general

[vast meteor]

now I see it

[cyan hamlet]

FiveM

[soft geyser]

I have a friend that loves GTA

[vast meteor]

me too

[gritty lagoon]

the jet took the spotlight

[vague pond]

if people keep asking why dyno bot is down can i send the screenshot or no

[soft geyser]

he’s called @ruby aurora

[grand timber]

DYNO

[unreal sparrow]

F18-A Super Hornet is the name for it

[spark ruin]

will blue dyno will be online ever again?

[vast meteor]

where's zap

[flint vale]

imagine not being able to keep your bot running

[ruby aurora]

Hello.

[slate warren]

was noticed about 3 hours ago, idk if it all died basically the same time or the outage grew bigger over time then just poofed completely

[gritty lagoon]

jade are you immune to slowmode?

[flint vale]

satire btw

[cyan hamlet]

No sir, it’s the F &E

[soft geyser]

He’s right there

[vast meteor]

no

[gritty lagoon]

sad

[ruby aurora]

You're right.

[spark ruin]

@tacit ledge WAKE UP WE NEED U

[blazing quarry]

is dyno down?

[soft geyser]

No I’m right

You’re left

[flint vale]

pic perms please!

[vast meteor]

I think mod and above are immune @gritty lagoon

[elder fjord]

Keep on speaking a little more and you’ll receive it, you need the Media role.

[ruby aurora]

I did leave.

[soft geyser]

Now you’re forwards

[unreal sparrow]

The F can have 1 pilot and E can have 2 pilots

[vast meteor]

idk if support role is immune

[ruby aurora]

Wait, that doesn't work.

[flint vale]

what is the best prefix for dyno?

[vague pond]

mods have issues with bots all the time, not every bot is perfect.

[soft geyser]

[soft geyser]

No

Only moderation staff

[vital herald]

Support is not

[vast meteor]

an okay

[gritty lagoon]

holiday (three days half) has started for me

[flint vale]

its satire

[vast meteor]

got it MB

[vital herald]

Morning everybody this is a shit show to wake up to

[cyan hamlet]

This is mine, and E is the Single Seater, F is the 2 Seater

[vast meteor]

oh nice

[gritty lagoon]

if i remember right this is the jets use for show

[ruby aurora]

[flint vale]

how to get image perms?

[unreal sparrow]

You ever seen them irl

[cyan hamlet]

Yeah it’s the jet that we currently use

[vague pond]

no theres no poop i guarantee

[gritty lagoon]

oh hi phantom

[cyan hamlet]

Yessir, saw them April 12th

[vast meteor]

phantom how are you doing

[gritty lagoon]

i think i met you before i was darkdestiny

[vast meteor]

how are you btw

[gritty lagoon]

me?? im so confused

[unreal sparrow]

Good just chilling

[vast meteor]

ah nice

[vague pond]

whats the superstar role

[vast meteor]

yeah..? I was asking how you were doing

[gritty lagoon]

i just waiting for my fried noodle after shower

[cyan hamlet]

Yup! We use them in our Server

[vague pond]

is it booster role or

[plucky lantern]

#welcome

[plucky lantern]

No, it is not

[broken sequoia]

dyno still down?

[green isle]

It's just from being active

[unreal sparrow]

Hello

[vague pond]

ok

[plucky lantern]

Yes, #dyno-status

[gritty lagoon]

i see phantom on the reply and me on message so i got confused lol

[vast meteor]

ah okay

you have pings turned on don't you?

[flint vale]

what is a tatsu score?

[vast meteor]

smh I might go back to sleep

[green isle]

A score you get passively for being active

[gritty lagoon]

yes

[vast meteor]

can't type today apparently

[calm fractal]

be ready when he comes back from the grave

[unreal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-time-gif-24511096

[spark ruin]

yay

[vast meteor]

okay, cause I thought you were going to turn off your pings for a sec lmao

[flint vale]

type shit

[vast meteor]

[cyan hamlet]

This is the watch I got @undone haven

[vast meteor]

hi pii

[gritty lagoon]

OMGG

[swift fjord]

Is the bot offline?

[vast meteor]

oo nice watch

[cyan hamlet]

Thanks

[vast meteor]

you can see #dyno-status

[swift fjord]

Oh, thanks bro

[vast meteor]

of course 😅

[unreal sparrow]

Jade could fit in fighter jet

[vast meteor]

I probably could

[gritty lagoon]

not sure if she survive though

[cyan hamlet]

😂😂😂😂

[vast meteor]

why would I be in one anyway

[unreal sparrow]

Tall can't fit in them

[vast meteor]

ah

I suppose being short have a lot of advantages

considering how I am pretty short

[gritty lagoon]

like can fit in small gaps

[flint vale]

FREE DYNO

[vast meteor]

mhm

[cyan hamlet]

I probably could fit, I’m 6’ 2”

[gritty lagoon]

and be fast

[flint vale]

baka role 💀

[unreal sparrow]

I can fit in helicopter though

[gritty lagoon]

nice

you ever be in one

[flint vale]

who said that

[manic drum]

scout

[vast meteor]

I mean

it makes sense

[flint vale]

@spark ruin thats crazy to say

[unreal sparrow]

When I was a teenager during vacation we took a tour in helicopter

[flint vale]

there are israelis here

i assume

[vast meteor]

ooo to where

[gritty lagoon]

did it went flying?

