general

[lucid tree]

It's one of those chain prefixes

[wild escarp]

proxy prefix

[quaint junco]

All robots in meme 😂hello

Why I am robot ?

[wild escarp]

Am I a robot?

[quaint junco]

In meme may be

😂

[tepid tangle]

dyno has nothing to do with it

[lucid tree]

Maybe

[quaint junco]

Why a robot if I human ? Your are system

[tepid tangle]

id love to become a system

[wild escarp]

I am not a robot. I like to do normal human things like stand on chairs and walk in circles.

very human

I think I've just described the behavior of every NPC in Star Citizen.

[lucid tree]

Ah yes, the design is very human

[wild escarp]

Idk why but I love those videos

[river anvil]

You

#781279867801960479 message

[green isle]

Morning

[wispy quartz]

Gm

[vital herald]

good morning

[quasi panther]

Gm

[round owl]

Don't worry about not having a valentine on valentine's day. You probably didn't have a groundhog on groundhog's day either.

[slim raptor]

Hello people greetings

[trim siren]

Don't mislead me!

[brittle nymph]

btw asian guy, does your main have a picture of that uh, that one death note character?
the uh, emo guy with eyebags

[sonic aspen]

hello all

[brittle nymph]

"why do you think they did it?"
"why, do you think, they did it?"

^ does the punctuation change the meaning here? I think it does but I wanna hear others' opinions

[tepid tangle]

nope

actually nvm

yes

[honest hollow]

Hey

[flint vale]

What's up everyone

[vestal hamlet]

yo

[flint vale]

What's popping

How's it going

[vestal hamlet]

eh just watching a video

[flint vale]

Oh nice

What are you watching 🤔

[vestal hamlet]

caddicarus's legendary world of spyro games

[flint vale]

Wow

Lmao nice

[exotic turtle]

good morning

[flint vale]

@hollow tendon

[flint vale]

Hii

Oh geez, not in here too

[flint vale]

What's up

I've already seen that enough in another server lmao

[tepid tangle]

oh god

i dont have perms here

[foggy plume]

in all channels

so have fun deleting the ones you can 😂

[flint vale]

😂

[flint vale]

Hii

[foggy plume]

helloooo

[flint vale]

And yeah it's happening in another server I'm in but they aren't doing anything about it so

Probably don't care and anyway how are you

[flint vale]

How's it going

[foggy plume]

good, thanks

what aboutyou

[flint vale]

Glad to hear

I'm still waking up 😂

[hollow tendon]

✅ fininhobr. met Dave's Hammer

[tepid tangle]

one more mb

[hollow tendon]

✅ wael_77_ met Dave's Hammer

[tepid tangle]

done

[gritty lagoon]

nice nice ty

[flint vale]

MB getting the hammer out

Awesome

[flint vale]

Fixing to go to work soon

[soft geyser]

Automod failed on us

[tepid tangle]

rip

[flint vale]

Hii

[gritty lagoon]

hi

[flint vale]

Damn

[flint vale]

How's it going

[gritty lagoon]

just starting out on my new minecraft playing as mage

[flint vale]

Ooh

Sounds nice

[tepid tangle]

chaos

and bored

im sneezing too much

[flint vale]

Oh damn

Hope it works out for you

[rose night]

trty

[terse mango]

Ello.

[flint vale]

Hii

[terse mango]

Jade!

[flint vale]

How's it going 😄

[flint vale]

What's up

[terse mango]

Not bad, again chilling.

You Jade?

[flint vale]

Just about to get to work

[terse mango]

Wow, time differences.

[flint vale]

Ikr lol

What time is it for you?

[terse mango]

2:40PM.

[flint vale]

Ohh okay

It's 7 40 am

[terse mango]

You?

O.

[flint vale]

Mhm

[terse mango]

I actually get a cab towards school at that time local.

[flint vale]

Ah

Nice

[terse mango]

Usually I am there by about 7:52 and school starts at 8:00.

[outer ether]

hi, your site is down all day, and i cant send a form on it(

[flint vale]

That's about what time I get to work, I usually get there before 8 but it just depends, I tend to have other people who get dropped off before I do

[terse mango]

Ah I c.

[flint vale]

Mhm

[terse mango]

I have my 3-4 ppl who I catch up with before going to class which is just perfect.

[flint vale]

Nice

[gritty lagoon]

I snzeed a few time when I was taking a shower.

It felt terrible.

[tepid tangle]

you sure you dont have a cold

[gritty lagoon]

no

[green isle]

hi

[foggy plume]

hi police

[gritty lagoon]

How do you become the police of Dyno server?

[prime mica]

Nice

[wild escarp]

I hear it involves telling Dave a joke that he laughs at

[wild willow]

Nice super

[shell tiger]

gm

[gritty lagoon]

im not laughing

[green isle]

It's really difficult to make dave laugh

[outer sphinx]

What did you told him

[green isle]

Sharing that would be cheating

[gritty lagoon]

thanks for nothing

[wild escarp]

Happy to help

[vital herald]

Interesting

[foggy plume]

very interesting

[worn tree]

gm

[warm ravine]

Please I am tagged a robot I have appealed but still the same

[vital herald]

The Memeland form is likely overloaded, you have to wait

Yeah it’s a crypto server that uses dyno forms and they have a lot of members trying to use it

[naive prairie]

Meme team said that they speaking with your team from 12 00 UTC. Still no announcments? When it might work?

