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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap, it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
Uhm what?
To me, my favorite part of the show is where they play fast money and see what they score
Hiii
Hii
How's it going
I've had the best nap ever. I'm good thanks, how abt you?
Doing alright, I'm laying in bed charging my phone
Fair
lol enjoy the show
Definitely
Mhm and plus I have work in a few hours so I need at least a enough
Hiya krom
the temptation to eat a kg of pistachios is strong
Ooo I love pistachios
You going to have some?
Hi
Hiiii
finally!!!
Gg
xd

level 9 yay

XD
Try again next time! Cause you got the bonk
How's it going 😂
How are youu
im ok wbu
Maybe not a kg
Lmao okay
A card pack
I don't remember which kinds there are but I like the original ones
thx
xd
Okay back

XD
Me jamming
Gosh, my stomach is trying to start hurting....
Unstart it
Oh damn
Good u?
hii
Morning

W user name
Hiiii
hi
Im not new
Hi
Hi Tesla
How are you
Good to hear
What
Okay
Can you chill
Just for your info, spam is not allowed here.
Hello
Hiii
Hru
Doing good just lurking hbu
Nicee me too as usual
Working 😔
Ah
hi
Alright
Hiii
@urban quail finely caught u
Lmao
Lmao okay
You were named discord in the past, now you’re Tesla?
lambo is under arrest
For what?
my automod is not working
for leaving alot
automod is not working for my server
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
Oh lol
@vast meteorYa know what you are under arrest for?
Nah
i am doing a citizen arrest on jade
What did I do?
You are under arrest for having the most infectious american laugh I have ever heard in my entire life......
jade ur under arrest for stealing cookies
😂😂
What? That's crazy

But very true...........
Chris is gonna be your jail officer.
I didn't steal any cookies tho 
ur fine will be 10 dave dollars
I hardly ever let people hear me laugh 😂

Really?
Yes.
yup
fine increases if u dont pay
we will have to repo anything to cover said debt
Wdym hardly
Jade, do you wanna arrest me?
You laugh so often
Dark is so correct here.
fine will increase 10 dave dollars every week
Well I don't really vc often, in general but since I joined here, I only ever VC in here apparently 😂
You can thank Bucket for that Jade.
we take cash or credit
Hmm I'm broke 😭
I feel comfortable around him just about
You have Dave dollars
What how?
me counting how much money i have in case i get arrested

Lmaooo

i guess i need to seize assets
What
to cover the debt of 10 dave dollars
Well that's good enough for me
.
Do t!wallet in commands
Gn.
Nightt
How do you give money
I don’t think you can
Ah
Hi
Hi
Hi
how's going? :)
Going alright hbu?
same and bored :3
Cute pfp
aw ty
Hello
Yo dude! What’s up my friendo
Chat am I cook?
@lucid tree check the logs! And if you didn’t understand, he just insulted
y
@brave ravine you are in big trouble
btw yuki, you never followed up 😕
Hi yuki
Is me bonnia btw if you don’t know who am I
I know
Hi Yuki
Ohh! Sorry! Hehehe, just was asking if you were here a moderation before or not?
Hi jade! How are you?
Good just chilling
in here? nah
How about you?
Good too
I see, you seems doesn’t like being a moderator here huh?
Good to know about it!
Me now gonna study
For my last exam
And when i finished it!
why
I’m Arabic-.-
ow no no no no
I don't like being a moderator anywhere, no
... although I sometimes wish I could timeout someone for like 5 minutes
by i need to sleeppppppp
Ah!
You gonna be bannnnneeedd -.-
Cuz you insult everyone
And that’s not cool man
i was joking

Joking? That’s some serious insult and you says it joking?
was it a slur or what?
Dowdaw you know? Being moderator is kinda not only fun! But is super little bored job
He says something is serious, maybe you not gonna understand it, but that’s just insult

