road to 200k messages

[carmine arch]

Might sell merino instead of eze

It doesn't matter I'm benching anyway

343

[cerulean cape]

Probably still sell

Rogers is a must play

Vs utd

[tardy cradle]

wise to go Villaless attack ?

[carmine arch]

Rogers Bowen Salah mbeumo

Isak Evan wissa

[cerulean cape]

You missed spurs

So probably fine

[tardy cradle]

them 11 points do sting

[wanton whale]

Sarr still finding his way into my 11

Cunt

[wanton whale]

these injuries are taking the piss

[lone glade]

isak to evanilson is a tap in

[wanton whale]

bit boring tho

really hope Isak is okay

[cerulean cape]

Konsa is good to play at least

If saliba out

Slightly annoying but not a big issue

[wanton whale]

true but I was tempted to bench Gvardiol tbh

[tender cipher]

Raya took the piss on my bench

[jolly solstice]

Someone told me to risk it going double forest def to chase rank

Was on Raya and milenkovic until 2 days ago

Then I switched before deadline

That's on me

Lost 4 pts now

[tender cipher]

Damn you awake early

It’s like 6:30

😭

No clue what to do with the last transfer

And idk if I shld play KDB ahead of anyone

[jolly solstice]

Lmao I'm in China rn but same time hahah

We have the same front 3

[tender cipher]

Oh holiday? Nice

[jolly solstice]

Yeah. Been a sick man the last few days tho

[tender cipher]

I’m happy with how the team’s looking rn

So idk if I shld just spend the transfer

[jolly solstice]

Ig u could wait for leaks right before deadline

[tender cipher]

True

I have more than enough money to compensate too

[tender cipher]

Chinese O levels ETA exactly 2 weeks

🥀

[jolly solstice]

Get that A

[tender cipher]

I can’t 😭

I’ve never gotten a B3 even

In 3 years

😭 😭

[jolly solstice]

Now u will

Don't forget this mf you're talking to failed hcl

[tender cipher]

NAHHH

got booted?

[jolly solstice]

Had to retake Chinese in A's

[tender cipher]

Can’t you just drop?

[jolly solstice]

I couldn't

[tender cipher]

Cus Hcl?

[jolly solstice]

Obviously got worse than a d7

[jolly solstice]

Only if d7 and above

[tender cipher]

I’ve actually not got anything better than a D7

In the past 2 years

I’m so cooked

[jolly solstice]

Ok js pass then

[tender cipher]

I did prelim oral on Friday

The HCL cher teaching my friend roasted tf out of me

After I was done

Which was like in 5 mins

[jolly solstice]

Wait can retake at eoy right

[tender cipher]

Yeah except for oral

[jolly solstice]

But you would rather not take it again then

[tender cipher]

But at the end of year got HCL student

Don’t want

[jolly solstice]

Right

[jolly solstice]

Honestly I didn't worry that much about bell curve during O's unlike in uni now

[tender cipher]

Just gotta lock tf in these 2 weeks

[tender cipher]

Uni bell curve especially in like business is damn cancerous

Is it?

[jolly solstice]

It's the same in every course

[tender cipher]

No cus of like

The quality of students

And how easy the course is

[jolly solstice]

Regardless we're js competing against other students instead of focusing on getting a good score

[tender cipher]

Wait a min why are all the MRT station indixator lights yellow 😭

[tender cipher]

Heard y’all’s cheat sheets are real shit

Like font 8 ass handwriting

[jolly solstice]

Facts

[tender cipher]

Well back to O’s

Pass Chinese

And then everything else A

😭

[jolly solstice]

Planning go jc ah

[tender cipher]

Yeah

Idk why I go and pick triple science

Full Geography was the play

[jolly solstice]

Oh I did too

Js neglected physics

[tender cipher]

Where did you go post O’s

[jolly solstice]

Jc too

[tender cipher]

I’m currently deciding if I should neglect bio or physics

[jolly solstice]

Some mid tier one I'll leave u to wonder

[tender cipher]

NY?

Asr

[jolly solstice]

NY is not mid tier bro

[tender cipher]

Wait haven’t exist yet

[tender cipher]

Last time

Wait shit

[jolly solstice]

Wait I'm not that old

😭

[tender cipher]

You were JC in 2018ish

My bad

[jolly solstice]

No 😭

2020

[tender cipher]

😭

[tender cipher]

First year Uni?

Damn

[jolly solstice]

Yeah

Js finished y1

[tender cipher]

Must have gotten you mixed up with like ayy

[jolly solstice]

Think he's graduated

[tender cipher]

No he’s still like second class lower

😭

Last I heard he’s shitting himself

For finals

[jolly solstice]

Didn't know

Going back to bed have fun in school

[tender cipher]

I have triple period phys chem and bio today

😭 😭 😭 😭

[jolly solstice]

In conclusion wait for leaks

[jolly solstice]

Nah wtf

[polar river]

I'm doing Saliba to white if we get any leaks about saliba's injury

[slim bane]

He was taken off as precaution last gw alr

[cloud raft]

Jokes on them if you're Muslim

[tender cipher]

slot making moves

Frimpong and kerkez

[stone perch]

Hold up

My 8 options have all returned

That's very good, but it feels like it's template

[obtuse shoal]

Did it get you a green? Yes, then doesn’t matter if it feels template.

