#general
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I can get mad, it just don't happen often and I never know why or how I get angry 
Well I can't get Mad not really
I can lose patience easily too but depends
Ikr
I got way too much patience lol
the snek no bite, even if there are moments where I should
I have patience but there's a breaking point
I lose patience easily too
Ikr
I can't wait a whole week for reply
Felt that
Huh?
Boo
That's exactly how i am in irl
People piss me off and I'm just like okay, ight oh well

angry snek is just no noises
Lmao
''hey do you work here?''
Jade:
I'm probably gonna be annoyed as shit when I get to work and when i get off
Nuh uh
Omg yes, that's my mood
Yes
You bite too 💀
I will let you know how many times I get asked that
Worng ping lmao
No worries
Okay
Like can I just please say
when jade and snek entering vc
👍
"can you not see I'm wearing a nametag"
Like
"nah bro I'm definitely don't work here"
unsure if I should hahah
brain is barely functional
I hsould went to sleep at 6, it's 11
I'm just volunteering and going for another job
Which other job?
I gotta leave in a bit
Wait you work here?
It's just a response i wanna say, its not legit lmao
Uh where I'm at, yeah I work
Oh I understand
Mhm
I missed the context
And I'm closing too like omg
🙂
My bad lol
Not your fault. I just joined the convo late and didn't read
closing what 
You gotta mark up the store logo in your uniform.
People will legit start coming in at the time we are about to close
LIKE
I never knew lmao
"we're CLOSING" 😭
It's all good
Hello yes, I'd like a double cheeseburger with extra burger please
Lmao
Avg American..
Where is the support
I actually have a shirt already that says the store name i work at
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
dyno schizo.mp4
lol
truly the catest of the cats
You gotta put like yellow markup pen on it.......
That's a great cat
for real
Okay time to go to hell work
Sadness
Enjoy!
Me when Satya Nadella's hand comes out of my monitor and slaps me.
Well tbh I like working at a retail store than dealing with working at a restaurant
That seems achievable
Lol
Okay bye, i gotta go
Well I'm back again for a bit lol
Got about 30 minutes before I start working
At McDonalds lmao
I got a McCrispy
Ofc you know me so well 😂