It's not really bored for me though - I do it in my free time and enjoyable 
Mhm
Ah! Welp I’ll guess I’ll check for servers I would be a moderator in there
Good luck 🫣
Hey
Hi
Good luck!
Heyy
which part of it is enjoyable?
Everything, you gotta do it if you do love the community - doing it just for the "position" it will be bored for sure 😉
I see
How are you doing Mattew
Question wasn’t for me. But I enjoy making the entire server a better place for everyone. Makes it more enjoyable for everyone to hang out if it isn’t total anarchy constantly.
🙄
indeed, making sure the community you moderate is safe :)
I guess it's the satisfaction of keeping things in order
Now I want a good pizza.
pizza sounds good
Hello
Mhm
I could use some
choose one to buy one to double and one to crash
anyone else put 2 slices together to make a pizza sandwich?
warning theres a punishment if u choose to crash the wrong vehicle
Hey dowdaw
No
I just eat the pizza as it is
@leaden garnet
Lmao
Lol
jade theres people out there who make pizza, with pizza rolls as toppings
Hoodie ninja?
I know
Is nice name, but gets confused by it?
its a song by MC Chris
a rapper, comedian, and played in many cartoons on adult swim
Ah
Cutee lmao

Hiii
Hii Jade
How are you?
I am having a headache lol, wbu
Talking with my boyfriend
That's cool
Mhm and he's at work 😂😂
Don't get him fired😂
Oh naw, he knows what he's doing and no one is around him too 😂😂
Okay then enjoy 😂 hope he keeps his job
Oh it's all good, he's been working there for years
That is good
Yeah and besides, he said he was going to call me anyway lmao
We should get the tatsu bot down
Why?
Disgusting bot
bots are bots
Is he in the server?
Okay
He doesn't do discord
Good for him
Toast be toast
Lmao ikr

Hi @flint vale why are you dming me?
Hmm
what? couldn't you have just replied to him in dms?
Hm
Good luck
Eh halfway there anyway
wish you a relaxed working day
Ty
I'ma stop and get something from McDonald's and then eat there until it's time for me to clock in
Ty ty
lmao guilded got bought by roblox and turned into a worse platform than discord
Lol
i thought locking features behind a paywall, and adding a microtransaction shop would be dicords downfall, honestly
Yooo
Hello
Yooo heyy
Hiii
Jade
How are ya
Wsg
@faint jackal @placid night sweating right now, it's so hot lol but I made it to work hbu?
Find cartman

100°?
That's what it feels like
can someone please help me do custom commands i cant do it and its stressing me out
Dang
Idk the exact temp atm
bro someone
Probably in the 90:s
please
Here was around 93 today...
Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.
@clever grail 
ok
I bet that's what it is right now where I'm at
It’s suuuuuuuuuper windy here the last three days
Is it hot or cold?
Hmm
it’s not helping
can someone just help me
Hey
Ohh ok
If none of the options answer your question, you can press the additional support button and get help in that channel.
I like it when it's windy and hot tbh, wind helps me cool down
i mean can someone literally JOIN the server and do it because i can’t.
Agreed
We don’t do that. Sorry
Mhm, yesterday was supposed to storm and it did for a bit but that was it lmao
@clever grail you better be listing! Cuz that general! Not support
We had some lightning and little bit of rain but it didn't last long
At least something heh
Mhm
funny how matthew and selfish have the same exact amount of letters LIKE
no wonder your name is matthew LMFAO
Excuse me?
matthew aint even on support team
“excuse me” thought u aye
Hey Pi
I hope we get some rain for real next time when it gets cloudy, it's cloudy now but I doubt it'll rain
hello
touch grass tubby
There is no need to be rude. I am simply explaining where you can get help.
May I help you with something?
No
PI 
hi
Hi Pi!
I missed you
tf
😂😂
lmao
I aint bald
Yet
Not help you with moderation or development
Your a Pi tho
👀
PI is an admin
I am pi yes
Lol
Yess the OG
Pi Pi
I know he is Admin, and I’m a bunny
Okay
Bunny moderation

Hmm
What?
wym what?
what?
You said hmm so I was just curious lol
Lol if i finish the conversation I says hmm

