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you did the same with me
It was only like 50 times
I had like about 200 pings
smh
oh no
😛
Do you have enough drives lmao
i did that one time to bsian here
i want more 😛
Lyss
when??
You still can if you so desire
true
uhhh let me see
gets aly cake
damn 4yrs ago time flies
Bribes, (Raven) with a bowl of banana pudding
@quiet spindle
glad Aly is here 
Dyno out here trying his best after a long day 😦
chaos
Doesn’t deserve this.
me
Dyno back at it again unfortunately
coconut924 was washed away with a spoon
🥄
Queen 👑
what about forks
I like forks better
oo that works
Yum
I spot a Banana!
@lucid tree hello Nightly Raven
When I say his name he appears
washed away with a spork
Hello meowing aly
and when you say bananas
whats a "PID 1" ??
Is raven selfbotting how does he auto respond to banana so fast
Op it’s broken
b a nana
bump
He has a fast keyboard
raven has a dyno highlight for banana
oh fr? cool
No idea. Where do you see that
?stats
3
1039
3.780, 3.710, 3.820
27.596 GB / 47.022 GB
2 hrs, 56 min, 15 sec
PID 1
u can see?
Oh. It’s just a server
this is a custom dyno, so its only 1 process
girll, you haven't slept at all??
PID?
what is sleep
yes
It seems like she's always online
yea but its unlikely u'll see PID 1 since theres thousands of processes on the public bot
ah
yeah
well my work is online so i kind of am
im sick rn tho so i feel like shit
Unfortunate. I just got over a sickness this week
well, its here XD
(here = in the server i used stat command)
I hate getting sick
I hope you feel better! ❤️
yea, @hollow tendon only has 1 process cuz its the only thing running on its server
but @tacit ledge has thousands
dyno normal dyno, i know

woah thousands
How many thousands

At least 2
more like millions
i guess technically every shard is a process 
but i dont think that correlates to PIDs since there is prob other stuff running on the servers
Let's put Aly in a box and send her to Silicon Valley
omg I wish I could go
Its expensive there
Meanwhile I’m here dying to the desert heat
vacation?
It’s 103 today 
Unless you got to smaller cities
visiting family but will prob do some hanging out as well
damn it's already hot here in Florida so I'm the feeling
awww that's nice!
90 degrees F here
enjoy your trip when you go ofc
Humidity makes it worse
mhm that's how it is here
I wouldn’t mess with Florida so you can keep your wet heat, I’ll stick to the dry stuff
😂
good enough
Literally buying a house where it’s a 10 degree cooler difference and I can’t wait
hi👋
We can ship Raven to Brazil since he likes bananas so much
hii
he's already got a place tho
They make bananas there
nice
oh nice

@lucid tree

Wonder what the problem was
Thank you

Maybe I fan of Dave
We in the dave clan
i just woke up is dyno up or ded
up
nice

Wow 😲
woah you definitely partying

what's up
which of the following three Dyno's would you prefer?
a) Dyno bonk
b) Dyno spin
c) Dyno nou

hmm
c
perfect
😂

XD
good job 👏
now because I just gave you a Dyno no u, you will get one of the two you did not choose tomorrow

maybe cook it on a grill? idk I've heard a lot of people doing that
mk

Hi Sweeties.

meow
hiii
hii

how's it going
Yes.
Is dyno up no
vaffamok a bukkin i mamm t
now*
What
@arctic mango No advertising
dyno is working
appreciate it
dark hiii
dude
trauma
?
You need media role to be able to post links and images, that's why it's not working
dam
Can i be meadia role please?
idek what I'm typing yikes
you can easily earn that by chatting and you can see where you're at when you run t!rank in #commands

night


Holy
gm
hiiii
you are obsessed with spin emotes

hii
?
They're simple to make 
well where do you make it lol
I use a bot
ah I see
any way to get the bot removed from a malicious server?
If someone's using Dyno for inappropriate reasons, feel free to report it to @late halo
I thought you were going to refer to a website or something
Nah, it's all a bot.
ahh
Wonderful 😄
oh?
and it's in here too smh
What's it

gg
how does one accumulate 10 warns, without learning?

