general

[candid token]

but thats staff bot

@fierce niche is still alive too i think

[manic drum]

fran is still online

[candid token]

yes it is

[manic drum]

#commands

[spark ruin]

BRO HOW MANY DYNOS DO THEY GOT

[candid token]

who deleted

[wraith oriole]

40 minutes with dyno, discord is becoming hell on earth, mods cannot moderate without it so every rule is being broken without mods doing nothing. my hands are shaking and the server i'm in are becoming one by one worse with every second.

[candid token]

erm like

25-40

around there

[manic drum]

here, that’s ur answer

[vestal hamlet]

@candid token You can stop with those "jokes" Thanks.

[candid token]

erm..

[wraith oriole]

@ornate valve

[spark ruin]

explodes from too much information cutely

[candid token]

@late halo 😂🫵
You can't touch me with your hammer!

[manic drum]

oh!

[quiet spindle]

that's not actually all the dynos

[manic drum]

ik

[candid token]

@dark sundial 😂🫵
Your husband can't do nothing, nor can you! (except mute me)

ok bye gonna go study

[spark ruin]

how do i get media role

[manic drum]

i think dyno yellow is gold

was the main bot

[candid token]

skill

[manic drum]

but custom bot replaced

[candid token]

main premium bot, yes

[spark ruin]

ur studying

[manic drum]

#welcome but u cannot get it rn

[candid token]

nah i lied

[spark ruin]

how can u be in discord

[manic drum]

its down

[vestal hamlet]

yes you can mari...

Different bot.

[candid token]

you cant

its the @hollow tendon one

[quiet spindle]

um

[vestal hamlet]

no

media is @vague sedge

[quiet spindle]

we know how our server is run you know

[manic drum]

wait ima try

[candid token]

oh nvm

thought it was a reaction role

[vestal hamlet]

No...

We know how our server is run lol

[manic drum]

how did i get media

[vestal hamlet]

By chatting.

[manic drum]

i never touched @vague sedge

[candid token]

erm.. tell me then!! give me access

[manic drum]

ohhh

does it stay in my profile forever or it goes away if i get inactive

[green isle]

good nooning

[manic drum]

gm

[vestal hamlet]

They stay

[manic drum]

i see does it have permission

[vestal hamlet]

What?

[rough void]

Will Dyno come back online?

[vestal hamlet]

When it gets fixed, yes.

[manic drum]

like to react, send image

[vestal hamlet]

Welcome tells you what each role gives

[candid token]

@vestal hamlet can I have information on what @dark sundial, @late halo and @fierce niche does

[vestal hamlet]

No

[cunning tulip]

dyno is down

[candid token]

why

[cunning tulip]

website is also down

[candid token]

#dyno-status

[manic drum]

okay thank u ill read

[vestal hamlet]

Besides Dave which is modmail and all you really need to know, the rest are staff-ran bots and are mainly only staff-operated, commands are not public.

[candid token]

okay what else does dave do

besides modmail

[quiet spindle]

modmail

[vestal hamlet]

modmail

[candid token]

besides modmail

[quiet spindle]

exactly

modmail

[vestal hamlet]

i mean we answered you

modmail

[candid token]

it doesnt only do modmail

[quiet spindle]

can I ask you a question

[candid token]

does it not do moderation

[candid token]

no

[spark ruin]

_ _

[candid token]

^

[quiet spindle]

what makes you think you know what bots do on our server more than we do?

[manic drum]

wasn’t there old custom bot before @hollow tendon ? i swear there was one

[undone creek]

it can do something like ?mute or ?warn etc.

[candid token]

search feature
i just showed you

[candid token]

@quiet spindle

[quiet spindle]

that was three years ago

four

[candid token]

and?

[mellow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-office-spongebob-on-fire-gif-13729593

[quiet spindle]

Dyno had music four years ago, doesn't mean it's still a feature now

[undone creek]

there‘s a list on the website, wait, the website‘s down too

[waxen thistle]

bot still down?

[candid token]

not speaking about that

[candid token]

#dyno-status

[quiet spindle]

updates will be sent in #dyno-status

[manic drum]

there was music feature?

[vestal hamlet]

yeah

[candid token]

bro..

[vestal hamlet]

about four years ago

[fallow frigate]

OH GOD DYNO IS DOWN WHAT WILL WE DO

[candid token]

die.

[vestal hamlet]

wait

[candid token]

or that

[quiet spindle]

you will panic and I will sit in my armchair

[manic drum]

i used dyno since 6 years, and im sure i didnt use it

[quiet spindle]

actually I won't I need to leave for work soon

[flint vale]

Hello, Is the Dyno dashboard is down?

[candid token]

lockdown channels now

[manic drum]

lockdown expect #palace

[heavy sentinel]

^

[mellow urchin]

Bro mini modding lmao

[manic drum]

jk

[tranquil gale]

Timed warnings feature when

[fallow frigate]

i had to just delete 4 messages myself since i cant use purge i want to file a complaint

[undone creek]

wait and hope that anarchy won‘t break out

[heavy sentinel]

is dyno down

[vestal hamlet]

#dyno-status

[manic drum]

hi

why am i so chatty today 😭

[tranquil gale]

The devs should add a feature where warnings last for a certain time

[vestal hamlet]

#feature-requests

[tranquil gale]

Okay

[exotic turtle]

😭

[median rock]

I miss dyno

Pls bring him back

😔

[manic drum]

#dyno-status

[unborn pagoda]

We have a giveaway today that us hosted by dyno

[runic jacinth]

bot down :((

[median rock]

i can't breathe

[formal grove]

My dyno not working for some reason

Omfg

[vestal hamlet]

#dyno-status

[formal grove]

Not cool

[vestal hamlet]

is cool

[tranquil gale]

This feature has been requested several times

Why won't it be added?

