#general
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Doubt it
toast is a main staple for the average diet
Someone is gonna eat you is that bot scary
wait you mean when people say they're gonna eat pi they don't actually mean they're gonna eat me?
only if the toast is heavily burnt, then thats scary for someone to enjoy
They aren't gonna eat pi they will eat pie
oh ok got it
True
Thank god
but if it's a little burnt, thats just added flavor
Exactly
i like searing my steaks so theyre crispy on the outside
Steaks yum
Oo steaks
enhances the flavor imo
like whenver I make grilled cheese, its gonna be a little black and crispy
Yummy
hi infinity
How do you like your steak cooked?
And rightfully so.
probably medium well
I dont eat steak often at all tbh
Shut it 😂
Well I suppose that's better than well done.
Me either
Texan without steak?
Dark hiii
This is a Walmart Texas right here
I eat chicken fried steak more often
That’s like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
get him out of here
Oo that sounds really good
We have barbeque, tex mex, and southern food in general
Isn't it barbeque?
Yeah.
Yum
You can't take that back, that's going down on your permanent record.
😱
Yikes
Okay going to fix something to eat, I'm hungry
Same
Yo wsg
I'm gonna eat @clear arrow
How's it going?
Then I might bake a @calm fractal
@green isle It is so hot outside :(
Im gonna bake @calm fractal after I eat @clear arrow
Its hot across the us
Hi
Did you fix it?
heya
hallo
Texas being hotter than Las Vegas or the grand senora desert
Yep currently eating my noodles
🫱 🤝
Hiii
Lucky I can't get food until tomorrow
Hii
Why
Moneyless
XD
Awww
Gojo hot
So cute

Lambo what's up
🤔
😂
interesting
Hiii
@calm fractal I baked something
Poor Pi
Mato.
Mater
Lmao
I did a math joke pi when I baked pie
Okay
Later
maybe
Lol
dont think an apple has the little leaf sprout things at the top
Wanna see a magic trick?
Nope
What's the magic trick
When I said maybe in #palace Dyno said maybe
Interesting
Abracadabra 🪄
Lmao