[stone perch]

Yes, but slightly

89,743 gained ranks

Huh, maybe I'm whining

[cerulean cape]

https://www.premierfantasytools.com/whats-my-all-time-rank/

[stone perch]

All-time being the average?

[cerulean cape]

ye guessing

[jolly solstice]

How do yall finish every season

[cerulean cape]

not being gen alpha and having an attention span

[obtuse shoal]

Sounds like it

[stone perch]

I'm expecting sub 100k this season after the terrible start I had

Maybe I'm being greedy too

It ain't much to ask as a 10 years player

[cerulean cape]

What rank now

[tardy cradle]

My half decade is close to Jazzy at least

[stone perch]

I wonder why mine climbs back up at 7-year

Jazzy's is very impressive

[slim bane]

oops

brainrots got to me

[stone perch]

Isn't the CCP supposed to crack down on brainrot

Tik Tok for instance is a social credit app in China and a brainrot spreader overseas

[cerulean cape]

Brain rot is real

A lot of kids can't sit still

I have it too

[wanton whale]

I can’t focus on one thing without watching something else anymore

It’s so bad

[cerulean cape]

I open 5 YouTube tabs at least

And start each one

[wanton whale]

😭

I’ll be playing a game with my phone in my hand and the tv on

[cerulean cape]

I've done this all my life

Tbf

[wanton whale]

It’s never been this bad tho

I did use to play Lego with the tv on tbf

[stone perch]

I admit feeling like I should be doing something else while watching a video on Youtube on my PC, but can you really blame a guy with 2 monitors for thinking like this

Good thing cellphones aren't good for multitasking like this

[stone perch]

Should have gone for checks Fotmob Hürzeler...

[tardy cradle]

we did say go Hurzeler

[stone perch]

I know

I chickened out of a hit

[carmine tree]

Outside of football I usually have TV on some film, watching YouTube on second monitor and discord/reddit/something on main

My partner says, how do you have all this stuff on, you just get used to it

so it's not just kids

[cedar pine]

start going to the cinema

no choice there

[obtuse shoal]

hear hear

[cedar pine]

That's what works for me. I barely watch movies or shows at home because all it needs is one bad episode or a slower part of the movie and I'm on something else

But i try to catch movies at the cinema, that's a good time

[broken patio]

Nah that's actually fucked

Not saying I'm immune from brain rot but if it gets to that point you've got to do something about it

[broken patio]

Watching movies is good for anti-brain rot, I get far more out of a 2hr movie than I do from doomscrolling for 2hrs

[wanton whale]

It’s the norm now I think 😭

It depends what I’m doing tho

[cedar pine]

I got no issues reading for hours at a time, so it's mostly a content problem for me

[broken patio]

Surely not

@wanton whale delete tiktok and Instagram imo

[tender cipher]

Frimpong medical done

frim

[tender cipher]

spurs fan for tmr night

[tardy cradle]

Cunha and KDB fan tonight

[silent jasper]

[wanton whale]

Nah I talk to friends on there

[broken patio]

Talk to them on something else

That's what I've done

No friends will think anything bad of you if you say that apps like those are ruining your attention span so you've deleted them, and that you wanna text on something else

I just talk to friends on WhatsApp now, or calling them

[wanton whale]

Yeah good point

[slim bane]

For me is I cannot watch things on 1x speed

Uni lectures have ruined my patience

YouTube is 2x speed Netflix is 1.5x speed

[wanton whale]

That’s fair tho I do that a lot if it’s for revision

Especially if they speak hella slow 😂

[tender cipher]

proud to never have ever downloaded tiktok

[cerulean cape]

Sarr is scoring

On my bench

Fucking cunha

[tardy cradle]

need Cunha and Mateta 0 minutes for Milenkovic autosub

fuck it Evan and Watkins for Cunha and Mateta it is

[stone perch]

So we've got Tyrique Georges as Anti Saka and Esse as Temu Eze

Gotcha

[cerulean cape]

Keeping cunha

Pereira would be a savage to bench

Dont expect more than 65 misn tho

[obtuse shoal]

Guess it’s cunha to evanilson then. Fuck Bowen.

Can’t have a forward who’s not even sure to start.

[cerulean cape]

Maybe kdb can be kept

[wanton whale]

keeping kdb means benching rogers for me

idm it but idk

[cerulean cape]

Sarr exists

?

