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nah
Ok
oh hey its rex
wsg toast
Rex is a nerd
one moment, have to google wtf wsg is
bruh
Bruh
whats good
Don't think makes it hard
Zin hiii
Hoi 
percy just batted at a clump of her own hair, then zoomed down the hall lol
@vast meteor
twice now
OH yeah I see now lmao
Generic Customer Service Employee
generic
OH nice
CSR is ok
not nice™️
the people love being asses to fast food employees for no reason
ill take that over the annoying nissan driver on my block who thinks he has to rev his little engine a bunch every day, several times per day.
i worked at a starbucks on and off for 6 years
people are fuckin insane over coffee
its wild
bruh
U a hero
yeah that happens with entitled white women
and yeah fast food workers are always taken advantage of. also underpaid, overworked, and highly unappreciated
Oh dang
Very highly unappreciated
i love how mobile is so broke i
- can't edit messages
- it shoves the message i just sent back into the text box
ive had a gun pulled on me over cheese back when i was a teen slinging pizzas
i am not surprised
It is cheese afterall
unfortunately the bot will not let me express how i view those people properly
Snekkk
honestly working in food industry is the cause for my foul attitude towards humans
we'll sometimes get customers yelling at new employees on their first day and its just thinking "you ass. go bury yourself in concrete and do the world a favor."
Hruu
also half the people that come through our drive thru should absolutely not have a drivers license
Good, work is fini
nah man you gotta somehow get them on your side of the counter. you can do anything you want to them at that point. if you say you felt threatened, they can expire without repercussions
When someone is complaining at something or me, all I have to say is "talk to my quartermaster" and its done
should i pull them through the driverthru window or?
no, they have to come through willingly
damnit
i really want an ass to try to reach in and grab me so I can slam the door on their arm
kinda curious btw. you have the older headsets that had no noise cancelling, so diesels destroy your eardrums?
starbucks pays surprisingly well but its still never enough for the amount of responsibilities i had
oh my client didnt refresh
ignore me
Diesels lol
....oh no we have newer headsets they just... suck ass and cancel nothing. I get my eardrums caved in every 30 seconds
yeah junk cars (rattlers) and diesels are the worst for drive thru
they have newer ones that have ai noise cancellation
and those who blast their music
Mainly cause people don't understand how you speak in a drive thru
You speak with your outside voice volume. It's not that damn hard.
but i feel like it'd be pretty ineffective if you're right next to the window
even the old ones are still crazy expensive
to replace ours it was like $800/each iirc
I've been trying to make my mother understand that to no avail xd
Beatrice
also those who do the "buying for the person behind me" stuff. they dont realize it usually causes more inconvenience for people who already are having to work as fast as they humanly can
sorry what.
Taco Bell could never. Ours break in like a month
ngl tacos sounds amazing right now