[vast meteor]

not sure

[flint vale]

ok

@spark ruin said free palestine

[unreal sparrow]

It was up in the air for about 30 minutes

[gritty lagoon]

nice

[vast meteor]

what about it

[vast meteor]

ah okay

[gritty lagoon]

i haven't fly in a helicopter yet 😢

[vast meteor]

I never been in one before

[gritty lagoon]

but i know it is so loud xd

[spark ruin]

and?

[swift fjord]

Helicopters are lit tbh

[unreal sparrow]

Have you ever been to a big airport?

[vast meteor]

mhm

[flint vale]

?

[vast meteor]

me?

[gritty lagoon]

yes HKIA

[spark ruin]

whats wrong about free palestine

[vast meteor]

oh

[swift fjord]

Ive been yea

[spark ruin]

?

[cyan hamlet]

I went up in a helicopter before

[vast meteor]

just don't know why you said it 🤔

[flint vale]

controversy

[spark ruin]

he said free dyno

[vast meteor]

eh

[vast meteor]

okay

[unreal sparrow]

I've been to Hartsfield Jackson Airport

[swift fjord]

Dyno is good

Such a great bot

[vast meteor]

I mean it's just a comment lmao

[flint vale]

how to get tatsu?

[hybrid flint]

Dyno is not working

[swift fjord]

I guess reveresed as its offline rn

[vast meteor]

you can add it from the profile

[swift fjord]

Ik

[bright rune]

Wtf is the bot down?

[flint vale]

i mean score

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[swift fjord]

Check dyno status.

Is grammar needed here?

[flint vale]

dyno has potato servers

[swift fjord]

I assume no, unless you are staff lol

[bright rune]

When will it be back? @vast meteor

[vast meteor]

not sure

[runic violet]

says the bot is working in #dyno-status but it is not

[vast meteor]

hmm

[vital herald]

I don’t need grammar this is all autocorrect

[bright rune]

F

[runic violet]

never mind was looking at wrong message in that channel

[spark ruin]

maybe it has the same way as purple dyno

[vital herald]

It says it’s offline

[runic violet]

my mistake

[swift fjord]

Nice bro

[swift fjord]

Ofc

[vast meteor]

I thought you were already answered about that but uh you can run t!rank to see, in #commands

[flint vale]

ok

[vast meteor]

yeah

[gritty lagoon]

i use to have pets on tastsu but they ran away ;-;

[flint vale]

i have +0 rep

thats how bad my reputation is

[vast meteor]

oh damn

[flint vale]

even the bots thinks so

[gritty lagoon]

how do i check my rep

[vast meteor]

okay..

[vast meteor]

I think it's t!profile

or maybe it shows on rank command

[soft geyser]

[gritty lagoon]

i try, ty

[flint vale]

how much tatsu u get every message?

[ruby aurora]

[vast meteor]

i forgot tbh

[ruby aurora]

I can tell you're up to something again, MB.

[vast meteor]

hi zap

[ruby aurora]

Hello, Jade.

[terse mango]

Ello again. Gonna eat soon so break with my best friend.

[vast meteor]

how are you doing

[vast meteor]

sounds good

[sharp seal]

Guys is dyno down?

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

check there please

[terse mango]

Am doing this rn.

[flint vale]

nah its up

oooo

[sharp seal]

Ty

[vast meteor]

of course 😅

[cyan hamlet]

I’m about to start coding here soon

[vast meteor]

nice

[terse mango]

Finally found a drive for it.

[cyan hamlet]

That and doing some UI for a panel for someone

[vast meteor]

good luck with that

cool

[terse mango]

HDD tho.

[ruby aurora]

Alright, and yourself?

[vast meteor]

doing okay just chilling

[hardy island]

Dyno down?

[mossy beacon]

since dyno is down atm and I don't have access to the dashboard

Does anyone remember if the automated messages were with the free plan or not?

[vast meteor]

okay?

[flint vale]

tf are automated messages

[cyan hamlet]

lol I’ve been coding for a long time, just gotta work on some new stuff

[flint vale]

The bot die?

[vast meteor]

you mean Automessage?

[mossy beacon]

yes

[vast meteor]

it's free

[mossy beacon]

thank you!

[vast meteor]

of course 😅

[flint vale]

who deleted my image

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[atomic forge]

when will dyno be back up? bc i have someone breaking every rule in another server and i cant do anything about it

[vast meteor]

no eta sorry

[atomic forge]

bruh

[vast meteor]

but keep an eye out on Dyno status

[rough ember]

that's really not something that needed to be discussed or shown here

[flint vale]

?

[flint vale]

is there actually such thing as a wasabi flavoured toothpaste lol

[rough ember]

i hope not lol

[vast meteor]

ayee that song 🔥

[rare plume]

Are devs really working on it?
Hope your devs don’t stop working on weekends!

[cyan hamlet]

Facts

[vast meteor]

what's the name of the song again?

[flint vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmdAk2zyQkU&t=15s i vibe to this

[vast meteor]

yes they are aware 😀

[vague pond]

i just knew what song this was.

[flint vale]

ok

[flint vale]

bad news, there is

[vast meteor]

hi soti

[crude zephyr]

What happened to dyno

!?!??!

[flint vale]

outage

[vital herald]

Baby yoda?

[vague pond]

#dyno-status

[crude zephyr]

When will be fixed

Too lazy to read all of those

[flint vale]

20 minutes

[vital herald]

No ETA

[flint vale]

idk

[flint vale]

wgat?