[gritty lagoon]

blah blah blah

[indigo hinge]

Stop asking here, they are working on it. Just come to the memeland server.

[gritty lagoon]

ikr

[sullen thorn]

why the hell does your platform works 1 hour a day? in best case

[soft geyser]

What do you mean?

[agile basin]

nice

[lament lotus]

yo if anyone sees wixxllss please tell him to message me i am looking for him for like months now we were buddies until he got off one day and now he never messaged me back and i saw him online here once and uhh yeah

[terse mango]

Ello.

[flint vale]

Heyy

[flint vale]

He's not added as your friend anywhere else?

[sleek forum]

GN

[flint vale]

Night

[abstract sun]

Goood nightt

?afk sleeep

[hollow tendon]

@abstract sun I set your AFK: sleeep

[tepid tangle]

gn

[flint vale]

You headed to sleep too?

[hollow tendon]

Axel is AFK: slep - a minute ago

[flint vale]

Well gn then lol

[foggy grail]

I am a human and please eligble me for meme airdrop.

[terse mango]

1h 20min until I go.

[flint vale]

What

[flint vale]

Gotcha

[indigo hinge]

Wrong server my man, wrong server

[still galleon]

have USSR occupied the server?

[vital herald]

no?

[still galleon]

server logo looks like USSR flag

[hollow cave]

Please why haven't I been verified yet

[vital herald]

similar colors maybe but no the ussr hasnt returned

if you are referring to memeland @hollow cave we cannot help with that

[calm fractal]

It’s for lunar new year…

The icon has a lantern, not hammer and sickle lol

[foggy plume]

yet

-just kidding-

Pi guy is here

[calm fractal]

[foggy plume]

3.14

[main sonnet]

true true i agree with your statement

[still galleon]

yeah, but colors are the same

[calm fractal]

Yeah true

[terse mango]

Pi is def here.

[fossil flame]

how do I leave a dyno giveaway

[boreal sigil]

You need to click on it 2 times, and there should be a leave button.

@fossil flame also next time #community-support is more helpful.

[fossil flame]

mb cuh

[boreal sigil]

It's alr.

[snow finch]

Dyno servers down?

Bot nor website aint working for me

[boreal sigil]

#community-support

[green isle]

yo

[terse mango]

Ello krömm.

[plucky lantern]

Can you try now?

[snow finch]

Works amazinly

[meager phoenix]

Guys? Did discord updated all bots embeds?

[tall mist]

idk, but the YouTube embed looks different

[meager phoenix]

All bots embed doesn't seem to have that color thing

[rough ember]

been like that for 2-3 months for me lol

[tall mist]

hmmm weird, you are right

[meager phoenix]

It changed for me like rn

[tall mist]

same

[undone brook]

peekaboo

[late flicker]

silence\_4all

@undone brook

Joined

Mon, Aug 22, 2016 2:31 PM

Registered

Fri, Jun 10, 2016 10:18 AM

Roles [3]

<@&511630375890714625> <@&722533383690911884> <@&237273200055156736>

ID: 190771765054668800 · Feb 15, 2024, 8:47 PM

[flint vale]

Hi everyone

[hard oak]

Hello

Gm gm gm

[flint vale]

How's it going

[hard oak]

@flint vale Please gift me role

How are you mam..

Gm gm gm

[rough ember]

huh

[hard oak]

Hi

Role

[flint vale]

😂😂😂

Bro

[hard oak]

Please gift me role

[flint vale]

I'ma let you know, I don't have perms for here

[rough ember]

you can get roles from #welcome

[flint vale]

Sotii

[hard oak]

@flint vale huh really mam..

[flint vale]

Hii

[rough ember]

[flint vale]

You can read more about roles in #welcome

[rough ember]

hru

[flint vale]

Vibing hbu

[rough ember]

yeah same

[hard oak]

@flint vale please mam help me...
How can get in this role

Hello

[green isle]

i read that is viking

[lucid tree]

Oooh vikings

I know of those

[shadow cloak]

ae

[serene shadow]

Can anyone help? I setup dyno on my server but I don't k ow if you need all that fancy stuff so I didn't put it, all I did was I invited it, set the time zone and prefix and all that but when I put the prefix (?) Then the message (eg. ?dyno) dyno doesn't reply, please help

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[foggy plume]

Bye! @hollow tendon

[vestal hamlet]

@rough ember smells like asbestos

[shut rampart]

Hello, anyone help me in #community-support ?

[vestal hamlet]

Someone will when they get the chance, all of our team are volunteers

[tiny raptor]

Nice to see people use this channel for support

[flint vale]

Hi

[flint vale]

Hi

[sleek needle]

Hey!

[flint vale]

My moderators can’t warn people or see warnings for people how do I make it so they can

[hollow tendon]

Hello!

Thank you for using Dyno!
We would be happy to assist you in our #support channel.

Our support staff are volunteers so please be respectful of their time.