[vestal hamlet]

unsure

[tranquil gale]

Ah, alright

[flint vale]

Its working?

[snow stag]

I thought this bot was straight, but I was wrong

[vestal hamlet]

the bots a bot

[formal grove]

💀

[snow stag]

Server GIF

[vestal hamlet]

The profile picture of the server?

If something gets deleted, then don't repost it.

[pulsar iris]

When will the server forecast open?

[vestal hamlet]

If you mean the dashboard, #dyno-status

[pulsar iris]

Okay thanks

[manic drum]

the bot doesn’t have sexuality

[cyan hamlet]

In the 8 years I’ve been on discord I’ve never seen dyno down like this, that’s crazy. Unless I’m just blind lmfao

[undone haven]

it's done this for years

[vestal hamlet]

this is honestly nothing compared to like old school stuff

[sinful sage]

some servers are getting railed by nsfw invites because dyno is down lmao

[manic drum]

what’s yall favorite dyno bot? mine would be the cyan or yellow or red

[cyan hamlet]

I remember hosting a bot on repel.it 😂😂😂

[wary oxide]

rip dyno 🙏

[undone haven]

how are you going to say this with a straight face while calling yourself a dev?

[cyan hamlet]

True, I remember when dyno first came out lol

[sinful sage]

if you want to be called a respectable developer keep some opinions to yourself

[manic drum]

good one

[cyan hamlet]

He’s a Roblox dev calm down 😂😂 I came from Roblox but I grew up

[undone haven]

ah

[manic drum]

don’t think he can do roblox

[cyan hamlet]

I work on FiveM and Cloud Infra now

[undone haven]

Point still stands unless roblox devs don't know how computers work at a fundamental level tho

[cyan hamlet]

True true lol

[heavy sentinel]

fix dyno now.

[dull seal]

bots down rn?

[heavy sentinel]

or else im gonna go schizophrenic

[manic drum]

it’s asleep

[dull seal]

how long has it been down

[undone haven]

actually... that would explain all the bad roblox games

[vestal hamlet]

it'll be fixed when it gets fixed

[rare plume]

Attacking them doesn’t solve anything atm

[heavy sentinel]

u know what else is asleep

[manic drum]

like 4 hours i think

[manic drum]

?

[cyan hamlet]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vestal hamlet]

no mari

[manic drum]

2 hours?

[rough ember]

barely an hour

[undone haven]

it's not an attack its a question because i genuinely don't see it

[heavy sentinel]

yew know what... let me be quiet. ;-;

[manic drum]

k

[flint vale]

is bot down?

[dull seal]

I need a custom bot at this point 80k members dont sleep when bots down :/

[manic drum]

#dyno-status

[dull seal]

webssite down to

[heavy sentinel]

its nto the end of the world

[manic drum]

u cant make custom bot rn?

[heavy sentinel]

you'll be ok

[manic drum]

it will be fixed soon

[dull seal]

idk how to make one lmaoo

[manic drum]

did u buy custom bot?

[heavy sentinel]

is crown like mod or something

[undone haven]

Get yourself a red bot and rebrand it, and call it custom

[dull seal]

yes for dyno i meant custom custom

[vestal hamlet]

no v

[manic drum]

o

[cyan hamlet]

I know some people

[manic drum]

sorry i misunderstood

[jovial relic]

.

[manic drum]

omi said hello 1 hours ago

[dull seal]

its a really big server the transfering process would be such a big headache

[manic drum]

omi, are u happy dave is down?

[heavy sentinel]

why fant u just reply to me

[cyan hamlet]

I mean hell like I said I know some people

[vestal hamlet]

it's to early to be doing that

it's quiet time

[cyan hamlet]

The people I know are good at what they do

[vestal hamlet]

replying is for normal time

[heavy sentinel]

😒 .

then why is this mari person like mini modding

[manic drum]

why are you misgendering me-

[heavy sentinel]

bitch calm down i corrected myself

[manic drum]

ok

these person are so rude lately 💀

and they’re new to discord as always,

[heavy sentinel]

girl ive been using discord since like 2019 ,,,, that doesnt mean shit like i almost got my shit HACKED cauase im guillible asf

why are u all up in my business hello who are u 😭 😭

[rough ember]

can you calm down please

[heavy sentinel]

iw as just asking why u were mini modidng im not trying to start shit

[cyan hamlet]

I lost my OG account to 2FA😭😭😭

[heavy sentinel]

sucks

[manic drum]

hi sucks im mari, hyd?

[wary oxide]

do we contact dyno with a ouija board

[undone haven]

sounds like ya need better data security & data replication practices

[heavy sentinel]

LMFAO

[manic drum]

og like me, that’s cool

[undone haven]

wait since when is 2019 considered og

[clear belfry]

when is dyno online

[cyan hamlet]

Well I was 18, broke my phone, lost my job and had to get my phone turned off so I could afford food, now I have 2 phone numbers linked to 2FA so I’ll never lose them, one on a transferable eSIM and the other on a physical SIM

[manic drum]

its not og, maybe around 2018

[heavy sentinel]

sorry not everyone is chronically online

[cyan hamlet]

I been on discord since 2015

[undone haven]

i disabled phone verification iirc

[heavy sentinel]

how does it feel like to be a coder

[clear belfry]

cap

[snow wind]

8 hours AFK overnight... Didn't get anything (above 100k). My luck is SHOCKING

[heavy sentinel]

thtas so cool

[clear belfry]

2024 jan 1

[undone haven]

don't need to be.