i might make some tonight ty null
Soda hiii
What the hell
Why is that so spendy
places ive worked, that would break within a week lmao
Yooo what's up
with the exception of one that just...stopped working
having to work as both order taker and cashier is very annoying now with garbage like GrubHub and Doordash.
Mainly cause I have to make the drinks and handle those bags half the time too.
The delivery drivers are half the time unbelievably smooth brained like we have a special receipt that says the drinks, sauce, and food in their own area.
They still don't read it.
at one point we had 9 of them but now only have 5
you dont want to look at the price for simple restaurant stuff. one single front P.O.S system usually will be at minimum, 10 grand
we went through ipads faster than those
yeah we use ipads for literally everything
inventory management, music, store resources, etc.
the hell?
but somehow they'd still break after a few months
in the past we used ipods for the inventory stuff and they had these dope scanners
we use a windows desktop and a surface tablet
i guessing decision logic? or maybe foodlogiq
but we got rid of them when ipods were discontinued
idk
the pos is a thin client running simphony
but im surprised they don't just use ipads for that too at this point
ours run Android
it's like really shitty too cause it'll break for the most bullshit of reasons
so a place i used to work at hasnt kicked me out in years, so i still have access to manager stuff lol.
does it look like this?
😈
oh TB in MN doesn't use that
I had access to a lot of corporate documents I probably shouldn't have had access to
Not that I'd save them or anything
But file permissions were virtually non-existent
That's kinda bad lol
what
I mean you needed to use the corporate login to get into the sharepoint server in the first place
but there's nothing in place beyond that
wait what happens if Starbucks gets given a $50/$100
we had to break out of the safe if someone paid with a 50 or a 100
ok but i mean do y'all need to put them in the safe
our 20s, 50s, and 100s go into separate drawers
after we used a counterfeit pen and checked for the "for motion picture use" thing at the top
so i just pull 20s from that when i need to break a 100
oh
Gm.
I would dread having to do cashier work
My brain is too small for that
our 20s (and 10s should too) go into their own lockbox but anything bigger goes into the safe that reads and verifies bill legitimacy
Omg tell me it lol
Jade!
btw if you use decision logic, theres a fun little bug where if someone is doing inventory or order, someone else can open a new one and it will erase everything the person was doing
it basically makes sure the bill isn't illegitimate currency and then spits out a receipt with the $ value of the drop, and the breakdown of every bill
Hii
we don't do that
but we have a counterfeit pen
which i haven't actually needed to use more than a handful of times
Unfortunately I do that at my job and it's sometimes annoying lmao
Oh rip
all our tips were put i a coffee tin and the owner would hoard it all for a "christmas party"
Ikr
which is illegal af
that's illegal
How is we?
I take so much time to process basic information sometimes, I'd die of pressure as a cashier
we technically aren't allowed to take tips but $16/h ain't shit in MN so, we take tips
we also had the old punch clock system so hours were manually calculated. she counted the hours as if there were 100 minutes per hour
Good hbu
oh and any overtime was a second check, at base pay
uhm? was she from 1800s France?
Quite good. 2nd last day of holiday!
i would have removed your bosses kneecaps.
no just small town in the middle of nowhere
Soda!
place has a bad reputation to this day
what in the illegal
the corporate policy is that it needs to be in an envelope with ur name on it if it's for you
why tf
oh?
(for personal tips that the person doesn't want to be divided up among everyone else)
for bad work conditions, and drug issues since she hires mostly junkies and felons who just got out of jail and are looking for any work they can find
so like i got a $100 tip on christmas once
but she had to like
stick it in my apron
idk i kinda get why thats a thing
if someone counted hours as a hundred minutes and didn't do proper OT pay I would've removed their kneecaps
...? excuse me?
Apron probably had a pocket
i used to go around to some of the restaurants here in town and ask how many employees are working, and give each one a 50-100 tip as a way of thanks
why are you letting customers touch you
Nicee
if its touching your clothes that are on you it is touching the you
BEFORE, not of.
ion know this was like 5 years ago and i didnt really care at the time
fair
Gotcha
have you gotten one of those fake bills as a tip yet? the ones with religious propaganda?
i get them every Christmas
i haven't actually
Never heard of that before wtf
although ive worked at some locations where people stamp stuff onto the bills themselves
usually political or religious messages
I always reply with "No I'm already religious go screw yourself"
i had that before. tracked down the pastor of the church, and it never happened again
then they try giving it to the stereotypical gay dude
ive seen a lot of the wheres george ones
thats always a fun bit of entertainment
did you remove his kneecaps or something?
the area i live in doesn't really have that issue tbh
just rich boomers who are entitled af
my location is five minutes from a church in a middle/upper class area
we had a thing where kids were paying in only ones that they wrote a b and a r on the back, with "one" in the middle
they keep trying this shit
we used to have these really nice leather chairs in the cafe before we renovated
ngl i wouldn't have noticed
so fun fact, someone tried to pay with this bullshit.
Another person did manage to pay with that bullshit
I now check every single bill I get by texture and appearance.
Do you have to kinda take note of how much "broken" currency you've had?
So they get replaced or something?
care to dm me what these "things" are? wanna see if im wrong
no
if its valid tender we'll take it (i think the treasury requirement is more than 50% of the bill or something)
a starbucks in your area lol
although i typically throw those in the tip deposit bag
we were always a lot busier aroung the 10th of each month due to welfare pay. this town is mostly retired elderly. whole town would go broke if they got rid of the VA and state vets home
my other location was busy pretty much year-round
but 100x more so on football weekends
however there were people who would come by every day. for years. not missing a single day. and would order the same exact thing.
but its a college town so that comes with that
that whole region of virginia would be ✨ gone ✨ if they got rid of the university though
like we had this one lady who, i kid you not, went over three years without missing a single day. ordering 6 tacos, a pound of hashbrowns, and 3 large iced teas. sometimes twice a day
lol
yeah we get the same people every day with the same drink
to the point we have it ready before they come in
same time, every day, all year
lol we did that too
Lol damn
right before i left, we replaced our coffee brewer with this fancy new model
that automates a ton of stuff
but i discovered a fun easter egg
Cool
it plays music if you press the screen in a certain way
there was one guy who had medical issues that made him actually allergic to gluten, before the whole gluten is bad trend. i would go to the local store to pick up gluten free burrito shells so he could eat our food. corporate overlords never found out i dont think.
before covid when we had the condiment stand in the cafe we'd do that too
I had that back when the Tim served post midnight
Hot choco and wrap, 5 days a week
Cashier would just ask "the usual?" Or something
but for extra non-dairy milk or certain artificial sweeteners
people ask for sweet n low all the time but we aren't supposed to have that
Very clever
so eventually my manager and i decided to just buy a box of it
nobody cared so 🤷
oh yeah speaking of non-dairy milk
Jade, ya want VC around my 1PM?
idk why we still use oatly for the oatmilk
idk if theres a science to it, but that gives people serious skin issues
Sure
genuinely surprised it has never been recalled
I'm free
chobani oatmilk is where its at
Yaayyyyyyyyyy! Let's do 1:15 then.
i always went above and beyond for the usuals and nice customers. the rude ones were usually forced to order fast and get to kicking rocks so better customers could be served
Alright, what time is it for you rn?
I'm lactose intolerant, so far every single kind of oatmilk I've had me toilet bound
7:33 AM.
Ah ok
percy is complaining about the front door being closed, so brb, cat is the boss
Dang
So I will do school and then wait a bit and then VC.
Good enough
Yeah I've been searching for too long I just gave up cereal completely 
I understand lol
Or I eat it dry when I'm desperate enough
Gotcha
I agree
percys adorable for a fatso
That would be a good name for a snake if you ever happen to get one lmao
Aww lol
when she does that trot thing cats do outside, her belly wobbles left and right

