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Slow af today
They have 12 songs
Work?
Yea
Dang
Not bad
Ah okay
Might pick up in a couple hours but nothing rn
Well obviously no wonder you're on here lmao

What's the name of the album, I like to give it a listen
Unki - Jerk Shit Happens and Jerk Shit Happens 2

When I'm at work and we're closed, I get on here to kill time and wait til we actually go home, this is if I'm closing ofc
Right yea
Oh wasn't referring to you lol but okay
Usually I'll just rush closing to get out faster
Shhh 
Alright, ty
Boredom at work I see lmao
A little
I started a spotify jam with people yesterday. I listen to shanties and all that good shit. Dude started playing country on me and skipped my songs.

Eight hours for what?
Damn 😂
On here lmao
I've been on here since uhh 8 or 9 am
still lots of time to bug jade then. nice
Yes ofc lmao
what time zone am I? Im in cali but idk what to pick on the bot application for server
That's what I'm here for toast 😂😂
bully the nerd jk jk
I need to go to bed early
You a toasty nerd
what time zone am I? Im in cali but idk what to pick on the bot application for server
Uh what are your options
im a paid toasty nerd lol
There we go
theres a bunch to pick when it ask for my timezone but idk which one i am
Well your Cali so I would guess your three hours behind me?
So I guess that is uhh central?
Or pacific
Cali is pacific
You're eastern?
Mhm
He would be three hours behind yea
Ah okay, that's what I thought
I was just making sure
I remember my parents went on vacation to California and I was just wondering then, what time it was for them when they there lol, I stayed home because I had to watch over our dog
but which one do i pick when it ask me for timezone
it says some random words i dont know
america/ something
America
theres multiple different americasd
Hmm
Can you show
Or Seattle
Just pick the city closest to you
Is there an illusion city
Hmm there's gotta be
Hmmm
Can you imagine a city that's actually called illusion
There's a place in Dubai called illusion city

Idk if it's just a store or museum or an actual area
Eh sounds like a museum
There's a museum but also something else
Interesting 😂
Ah, probably
OMG
Pi would love this, I just happened to be on Google and this is what I found
😂😂
Pi town

@calm fractal this is totally you 
😂
I haven't listened to "regular" music in so long
What counts as regular music
Not classical
Or shanties
I haven't listened to hotel California in a couple years and I forgot how good it was
welcome to the hotel California
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place
🎶🎶
I forgot the rest 😂
I love that song a lot
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champaign on ice
She said " we are all prisoners here or our own device"

Ikr
how do i remove a specific role from all the humans at once with dyno
ik there was a command back then
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Jade has been spotted time to keep watch
No no, it was me 
Dw Dymi is watching me
Lol jk
I don't need watching 😂😂

anyone?
You sure about that
I'm positive
more like quarantined like an SCP
@vast meteor Jade would you like to guess what I had for dinner?
jades the next backrooms creature
She's a nice girl
off in the distance, you hear jade giggling, in the dark. you cant quite tell the exact direction, but you sense the laughter is getting closer, and you cant shake the feeling like you are being watched
Hmmm
Chicken?
😂😂😂
its all jokes
Aww tyy
when spooky season starts, the thaw begins
its slow right now. like breaking obsidian in minecraft with your fist
That's closer to the end of spooky season
👀👀
About the time we really start thinking about black Friday
aaaaaaiiiiiii dont want a lot forrrr christmas, theeeres just one thing i neeeed
Very tasty
Do I sense jealousy
Let me guess a new car
nah lol i like my current vehicle
i went from police car (grand marquis. same parts as a crown vic) to a k-9 unit (trailblazer)
complete with back cage
Toast did you hear about the price increase for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate and PC Game Pass
yeah. its to be expected
20$/month and 12$/month
idk if thats a big increase or not
havent done console stuff for a while
well, minus emulator for n64, NES, SNES, and original xbox
I think ultimate is going up by like three bucks
oh
Yea not too bad I'd say
hi
what the hell is an SCP
Best to just Google the spc foundation
Fictional agency tasked to capturing and researching anomalies.
Hi peeps
LMAO