[manic drum]

oh no

[heavy sentinel]

what

[plush tusk]

Fix ur dyno

[undone haven]

#dyno-status

[vestal hamlet]

#dyno-status

[manic drum]

its down

[snow wind]

Dyno is down

[cyan hamlet]

Well with IOS 18, the 2FA Codes are linked to my iCloud account now to which I always have access to on multiple devices

[heavy sentinel]

💀

[undone haven]

ohgod

[heavy sentinel]

do u know how long it takes to fix a bot & like the coding

and shti like thta

[manic drum]

i don’t use dyno for server invite moderation, so no one will able to spam invite in my server

😭

[ember elm]

why wont my dyno work

[undone haven]

ngl i just use Authy & 1Password and Proton drive for recovery codes

[heavy sentinel]

i wonder why

[manic drum]

however i use dyno for my main server of 20%

[heavy sentinel]

authy is gooddddd

i luv authy

[ember elm]

bruh i just joined

[manic drum]

#dyno-status

[ember elm]

ag

[cyan hamlet]

I do app development for IOS so I have the dev beta, I like 18 so far, pretty smooth upgrade, works great far on my 2nd Gen SE and my 15 PM

[ember elm]

ah

[undone haven]

Authy gets synced to 3 mobile devices so if one breaks ohwell
1Password is tied to authy & two security keys so if authy breaks, ohwell
Proton is tied to authy & security keys so, ohwell if one breaks

[heavy sentinel]

18 ?????????? we're in ios 18 ??/ hello

i have to shit so bad

[cyan hamlet]

And the new password app is like keychain but it stores a lot more

[undone haven]

yeah and it requires trusting Apple

With everything.

[cyan hamlet]

IOS 18 Doesn’t officially come out until September when the new iPhone comes out

[undone haven]

It requires trusting your cell phone carrier to not let you get SIM jacked

[urban skiff]

is dyno down?

[manic drum]

there will be iphone 17? bro

[manic drum]

#dyno-status

[undone haven]

That's a level of trust I personally can't give em

[cyan hamlet]

Hell I trust apple more then Samsung, I cracked a S22 in like 6 days after release

[cyan hamlet]

16

[undone haven]

tfym cracked

Rooted? Rooting isn't hard. Neither is a custom ROM

Dangerous for your data and device ✨ maybe ✨ but hard? idk about that one.

[cyan hamlet]

Well hey we all have our trust levels, me personally I’ve been with apple just as long as android and imo apple is far more secure, the OS is more secure and stable and the support is far better

[undone haven]

I just have the simple option of: Don't trust mobile manufacturers for any data security.

They're all shit.

Just different levels of shit.

[cyan hamlet]

For sure, don’t get me wrong that’s definitely a great outlook and in inclined to agree with you on that, I’ve been developing and coding for the longest time and IOS is By Far the hardest to crack in terms of kernel level jailbreaks. Hell they didn’t have one for IOS 16 until a month ago, almost 2 years later

Shits crazy how secure IOS is in terms of security flaws and how exploiting them are

[undone haven]

thats what happens with proprietary software that has insane vertical integration with stuff like the SOC and security chips

[cyan hamlet]

True

[undone haven]

I do like Android Private Compute Core tho

Very nice

[cyan hamlet]

I do love the apple eco, how everything is integrated one way or another

For sure

[undone haven]

Apple's ecosystem looks more like a prison.

[cyan hamlet]

Hell you could stick your iPad Pro on the side of your MacBook and make it a second screen, which is kinda cool to me

[heavy sentinel]

tell me why...... i thought juneteenth was today

why do people type so dman slow in ehere

[undone haven]

I wanted to develop apps for both iOS and Android and then found out they required a Mac.

Apple TV looked neat, then I learned it required an Apple device.

iPadOS is in some weird space between the convenience of a smartphone and the power of a laptop

[cyan hamlet]

For sure, just the integration of the ecosystem is actually very interesting and kind of amazing that they can integrate so many different technologies into something that is a fluid system

[undone haven]

All smartwatches suck equally tho

[cyan hamlet]

True. Yeah the proprietary stuff is a bitch, but I mean most of those devices I’ve had for a long period of time

[undone haven]

mobile sux

plus word articulation on 20h of sleep is hard

[heavy sentinel]

HELLO HOW

[viral urchin]

its crazy how i was trying to get dyno bot into a server and i was like whats happening, i thought it was my internet, hell i was gonna disconnect that already thinking it was that fr

[cyan hamlet]

Lmfaooo I got a nice metal waterproof one (not an Apple Watch, I can’t fathom spending 600-800 on a watch)

[undone haven]

how what you have to be specific

[cyan hamlet]

I do agree with that though

[heavy sentinel]

how is it hard on 20 hours of sleep liek

u got plenty hours of sleep

[undone haven]

I bought a nice Fossil watch and just

[heavy sentinel]

wtf is a fossil watch

[undone haven]

sorry, 20h of awake

[heavy sentinel]

OHH

my bad

[undone haven]

brain turned off a while ago

[viral urchin]

prob an old watch

[cyan hamlet]

Not an old watch

[heavy sentinel]

tahjt doesnt hgelp me

on what it is

[undone haven]

I'll find it

brb bothering amazon

[cyan hamlet]

It’s nondigital

It’s not a smart watch lol

[heavy sentinel]

i think i might have like hemhorroids but like then againi odnt think i do im scuuuuurred

i thnik rtheeres a spider outside my window

[viral urchin]

a the non addicting ones basically lmaooooo

also @cyan hamlet what is "Blue Angels FiveM" im curious. Clothing?

[undone haven]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017SN1OI8 @viral urchin
Only complaint - they shafted the roman numerals by just cutting them off.

[terse mango]

Apples rules for publishing are also crazy I heard.

[heavy sentinel]

that is hideous

[undone haven]

Blue Angels as in... the fighter jet aerial performance team?