[mighty pumice]

no mateta or eze? no sa for wolves? sarr cook szn 🔥

[wanton whale]

id sell him

If Isak is fit ill buy Bowen and cap

although Bowen cap might be too popular

[cerulean cape]

bowen is safe cap

but never hauls

good chance i go boomo

[humble dust]

[wanton whale]

dogshit so far

[cerulean cape]

Dogshit

[zealous forum]

The only thing I needed today was Sarr & KDB to outscore Marmoush, well enough

Ofc Marmoush scores a worldie and KDB misses an open goal

Sarr is just... Sarr

[mighty pumice]

SARR

[lone glade]

why does sarr always assist score next time bro

[wanton whale]

we need more

[cerulean cape]

Fuck off

Sarr gonna outscore in the game i benched vs the other 6 gws I played him

[wanton whale]

cunt

end the season

[tardy cradle]

cunha on and db off

[cerulean cape]

Cunha return pls

[stone perch]

Honest work from Sarr from the bench

Thanks Isak

[wanton whale]

ahahahah

ahahahhaha

[tardy cradle]

ofc

[mighty pumice]

cant write this

😭

[cerulean cape]

Eze outscoring sarr still

Hahahaa

I benched sarr, dont even care

Just too fucking funny

[wanton whale]

cant believe this shit man

[cerulean cape]

At least munoz was shit

[wanton whale]

10k looks ropey now

probably wont happen

[cerulean cape]

You just need a good punt

Nice 4 out the top 5 remaining players to ruin my rank scored points

Only munoz blanked

[wanton whale]

I don’t know any

That I like anyway

[tardy cradle]

I like Jebbison

[wanton whale]

Bou goal is good for us gvardiol owners

Nice

[cerulean cape]

Small w

[wanton whale]

Need a punt but idk

[cerulean cape]

Arsenal mid

[wanton whale]

Surely Bowen cap is enough as long as he hits double digits

Hmm

[cerulean cape]

Bowen hitting double digits is funny

[tardy cradle]

Bowen punt 😭

[wanton whale]

Captaincy is

[wanton whale]

Did in the reverse fixture

[tardy cradle]

dw the CCs will make sure that is no longer the case

[cerulean cape]

Bowen will be like 70% eo

30% already

Gain another 20%

And 20% cap

[tardy cradle]

that cs wipe also got me like 3k ranks

bowen is 40% for me

[cerulean cape]

Wtf like 2k for me

[wanton whale]

Jesus that cs wipe was kinda huge

[tardy cradle]

too many double city def huh

[wanton whale]

Bowen cap would be enough icl but I’m tempted by Trossard

I’m 12.7k

Don’t need to go crazy

[tardy cradle]

ML is joever fuck off Cunha and Boomo

[cerulean cape]

How many points tho

[wanton whale]

2532

[cerulean cape]

Away

From top 10k

Ffs

[wanton whale]

ah

7

lmao

[cerulean cape]

Dont deserve top 50k after that

[wanton whale]

tbf you did ask how many points 😭 I didnt put two and two together

[valid ocean]

EZE

[wanton whale]

cant celebrate jam like that

[valid ocean]

I don’t care

[wanton whale]

fuck Sarr

[valid ocean]

This guy is amazing

[cerulean cape]

Selling isak was wrong over cunha cos sarr sub points

Despite isak being injured ffs

[stone perch]

Is this a bloody joke

Good lord

Eze constantly reminding me that me being too broke to get him on a WC messed my rank climb up

[cerulean cape]

My first draft had eze

But slowly went into sarr

Then Kluivert injury confirmed sarr cos I could get foden

[zealous forum]

I am really not enjoying that it comes down to the final day between me and my rival like this

[tardy cradle]

Watkins and Marmoush in

Evan

[cerulean cape]

Ye im off Bournemouth assets

Cunha not playing is so weird tho

Each position is 3m

But he wasn't the only one rested

Loads were

Gomes, semedo, doherty

He'll be mentioned im the press conference too

Think he's fine to have

[trail forum]

i acc got so shafted by last 10mins

was about to go top of monthty money league with city CS and marmoush 3bps

city concede lose clean sheet

lose bps

rival who has no city points gets weekly free eze points

-130 quid

also kdb can fuck off to saudi cant even score an open goal

[cerulean cape]

Yea fuck that

Unlucky

[wanton whale]

end this season plzzzzz

[cerulean cape]

8m eze if he stays i guess

[cerulean cape]

You'd be outside top 10k

[wanton whale]

im not finishing top 10k because eze will score again

and again

[cerulean cape]

Fax

[humble dust]

and again

[tardy cradle]

Just bring him in and captain him

At least he double digits

[cerulean cape]

Probably buying bowen for kdb and calling it with a grey arrow

Mbuemo cap

[trail forum]

love andy

but great to see him flop this week

his algo picks have got to go

[cerulean cape]

algos not treating jonas so great either

235k

tbf that's his avg rank if you ignore his win

[hallow anchor]