Lmao
It's nine o clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
Wtf
😂
You got a lot going on it seems like
i say oooooo im blinded by the light
No I can't sleep, until I feel your touch 🎶🎶🎶
lmao jade finally got it
I said oooo I'm drowning in the night
Oh when I'm like this, your the one I trust 🎶🎶
I know this song already lmao
Ah
you be boppin

Yasss

Ayee lol
Me
Everyone pile up on jade for hugs
ive had "every planet we reach is dead - gorillaz" stuck in my head
Hi jamie
ill pass. six feet!
I'm just calling back to let you know
I could never say it on the phone
Will never let you go this time
🎶
My fav part of the song
Yea
That's not good
Today I learned celery stick is nature's squeegee.
Oi, been awhile
ROPE
Hola
Heyy
I'm doin well
Heyy
Hi rope could i use some rope
Hii, how it banana
For sure, help yourself
Me too
I want some rope
Of course
Gets rope to snare lambo
Unless you’re going to throw them on the floor
I'ma use some rope just to play with it
can you hear the drums Fernando
What
They're was something in the air that night
How is the weather
Ohh okay
And had another tornado today 🥺
Really nice rn
Nice
Not nice
It's nice that you haven't died to 37 tornadoes
Ive never seen a tornado
Hi krom
Is jade a cat woman or dog woman?
Dog woman
Cat dog
I love doggies
No lmao

Fuck more tornados tonight 🤬
Nice
I think those are just called werewolves.
if you close your front door right at the moment the tornado touches it, you will negate all damage, stagger it, and leave it vulnerable to a counter
That’s a wolf though
You’re a wolf
I see lol
No I’m Rope
A short one
ROPE
I've heard of a rope bunny, but not a rope wolf 
Says who
Rope
Me
Rope
Rope
Jade
Hii rope
?ban @vast meteor spam
rope, is your best subject string theory?
How are you rope
Is anyone's
Rope cat or dog person?


I’m afraid anything physics related isn’t for me
Rope is a nerd
U are now snared
Dogggg
noo
Yes
NICE
@gusty cave Ropeeee
Jade


what ever happened to the dog user?
😂
Someone mute lambo 
WHAT
his name was like, doge or doggo
MB tells me to go away when I ping you
ping me?
had a doogal pfp iirc
I meant to say him
@urban quail
MB tells me to go away when I ping him lmao
but do you
@urban quail
Wdym
@soft geyser
do you go away lol
Chris that's my job lmao
@clear arrow
That's me vibing 😂😂

😂
?
Almost time to go to dollar tree for the first time
He was probably pinging you for fun lmao, like me
Nicee
0_0
Yes, you got the cat roll
lol
How's it going
ok ig wbu
Aye, can you help me sir my house is burning down.
Can you grab a can of gasoline and spread it all around?
I'm in a music mood lmao
Lol I can tell
Dollar tree is shit and this is coming from an American, you Europeans are gonna think it’s far worse than shit
Dollar tree isn't worth it
Dollar tree is alright
Deepening on what you're getting yea it's fine but idk I feel most of the things are just too low quality
theres very few things that are decent - top brands in small sized containers/packages
Doesn't Europe have aldis or such
aldis is not even close to dollar tree
Nope
Why do you say that
I mean you're right
But that's beside the point
Sounds like either Tigre Géant or Dollarama to me
Both are, general markets with the cheapest food items or things you can buy
According to my memory that is
Haven't been in any of those in years
Aldis is gonna have better foods at prolly cheaper prices tbh
And then if you need other shit there's IKEA haha
I don't see dollar tree surviving over there
Maybe in the uk
Aldi's is pretty good, I've been there
no
I feel like nothing can surprise me at this point
Just wait
But my fiancée likes it so we're going
What happened
Almost pooped myself
Dollar General is my favorite dollar store chain
Hi u
Hello Mr Chris
Hru sir 🫡
Good just chilling and watching Netflix
Mood
fr
Why you eating so long
I mean waiting
Dam I can't read what I'm typing apparently
😂
He ordered the extra loooong burger this time.
Lmfao
Wait, those are just hoagies, aren't they?
How was work?
Dark said something about dollar tree being shit lmao
I think
Yea
dark doesnt like pickles :(
I bet
Pickles are gross af
I love pickles
Whattt
pickles are amazing
How can you not like pickles??
Hi
I don't like pickles
most of the products will be shit quality and since they barely make any profit the workers are likely paid minimum wage or close to it
Nerd
So if you go in expecting high quality items that's on you
No u
Hi
Ikr