[flint vale]

This doesn’t solve my problem

[jagged cypress]

I was a viking once

[vital herald]

crazy?

i was crazy once

[jagged cypress]

I still am

[foggy plume]

Are you in the right channel

[foggy plume]

Hey Dan

I'm Dan

[elder fjord]

Hi

[flint vale]

WDYM

[foggy plume]

Did you read the embed 😄

[foggy plume]

Hi ♾️ hru

[elder fjord]

Doing good

how are you

[foggy plume]

good too

going to sleep

[flint vale]

Where

[foggy plume]

the one you replied to

[flint vale]

Yea

It doesn’t have a option to solve my problem

[foggy plume]

Use #community-support or the additional support channel then

[flint vale]

Ok thanks

[paper hollow]

@terse mango Reply once you're back online.

[flint vale]

I’m not a big fan of the government 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ 30 30

[sleek needle]

Ok

Most random thing I have seen today

[flint vale]

I said

I’m not a big fan of the government 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ 30 30

[sleek needle]

I saw what you said. It’s still a very random thing to say here

[flint vale]

How so

[sleek needle]

Idk. We are just a bot server.

[flint vale]

But

Uhm

[gritty lagoon]

ikr

[tepid tangle]

hi

[fallen pulsar]

Hey fellas :>

[tepid tangle]

hlo

[paper hollow]

And you're just a cat.

Wait that makes me just an L?...

Frick that backfired quickly.

[paper hollow]

Got my account back btw.

(I'm @trim siren if you don't remember)

[brittle nymph]

ah ha, I was wondering that

[paper hollow]

Lmaooo.

[paper hollow]

Got it back at 1 pm IST.

I was having lunch and I got so frickin' excited that I left my lunch and tried to log back in.

:D

[keen hollow]

Hi

[solemn current]

Hello

I had a question

[vital herald]

hello

[solemn current]

Is there a way to make it where mods can ban people but make it to where they have to give them an appeal

Like not having the option to give no appeal

[vital herald]

you can disable the noappeal subcommand of ban

[solemn current]

Ok thanks

[tepid tangle]

nice

[gritty lagoon]

Why your name seems familiar?

[paper hollow]

Because I've been here since a long time.

[gritty lagoon]

ok

[paper hollow]

Or maybe I've done something notorious that I don't remember anymore idk.

[gritty lagoon]

No wonder why I feel you are familiar.

[paper hollow]

Lmaoooo.

Damn I'm a professional at killing chats.

Updated my server name.

You're welcome.

[vital herald]

nice ip address

mines pretty close

[tepid tangle]

should i give mine

10.0.44.123

:)

good luck

@vestal hamlet

hi

[long river]

You are being rate limited. Please wait a few minutes before submitting this form again. hello,How long do I have to wait?

[nimble acorn]

Does anyone know how I can join the official plane crazy discord server

[tepid tangle]

nope

[tepid tangle]

1-2 hours mostly

its to limit you from spamming our servers

which you were already doing to get that message

[idle hornet]

Hi all👋... Just joined

[sleek needle]

Welcome!

[round owl]

I just learned the term "bingo wings" I didn't know there was a phrase for that.

[gritty lagoon]

kek

[tepid tangle]

helo

[terse mango]

I am now.

[paper hollow]

Yo.

I found this guy from Houston who likes elevators.

His hobby is to film elevator rides.

He prefers OTIS.

What're your opinions?

[terse mango]

JimLiElevators?

[paper hollow]

OTIS because of the new gen3 models and after-sales support.

No, I found him in the Discord Town Hall.

[terse mango]

Their team at least here is awesome but the products themselves are annoying.

[paper hollow]

Dang.

He also mentioned a few American brands.

[terse mango]

Way too sensitive computers.

[terse mango]

Those are so basic.

[paper hollow]

I dunno.

I told him that I know a guy who likes elevators too.

(was referring to you obv)

[terse mango]

Mhm.

[paper hollow]

And then we joked about-

Um...

Idek if it's right to say here...

The chat was getting pretty heated at that time about genders so I forced the chat to move to HIS topic.

So yk how I said he films elevators and stuff?

[terse mango]

Mhm.

(am just waiting to see where this goes)

[paper hollow]

Well, I made up a joke about how he does cinematic shots and how it takes him 2 hours to do one entire shot meanwhile there's people inside who're possibly holding in their piss and um-

It was funny then, it sounds super weird now.

Trust me it was really funny tho.

[terse mango]

I cann imagine both sides.

[paper hollow]

And the 2 hr thing isn't true, I made that up.

[paper hollow]

He laughed about it too, dw.

[terse mango]

V cool.

[paper hollow]

Is that a new model?...

V-cool?

[terse mango]

*Very cool.

But yeah Series 3 looks kinda promising.

[paper hollow]

And then I stretched the joke and said what if it was winter so all the pee would just turn into yellow icicles...

[terse mango]

Or Gen3.

Ew Brig.

[paper hollow]

And then there was a spanish guy that said "ice cubes" and I thought he was about to open a lemonade stand...

[paper hollow]

BRO-

Trust me, it was super funny back then, ik it sounds super weird now.

[terse mango]

It is kinda both at the same time atm.

[paper hollow]

It's funny right?

I frickin-

[terse mango]

Funny but kinda disgusting.

[paper hollow]

Man I want you to see the entire thing so bad...

It's right there in the server.

Ik you're prolly busy rn.

[terse mango]

I am busy for now yeah.

