#general
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Fruit salad
You're a fruit salad
Do tomatoes belong in fruit salad
Krommm
Pickles are berries.
im gonna hit you
Pickles are a product made from cucumbers (a berry).
Source: Google
I'm going to put you in a pickle jar
Go ahead
Bananas are also berries.
So are peppers and all citrus fruit. Oh, and strawberries aren't real berries.
They're not real straws eithr
so i dont trust a it at all
i dont trust strawberries
I trust bmws
Does anyone have the link to the bot's privacy policy?
Alpha skibidi rizz
ty
What
Can someone help me
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
jade can you help me
💀
@vast meteor
lol
yeah bro @vast meteor
tf
@undone haven
Every day is National Ping Jade Day
hehehe
what are we talking about guys @vast meteor
Good question, ask @vast meteor
what you want?
hru ?
Y'all

OMG
I think there needs to be a little more
DYNO
its still going
20 pings so far
haha get banned
Wtf
- giggles like a baby *
@vast meteor let the pings build up from there
@midnight sigil would you like the spam ping treatment
ew shut up
I'll mark as read
Just DM ping me
I've only ever had a total of like 80 pings at one time
okay
Well I was off Discord for a while one time
I read all my pings but that time I just marked as read 
@vast meteor i stopped it
???!!?
yeah
yuh

Fluxx
???
Hiii
I'm alright hbu
Ah go eat
what the flip
Oh damn
please don't say sexist stuff like that
Lmao it's a joke
Hmm
W
Hmm
bro who pinged me in vc
No one I don't think
Hell yeah._.
Oh my god
what
What
naur @vital herald
Epik englash
Lets all chill please
nywayas..
Get better
erm so hows everyone evening
Shit
Hiii
happy chewsday mates
Its Tuesday for me
Where r u from ._.
The earth
Funni
hi matt
Me too
Mhm
Somewhere its Tuesday apparently
Asia
hi bucket
East coast it's Tuesday as of two minutes ago
Bucket!!!
uh oh
buvket
NO
lambo is being mean
Yes
Lmao
chaotic autism duo
@vestal hamlet Lambo is betting on you
I am not betting on him
Dyno
Yes you are
I should probably sleep at some point
huh
I should also probably sleep at some point
PHFT
the autism twins
who
us
you do now
Oh wow
fine, you?
Guam
Department of transportation is not real
thats not how that works tho
it is now
incorrect
i am fine
correct
How does it work then
Psychology and biology both say "no"
i say yes
the chaos in me always wins
what
How tf his hair move that way
magic
afaik it works by parts of the brain developing differently before birth. These parts continue to develop differently later in life
Probably a filter
Nah its magik
magik..
hi
Yes
bye
Bye
soon
Soon:tm:
We have the same vibe fr
so real
what
Later
maybe
shut up
yes maam 🥺
EW
Good boy
No
i feel mad old whenever someone calls me maam
nice
never do that again
oh??
you are.
sowwy grandma
i am NOT
bye
What's ur age ._.
19
according to you your over 18 so that immediately means your old
Damn u old
ACTUALLY over 22 is old 🤓🤓
20's does not feel that old lmao
@vital herald 328 pings lets get it to 1k
It goes
Toddler -> child -> 18 (baby adult) -> (19+) adult & old
if it stops im not restarting it
wow
tell that to any child they'll immediately say you're old
Lmao
i have
what do you have
toddler.
I feel old
anyone born after 2005 is unfathomably young and doesn't exist
Fr bruh they straight call u out aunty and uncle
true that
people born after 2005 dont exist
And dumb af
sorry maam
good
STOP IT
bro took it too far
I was called uncle when I was 13 dawg
no maam
im leaving for the night
Lmao
bye
bye.
Miss we need to ask you about your cars extended warranty
Where is it
what
@urban quail right here
asleep
LMFAO
Damn
Here is ur kid @urban quail
BYE
WHATTTT
HELP?
I DIDNT EVEN SAY IT YET
Take him away
good night,
Nah its ur long lost child
💀
And this one ages backwards
Flux who you talking to
you..
Chia
oh wow
me wjat
:O
what
jade you ever try to find them?
:O
i alreadyed showed lambo my kid
BOO
Nope
not lambo again
?fban @urban quail
mb lambo is being mean
LMFAO
Join vccc
haha fail
what’s the real command
i would double check your permissions if i were you ...
MB
wait
🥺🥺
Lock ur kid up
no
?fban @soft geyser
kai.0670 met Dave's Hammer
Who’s next
why cant i do it
HA
:)
W
rex is dat u
Skill issue
🔍
mb after all these years you dont know how to fake ban
Gimme me some power
LOL
oh gotchu
I’ll blame it on that
Gm.
hi awake im aervy
can you actually ban lambo tho
sure why not
im not even saying anything
Go back to bed
HAHA
i told you staff is on my side
We don’t need lambo anyway
fr
do we need chia
we do
the queen wants ur money
i make this place alive
grrrr
LMFAO
@soft geyser i got unbanned
plus im funny
you failed
Same
hm'
I'm unbanned
Get rebanned
😦
😟
is that so?
I can cope with agent being unbanned
They’re useful
Dark on the other hand
That’s a different story
dont even
Ha
ywah bro
Ok tf is happening...
mb my dawg
I don’t condone violence
i do
What an irony
REX OMG!
I do too
i condone it
Everyone want the glory hole donut of urs
We settle this over a game of 8 ball pool
mb is scared
literally and physically
DONI
8 ball, how about 8 rounds of an MMA fight