Nice job
it can
@urban quail there's your apples btw.
👏
thank you fro the apples
@lucid thistleCool magic trick tbh.
I love apples
Anytime, I'll send you your invoice via electronic mail later today.
How long will that take
I'm hungry and moneyless
I will NOT be paying
job
Toast hiii
hi again jade
I would except I don't get paid until tomorrow
Hi toast
i think i got paid today
Lucky
Nice
Oh womp womp
Well that's good at least
Go to #palace
Can you stop
Raven was so nice
i should make banana pudding tomorrow for saturday
Raven is so nice always
you don't need to keep telling me where to go Michael, I do read messages
I want to make banana bread, but when I made it a year ago it burned
My toast was real good this evening.
Lucky
Banana bread is good
i would post the meme but it has profanity
Someone made that and brought it to work for us to have
It was really good
Oh damn
Gn.
Sleep well
hi guys
Hi
LOL
How's it going
im a great chef🧑🍳
im not that bad just my throat hurts a lot rn
just took an antibiotic
what
Ah ok, I hope you feel better
lol ty
wdym
sometimes i feel like im the best helping people with dyno problems but im REALLY not
i think im pro😭
Yep np
why i appear like forbidden when i try to login with discord?
are you on the dashboard or the docs?
is dyno down
Please head to a support channel and state your issue there
Hi again
.
How does that happen 😭
Hello my friends, who can help me register in discord re:v
If you mean like verify your account w/ email or phone number, you have to do that yourself
did you go all the way there, only to find out?
that always sucks
I didn't know
I looked on my schedule to see and I'm down for Saturday but not today
Apparently we're supposed to get a truck by now but nothing yet
I sure did
ouch
Because I was always put down for Thursday's
before i had enough success to quit my job, i had a static schedule
Seems like only this week I since there hasn't been a truck
hi chris
No more server cap of bots
is that a good thing? it sounds like another safety concern
if people can flood a server with bots to spam
For the tick like @tacit ledge
U had to have over 75 servers the bot joined for the tick
oh that kind of cap
i thought you meant an unlimited amount of bots can join any server
Yup
i dont fully know what bots can do. ive only made a music/mod bot
as jade says, chillin
Nice i am about to shower
excited to go shooting this weekend
going to be bringing my 2 blackpowders out along with my .45 and little .22 rifle
Ah okay
Yassss
I say both
I switch
I'll say chilling or vibing, one of those two
Dam it's so hot out, I have sweat running down my face ugh
chibin or villin
Exactly
As predicted its storming here.
Yeah you sent it to me 
forecast said t-storms here, but am yet to see or hear a single raindrop
Is it raining??
Ofc the weather forecast be like that
we usually get rain maybe 3 to 5 times per year
And thunder
I have the weather app on my phone and sometimes I'll get notifications on when it's gon rain but half the time it's not even raining
Oof
Dang
you ever randomly have like 30 discord notifications go off all at once?
my phones been doing that for about 3 months
I have a stuck notification
goes away when I open the app and reappears 15 min later
thats kinda weird
f
Same
No I never had that happen
It also happens to me when I lock the PC. When I do, I get notifications to my phone from more than 15 minutes ago.
I turned those off lol
I don't have notifications on for this app, I keep it disabled, I'll only get notifications if I'm right on here
Only have dms active
gotta make a bot to ping someone (i vote bucket) every time someone says something stupid
Well if I'm showing offline or idle
Lmao
I wonder what bucket would think if that ever happened
Dang
that would just go off nonstop
Yikes
removing so it doesnt give the trolls ideas
I'm sure #community-support can help you 
Not do it for you but help you
done shower
Back again
a nuclear croissant bomb
Hmm idk about that
Oh wow, I just got a text from one of my managers that there's a truck tomorrow
It be like that
bro this server is dead fr
support server
It's a Dyno support server
💀💀
💀
Jade, you should try going for a management job
Why?
Better pay and benefits depending on business of course
Yeah that's true but I'm not sure lol
I’d barely trust Jade managing my dog
Right now I just want to stick with what position I have
What? Damn
I’m joking
Lol ofc
It's all good
gah now i smell fresh school bus smell
Oh
Yup
Yeah
I'm comfortable with the position I have mainly because it's easy enough to manage for me, being in an management position might be too much for me right now but I might be one day, so we'll see
I was going to work in Walmart but that was a little too far since I'm not driving
And target but I never kept up to date when I applied lmao
Yeah
This was before I moved to my house though, so this was like the first month when I got here to Florida
Feels so long ago now lol, we're already in July but now I'm good with what I got finally, I don't have to search for another place to get a job at
It can be difficult at times though
It was hard to find another backup job ngl, because almost every place I went to, they weren't hiring or they only give limited hours, I needed a full time job but I could've been happy with a part time job
But see I stayed somewhere else before I moved to my house I'm in now, so I figured since I'm going to be closer to my job now, I didn't bother looking for a job, I'll just look for the places in the area I'm working now
How's it goingg
Hey, Does anyone know if Dyno offer discounts for Non-Profit organisations
Ahhh no probs. Thank you. Worth a shot as we do get a few discounts on other marketing stuff
Ah okay
@fair nest hi
Hii
Cozy u
The same just chilling
Hii
How are you?
I'm good just chilling
Fire chattt 🔥🔥
n64 graphics lookin cat
Ikr
What's up
Nice
trying to stay cool
Random question y'all but
97 degrees out. my AC is struggling
How does uh security keys for discord work? Cause I didn't know if you need the auth app for it or without it
at least you have one :(
It felt like that earlier to me
Oh I see

Hi
Hiya 
How are you
Omg so many pings lmao
I haven't been on this account in so long, surprised I still had this
Hi bucket
Lmao
gg on the promo @vast meteor
Hi Dan
Hi Sparkle
What's up
Bruh
What did you do again Jade
Also thanks, currently not on that account cause I wanted to see if I could login into this one
hi jade

I had this account still and I was surprised when I could get back on here
I just had to create the Gmail account for this one so that I could reset my password
My old password, long gone forgot 😂

How's it goingg
I got my baby to Giggle for the first time 
I had like 1k+ pings and 20 Dms as usual when I came on here
Totally forgot I had my Dms on but I had my friend requests off
okay
Lambo smh
que
wrong one
Ikr
😂