Made it to the H2H league final

Thanks to Cunha 1 pointer blocking a Bowen autosub

Actually want to play sarr this week, hopefully isak is ded so I can get him off the bench

Liverpool palace feels like the GW38 4-3

[tender cipher]

9k green to 7k red

This game is bollocks

Don’t even have a clue on what to do here

[tender cipher]

Need a 23 green for a chance at top100k

[valid ocean]

Damn so everyone has Bowen now

Guess i’ll just bring him in and bank my current rank

[tender cipher]

I don’t care anymore I just want something below 150k

😭

[wanton whale]

people dont realise bournemouth scoring is a very good thing if you only own Gvardiol

[humble dust]

me w double city def

[broken patio]

Let's end the season on a high

[silent jasper]

Any good defender punt for 38? Think my attackers might be ok

[stone perch]

Asking as well

[jolly solstice]

Huijsen white schar

[copper hinge]

What's the news on Saliba?

[tardy cradle]

Wtf me and Jazzy on equal points

[cerulean cape]

I will delete my team anyway like focal if I finish below you

[tardy cradle]

[lone glade]

@cerulean cape im in lemur cup final if i win can i get nitro

im gonna do a man united/spurs, did shit in the league but in a cup final

[jolly solstice]

Muted for the first time for posting an X link

By a bot?

[silent jasper]

Steelix vs Shag in this thread's rmt btw

For the final

[silent jasper]

@violet temple your time to shine and beat Smooth

[obtuse shoal]

if I had an easy route to him, I would 😦

[tender cipher]

How tf is @lone glade 5 points behind me

[silent jasper]

bro got Konsa + Bowen to carry him for past few GW

[tender cipher]

I have the players that everyone has

Yet scores below average

Shit is so ass

https://tenor.com/view/what-damage-do-you-have-lando-lando-norris-talent-lando-norris-gif-24430231

Also @lone glade I used big gab to attempt to put a foot in due to a low cross

You can guess what happened next

[wanton whale]

saliba out damn

benching Gvardiol would've been so cold

[silent jasper]

not sure who are Saliba owners getting tbh

[wanton whale]

no one

im fine with Gvard, Livra and Konsa

[polar river]

Should I start konsa or livra?

[wanton whale]

both

[silent jasper]

my defenders looks kinda bad for 38 barring Gvardiol (ful)

Collins (wol)
Milenkovic (CHE)
Konate (CRY)
Munoz (liv)

tempted to sell one of Collins or Milenkovic for Schar/Kerkez

[wanton whale]

valid tbf

[silent jasper]

Gvardiol + Munoz should be starting for me, not sure who to for 3rd def

[wanton whale]

ben white i like

[violet temple]

I exist g too bad

Better luck next year

[wanton whale]

might buy Welbeck over Evan

[pale tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/jorgen-strand-larsen-wolves-goal-norway-celebration-gif-16745801311300467017

[wanton whale]

ew

[broken patio]

Join me

[broken patio]

.......estu?

[wanton whale]

you bought him? hmm idk you already cursed cunha

[broken patio]

Probably not worth it

[broken patio]

Yeah fuck Cunha all my homies hate Cunha

[little heart]

he's a good potential to haul big over the others tbf

[broken patio]

Realistically I think Brighton assets are welbz or bust

Welbz has pens without Pedro too

[wanton whale]

JP likely to play? probably not right

[broken patio]

That's something he has over evanilson tbf

Doubt it

[tardy cradle]

no love for Kaoru ?

[broken patio]

Bust up with vanhecke

Probs sold in the summer

[broken patio]

Not starting atm

[tardy cradle]

70 m bid from chelsea it is

[pale tiger]

1 goal 1 assist

[silent jasper]

Benching Cunha for last GW

[pale tiger]

if cunha doesnt start he will be amazing

[broken patio]

Mitomas mins

[silent jasper]

why Mitoma got dropped

[broken patio]

Only mid you can go for is gruda

[wanton whale]

hes so good off the bench damn

[broken patio]

Think he's not 100% and not worth injuring him right at the end of the season

Also yeah rn he's an amazing impact player lol

[silent jasper]

Gruda's stats

[tardy cradle]

verbruggen it is

[broken patio]

4goal involvements in 4 isn't bad

Motm yesterday, looks full of confidence after his goal

Still don't think you can justify him over other options but if you want a Brighton mid rn it's him

[tardy cradle]

bro assisted twice in 8 minutes and still no bonus wtf

[silent jasper]

not sure if Brighton can keep cs against Spurs tbh, I think it might be high scoring but defo for Brighton

[orchid plank]

What about Gruda?