Ah I see

Lol what's upp
Mood
Just curious, what time is it for you? Isn't it late for you or something
10:41pm
I have the weekend earlier than you 
Fridays don't feel like Saturdays unless you have the day off
me right now 🙏
i have the whole next week off
I'm saving my vacation time
Oo nicee
Helloo
How are you
Not too bad, weather outside is amazing today, how are you doing today?
Not bad either, about to change into my work clothes and get going
I'ma go ahead and go actually
See y'all! 😅
what are you doing that you have to wear work clothes?
Would it be safe to assume work? 😭
I walk to work and its so hot out now, so instead of wearing my work clothes, I wear a set of another clothes
I wear my shorts and a tank top
ok, i meant what your job is
I do retail and stocking
cool
Yeah I'm at work lol
Eh, it's alright but dealing with customers isn't my thing
not mine either
I tried the customer service thing, I was good at it, just didn't enjoy it. Much happier in a warehouse away from them
I am working on a database, creating items for a spare parts distributor
I rather just put out stuff and that's something I'm better at
Ooo that's cool
homeoffice, yeah!
Ah felt that
Okay i better get going, nice chatting with y'all! 😅
Have a good day!
Thanks!
alright, have a nice day!
Thanks!
Hello there!
How are you today?
How are ya?
Good wbu?
Good 😄
Lmao!
Ikr
Lol
Ello
Hi
ello mate
Hi broken
Hi Dark
Next week is my last week
Jade🌷| Dymi Bestest🌸֎ is AFK: work - 38 minutes ago
Ah
hi yuki
What software are you using
Microsoft Navision Dynamics
How are ya?
thats our ERP
doing well, just got home a bit ago
Ah! Take care!
thanks you too!
*Pointing at menu* and the tots, are they tatered in-house?
why did it grt mad dark
i think its gonna thunderstorm
do you know that?
I have made quite a few databases as I studied that as part of my course
Never heard of it
I used Microsoft access
?up
1 days, 2 hrs, 56 min, 50 sec
Oh that’s chia
ops... I'm sorry
can u delete my message?
Can you guys do simple math?
I can't, but don't worry at all.
@plucky lantern have a go at the math question I sent
400
Correct
I see a cow bubble.
Hello
Hello
I'm new here, hi👀
Welcome
I'm open making new friends and meeting nice people.
Hm
@zenith nexus
Hi everyone
Hi
Hello
Hi
How are you?
Good
this text is kinda difficult to parse
Never mix arabic gum with ajowan, you find no snakes alive
glad a native speaker agrees with me 😅
makes me feel less bad
At least it doesn’t sound like there’s a pause there when I read it out loud
Is English not your first language?
nope
Hey y'all
arent you at work?
bing chilling
Ikr lol
How are you doing

hii
full on american chinese food
I'm a newbie
For pride month, you can't say "let me get this straight..."
You have to say "just so we're queer..."
Guys, I tend to have nothing like this gay
Guys, I didn't understand anything, he called me gay
Guys, someone answer me
How to create a button on the channel that goes to another channel
<#channelIDgoeshere>
Are you a bot or a person
Ooo
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@sleek needle
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@rough ember
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@strange glacier please stop spamming, and you were answered already earlier if you scroll up
Maybe if you didn't spam you'd see it 
I didn't see anyone respond
What?
If no one answers me
I tried to tell you no need to spam 🤔
How to create a button on the channel that goes to another channel
#general message @strange glacier
I thought that was mentioning a channel
I don't want spam but no one is responding to me
Hi
Hi
Bye
Bananas!
Piiiii
Dog vs cat
Why bye
Dog vs cat
:(
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✅ william_desenhista was smacked with a mute spoon
Hey
bro had that locked and loaded
I wasn’t even trying to insult you
Heyy

ill forever hate bananas
Ah
Tbf they are healthy
the texture makes me cry
Oh that is indeed unfortunate but fair enough
Aww
yeah
actually now that i think about it i probably hated them bc i have texture issues
L

your bio says studying to be a nurse
yes
i feel like that would have some icky textures
🙏
thank you
Mhm
Hm
Hi Yuki
the only texture I can think of that I really don't like is coconut
I don't like the taste either so it's a double whammy
How are you?
Celery sucks most of the time. Here, bite into this crunchy water that has hair in it.
Tired hbu