Yeah my python was called Nagini
I have a cat called Rafiki now
Morning
DYMIIII

also im eman to her. when she does her cleaning, you know, with one foot straight up in the air, i walk over and go "oh hey high five" and smack her foot
mean*
Aww cutee, can I see what your cat looks like 
How are youuu
I do the same lmao
@vast meteor theres a few in here. i dont have any new ones
Oh okay
you comment on them too lmao
nah you good
Ight
its a jade thing XD
Hi
jade, were you around for that one dude who played a social experiment in here?
always typed like some old egnlish person or something, and claimed to have mental issues
when it was just some college kids seeing how people would react or something
i think last year or maybe 2 years ago
Yeah I probably don't know tbh
oh he went by alfred
I remember that and so def does Krömm.
was this guy lol
ya
weird
I wasn't around last year
honestly the most memorable thing in dyno so far imo
Absolutely.
That's a handful of mental disorders listed
He was doing a social experiment for school work for some mental health related line of work.
had me fooled
Me too.
Oh damn
lol i remember asking him if he is batmans butler
so jade missed the thing i did where i said "i like toast" once a day, every day, for 6 months and 21 days straight
hola lightning mcqueen
Doing alright, missed seeing you around
I was sleeping lmao
Oh lmao
Who you calling that?
Ohh okay
hi guys
hi again
ki
hi chris
chris said something that wasnt "bruh" lol
bruh toasty

bruh
why am i reading lambos messages in the voice of xqc
has any of you guys experienced dyno not counting your ms?
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Dyno blockchain 
Lmao
yeah sadly, i think most people dislike anything crypto related here...
Amen
wait until they realize my pfp is a NFT XD
Hru toasty