[cyan hamlet]

No, it’s a virtual version of the United States Navy Demonstration Team AKA The Blue Angels

Yes

[undone haven]

blue angels are neat

[viral urchin]

ooooh ok ok cool

nice fr

[cyan hamlet]

Hell, they aren’t as bad as everyone thinks but they are strenuous

[tired pasture]

hm

[heavy sentinel]

is it like a game or whast

[undone haven]

could be an apple watch tho

[heavy sentinel]

that doesnt fcahnge teeh fact that its hideous

[undone haven]

could always be basically trash

[cyan hamlet]

FiveM aka Grand Theft Auto

https://youtu.be/Goy6uXuaLug?si=573yfTciXS9riLnj

[heavy sentinel]

girl FUCK. that game

[cyan hamlet]

This is the trailer for it lol

[undone haven]

hows it hideous

[heavy sentinel]

nawt watchiogn that i hate gta

[viral urchin]

that watch is alright

[cyan hamlet]

It’s not normal GTA lol

[heavy sentinel]

idk its just not physically appealing to me

[heavy sentinel]

well im not patriotic

[undone haven]

i sure hope a watch isn't physically appealing

[heavy sentinel]

i used to hjave lioke

a creeper or unicorn watch

that shit was FIRE.

[undone haven]

a what

[heavy sentinel]

do u want me to like

[undone haven]

why does that first one sound like a lawsuit

[heavy sentinel]

I used to have a Creeper or Unicorn watch. That shit was FIRE.

[viral urchin]

wow nice i likey, i cant wait for the GTA 6 version then

[heavy sentinel]

do yu want me to FUCKING TYPE LIKE AN ENGLISH TEACHER

[cyan hamlet]

Yessir

[heavy sentinel]

IDK WHAT ESLE TTO TELL YOUJ IM A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL ON THE INTERNET

[undone haven]

what the hell kind of watch is that? Epstein Island watch?

[heavy sentinel]

no bitch

oh mty ogd

IT WAS A CHEAP WATCH FROM WALMART

[undone haven]

I don't keep up with you children

[rough ember]

@heavy sentinel can you stop swearing please, thanks

[viral urchin]

and?

[heavy sentinel]

why

[viral urchin]

rules prob idk

[undone haven]

a minecraft creeper watch...?

[heavy sentinel]

where even are the rules

[viral urchin]

best watch ever fr

[heavy sentinel]

yes

[viral urchin]

#welcome

[undone haven]

i would like to douse my eyes in bleach now

[heavy sentinel]

that doesnt say anything about not swearing

[viral urchin]

i havent read them and prob wont read them but aja

[heavy sentinel]

why

[viral urchin]

im just here for that outage thing

[upbeat merlin]

dyno down?

[viral urchin]

yep

[heavy sentinel]

i wonder

[viral urchin]

i think thats why we are all here rn

[undone haven]

awful looking manmade horror

[heavy sentinel]

what is it

[viral urchin]

link? lmao

[undone haven]

that watch

[heavy sentinel]

WHAT WATCH

[viral urchin]

oh the fossil one?

[heavy sentinel]

DO YUOU EXPECT ME TO READ YOUR MIDN HELLO

[undone haven]

it looks like vomit

[vestal hamlet]

@undone haven

[heavy sentinel]

bro.

[pulsar iris]

I have a lot of work to do on the dyno right now and it's a shame that I have to postpone it.

[undone haven]

THE ONE YOU SENT

[viral urchin]

beautiful

[heavy sentinel]

ts ugly as hell

[heavy sentinel]

???? I DIDNT SEND ANY WATCH

r u schizophrenic perchance

[undone haven]

better than the godforsaken creeper watch

no

[viral urchin]

imagine having that drip on

spidey drip

[grizzled glade]

Oh dyno...

[heavy sentinel]

do u think this loosk like vomit

i dont think youve seen vomit before

[undone haven]

Manic, maybe
Schizophrenic, no

[undone haven]

dog vomit

[vestal hamlet]

@undone haven

[heavy sentinel]

its kinda weird if your vomit is like a bright ass green

[undone haven]

classic

[vestal hamlet]

vroom vroom

[heavy sentinel]

ok youre hating on a minecraft watch but not

[heavy sentinel]

whjy cant i swear

[vestal hamlet]

look

im going to bed

[heavy sentinel]

im looking

bro

[vestal hamlet]

not my problem anymore 🙂

[heavy sentinel]

its kinda your fault that youre like a council

[undone haven]

because thats a watch meant for children the minecraft one has a screen that is way too big

[heavy sentinel]

or some shit

[vestal hamlet]

realistically, the words you said would have been blocked by our automod

[heavy sentinel]

and so is the ... other watch

[heavy sentinel]

why cant i swear in here

[vestal hamlet]

because we ban certain words

it's just how it is

[heavy sentinel]

like fuck ??

erm

[vestal hamlet]

that is one of them, yes.

[undone haven]

also i feel like the Minecraft watch would be worn unironically by a 17 year old

[heavy sentinel]

i dont understand sorry

[vestal hamlet]

so do listen to the other staff please

[heavy sentinel]

okay

[heavy sentinel]

uhhhhhhh

well i kinda said i USED to have one

[green isle]

Imagine there being other staff

[heavy sentinel]

😭 when i was younger

[quiet spindle]

innit

[heavy sentinel]

that'd be crazy

[undone haven]

The Fossil watch looks good if you pair with stylish clothes but not great if you pair it with generic everyday clothes

[heavy sentinel]

it also kinda depends on ur style 😭

do u expect me to dress like a business man everyday

[viral urchin]

You sure are a 17 year old.

[heavy sentinel]

whoopdie doo

was that comment necessary

[undone haven]

I dress in a navy light fleece jacket or a cream colored shirt and it works perfectly

[viral urchin]

no

[heavy sentinel]

thats kinda like a business man icl

[undone haven]

it's absolutely not

[heavy sentinel]

kinda is

[undone haven]

the overcoat is impossible to describe

you know the inside of those fleece hoodies?