[paper hollow]

Ofc it's disgusting-

But just imagine it for a sec-

A guy's holding his piss inside meanwhile the elev guy is busy taking cinematic shots of the elev from outside.

[terse mango]

I literally did.

[paper hollow]

LMAO.

[paper hollow]

Waiting for your cab or what?

[terse mango]

Eating breakfast.

[paper hollow]

mMmMm.

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-is-a-must-gif-24492039

[terse mango]

Are you online in bout 5-6 hrs?

[paper hollow]

I dunno.

[terse mango]

Or even better in 2 hrs?

[paper hollow]

Just ping me and if I reply within 5-10 mins sure, if not, consider me dead.

[paper hollow]

^^

[terse mango]

I c.

[paper hollow]

@terse mango

Get off your phone and eat your breakfast lmfaoo.

Can't do two things simultaneously it looks weird af.

With one hand you're having sandwich and the other's busy with the regular thumb exercise.

[terse mango]

I am eating, and was bout to get off and then you pinged me.

[paper hollow]

Ah okay.

Alr then.

Cya.

[terse mango]

L8r.

[paper hollow]

🪜🏃🏻‍♂️

[oak bramble]

hi evryone

[vital herald]

hi

[proud widget]

hi goobers

[green isle]

My sister made me a sandwich

[tepid tangle]

nice

[proud widget]

dinnar

[green isle]

Hey keilar

Been a while

[proud widget]

hiyaa

tis been a hot minute

[green isle]

How's you

[brisk igloo]

Hello

[brittle nymph]

HAH
https://fxtwitter.com/bilawalsidhu/status/1758308160488566925

[paper hollow]

"Make it look American"
Puts a red Tesla with an americano flavored woman.

[scenic tundra]

Hii

[slow summit]

We do not care

Adolf hitler

[undone haven]

what is "americano flavored woman."

[gritty lagoon]

yeah i never heard of women have flavor

[clever token]

I am human.. How to prove for memoland farming airdrop

[agile panther]

Hi

[indigo hinge]

Not in the dyno bot server my man. Use their appeal form as linked in the memeland server

[paper hollow]

It's self explanatory.

Try harder and you'll get it.

[paper hollow]

If you're a human and you can't prove that you're not a bot, start studying and get higher IQ and get admission into Harvard and then get a degree and then get a wife have two children and then mentally traumatize them to give the test and if they fail it too, then uhh...

Too bad you'll never get access to the land of memes.

Meanwhile, you can check r/memes on Reddit.

[terse mango]

Ello Brig, I am free in bout an hour.

[paper hollow]

Ello Doni.

[paper hollow]

Will you be as free as the samples that they give out at Costco?

[terse mango]

Most likely yes!

[opal compass]

Hello

[paper hollow]

Dayum.

[versed quartz]

[neon vale]

Hi, new to the PC world and the Isle but I was just wondering if there's a reason I can't join the Official Discord server? Could someone maybe send me an invite please if they're in it?

[paper hollow]

That's a bee!

[undone haven]

It's honestly not. There's too many different types of woman in the region to be accurately classified into one broad statement

[paper hollow]

Alr, lemme narrow it down. Americano-flavored tiktok girls?

That'll work, I guess.

[undone haven]

As a person who avoided that dopamine cesspool, you ain't helpin with that

[paper hollow]

Dang it.

Do you hit the gym then?

Wait, are you an Americano?

[undone haven]

That's irrelevant

[paper hollow]

I would've made it dw.

It's all connect the dots, unless there are no dots left to connect.

[undone haven]

Regardless of what country im from im not fitting into a stereotype

so it really doesn't matter

[paper hollow]

🪜 🏃🏻‍♂️

Escape route it is.

runs away

[undone haven]

it's honestly not. there's too many outlying factors in your broad statement

[paper hollow]

"Welcome to MarsBucks, what would you like to order?"

[undone haven]

tf is a marsbucks

[paper hollow]

We ran out of budget to afford starbucks.

[undone haven]

it sounds like offbrand starbucks

[paper hollow]

....

[undone haven]

(even tho its literally just starbucks)

[paper hollow]

We frickin- ran out of budget. Just put your darn order. Americano?

Latte?

I guess they're asleep, one shot of coffee coming right up!

slides in the coffee

[rough ember]

are you ok

[undone haven]

Ah damnit I couldn't make the joke

[undone haven]

define ok

[paper hollow]

I'm not ok. I'm Brig.

[undone haven]

It's obvious you aren't ok, soti's just being nice.

[undone haven]

Soti is broken.

Bucket can you fix the soti

[paper hollow]

I think she's beyond repair.

We need a replacement.

Oh wait, I get it.

soti has 4 letters.

brig has 4 letters!

And I'm Brig?!

Woah.

[rough ember]

no

[undone haven]

we're not replacing soti with you.

[paper hollow]

Everyone knows "ok" means "Oatmeal Kangaroos".

[paper hollow]

fu-

[undone haven]

Fun fact about ok: That's wildly incorrect.

[paper hollow]

I thought whatever chatgpt says is trueeeee.

[undone haven]

Back in the old days "ok" was the shortened version of "Oll korrect" (pronunciation: "All correct")

[paper hollow]

Ak.

Wait frick I messed it up-

Ac.

Soti are you ac?

[undone haven]

Korrect was likely borrowed from German (see: Korrect)
and Oll was later revised into All.

