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Left it in locker 99% of the time
I still remember when, in one my first high schools I went to, they cut all the locks, and emptied the bags in the lockers to search them.
Everyone's locker was a giant mess.
During middle school, I didn't even carry my backpack because I only needed the stuff for the classes I was taking so that kinda helped from having to carry a backpack all day
Damn
my high school had a thing about fitness
What about it?
Lockers? What's a locker? 
Something that doesn't keep anything locked in it.
they were kinda smart about it. like having all the 9th and 10th grade lockers on bottom floor and their classes on top floor, and vice versa
Ahh
That's something
Lmao
And ssss
Ensuring maximum traffic I see
if you were a smart kid, you kept ALL your stuff in your backpack
Lmao
We were assigned lockers but 90% of the school just used a backpack.
hi lads saa
thats at least 7 flights of steps you went up and down every day though
Yeah that's how it was when I was in school, a lot of people preferred carrying their stuff
Hiii
whats upo
Nowadays, I do not trust to leave my stuff out in the open, I take it everywhere I go ofc
Unless I'm home ofc, then I'm fine
Nothing much hbu
smaller towns are better in this regard. if someone steals from someone, EVERYONE knows, and the thief isnt going to have a good time
Me neither.
Losing a 200$ pair of headphones in a locked-locker thought me the lesson that a lock isn't thief proof, it's just an access deterrent.
driving in beamng did some cloning of sdds earlier and added a drive to my server and removing a drive that is over 16 yrs old
Gm.
At work we have lockers and no one uses a lock lmfao but see there are cameras and well everyone isn't that stupid to steal because obviously we are on camera so like, I don't mind putting my purse in a locker, no way am I leaving it out on the table or whatever
this town has one cop. and they are basically rented out from another town
Yeah we can't get cams in the lockers because people change clothes in it.
My fear of being more tired than my first day became true....
Oh I see
locks keep honest people out.
Hiii
Yeah, that's true, I feel like in my case, everyone will know ofc because obviously we all know our own stuff
Dang
JAAAAAADE!
Now I got 300$ Sony wireless earphones in my front pocket.
I still miss headphones, but the quality is decent enough and they can't get stolen, as I can keep them on me at all times.
hey doni, sorry if my headset thing was a little too much for you yesterday
Yday was awesome, I heard about a new project yday.
Ah that reminds me of the time when I used to take gym class, obviously there weren't cameras because we would change clothes ofc lol
Sorry, I have literally not a single memory of what you are talking about.
Ohh nice
Nice! I'm a Pixel buds kinda person. I don't use them much but they work in a pinch.
Ooo nice
i use razer kraken tournament edition headset
Toast is like that
Can't remember a word for nothing
But will remember the most obscure thing that happened in past conversations
That's cool, glad you got a pair to keep you going at least
😂
crunch crunch
That basically sums up toast
What is up with this lmao
oh trust me jade
Oh..... Is that a clue?
NGL that almost sounds like "atleast you got balls" lmao
Why won't you and Bucket tell me lmao
Toast why
Lmao
@vestal hamlet and i will not introduce you to crunch crunch
WTF 😂😂
Not crunch crunch in general chat 
Where the rest of snek is
In the sewer
That sounds so wrong ngl
snek, i made an emoji at one point of it
Lmao
That is one of the worst things I have ever heard Google Assistant say. @clear arrow
lmao
True, i think I found one of your cells
Sorry Toast, my brain is frying...
😂
Bucket hiiiii
Damn, how did you do that
I've been looking for years
Buckeeeeet!
Magic
So I don't need them, please take back your cells ahem
jade will forget she has your cells
Wait what smh
some things arent meant to be seen. that is one of them
Happy now?
Well alright then
Toast IDK if I even heard anything happen.
I heard it all
?
Hiiiii
My lawyer will be contacting you
Hello
It's like, you can't forget it if you get exposed to it.
There is no turning back.
I dont remember anything that you are apologizing for....
Well I mean it ain't like I've seen or heard worse shit lmao
says the snek who's first DM from me was secret formula
But I get your point fr
What's upp
They need more.
What for???
Not much still playing games haha
You?
Funn
Take a wild guess my friend
Even I can....
oh i was mentioning about how i always check my headset cause ive found a centipede in the ear part. like, it tickled my ear and i found it in there. and later on (months later) found an earwig