Thanksss
Nerd
What’s that

M&M
Isn't that the police game you were playing
Or whatever it is called 😂
How you been???
Eh, she's more a witch than a wizard but I guess the point remains the same.
Oo nice one
Also hiiii again
Good morning!
How's your morning so far??
Hi


Hiii

They’re nice
I like subway
You're so nice Rope
Being rude is my job
Rude neighborhood penguin 
So who's job is being nice?
Rope's
Ah okay
I like their meatball subs if you ever tried it
Oooo
I tried it before, its good imo
I'm going to go burn some sticks
I mainly like salami, pepperoni, cheese, lettuce and cucumbers with it, that's my fav sub
for beaning you? ill do it again 
that's close to what I get
No you took away my fav color 😭
Seems kind of silly, why would you settle for sticks when I'm sure there's plenty of houses around?
Ikr, it's so good, or I'll have turkey
Well deer is silly
Turkey and everything else i just said
No u
I usually get chips as a side but eh, not really
Ah okay
Take a guess, you probably already know
"Vibing"?
Yassss
💅
I like chilling more but hey good enough
I want to do my nails again
But I'm not sure when I want to, probably when I let my nails grow out
How big are the sticks
I will do it right back
Banana size
Oh so kinda small
Ooo imagine a Deer City 
What kind of restaurants would they have there
only BBQ
Deer steakhouse, deer, deer and more deers
And this too
why would he wanna eat himself?
Are you telling me the deer in this hypothetical city are all cannibalistic? 
Oo and bananas
Can't go a place without it ya know
We could include a pool
A pool full of BBQ sauce 
A pool for everyone, Ravens, Ropes, and Pi
Indeed
It will be 6 ft deep
someone likes BBQ sauce
Me
Jade puts it in her breakfast cereal.
tangy
Huh?
Yeah, if it's 70% sauce and 30% cereal you can't really claim to be eating cereal.
Well alright then
ketchup and lucky charms go hard
I never did that when I ate cereal
try it frfr
Eh I doubt I will lol

Oh my, that emote lmao
Hey @vast meteor
Speaking of cereal I don't think I made a tier list for my favorites
Oh damn, I thought you did ngl
And hiii
Maybe I did have to check
I had some subway for dinner
About 4-8 bananas
I like bananas
Oh wow nice, what kind of sub did you get??
Me too
No I will
Smh
😂
Italian herbs and cheese bread with cheese blend, extra garlic aoli, ham, extra lettuce, and turkey
Ooo alright now
More than what I get tbh but hey definitely sounds good
Well idk if that's more than what I get
I used to only get ham or turkey with mayo instead of garlic aoli
I also saw Ravi Wavi up there
Fire house subs are better
I would hope you get the italian bread
Cyparagon
Lmao alright
Hi
You back now I see
How are you
Good just chilling
That's good
Maybe I should do a video game tier list
Yes
I got subway 
Nice
italian bread*

Skyrim is 10x better that's why it got a remaster
I'm not saying it's not I'm just saying fallout is godly
facts
i unfortunately am no longer able to play fallout
Did you watch the show?
Oh no why
yeah that and my best friend is what got me into the game
Starfield isn't on that list but would be
was playing on a roommate's xbox and i moved out
So do you have a pc or Playstation or anything equivalent
I will buy it for u rn I stg

i have an xbox, thank you for the offer but no thanks 
awh okie :(
this was the peak of my photoshop skills
@vast meteor
Uh oh
@vast meteor
Jade is a nerd 
Agent is a nerd to
@midnight sigil
Dark is a super nerd
this is true
Nerds
i have a very good GPA right now in an engineering track (pls dont curse me)
@uncut widget
i know its going to fall during the hard classes lol
Wrong person
Oh no
Sorry deer lmao
Go to MIT and see how that works
tf is going on
Between there Stanford, Texas A&M and UCLA are some of the best
bro snuck in TAMU
You did
bro what are you talking about
You said snuck in
TAMU is not on par with stanford MIT and UCLA
no, i mean you included TAMU when it shouldnt be
California Institute of Technology
nobody calls it CIT
I heard it called cal tech before
😂😂
That would be scary as hell though
Since some agents might have military training
Hello
Oh hi there
Fishy hiii
How's your day
How's your day
Good and you??
Bored 😔
It was decent
I need a pleading potato emoji