i can use the stick as a weapon so that won't work
computer wizzard
Ello chris.
leyboard warriors
I wouldn’t want to embarrass you
DONI how are you doing?
but moving forward

Martial Law?
Talking to me.
no
I remember that emote
Chris, IDK....
you're talking to a soon to be cop 😈

bros gonna ger shot
You’re going to be a cop?
ah nice
Bro is praying on my downfal

USA is now ruined
WHAT
Nah.
i am not
calm down there police brutality
Do not fly to the USA. ✅
goodnight
awh lambo we still love you bro
Flee to Germany 
ok
what

oh my days
isnt it beautiful
wtf
french kisd
why wouldnt it
LOL
there's no tongue there so it can't be
are you saying u dont want ur face to be eaten?
Who has shit like this in their gallery
who’s us lol
I don't, but, I'll make an exception for an exceptionally hot vampire lady
Laitearlly anyome but you
bro is ASKING for a disease
Immaturity at its best I guess
me 😈
cope you'll be alright
im the dog and lambo is the chicken
Profile pic said enough 😅
how
where disease
sure
@cursive wharf My sister has returned to work now.
go order jimmy johns
wtf is a publix
@vital herald almost 900 pings is actaully obsurd
sounds like a disease
you must not be from florida
the nurse?
you clearly are given how that was spelt
1k for me
LMFAOAOA
Dam I had to restart my phone
The one who hurt their arm.
i know i just blew logs up nby accdident
i did not know sorry
Smh lmao
what gave you the impression I was?
Jade ^
this is the longest the pings have gone on ever lmao
nothign at all
yeah theyre still gooing
@vital herald ping
Dark about to get banned from using the api
Ohh that's good to hear!
Dark ignoring me like usual lmao
your pings dont bother me
iirc i set a bot up to do a bunch of DMs and it did hundreds in 30s
Good
Dark doesn’t ignore me
1k
thats correct MB
what effect would that have
in that case i may have to have a chat with dave
Lmao
Oh boy a staff report
Hiiii
pings have zero effect in DMs
hi
How's it goingg
Sigh
Well, how about you
@late halo lets chat
Dam idk if Dave will respond

no he wont

Isn't it late for you still? Or is it morning mow for you
morning meow
if he's in the UK its 5-6am
wdym no way
It’s uh 5AM
its tiny
go back to sleep
why do u wake up and immediately get on discord
I saw a ping from a mate
why are you still up
Didn't you sleep??
wdym
Isn’t it like 12AM for u
yeah
And I did sleep
there's a very small sliver of the UK that is GMT+1 iirc
yeah
It's almost 1 am for us
why don’t you go to the bed then
no
no
ur not my dad!!
This part!!
the hypocrisy
We vibing that's why
is astounding