Hearing this almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
(Am I still stuck at work)
😂
Ofcc
@vestal hamlet I found you
Oh snap
I doubt any of us would survive
Oh no lol
The mohave would.
AHHHHHHH THAT. Nah, it was funny, not too scary for me, but good consideration there.
No human could
i like to imagine buckets job to be standing in a gardening section, with a bucket over his head, dancing. in a corner
(it's a fallout reference)
Lmaoo
We're too large and too active
Toast why
Haven't really played fallout much lmao
cause its bucket
I know we can't survive a nuclear winter lol
It's a thing NPC says sometimes, refering to how hot it is.
And in fallout a human can withstand being irradiated to hell and back. Not realistic but yeah lol
Oh wow
Just curious, what level are you now? On fallout?
Yeah Fallout has wacky science.
Between 50 and 60
Dang nice
I can now equip every gun and armor I come across, I think
jades actual height
It looked nothing like gravy lmao
You right
ya
the true grind begins
Toast what level are you?
Reminds me that one of my friend built a football (American) team with his friends
They added me in it, but they refused to use my IRL weight and height because it doesn't work for that sport lmao
Oh damn

I didn't realize I've been stricken with a drought
we had a kid in my grade in high school who had a smaller head, so he had to wear a middle school helmet. everyone wore blue, he wore white
the gods have forsaken me
everyone called him pimple
Yeah I was told "we'll make you bigger because you'll just be pushed around all the time otherwise"
Lmao
He legit said that to me in front of everyone and it was hilarious because I was like bruh
...I can wear kid sized glasses as of now.
Sad
your just a portable armrest
jk
I still wear adult/young adult because hell no lmao
Omg 😂
wsg
What's popping
brand new whipped just hopped in
Eh no problem with that lol
Ayee
We sometimes call short people "portmanteau", a coat-hanger, here.
a big meal to jade is a mcdonalds happy meal
Mood
I got no flax 
Lmao toast
Flax, as in the plant?
Yea
I got peanuts, maybe.
go to relleka, or seers village. loads of flax there
Can you turn peanuts into clothing
seers village has a spinning wheel too so better spot
I never heard flax being a plant
You could, If you tried. Style not guaranteed. Become the mobile EpiPen summoner.
Also called linseed
Used to make clothes
oh not runescape?
Y'all don't say "short"??
Ohh cool
around here we say "vertically challenged" instead of short
Nah
Short doesn't say well.
We use petit or petite. Aka, small.
Okay that's me then lmao
snek, do you follow dwarf tossing?
I heard someone at work legit say "oh look she's a petite Asian girl" but it wasn't mean, I happened to be close by and we laughed about it
Lmao
The word short (court) is mostly used to describe an object or thing, or as an adjective.
I'd rather just say small
smol
Well, that's what petit/petite means haha.
Nerd
Can't use the word small if you don't speak English lol
And 95% of the people I talk to IRL can only say Yes/No/Toaster.
toaster lol
Ikr
Oof.
Yeah toaster is the most common word used for well, toaster and toasts.
Grille-pain I hear very rarely, despite living in a french province lol
Mostly due to the proximity of the US, I believe.
Same goes for tool names, we primarily use English terms.
English word I don't know (or never use) the French version despite speaking baguette since birth include:
Nut and Bolt, clutch, ratchet, windshield... There are many more lol
wsg
I agree
You cant
I already did
Wsg
%afk
Bang
👋🏻
WordPress likes me a lot I feel.
Boom
Bucket!
dgsderty
got someone else
Ah ok.
Please don't spam
why are you awake
Only silly Americans are asleep rn
you are a silly american
Morning
working with gcf
How are you two doing?
Good hello
What a good name
Understanding GCF
Maths 🤢
This isn't terrible
understanding it
@plucky lantern look at this
I don't really know how I got this right
I did a period to try to force a failure so I could see what the failure was and learn from my mistake
No failing for you
dear god I don't understand one bit of it
Doomed to succeed
@remote plover I can teach you
I dont understand why you'd do it but I see the logic
the .?
Same 
No why you'd shorten it like that
I'm basically just doing the inverse of breaking the problem apart
You would get frustrated.
I don't even have my basic tables memorised
I need a calculator to do simple stuff like 7 x 4

