#general
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Loads of cool ppl around here atm.
Wake up
Hi Bsian
i'm going back to work
Hello bsian, bye.
Alright
i'm at work 
Take care

How are you?
Agent!
Hi!
I'm good, just listening to music
How have been GENERALLY?
Good 😄
Ofc.
How about you?
Well generally good until a few days ago.
I have friend issues.
Destroying me.
If you need help with Dyno, please ask a question or state a problem.
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
bye bye
Ok well, if its important u can dm @late halo
owo
uwu
Ello aly.
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
What is everyone up to?
gn people
Night!
Ello illusion.
Smh I gotta work
Enjoy work.
Whatever
HAHAHAHAHA.
dyno down ?
Gn.
@daring timber I might just get emotional over ts.
Oh no
thats not good
Damn.
How do i make dyno ignore a role like partner managers for links?
the water was raw shit
hiya! try our #support or #community-support channel for Dyno related issues.
now i am getting 🤮
yuck
😭
is it just water damage or is there flooding too
I finally bought the dlcs for Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
raw 💩 too
ewwww
I also bought Assassin's Creed #3 remastered
Very nice
I like having remastered games
Both
Both were in a bundle and discounted price so win for me
yikes did you lose anything or just damage to the property
I was about say water damage is expensive and hope you've flood/home insurance
Noice
my grandmas xmas letters from 1950 to 2014
Water damage sucks
the company is shit atm they would not help lol
Tornado is much worse it can either damage completely or half damage
aw that sucks. letters mean a lot
and it raw sewage too
from the up stairs person
You can sue the landlord for bad maintenance
Oh well that's different then
and the upstairs owns her condo too
I know condos aren't cheap
sue yourself
There's a new person demanding to host a contest in #feature-requests and #community-support, is this something we report to moderators?
If you pay for HOA that helps with some stuff
HOA is shit too
they do jack shit and is hard to deal with
Looks like it's covered
Okay!
All I got to say is good luck then
and if the sewage was coming up from the floor they would need to jack hammer 4 rooms floor
I heard Allstate and Nationwide are both decent insurance companies/providers
Geico and Progessive not so much
Nationwide is out there being Chad's
been with those people for over 60yrs
Liberty is alright
That's one place I wouldn't use
Progressive is honest at least
Because they do aggressive ads on radio, spotify and tv
They have some of the best ads
they are worth 50 billion lol
That is my third-favorite kind of biberty.

Nationwide is on your side
Hell no they're not.
Kinda cool how it rhymes
Namey because I don't pay them.
They gotta have the money my dude
I'm gonna play my game now
they mightve done that on purpose
just a gut feeling i got
Insurance is a silly prospect though.
"I'll bet you $250k my house will burn down this year, and I'll give you $1000 if it doesn't"

My body is ready
Expected about 10 to 15 thousand aircraft
Over 650 thousand people
That's ten times the amount of people that live here 
hello sammy werner
That's just the name of the role
Yoo, thats what my cat does to me
that's human abuse

lol not funny
Hi

Henlo
How's it going
Doing aight enjoying my Friday
RANDON
That's nice to hear, currently on my break at work
hi random!

DYMI 
Dyno is down fix it
PTSD
Happy Friday
Did you break Dyno again
I believe they are joking
Yeah lol

Otherwise I wouldn't say it here lmao

I was about to say, "good job randon"
Stuck in Spain without the a
Idk
oke
Bro u are in Dyno server why would we have anything to-do with Carl
just use dyno 
Feels weird seeing you around considering how I probably never seen you chat here lmao
I say it in a good way
k