[vague pond]

50 hours (jk)

[crude zephyr]

My server is fully dead cuz dyno dead

Dyno does all the stuff

Bruh

[gritty lagoon]

sad

i feel bad for you

[vast meteor]

hopefully it will be back up soon, so sorry about that

[vague pond]

i have carl to moderate too

[hybrid storm]

just when i needed to ban someone, dyno is out of comission :/

[flint vale]

we pray for le recovery

[vast meteor]

okay

[vague pond]

👍

[storm loom]

Hey

[limpid rock]

just noticed two dyno bots, whats up with those? /genq

[hybrid storm]

😅 turns out a new scam is going around and its affecting our server quite a bit

[vast meteor]

wsg

[vast meteor]

one is reg and one is premium

[storm loom]

Everything

[flint vale]

ones gay the other isn't /j

[storm loom]

Wbu

[crude zephyr]

Like custom commands, auto responder, ban, kick, mute, welcome msg AND MORE

[vast meteor]

okay

[vast meteor]

doing fine

[vague pond]

get mimu and carl bot, solved

[storm loom]

That's good

[vast meteor]

mhm

[opal shard]

We're timing them out and keeping a list of to-be-bans. We're at 6 so far

[storm loom]

[crude zephyr]

Too lazy to configure those

[hybrid storm]

i just did the same, but question, does timing out members prevent them from being able to DM other members?

[vague pond]

was about to say i could help with that

[pulsar iris]

Let this server open now😔

[opal shard]

negative, it doesn't. use the build-in ban option for this and overwrite it with dyno afterwards

[vast meteor]

no?

[hybrid storm]

overwrite?

[hybrid storm]

ah oki

[vast meteor]

what do you mean

[limpid rock]

has dyno bot been down like this before?? how long did it take til the bot was running again? :O

[opal shard]

to use the build in ban option, but ban them again with the command afterwards for logging purposes

[vast meteor]

ah I see

[median abyss]

is dyno bot down?

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[median abyss]

ahh ok thanks!

[vast meteor]

of course 😅

[opal shard]

Got a question Jade if you have time, sorry if I'm being annoying by repeating this over and over again; is there any reason why #dyno-status only gets published half an hour into an outage/problem? kind of loses the purpose of following the channel

[hybrid storm]

does it still DM them after overwriting them? would still want them to have a chance to appeal

[median abyss]

took a lot of googling to find out the discord for this bot lol

[opal shard]

not as far as I know (because otherwise you could spam their DMs by banning them over and over again)

[vast meteor]

what do you mean half an hour?

[spiral solstice]

Man Dyno needs buy better servers fr fr

Needa*

[vast meteor]

I mean in my opinion, that channel is useful for when Dyno is having issues, whether if it's a major, partial outage, that's what the channel is for

[vital herald]

It’s not a set delay of half an hour, it’s on a case by case basis when the staff feels it needs to be announced

[vast meteor]

?

what dark said

[limpid rock]

still wondering for an answer for this,,,

[proven lily]

@vital herald can I change my pfp into my swimsuit summer lol😂

[vast meteor]

yeah it's happened before but usually it doesn't last long depending on the situation

[vital herald]

We can’t provide an ETA sorry, but yes things like this have happened a few times before

[vast meteor]

at least that's the way I see it

[vital herald]

I’m not a mod so 🤷‍♂️

[vague pond]

eeoo

[opal shard]

we (and many other servers) follow the status channel for live updates and outages to be notified directly in our moderation server. But often times we still have to go look here because the announcement only gets published half an hour later. Just explaining what I meant, thank you Dark for the response

[compact rune]

just wanted to confirm since dashboard is offline, can we block a certain role from submitting form responses?

[median abyss]

i'm sure we'll survive. My initial thought was they shut it down and I had a heart attack

[limpid rock]

gotcha, thanks pook

[vast meteor]

yeah I don't know what to explain on this, I mean dark made it pretty clear

key

[vast meteor]

of course 😅

[swift bear]

Several million server follow that channels posts, it's not instantaneous and takes hours for it to reach everyone

[green isle]

Unfortunately they have to get staggered due to Discord's ratelimits

[swift bear]

I'd say it's one of the most followed channels on Discord

[opal shard]

I see, so it's more of a technical limitation than a decision. Makes a lot more sense why smaller bots are able to reach everyone quickly... Thank you for your answer, have a great day

[tender jewel]

when is dyno going to be online again?

[plucky lantern]

There is no ETA

[vast meteor]

Dymi

[plucky lantern]

Jade

[vast meteor]

hi again 😉

[proven lily]

@vast meteor should I change my pfp into the swimsuit summer or nah?

[vast meteor]

uh I don't know?

[plucky lantern]

Hello 🤗

[vast meteor]

how's it going 😅

[plucky lantern]

Good, I just finished lunch, although it won't be a relaxed Friday because I have an English exam tomorrow

Hbu?

[vast meteor]

oh dam

[rocky oxide]

dyno is completely out :(

[vital herald]

On Saturday?

[plucky lantern]

Yes, I will try to get the C1

[vast meteor]

good luck on your exam!

[vital herald]

Oh is it like country or region wide

[vast meteor]

and I'm doing good Dymi

[green isle]

Having an exam on a saturday seems wack

[plucky lantern]

Thank you

[spiral solstice]

Fr

[vast meteor]

hi krom

[plucky lantern]

This is how Cambridge has decided

It also lasts more than 4 hours :((

[green isle]

My teachers would probably stab someone before getting up early on a saturday

[vast meteor]

Of course 😅

[vast meteor]

damn

[vast meteor]

do y'all get breaks?

[plucky lantern]

Yes

[vast meteor]

okay good 👍

[flint vale]

hmm

[vast meteor]

?

[flint vale]

iis dyno down?

