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What phone?
Hmm
Samsung
hm
Samsung is best
Ah, Samsung often has extra UI stuff that's not standard
These are my frequent apps
My tablet is also Samsung
noice
Samsung does make nice tablets
Excellent reason
So what you are saying is the time from Chrome should really be added to the Discord time
ahaha
Not really
13hrs, 21 mins
Ah heck I got jumpscared by a lightning bug
😂
I average around 6 hours of daily screen time
Dang
I don't check my screen time at all but now I see
At least I hope it was a lightning bug 
That doesn't include my Xbox because it would be higher

Technically my screen time is almost the whole day since I work remotely as a software engineer if you count my work laptop
Fix discord lol jk

Hi
Mine's at around 12 hour if you include work stuff
Hi Chris
hiya
hi
work on phone?
no, just general screen time
ah k
I have a work laptop
Omg y'all
This was last week, of my screen time
Imagine my tv screen time though
Last week
god what were you doing
😂
She was on Youtube probably
She averages over 1 message per minute on Discord for 12 hours a day the entire last month.
That's about right
Less than I expected
I do go on YouTube ngl
Is that for this month?
tbf that's just her new account
Yeah
and in only 2 months
If you seen my screen time from 2 years ago would be way different
All time
Mhm
43k* counting from channels u cant view
O
Oh what's the other account?
she has like 3-4 now
You're gonna need to be more specific 
353617801161736193
The original Jade account
That one has 24k results
@flint vale
So, around 65k messages combined
Ello
That's when i actually started discord
you lost the old account right?
the one i pinged
That's the account I had 2fa on and I was staff on that one
This is how many messages I have in a single person's DMs. 
ohhh
I'm sorry, WHAT?
I was staff on that one, that was when bucket gave staff role
That's a lot
Yeahh
I've only ever gotten 100k+ messages in 2 servers
Lmao dam
And that's how many are total in that DM
Yeah
god damn
Damn
But I'd estimate I have around 20k in a specific DM
We've DMed more than some servers have total messages 
Eco spends too much on Discord
How long have you been dming them though?
I feel like its a lot more reasonable if its spread out over several years
2019
Yeah thats fair then
eco oldd
puhlease
:)
Axel is old lol
how
🪱 🤺
I joined Discord in 2017 back when the mobile app took 10 minutes to load
Just joking
lul
Lmaoo
Ikr
The mobile app was so scuffed back then lol
There was literally a single person working on iOS and Android
It was. It came a long way
😂 i just realized uhhh
Also back then they didn't match each other
They probably have like 10 or 20 people working on mobile now
Android had audit logs a full 18 months before iOS did
nvm ill dm u
Good night guys
Goodnight
Nightt
Mr. Phantom is AFK: AFK - a minute ago
gn phantom
I still don't have ruffles >:(
I like dipping ruffles in ranch cause they are good to me, well I used to eat them like that but I don't anymore, and have you ever dipped them in sour cream and onion dip? Or whatever it is, cause that's good with it tbh, probably better than ranch ngl
I don't think I've ever tried dipping any chip in anything before
I have dipped pretzels in ranch though which is good
Am I missing out?
You are
What's onion dip?
the cheese ones are great in marinara
Sour cream with minced onions
i've never tried that actually
but you're not the first person to say that
so now i'm curious
i still don't know what i'm doing in terms of food tomorrow
i usually host a party on the 4th but its not looking like that's happening this year
soda you know simply lemonade?
yeah
Gah 🤢
my personal favorite lemonade is newman's own
take one of those and dump a packet of koolaid in it. no sugar, just one koolaid packet
i c
personal favorite one is cherry
kluski noodles, ground hamburger, cabbage, and a hint of garlic. All mixed together
or watermelon
I love watermelon but I find I don't prefer watermelon flavoured things
watermelon koolaid tastes like watermelon jollyranchers to me
chobani used to have watermelon yogurt
and i'm still salty that they discontinued it
its been like 6 years
i miss what ovaltine tasted like 25 years ago
whatever they changed, was for the worse
i feel like that's the way it is with products reformulating though
generally speaking at least
i can't think of any instances when it's been better
hi
they have great fresh....ly frozen product
when i worked at starbucks it was actually funny how many customers thought our food was fresh
so amongst ourselves we'd joke about it being freshly made...in a glorified microwave
the opening duties of microwaving everything? thats always fun
Hello
we don't even do that
it's just pulled out of a freezer and left to thaw
To be fair. Subway's own slogan was "eat fresh"
set up steam table and cold table while bacon, sausage, eggs, ect. gets microwaved
then goes into a refrigerator

oh
but tbf starbucks isn't about the food
and i feel bad for people who go there just for the food
the food sucks
taco johns here has turned into everything either being microwaved or flash fried
Oh I thought we were talking about Subway, not Starbucks
What's up people
Jade, what's your favorite drink at Starbucks?