Astounding
I'm not even sure how the phone has managed to not correct itself 
Lmao
Gesture Bar: Is on the side while the phone is vertical
Android: I see nothing wrong
depends how much you care about details I guess
and how much you notice the little things in software
Automessage is a pain in the ass
😸
back in the grave with him
bro how many pings will i have by tonihgt
probably over a thousand
cuz im already at aathousand
i have over a thousband rn
It's so weird how it's a webhook and not the actual one I'm using
I wish it could respond with the premium one instead of the reg lmao
@digital oak damn
hi
Maybe
Ping
Ping
it's fine, hbu?
Just chilling
nice
Mhm
ok dark im done @vital herald
What have you guys done to dark
Sounds like he’s having fun then
😂

Hi
Lol I just asking for this meme "You laugh you restart"
Ah okay
its done when its done im not touching it
Dark I will literally disable Automessage lmao
😭 aww
Elloooooooooo.
L8r.
Later!
Morning
hello
Same lol

Trooper
correct
Hello
ooga @rough ember
Hello again bucket.

wake up
I am awake
finals?
Yes, he is awake.
Yes
i hope you fall asleep taking one of them! 🙂
Ty
downloading more fallout mods @rough ember
Relationship failed… 😢 (narpy did not like me…)
@vast meteor @vast meteor
Jade🌷| Dymi Bestest❤֎ is AFK: sleep 😴 - 3 hours ago
how do u guys untime someone out with dyno bot
What's the Greenwich time zone for Dyno cus I can't find it
wdym
I'm on Greenwich time zone but when I look through Dyno's timezone I can't see it so I was wondering what the name might be for it
happy pride month.
?untimeout
neither iceland or greenland are there?
No I mean for British people, specifically the isle of wight
is that still GMT 0?
you can just use any timezone that is UTC 0 or UTC+1 during daylight savings
good morning
Ohhh
Hello everyone I am new
Mods, ban him!
UK is using BST rn
Ello.
It's ?unmute
How can I set up a mute command
?mute @user doesn't work
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Hello?
hiya
Ello.
Hi
save Bot a.i

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Bye
Morning
Well. Music apps seem to be back in the activities tab. Damn are they awful
👋
Yeah 😭
tuneIn is pretty decent from the little bit that ive used it
is it posible to make it when somone roles got tooken away you can see what roles he had or restore all roles from a member ?
oh mb
i did
ty
No probelm,your support will be shortly, do not ping staff team until will be online.
JADE!!!!!!!!
How was your first McDonalds day?
I didn't work yesterday
I'm going in today and see
I'ma leave a little earlier than I did yesterday
Makes sense.
Quite good, but really really mellow..........
Oh okay
@vast meteor I love your nickname 
Thank you ❤️😊
😂
Sorry Bucket 
Yay your Dymi again
Mhm, how are you doing?
Means how about you
Okay
And I'm doing great
Oohh! Great
Yeahh
Whatcha up to
Okay
Lmao
Thought I've seen my flashback
Flashback?
Soo great and nice
I've remembered for...missing shots in fortnite bruh
(Flashback:Chapter 3,season 3 missing shots:920.
Chapter 3,season 4 missing shoots:992
Chapter 4 missing shoots:
Season 1:999
Season 2:1101
Season 3:1313
Season 4:1501
OG:6382
Chapter 5 missing shots:
Season 1:3729
Season 2:8483
Season 3 right now:9999
(End of flashback)
I love your profile, it's so cuteee 😂😅
Gotcha
Okay
My flashback
Soo I know what is flashback
Mhm
Means:if u remember for spongebob episodes or other seasons
Yeah I know
Ok
How can I send a server invite that doesn't send an invite to a channel?
is there tickets in this server?
No
There isn't but we have support channels
Huh
?
does /roleall work if you do the ID of the role aswell
You can ask that question in support
It says it is an invite to my countin channel
i did.. 💀🙏
Uh yeah?
How can I change that?
Change it to what tho?
to that it isn't an invite a a channel but just an invite to the server.
(I probably misunderstood you...)
I'm not sure to be honest
it still stays an invite to a channel
Can you show me what you're talking about? I'm confused
How's it going
wait, he's right. discord always picks the top channel it seems. odd
That is weird but I don't really mess with that lmao
Hi
hello
How's it going
That's good to hear
am happy for that
yeah
Mhm
jade are you on duty to help me on #community-support
Next time be patient, someone will help when they are available.
Awwwwww
xd
So adorableee