Hahaha
Meetings of school affairs

I would suggest playing games or watch movies/shows
Damn
I can't 😭

Damn
fr ive never heard a single person call it that
thats like calling georgia tech git
GIT
or uhhhh
UGA lol
dude
Dark are you a fan of football?
yeah decently
le flagship
Favorite team
nfl or cfl?
I'm actually curious
College
Jaylen hurts is a former alabama player
Joe Burrow is ok from what I read
LSU guy
Yeah
It doesn't scale down well, but I still like it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424394851170385923/1256074765853266052/pleading_potato.png?ex=667f7248&is=667e20c8&hm=79b7be7fb887a2504e322b4cef143a6fc9ba040aaf416fe8eb0d4b1607f1f71f&
🥺
Eco
Mr. Phantom
Sounds like you've been busy today
I did get my hair cut today
Ah nice. Feeling fresh I hope?
Yes
Good haircuts always give me a confidence boost.
It was free since I bought the clippers
Sweet
I might move to Colorado so hopefully I still have Internet in Colorado
Hey eco
I'm pretty sure there's internet in Colorado. You're in luck
Because local barbershop charges like 30$ for both hair and facial hair
That's a pretty standard price
For a barbershop thats about right
Hopefully they don't do those constant cell updates like they do in Kansas otherwise I'll just buy a landline
Another local barber shop only charges 10$
$30 every few months for a good hair cut is a great deal
Try every month
What do you mean by cell updates?
Where they take down the cell towers from working so they can update everything
I tend to go pretty long between cuts 
Bad habit
Oh wow. I've never experienced that before thankfully.
The cell tower maintenance stuff are getting out of hand in kansas
Those older people be tipping 10$
Lucky
I feel called out 
I'm pretty sure that's what I tipped last time
I noticed you can tip sandwich artist on subway app now
No other app I order on has that option
When I'm asked for tips I ask the person serving me if they actually receive the tip or if it just goes to the company. If they don't receive it themselves I don't bother.
Makes sense
Tipping culture has gotten out of hand though. It was supposed to be an extra to show thanks for good service. Now it's an expectation for absolutely everything.
I was asked to tip at the bowling alley for someone simply handing me my bowling shoes. Like c'mon
A franchise hair cut places like great clips or sports clips charge like 40$
Thank you for helping me with Dyno.
Would you like to leave a 15% or 20% tip?
Wow
Tipping culture devolved into "We don't charge enough to pay our employees properly so please pay them in addition to your price so they can make a living wage"
imagine 
I go to a very small barber that does a great job and is a great conversationalist. I have no problem paying $40 to them for a great job.
I'm talking about the one's owned by companies
THIS
And now it's the customers fault the employees aren't paid enough.
Small barber shops are good though
Door dash is especially guilty of this
That bowling guy definitely did too much, he got you shoes in your size
I think I pay at most $30 for a cut from Fantastic Sams and they're better than great clips or sports clips
Uber eat is even worse
I had to return the shoes because they fell apart on me while I put them on 
Eco feet were either too big or old shoes
How does a shoe fall apart
Wear and tear?
I got two shoe services for the price of one 
Sounds like a great offer
Definitely old shoes. The soles were falling off
They said “while I put them on” how does wear and tear occur that immediately
Thank you for contacting Rope landscape and roofing services, how can I help?
Lol
Hey y'all
I don’t offer any of that mate wdym
Used shoes?🤢
It was a joke
You might be late to the convo, but he was talking about bowling shoes
Jade should be tipped for great customer service
Yeah I know
Really?
We only take 20$ tips here
Lmao
Dang exact change only
Damn
Dave dollars that is
Lol
What's the conversation of 1 Dave dollar to USD?
No idea
100,000 USD
That sounds like a question to ask Dave himself
Cause he uses 1 Dave dollar to bananas
How do you know?
bananas are valuable tho
@late halo we humbly seek your wisdom
@elder fjord stop chatting and play golf
In that case, I'm rich
I’m heading out anyways
Y'all playing and I'm here
We could ask Pi or Raven tomorrow
oh alr cya
Aww
hard on mobile anyways lol
Am going to sleep
lol
Goodnight
Hi eco
Heyo
How are you
Maybe I should send the army after jade before I go offline
What why
Idk just for fun
Glad to hear!
Ah
Woah
They are very in sync
Fr
Jade getting scared lol
Cyaa
Oh my
lol
Hey monkey
Hii
erm
What
why r u being childish
Hi Snek
Cuz it's no a fun joke probably
Because it's not appropriate