[plucky lantern]

Yes, #dyno-status

[vast meteor]

dam it

[flint vale]

hmm

[vast meteor]

I was about to answer

[flint vale]

?

[flint vale]

u can

[vast meteor]

nothing

[flint vale]

hmm

[vast meteor]

you already got answered

[plucky lantern]

[flint vale]

okie

[vast meteor]

mhm

[spice sonnet]

Aid mobarak

[flint vale]

when ETA for fix?

why is dyno gay

[flint vale]

bro

[vast meteor]

there isn't one

[flint vale]

its bot

[vast meteor]

it's pride month

[flint vale]

who made that 💩

[vast meteor]

you can read about it in #announcements

[flint vale]

hmm

celebrate pride month💀

[vast meteor]

yeah

[calm fractal]

You don't have to celebrate with us if you don't want to, but yeah we are

[flint vale]

with u?

[calm fractal]

with the community

[calm fractal]

as described in the announcements post

[flint vale]

u wanna say dyno community are gays

[calm fractal]

never said that, I just said we celebrate pride month

[vast meteor]

how are you

[flint vale]

how do u celebrate it

[calm fractal]

I can celebrate someone else's birthday and that doesn't make it my birthday

[versed smelt]

is dyno down for everyone

[flint vale]

yes

[calm fractal]

As you read in the announcements post, we changed our server icon and introduced a cool pride command

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[versed smelt]

k

[vast meteor]

😂

[plucky lantern]

You were faster now

[vast meteor]

yes! 😏

[spice sonnet]

Weirds

[gaunt storm]

annoyingly it seems the dyno website is down too so I can't even invite the bot to a server that I'm setting up

[calm fractal]

It wouldn't work anyway

[gaunt storm]

(it is giving a connection timed out error)

[flint vale]

oh ur admin i was thinking why do u celebrate it

[vast meteor]

what

[flint vale]

why is dyno weird

[gaunt storm]

can you stop being homophobic at us please?

[livid cipher]

Wow full dead

[gaunt storm]

there is nothing "weird" about being gay or whatever

[vast meteor]

?

oh

[devout wharf]

Rip dyno

[livid cipher]

Dyno the bot.

[devout wharf]

it is gone forever.

nooooo

[vast meteor]

yeah

[distant obsidian]

really?

[vast meteor]

it's not

[gaunt storm]

it will be back

[flint vale]

i just checked carl bot isnt gay

[devout wharf]

it was the only useful bot in my server

R.i.p

[vital herald]

Dyno will not be gone forever

[quiet hearth]

bot still off

[versed smelt]

use probot

[vital herald]

Progress is being made behind the scenes

[livid cipher]

It's just having an outage buddy

[vast meteor]

well this is Dyno so

[cyan hamlet]

Am I allowed to post a discord link in here? If not that’s fine, just wondering

[devout wharf]

ok

[plucky lantern]

Yes, #dyno-status

[vast meteor]

no

[devout wharf]

ye

im jk (dont warn me mods)

[gaunt storm]

no you are not the mod said no

[calm fractal]

[livid cipher]

Don't you jk

[gaunt storm]

don't try to override a mod

[devout wharf]

ok and?

[vast meteor]

you can't advertise in here if that is what your asking

[final thistle]

dyno down right?

[devout wharf]

ye

[cyan hamlet]

All good just wanted to ask instead of just doing it

[devout wharf]

its gone forever

[livid cipher]

Yes

[calm fractal]

we appreciate that

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[livid cipher]

Will this channel be locked too?

[gaunt storm]

no it hasn't stop spreading misinfo

[distant obsidian]

im just gonna wait for dyno to come back

[calm fractal]

If it gets out of hand, but we try to keep it open

[vast meteor]

good enough

[cyan hamlet]

For sure, I know with the bot being down it’s hell to moderate a community this large

[final thistle]

put a cooldown

[livid cipher]

Okok cool 3.14

[distant obsidian]

waiting till may 32 for it to come back

[rapid finch]

Any ETA on a Fix?

[plucky lantern]

No

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[vast meteor]

of next year?

[calm fractal]

we already have slowmode enabled 😄 Usually we lock it when we get tired of saying the same thing over and over again because everyone just comes here and asks if it's down instead of reading #dyno-status

[distant obsidian]

may 32 aka never

[flint vale]

Big love to the Dyno team tho, I know it's not easy

[vast meteor]

it'll come back

[distant obsidian]

oh

[vast meteor]

[vast meteor]

mhm

[gaunt storm]

seems a bit weird that the bot is shown as "online" despite not being (in the member list)

[livid cipher]

Which language is dyno written in?

[gaunt storm]

wait

it doesn't have a status symbol

[flint vale]

This is why you have backup bots. Or use the inbuilt commands. Not the end of the world

[plucky lantern]

Mostly in Typescript

[vast meteor]

okay 👍

[distant obsidian]

arcane!!!!!11!11

[compact rune]

sorry but can this be done? tysm ^^

[distant obsidian]

dyno#3861 will come back from the dead eventually??

[vast meteor]

guys

[spark ruin]

maybe

[compact rune]

hope so :)

[gaunt storm]

has discord changed the way bots work again? I'm sure they had a status symbol and were not shown with online members if they were offline

[cyan hamlet]

Y’all gotta pin a message or sum

[plucky lantern]

No, sorry. Anyways, they will not be able to submit a form afaik

[cyan hamlet]

I think they did

[vast meteor]

they changed to app ig lol

[livid cipher]

Oo wow i thought it must be in rust too

[plucky lantern]

I don't think that's going to help anything

[vast meteor]

true

[cyan hamlet]

Makes sense 😂😂😂

[devout wharf]

i thought python

[distant obsidian]

._.