yooo

hiii
what's up
Esto es algo de creativos???
English please
just putting emojis waiting for staff to respond to modmail
closest i can come to that is spanglish
I see, how are you
not bad
how do i report a discord server
oh shit, I did not see that coming 😂😂😂
Thais is something creative
that gif used to be a command here
oh nice
dyno my beloved
i forgot who this dude is, be looks so familiar
minus the part where it goes down but yeah dyno my beloved
how are you doing
managing a 140k member server without the whole servers backbone online is hectic
Agreed
how do i get dyno to message me
idk, ive heard the original once, the rest has been the parody "gingers"
i need him to dm me
DM you what?
Matthew hiii
hust right click him and click message
Which color profile picture
blue
what? 😂
@tacit ledge you can click on the profile -> send message and it'll open the DM again
yaa
@dark sundial
@vast meteor ping

grace chia?
lf This is something creative or not, does anyone know something???
Didn't she either leave or delete her account?
the name seems familiar but im drawing blanks
No she left here
she's still on discord
She's a staff in a support server I'm in so I still keep in touch but yeah I wish she was back here
@vast meteor ????
what are you talking about?
oh
who were you thinking?
Dunno
She was active time to time in here, not sure if you been around tho
ah okay
If this is from a server called creatives this disk
what
ive been around a little bit
there were two?
two what?
grace and micah
I don't know who Micah is
I just knew grace likes trains
ah I see
also ive been here technically since january 2018
fair enough
does this help? she likes using these cat emotes
i mean i probably have a DM history of like 2 messages, as per usual with dyno peepe, so maybe i met them
probably
peeps*
lol that was quick
?
man
what?
😂
I dont know English
ah
Grace?
I don't even look at that nowadays
yeah getting rid of discrims was still one of the dumbest decisions discord has made imo
Bang
that, adding a microtransaction shop, and having monthly charges for things that used to be free
Don't you still gotta have them to add people now?
idk, people usually add me
Usernames are now unique, they aren't duplicates
I guess discord made it so that when you want to add someone, you can add them by their name
fair enough
Boom
If you remove me I won't add you back 😂😂
nah bruh
most likely ill come back 10+ years from now, if discord is still a thing, and not remove anyone still
lmao
I can't imagine what discord will be like in the next ten years, if it's still here
@clear arrow 👴
@vestal hamlet ping
@vast meteor 
@vestal hamlet 
I made infernal stop typing
isn't it morning for you now right?
Wut
what time is it for you lol
Jade what country do you think I'm in
magic
Because I've told you like 12 times lol
honestly I forgot
W0w

Its almost 7:30pm
California?
DEER
No
hey guys why does the Dyno bot sometimes go down?
so your in the US?
Yes
OH
howd you know i left
because you didn't type back
Were an online service, sometimes things happen and we go down, may it be in our control or out of our control
i was giving percy some head scratches
i thought you were like from the UK or something
Wut
awww
what "things"?
lmao british bucket would be hilarious
Can be a lot of things uni
👀
a spider inside the server?
😂😂😂
Anything that can happen to an online service, could happen to us
i can already hear him now
oh like Roblox?
"your nans a toaster"
kind of
I know what he sounds like
wow I killed the chat
👻
anyway I thought you were ngl
I post anti-brit memes all the time
isnt that racist?
And they post anti-american in response
"anti-brir"
it would be if i did it i bet
Different timezones and no
New Orleans?
lol
@clear arrow should ask soda to get an invite to his server, got some amazing emotes
bucket with a thick "nawlins" accent would be great too. i bet he would sound like adam sandler in waterboy
😂😂😂
Omg I love that movie
haven't seen it in a long time
since when did you tell me where you from, I probably don't remember that
either way, I know your from US at least, I legit thought you were like in another country or whatever
hi
bucketopia
is this the dyno support server
wsg
👉 👈
oh definitely not
nah this is microsoft support. but the indian tech support kind
no Dyno 
what did Dyno ever do to you
e
lolol thats a question that shouldnt be asked.
😂
but i was just messing around with lambo
dyno the magic 8 ball?
okay
There's nothing to check lol
oh there is tho
And that is?
I didn't mean noob 😂
Deer 🦌
that your a nerd
dyno, will bucket have carrots this week? <violently shakes dyno>
@hollow tendon
Yes, is there an issue ._.
👀
Enough of that.
nope no Dyno for you at this time
We don't need that here.
awwwww
Will be the only warning

I told you, you'll get it tomorrow!
XD
Yup! Sure am 😄
aww lol
just think
you'll be alright, just wait til uh 9 am
XD
I agree, it's cool
good
Thanks!
100 years from now, if we meet aliens, we could have an earth pride month
or 10 am my time
Goes good with the smoke
yeah 10 will do
or would it be earthling pride
Or maybe we won't exist anymore.
Give the aliens a flower
🥀
aliens meet us:
aliens die from the common cold
Or show them Dyno. Maybe they can help us integrate alien technology.
humans: 1
aliens: 0
Dyno time travel feature.
He'd smack Matthew to obvlion
Idk why they would do that.
nah we dont need dyno muting and banning people in the past, for what the users future self did
i mean
that is more to do with discords ToS, not dyno
I mean there's no context technically, but it appears you are just trying to push buttons lol.
so you may be in hotter water than you plan
For all we know you could be a minor yourself who also likes minors 
Context usually is key
deer
your family returned already
they nesting in my back yard and eating all my crops
aw man, my tomatoes took the worst of it so far. one of them seems to have taken a bite, realised it dont like tomato, then took a bite out of another one, spit it out, repeat until i have only 3 tomatoes unscathed
✅ jerry81 met Dave's Hammer
i hate being 🤢 and 🤮