Oh I remember this guy
what does this sticker come back to as for yall
is it nude or is it two guys dabbing up doing a handshake
that was a sketchy link
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Ello.
Hi
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I'd hope they were still asleep considering their timezone
25m would be just about... 6AM for them
discord is down?
Ayo
stop lying
1:15 "was ok" but whatever.
are they aware of your timezone?
Mhm, I have told I am on EET.
look at dis
Unless they forgot.
discord is down
if you can use Discord, I wouldn't say its down.
I would not trust Down Detector over what you are currently doing and Discord's own status page
DD can indeed lie.
Well, it can be botted
morning
it is wednesday my dudes
Hi
Hi
Hi
I didn't realize it be super early for me
Is that like noon for me
It is in 2 hours pretty much exactly.
Idk if I'ma be on, I'ma go back to sleep
Ok.......
I thought we were like 4-6 hours apart
Oh right
I don't know what my schedule will look like next week, I know I'll be working though
Wellllllll.
?
I have more time than now.
I see
i got banned
Maybe if you happen to be free while am on the road that will be the best.
Tbh I'm not going to VC while I'm walking on the road
What
ohh
My bad
I said "While I am on the road".
y'all weird
Okay?
I am simply saying that if you happen to be free at some point while I am on the road during my holiday, that can work for me.
We can be spontaneous too, dw.
Sure.
sleep well jade
Hey Jade. Just woke up
Sigh I'm awake again
What's up?
😂
How's it going
eh, still awake
Ah I see
😂
Hi
ugh
?
discord is down in malaysia
Okay
hi
Heyy
drink water
🤓
True
No
hello
how are you?
I don't have caffeine anyway but either way, I don't snort stuff up my nose
Alright and tired hbu
nice

Mhm


pov : you now
rn
Good afternoon
how to join drive world discord community ?
It error "You don't have access to this link"
who can help please
.
lul
Hi again
ha
i have bread
Nice
What's up
ryebread is the best thing to ever be made
Hi
Hello
Yo guys
Ah I see

What's up
Huh?
hi
Hii
Lmao that was definitely me


Oop
good morning
Hi iam new here
gm pi
Pi! Hiii

Pi!!!!!!!
Welcome to Dyno 
hello 👋🏼
Tiger
Dymi totally ignored me

donut
Yes!
nice phone mate
Thats my Phone 😅

NothingPhone (2)
cool!
I was messing btw lmao
I'm patient dw
I know he be busy, he doing his thing
yup
😂

Chilling and watching a game show
when you not chillin
That's usually when I'm at work
i’m a support at lance second server
, dymi works with me also
What
i work as a support like dymi here, in another server manager by lance

Lance as in the company?
@plucky lantern a por la 16
cuuute

real madrid
Aww I love this onee
FC
Oh lol
Where did this emote come from
why whats up lol
Oh nicee
you are 🇪🇸 ?
Yup
I just love that emote but it's no big deal
i speak 🇫🇷, 🇸🇦, 🇵🇱 
odin plus. a server for valheim modding
Gotcha
pocito 🇪🇸

well, we can give link, from zelda
XD
jade i havent slept in like a day and a half. so my bad if im not making sense
It's fine
Damn
HELLO
hii 
Hiii
You coding anything?
i want to buy premium but i cannot pay for it... my card is connect to paypal passed that part , then it has to be verifed by my bank got no messages
i can pay in full bank transfer theres ni option for that
si
Hi, please DM @late halo and we can help you out there
WebApp Management
Ooo
🫰🏻
both, UI/UX, i mean the front-end of the website
rarely i help friends with back-end

😂
are you a train conductor
I don't deal with trains 🤔
pilot
No lol
Hiya


Heyy
hiii
What's up

frfr
This is cute lol
pepe cute
Ikr


Lamboooo!
@hollow tendon Why are you gay??
OH GOSH HOLIDAY TMRW AT 11.
It's pride month
Yay!
hihi

Cooll

How is Lambo?
Lambo is unbelievably tired
but you gotta do what you gotta do to do what you wanna do
Facts
But there is no month in the calendar with this name
It doesn't have to be on the calendar
I only speak it
Alright then
bahahaha
is it
Yes
Oooo
Ikr
i prefer linear lines tbh
jade
Lmao
Yes?

wanna see the worst emoji? (sfw and sfl ofc)
What is it

I like using it for math
I love math
ow
oh

You like math?
no maths
50%
Lmao fair enough
that was my best subject
Ikr
when i moved up here in like, 5th grade, i had already done trig and calc in alabama. didnt even catch up after being done with high school
Our school lunch has quality to it.
has?
Mhm.
hm
Oh damn
Lambo.
me
we had decent yankee food up here
Wdym by the "has"?
idk
Why did you put a ?
school breakfast was always the better meal though. those corndogs that are sausage wrapped in a pancake were bomb
idk tbh
what the world
Ok.....