Hi
They taste like if I stubbed my tongue

good pickles on a burger 
Bad
Pickles are amazing on burgers
Pickles are 
great scene but pickles are amazing
😂😂
everyone want oto vc?
No
bad kromm
@calm fractal I see you lurking
Im in a car
Pi did you get my message earlier
kromm u should said no in the car atm
hhiiie
Hiii
AXE
L
gm
How are you
that is real sad kromm
I mean can you blame him lmao
I can understand from his point of view
Doing alright just watching a movie
About pi town or whatever?
In the us?
Yep, what did you think
Looked interesting
pi town 
@calm fractal So is the cowboy hat in ur pfp ur king crown?

Yes
Kind of a sad crown but fair enough
I said what I said
Yes
I was not successful in trying to connect to anything else :(
Are you often successful
Yea
- steals your banana *
Raven banana roasting
But at least it's good enough to use discord, wasn't the last time I was here
mute lambo or ban 😛
oh
You wont believe me hear this insane news
The
Lmao fr
how do I fix moderators not being able to use warn
You gotta be prepared!
Become one with the Rizz
what permission do I have to enable/disable
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Hi
You’re just jealous
You ain’t got no crown
Damn
Raven is this a daily thing with you two, y'all just roast each other
😂
Why don't you send a gif he might not like lmao
I can't find one :(

Sends jade comfort food
Come on Raven! You're a banana, you gotta think like a banana
He likes pie
Can I have your permission
Praise be for yesterday's gas leak
We finished early today 
Hmm let me work on making one of those
Ooo
Please let me know if you make any progress
Meow
I had some frosted sugar cookie flavored cashew butter. What a world this is.
Lmao
sends cops to rexy and jade and hunter
Utterly confused as to what that could look like ngl
Uh oh
That is wild
Everyone is quiet today
arrests hunter
Dyno won't let us be loud
Read me my rights
We'll get hit with "stop yelling" lmao
I got subway
We got a project going on
are you sure its dyno 
Also ssssss
@grizzled condor
Ofc
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.
Ok
i invoke the fifth
Replace their brain cells with banana cells?
I understand these rights
He needs to come up with something to get back at Pi
Ooh k
And yes
Oh ok
That too
Wasn't answering you
u are arrested to talking LOUD
Good luck with that
Aw
He's figuring it out 
Cooking bananas for sure
@vast meteor guess what
10 mins in the county jail
Ok
@lucid tree uh oh pi is betting you won't get back at him
And what happens
Well
For now
Good enough
So doesn’t seem like he’s been very successful
We'll see after I complete this button