Deer I don’t like your profile picture!!!!!
hi
oof i tagged the wrong jade 😦
it's fine
I agree
jade never get sick ok
gotcha
good
mhm
puts jade into a bubble
Me
wiener dog
that's what I need lol
now your safe
ikr
I don’t feel safe with you
Goodnight
lmao
nightt
Ty u too
thankss
bubbles are nice
Yw
Who else tryna have forever sweet dreams
well I'm going to sleep, night y'all 😅
Night
when I love dyno but dyno doesnt say it back 😭
@tacit ledge why dont u love me
😭
JK XD
guys pinging me will be easier as ever now
Not easy huh
prob not XD
finely dyno back
hi
No
hi
i thought the number would be higher
it also appears that jade sighs more than pi does, lately
Gm.
how do talk throw the dyno bot?
Dyno!!
talk throw?
eyyy axel
Ello toast.
Looks like we both got something in common
sighing?
Yeah seems like it
@vast meteor
Nicee
Jade, hru?
Where you headed?
I'm okay hbu
Way better now.
That's good to hear
Takeoff 6:40 which is in 17 minutes
2 hours 20 minutes
Oh okay
Not bad
Going for 10 days, after this holiday 2 weeks later I'm going to Orlando
Ohh cool
idk why pi message got so many stars
have fun
Ty
How are you?
gonna eat pig hand noodle
Alright
Gloomy day it seems
what
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Cool
Where can I send a bug report?
It's like that all the time where I am from
The UK weather is known for always being shit
Gtg cya
Damn
indeed
Cyaa
DYMIIIIIII!
Donii
Dymiiiiiii 😱 
Jade, wanna retry the VC today, I promise before 6 PM EET.
I have to work doni, sorry
Ofc.
Happens to be just when I am chatting with you.
How are youuu
Yeah I know right
Damn I was gonna ask if you can do Sunday but I gotta work Sunday
Well, do you know your shifts 2 weeks from now?
No
I'm starting McDonald's this Sunday and I don't know how my schedule will be
For that
My exam is in an hour lol, so a little nervous
I will be a fully free boi for a good while starting on the nearest Thursday.
As far as my current job, it's usually towards the weekend but eh the hours and days changes sometimes
Ah okay
So we can figure something out.
Awww good luck!

@hollow tendon is cool
Yeah, when are you usually free? Like the times you don't really do anything
I agree
Usually about 7PM-9:30 for sure. I mean, should always work.
Ahh okay
(again EET)
what time is it for you right now? Just curious
8:40AM.
hey
Hii
Hello, I am trying to create a custom role where members can type in custom command /move and the bot assigns them a role where they can access a private voice channel. Once, they leave the bot auto removes the role. I've been having trouble setting this up, any help please?

The Dyno outrage yesterday broke my Server.
msfs?
Sorry for the inconvenience
Morning ☕
Ah, no worries it's just that my server relies way to much on Dyno lol
hey
Morning ☕

Hi
Hi
Yeah
Oye
Cya
Nice
Mhm
See
Okay
It's back
lambo went to sleep 😦
Probably
He's still online but probably doing something
No for my server it was offline it was back online just now
I could use the purge cmd
i am feeling better
Why isn't @hollow tendon verified?
Ello chris.
It is a custom bot so it cannot be verified.
Custom Premium to be more exact.
Yeah
i got real sick earlier
I don't understand lmao
Dua lipa > doja cat
Okay
Bruh I was here for some beef
damn tummy 🤮
:Bruh:
Jade, today one more check of my LinkedIn profile and then returning that task.
I hope you feel better ❤️
Lmao
Doni
Lol
How are you doing?
Yes Chris, me.
Ooo nice
Not bad rn, I hope I can get a long friend call today tho.
Good luck with that
awesome good luck
Ty jade.
Mhm
The profile is mostly done but I might add a few more skills in.
Hello
Hi
i have a linked in but for my irl connections and some connections here in twitch and discord
Nice
Whatcha up to
watching 4 streams atm and yt
Yeah am not gonna use LinkedIn as a friend place.
i have like over 140 connections
and even had to rebuild some
I have no person connections yet.