[versed quartz]

@vestal hamlet

[rough ember]

im not an air condition but thanks for asking

[paper hollow]

I see.

[undone haven]

ur right ur an air conditioner

[rough ember]

maybe tbh

[paper hollow]

By ac, I meant "alternating current" but ac.

[rough ember]

[undone haven]

Soti would be closer to dc

Very direct, fairly stable

[paper hollow]

Don't care?

Oh.

Alr.

[undone haven]

Very short /s

[paper hollow]

@rough ember How tall are you?

[rough ember]

lmao

[undone haven]

short enough

[paper hollow]

Ah.

Name: soti
Account created in: 2017
Height: Short enough.

Frick I gotta leave.

[terse mango]

Ello.

[green isle]

My wrist cracked

[paper hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966277527830167572/1195733286937444383/1660676327323.gif?ex=65b51067&is=65a29b67&hm=549cb7c5133e7fa5ce016dd3cce0c77186fe1b4c4a8f97deb8fe3ae81ac7658b&

[green isle]

In a very not nice way

[undone haven]

cracked like in knuckle crack or cracked like in fractured

[green isle]

Like in the release of gasses

[undone haven]

what

[paper hollow]

The bubbles.

Omg I found it finally-

[green isle]

Like "knuckle crack"

[paper hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1058067319936524358/1188512933437779978/image0.gif?ex=659acbec&is=658856ec&hm=d411f79adde85d7d66da7483ae32ded7689564a7b5ede3f04779923e0d5fc444&

[green isle]

It's a release of gasses between the joints

[undone haven]

ah

isn't that a fluid tho

[green isle]

I think it's mainly hydrogen, but not 100% sure

[undone haven]

I know you can actually extract it

[green isle]

Idk

I aint no biologist

[paper hollow]

v a p o r i z e t h e b o d y .

[green isle]

That doesn't sound healthy

[paper hollow]

I mean unless you're built like Nikocado Avocado...

[green isle]

Being vaporized doesn't sound healthy no matter what

[undone haven]

but uh, If some tries to take my b o n e j u i c e im revoking their free trial of breathing

[green isle]

What if they need it

[paper hollow]

MmMm juicy bones!

😋

[green isle]

I've heard that it is quite unpleasant though

[undone haven]

too bad. either I keep it or they lose breathing privileges

[green isle]

Especially spine juice

[paper hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-dissolve-emoji-gif-17596632

[undone haven]

my spine is already whacky af

[green isle]

Mood

But it's still unpleasant

Getting a needle stuck into your spine, mmmm

[undone haven]

im taking out both parties if that happens

[green isle]

Weak

[undone haven]

nah, i just ain't lettin someone violate me like that

[tepid tangle]

hi

[exotic turtle]

hello

[flint vale]

Hii

[paper hollow]

At least it's not your bum.

:D

[undone haven]

uh

[paper hollow]

Um.

[undone haven]

that would be significantly better than having a needle in your back.

[paper hollow]

Oh is that so?!

Turn around mate!

Here comes the needle!

inserts the biggest needle possible on his bum bum

[undone haven]

I will revoke anyone's breathing privileges who comes after me with a needle.

[paper hollow]

(insert scream.mp3)

pulls out

[flint vale]

Crypto hii

[tepid tangle]

hello

[undone haven]

anyways, in actually caring about how this works medically

[paper hollow]

Nah ma'am step back.

[terse mango]

Ello jade.

[tepid tangle]

whats going on here

[undone haven]

Hello jade

[paper hollow]

An operation's going on.

Well, it was.

[flint vale]

You're a nerd

That's what's happening

[tepid tangle]

shush jade

[terse mango]

And everyone else.

[paper hollow]

I needed to dab his bum cheeks...

[flint vale]

Lmaoo

[flint vale]

How are you doing?

[tepid tangle]

ok pls stop dc

[flint vale]

How are you crypto

[paper hollow]

Aight.

[flint vale]

What for?

[flint vale]

Huh?

For what?

[tepid tangle]

read the messages above

jade

[terse mango]

Not bad, just omw to my place for long freetime.

[undone haven]

The back is full of nerves that are highly sensitive, and the spine especially is highly sensitive to changes in pressure, alignment, stabby bois, and the like.
A persons ass meanwhile, has significantly less nerve endings and is significantly less sensitive. Its also a lot more fat than nerve endings.
@paper hollow

[flint vale]

Ooh nice

[undone haven]

Im fine, you?

[flint vale]

Axel

Yeah I got it now lmao Axel

[paper hollow]

I said that as a joke woah calm down.

[tepid tangle]

enough pls

[flint vale]

Just chilling atm before heading to work

[undone haven]

Nice

[flint vale]

Wait is your notifs on

[tepid tangle]

not you, meant that for null and dc

[flint vale]

Mhm

[flint vale]

Oh, why do you want them to stop, I don't see an issue here

🤷‍♀️

[undone haven]

As a person who has had back issues, no. I will not when someone says getting stabbed in x fatty area is less painful than getting stabbed in y muscular, nerve, and bone dense area.

[flint vale]

Oh

[undone haven]

I attempt to be informative about the way the human body works, to the extent of my knowledge. As such is my policy I will refute invalid claims that I can back up.