[opal rune]

I have a problem with Dyno Bot who can help me

[distant obsidian]

what problem??

[formal talon]

When will the problem be solved

[devout wharf]

its down ik it

[cyan hamlet]

#dyno-status

[calm fractal]

Yes, the short answer is it has to do with slash commands since sometimes they can still work even if the bot isn't "online"

[vast meteor]

I don't know

[plucky lantern]

There is no ETA

[distant obsidian]

right its down

[compact rune]

they will not be able to submit a form? like not anymore? ever?

I mean the plan was to allow X roles to submit but if that person has Y role as well then they should not be able to submit.

[opal rune]

Ok ok thx

[compact rune]

just a right now thing I think

[plucky lantern]

The dashboard is down right now

[compact rune]

gotcha

[cyan hamlet]

@plucky lantern question, are you guys hosting the bot on a dedicated, or how is hosting done? And could it be a hosting/datacenter issue since everything including the dashboard is down?

[plucky lantern]

All services are unavailable, so they probably won't be able to submit a form until the outage is resolved.

[vast meteor]

Dymi

nvm

lol

[compact rune]

thank you

just wondering but what usually causes these outages?

[dry osprey]

so these outages have been for everyone not just me right? cuz this has been happening way too often for comfort

[plucky lantern]

The support team does not know the reason for the problem, the developers are already investigating it. And FYI, Dyno is hosted on it's own servers in a data center.

[livid cipher]

How can someone join dyno development team

[calm fractal]

When the dashboard comes back, you can check out https://dyno,gg/careers

[frigid elbow]

dyno still down 😭

[onyx minnow]

rip

[cyan hamlet]

Ah okay makes sense, that’s what I was thinking. With the amount of data that the bot consumes daily that makes sense. Hell the bot has to take at least 1TB of storage daily with the the amount of data it’s consuming

[plucky lantern]

Yes, #dyno-status

[flint vale]

whys dyno not working

[plucky lantern]

Read above

[flint vale]

where

[gaunt storm]

.

[plucky lantern]

Tbh I don't think they have been that frequent

[plucky lantern]

#general message

[flint vale]

oh kk

[cyan hamlet]

I’m very into hosting Infra as I build infra for people so it’s cool to kind of learn the behind the scenes of some stuff

[frigid elbow]

Damn

[loud quartz]

dyno is self destructing

[crude zephyr]

Nah np

[merry night]

Why it takes so long

👀

[vast meteor]

what

[calm fractal]

I'm not sure, the developers are still investigating

[vast meteor]

it's not

[gloomy geyser]

Will my logs be updated with everything that happened while it was down?

[calm fractal]

No, they will not

[gloomy geyser]

Ah ok

[calm fractal]

Dyno won't receive/post any logging info while it's offline

[hybrid storm]

this goes to show how depend discord servers are on dyno

[loud quartz]

r u sureeeeeee

[calm fractal]

and even if it could... that would be some hella spam when it came back online

[lucid tree]

Pi is able to receive data when he's offline

[ripe juniper]

IS DYNO down?

[rocky oxide]

how long is dyno gonna be down :(

[vast meteor]

Bananas!!!

[gloomy geyser]

Makes sense. Also is there any estimate on how long it might be down?

[calm fractal]

thought you would say I can't even when I'm online

[plucky lantern]

There is no ETA

[calm fractal]

There is not

[vast meteor]

Raven

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[clear belfry]

turn your bot online bruhh

[calm fractal]

oh oops

I'll get right on that

[cyan hamlet]

😂😂😂😂😂

[calm fractal]

sorry

[plucky lantern]

We're already working on it :)

[lucid tree]

Well receiving and processing are different

[calm fractal]

fair

[clear belfry]

i hope it done fast

[plucky lantern]

[vast meteor]

😂😂

Pi and Raven pulling up

[cyan hamlet]

A PC can receive all the data in the world but without an OS to process that data, it doesn’t mean a damn thing

[daring geyser]

Imagine not paying your server bill or getting ddosed 😂

[lucid tree]

Dang straight

[cyan hamlet]

Imagine still using the bot when it comes back online but being a whiny child because there’s some issues

[daring geyser]

No ones crying just because your mad doesn't mean you have to take it out on me 😭

[calm fractal]

[soft geyser]

waaat

[cyan hamlet]

I’m not mad I’m sitting here joking with the server admins and hanging out 😂 your the one that came in here talking shit

[cedar thistle]

Is Dyno broken?

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[daring geyser]

I'm not talking shit, I am making a joke too. I am sorry that you are soft as dogshit lol.

[cedar thistle]

First thing hi

[cedar thistle]

Oh ok thx

[cyan hamlet]

I wanted to do it 😭😭

[calm fractal]

ok let's be respectful please

[daring geyser]

Eazy the mini mod 😭

Definition of meat munching

[calm fractal]

hey chill out @daring geyser

[bright rune]

Is the bot online now? @everybody

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

Read above please

[daring geyser]

im just joking lmfao

[bright rune]

Wdym?

[calm fractal]

Ok, I'm asking you to stop

[plucky lantern]

Dyno isn't online, no. #dyno-status

[vast meteor]

hi

[bright rune]

Ok

[devout wharf]

gay dyno

[soft geyser]

Ok

[vast meteor]

okay

[plucky lantern]

Dyno isn't gay, but

[cyan hamlet]

Ngl I have enough screenshots of some funny shit people has asked today to make a 45 minute video 😂😂😂

[vast meteor]

okay

[upper comet]

Give me reason that dyno is down

[plucky lantern]

We don't know.

