#done my transfers, want to know who to start

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signal isle
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Flekken in goal? Did you pull that name out of a hat? Brentford's leaky defense isn't saving anyone’s season. Might as well put a traffic cone between the sticks.

Trent Alexander-Arnold is all flair, but at that price, you’d hope he at least remembers how to defend once in a while. Better off using that cash on someone who’s actually getting points!

Robinson from Fulham? Fulham! That’s basically conceding points every week. The only thing he’s blocking is your friend’s path to a decent rank.

Gvardiol and Saliba, great players IRL, but in FPL? They’re like having Wi-Fi bars without internet—promising, but nothing's connecting.

Eze and Saka are decent, finally, some hope. But they can't carry a squad that's barely keeping its head above water. It's like strapping rockets to a sinking ship.

Morgan Rogers?! Seriously, did you just click "auto-fill"? That’s like bringing a spoon to a sword fight—completely useless.

Salah, at least you've got something right, but it’s like dressing up a pile of trash with a golden bow. Nice centerpiece, still a disaster underneath.

Chris Wood and Muniz up top? Bruh, are you running a museum of forgotten strikers? Between them, the only thing scoring is his opponents.

Mykolenko’s another headache—Everton's defense is just a meme at this point. Might as well start a scarecrow.

Isak and Gordon could do something, but Newcastle’s fixtures are tougher than his luck with transfers. They’re more on and off than a flickering light bulb.

Your team is a masterclass in how not to play FPL. You need to hit that wildcard ASAP.

signal isle
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What

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Is that chat gpt or smth

native pelican
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No, it's me

signal isle
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How tf do you write so quick

native pelican
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It took me 4 minutes wym

signal isle
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Still fast for thinking of all that

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Well I ain’t wildcarding till 7 so I still need help

native pelican
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I'm quite creative

upper coral
signal isle
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Sick

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Can anyone actually answer who to start

upper coral
signal isle
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Ok

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Well that answered 1/15 questions

upper coral
signal isle
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Will he not be starting you think