Hello 🫶
Dyno ia down
How are you doing?
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
I'm doing alright, about to head to work after I get my order
Good luck at work!
Ughhh 😂
what did jade do in a restaurant
Jade things
hey you never know! jade could secretly be an amazing cook
Well really the only thing I ever done was be a hostess
ah my most hated job lol
Lmao
Indeed
years of dealing with customers in food industry plays a big part into why i hate humans
Lmao I felt that
Idk I mean I don't mind working at a restaurant but I feel comfortable working at a store and I feel like there's more to do in a store than a restaurant, at least that's the way I see it
oh i just got sick of dealing with customers. their negativity effects you after a few years
there are some great people, who are cool, but its super rare
Mhm and I just realized, it's already been a year since I worked for this store now, still the same name store but different because I was transferred from my job I had from North Carolina to the one I'm at now, so I technically still had the job, because I worked for the first 6 months there and now it's been 6 months just about where I'm at now
Yeah that's what we get sometimes too
Okay I gotta go now cyaa
peace out, girlscout
This is your daily dose of volleyball. Today, we are watching the Olympic games.
hi
no
dubs
Oh olympics!
Good hbu
It's that time again
crazy
average saturday
Sounds fun
bruv no way
Hey so😞
Hi
How you doing
Good, yourself
Probably in the batman position
But still doing 👍
The batman
Yeah and I liked a fox but the fox blocked me
Sad
Cause I am batman I am suppose to be alone
Loneliness is a wonderful thing sometimes
Is it?
So that is making me angry cause they are making fun of me in a server blocking me in every account
Yes
Dont join ther server
Well not every time
But still
I told them they don't deserve my attention so
You’d be correct
Yeah
Ello pi, guess what?
Epic words
What?
My school actually starts on the 30th, and now I hate our schedulers because they basically trolled us....
Well it's just umm...... I think I should stop using social media now
Oi Pi
But come on there's still two years left
For what
For a bit of freedom
Two to 4 years
But ok
Until 30 I will be a millionaire or a murderer/serial killer or whatever you like to call it
What
What does the serial killer have to do with it
Well how about we don’t talk about killing people here?
Doesn’t seem very appropriate
Just a title and nothing more
Agree
Hi
sup
what is it?
hmm
I don't know I don't care I have had enough of it if I start killing
sends everyone water
I told you to stop talking about killing
thanks
I haven't had breakfast yet
Alright
my breakfast is usually just a protein shake
Damn
Remember you mentioned that before
that’s not enough food for me
Chocolate, wasn’t it?
My stomach will start growling around 10am if I don't eat anything, but I don't have time for a real breakfast
Oh......god damn
Morning.
so I'll just drink one and snack until lunch
The schedulers had done a hidden "Independent learning" event with no anything else other than that.
holy late
Well I used to drink one too but something was happening with me so
bruh how
at 10 am on a saturday i already have shoved 6 pieces of bread in my mouth
I mean
no, there is something on it ofc :3
If it's anything other than peanutbutter don't talk to me
smh
Do you take creatine
i don't take the time to put anything on my bread tho
also when I said I don't have time for a real breakfast, I meant weekdays
come on
so i take the whole peanut butter jar with me to work
It's saturday
Time to fatten pi up!!
sends you 10 orders of mcdonalds
I mean I still only had a protein shake for breakfast
valid
Hello do you take creatine or not
but I'm fixin to eat a couple xl slices of pizza and half a calzone
Sorry, I don't
ooh what kind
uh
Pineapple on pizza my favorite
Well Meat is really good
Hamburger pizza?
hi hippy
it is a 1kg jar 💀
meat is the best
hi chris
how are you doing hippy
im too american to understand what that means
The only right way.
EAXTLY
I can't too
Bro Im ALWAYS down for a good hawaiian pizza
well my sewage is fixed so sends it back and puts it in your pool
Some ham + bacon and pineapple
that's good to hear
1/360th of an alligator's weight
why are you poluting my pool
need home repair to clean up the sewage and shit
good
What a motive.
you need stinky sewage
bruh
hows you breezly

anyway whats on tap today?
hii 
Man what happened to wasabi
Why doesn't he come around anymore

@floral thunder hi
what u doing today?
Ummm\
Probably being inside
It's too hot to be outside
it's like a goddamn million degrees
Yeah it's too hot man
Mhm.
That's a lot of degrees
sends hippy to mt everest
I can't go outside in the morning or afternoon so
thank you
At night it cools off
and it feels really good
but in the day its too hot
Yeah
I busted my AC compressor in my car, so I REALLY don't wanna be outside
I know the feeling
Mhm
🙂
👍
have u heard of opening windows and fix the part
Well hmm......that's hmm......
chris
that doesnt change that it's still hot
is it rainy there?
No
Well I am just waiting for this city to get wet
I meant rain
I know you wasn't asking me but
Still
got to love my bots ping -63ms
Well I don't know if the fox wanted me in the server I don't think so
I am just trying to ask them was it her or not
But they are not replying so
If it was her then i hate her
But it seems like it was her
I will probably find her after I am 30
And I don't know what I am gonna do to her talk to her or plan d
The first one is gonna be her then
Probably I am getting angry so don't mind me