[broken patio]

Tbf one of those assists was a sideways pass to Baleba before he scored from 30 yards lol

[broken patio]

That's who were discussing rn

He's fine but idk, when there's the likes of Bowen mbeumo rogers etc it's a tall order

[silent jasper]

even Eze too despite bad fixture (Pool been conceding 2+ goals in last 3 games so he is worth looking at too)

[orchid plank]

I was gonna punt for him over a Mbeumo/KDB

[broken patio]

Yeah I mean eze is the form player in Europe lol

And mbeumo is on for 20 goals this season, talisman, has pens

Gruda has 1 goal

[silent jasper]

my concern with Brighton attackers is that the goals are spread out among their players, not just one guy tbh
I remember when it was only Joao Pedro

[tardy cradle]

March Maca Mitoma trio

[silent jasper]

Solly March incident

[tender cipher]

literally scores when he has more than 20 mins

😭

[tender cipher]

what ever happened to him

[silent jasper]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/11rfqn7/solly_march_awarded_goal_in_leeds_draw/

The gameweek was over and FPL decides to fuck March owners by not awarding the goal to him in FPL

[tender cipher]

he hasnt played a game properly since like 2022

😭

what happened to bro

[silent jasper]

injuries? Ask beef

[tender cipher]

but isnt he just perma benched atp

[broken patio]

He's still around, he's started a few games lately

But yeah he's struggling with injuries and also is basically at the end of his career

He's 30 which isn't that old but is for him because of all his injury issues (if that makes sense?)

When we've got the likes of Mitoma, minteh, Rutter, gruda, adingra, Pedro, he just doesn't fit in

[tender cipher]

aint he a 1 club man?

proper guy tbh

[broken patio]

Yep

[broken patio]

He's been at Brighton since his U18 days in 11/12

Dunk too since 07/08, also U18

And before that he was with the youth teams

[wanton whale]

Isak in the Sweden squad

cant be a bad thing i guess

[valid ocean]

Honestly if i could control a week’s outcome it would be this one

Cause like, imagine ending the season on a fucking red

That’s embarrassing

[tender cipher]

320pt green

[carmine arch]

[broken patio]

If welbeck scores 8 goals then I might have a good finish

So we're all starting with Salah, kerkez, frimpong next season then?

[humble dust]

no

[trail forum]

What are people feeling for gw38

I don’t really rate salah or saka cap

Bou don’t really have anything to play for

Don’t see any other options

Salah 170eo pen miss loading

[humble dust]

boomo or bowen

[wanton whale]

Bowen or Isak for me

Liverpool 0 motivation and it shows

[trail forum]

Oof can’t afford Bowen

Idk who’d I’d drop for him tho

Rogers boomo salah Kdb are solid

Watkins marmoush wissa too

[lone glade]

https://tenor.com/view/jojoiso0-gif-20436854

[lone glade]

dls 😭

i gave up on that

[humble dust]

@lone glade

[lone glade]

bro thinks im losing

[tender cipher]

wait ill show u the vid

of the horrendous

ahh

play i made

along with the goofiest goals

[humble dust]

0/1 finals so far

[tender cipher]

i have scored in my career

[lone glade]

we dont talk about that

[tender cipher]

that first clip got big gab an OG and a red

🥀

[tender cipher]

sancho scoring the 2 most ass goals i have ever seen

💔

[wanton whale]

kdb probably

[silent jasper]

Dropping one of Salah/KDB maybe

[lone glade]

LMAO

[tender cipher]

All in one game btw

🥀

[broken patio]

Bowen makes a lot of sense for a cap, boomo too after just seeing wolves ship 4 goals to a hungover palace

Or you join me and cap welbeck

Evanilson makes sense too

And Watkins

A lot of fun caps, boomo and Bowen will be the most popular though surely

Bowen is on a roll, and he's got Ipswich who just lost to Leicester

[lone glade]

had bowen since 33

game changer

[cerulean cape]

5 goals in 5 games

[lone glade]

oi jazzy

[cerulean cape]

The team scored 7 goals

[lone glade]

stop airing me

[cerulean cape]

No nitro

[lone glade]

booooooo

[cerulean cape]

Top 100k

[lone glade]

wtf

[cerulean cape]

I'll give nitro

[wanton whale]

smooth aint getting top 100k

[lone glade]

im not

im 28 points off

[humble dust]

why do u think he said

[wanton whale]

😩

[cerulean cape]

Winning the cup for this thread is like winning the fucking audi cup

Dead as fuck

[lone glade]

not the cup for this thread

[cerulean cape]

Wait is it for lemur

[lone glade]

lemur cup

[cerulean cape]

Oh

[lone glade]

thats the champions league

[cerulean cape]

Ask daddy shag

[lone glade]

this is conference league

[lone glade]

i am not asking shag 😭

[cerulean cape]

Why

Bro is loaded

[lone glade]

@carmine tree if i win can i get nitro

worth a try

[cerulean cape]

I sell pokemon cards to afford food

[lone glade]

i have a shit pokemon gx

tapu lele or smth

[cerulean cape]