<jades voice> "pumpkin spice latte"
lol
Woah very cool Jade!
i still have 2 bottles of the pumpkin spice sauce in my basement
Well I don't drink Starbucks but when I did go with my mom, I always liked the kind she had, it was a decaf iced coffee so that was my favorite
tempted to make something with it but idk what
I think I've been to starbucks a grand total of 1 time
i feel like coffee from my keurig wouldn't taste good with it
Lmao
Pumpkin spice is not my thing nor have I ever tried it
its still cursed that papa johns garlic butter pack fits perfectly in those
I tried some festive autumn drink and it wasn't great
I don't think so. I think I intentionally chose something other than that
the other one is apple brown sugar or something
It had actual grains of sugar in it that you could crunch
which smells like a bath and body works soap
ive never been to starbucks before. i only know about pumpkin spice latte due to white girl memes and meatcanyon
oh
And was orange ish brown
i actually don't know what you're talking about
That makes two of us
but if i had to guess, it's one of the variants of the apple brown sugar drinks
the pumpkin ones don't have anything crunchy
That sounds about right
ngl apple slices sound good right now
I'm still mad that McDonalds removed the Iced Hazelnut Coffee
Ikr
my dog likes sliced apples so i sometimes leave a few for myself
i've never gotten coffee from mcdonalds actually
Damn, why did that happen?
i only go there for the mcnugget meals
also sorry jade i had to pick on you
😭
i've been tempted to try it]
but i also almost never go there anymore
its so expensive
So I get the next best thing - mocha frappe
my 10 piece mcnugget meals are like $10 without any deals
only thing i liked from mcdonalds were their hashbrowns and apple pies
It's ironic that McDonalds has gotten pricy given their whole thing was being the cheapest option
i hate that you can't stack multiple offers either
Do they still make Apple Pies?
i have like 20k reward points but can't combine it with anything
I didn't even realize there were offers
idk. i had them as a kid. like 25+ years ago
yeah if you have an account you can get deals
like 20% off anything over $5
that's the only reason i still go there
Hmm
Data tracking in exchange of 20% discount
To be fair, everything is over $5 there so not bad
is california to blame for that? i hear theres a war between mcdonalds and employee wages
That's pretty much everywhere. Not just McDonalds. Not just California
since minimum wage is like 20 bucks
This si what I have rn for instance
Woah where is the minimum wage $20?
Yeah starbucks jacked up thje prices in california to account for that
About what?
I left right after that was implemented
Great way to delete a bunch of jobs from the market
idk what the huge deal is honestly
the $20 thing is just for fast food jobs
afaik
although the minimum wage in nyc isn't too far behind
What are they at now? $15?
$1 in 2005 is $1.65 now. take into consideration that minimum wage in that time frame (south dakota at least) has gone from $5.15/h up to $11.20/h
the crazy thing to me is that the federal minimum wage has not increased at all in several decades
you can't live on $7.50 in most parts of the country
And compare that to housing
i'm sorry, $7.25
thats cause we live as states instead of a nation
united we stand, yet we are separated into states 
ima not get political though
Wouldn't it be funny if someone is still paying for the Dyno Patreon?
i'm pretty sure states like kansas run on the federal wage
obviously the col is much lower
but even then that's pretty much unlivable
a lot of people still are
i was paying for that up until like 2021
Damn
i'm pretty sure it's still available
i got rid of it after music was no longer a thing, and, well, power tripping staff, but yeah
but i wouldn't recommend it
Surprising that they still support that ngl, but it's cool history nevertheless
you have to activate servers manually through the staff team
generally a pain compared to the braintree subscriptions
Tree
soda can you activate all my servers please and thank you <3
gotchu
yeah i think thats part of what did carti in
lezgo
Give me like Dyno platinum premium on all servers lol
That sounds fancy
back in the day we got to activate it on as many of our own servers as we wanted
that's not a thing anymore
Sadge
i remember we had to tell carti the server id and he manually would do it
Cool staff perk
with a few huffs and puffs sometimes
that was fun ngl
but it was also a pain for both you guys and us
I'm sure
Staff benefits is they pay double for being such great members ❤️
So generous 
Nicee
Take my money
I like tea
Lmao
Me too
Love your avatar btw
With no sugar
Thanks
cream is superior to sugar in tea
Yeah I don't do sugar either
I add tea to sugar
Nice
thats how you make real southern sweet tea
25 hours of discord today
That's a lot of hours
Fr real?