[tepid tangle]

yea yea sure

[flint vale]

I'm learning lmao

This is interesting

[tepid tangle]

thats why i told dc to stop first

[undone haven]

[flint vale]

Next time, when you're talking about this, do tell @undone haven 😂

[undone haven]

Having one's ribs pulled away from yourself actually hurts the other side of your spine by jamming your other ribs into that side of the spine.

[flint vale]

Ouch

[undone haven]

You'll also end up severely leaning to one side and find it harder to breathe

[flint vale]

Apparently dc disappeared

How do you do the words like that, I totally forgot

[undone haven]

*like this*

[flint vale]

Ohh

hi

[undone haven]

_or like this_

[flint vale]

Ohh

Cool

Ty

[undone haven]

there's also

big words

[flint vale]

#hi

Wait

[undone haven]

space

[flint vale]

Lmao ik

I messed up

[tepid tangle]

ur gonna get automodded

[flint vale]

Me?

[tepid tangle]

calm down lol

[flint vale]

For that?

Huh ok

[undone haven]

Blood for the blood god!

[tepid tangle]

imp sure big words were yeeted

[flint vale]

We are calm, whatcha mean bro

[green isle]

Hi

[undone haven]

you'd have to match # .*

[flint vale]

Hii

Wait, that was the wrong gif

[undone haven]

which im fairly certain Dyno doesn't do custom regexes

[flint vale]

Sigh nvm lmao

[undone haven]

hi krum

[flint vale]

Has it ever?

[undone haven]

historically no

custom regexes are a bad idea from a security standpoint

[flint vale]

Oh

Okay

[undone haven]

there's a lot of work you'd have to do to prevent a regex vulnerability that im sure isn't worth it

[green isle]

If it's a penguin

It's not the wrong gif

[flint vale]

Alright krom lmao

[undone haven]

cya krum

[flint vale]

Oh okay

[undone haven]

& jade

[flint vale]

Gotcha

Cya

[tepid tangle]

ye dyno hab no regex

[undone haven]

(dependencies I use constantly have regex vulnerabilities. gotta love building websites.)

[flint vale]

What is regex, I don't understand lmao

[tepid tangle]

a type of pattern to match a string?

[undone haven]

they're a way of pattern matching text for computers

they can be simple or exceptionally complex

but complexity equates less performance and higher risk of security vulnerability

they're also tremendously slow

[flint vale]

Ohh

[tepid tangle]

yea regex is shit to handle

[undone haven]

I like regex

I use a lot of regex

It's just a pain in my ass

[flint vale]

Lmao

What are you using it for specifically

🤔

[tepid tangle]

i used to had to deal with regex for seperating urls, but node released the URL class so me hapi hapi hapi

[undone haven]

• is email valid
• is password valid
• does text match xyz
• is url valid (should replace with node function)
• git parsing
• username valid

just some off the top of my head

[flint vale]

Oh

Cool

[undone haven]

email is an exceptional amount of pain.

ranking in pain (highest to lowest): email, url, password

the higher the regex pain is the more I want to throw a me out of a window

[undone haven]

i had to make a regex work nicely with Vite & Vue router.

[tepid tangle]

lmfao

nice

im still a nextjs guy

tho my team is planning to use astro

[undone haven]

at the first parentheses they say "yeah thats enough regex for you"

[tepid tangle]

soon™️

[flint vale]

Ah back to my original pfp

[undone haven]

the vue url in question:

"/:pathMatch((?<!api\\).*)*"```

[tepid tangle]

uh

[flint vale]

Oooh

[tepid tangle]

tf is that for

[flint vale]

Interesting

[undone haven]

its a catchall to allow my frontend to stay tf away from my backend

but also still allows the frontend to catch any other pages

[tepid tangle]

oh

why are you putting them on the same place then

[undone haven]

by default my frontend will actively interfere with my backend.

[undone haven]

1 application.

You run the server you get the whole thing

[tepid tangle]

can just stack them together with docker

[flint vale]

Is this a good thing?

[undone haven]

I don't like the overhead and I don't want to use docker for my dev environment

[undone haven]

no.

[tepid tangle]

not really, usually stuff should be different

[tepid tangle]

fair

[flint vale]

Ah I see, that makes sense

[tepid tangle]

just confirming, r u using pm2?

hopefully not

[undone haven]

think of it as if you request url/account but if you try to request url/api/account the frontend says "hey I can't find that" because it has to be bundled with the same server

[flint vale]

Lmao

Axel

[undone haven]

I use systemd.

[tepid tangle]

good

[undone haven]

I also just recently switched to using caddy over nginx

[tepid tangle]

idk why people even use tmux or pm2

[undone haven]

It took me ~2h to learn everything I needed

[tepid tangle]

to run services

[undone haven]

tmux is a terminal tho?

[tepid tangle]

awww, i just made gpt generate mine

[flint vale]

Oh I thought you were about to say for coding

[tepid tangle]

it also keeps processes alive

once detached

so its being used a lot lot more than a terminal

[tepid tangle]

hmm?