some dummy followed me and started crap so i had to dm my connections to block said bloke
like you can make dyno say what u want it to say
Oh damn
Hii
its like the /announce cmd
is there a way i can clear my dms with dyno?
yes

How are you
hello?

anybody
Hi Forrest
how do i clear my dms with dyno??
i just dont want his messages
or can like the owner delete it?
Uh you can't clear Dms from Dyno 🤔
i blocked his ass after shit for 1.5 yrs of knowing him

its just really annoying

Oh is it where Dyno Dms you servers
i wanna delete them too
no u cant and remember i someone dmed dyno and put all his passwords in the dms
You can't
wdym?
oh
Okay
you can?
He just said you can't
Dynos a bot, not a user. So you can't "log in" to a bot like you can a user for one.
For two, we don't delete messages on dynos dms, at all.
What
yea iirc
People like to use bots dms as dumping grounds for all kinds of shit
Some people like to use it as like a "password manager"
:)
The bot author could if they wanted to, access said dms
Hii
Yeah, but depending on factors, it could be very difficult to
imma eat a burger
Hi
heh
I want some
eh, not giving, i can however gib french fries 🍟
Oh okay
who won the 1000 robloux
Wrong server?
what server is this
Dyno
œķ
Mhm
Ikr
Its back 
Dyno is good bot. But bot outages is high! Lol any reasons
fr
Bot outages isn't really high to be honest, this is def the longest in a while
What's the longest y'all ever had?
Outage
huh
I know that one
Lol
Few days
Was multiple days after lightning struck one of the cooling towers for data center
What's up
Lightning strike one sucked
Everything was good one second, and the next everything's dead lol
Yikes
It prob sucked most for devs, because I read about their distances to the DC....
let me see

Jade, old boat is closer to the window and new is in the distance.
fishy fish
Mhm, will at some pointerino.

Nice view
Hii again
hola
we have a game server with 106k members and when dyno was disabled, the staff team there died xD. Because we were managing everything on the dyno
fancy seeing you awake
Ikr
Playing fruit ninja over here and being on here, definitely keeping myself busy 😂
Welcome tanid.

I'm looking for mini movies to spam my friend's server with, anyone got any? so far I've found the spongebob movie, shrek, and bee movie :D
never fully rely on a bot to do everything. always be prepared to do things manually.
like miniature files I can post in chat
@clear arrow
I love Shrek, that is a great movie
yeah it is, and it makes cameos on other great movies
Oh cool
Bee movie is good too m, I like it


Nice emote lol
I did a "has: video movie" search and didn't find any :(
best bot on discord hands down
Dyno for sure lol, tbh i was shocked he went offline he never goes offline or has issues
Hmm try another movie?

I looked for any
im so glad that wasnt autobotted away lol
I found 3 of them in a random roblox server with 700k users, but none here with 2M users lmao what are the chances
😂😂

my search continues friends, wish me luck
um
peace and farewell
Good luck!
im playing minecraft
Take care
Fun
Hm?
What am I looking at
XD
ya
Ah I see lol
Okay I'm really going, it's already 4 am 
But before I go
@vestal hamlet your a nerd
but first, lemme take a selfie
Okay cyaa
oh lol
Lol
Major Outage
Dyno is currently experiencing a major outage. This means that it is currently offline in all servers and the dashboard will not load. The developers are currently investigating the issue. We do not have an ETA for when it will recover. Any updates will be posted in #dyno-status.
This channel will remain locked until Dyno has fully recovered.
sleep well, nerdiest of nerds
It's not an outage anymore
Bye Jade.
Ok
@vast meteor I set your AFK: Bucket is a nerd
everyone, i must give an update on my journey
after a grueling 12 minutes my hunt comes to an end
All objectives achieved, mission success
found file for FNAF, spongebob movie, shrek movie, and sonic movie (already had file for bee movie so also got that)
thanks for being here in my time of need everyone, now it's time for an 8 hour nap
¯_(ツ)_/¯
sdfghjresrtg @vast meteor
Jade🌹| Dymï Bestest❤֎ is AFK: Bucket is a nerd - 13 minutes ago
needing someone to wake up
Jade🌹| Dymï Bestest❤֎ is AFK: Bucket is a nerd - 23 minutes ago
wait
you arent the joe i thought you were
yeah they show up as deleted user
well, lets let the ceremony pass
your messages shall now always be read in the voice of joe swanson

Bruh
My phone went off and it was loud as shit
What do you want 😂:
To wake you up ofc