Shame
well, i guess it's not south south. but still south enough for that to be a thing
as long as you arent microwaving it
Rainbow colored dyno add on??? Bettttt take the moneyy
then we good
There's always a more north north
people who microwave tea are freaks
That's unhinged
but if it works, it works
it hurts my sould to see my nieces microwave ramen
Jade pls
i know someone who did it out of a keurig machine
does*
HOLY
but i guess that's not quite as bad
I got 18 hours last week, one day
?
This is without working
Lemme check mine as well
Dark mode is better for me
sends toasty to gas station
First setting I change on a new phone
cause i dont go into those menus often lol
sends eco to the mall
I always make all apps I use dark mode
It affects the whole phone Toast 
What are we shopping for?
why the gas station lol
Is it odd that light mode hurts my eyes but dark mode won't?
both my cars have full tanks, chris
No, that's not odd. It's part of why dark mode exists as an alternative.
clothes 😛
oil
Alright, thought I was the only one lmao
Nope 
sends jade to the food court
idk how to turn on dark mode on my phone
I might have to leave chat then 
Because one time I set light mode for a sec for discord and it actually started hurting my eyes so I switched back so I was like hmm okay
no your staying put

Oh ok
From your settings?
i mean my battery still lasts like 2 days or so
Ooo, what's there 👀
food
Nice
ice cream
I have mine on auto
Specify
So it's light mode during the day, dark mode at night
chinese
Nice
Cool
hi sodas
hello
I actually went like 4 days without my phone one time jus to see how long my phone can last
I still had battery by the end of the 4th day lol
Watching my phone melt
How's it going
Uhh as in what?
😮
Take a one minute typing test, three minute typing test, or five minute typing test. Learn your WPM for free. Test your typing speed now!
so my phone doesnt have a dark mode
would have to just select a dark theme from razer theme store
Ah
razer phone 2
I have dark mode on my phone
I'm hearing a boom sound and idk if I want to sleep hmmm
vine boom?
Me too
Idk
At midnight?
What's your average wpm
chris i said i would have to choose a dark theme from razer theme store
i cant remember
Oh okay
Alright, glad to hear that
I knew someone who played nitro type with me that could type 200 wpm and I was like damnn
even my phone background is still default
@cursive wharf
You can't change wallpaper?
That sucks
no i can
That's wild
Oh okay
My peak is 160
i just dont use my phone much
I'm not actually sure why my typing speed is so fast
On what? Cause this was nitro type
i use it mostly as an alarm clock, for recipes, and to fall asleep to youtube with the screen off
My theory was because of the amount of years I've played piano
O
But I havent' taken typing classes or anything
I'm old enough that that was a thing in schools
You played piano?? Nice
Better?
Gotcha
?
@cursive wharf
That message
Mhm
Funny how I've played nitro type and that's actually how I found out about discord
I remember speed typing exercises, I hated those haha
Because I was in middle school when we had to do that
Same, it was middle school
Damn a time traveller

I started discord in 2017
But I did nitro type during middle school
So I found out about discord a year later
Snake
That means you're younger than me
2015 here
Monkeytype is probably the best practice tool available right now
How old are you?
I don't use it super often but I'd personally recommend it
Mid twenties
I've heard of that I think but I never seen how that worked
Hmm 24?
your youngin
HI
i am a old fart here
I'm 22, that's why I asked @remote plover
I do be
jade is a kid lol
Wait, middle school, discord started a year after, how are you 22 lol
I look younger 😔
Because my freshman year was 2017 and I graduated 4 years later
I was 19 then
What's the age for middle schoolers??
Hm?
I thought it was 13 and below
Discord came out like a month before I turned 13
And I turn 22 on Friday
I joined Discord roughly a month after I turned 13
Because I was like 15 when I was middle school
one thing i hate from discord is the drama lol
Oh wait
US middle school?