[undone haven]

literally the only config lines I needed to get https up and run with caddy were:

i.folderr.net {
    reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:8888
}```

no external bullshit

[flint vale]

You were talking about why people use tmux or pm2 to run services, I thought you were gonna say for coding lmao

[undone haven]

no certbot, no acme.sh

[tepid tangle]

lmfao

nice

i used to use proxyman

for ngnix shit

[undone haven]

the nice thing is it automatically uses https

no extra config needed.

its also written in go so no memory issues

[tepid tangle]

oh nono

[tepid tangle]

fair

[undone haven]

i mean

I use ts-node-dev

[flint vale]

Ok

[undone haven]

Folderr outright fails if you try to use ts-node-dev in production tho

[tepid tangle]

bun.sh better at this point

i stopped using node for ts

[undone haven]

shrug

its built on Fastify and I can't port fastify over

[tepid tangle]

im not kidding, its reduced ci and compile times like crazy

[undone haven]

If I need to rewrite it ill just rewrite it in Go.

[tepid tangle]

im revamping my api in rust

[undone haven]

I'm done fighting Mongoose's typings and typescripts sillyness

[tepid tangle]

you shoudve used prisma.io

[undone haven]

didn't support mongodb

[tepid tangle]

does now

[undone haven]

shrug

[tepid tangle]

but im guessing that will be wayy harder to migrate

[undone haven]

I'll use it if i ever incorporate sql

but first ill actually write sql by hand

helps to know just wtf you're doing under the hood.

[tepid tangle]

postgres?

[undone haven]

Yes

[tepid tangle]

lol

nice

[undone haven]

I'm not managing another sql database.

I manage replicated pgsql and mongodb with tls

[tepid tangle]

id got attracted to cockorachdb

[tepid tangle]

oof

replicated mongodb is hell

[undone haven]

oh not replicated mongodb

[tepid tangle]

ive heard stories about it

oh

[undone haven]

replicated postgres

[tepid tangle]

fair

[undone haven]

tls mongodb with lets encrypt

but uh

don't do that?

just become ur own ca?

[tepid tangle]

if you want edge postgres: https://neon.tech

[undone haven]

nah

[flint vale]

Kissing and hope they caught us
I wanna show you off
I wanna brag about it
I wanna tie a knot
I wanna show you off 🎶🎶

😂

[tepid tangle]

wut

[flint vale]

Crypto that was perfect timing

Good job

Lmao

[undone haven]

so like, lets encrypt is a ca

certificate authority

[tepid tangle]

yea

[undone haven]

but their certs expire evey 90 days

[tepid tangle]

dont tell me

[flint vale]

Yikes

[undone haven]

unless you have a way to reload the databases certificates without restarting, just, don't use them.

just use a ACL with limited ips.

[paper hollow]

This is the first time someone's referred to me as 'dc'. People just call me 'Brig'.

[tepid tangle]

fair

my dbs and servers are protected with tailscale

[undone haven]

I should've just ran my shit behind tailscale

[tepid tangle]

good luck finding anything bout my ip

[undone haven]

but I didn't want to deal with oracle cloud.

[tepid tangle]

oh god

[undone haven]

One of servers in OCI

The other is in Linode

One is RHEL and the other is Ubuntu

[tepid tangle]

is digitalocean any good? the new team im with hates it

[undone haven]

DO is very good

Expensive

[tepid tangle]

yea

expensive

[undone haven]

Compared to Linode anyways

Compared to the big guys, not really

But no, DO is great

[tepid tangle]

hmm

[undone haven]

I was intending on having this Linode server up for a month

It's been uh

nesrly 2

[tepid tangle]

apparently costs went up 200? we just bought a seperate dedi for 110

[undone haven]

DO doesn't do proper dedis

[tepid tangle]

not from do

from a provider

[undone haven]

ah

idk

OCI serves almost all of my needs

The only reason I have a separate DB is cause well

Experience and backup

Once I make a mongodb replication set

[tepid tangle]

well yea, thing is, its fucked as of right now lmfao
something is going on, its changing its hostname and root passowrd all on its own

[undone haven]

thats called you have an attacker in your system

[tepid tangle]

not even the providers know whats going on, so the owner is bored

[undone haven]

a dumb attacker.

[tepid tangle]

well they made it after we ordered it

[undone haven]

all my servers only use ssh keys

kinda eliminates a large chunk of attacks

[tepid tangle]

thats the thing, it was never really a machine which existed

[terse mango]

Aervy, do you know anything bout AD?

[undone haven]

no

[tepid tangle]

so idk how attackers come into play

[terse mango]

I actually do.

[undone haven]

im a developer, not a it guy

[tepid tangle]

its being relegated as a network issue between their network and tailscale shit

[terse mango]

Ahhhhh makes sense.

[undone haven]

it doesn't take them long at all to get on the system

[tepid tangle]

fair

[flint vale]

Doniii hi again

[undone haven]

they constantly ping ips with different ports

my router blocks several attacks every night

[tepid tangle]

continue :)

[tepid tangle]

hmm

[undone haven]

they also keep trying to attack my root user

dumbasses don't know i disabled root login and revoked any ssh keys it had

[tepid tangle]

since im using tailscale, i just set up a firewall and dissolved root

[flint vale]

Helloo

[undone haven]

and i also removed the root account password so you can't get into it outside of sudo su -l

[tepid tangle]

hi orey

[undone haven]

im sorry you deleted root?

[tepid tangle]

no

i did this sometime back i dont remember what i did

[undone haven]

so you just made it inaccessible to non-sudo and ssh?

