it a friend's bday?
No, grandma
Awww that's sweet
i am 
k
hi
my insurance declined my claim
what u do today hippy since i am being nice to u?
I’m at work
Heya
How's work going?
so boring
Day off today Jade?
Jade is back time to summon clone troopers
I decided to take a day off, I was supposed to be at work rn but I've cleaning around the house and yeah
Been*
And gathering my stuff
woo enjoy happy hippy
Hi
Spamming the chat ain’t gonna get you the media role any faster Ralph lol
Ah right that’s not so bad then
Yeah we'll keep it at that
General Yoda, this is Commander Cody we have eyes on Chris and Jade they seem to be non hostile
huh?
Hello
what about my discord lol
Oh?
How's it going
Nice
Peace
nice job
Ikr
Sounds good, love burritos
You ever heard of Tina's burritos
I haven't
Gotta work until closing tomorrow though
i am hungry for a salad and bacon mac cheese
Bet you’re looking forward to that lol
@unreal sparrow you sir are on my nice list today
I used to only buy the smaller ones
Wish I was on someone’s nice list 
I've to cook like 3 or 4 of these
i am having fancy greens with carrots and tomatos and ken steak house french dressing with oj
Bean and cheese burry toes
what is a fancy green
Honestly for once, I am, it'll give me a good distraction and hopefully ease my mind but idk if that will work but we'll see..
I guess just take each day and shift as it comes, best you can do
veggies in a bag
hey i love it and helps me loose weight
It looks good
i lost like 129lbs from salad eating lol
I like this kind with cheese,croutons and ranch
I normally make a big bowl for salad lol
i prefer fresh produce
That's not bad, I would eat a whole bowl of salad anyway lol
I like carrots and lettuce in mine for the actual salad part
sends jade chocolate cup cakes with peanut butter icy
Steals that and runs away
What
Ha ha
I like carrots, cheese, croutons, cucumbers and ofc ranch when I eat a salad
I can't stand thousand island
only cheese that belongs in a salad is feta
Eh that's okay, but I prefer ranch
maybe fresh mozzarella
Sounds good
Parmesan is a definite on salad if I've it
chedder for me
I normally use sharp cheddar
how2ruinasalad
Ooo that's good too
Lmao
I’ll do the shift for you
sends mr phantom liver and onions to eat
Nah
hopefully not polar bear liver
I'll give that to Kromm
moo cow liver
You can stick to yours and I'll keep mine lol
That’s fair lol
Jade you should try working 6 pm to 4:30 am
Ikr, better than nothing
Why's that?
Almost the weekend 
Hi Eco
It’s the weekend for meeeeee
Hi Jade
Time to party with me, myself and I
Time traveler 
I suppose part of it is because I stay up late all the time
basically weekend already
Hru
Just turned Saturday
Sleepy but doing great. How are you?
Oh so it's midnight for you?
🥂
Nice
pretzel time
That was my shift at Amazon
Cool sky
Ye.. 12.24am to be exact
3 breaks for each shift
Idk tbh, good, bad, sad, mad and whatever else, it's complicated lmao, it'll work out eventually but I haven't had a good day so 
Ohh I see, what were you doing?
Oh no 
The day is almost over. You got this
Ohh I see, makes sense now
my sister recently quit her job because they kept randomly giving her 12 hour shifts
as well as shifts on planned days off
That's rough
It be like that at my work place but in my case, I don't care, more hours for me
in denmark the latter is actually not legal
Not rn I don't but thanks, I appreciate it though ❤️
Ah
Real
Hi novax
Shelf stocker
We'll, I don't know that I can make things better but I'd be happy to listen if you wanted to talk about it.
Sends @verbal geyser ice c ream
Hi!
I had to scan items and put on shelf
😂😂
Ohh, I see, that's currently what I'm doing at my job, just scanning items and putting them where they belong
cats are liquid
no
Its boring very quick but pays the bills
mr phantom
May I help you?
how are you doing mr phantom
Eh it wouldn't be boring to me tbh lol
Appreciate it
cats are liquid indeed
Good just chilling
I can confirm
How are cats liquid lmao
Maybe I was just impatient back then
Upvote
hands u pepsi
They perfectly fill any space they sit in
Ah, well I guess that makes sense? Although I'm not sure so
I was 18 at the time
Oh wow lol
Minimum age required to work at Amazon
@green isle Krommmmmmm
There's reasons why they require 18
I can tell you in dms if want
@versed quartz meeeee
Eh sure idc
The tomato plant we have in our backyard is growing to big heights lol
Bro is like almost as high as the fencing
i made the regular role pantone 448 c again
Wha
nice
Oh no 😂
Dragon in chat
We use those tomatoes in salads c:
I summon the Elder Dragon
The kitten will now stare at you forever 
tomatoes are good
Oh yikes
i like to put tomatoes on ryebread
I believe we also have a cucumber plant?
Dovakhiin we summon you
cucumber is also good on ryebread
Yess
Like they are getting very big, like 2 meters high rn
that's pretty good
The plant ofc
i hope you mean the plant and no-- yea lol
Not the cucumbers
2 meter long cucumber be like
Lol
Dang, when I used to live with my parents, my dad wanted to grow cucumbers, we had some good big ones but probably not the size you mentioned, also they were pretty good too
Favourite vegetable.. GO!
We also have a plum tree at my stepmom's place and it produces too much for it's own good
That's nice
Like the branches just snap under the weight
Beans
lol
Beans 
It does look good omg
Well like green beans, chili beans, I like any kind of beans
Ahhh right, that makes more sense
Yeahh, I should've been specific lmao
I'm not really picky about what kind of beans I like
Yess