m
u like working on cars?
Yah
whats your fav car part?
You were already told before that talking about stuff like that in this server is not appropriate. This is your final warning. Do not mention it again.
Alright man
Hi, how do i check which roles can add bots to the server
Alright guys I am gonna rest now
Gn.
I never said it's night here
You don't know what I mean
I am probably not gonna be online ever again
I am gonna take some rest
More like Deep sleep
😶🌫️
🤕
How can I find me prefix
@tired gull do @tacit ledge prefix
Good afternoon
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@hollow tendon prefix
If you want to find the prefix in your server you have to use it there
The prefix here (and default prefix for dyno) is ?
I want to delete my all chat at once is that possible?
You can ask in #community-support
Your avatar has a very fancy crown
Indubitably
Good word
Very
The man needs ears
I was going to say this
What's the dilemma?
i made a BLT but only had grape tomatoes, so theyre sliding out of the sandwich lol
Did you cut them in half at least?
ya
Sounds like they want to go on an adventure
takes 5 of them (10 halves) to cover a piece of potato bread
That's a lot of tomatoes
i love tomatoes
I like tomatoes on or with something but not by themselves
theyre my favorite sncak. fresh out of my garden, with a little salt. i eat them like an apple
or grapes in this case
That's satisfying to be able to eat something you grew
How about onions
Onions are good on burgers or cooked up with other things
That's hardcore
i prefer Vidalia onions. theyre larger and sweeter. dont pack as much punch when cutting them also compared to other onions
Well as much I have heard onions is for getting more testosterone naturally or go unnatural and get big
So if I eat onions I become super manly?
Well I am planning on taking steroids but um...... maybe some other year
Why do you want to take them?
eh, makes sense. i mean the foods that are more popular now increase estrogen supposedly. i dont remember what foods, but i remember beer and sugary things are culprits
To get big enough and I just want to try everything so
More like to die faster
But probably can't die not that easily
@quiet spindle can I report something to you in DMs?
just consume the american diet lol. eat kellogs cereal for breakfast, vape, chug energy drinks or powder mixes like g-fuel, and only consume fast food or processed pre-prepped foods
You can DM @late halo for that.
ok
Alright I am just gonna keep an eye on them with something
I probably tell them I am dumb but no one really knows me so
Cause I won't let them know so
does dyno have a feature where a member changed thier status they get a role im trying to find a bot that gives image perms when someone has a certain status
Hi! That's not possible with Dyno, and I don't think it's possible with any bot due to the limitations of Discord.
Use a support channel next time please.
So is your real name also dymi or
mb and alr
No, my real name is Daniel (Dani)
Alright
@green isle Kroooommm
That's me
How is you
why?
Sure
Don't use those words man
technically you can't say the words "i want to kill" before the words "the president of the united states"
Nevermind
Also freedom of speech doesnt apply to discord
it depends on the server
You depend on the server
Alright
i'll just say we have rules, please follow them 🙂
I'm so happy the olympics are back
i am boycotting it
That doesn't matter here 
Last time I watched them was like 2014
SEND THE CHARIOTS
throws bananas at hippy
playing volleyball under the eiffel tower must be epic
you good?
what
Nothing
ok...
Tijerina is losing it
let's all be nice to each other
Why shut up why shut
can you chill out please
Okay
I am your servant
What would you like me to do
At least no one knows my real name
USA with the first set won lets go
USA vs. Canada
nahhh
hi rexy
I've lost too many braincells 💀
LOL
sounds about right
You're the chosen one
omg @flint vale Im a huge fan
can you sign my 4head 

huh
english??

you seem a bit mad are you okay?
Yo can yall be nice please
idk how to bro
Hey Pi
hi
sup
Hiii
jade!!!!
Heyyy

Hiii
Hello
Ughh I'm ready to go homee
where are you at
JADE
3 hours to go and I'm tired
Hiiii
Work
how is jade?
glad I called off I couldnt get out of bed
oh i see sends a pillow and bed and blanket
Jade off work I'm guessing
at work
Same I'm so tired
Ah yes sounds so relaxing
No one has come in on like an hour and a half
Ikrr

Oh dam, slow day I bet
Very slow
No, I'm on my break
Ah
U win 
Yeahhh, I'm closing tonight
What about y'all, how are y'all doing?
Besides illusion
Your phone must be messed up
enjoy jade the pillow and bed and blanket
Omg I'm debating if I should get a pack of kit Kat or not
Ty
Yea it's just a slow day
Hiii
when speed up time 👀
lordy I decided to excort myself out of the "chill night" server because of the drama that I put myself into. some guy who joined 2 days ago was being mean to someone about them typing in the general chat but not in the non english chat and it made me upset and kinda yk
got me going crazy so I ended it and then left I couldnt handle it
Okay
Those are addicting
I understand
😈 mine now 
Ikr
aw hell naaah
I might get a pack idk
lmaoo
@unreal sparrow
dark soul?
I see you
@nocturne crystal
just a tad pit lmaoo
@unreal sparrow
ur darkest soul has arrived
Mhm

why the hailll she using a hampter
Lmao idk
u see wut i said in the admin channel in galaxy?
No
do u think u can open up a mod application?
demn
i think i pinged u twice
imagen if your crew had this name Diaper Crew
I'm going to look tho, I got some pings anyway
I've given worse names to some of my private friend-only guilds/groups lol
lemme show u something
Surprisingly I haven't got asked "do you work here"
yet
Because I still got three hours to go but seems to be less busy, it's slow atm
🧙
from SxL server
oh yea there was a criminal org named that they stole diapers
Yeah
good name tho
🤣
I had to give dog ice water because its hot outside
Idk am I 
my braincells thought you were using the slang version of dog water lol
hru sir?
Fr
Good just hate allergies