That was worth bank

At release

It was good in tcg

Now like a £3 card

[tight iron]

wissa very decent dif pick me thinks

[cerulean cape]

Pick or cap

If pick he's like 60%

[tight iron]

they allowed nketiah brace

[cerulean cape]

Lol

[tight iron]

Cap sorry

[spark cairn]

how many messages are in this

[cerulean cape]

Wolves vs brentford is almost the most guaranteed 5 goals game

5 goals +

2-3 or 3-÷

3-3

[broken patio]

Yeah if boomo is a good cap option then so is wissa

[wanton whale]

isak cap will go hard

[wanton whale]

boomo got 8 from a 5-3 win 😭

[cerulean cape]

At least he scored a pen

[broken patio]

Wissa didn't even play

[wanton whale]

over 50 points lost from picking sarr over eze and boomo pen miss 😭

[obtuse shoal]

Yeah so many cap options, impossible to call the right one.

[broken patio]

I reckon if boomo scored his pen last week wayyyyy more people would be on him this week

The narrative would be that he got a brace last week and is now facing a team that just shipped 4 goals to a hungover palace

[humble dust]

boomo redemption arc we will be there

[obtuse shoal]

Bit pointless to think that way. If you went eze you would have done other choices as well. As it wasn’t like they were the same prizes.

[humble dust]

[broken patio]

Boomo and wissa both need 1 goal to make it 20 goals in the season too

Not saying that will motivate them more or anything, but of course they'll be aware of that

[wanton whale]

picking sarr meant i picked foden

hooray!!!!

[broken patio]

Foden

I will still never understand

[wanton whale]

i mean no one expected eze to become the most inform player itl randomly

[broken patio]

He's shown nothing 😂

Yeah

[broken patio]

In Europe*

[wanton whale]

Foden was purely for fixtures

[broken patio]

This is all coming together for us all to have eze in our gw1 teams again and then he does fuck all again

[wanton whale]

early on in the season he did well

[broken patio]

To think we started the season with eze and Munoz

And they were shit

[wanton whale]

loved owning Eze in gw4 for Matetas brace!

[tight iron]

the disallowed fk 😔

[cerulean cape]

Nah the eze/sarr thing is bs no matter how you swing it

[broken patio]

Oh god yeah

[cerulean cape]

Eze has outscored sarr by like 4.5 points per gw

[wanton whale]

ofc it was some straight up voodoo shit icl

[cerulean cape]

That's insane

10-15 is whatever

[humble dust]

outscored him in 9 mins

[cerulean cape]

32 points difference is dumb af

[lone glade]

if had eze over sarr id be top 100k

cba

[cerulean cape]

Smooth is unluckiest manager

After niko

[lone glade]

why am i unlucky

[cerulean cape]

Niko unlucky with injuries from players he bought on monday

Played for 5 seasons and no top 100k

Unlucky

[broken patio]

Happy to be on team kiwior but the kiwior/saliba difference since gw31 is pretty unlucky

[obtuse shoal]

Foden still one of the players of my season.

[cerulean cape]

That's like 13 maybe?

That's stomachable

[broken patio]

Idk what my best picks have been this season, it doesn't feel like I've had any that have been a standout

[cerulean cape]

Rogers has been really good for me

Benched most of his blanks

Wood over muniz

Gw6

[carmine tree]

[lone glade]

[broken patio]

Fuck me man I was on team wood gw1 and then solanke moved to spurs so started with him instead

Diabolical

I genuinely don't think I've had anyone who's been really good for me

I've just had a really mid season

[lone glade]

oh yeah wood muniz

got muniz classic

eze sarr

got sarr classic

[broken patio]

Tbf I think eze sarr was much more 50/50 then wood muniz

And that's not hindsight as I was team wood and was arguing it profusely at the time

Muniz had like 5 good games at the end of last season

Whilst wood has consistently managed a goal every other game whilst playing for dogshit teams

Noone pictured him doing quite what he's done this season though

[barren geyser]

hows isaks condition

if its not better ill just get rid for evanilson prob

[cerulean cape]

Saliba out

Konsa is fine

[tardy cradle]

Watkins in and Captain locked

[broken patio]

Feeling less confident about my welbz cap now

Watkins is tasty but did we learn from last week

[tardy cradle]

[wanton whale]

How come?