[viral urchin]

me, girl dinner.

[green isle]

For a brief moment I thought that I forgot to bring extra batteries for my hearing aid

[undone haven]

put that as the entire jacket

[tender dune]

the dyno fell?

[heavy sentinel]

are u like 26 or something

[viral urchin]

nop

[heavy sentinel]

ok... then how old are u

[chilly pebble]

@flint vale try the slashsoftban command

[viral urchin]

why u ask?

[candid token]

heyy~!!

[heavy sentinel]

because u were like "u sure do act like a 17 year old 🤓 🤓 "

[candid token]

im back!!!

[flint vale]

For purging their messages?

[heavy sentinel]

and i wanna see how old u are

[candid token]

erm.. you're not a moderator

[plucky lantern]

[candid token]

woah

[heavy sentinel]

what does that have to do with anything youre not either

[candid token]

u shouldnt be asking for personal info unless you're staff

[viral urchin]

ngl im not that far from your age but its how funny how i still feel some difference but yea i wont tell ya, ill leave you on the mystery.

[flint vale]

Woahy

[chilly pebble]

Yep, assuming you don’t want to completely remove them. It’ll ban and unban, and in the process, delete all their messages if I recall correctly.

[heavy sentinel]

i dont wanna get in ur pants man i like women

[candid token]

are you 13 years or older? (just say yes/no)

[candid token]

if u wanna see if their underage, just ask that

not their actual age

[heavy sentinel]

ermm youre not allowed to ask for personal info unless youre stuff 🤓 . 🤓 .

[heavy sentinel]

thats not what im asking 💀

[green isle]

If they don't want to tell their age, leave it at that

[candid token]

please read 🤓

[candid token]

oh

[candid token]

[flint vale]

No well, i banned them actually using carl bot because Dyno was offline and carl didn't purge Thier messages. Now i want to purge the banned users messages while they're banned, is that possible through/purge user:

[candid token]

where is dino

[flint vale]

If i provide it the uid

[viral urchin]

he contradicted himself fr

[heavy sentinel]

obv i meant staff,,,,

[heavy sentinel]

he it they she

[viral urchin]

dead for now

[heavy sentinel]

we dont know what it goes by

[candid token]

im not stoopid

[heavy sentinel]

i wonder where

[green isle]

To be fair

[candid token]

bios exist :3

[green isle]

Staff also shouldn't

[vast meteor]

hi

[vague pond]

hi!

[candid token]

oh

[viral urchin]

look man, im not gonna bother entering a bio rn

[candid token]

i thought i put it there

[heavy sentinel]

is that gerard way

[flint vale]

Basketball dunk.mp4

[vague pond]

maybeee

[candid token]

bye, dont come back 😊

[heavy sentinel]

i love him

[chilly pebble]

Well,unfortunately nothing is possible with the bot down, haha. But yes, that should work when the bot is back up.

[undone haven]

i don't see why anyone would need to know someone elses age for most purposes aside from nsfw content

[vague pond]

samee

[candid token]

🤨

[heavy sentinel]

why are u so negative for wtf did issy do to u

[candid token]

ur mom

[heavy sentinel]

?????????????????????

[heavy sentinel]

awe man u rly got me there

[candid token]

real

[heavy sentinel]

im shaking in my boots

im so afraid and scared

[candid token]

omg slayy 💅

[flint vale]

Oh alright thanks, i thought maybe because the user isn't in the server anymore it might not be able to detect who's message to delete

[heavy sentinel]

augh brother

[vague pond]

:(

[heavy sentinel]

its ok issy im here for u

[candid token]

sorry xx

[viral urchin]

cofe's pronouns is coffee i swear

[undone haven]

[candid token]

[undone haven]

ja/va

[heavy sentinel]

im so honoured that i saw a7x live

all these divorced dads are jealous

and not in a weird way

[viral urchin]

now i wanna listen to MCR

[heavy sentinel]

go listen to mcr

[viral urchin]

yes

[undone haven]

people still abbreviate it as a7x?

[viral urchin]

and yes

[patent dew]

nerds

why did you mute me

[heavy sentinel]

yea,,... u think im typing out avenged sevenfold

[patent dew]

<@&231095149508296704> 🚨

[heavy sentinel]

cause youre annoying

[patent dew]

stfu

[candid token]

real

[heavy sentinel]

LOL youre really angry

[vast meteor]

ah

[patent dew]

cry

[undone haven]

is there anything else a7x could mean?

[vast meteor]

how are y'all doing

[heavy sentinel]

im bawling im so sad

[vast meteor]

why?

[patent dew]

cope then idk

[heavy sentinel]

idk

[green isle]

Can we be nice please

[heavy sentinel]

i was being sarcastic

[heavy sentinel]

im great

[undone haven]

Why does it feel like Sunday, Kromm?

[patent dew]

🤓🫵

[viral urchin]

@vague pond Gerard Way in his Danger Days era UGHHHH so hot

[patent dew]

🤓🫵

🤡

[heavy sentinel]

are you a homosexual

[vague pond]

FR THOUGH

[vast meteor]

figured

[heavy sentinel]

cause i am too

[patent dew]

I am :)

[viral urchin]

YES AUUUUGH

[terse mango]

Jade!!!!!!!

[vast meteor]

but glad to hear your doing fine

[patent dew]

😳

[viral urchin]

why you assuming?

[vast meteor]

hii

[heavy sentinel]

cause u called a man hot..

[vast meteor]

what

[heavy sentinel]

and i assumed that u were a man

[patent dew]

so youre assuming his gender?