Good afternoon
afternoon
I was about to ping randon and say the same thing
I used to stop by in general a few months back but been busy
Apparently there’s lots of tech systems down today
Do yall have any insight on this?
Yup, big crowdstrike error a while back.
Ahh, I probably wasn't around but hey, glad to see you around anyway 😄
Hi Matthew
Actually Randon is the guy who pushed to prod on a Friday causing everything to BSOD
Damn
Well I hope we don’t descend into anarchy
A fix has already been released
is dyno bot down or someone was able to bypass masked links with this code? https:/@@
Oh that’s good
Heard a metric around 1 billion machines require manual intervention but idk how accurate that count is
We still don’t seen them every day, idk why y’all making it seem like they’re here in general 24/7 and we just can’t see their messages 
1 billion is such a staggering number
Huh
Sounds right, since each machine needs to be fixed manually.
Ngl I thought it was a solar storm or smth
Or the Chinese
Apparently they like poking around into tech systems
Oh damn, that sounds a lot
Ah
One wrong move and we are cooked
Did you hear about the possible Linux vuln with like xz or something that an engineer noticed because their computer took too long to start
Exactly that mate
Yeah the restart bug
Yeah was a crazy situation
Nah, crowdstrike, which is a cybersecurity program for windows, pushed an update which didnt exactly go to plan and cause bluescreen errors on windows machines. Once the fix was release, machines had to be booted in safemode and the update manually installed
People better not get made at dyno for outages anymore 
Yikes
Uh oh
The update payload had a file of all 0's it seems very strange that would happen accidentally
Lmao
Yea, they definitely have some investigating to do
There aren’t ways to test out the updates beforehand?
They did, they just didn’t anticipate whatever did happen
CEO of CrowdStrike @ruby aurora , it’s time for your daily appearance
12-hour timelapse of American Airlines, Delta, and United plane traffic after what was likely the biggest IT outage in history forced a nationwide ground stop of the three airlines.
Yeah I saw that
@sleek needle MB
This was air traffic over the us last night
Oh shit wrong person
I saw multiple planes taking off back to back around 9am because that’s when my local airport started up again
@soft geyser MB
I’m telling you no
Aw
and you still do it
Was crazy, airlines are prob going to sue lol
I just wanted to say hi
Multiple airlines issuing a global ground stop is insane
How did we both pivot to aviation at the same time
Massive hit on airlines
Ppl gonna get fired
How's it going @soft geyser
Hey yall idk if this is the right place to ask but like is there a way to request a ban appeal with dynobot? I just got banned from a server for saying a slur but did not by any means say anything like a slur and I have no way of contacting anyone to fix it 
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
@abstract stag
I wouldn’t want to be after that. 
Hi zap
Hello.
Ah but idk how to contact the staff after I was kicked out ): thanks though
Of course! 
How are you?
Great, yourself?
Little tired but I'm alright, gotta go back to work now
Cya everyone
Good to hear you're alright.
Take care. 👋
Are u pulling changli
oof my apps not working due to globle outage
@sweet bone come back I need you

which apps?
@sweet bone hi randon how are you and why are you a caterpillar
@brittle nymph
I've heard about it but, I thought you were talking about phone apps
Work friend 3d printed a sharky for me 
Will share pics later

It's articulated, fins, head + jaw, tail

REXY
cant use any water or showering until the hole is plugged
it stinks like a sewer in my house atm
🤮
@limpid bane i’m essentially role collecting atp
DMT, Erlc staff, Content and events team
😭😭
locked in with ts fs
u want a sewer ?
I do, actually. My laundry outlet doesn't drain, and I rigged up a pump to send it to the other side of the house and that is not ideal.
sends sewer water to u 😛
No charge for sewer use here. They assume it is proportional to your water bill.
what the hell
sends sewer water to u:P
I'd like to see what a sewer meter looks like.
why am i being sent sewage
idk
mine is part of my township sewer
hi
Hey
Rope u need sewage?
What
Meow
bro 😭
Good evening
right
Wow, @elder fjord is support literally everywhere
he does it all
u want sewage ?
Nope
hi short stuff
Hey slow poke
can anyone help me my appeal got rejected what should i do?
Dyno is simply a service used to moderate users, and as such, Dyno Staff cannot help you with moderation issues from other servers. If you believed you were mistakenly banned or there was another issue, you must attempt to contact the staff of the server where you were banned. You can ask a friend to do this on your behalf or see if the server has any other social media. If the server has a Dyno appeal form set up, the link would have been DMed to you when you were banned.
See above
where
Read this message please.
it DMed me and i appeal but it got rejected idk why
i did everything normally
There's nothing we can do 
like nothing?
We don't handle other servers' appeals.
@iron warren This is your final warning to not advertise
If you continue to advertise you will be moderated