Well, we'll see
oh
i'ma click you
Hey Jade
Pen hii
Hii
I was gonna say a joke but Dyno ate it 
Dw I saw it
I got burritos for tomorrow
Yumm
Yummy
I plead guilty I did it
I posted Amongus Sussy in the serious channel
Ikr
I have 7 more minutes
Yeahh
Until what?
I'm out of jail
Wh-
Csj put me in jail
hunter is released on good behavoir
Ohh
Yay
I had enough rewards points for free food so I redeemed and paid for the other ha ha
Dang
You get points for every 1$ spent
Wow not bad
Almost every fast food restaurant has that program
I see
Except Bojangles,Checkers,Krystal are the ones I know so far
One restaurant I go to got a buy 7 times over 14$+, get 14$ off coupon
And they send you good reduction coupon often
sweet
Wow y'all got good deals lmao
Nerd
No they're a Dino
Not to be confused with Dyno ofc
jade, i rediscovered a video of you
and i lost it again
🦖
Oh no, what s it
@urban quail update ooo
you tryna hop on or what
i get to skip all of it
oh damn
Rex you're a Dyno nerd
the vc only one?
oh lmao
whats fsrp
it’s Florida State | Strict
What game
queue is 25 
ERLC
Ah
i’ll get all finished with everything and definitely be in the game before you each 10
😭😭😭
Oof
kk
How's it goingg
Lmao fair enough
Oman, im feelin Hungary for some Chile and Türkíye
I'm also Hungary rn
Hola
Nerd
No u
This was it? I thought it was going to be something else
Lol
sigh
Ya just a short joke
Ohh I like it
?
Oh okay
???