Its all good
Sssssss
just my brain being wonky pay it no mind lol
just discovored a new song that is an absolute jam
start to finish
puts u in a bubble
One you posted in weekly discussion?
nope, a different one
youtube reccomended it to me after looking up See Through Me
Oh okay
I've known Orbit Culture for about 3 years now haha
What's the song
Bubble boy movie
To The Flowers, by While She Sleeps
probably not for you haha
I haven't watched that in years
I'll give it a listen when I get home
yup
Will let you know how it goes
How are you?
i am ok here
Nice to know
finally hit 3,000,000 xbox gamer score
missing my boyfriend
I would have liked to listen to it now but I forgot my air pods
I never forget my earphones
I'd die otherwise
Eh sometimes I bring them just in case but I forgot
Nice
mine it's not a ''just in case'' it's a ''I need them to complete the day in a good mood'' lol
took 17 years
Yeah I understand
Reaching 100k gamerscore takes awhile unless you've a lot of free time
That's why they recommend comfortable clothes and shoes for work
So this one lady had to be all in a fuss about something she wanted to buy, it was a shoe rack she was buying right, it rung up 16.99 and the spot where it belonged, the sticker said 10.99 and she was like "oh you have to honor it" and I'm over here like I can't change the price, so I just let one of my managers handle it
I didn't have time for it nor was I in the mood for it so I just let the manager handle it and shit
Yeah seems tough
No it's not just customers
Think of the bright side
I mean, if you can't change it yourself, good move
I hate it when I have personal shit running through my head when I'm working, makes my mood even annoyed
yeah same
Life be like that sometimes
Yea that's no fun
Nah man
Wow
Yeah well, it is what it is
No wonder those old people smoke
Old people smoke young people vape same thing
It's all good, anyway what y'all doing
Yeah
Chilling
Nice
Debating on what game I want to play
What do you play on
Xbox
One or series
See yah
Do you play battlefield
Have fun
Queen Jade ୨୧ | Dymï Bestest♡ is AFK: idk - 2 minutes ago
LMAO
If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.
aww
regrts
might have won
Hello
I have a question
How do I add dyno to my server?? I still didn't finish my server
check channel description
Okay
good evening
Ohh tysm
Evening kromm
But how do I make dyno work like ">afk working on a server" it doesn't work
?help afk
Description: Set an AFK status to display when you are mentioned
Cooldown: 30 seconds
Usage:
?afk [status]
Example:
?afk gone for the day
Hiii
Ah haven't played that in forever
Finally we're closed
And there was this one couple who were mad because they were told by someone else that they were closing and they gave me the look like I did something and I was like in my mind "why you looking at me like that, I didn't say anything" 😂😂
Nice lol
@vast meteor bang
go smell a jackfruit
Go smell a watermelon
sneeze ants
Sssss
sssss
Ssss
Hruu
Ahh I see lol
Me too but I'm ready to go homeee
11 what
11 in the morning
why did you do that
because I couln't sleep lol
Not a single person for hours
Then boom 630 hits and everyone and their brother showed up


hi
kitty
Sends u pool water for the pool
Godzilla 😬
He's a big kitty
ECO
gojira!
JADE
What
How was work?
HRUU
french metal band
I'm heccin tired
french metal band named gojira. its godzilla
Ahh I see
Now it makes sense lmao
Rightttt
Yeah I learned they were french recently
gg snek
I only listen to one french metal band and they live about 3km from where I am lmaoo
It's sooo annoying tryna make the candy aisle organize because people ruin it smh
Hi there, cant for the life of me get dyno autorole to work. Where would be the best place to get some help
Damn lmao
You can go to #community-support
they are too poor and allergic to live recordings, so they will never do anything IRL lol
Oh wow
they said ''you can dream about it''
when someone asked for an eventual concert lol
mr sandman bring me dream
Lmao what in the world

meaning only in our dreams we'll get a concert from them lmao
Yeah thought so 😂
one of the guitarists couldn't get a room big enough or good enough to record his solo
so he brought his guitar to work, and shredded right in the middle of it, at his job, a storage depot.
a real madlad
can someone help me
Ohh okay