actually no 7 is ez
At least 1
I remember grouping
but I also don't remember what it is about lol
I can't figure it out for the life of me so
Gonna work on it tomorrow with a more open mind
damnit now i want shrimp
I will commit cannibalism
About to cook ramen
Shrimp is good
@midnight sigil stop your lurking and type

donut
Toothache
Me!
@rough ember 
what do you people think of me doing physics at school
it opens up many more careers
engineering
i am eating a muenster and proscuitto sandwhich
I am eating ramen
when I say "sandwich" I really mean a piece of prosciutto shoved inside of a piece of muenster
muenster is also good
never heard of it
ur a distinct taste

what
I only like old cheddar and swiss
what?
due to hormones, genes, and environmental factors almost everyone is a distinct taste
human consumer vs human consumer.



both of you are bad

what did i do :(
no human flesh
You know it



Hey
Morning/ afternoon friends
Morning
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.


Hiya
Hi
I’ve been wondering if it’s possible to ban an entire server (and it’s members) to prevent them from joining a server.
Not sure how’d I do that though 
Ex: Let’s say there is a server distributing hacks and you want to ban them before they can join (including those that are also already joined)
I'm not sure about that honestly, I feel like discord support can help you with that, you'll have to reach out to discord, they might be able to do something for you
JADE
Buy discord that's what
What?
Lol
Well there's only one way to ban servers so
I mean if I succeed probably I am gonna do something about discord
So
@vast meteor Guess what I managed to forget between my right hip and my wheelchair armrest?
Hi People, I am gonna skip the intro because here is not for introduction 😄
I am conducting a research and would like to ask some questions:
- What are the biggest challenges you face in managing and growing your Discord community?
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Thank you in advance for your participation and I really appreciate if you could assist me.
Where would you recommend me to ask? I am super new to discord
What?
DT phone.......
Me this morning 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvC99_mQIAw
Lt. Gaeta gives the command "Action Stations" ("Battle Stations" in american english)
No I lost my crown role
i had a earthquake
Rest in pepperoni’s
Not really cause it is supposed to be in a cash cabinet....
IN SCHOOL.
Ah I see...
Uh so where is it?
Currently in my house.
Oh, why do you have it?
Good morning jade
I forgot it between my hip and the armrest.
Hi.
Oh ok
wsg

Wsg
Hi.
Dyno was originally in my friends server group tab before they kicked me therefore taking my crown role
Ah okay, I thought you meant the crown role for here but that makes sense now

🤣
aw
How's it going?
ok wbu?
Just tryna figure out something and I'm kinda stressed about it lmao
oof
Yeah ikr
It looks good to use as a ball
👀
POM POM 😱
xD
I wanna play dogball
Not the pom pom 😭
Okay good
Aww look at the little feetsies
ikr
I love how they are fluffy
Erm
?
I've been too busy with the Pom Pom but nope I didn't forget this one, whatever gif you send, I'ma send the one I like right back
Are you the owner?
Speaking of which
No
Ah ok.
But elevators remind me of you
0_0
I know why.
panda roll!
Hi eerie
Yeah I still remember our discussions about elevators:-) and hi Jade
Will take a look.
How's it going Eerie
Indeed
Helllo
I feel like Halloween is coming too early this year
I want a bot that do welcome to my members do anyone know any?
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Some one answer
Hi
u been lurking chat? 0_0
Ikr
I already see ads and stores selling halloween candy and decorations
He always be lurking lol
real
Ikr