Developers are looking into it

[rain mist]

:(

bot down

[cedar thistle]

The problem is I can't mute or ban anyone breaking rules or warn

[cyan hamlet]

Her Mr. Broken can you Mr. Fix Dyno 😂😂😂 lmaoooo jkjk

[plucky lantern]

Yes, #dyno-status

[plucky lantern]

Sorry for the inconvenience

[rain mist]

fix pls :(

[cedar thistle]

Np it's np

[rain mist]

i love dyno

[plucky lantern]

We're already working on it

:)

[rain mist]

work faster pls

:(

[cedar thistle]

Ty for you hard work

[rain mist]

:^(

[calm fractal]

Let me go give the devs some caffeine brb

[jovial vault]

Discord has it’s own /ban and /mute features alone

[rain mist]

ok tysm for working on it, love u guysd!!!

[cedar thistle]

But what about warns?

[upper comet]

but carl bot?

[flint vale]

That's why you should keep two moderation bots, helped me too

[cyan hamlet]

Give them the red bull 12 packs, one for each of em

[flint vale]

Thank you

[upper comet]

I can't send media

[jovial vault]

I’d suggest a second moderation bot until dyno comes back online

[daring geyser]

@calm fractal Can I dm you I found an issue with your cloudflare config.

[calm fractal]

sure

[crude zephyr]

DYNO STILL DOWN?

[supple spire]

Bot offline

[onyx minnow]

pi greek

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[flint vale]

Pressing the devs it's not like they don't wanna fix it guys

[upper comet]

carl bot still online

[vast meteor]

if they didn't, this wouldn't be resolved

[flint vale]

Yea

[upper comet]

everytime if I visit dyno website

[flint vale]

Give them time

[upper comet]

it said "Connection timed out"

[oak tundra]

[crude zephyr]

When will be fixed

[hallow current]

We have wait Paitent I guess.

[oak tundra]

That's because dyno is down

[plucky lantern]

No ETA

[devout wharf]

this server pfp is gay

[flint vale]

I suppose so ETA for Now

[vast meteor]

it's pride month

[plucky lantern]

#announcements

[devout wharf]

all the dyno devs work at mojang so 2025

[oak tundra]

Its June, we must become gay

[flint vale]

No*

when is bot going back up

[vast meteor]

we don't worry about other bots

[daring geyser]

If it's a ddos attack nothing they can do, they would have to wait for the hosting provider to assign them a new ip

[flint vale]

anyone has any clue?

[plucky lantern]

There is no ETA

[hallow current]

Well does that mean my server could be at risked?

[flint vale]

Can i pretend like i understood what you said

[zenith badge]

Hurry the fuck up

[daring geyser]

yeah i tried to say it the simplest way i could lmao

[upper comet]

bc It's pride month and mid 2024

[oak tundra]

What are the devs gonna do? Call the ip provider faster?

[crude zephyr]

I need dyno to work bruh (dont you dare say womp womp)

[flint vale]

Cs major soon and i have no clue what you said

[vast meteor]

I don't know, I don't know how your server is set which isn't my concern

[daring geyser]

lets dm then :3

[hallow current]

No am saying is I use dyno for lot things secure my server

[daring geyser]

you might of heard of me lol

[flint vale]

Maybe?

[devout wharf]

im bisexual-

June is hell for me

[oak tundra]

Mods crush his skull

[undone glade]

oh

[daring geyser]

i added u

[vast meteor]

I can understand that but this outage won't last long, we don't know when it will be working again

[devout wharf]

damn

[unreal cargo]

DYNO STILL DOWN?

[plucky lantern]

Hey there. We're currently investigating ongoing issues with the service. you can join the thread posted in #dyno-status to stay updated. Thanks for using Dyno!

[flint vale]

Alright

[flint vale]

wow that is so much helpful, thanks!

[hallow current]

Okay thanks for advice I’ll lock my server down

[oak tundra]

Check logs I'm not the bad guy

[vast meteor]

okay no worries

[versed quartz]

hiya

[devout wharf]

It was autocorrect

[hallow current]

Hello

[vast meteor]

ofc

[flint vale]

I can't aee anything happening in the thread

[vast meteor]

hiii

[oak tundra]

💀

[flint vale]

i'm disowning the bot.

[devout wharf]

I can't turn off autocorrect for some sad reason

[flint vale]

Sorry my bad moderator person

[oak tundra]

This is why i should own more bots for this

[vast meteor]

okay

[oak tundra]

The maderater

[flint vale]

why don't i have reactions perms💀

[oak tundra]

Because skyler were NOT COOL

[hallow current]

Dyno is one of the bots mostly everyone gonna use so your team will know our frustrations right?

[plucky lantern]

Because there are no updates yet

[flint vale]

huh

[oak tundra]

Were UNCOOL and that makes us not have react perms

[upper comet]

Hi

[grand timber]

DYNOO

[upper comet]

I'm now Tacoma TRD Pro

[flint vale]

i admire how much you are able to maintain your composure

[oak tundra]

How you say dyno, dye no, die no, dino, dies no, de no.

[flint vale]

I hadn't joined it

My fault

[grand timber]

Dynosaur

[flint vale]

[grand timber]

[oak tundra]

[vast meteor]

I love it

[calm fractal]

Major Outage

Dyno is currently experiencing a major outage. This means that it is currently offline in all servers and the dashboard will not load. The developers are currently investigating the issue. We do not have an ETA for when it will recover. Any updates will be posted in #dyno-status.