💀

[heavy sentinel]

U JUST ASSUMED THEIR GENDER TOO HELLO

[terse mango]

How was surviving btw?

[viral urchin]

you talk about respecting pronouns but now you are assuming my gender fr

[patent dew]

i was COPYING YOU

HUH

[viral urchin]

contradicting

[patent dew]

real

[viral urchin]

very contradicting

[plucky lantern]

@vast meteor

[undone smelt]

dyno down rn?

[viral urchin]

yes

[heavy sentinel]

when did i talk about respecting pronouns

[patent dew]

nope

dyno dead

[undone smelt]

it is

[heavy sentinel]

i was purposely calling that cofe person an it

[vast meteor]

[undone haven]

hey quick question is Liam a guys name

[undone smelt]

;-;

[viral urchin]

here

[heavy sentinel]

google it

[terse mango]

Yes.

[patent dew]

dyno shut down, not coming back ever

[heavy sentinel]

i was purposely calling cofe an it

[candid token]

...

[heavy sentinel]

im so sad i miss the rev

[candid token]

I am being abused.

[heavy sentinel]

i wanna kiss him on the lips

[floral gazelle]

Bruh wake up that bot

[candid token]

WHAT

[heavy sentinel]

oh thats not...

[soft geyser]

what

[heavy sentinel]

something to joke about..

[vast meteor]

DYMIIIIIII , hope your doing alright ❤️

[candid token]

verbally*

[viral urchin]

yes, Liam Gallagher (hottie), Liam Neeson, Liam Hensworth... etc.

[heavy sentinel]

well

[hollow belfry]

dyno is not working at the moment or??

[terse mango]

Oh Dymi is here.

[undone haven]

Liam Kitsch?

[vast meteor]

MB! what's up

[soft geyser]

Dyno is currently having some issues, for more information check #dyno-status

[candid token]

@soft geyser pls mute @heavy sentinel for being toxic

dave broken

[terse mango]

Oh wow, all the cool ppl.

[heavy sentinel]

whoopdy doo

[viral urchin]

search a bit deeper.

[vague pond]

WHAR DID V DO

[undone haven]

no

[heavy sentinel]

this cofe persn was kinda being a meanie

[candid token]

erm.. 😁 guess what??? y- yo- your mom! 😂

[heavy sentinel]

when they were back

from doing god knows hwat

[vast meteor]

what is going on now

[candid token]

u started it

[vague pond]

oh wow very funny

hahaha

[candid token]

erm.. 😁 guess what i was back from doing??? y- yo- your mom! 😂

[viral urchin]

look at my spotify bio

[heavy sentinel]

this is very elementary school argument

[candid token]

ok and?

[heavy sentinel]

i think u should stop whining

[vast meteor]

y'all chill out

[soft geyser]

Knock it off

[heavy sentinel]

and go to support

[candid token]

nuh uh

[heavy sentinel]

or somethintg

[plucky lantern]

Partially

[soft geyser]

I won’t be asking you both again

[candid token]

ok sorry. im being turned on

[plucky lantern]

I'm in the school

[candid token]

im gonna go now

[heavy sentinel]

oh..

[candid token]

bye!!

[heavy sentinel]

yea...

[vast meteor]

[viral urchin]

bai

[terse mango]

Do we want a VC MB and Jade?

[patent dew]

cofe wtf

[vague pond]

teenagers scare the living shit outta me

[viral urchin]

YESSS

[heavy sentinel]

omg youre 14

[patent dew]

dyno, rest in piss, you won't be missed 😭🙏

[undone haven]

anyone born after 2005 is a CIA psyop

[heavy sentinel]

thats so

young

[vast meteor]

yikes

[terse mango]

I dont have my IRL friends today........

[heavy sentinel]

ok im turning 18 in october stop hating on 06's some of them r cool

[candid token]

I was born in 2010 :)

[vague pond]

😭

[soft geyser]

oh dyno

Well

[vague pond]

dyno dyno dyno

[vast meteor]

it's not funny

[vague pond]

oh dyno!!

[undone haven]

time to use the manual controls

[candid token]

nice try

[vast meteor]

chill out

[tiny wadi]

lol

[viral urchin]

you'll be half legal congrats, happy early bday

[vague pond]

DYNO, WAKE UP!!

[undone haven]

Idk I haven't met one that is

[dark sundial]

coffeeiskey was muted for 7 hours

[viral urchin]

WOAH

[patent dew]

7 hours 💀

[viral urchin]

YIKES

[cold kraken]

is dyno down

[viral urchin]

lmao

[patent dew]

was it not 3? 😭

[undone haven]

jinkies

[cold kraken]

in my server he isnt responding

[patent dew]

-unmute @candid token

[simple helm]

#dyno-status

[heavy sentinel]

youre probably just rude to them cause earlier u quiote literally said "these kids 🤓 " as if youre from the silent generation or something

[vague pond]

emmy nem

[heavy sentinel]

gen x momsand dads are sometimes the sweeteszxt tho

[vague pond]

emmy nem nem nem

[heavy sentinel]

my dads a millenial because mots of my family is p;retty young

[patent dew]

erm.. shut up!!!

[heavy sentinel]

not like crazy young but

[patent dew]

naw ur family is ANCIENT

[heavy sentinel]

are u like 13

[undone haven]

nah. i say that ironically and mainly just to tease people under 18

[patent dew]

close

[terse mango]

@vast meteor@soft geyserI feel really lonely because I dont have my IRL friends today.

[heavy sentinel]

we can tell

[soft geyser]

Knock it off, v.

[patent dew]

not lower just syk

[heavy sentinel]

WHAT DID I DO

HELLO

[viral urchin]

its funny to bother them, they get so offended LMAO

[undone haven]

hi

[soft geyser]

You’re very aware of what you’re doing

[patent dew]

I thought you gave a final warning?