We already got fall stuff and Halloween stuff at our store
I feel like by the time august comes Christmas will already be arriving
Yeah I feel like we've been flying through this year
I think the Halloween candy will expire by the time Halloween finally comes
Halloween is so overrated nowadays lol
We got it like a day go so idk we'll see lol
Yeah I feel like every year it comes, it just feels eh
Just like another day ya know
Yeah pretty much
Ikr
I already know what ill be dressing up this year as when Halloween gets closer

I'm not dressing up lol
What are you dressing up as?
I have my Halloween mask on 365 days a year
Military soldier probably steampunk version
366 if it’s a leap year
you can be a chicken nugget
If she dresses up as a chicken nugget then imma be tempted to eat her :/
Hell no 😂
Yikes
And you be a toast
Ah cool
Can’t resist the temptation when it comes to chicken nuggies
Well I love chicken so I know the feeling
sends paranormal to jade
Hi
Hii
No
Krömm!
Hi Doni
Elloooooooooo Jade.
How's it going
Super good. I am writing my DT related e-diary.

yea 😛
Ah okay, nice
Hi
new powerwolf album
Nice
Looks cool
good morning
What's up
What's down
the sky
Idk but hru doing
Yeah figured you'd say that lol, how are you
Some lessons to finish, how about you
Any data hoarders in this chat?
Just chilling before I go to work
Jade hru
Nice, Cya
I'm not going yet but yeah cya if I don't see you around
Sends matcha to u
What
Matcha tea
Oh
Yes
I'm good
DAN!
ty for your service sir
DONI!
How is Dan?
@jagged cypress hi bud
Very good but living busy times.
I saw the vp motorcade on the highway
ew lol
Yup blocking up traffic 😡
i made a lasso
What happened?
Ok
Hiii
Eh
XD
Hello
Vice president motorcade

Um

Oh


Yup blocked up traffic 😡
Is it still happening?
Traffic is slow 😡
Well how long has it been?
@ruby aurora 
Lurking I see, zap
Sparks ahahaha
U need to do better, she hasn’t caught me in ages
that’s how I stay in the shadows
I mean, if the screen is set to this channel, I can see why I was seen.
I have before but you just don't know when I see you typing
Lmao
Oh good point
Of course not.
Exactly
And also we have a new place to hide sparks
Eh?
Mhm and hru
Good, just chilling. Yourself?
Going to leave for work and my mind is racing
I thought you had channels you can only see, so see, technically you can hide lmao
@soft geyser hiiiii
Please don’t advertise @icy spear
@ruby aurora Get the celebration decorations
Didn't see your message, apologies. Take care.
It’s in the office
You and this office.
Blame the intern.
3 hours
Didn’t we fire them
You also like to fire people, good to know. 
Hey
Nah uh.
How yall doin
Chillin at work
Ah
Doing okay
Rope hi
Oh no, she’s back
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
If you go to #community-support @odd dagger someone will be right with you!
@vast meteor hiiiiiiiii
finely home
And it's a heave-ho-hi-ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
@soft geyser
You need something?
Good evening everyone
Ho ho ho 🎅
Hey!
hi matt!
Hello
I boosted server and didn't appear my message or role
i even boosted again and nothing
Then it means you haven’t boosted
I did
I even used my money from my credit card
I tried theses 3 ways
Credit card
Gift card
Did you buy Discord Nitro?