👀
Indeed
xD
That is one of my special bonks
XD
How's it going 😂
ok wbu?
I'm good just laying in bed at the moment
nc
Yeahh
jade
Yes?
help me out 🙏
Whatcha up to
nothing
bro dyno isnt working
XD
its ruiined!
I'm not jumping in because your already being helped
i wanan fix my custom commands
Be patient please
nuh uh
hes not replying
but ill wait
Different timezones
I like doing nothing
Therefor yes, Support is mostly there 24/7
👀
its just timezone
We're all volunteers
Regardless of what timezone we are in
Well am not having a superioriy complex
Well I'm just saying
Jade you always press the person infront of you to argue with you're stupid points
I'm not arguing with you omar
but im banned from it
I'm just giving you information to try to help you but you don't want to take it
Nah, I'd wait.
Okay then
Lmao
I love that gif ngl
That's my favorite
Morning yall
Pretty tired
Ah
😱
👀
That is the most adorable kitty I seen
xd
Omgg
XD
Yep that's the one
If u have nitro and add external emojis to your about me, does that stay when your nitro runs out?
Not sure
I think yes
Yeahh this is the one!
DYMIIIIIII


Okay this one is my favorite
XD
You win
You lurking I see
Always watching
Oh snap
This one is okay
If you server is boosted and you use all the perks like animated icon, server banned, custom invite link, etc, does that stay when your server has 0 boosts again?
it does not
there is a small "truce period" for a couple of days to a week though
Okay that's good with the cats, thanks for showing 😂
does anything stay or does it all go away?
any perk gained from boosts goes away
but if you have all the emojis slots full do the emojis just go away?
not actually entirely sure what happens to that ngl
I thought you couldn't use them after your nitro runs out
nitro =/= servers' boosts
Oh
How are you doing
alright
Glad to hear
you?
I'm good, just walking again
walking is good
Yes indeed
I have so much Dyno mail
Good exercise for me
Okay 👍
Its a 20 minute walk to get to where I'm going and it's not that bad, I'm not too far from my house
Lmao what
I made a life sized ice cube that I broke in half to mold
I see
It has a hollow part
I see
I love summer but the heat is ridiculous
I know
I hope I get rain again like yesterday
I hope I get my power back on
Ello again.
Hey doni
Going to McDonald's today to see if I'm working, I hope I am
Yaaaay.
Mhm
Way better than when we last talked actually.
Ikr
I went to see my sister's new house today.
I wish I had a job but nope these managers fired people and then stop theft to frame the employees
Oooo how is it??
One of the best places to live in my entire city honestly.
Someone stole all the fries and our ice cream machine then the manager fired me
(talking bout the ER sister thie time)
I mean people get fired if you aren't doing your job
As long as you do your job you'll be fine
I was trying to order more fries and print some signs but my manager ignored that I was trying to order more fries and patties and fired me
There could be many possibilities idk
I doubt that happened
But at least I can sleep
So you do have a job?
Nope but at least I am not working at night sometimes and even days
Well you can always let whoever know what days your available when you get one
I'm available on weekdays on weekends I'm trying to pay bills
JADE, she already problems after 3 weeks....
Wdym
My sister.
What
Her "house company" is trying to prevent her from acquiring an AC device.
I'm over here trying to get everyone after someone
What that's illegal
Yes it quite literally actually is...
Can she not call 911 and say that the house company is trying to prevent her from getting it
What’s up
hey
Nothing quite important but...
How are youuu
No.....
Why?
I’m good thanks, you?
Because not that serious that a unit is needed....
Is it hot outside her house?
Does she have a freezer