[vague pond]

istg my middle part just does not want to be a middle part

[patent dew]

Mute time!!!

[heavy sentinel]

im listening to music and typing

[viral urchin]

oh my oh my

[soft geyser]

Awesome

[heavy sentinel]

idk what youre talkin about mr broken

[undone haven]

congratulations on the music part

[heavy sentinel]

let me not

[soft geyser]

I’m taking facts

[vague pond]

holy shit

[heavy sentinel]

let me ...... calm, down...............................

[patent dew]

you should mute them, because you said you're not asking again and cofe got muted?

[heavy sentinel]

i dotn wanna be banned yet 😊

[autumn dragon]

When will the dashboard be up again?

[undone haven]

are you able to save a file in Photoshop, v?

[plucky lantern]

There is no ETA

[vast meteor]

mk, I'm in vc when your ready to join

[patent dew]

how is that fair @soft geyser

[soft geyser]

Moderators can moderate to their discretion, you don’t need to tell me how to do it

[patent dew]

🤓

[patent dew]

bias!!

[viral urchin]

facts

[patent dew]

<@&987393780338524290> <@&203040224597508096>

[heavy sentinel]

this

[vast meteor]

[undone haven]

when you ping a role via its id it doesn't ping it

[patent dew]

im not stupid

[vague pond]

why are people being disrespectful today help

[heavy sentinel]

youre acting like it

OUUUUUUuhh whokl said that

[patent dew]

@soft geyser

[viral urchin]

u an artist?

[patent dew]

🤚

bye v

:)

[heavy sentinel]

right... im only "mean" as a joke liek this ltitle uhhhhhh aer perrson siad like oh "you kids" as like teasing & thats what im doing i guess but i odntw awnna say it like that cause then it seems weird

[viral urchin]

idk im just listening to MCR (ty btw)

[hollow epoch]

when will bot be fixed? any eta?

[plucky lantern]

No

[undone haven]

nope. professional dumbass, actually. and developer.

[heavy sentinel]

little prepubescent boys are so sassy and grumpy

[vague pond]

the ghost of you

[quiet hearth]

fix the bot

[patent dew]

shut up

@soft geyser do your job

[plucky lantern]

We're already working on it

[heavy sentinel]

whoopdy doo x2

[heavy sentinel]

luv that song

[viral urchin]

aw, still cool tho, i wanna learn sum coding some day

[hollow epoch]

time to get a backup bot coded

[quiet hearth]

thanks

[vast meteor]

bruh discord wants to be stupid rn

[heavy sentinel]

i love that whole album its so yummy

[vast meteor]

what album

[plucky lantern]

Isn't he?

[vague pond]

i have a shirt of it too

[viral urchin]

augh i love that song, im listening to Planetary Go rn

[vague pond]

three cheers for sweet revenge

[patent dew]

no, v is still not muted. was given a warning after a final warning

[undone haven]

you just defined most teens and applied it to a specific subset, good job. i guess.

[viral urchin]

i got 2 Black Parade shirts, i want a Revenge shirt fr

[patent dew]

v is continuing after 2 warnings

[soft geyser]

I won’t be asking you again, quit commenting on moderation. Moderators can moderate to their own discretion

[patent dew]

i smell bias

[patent dew]

🤓

[vast meteor]

who's the artist?

[vague pond]

my chemical romance

[viral urchin]

My Chemical Romance

oop srry

[vague pond]

HA I SAID IT FIRST HAHAHA

sorry

[vast meteor]

ah okay and no worries

it's all good

[undone haven]

programmings fun until you wind up with error on line 1000 and only have 60 lines

[patent dew]

@heavy sentinel Enjoy your 4 hour timeout.

Anyways, @soft geyser why did you do it in private? You humiliated Cofe but not v?

🤨

[dark sundial]

itzpartytime_ was muted for 6 hours

[soft geyser]

Already asked you to stop

[vague pond]

peace!!

yay!!

[viral urchin]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ee11e77dcf139664f06162af04978806/tumblr_pmzxvr2ZOq1uhpkqmo1_500.gif

[vague pond]

no naurr nooo

[feral comet]

server is down

[viral urchin]

cries, jk jk jaja

[vague pond]

gasp I HAVE MEDIA PERMS YAY

[viral urchin]

well done

[vast meteor]

Dyno is having an issue at the moment, you can look in #dyno-status

[viral urchin]

FR

[feral comet]

i saw thet

[vast meteor]

Sooo

[vast meteor]

how are you doing

[undone haven]

tired

going to bed

you?

[viral urchin]

ive seen that omfg

so horrible

[vast meteor]

sleepy myself and I just woke up

sleep well

[undone haven]

[vast meteor]

mhm

[slim stag]

Let’s hope this issue gets resolved quickly, Goodluck to those working on it!

[viral urchin]

anyways imma do stuff, nice meeting ya both @undone haven @vague pond

[vast meteor]

take care y'all

[vast meteor]

hi mari

[manic drum]

hi

[vast meteor]

how are you doing

[viral urchin]

also respect them mods or @soft geyser the cop will mute ya, respect. (srry for the ping) :3

[vast meteor]

MB be capping

JK jk

[viral urchin]

💀

nvm DONT respect them

JK JK

[vast meteor]

nah I'm playing, he chill

were you about to do something?

[vast meteor]

[manic drum]

[vast meteor]

aww that's a cute emote

[manic drum]

fr

[vast meteor]

mhm

[restive steeple]

is dyno down?

[manic drum]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes-gif-14382673246413447193

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[flint vale]

#dyno-status

[vast meteor]

check there please

[plucky lantern]

Heyy

[manic drum]

guess what happened?

[flint vale]

oh wow

hi

[vast meteor]

what?