Better off buying Nitro
oh
If you boosted the server and it didn’t go through there is nothing we can do. Would have to contact discord about that.
I have a headache 
Rip
Discord server mods are ruining discord
and on dashboard i cant stop it
agree
i just spilled apple juice all over the myself
what do i do
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Why you think that?
any chance of a modstats api in the work? would like to have something keep track of modstats or do i have to go about it myself
Cause I was just banned in a server with the reason "hacking" when the mods believe the real hackers
it dosent help
my dyno keeps saying when people LEAVE
not when they join
That's why I always try to provide verified proof
try #community-support, trader
The only reason I have ever hacked was to bypass my 2fa on this account
That's against terms of service
It's my account and googles authenticator app was down
I'm talking about discord and google
Googles authenticator app was down due to an overload of users launching the app and using authentication codes
And all my backup codes didn't work
You should try the other authenticator app next time
Microsoft has hated me since I made my Microsoft account with a google email
i dont think that means they hate you
They just want people to follow rules
I don't think Microsoft gives a shit what email you use
i know they don't
Hi 🥱
hi
Hey
i got my agressivness out on my cars whipppers
who is whipping your car
Penwing
Wipers?
yes those
@umbral nest not the place for that, sorry
I'm taking a leave of absence from most of my discord servers
alrighty, see ya when you are back
I honestly don't have a reason to take a leave of absence from dyno as they don't admin abuse 24/7/365
does anyone know how i can update a severs appearance on dynos server finder thing? i recently started a server and now that im done setting it up i want to make sure the link members and little picture guy is accurate
bye then
bye toast
was to michael
ah
ive been unBANNED
now time to get banne again
🇨🇳 你好大家🇨🇳
🇨🇳 你好大家🇨🇳
🇨🇳 你好大家🇨🇳 🇨🇳 你好大家🇨🇳
You mean you were muted
ook fine
Don’t see the point in what you’re doing tbh
🇨🇳 你好大家🇨🇳
✅ linkkin123_29958 was smacked with a mute spoon

Sometimes I like to be the small mute spoon.
ಠ_ಠ
Chris and Cyparagon in chat
Hi
Jadeeeee
Huh
hola jade
Sends toasty dry ice
Hey
Hii
How are you?
I'm mad, I want to scream lmao but eh, it's out now so, it's whatever, and work was stressful, dealt with customers, so tonight was not a good night for me but yeah, what a day I suppose
How about you? 😄
Oh my, you must be glad you’re finished now😟
It’s been a good day, been playin MW3 most of the day lol

Yeah I'm finished but I'm just stressed
I'm fine, I'll be fine dw
Glad to hear that
I hope soooo
Hello how are you
This
Yeah it'll be ight
How about you, how's it going
Sends u positive vibes
Good just got home
Yeah me too
nice
I need more shanties
I need a shower, I'ma be right back
smelly
hie
Sends axel matcha tea
Uh oh Jade is here
Hello
I'm back
No u
What's your favorite sandwich chain?
p u
Fries tier list
Hey Dark
Good just making tier list
nice
What you think of mine so far?
W ngl even tho i havent tried all the fries
so far canes is on top for me
or homemade fries 😋
I just found a taco bell menu tier list
U shower
U scumbag 🤤
Now i want a taco 😡
I did, finally settled down