🥱
✅ thebestsammygamer was smacked with a mute spoon
I think instead I will go dislike every video
The AI has spoken
I have seen people advertise their youtube and they don't even have videos uploaded

Lol

sends sewage to rexy

u want sewage?
No I'm good thanks
ew i dont want sewage

any who how is everyone
I'm guud
Being paid as machine operator today, which is almost a 2$ increase
And all I have to do is push buttons and enter data on a tablet
nice
I keep getting spanish facebook ads for some reason
I get Spanish and Norwegian memes on youtube
I don't understand, but they're mostly funny regardless
or i can take the sewage to the landfill
Put it in the sewer
Its in my house 🤮
My upstairs person pipe broke and leaked sewage into my wall
Kinky
🤮🤢🤮🤮
Hi
Hi
How's it going
Dealing with sewage
Drink it
🤮
Dam krom lmao
I would be sick
Yea it'd be sick
Well, yeah
Already am sick
Hello dynocord
Hi Melo
U mean 😡
You're the one trying to give sewage to everyone
U told me to eat it 🤮
Well I said drink
What is eaa

Excuse me whats that
Experimental Air Association, they hold a airshow once a year. Largest in the world.
Fancy
Enjoy
Like there's no other way to explain it but ww2 Poland no joke
They do mock runs over the city
And it used to be many more the planes would darken the skies
Nyarroooo
Nyarrooooo

Thousands of vintage aircraft but it is getting less. I think around 2017 a lot of warbird pilots retired. So nit as many ww2 planes but still thousands.
I thought you knew about it
my bad
hi
They should just hire vikings to fly around in ships
sends kromm a hazmat suit
would u want a hazmat suit?
I don't think I need one haha
Hi
Sends Hunter a hazmat suit
I also dont know what id do with one
A hazmat suit
yea
We dealing with radiation
sewage
Ew
..
sends lambo a hazmat suit
why do i need thwt
to keep
Gm
mornin
@limpid bane @tepid tangle sends u hazmat suits
to use it for those hazmat emergency calls duh... what else
lambo u good homie?
I wonder if I'll get amber alerts here
money up and funny up
rexy u good homie?
thats good
Hi y'all
Hi
Hello
How are you
Hi hunter
Hii
How are you
Good and you?
I'm alright thanks for asking
Glad to hear
How's it going
Got home not too long ago, had to go into work today because I was asked to go in but now I'm eating and chilling for the night
sends jade a hazmat suit
Oo nice, how much time you got left until your done?
Jade
Chris
Ten min
Very nice
Hru homie
Hello! 🙂
We have the Ban Appeal form enabled on our server, but are hoping there is a way to add a reason to the rejction. Is this possible?
for example user is banned for 3 reasons.
appeal form focuses on 1 reason
we'd like to remind the user - no there were 2 other reasons
oh shoot. i thought i was there
They'll be able to help when they can
thanks
You're good
Arma 😎
Love the game
I have arma arma 2 arma 3
ah. I am more stardew valley/animal crossing/harvest moon
Have you tried reforger
you all have a good night! 🙂
Animal crossing is fun
(or day)
Haven't played in a long time
Have that
Noice
We are gonna have to game together
Oh shit
It's raid weekend already
The training starts in 10 minutes, I hope I don't get excited today. 🤗
Training for what
Wth
I will report to you
im gonna hit 800 songs on my spotify playlist who wants to choose the last 1?