[plucky lantern]

Glad to see you around :)

[manic drum]

omi said hi to me

[vast meteor]

lmao

[manic drum]

it noticed me

[flint vale]

same ahah

[manic drum]

.<

[flint vale]

i didnt know you were still support

[vast meteor]

well uh, good for you? I suppose lmao

[plucky lantern]

Yeah lol

[vast meteor]

who are you? 🤔

[plucky lantern]

A nerd

[flint vale]

Dymï's boyfriend

[vast meteor]

oh

okay

nice to meet you 😄

[feral crane]

Dyno.gg website is down?

[soft geyser]

wait

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[flint vale]

Embed fail

[plucky lantern]

I'm gay, but he's not my boyfriend lol

[vast meteor]

how are you

[flint vale]

good

[vast meteor]

glad to hear that

[flint vale]

i joined because of the outage 😦

[vast meteor]

you good? lmao

ah

fair enough

[flint vale]

is Dyno getting DDoSed ?

the website is down too

[vast meteor]

it's being looked into

[manic drum]

does dev know abt ir

[vast meteor]

huh

[manic drum]

i mean-

[vast meteor]

oh

yeah they know if that's what your asking

[manic drum]

yes!

[vast meteor]

yeah 😅

[elder fjord]

The developers were informed of the outage.

[manic drum]

wait so

[vague pond]

tyy

[vast meteor]

can we be informed about infinity

[elder fjord]

Sure

[vast meteor]

[elder fjord]

here you go

[swift ore]

is dyno broken

[quasi chasm]

Is dyno down or smth

[manic drum]

all dyno (dave, dart, dyno support) shares same service as dyno? that’s why it was also affected?

[elder fjord]

Refer to #dyno-status please @quasi chasm @swift ore. The developers were informed and looking into it.

[vast meteor]

👀

[vague pond]

should i send a screenshot or sum

[manic drum]

or developer have an internet issue that took down bot

[swift ore]

oh okay

[quasi chasm]

K thank you

[swift ore]

i just saw

[flint vale]

does paid users are also affected ?

[elder fjord]

I don’t know and wouldn’t know but let’s not speculate please 😄, Mari.

[vast meteor]

You are never ending that's for sure

[plucky lantern]

Yup

[manic drum]

yes

[amber pelican]

dyno bot and website down

[plucky lantern]

#dyno-status

[flint vale]

wow that sucks gl team 💪

[manic drum]

dyno purple was last bot to go offline

😭

[quasi chasm]

Its a full outage dosent work in any of my servers

What shards are down

[manic drum]

all

[vast meteor]

I haven't even checked my servers but it's obvious what's going on lmao

[gritty lagoon]

xd

[quasi chasm]

Then thats not a partial outage

Thats full lol

[plucky lantern]

I mean, we are the ones who report problems to the developers, we are not going to say things that are not real lul

[gritty lagoon]

i can bearly see your picture now.

[flint vale]

Why is it marked as partial if it seems to be like all bots it should be a major outage

[manic drum]

i use 20% of dyno stuff in my server, so i would not care tbh

[gritty lagoon]

hey you have a cute cat ears

[vast meteor]

[calm fractal]

we're updating it right now, seems like it wasn't updated when we learned the full scope of the problem

sorry about that

[vast meteor]

[flint vale]

UwU

[vast meteor]

it's Doja cat

[gritty lagoon]

what? we have a lot of message here so i just want to be specific

[manic drum]

so its not partial outage?

[gritty lagoon]

oh my bad i should turn off that ping

[plucky lantern]

It's a major outage

[vast meteor]

it's from her music video "streets"

[calm fractal]

Not unless you can tell me a server where dyno is online

We believe dyno is offline in all servers

[vast meteor]

nah it's all good

[gritty lagoon]

ah i never heard of it

[vast meteor]

I see, but I was joking about that btw lol

[vast meteor]

I figured

[manic drum]

doesn’t premium and the custom bot shares cluster? or custom bot get their own cluster

[vast meteor]

infinity is a nerd, that's all y'all need to know

@elder fjord 😝

[hushed hound]

yo i jus got here why isnt dyno website working?

[fierce niche]

No u x2

[manic drum]

fran isn’t affected woa

[elder fjord]

Please refer to #dyno-status for more information. It’s related to the on going issues mentioned there.

[hushed hound]

aighyt

[flint vale]

If all bots are down it's something that all bots share like the database or a master idk if they use k8s but if the k8s master is down all instances are i think

WHY IS DYNO DOWN

[elder fjord]

Please refer to #dyno-status for more information. It’s related to the on going issues mentioned there.

[vast meteor]

it's completely different

[pulsar iris]

What's the problem with the site?

[vast meteor]

#dyno-status

[pulsar iris]

Omg

[manic drum]

does dyno own fran too? or it has different service like omi

[elder fjord]

Fran is special ✨

[manic drum]

its my fav bot

[slate warren]

sheesh, it dropped from just the bot being down to the site being down, somethin definitely broke somewhere, rip

[manic drum]

like cuteee

[vast meteor]

you're special 😉

[manic drum]

can i run the command u used on fran

[flint vale]

how long is this?

[manic drum]

😭

[vast meteor]

what?

[flint vale]

outage

[gritty lagoon]

oh nice you have a cat ears as well i like cats a lot

[vast meteor]

ah, not sure

[vast meteor]

lmao yes

[flint vale]

nya! ichi nii san! nya! arigato!

[elder fjord]

I don’t remember if you can or if it’s locked to a role such as Regular but you can try in #commands

[gritty lagoon]

that is a cool jet

and car

[cyan hamlet]

Thanks

[vast meteor]

nice color jet

[soft geyser]

GTAO

[vast meteor]

oh I didn't see the car lol

[soft geyser]

Not bad