Hi you can head to #community-support
Hiii
Hello Jade 🙂
How are you?
I’m good thanks, how about you?
I'm alright, finally home
Nice! Been anywhere nice?
Not really, just work and back home
@stoic eagle
Finally off
Ah okay.. I guess work can be fun? lol
Eh sometimes lmao
Depends on the day but sometimes it wouldn't hurt to have a little fun
I wrote in community support like asked
can someone explain in brainrot terms?
Explain what
True, work can be a bit draining and meh at times too though to be fair lol
Hi stuffed, I’m pear 
Ikrr
Soda hii
hihi
Sigma sigma on the wall...whos the skibidiest of them all?! 😈

How's it goingg
What 😂
tired asf
Wsg
i’ve been driving for the last like 13 hours
i guess you could call it a vacation
will u be my sigma
thankfully my college is on the way down so i got to just chill in my apartment for a few hours to rest
will you be the toilet to my skibdi? brainrot rizz
That's niceee
Let's not be rude to people here, thanks
Did you save some for me?
:(
i shall do so next time
:)
which flavor do you want
What flavours were available?
yes
Hmm
we make it ourselves
I didn't realize there were different tastes 
Hiii

ECOO
My friend is not very smart
Back from work?
That's better
Yeahh I'm home
my favorite so far is probably green apple
📢 JADE
Just vibing as usual
😂
Packing up my stuff before I move into my house
Nicee and how are you?
im alright
My friend got banned lol
I call them Kwispy on discord cause I don't like to say their real name on discord

Glad to hear
Ngl they deserved it
They backstabbed me and my best friend
Why
But I'm 16
But at least I'm allowed to rent houses again
Hmm
Hmm
I’m alright.
Nice, glad to hear that
gm
caps lock is a fun button
I went to take a shower, I'm back now
Ooo what is it??
Portland town by schooner fare
Sounds interesting
im in yalls walls
Hmm
hehe
you get a role

@tepid tangle dyno in my friends server is broken the forms say: timed out and dyno is down
please report it in the support channels
Axel hiiii
that's the perks
Oooo
Sleep chat
It's not even 8 for me
Same here
It's 10 30 pm for me just about
So sleepy today
hi
Hiii
Hi
Hey, I have a question
Is it related to dyno?
lmao
So, I have recently wanted to get back into content creation, but I can't think of a name. I was wondering if anyone here had any good ideas.
(Feel free to ping me with a reply)
I ask ChatGpt for names 
Same
SIS hiii
The only perk is a role
I've already tried. They all sound really cringy 😭
So it was actually very helpful
Hi beloved
Plus, none of the ChatGPT names are creative
Dyno doesn't like me today
It just repeats the same names over and over
It gave me some good names.
How come?
I got my server name from it
Like what? 😭
Cosmic Desires
Whatcha up toooo
Waiting for my pizza to get here 
Prefix commands don't work but /commands work
Speaking of servers, I just made my very first working Discord bot for my community server. I just hope people don't overload it 😭
Ooo what kind you having??
DMs
Pepperoni and olive 
Michael already stated his issue in support
Yum!
That sounds really good
I haven't eaten anything
I don't know if its too late now lol
Almost 11
Eaten anything since when?
Since 5, that was when I was on my break at work
Not too late then. Besides, you aren't going to sleep for several more hours so you don't have to worry about that 
😂
Test
Imagine eating
Not me currently eatignn
I always forget
That's so true 😂
bought a 12tb nas drive
Hi
Hii
http://cdn.prpldev.xyz/upload/JH66FO.png
i think i may have bought too big of a vps for just running a modmail bot and cdn
Dang
Dang
Oh, ok 👍
Mhm
oh u want too see mine 😛
😛
damn