I was 16 when I first started discord which would be the year of 2017
Mornin
Okay that erased my confusion lol
Sorry lmao
wait jade are you 2001 or 2002
So that's why I was 19 when I graduated
for me i started ms when i was 12
There is only 6 years of middle school here, high school starts just before you turn 13
then skipped 2 grades
Well there's one thing I didn't tell y'all but idk if this has to do with it
I had to repeat a grade
i skipped 8th and 9th
2001
RIP
me here 1990 😦
That means me and chipped are the only 2002 people on the staff team
when ussr was still around
Oh wow, i guess I'm the only 2001?
I'm a year 2000 kid 
Nice
@remote plover u know the last number of the yr is how old we are
HAPPY 4TH Y'ALL
Makes it ez lol
just making sure you at him or her?
⛈️ here
Him, if it makes it easier haha
nice
Who?
Ohh
I can see why you were confused lol
cool sir
My bad snek
Yeah no problemo it's just me that forgot school years are weird and different sometimes haha
I looked like a tiny Asian doll when I was like 10 😂😂
I had this comment sometimes but in a good way
is that another snek?
I was a short skeleton in school lol
Lol amazing how we changed from that
I used to have bangs
But now my hair is parted
Nah still the same snek
oh
Ye
breathing
Hmmmm
The second option I would say 🤔
ok
Yee
there we go
L
MB shut
midnight snack
😂
dont forget night water
@soft geyser
hi
MB MB MB
How are you
Maybe
Good
Glad to see you around
Even tho you don't like me
😂😂
Exactly
SEE
ngl y'all say MB for mcbroken, and i autocorrect it to MB aka My Bad
I knew it
lmao
Oh yeah?
Can i ask a question here?
If it's about Dyno you can ask in support
Ok ty
Oh no you finna do something
Of course! 
y'all need a fight with blindfolds and rubber chickens
this is stupid
typical
keep explosives out of the hands of irresponsible people
that l;ooks staged
those boxes lit up as if they had a flammable substance poured onto them beforehand
I can see your point
Normal Kai behaviour
Hi
Good Morning
Hi y'all
Huh?
Ohh nvm
Hii
Wait haven't you been around here?
Good Day
reminder to say GOD BLESS AMERICA to the GREATEST patriots you know TODAY
How are you all doing?
wasnt old roblox with devs that supported groomers?
i know they supported one and did anything they could to protect them at all costs
new roblox isnt that bad too
i think i played roblox for roughly 2 hours and never touched it again
current roblox has a lot of fun games
just got home so we good 
hi snek
Dang
Ayee nice
jade chose a peepo instead of the snekkie
Indeed

I would say to prevent spam
to avoid typing messages too quick
Ye
You be slithering
write longer sentences, problem fixed :s
Snek why
thanks
not my fault, I said longer sentences, not more sentences xd
?
yeah, it's to avoid spam?
im board
plastic or wood board?
you said ''im board'' lmao
board instead of bored isnt nearly as bad as people who type "loose"
Gotcha
plz don't remind me haha
Nice
geo dash!
ill bring it up again

💀
sad jellyfish

i want nitro too :c
Hello guys
hi
whats nitro?
When delta new update will release
I think you can eat it maybe
car nitro
??
Michigan thinks maize is a color
send help
Omg it's dino
if i rub it on my router, will i have faster internet?
isn't maize another name or another type of corn?
Lmao why
Hell o??
Hm?
michigan maize IS a color. its #FFCB05
Even if that were the case, why would corn be a color 
Corn comes in 129582 different colors
@flint vale you have nitro but no animated pfp
Corn has an amazeing color
its the color of the yellow M for their college emblem
ECO
JADE
cool
HRU @wild escarp
so you are 8?
My 2fa app decided to corrupt and delete all accounts. How fun. Fortunately I write down backup codes for everything. I'm unimpressed though 
Oh damn
nty
lol
Your emote exploded all over the place
mbroken emoji
Wowza
what has this chat become
chaos
Autumn 🍂
celery salt
winter every day of the year
winter
fall.
XD
Toast
lol
Ooo nice
autumn
Tkmr
Summer is my fav
i love to toast my burger buns with butter and celery salt
You got half the letters right 
Shut it 😂
dont do it
Ugh I can't stand winter
📢 JADE CANT SPELL
alex admitted to being 8 years old
kinda did yeah
yeah in some country it gets very cold in winter so they like summer more
discord not discording
Ah okay
gets cold in canada
i'd still pick winter all the time, every time.
weather here is weird. average 90-130 summers and -20 winters
yeah it's getting a bit much
Stop please and thank you
Wasn't a command btw
hmm
emoji spam is allowed in commdands
It's not emojis
Is it not?