Spurs in party mode

[zealous forum]

Stadium & team will be buzzing, in a good mood

You'd rather play them when they're depressed

[wanton whale]

team buzzing sure but performances will drop

look at liverpool

[oak furnace]

Ange my goat

[oak furnace]

I remember when he was coach at Melbourne victory

absolute legend

[zealous forum]

Liverpool's season was done ages ago

Literally 1 game left for Spurs for the players to come back to the fans and have a good time

Doesn't mean a clean sheet but probably means they'll put a bit of effort in

[broken patio]

Yeah I guess

[wanton whale]

means the complete opposite imo

fans wouldnt care less if they held 5 to Brighton

plus all the players will be on the pisser all week deservedly

[earnest torrent]

Liverpool-Palace would be the most couldn't care less game from both sides

Cause both won a trophy and has nothing much to play for

So could go either way

[jolly solstice]

Fuck why did I leave bb to gw38

Gw36 bb could've gotten me 16 pts

37 12

At least didn't bb35

That's a 5 pointer

[tender cipher]

Might do KDB to Asensio

Bench Cunha

If I get the info that cunha doesn’t start

[jolly solstice]

Asensio why?

[tight iron]

[broken patio]

Trossard looks fun this week

[wanton whale]

Isak to Welbeck and Sarr to Bowen

[silent jasper]

Konate to Schar
Newcastle home game against Everton and they need a win for UCL spot

[slim bane]

cue Havertz

[silent jasper]

Scout loves Mitoma

[humble dust]

salah

[wanton whale]

Isak cap damn

scout knows ball

[silent jasper]

dont really like Bournemouth players because their form isn't there and Leicester could pull an upset of a draw or something

surprised they picked Burn instead of Schar as well, thought Schar was more attacking

or Livra

[broken patio]

Do they know something we don't?

[broken patio]

Boomo would absolutely be there if he didn't miss a pen

Like missing a pen means you shouldnt pick someone

[silent jasper]

Announce Wieffer goal contribution to mud Mitoma pick tbh

[silent jasper]

true

[broken patio]

Trying to think who hasn't scored for us this season yet

Dunk is the main one tbh

Think we're right up there with the number of different goalscorers

Yeah we're top lol

Name all 17 challenge

[silent jasper]

does OG counts

[broken patio]

1. Pedro
2. Welbeck
3. Rutter
4. Mitoma
5. Minteh
6. Gruda
7. Baleba
8. Ayari
9. Hinshelwood
10. Wieffer
11. Estu
12. Vanhecke
13. Lamptey
14. Kadioglu
15. O'Riley

Uhhhhhh 2 more

[silent jasper]

Adringa?

[silent jasper]

I saw 16 goal scorers for Brighton on FPL under goals scored, if 17 means they counted Dunk's OG?

[broken patio]

How the fuck did I forget him

[silent jasper]

Solly March but he scored during FA cup not in EPL so...

[broken patio]

@silent jasper found the 17th, Evan Ferguson scored 1 for us Vs wolves before going on loan to west ham for the 2nd half of the season

(did have to Google it)

[silent jasper]

ah I see, makes sense now

[broken patio]

Now name Brentford's 10

1. Wissa
2. Mbeumo
3. Coins
4. Schade
5. Janelt

They're 100%s

6. Norgaard

Fuck man Brentford have no players

[silent jasper]

Collins typo

[broken patio]

Damsgaard probably

[tardy cradle]

Harry Potter

[broken patio]

Ah yes

That's 7

[silent jasper]

Rico Henry?

I know besides Collins there was one more defender who scored for Brentford

[broken patio]

Pinnock and carvalho according to Google

Not Henry

1. Mbeumo
2. Wissa
3. Schade
4. Norgaard
5. Janelt
6. Carvalho
7. Collins
8. pinnock
9. Harry potter
10. Damsgaard

Only 4 of those are even attacking players, damn, they rely so much on wissa and boomo

[tender cipher]

Ajer?

I remember a 30s goal from bro or smth like that

Idk if I’m wrong

Probably am

[frigid junco]

Brentford spamming 1st minute goals was unsuprisingly mostly Boomo and Wissa, one of Boomo’s was huge differential points for me at the time (GW4 or GW5, not sure which exactly)

Collins might have got one of them actually

[tight iron]

yup vs wolves

[silent jasper]

I am debating to sell him this week for Newcastle def since he has done nothing much for me since GW32 lol

[cerulean cape]

He got 6,8,11 in 6 gws

2 assists too

Great pick

[valid ocean]

Anyone selling Saka this week?

[prime plinth]

Can we have a chip that allows me to have 11 brighton players?

[earnest torrent]

Rulebreaker in #1135650406308003870

[obtuse shoal]

Its amongst my options.

[copper hinge]

Why?