Take rest, I’m fine!
oh I thought of another one
Glad to hear
stringy sweet potatoes
as by the way! I just feel bored and studying for the last day and finally
I’ll enter highschool
even I’m 18 years old-.-
Yes
And that day I guess it gonna be a party lol
Funn
And also maybe gonna learn eris
Sounds cool
i hate coconut
my parents already disowned me for that too
oh I'm sorry to hear that
it's ok, I have a friend that doesn't like pasta
that's about it though
lmao
oh damn that does suck
especially because my family makes it pretty often
poor thing
i don't think im allergic to anything tbh
i did develop a milk sensitivity but thats it
But there are sooo many different substances you can make pasta out of
I have garbanzo spaghetti here somewhere... surely there's one variety of grain that's acceptable?
Celery pasta?
that sounds ick
naur
What about Pi celery pasta

😂
Wanna know something, we sell banana pudding and its actually good
I tried it one time
dude jade is trying to get rid of me left and right
You runnin a banana shop?
😂😂
Ooo imagine that 
I'ma turn Pi into bananas pies and chocolate pies
Dang Pi is right
Well he's Pi
You tryna toss him to the side
Ofc not
The store I'm working at
We actually have a banana flavor pudding
Lemonade stands are dumb. I would raid a banana pudding stand for sure though.
Yeah
Heard
I should've taken a picture
Definitely not
Oh that reminds me, if Pi isn't around, then we only have bamanaville
Can't have a Piville without Pi ya know
The Bamana Empire was one of the largest states of West Africa in the 18th century.
I did not know that.
Lmao
I'm closing tomorrow so I'ma make sure to get a pic before I go lmao
How are youuu
Hell yeah
Yeahh 
We also have banana pound cake
Everyone is loving it because that sells really fast than the other kinds we got
Im good wbu
The same just chilling with my music at the moment
Yum
Valid info right here ngl
Ikr
Hii
@vast meteor
Nice nice, I be doing the same in some servers
Good tbh, glad it finally cooled down outside
Lol
Thanks, what about you?
It was still hot out even when it was dark, it actually got up to 100 degrees today
Holy -
I'm tired from working but not tired enough to sleep yet lmao
You live near a desert or something sheesh
No I'm in Florida
That in-between feeling
Ikr
Ohhh, down south
@vestal hamlet ping
Pong
Yeahhh
Fast response
whats the response time though
Nice
Very bad response time
Also what was the ping for @vestal hamlet
Lmao
I thought you had something to say ngl
Hiii
Hi
How's it going
Nice nice
I live more up north so our weather barely touches that high, but still
Ohh nice
Yeahhh
oh hey its you
Doing alright
Me?
no
Ah okay
the Z person
Gotcha
Nice 😄
Yeah
Yes it is me, the Z person
Lol
Invite Dyno with this link! 
https://dyno.gg/invite
@harsh prawn
Aw, I thought it was going to start dancing
🤔
At first that's what I thought when he first sent that
Dang, now imma cry
Loll, great minds think alike
Gets thrown off fr