Ik
He was doing words
😭 🙏
Oh well idk
wtv
Anyway
anyways we walk
Anyways we vibing
Very cool thanks for sharing
Mhm
what is clipboard why i never heard about it?
Ahh yes just another normal day, nothing happening today apart from the election
Clipboard on my phone is for when I copy things and it will already save it for me
its americas birthday though. gotta blow up the sky
Hiii
We don't celebrate that in the UK obviously
Hi
How are you
Gm.
Hii
Ooo ofc it is you.
You know it!
Mhm!
How's it goingg
Happy 4th 🎉
???
off topic who created dyno?
Doing alright just listening to music
Having me a peppermint
Cool.
iirc noob bought dyno, but yeah
I bought two bags of peppermints
Noob made it 😭
Cause dam those sell really fast from where I work
he made it?
why edge?
why are we all white this is confusing
brave better?
Hi
yeah i dont remember where i heard that. it was in this server, but from back in the days before lyss was staff
yo alex you need to be more careful with your internet privacy security
Plot twist, both browsers run off of Google Chromium
omg i just thought of something. when you ask someone so find or look up something you say, "google it" for google user. BUT what about edge?? you say edge it?!?!?
Oop
imagine all browsers being just 2005 internet explorer
I don't say that
Idk why we would
Then he sold it to SoloMid (Why someone wants to buy a Discord bot I will never know)
who dis
what about edge?
Who says edge lmaooo
Eggos and five hundred other names
Those are good, eggos
yeah i dont really follow dyno stuff much lol
wait what, its not called edge? or im dumb
I like the bot
i come here for the people, and memes
you've been here the longest out of literally everyone here
Hello 🤗
If we're counting my old account I've been around since like 2019 or 2020
Sexy toast
💀
😂
Edge as in what?
there truely be some amazing people in this server
Idk what your talking about really
The browser?
I never used that
edge the browser
oh
You aren't missing much
It's my main browser
Can I get permission to go to events 😅🥺🥺..
I would like to have a word with whoever chose this role color
almost done drinking my tea
The only nice thing I can say about Microsoft Edge is that it is fairly secure and it isn't Safari.
?
Nice
Can I get permission to access event
That would be chipped :)
I believe
I think it is normal secure but not microsoft secure.
React to blame chipped
What event?
I'm finna throw my phone
who is the creator of dyno bot? or like founder
But then again I'm not
who uses onion (tor)
@wooden tree this is eggos telling you your role color choices are subpar
It's my only access here
Aw jade.
Nooblance
lmao
Lol ikr
Do it soon jade.
DONI
.
Literally answered your question above 
Yes Chris it do be me.
How is DOni?
Kinda good, loads to do today.
@crude zephyr
oh sorry im blind
Eco
Jade
Eco
That's me!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Who's watching the football game on Saturday
wouldnt dyno be created by all the people who have worked on it? (edited cause i realized code monkey is an insult?)
Is this me tho?
Wanna VC???????
Who's playing
England vs Switzerland
I was literally about to sign off to sleep 
Ah
Yikes
I should've asked earlier
Lmao my bad
Dilemma
I would normally but maybe not tonight. Sorry :(
How about tomorrow night?
If you don't have anything going on ofc
We'll see cuz fireworks and guests over and stuff
Jade, I might create an exception today for you.
Yeah I understand
Solid maybe
Alright
BREAKING NEWS: A massive fire has broke out at the original Buc-ees building Monday morning. https://bit.ly/3XLCR8T
Ohh what is the occasion
ha
enjoy
original bucees is gone
i saw a channel pop up when i clicked that vc
i am waiting for a call with a movie production company
Independence day in the United States
so i did a double take
Yikes
AKA I said I wont VC during my trip, but might today.
Not for long
Well depends on if I'm working or not, I gotta figure out if I am or not cause last time I looked on my schedule, I'm working but I'ma double check
muskets vs drone strikes. who would win
POV: Britain declaring war on Nato
LMK.
welp i have a small nose bleed 😦
Obviously the muskets smh
the sounds of drones will be the new PTSD triggers
Do you mean this Friday?
Yes
womp womp bro
CHIPPED
😡
@wooden tree
i just realized what is the difference between "idle" and "online" status ??
Ahem
no way
I demand this injustice be rectified
Finally you are here when I am.
doni and jade hey
HEYY HRU
We are coming for you
@wooden tree
The man who chose the white role color 
Ahem mind explaining why you chose white