This channel will remain locked until Dyno has fully recovered.

[rough ember]

[daring timber]

If the first reaction on this message is a cookie, i'll unlock the server 🙂

[uncut widget]

Wait!

https://tenor.com/view/oxi-clean-but-wait-theres-more-home-shopping-gif-9592017

[fossil rampart]

hi

[vital herald]

let the records show i was the first cookie

[manic drum]

hai

[vast meteor]

heyy

[gloomy nest]

alfinn

[flint vale]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[drifting phoenix]

Is the bot back?a

[midnight sigil]

I was 😦

[empty zodiac]

Yo

[daring timber]

[vital herald]

untrue.

[lime goblet]

Yayyy

[vast meteor]

Dyno is back!!!

[midnight sigil]

True

[green isle]

I was so close to reacting with a penguin

[wheat rover]

Yo

[vast meteor]

lmao Dyno back to automodding

😂😂

[fossil rampart]

Dyno is back up?

[vast meteor]

i love it

[vital herald]

yessir or maam or other

[modest heron]

Dyno is back

[flint vale]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fossil rampart]

thank yall

[vast meteor]

Aly hiii

[lime goblet]

Dyno working again

[sleek needle]

Welcome back

[daring timber]

ello

[flint vale]

https://youtu.be/sp67dv0fSCk?si=mXsM-wEx_JV2i_sq

[vast meteor]

how's it going

[flint vale]

thoughts this is related to dyno too

[gloomy nest]

regreso dyno vamo argentina xd

[flint vale]

for any dino devs

[sleek belfry]

Dyno back

[vast meteor]

Dyno party anyone?

[sleek belfry]

Hopefully it doesn’t go offline again

[lime goblet]

[sleek belfry]

Dyno >>> MEE6

[indigo shoal]

hell yeee

[gloomy nest]

lit

[urban anvil]

we're so barack

[humble aurora]

yes

[ornate nest]

YAY!

[humble aurora]

🍷

[gloomy nest]

que se caiga devuelta dyno xd

[ionic valley]

Yay W developers

[vast meteor]

Woop Woop!!

[ornate nest]

Now I could control the bot

[vast meteor]

[ornate nest]

[sleek belfry]

Did Dyno premium price increase?

[flint vale]

Bot is Finnaly back wtf

[vast meteor]

how's everyone doing

[hollow tendon]

You will never control me! :evil:

[sleek belfry]

I think it’s $7.99 now then $4.99

[sinful karma]

Pls help me use dyno bot

[vast meteor]

nice emote 😂

[sleek belfry]

Dyno is the easiest bot to use just find some tutorials online

It’s easy to configure too

[gloomy nest]

[hollow tendon]

Listen, Jade, We all have hard times. Emotes aren't one of my strong suits

[humble aurora]

go DM i can help

[sleek belfry]

Uh nvm

[lime goblet]

:

[flint vale]

https://youtu.be/sp67dv0fSCk?si=mXsM-wEx_JV2i_sq
This is for any dyno devs

[midnight sigil]

@vast meteor p i n g

[sinful karma]

@humble aurora What DM

[vital herald]

the devs are aware of discord's changes

[flint vale]

ok

[vast meteor]

smh Dyno

[uncut widget]

They were probably aware weeks ago

tbf

[flint vale]

ur a dino

[sinful karma]

[vast meteor]

no u

[sinful karma]

[vast meteor]

[lime goblet]

[vast meteor]

@midnight sigil

[flint vale]

welp

[vast meteor]

@midnight sigil

[flint vale]

rawr

[midnight sigil]

[vast meteor]

hii

[urban anvil]

so we're back live right?

[river sapphire]

we back chat (i joined bc dyno was down)

[vast meteor]

show off smh

[sleek needle]

Devs are “usually” told about changes well before they are made publicly known

[vast meteor]

yass

[vast meteor]

😂

[midnight sigil]

[short escarp]

freedom!
thanks for fixing

[boreal crescent]

[vast meteor]

is it stego party time??

[visual gate]

We are mepws

[vast meteor]

huh?

[midnight sigil]

[visual gate]

Oooaoaoaoaoaaooaaoaa

Auturuaauau

[vast meteor]

ahhhh

!!!

[cunning pollen]

YIPPEE

[vast meteor]

Dyno back on the job again

[cunning pollen]

war is OVER

[sleek needle]

We are so back chat!!!

[lyric shadow]

Quick question. Why is some of the feature such as kick feature are behind paywall AKA premium?

[vast meteor]

yess

[quiet spindle]

what or why?

[vast meteor]

Dyno has awakened from napping

[short prawn]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/FaZ__GdYQ-vbRpDxUAPRJxJdCqytcEdz6u-u9IiukNI/https/64.media.tumblr.com/9db8e5bee04bb6d20ce3da5581f2ba8c/235bae18aa686ac8-5f/s540x810/cf5ddffb22c45900ae8ab791df532cbedc2bf3d3.gif

should have known.

anyways.

[vast meteor]

that's a long link

[daring timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fireball-gif-5222293145599770807

[vast meteor]

see Dyno is back

love it

[sleek smelt]

Mee6>dyno

[velvet ingot]

What even happened i wonder

[daring timber]

mee6 would ban u for saying this in their server btw

[sleek smelt]

[quiet spindle]

the easy answer is cuz the devs decided to make it that way

[vast meteor]

wait fr? 😂

[velvet ingot]

MEE6 is for cryptobros lmaoaoao

[vast meteor]

you been on their support server Aly?