Deerr
I'm just trying to burn sticks

Ssssss
I thought you already did that
Ssssss
bro its not the middle of winter
I have alot of sticks
Ssssss
bro tryna stay warm in 80 degree weather 😭
bonk sticks or just sticks
Lol
I go camping for 12 days at a time for labor day and memorial day
Damn
I have to travel 4 hours to get it.
I'm good just chilling
thats nice
me with cheerwine
Yeahh
Oh dang
had to google cheerwine
my dad mentioned bucees today
was talking about how it had quote 200 gas pumps unquote
DUDE
THEY'RE OPENING ONE ON I-81 LIKE AN HOUR AWAY FROM VT
IM SO HYPED
I hope it burns down
cybertruck @vast meteor ?
#general message this jade
Nah, they just hate truckers. Also if your traveling in a car don't try to take a nap there...they will kick you off the property
we gotta get Pi to ship us some bucees merch
That's crazy
oh, not a great look for them
Yup. I was traveling to texas one year maybe 5 or so years back I stopped at a buccees in my ford fiesta to take a nap. They banged on my window and told me I need to leave the property
Was just trying to catch an hour nap
on a 19 hour drive
I have zero respect for their establishment and will never give my business to them.
Such a huge gas station and then don’t allow truckers to take a nap 
I pulled in there with just my truck no trailer one day (again years ago) and was told I had to leave the property or the authorities would be contacted. I just wanted food and to use the bathroom
They don't allow anyone to take a nap...I was in my car
I was parked in my ford fiesta in the corner of the lot
Ikr
Dang
isnt it literally a truck stop
Nope. They do not allow trucks whatsover.
And they do not allow you to stay on property in a car to nap.
I expierenced both ends.
They allow busses only. like I said I pulled in there without a trailer Just my truck one time years ago and was told i needed to vacate or the authorities would be contacted
They are not trucker friendly and if you need to nap in your car on a long trip they will kick you off.
Sure they are known for their extremely large stops and excuslive stuff. but they aren't friendly at all.
That sucks
I have a deep hatred for buccess
When you try to be safe on the road they don't care.
Dang
Hiya
Hiii
oh wow
hiii
it's an oversized gas station.
I don't understand the purpose tbh
It's a cool little thign but it's aaccessive and overhyped
Hows it going
Good just laying in bed
Word
Nicee
Yass
ok
How you been??
Nice
Hiii
Kia Ora!
How was your bday???
It was really good thank you!
Another year round the sun eh?
Nah heaps of fun, appreciate all the love :)
Awww that's nice!
Yep lol
How have you been?
I've been alright 😅
Osnap a two sighting
Oops I wasn't very sneaky 
The cult of Dave
Indeed
hi

hihi
What's up
hey'
Whatcha up to
jokes on you mine has 300+ almost everyday (help)
I never let it get above 1 ping
I have no unread pings 
moderating a roblox server 
:man_face:

rip
Isn't that always fun lmao
Hi empty and snek
I'm the owner of one, with a bunch of people waiting my games to be released pinging me non stop 😭
is this Jade-jade? 
Ofc ofc
🧐
oh hey jade :D
oh hahaha
At first I was avoiding cuz I didn't know if it was the Jade I know lmao
Lmao
same lol
Who else would say lmao constantly
I was like "hmm this account looks pretty familiar"
Jade, how many accounts do you have 
yeah right
holy...I only have 2
Unfortunately

😭
only 8?
ERLC server
😂😂
moderating a private server
😭 ✊
Look now, never hurts to have backup ya know
real
it's pretty popular private server, there's always max players in game + a queue of at least 10 at all times
ong
develop for a pretty large game on roblox and istg the discord server gets so annoying at points
cool, mine is a server for my game studio
I was trying to figure how I can get into this one and boom, here I am
and it is dead