I have a shanty Playlist that's like 11 hours long

demn
kittttyyy
ill send you to jesus @hollow tendon i SWEAR to god
Yes she fluffy
womp
anyways
no
how my dynos
Can we get him out
ever heard of the sense of "humor"?
transmit a radio message to the clouds containing dyno's code?
shouldve kept it to yourself smarty
fr
Meow
Rawr
He's scary
lel
Scarier than me
me has questionn i have another dragon meme and i want u to tell me which is more scarier
This one
How is everyone
thought so
Good hbu
So much scarier than me
demn
Who pissed in your Wheaties
hmm

Hi axel
Yeah
Ahhhhhh
i swear......

whats the cool down on this thing
cursed 💀
Oh Lord he dancing
a black guy probably
I'm not racist btw
Hi faint
press x to doubt
Cap
I'm just saying the rave of the person that probably pissed in his things
this how big it is
wym?
Huh
👽
Ahhh

im being racist for saying "black guy"?
You know what I mean
@elder fjord yooo
Dyno yelled at me
Thanks for that mate
Nice
I'm not ready for eaa
I'm home now
Lmao my bad for not responding, I was watching YouTube
no I don't, you have a racist mind. As soon as I say "black guy" you say "cap" to me saying "I'm not racist", I could've said "a white guy" and there would be no difference
jeez.
My feet hurt
racist pig -> illusionwc
If you're not racist why bring it up to begin with
Nice
Why did it matter if they're black?
@cursive wharf I'm alright and you?
so you still think me saying "a black guy" is racist?
hehe
Why didn't you just say a guy?
Exactly, so how am I racist?
@heavy sandal @dull hemlock Let’s all move on.
From walking?
No you saying "I'm not racist" is prolly just untrue otherwise you wouldn't have said that at all
Infinity!!
Please don’t continue this conversation, this is your final warning.
Yes and picking
How is everyone's day?
Hi infinity hows it going
Good and you?
Picking what?
Doing great
My feet
Terrible, my message was just delated by the user know as @elder fjord
Oh okay
if u can guess the song ill add 1song to my playlist
Cant even have free speech around here.
Glad to hear that
Yeah
Faint, enough and move on from the situation. Please and thank you.
I don't even know what kind of music you even listen to so I would never get it right lmao

😂
What's enough
I just hit my head
I wasn't talking to you
imma still try hehe
I was just talking my opinion about you
sus
Eh

I love that emote 😂😂
Can we just move on? Sorry I hurted your fragile ego and feelings. @elder fjord
Should I have went their
I don't really want to conversate with you.
Minecraft scared me yesterday
here the lyrics
"My songs know what you did in the dark"
ofc, your name is sandy
How so?
SHUT UP 😂😂

🤣
I was playing a horror mod pack
Smh I blame toast for calling me that
Yikes, those suck.
demn
I love to scare myself
As of matter fact, where is toast?
It was lined up too good for me to pass the opportunity
My body is ready
In a toaster maybe
In the toaster
Ofc sssssss
Eyyy
I'm heading off though, I don't really wanna get punished by @elder fjord for simply chatting.
Oh no
We finna have burnt toast
Everyone have a great day
I'm covered up with two blankets
You too faint
are u saying i grabbed the wrong toast and ATE it?
Take care
Nah you didn't
Oh NO
That's bread
Nah
Not even toasted smh
Hmph
Yikes
Sir I'll have you know, you can toast it youself

😂😂😂
🤣
Can I be toasted
Smh
Can I be toasted
ighty
Yep, get in with illusion over here
Ok
Cause he wildin
Gtg work, don't fill general with toasts now
comes in the toaster
cant promise 😉
You gon come back and we still gon talk about toast
Which idk when you'll be back lmao
Ahhhh
yall moved tho

Yeet
Can I join
He's really scary

Not me
Don't mind me, just chilling over here
Oh hi
hallo how is u?
me
,e
,e
Doing well
I'm scared of bigger dragons
nc
no i did not, i just dont know you
lmao fair
hi
Nerd
Hi
hru