Transformers was top tier ngl
👀
Fr fr
Lmfaooo
One sec I think this one might be better
lol
👀
Lol oh no
How are you?
I'm shivering in my boots
Yeah, happens to be a tad bit to often
I love transformers, I saw one of the movies but dam I forgot what's it's really called
Just chilling as usual
hello
Hope things get better for ya
What's upp
Rightt
feeling sleepy but have to study 📖 😭
Well I figured when you gotta study something, it's for a test or exam or whatever
At least that's the way I see it
Good luck buddy
Yeah good luck!
tysm
Exams are the worse
imma go cya
Yw
What subject is it?
Adios!
Cyaa
How so?
biology 2nd paper
Oo nice
🚶🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️
Idk, exams for me seem way more pressured and based off of memory then tests do
I loved biology when I was in school, that was easy for me
Oh yeah, that's true, and it's like you either remember it or not, at least that's how I think, but I don't think all exams are too bad, maybe depends on what it is
Erm, for me exams is all like "big projects" using "everything you know"
It stresses me out
Fair enough
Was that a required class?
No not really but it was an elective I could think of to pick
Ohh, same here
There's like so many forms of it to
Unfortunately it was only for one semester because it was my senior year when I took it so, I would have liked to take AP psychology
Yeah
My friends took it before I did and they seem to like it so I was like I'ma see how it goes
Oh yeah,that's the class we have to
Hi
I'm only a sophomore, so I can't really take the AP one yet
That's sweet, first hand experience
What? The AP one?
Hiii
guys i cannot appeal it just says Sorry, this form is currently disabled
Yes
If appeals are disabled in the server, then you can't appeal. You'll have to reach out to the server's staff if you think that's a mistake or something
Ah gotcha, what's funny is that my history teacher I had, he teaches that
How's it going?
Aw man
Good u?
Dang
That actually is understandable
Doing well just listening to music
how do i reach out to the servers staff?
We have women studies and I think African American studies and psychology which is all taught by the same teacher
Well that depends on if your server has a way to reach out to them (e.g., social media, a secondary appeal server).
That's good
Oh ok, thank you
Np
Are you a moderator?
Nope, I'm a Dyno support member
Uh what does that mean I'm not very smort
Like do u help work with the bot?
it means he's a superhero
That's true
hope that helps clarify
/s
Pi helpful as always
I know right and there weren't any other teachers that I know of who taught that anyway so he was the only one I know of
If someone needs help with Dyno, I'm there to help and guide them through in #support

Pi be Pi
Our staff structure can be a little confusing, you're definitely not dumb because of that!
3.14159265359...
Indeed
Pi, do you like 7/22 (Pi Approximation Day)?
you can be a little confusing
That's true
I made a Suggestion maybe a couple weeks 2-3 maybe but Anyway I still haven't gotten an answer so I just make mode
More
no i despise approximations of pi
Dang that makes sense
?
I am quite I intelligent if u ask me 🤓
Is that also Pi Day?
That would be a strange day for pi day
Can you time me out?
Oh
I could yeah
Is there banana day?
What's Pig without 3.14?
Scary
It’s pi day for lazy people
Oh, that sucks
Back in my school we always got pi for pi day
When's banana day?
Well I guess it’s for all the people who put the month before the day
No
The day before the month
I put the month before the day
I promise I’m smart
@lucid tree shut up
Am I invisible right now?
Bruhhhhhhh I'm still waiting ☹️
Oooo
Ha?
Interesting
I think it’s still a pig
No the Pig without 3.14 the Pi
Well
Pi be complicated as usual
I guess its 15926535….
Can somebody help with smt about bump
?
It won't let me bump and this server is nearly 6 months old
I thought it was 9.80 or smth
don't ask me why i said that i used the calculator
Could be you gotta set an invite to a channel you want to bump in, I don't know
What wym
Pig, not Pi
Interesting
I have no clue what pig has to do with pi
😂😂
the Pi and the g
Make sense
💥
Dam I gotta wait next year, seems like a long way smh
I'ma be throwing a banana party when that comes around
Almost april fools

Yeah I still don’t get it, sorry bro
I suppose it's cause you can make it a word out of your name
Idk
So uhh when is Apple day lmao
Not sure

Pig = Pi * g = 3.1415 you get the rest * 9.8
Oh sorry I forgot the gravitational contestant existed
My brain hasn’t been in physics mode for a hot minute
unfortunately i still have one physics class ahead of me
and them im free of the all the base requirements and can get into the more intensive major stuff
which will involve a lot of physics too
Ayo

What
It's possible
Any stats on bananas lately sir, ahem