[sleek smelt]

And btw im joking around

Yes

[vast meteor]

yes

[velvet ingot]

Ye

[quiet spindle]

to be honest if i could decide how moderator decisions are decided here, i would do the same

[vast meteor]

Hii

[quiet spindle]

i don't like hating against other bots

[sleek smelt]

Hello

[devout tide]

mee 6 so p2w 🙏

[vast meteor]

how's it going

[devout tide]

its not hate

its my pocket problems

🙏

[vast meteor]

I can't type smh

[sleek needle]

It’s the discord version of console wars

[quiet spindle]

sounds like you did just type smh

[vast meteor]

back to blowing up logs

[sleek smelt]

Not trying to be wierd but why did you just randomly interved into a conversation

[daring timber]

well as hard is it might be to believe, servers cost money
And the bigger a bot grows the beefier its servers need to be, which = more money and = somethings inevitably will be paywalled

[vast meteor]

uh I just thought I say hi, I'm not interrupting anyone

[plush condor]

finally we can chat again

[lyric shadow]

So, kick feature no longer free any more. What about other feature such as admin feature and log will those stay free or will be pay access soon?

[plush condor]

hii jade

[vast meteor]

hiii

[vast meteor]

how are you

[quiet spindle]

kick was never free

[plush condor]

im alright tyy wbuu

[vast meteor]

[flint vale]

Can I have the link to get the latest version of dyno?

[vast meteor]

doing good, jamming to music

[plush condor]

thats nicee

[vast meteor]

yeahhh

[sleek smelt]

Wdym

[hollow tendon]

Invite Dyno with this link!
https://dyno.gg/invite

[vital herald]

[vast meteor]

dark hii

[flint vale]

There are different types of dyno

[vast meteor]

mhm

@hollow tendon this one the OG

idk lmao

[plucky fiber]

.

[hoary wharf]

I like how this happened during one of the few times ever I have needed to ban someone.

[vast meteor]

Hi Landon

[plucky fiber]

hi

[vast meteor]

how are you doing

[plucky fiber]

im doing good

[vast meteor]

oh damn

[plucky fiber]

wbu?

[vast meteor]

glad to hear that

I'm good just chilling

[plucky fiber]

nice that's good

[hoary wharf]

Dyno let me down, I though it was never gonna give me up, never gonna let me down, never gonna roll around and desert me

[vast meteor]

yeah

[cursive wharf]

[quiet spindle]

that is the worst segue to rick roll i've ever seen

[ember grove]

You’re the worst segue to Rick roll

[quiet spindle]

shut up carti

[vast meteor]

Cartiiiiii

hiiii

[ember grove]

Make me

Hiii Jade

[quiet spindle]

do u have a protected role

[vast meteor]

how are you doing

[ember grove]

You forget I have power

[unreal sparrow]

[ember grove]

I’m doin well, yourself?

[lyric shadow]

Bare niminun Will the other feature stay free or will they be pay access soon?

[midnight sigil]

[vital herald]

lets try something

<@&700846626025242696>

[deft storm]

okay outage is over im out

[vast meteor]

doing great! vibing

byee

[vast meteor]

hides

[daring timber]

@ember grove a rare pug

[quiet spindle]

i'm not sure what features you're referring to. but if you have any other dyno questions, please ask us in the support channels, thank you!

[ember grove]

Oh hai

[lyric shadow]

Like mod/admin feature including log

[unreal sparrow]

I'm watching you

[vast meteor]

uh oh

[cursive wharf]

Carti Party

[quiet spindle]

good morning!

[steel spruce]

Hola

[vast meteor]

Carti

[vast meteor]

Hii

[pseudo jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/running-running-man-gif-26341322

[unreal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-fbi-government-security-badge-gif-12118783

[steel spruce]

No ay mexicanos

[unreal sparrow]

Jade (FBI) would like to speak with you

[nocturne crystal]

👀

[vast meteor]

Sir I have not done anything

[unreal sparrow]

I know just joking

[vast meteor]

[vast meteor]

I know 😂

[cursive wharf]

lets all pat carti

[unreal sparrow]

Security check chris for a gaming pc

I'll take that as evidence

[ember grove]

Oh god please no Chris

[vast meteor]

@ember grove

[errant talon]

Dyno is backk?

[vast meteor]

you're probably going to end up with 50 pings 😂😂

[vast meteor]

yeahh

[ember grove]

It wouldn’t be the first time Jade

[hidden hazel]

I was dying without dyno

[past raft]

is dyno working again

[vast meteor]

oh dw I know the feeling

[unreal sparrow]

I know you've reese's and snickers

[vast meteor]

yess

[quiet spindle]

@ember grove hey i have about 25k banned words but i cant delete any of them, can u pls help

[oak tundra]

I like how it immedetly closed after I posted the error sticker

[vast meteor]

damn

[quiet spindle]

gives carti ptsd

[unreal sparrow]

That's insane

[ember grove]

Oh no please no

[autumn dragon]

oh damn... that's really bad. I won't give up the unrealistic hope that they will revert this.

[nocturne crystal]

👀

[cursive wharf]

what?

[errant talon]

W

[vast meteor]

yass

[cursive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-fofinho-heart-love-cuddle-cute-gif-14676815

[oak tundra]

Does Chris has a gaming pc, lets find our

[unreal sparrow]

Exactly

[vast meteor]

probably

[vast meteor]

[unreal sparrow]

I'll take your candy and pocket change

[vast meteor]

give it to me

[vital herald]

I recently pinged @midnight sigil 1500 times using a bot

[cursive wharf]

https://cdn.csjgaming.com/images/cn4qw.png