Hi
How's it going
am good, just woke up, wbu
good
That's good to hear
You busy rn bucket
😂
Yeah same
Alr
Just enjoying some lunch atm
What are you working on?
More carnage from the crowdstrike
Oo what you having??
Food
Smh
Bucket what’s your sleep schedule (if it was existent) like?
Bucket ik lmao
Tf is a sleep schedule
im good getting ready to go to bed in 18 min
9 42 pm here
I sleep when I have to
When do you normally sleep
Around 4am
i feel u... i stay up all night no joke
Same here bucket, if I can even make it to 4 am but depends lmao
I stay up until 12 something
im an all nighter 😎
I stay up until 2 when I do stay up
I've done that before too, stayed up all night and didn't sleep at all during the day and unfortunately I was working on that day too
The latest I stayed up was 3am
yep but imagine u stay upp all night EVERY single day of ur life
Yeah, I do that too sometimes if I'm really tired, I can stay up til midnight
Oh damn, don't you at least sleep though?
I might stay up till 1 but you guys know I probably won't
Goodbye
bye
Good bye
bye

Bye Bucket
very rare and wut i mean by tht is very very VERY rare
Oh damn, sorry to hear that
lol i honestly like it
Fair enough
It's not too difficult for me to do but depends on the time of year how much I sleep.
You must have gotten so used to it
ever since last when school started
I'm used to staying up late but probably not what your doing lmao
Ah okay
Hmm
Mhm good point
Damn dude
I'm kinda lost
My grandmother is dying and while I never really knew her idk how I'm supposed to feel
You didn't see her often?
woke up looking for the broccoli
bro no matter who it is, you should be sad
I feel so bad for you rn
I hope your grandma da best
Lmao
Not terribly often
She lived in Florida for a long time
Aww but i really hope the best for your grandma
Unfortunately I just don't think she will make it
She is refusing help
So
It is what it is
Aw man 
I'll have to go see her
Yeah I hope you get to see her
Good night peeps
Good night
Night
You too
Thank you
Lol

That must be your favorite emote 😂
Lmaoo
I like the interesting pepe emote
What's with the rudeness
Yea I use it a lot
I can tell lmao
Can I ping a mod or how do I go about that?
Negativity really runs his life.
@elder fjord hello dear friend
did I say something?
@heavy sandal be nice.
I am?
No
Krom hii
What did I say
Hello
all I said was "lol to your dying grandma ( @dull hemlock )"
Infinity!
Like "lots of love"
ok bro
clearly I can't be nice anymore
I don't want to talk to you anymore
please move on about your day
Infinity
Please don't
Please
sorry, your just to rude to talk to dude

you can harass somebody else

@dull hemlock soooo guess what, my day was boring af lmao
Ikr was literally slow
What should I name it
I hope next week will be like that but I know it'll be busy af
potato
But honestly I didn't mind, nobody really asked me stupid questions aka customers
Lmao what is it
Lmao
That's true
Idk really lemme check its box
The questions are the worst 
Fr fr
Whatcha up to
Potata
Hi can anyone help me
Sleeping
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@errant token
Sorry for the ping lol
Alright
Bye
Take care!
Krispy 
My brother’s girlfriend got it for my birthday
@midnight sigil idk what this command is and how to describe it, can I send it to you in dms?
Aww that's nice
You can ask for help in #community-support
I don't provide DM support



owo
I just found this..
Lmao
Is that a chinchilla
😂
bro i was getting ice cream and i found someone with a pi shirt and i asked them how much they said 20 bucks but it was an xl and im a small shirt size 😔
I wear xl/xxl even if I'm a medium fit
Big shirt/big hoodie is best
Pi shirt could've have made for a great pajamas shirt at the very least

Snek!
That was my big brain moment of the month
Get regular!
Third braincells left just now
Sssssss
you shouldve told me that in the moment
shouldve just been my guardian angle on my shoulder
Pocket sized snek
fr
Omg you're almost there
Holy shit that's such a good shirt I need it
Lmao
@limpid bane that's my shirt
Why are snakes so hard to fool
why
Lmao
Haven't heard that one before 👌
@strong aspen
Awoooooooo
hi wolfie
howve ya been
@strong aspen hi hru
long time no see
OMG OMG
gday mate whats up
I'm good!