Bombirdia vs India edit
Okay
hey
Did you have seen my edit before
No I haven’t
there was this one middle school i went to, that the food was supposedly leftovers from a jail a town over (i actually to this day still believe it) and i actually didnt mind the food. it was better than my stepmothers cooking, so yeah
actually part of what got me into culinary
I never taken culinary
i never did it in high school. i went to college for it
Ah nice
oh ..?
I never ate school lunch, I always brought my own
aw man, in florida there were literal fights over milk during lunch
not here
Bro it was a kid who would throw milk in elementary
dude was wild
well, bithlo florida
Dave wouldve had fun with his hammer
my hometown
Bithlo? Never heard of that
Ah okay
gated trailer parks
I don't know Florida well lmao
ah
I'm not from here, I moved here
wtf is christmas florida
Ikr
me neither. its been like almost 20 years since i lived there
oh
Ah okay
i miss the lizards and outdoor flea markets honestly
palmetto bugs can stay out though
Lmao
has jade swam with sea cows yet?
Nope
its scary the first time
Well I don't know why I would do it in the first place
eh, guess its generation gap
Okay..
we did things like that since we didnt have electronic devices other than like, a walkman
people still do stuff like that
anywho, theyre the gentle giants. they just scare you the first time cause its a giant mass that bumps into you and wants pats
Okay
oh yeah, for those who dont know, a sea cow is a manatee
oh theyre endangered now
makes sense. most of the ones i swam with had scars on their backs from boats
Ah okay

if it’s hoisted above your role you can’t do anything with it
ah i see
yep
Over at my friends house
oh
She's wanting me to play a game with her so idk which game yet lol
Play it
Ik
Why does dyno sometimes not remove the mute..
Frequently
@rugged robin still can’t believe ur an actual person
Thought they js made up a random name
Heyy
LOL
sup
brooo
What
Yoo
my game crashed again :(
Oh damn
Sup
What game were you playing
bioshock
Ah okay
Gn.
heyehey
night bud
Heyy y'all
hi jade
hiii
Hi Lambo 
Hello
how are youu
hiya 
Good, hbu?
Hi
How are y'all
Wtf

How r u
Looks umm zesty
Lol
Ohh
Nice
Goood just chilling with my friend hbu
JADE
Oh good sis
Here for another 6 days then going home then going to Florida for 2 weeks then I'm going back to Spain for a week for new year
That's good to hear
JOE
Yes sis you are write
About?
Ooo
Burger count for today?
literally me
Me 0
right now
But i can't do fun there because no one . don't know about me who am i
@vast meteor since I got my coursework grades back, As long as I pass the exam I can get into the first year of university, just hopefully I passed 🤞
Nah I'm over at my friends house
So i feeling boring
Ohh alright!
So that's one of the hurdles dealt with
Aww sorry to hear that
Yet...
Is ok sis
Hiya
Is not your fault
Heyyy
That’s my cue to leave.
Breeze!!
Oh please
eat one
Ah okay
NOW!
LOL
hi breeze
Good morning.

Hiii Jade
How are you
How are youuu
Good night my jady sis take care your self
Hello there Lambo. 👋
Alright, you too!
Take my love ❤️
Dun hv any around 
Chillin hanging with the fam

ugh
Ayee we vibing
i feel it
Bye sis
I’m cringing so hard right now, I’m sorry.
Yo Infinity
Beach 🏖️

Byee
Nothing doesn’t matter.
Oh, why?
Anywayyy.
interesting
What’s up Joe
Rather tired but alive none the less.
What about you?
@elder fjord 
As always smh
Hi Lambo
auto correct making a mess huh
(blame the phone, not me)
Hellllooooo
Morning door mat.
Hiiii
hi matt
Ahh okay
"door mat"


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