Shut
Uhh chicken definitely but I'm not really picky with sandwiches, I like any kind
Well alright then
oo
Gah 🤤
Sends u some ice cream cookies and creame
I could go for some rn
gotta take vanilla birthday cake oreos and use a cheesecake as a dip for them
Oi why smacking jade
I included breakfast items
XD
W
Sounds good
guessing thats taco bell? i can only identify like 2 items
U know i am joking with u 😭
its my turn now hehe. before she either gave me dyno rolls or dyno bonks
eheheheheheh
It's a daily thing we have Chris
There breakfast burritos are good
NCIS
So you get used to it I suppose lol
ill never hit jade
Smacks dark soul with a wet noodle
aw
well, maybe by throwing a bread slice at her
Now I cannot resist this 😱😱😱
dodges
Bruh
Just dumps a bucket of ice on Jade
I never hit or smack women
twice
Women should be protected
You could taze the woman to get them away if attacking
to an extent, ill agree
Lmao I'm fine with bread, that's good enough for me
Sends 100 secret services agents to jade
Jade I need to see license and registration
yeah, we see how well the secret service is lmao
bucket
its a cooler day. only 97
Chris you're in federal custody
We're taking to FBI HQ aka J Edgar Hoover Building
I cant be in custody
what tf
is jade the president??
Too bad we're gonna ask you some questions about putting people in pools of chocolate
nah just a nerd
oh
She needs protected also get 409 police officers too
What, why
409 is so specific
😂
Lmao
randomly placed gif
lmao
You've the right to remain silent anything you say will be held against in the court, you have the right to an attorney if can't afford one the State of California will appoint one for you, Do you understand these right?
< punches you and runs away >
"tazes you"
Yup plus 100 police vehicles outside
We were roleplaying in chat
Hippy guess what
chicken butt?
I used to do roleplays a lot on GTA V
No
ugly ass i8
I saw the vice presidents motorcade today blocking traffic for 3 hours
aww
Oh I figured
that’s more like it
hehe
The prosecution calls "Dark Soul" to the stand
There where aircraft in the air too 🤬
so serious question
XD
what is with america and putting corn syrup into almost every single thing
Uh oh, what did he do
Like what?
im dark soul wink wink
Gross as shit 🤮
Ofc
He's the witness for identifying a crazy small asian woman
i have absolutely no idea
😭
hard pretzels should not have corn syrup in them
High fructose corn syrup
I didn't realize that, I guess it's the most common ingredient? Idk
Ik
Not everything has that though
They want americans obsese and fat
I guess it adds the taste? Idk
What
I used to pronounce is "slurple" as a young child, I'm told.
it's in a lot of random things though
Chris I do not agree with your comment
See i was right
That's the same fructose/glucose ratio for table sugar and honey.
I cut out corn syrup and lost lbs
that doesn't prove what you said chris
Doesn't mean that everyone wants to be fat and obese
Post hoc ergo propter hoc
Everyone has their own choice
I have family who is drs that says that
Well doesn't mean everyone agrees
i think that person is wrong
"don't use hfcs use honey instead" meanwhile honey has the same amount of fructose 
Candy, cereal, chips, cookies, soda, etc. have it
Okay
Even my bro says it 😭
Okay?
Not all foods of course
All of these can be made with table sugar, beet sugar, or honey, and it wouldn't change the nutritional profile.
I just wanted to clarify for other people in case they didn't know
look at these nutritional experts lol
Look at 109 yrs ago to today
If you want diabetes just eat a 1lb reese's cup or 1lb hershey's bar
I... don't think you understand what diabetes is.
you have a degree to back up these claims?
i just think it's interesting that it's in a lot of random things
Yeah thank you
I dont even eat that rubbish
or just fluent in google
I'ma say it's time to move past this discussion and go on to something else, like what's everyone's weekend plans?
nuking buckets camp on fallout
I have no idea tbh
I'm not 100% sure if I'll be on this weekend, lot of schoolwork and family stuff
Omg I should've gotten Reese's but it didn't cross my mind at all
You guys know what sucks when sirens go by and my dog starts crying
reeses puffs reeses puffs
I feel sorry for her
I like those
i dont
Awww
Eat em up, eat em up, eat em up
Packing
Yesss
Snek'in around as always
Because she stays outside
Ssssss
Ssss
Does she like that?
Hruu
imagine next time bucket plays, snek is lvl 150
Hmm?
Good, work is flowing
We always keep outside unless its too hot or too cold of course
I am sending u a rat to eat

Oh ok good
Ah nice, we were busy too
What
Raiders? In the middle of me being a proud manor lord?
Today was Senior citizen day, so everyone had a discount on everything they bought
Enjoy
Oof
Everyone? Even the adolescents?

I think so idk
50 is senior citizen? That's pretty mean thing to say.
She's a good dog though
Aww what's her name?
isnt it 60+?
Yeahh
I'm just operator today so it's easy and nothing big is happening
Atleast on my side
A guy in another sector got electrocuted by a saw, firefighters and ambulance showed up
you're getting there then
Excuse u
That's what it is toast