Yeah idk lmao
Me neither anymore
Also hiii how's it going
just woke up
Ah okay
is that a cat?
Yes
give them treats and pats 😛
I gave her pets my parents are sleeping so can't give her treats
Where's the treats at?
Out in the living room sorry I was doing something for my server
Ah okay
And no worries
Trying get automod and stuff to work lol
I was browsing on Facebook lol
Ah okay
Skibidi
Fr
Nah
Non
today's mission: tell a gamer "Battlefield Hardline, Call of Duty Ghosts, and Resident evil 6 were not bad games, you just dont like change"
?afk
all three of these games were amazing but everyone just shat on them
Today is Thursday, I just singing Bruno Mars - Marry You, it is just kind of beautiful song🩷
Hiiii
gello
What's up
idk tbh
Hii
ok ig
Astronomical discord w
what does it do if you click on something else?
The first 2 two prevent scamming the last 2 will let you
i see
this and the "join servers for you" bot system notification were a W discord move
It’s nice to see discord take action against scams
it took ages for them to do it, but they are finally doing it soo
Yeah for a company this big it should’ve been done a while ago
I changed my email because I decided using my work email was a bad idea for several reasons. Namely recovery.
yeah, it's a pretty bad idea
better to use an email only dedicated to discord or one that doesn't have too sensitive stuff
Imagine how confused your IT would’ve been if he saw that
I'm pretty sure your standard IT people know what discord is.
This should be a thing banks do for the elderly to prevent Indian tech support scams
People who scam the elderly are such scum
Preying on vulnerable members of society
lmao, no bank is going to do that, some banks dont even have 2fa or other security measures, plus, some use 4 digit pins stead of passwords
My mom fell for one like 2 years ago, now I'm in charge of her account
true
Recent film The Beekeeper was a fun movie with Jason Statham taking revenge out on a corporation that did that kind of stuff.
I'm the one who protects my entire family's sensitive stuff, they are very dumb when it comes to technology and security in general
No no no I mean for when withdrawing an odd amount, out of their normal behavior
Even dollars only 
oh
Gm.
Good morning doni
Like, when you see a lady, like 75 years old, making a purchase of 500 bucks in steam gift cards
Ello kalepsi.
yep, thats weird lol
Gramma gotta get them robux
Also hi everyone
I’m pretty scared my grandma will fall for those scams
my entire family does
But my grandpa is pretty good about knowing scams
I've always to keep an eye on them
Hello jade 
hi
I go over stuff with my mom all the time, for scam callers, emails, ECT.
Heyyy
good
Hi jade
Hi toasty
I also have complete control over our internet so I can look throught the logs to see what my family is doing and maybe save them :)
Oooo ello toast and jade.
I got in trouble at a retirement home a few years ago for helping a resident not get scammed... But I would do it again in a heartbeat honestly
oh ouch
Oh wow, that's cool
Yeah was almost fired
yeah, and some of them dont even know (they technically do) :)
Hi
it is and isn't cool at the same time when you are the only tech savvy member of your family
hello chris
That would be kinda weird imo. My mom is addicted to Facebook shorts and candy crush, so that would be a ton of short videos to skim through
How?
Hi kitty
Hello.
oh lol, I do that to keep an eye on them, bc they always manage to click on/download shady stuff or let a scammer make their minds
Once I was trying to download a game off internet and got the virus.
How is empty and kitty
I only have control over their devices DNS requests for now, but I'll at some point improve it
good, hbu
Oh nice.
I am good here
Kitty i sent u a dm
I mean the scammers are smarter. It isn't an African prince trying to offload riches anymore. (Can't say the area of Africa cause automod do automod false positives)
Oh damn lmao
I hate scammers and robocallers, my country loves to do that, thanks to the mobile data ISP selling our phone numbers to 3rd parties
@vast meteor
@vast meteor
@vast meteor
@vast meteor
They be making it sound convincing now, while keeping the scam obvious. Like extended car warranty. That's as real as being double jointed.
@urban quail hi
@cursive wharf hi
ouch
Ping 
anyways, I'ma go back into finishing the Donut scene, bye
Good
@vast meteor Another one!
Byee
Nice!
Lmao
@tall mist dont leave 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Last time I checked Facebook, two accounts were trying to chat with me, which had the name and profile pics of a friend who passed away nearly a decade ago
Thank us later.
Jeez.
Dam
@gritty lagoon iirc u graduated ?
thats why I dont use it or instagram, I only use whatsapp cuz family
Yes!
Congratulations
Thanks.
What you graduate from
Sends u a 🍰🥛
Secondary school grade 6
@urban quail how was your wednesday
Thanks!
Yw kitty
Is that middle school?
U going to college?
No.
Was trying to Google it, but Google be saying like, 6th grade through 12th grade
Well, huzzahs are in order!
Huh?
I have a school like that in my county
Cool
Yeah I'm aware lmao
Office alpha class
I feel like IRL jade would be a menace
A menace?
Like, she be attacking buckets shins
😂😂
While going "bucket bucket bucket bucket"
2 Years starting from september.
Toast irl I'm actually a nice person fr
Sends toasty 
Yeah I'm partially joking
Though I don't hang around a lot of people, so I like to keep to myself irl
Toasty
Yes Chris?
How are u in irl?
Well yeah but in public, I keep to myself
Uh, no comment
Huh
Like cool or such but u said no comment its ok
We will keep as positive as we can
ooo
man
its late go to bed
bacon salt on buttered popcorn goes hard
ima hide your toothbrush
ill go to bed without brushing my teeth 
opposite side of where rex usually keeps it
I see
left side of the sink? get pranked! its on the right side now
I keep my toothbrush and paste on the right side of my sink
And my mouthwash I have it on my left side, idk just the where I want it
i keep mine in an old school crayon box. the ones we used to make bookmarks by pouring glue on the lid
hehehe
cause sooo many bugs right now
its been raining baby spiders for the past week in my room
It is Thursday damn
time for bed!
who you saying that to, rex
chat
Rex about to tuck in general in bed
I can't sleep, I'm angry rn
aw
may your brain play blinding lights, and wash away the anger
Well idk
i could stream, not sure if it will help much tho
speaking of, @remote plover we gaming?
oh
soon, sure
ima be trying the daily op with an experimental build that i totally didnt throw together while baked
go to bed dangit
Cya rex
@vestal hamlet Bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket

hi
hip
Bucket
Bucket
Bucket
Bucket
@vestal hamlet bucket bucket bucket bucket
Bucket
Ok coding is not working this morning.
@vestal hamlet bucket wya
Jade, why.
She's going insane in VC.
bucket
Bucket
No
Bruh
Why you up
Better question: Why are you up?
Because I'm vibing ofc and well I just can't sleep
And hiii
Hru
I am fine, just benchmarking my gaming desktop
Ah ok
How is the result?
ok









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