[tepid tangle]

but something /sbin/nologin shit

[undone haven]

so

effectively locked yourself out of your best break glass account

[tepid tangle]

changed its shell i believe

yessir

[undone haven]

oh boy.

[tepid tangle]

i remember passwords quite well

[undone haven]

honestly when u remove the password it gets angy and just doesn't let anyone log in

I've tried.

[tepid tangle]

damn

[undone haven]

I need to launch an attack on my servers one of these days

[tepid tangle]

but meh, i have my user account set as a sudoer, so ig its fine

[undone haven]

See if there's any chinks in my armor

[tepid tangle]

lmfao

[undone haven]

honestly the most likely one is linode

because linode has questionable setup stuff

[tepid tangle]

isnt linode just a provider?

[undone haven]

For some reason it sets you up as root instead of a sudoer

[undone haven]

yes but they screwed with the ubuntu image.

[tepid tangle]

ah

[undone haven]

it doesn't use openssh

[tepid tangle]

oho

why

[undone haven]

I couldn't disable root ssh for some reason

[undone haven]

bsdssh or smth

[undone haven]

so i just disabled root login all together

[tepid tangle]

i see

[undone haven]

you can only login through my ssh key and password

[tepid tangle]

before i got to know about tailscale, i used to make termius handle the heavywork of keys

[undone haven]

which both are kept in my password manager that uses an aes-256bit 2-secret key derivation master key that even they can't piece back together if they brute force the password

[tepid tangle]

lol

[undone haven]

they ain't touchin my shit

I ain't the security vulnerability

[undone haven]

• yubikey

[tepid tangle]

damn

my password is encrypted in my brain

best security measure

[undone haven]

brain is hackable

[tepid tangle]

fair

elon is working on it

[undone haven]

everything is hackable

even mechanical things

just different type of hacking

for humans its torture

[tepid tangle]

hmm

but its by humans

[undone haven]

idk so long as like

i keep all my shit in my password manager with high asf security, I'm not concerned.

[tepid tangle]

nice

[undone haven]

They've been audited over 100 times every year by various companies too

Including several government entities.

[tepid tangle]

i need to set one up, but the only account which needs to be secure is github

[undone haven]

I just need to de-2fa code as many accounts as i can

[tepid tangle]

i use google auth

[undone haven]

not de-2fa

[tepid tangle]

:)

[undone haven]

just de-2fa code

thats where the yubikey comes into play

[terse mango]

I use MS Auth for most stuff.

[undone haven]

you can't write the firmware on the yubikey so you can't add vulnerability

[tepid tangle]

hmm

[undone haven]

For most stuff I use authy

but i need to sleep

I have to be up in 5h

[tepid tangle]

oof

[undone haven]

you also can't patch vulnerability

[terse mango]

Gn aer.

[green isle]

never sleep

[tepid tangle]

i need to look into password managers

[undone haven]

cya doni

[undone haven]

bite me

[tepid tangle]

gn

[green isle]

i would rather not bite you

[undone haven]

why not

im tasty

[green isle]

you seem dirty

[undone haven]

dirty minded yes

[green isle]

it carries over

[tepid tangle]

[undone haven]

but im also a germaphobe

[green isle]

then i will bite you

out of spite

[undone haven]

not to be confused with a germanaphobe

[undone haven]

what flavor of spite

[green isle]

fiery

[undone haven]

what flavor

fiery as in viking fiery or angy chick fiery

[green isle]

only one way to find out

[undone haven]

cmere vampire

[green isle]

omw

[undone haven]

perfect

little does he know its sunrise

[green isle]

oh

apparently twomad died yesterday

[undone haven]

i heard he died like

5-6 days ago and no one gave a shit to check until a couple days later

[green isle]

oh

[undone haven]

[green isle]

i just saw an article from yesterday

[undone haven]

yeah

but apparently he died days ago

idek who that is

so i feel nothing

[green isle]

it's unfortunate

but he was kind of an asshat

some youtuber that thought he was funny

but his main thing was bombing zoom calls

[undone haven]

but damn, people really didn't like him enough that no one figured out he was dead until ~5d later

they said "one business week take it or die" and he took both options

[green isle]

lmao

[terse mango]

Aer, you are still awake.

[green isle]

unlike with mittensquad

[undone haven]

so he's an asshat

got it

[green isle]

was* yes

[undone haven]

still is

just isn't our problem anymore

someone elses problem now

[undone haven]

yes

[green isle]

i blame myself

[undone haven]

i blame the me

i wanted to sleep 2h ago

wound up talking about phones, code, and how the spine hurts more than a persons ass when it gets dealt pain

[agile panther]

Gm

[tepid tangle]

lol

gm

[cold oriole]

hi

[lucid thistle]

Good morning.

[tepid tangle]

gm breeze

[lucid thistle]

Morning Axel, how are you?

[tepid tangle]

good, wbu

[terse mango]

Ello breeze.

[lucid thistle]

Extremely busy as of late but I'm alive I guess.
Whatchu been up to?

[lucid thistle]

Heya Doni, what's up?

[tepid tangle]

just some projects

[terse mango]

A lot....

[plucky lantern]

Hellooo

[next tartan]

Hello

[drifting vapor]

Hi :]