[obtuse shoal]

Cause Saka isn't doing anything, who knows if he starts or comes off early? Bowen on the other hand is nailed and feels much more dangerous

[silent jasper]

Yeah but I think I would sell him for this week
Dont really see Brentford keeping CS and might look to buy Schar tbh

[obtuse shoal]

wish I had 3 FTS so I could consider using one of them on a defender

[copper hinge]

Ah okay, I've been benching him for a few weeks just for this GW so didn't really make sense to me

But I see the temptation

[obtuse shoal]

For me it's just the only route to Bowen, who I feel could hurt my rank once again. As I probably won't sell Salah

[slim bane]

18k messages to go

Announce live rant in road to 100k messages on Sunday

GOAL

[jolly solstice]

GOAL

SAKA

[silent jasper]

WHO

[slim bane]

SAKA

[obtuse shoal]

my season could end sooo sweetly with a saka and salah haul

[jolly solstice]

Damn what if I sell saka when he doesn't start and he scores

[obtuse shoal]

If you sell him cause he doesn't start, you can't really blame yourself. Even if he does good as a sub, you made the logic call

[jolly solstice]

What if it's for a hit

Should i not sell him then

[silent jasper]

Say Raya ass

[cedar pine]

I reckon KDB and Haaland to Saka + Evanilson will be my moves

Cant deal with three weeks in a row of double 2 pointers from em

[broken patio]

Do you think spurs are gonna be 'hungover' in gw38, or full of this new found freedom and confidence?

[jolly solstice]

Honestly

I might just go evan

Positional goal scoring trends after 37 Gameweeks: ⭐️ Finale Special ⭐️

ST vs LEI - 26 goals
Next up: EVANILSON

ST vs IPS - 23 goals
Next up: FÜLLKRUG/BOWEN/KUDUS

ST vs WHU - 20 goals
Next up: DELAP

ST vs WOL - 20 goals
Next up: WISSA

RW vs IPS - 20 goals
Next up: BOWEN (again)

RW vs SOU - 19 goals
Next up: SAKA/NWANERI

ST vs CRY - 17 goals
Next up: LUIS DIAZ/JOTA

ST vs SOU - 17 goals
Next up: HAVERTZ/TROSSARD

ST vs TOT - 17 goals
Next up: WELBECK

ST vs BRE - 17 goals
Next up: STRAND LARSEN

by fplmeerkat

[obtuse shoal]

does that count as one message? 😄

[jolly solstice]

Yeah that's one message

What, is it spam?

[broken patio]

Evan does look really really good

I just haven't owned a Brighton player all season so welbz 38 seems fun for me

It's just bias

Don't think I can justify selling Watkins for Evan

[slim bane]

we need to pump these numbers up

[jolly solstice]

Oh fkkk

Right

Anyways it was a whole tweet

[tardy cradle]

Where is Watkins' stat ?

[silent jasper]

Road to 85k then slowly add towards 100k

[tender cipher]

how's the weather

[slim bane]

hot as fuck

[tender cipher]

30C at 8:43

😭

literal travesty

[slim bane]

sweating my balls off

usually my house doesn’t even on the aircon

But my mom did today

[jolly solstice]

Lmao

[jolly solstice]

These days man

I've been away for the last 2 weeks

But the weather's just as hot

[silent jasper]

might as well turn this to SG chat to farm the message about hot weather

[cedar pine]

12 degrees here at 15:41

Was like 8 degrees this morning

[jolly solstice]

Must be nice

[tardy cradle]

21 degrees bcos its raining at 3 pm

[prime plinth]

If we have the right players on the park and they have a point to prove. Possible we just play a blinder

They also didn't sleep at all basically so we'll see

[jolly solstice]

Ngl

Welbeck js feels more like an emotional pick

Evan makes the most sense

[tardy cradle]

time to start Verbruggen over Raya then

[jolly solstice]

Which I've been doing the majority of this season

Hence my shit rank

[broken patio]

I feel like I've done the opposite lmao

Picked the 'boring' picks and paid the price

I need to live a little

[trail forum]

ayy is it worth visting Singapore when travelling

[slim bane]

food is peng

there’s a few tourist attractions as well

[trail forum]

heard its a good place to do drugs too

[slim bane]

if u wanna get hanged

drug trafficking is the death penalty

[trail forum]

yeah ik its kinda mad

does it work

not the death penalty but like stopping drug trafficing

or does it still go on just very hidden like

[slim bane]

it works in the sense there’s very little drug usage

not completely eliminated tho iygim

[trail forum]

yeye ici

[slim bane]

vaping is an issue tho

[broken patio]

Vaping is an issue everywhere

[wanton whale]

Fuck welbeck icl

Evan just makes way more sense if we look at points potential

[jolly solstice]

Really?

Are u in the top100k at least

[broken patio]

Just outside

[jolly solstice]

Oh

[cerulean cape]

Im going bowen and just taking my grey arrow

[wanton whale]

are you starting Cunha?

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[wanton whale]

good

[cerulean cape]

They have £9m at stake

If they drop places

[wanton whale]

JSL also out

[cerulean cape]

He was starting anyway imo

[broken patio]

Fuck Cunha

[tardy cradle]

isnt JSL out bad for Cunha

[cerulean cape]

That's a bonus

[broken patio]

I had such high expectations for Cunha

[cerulean cape]

Yes but at least he starts now

Which was the issue

[tardy cradle]

[broken patio]

Nah, last time Cunha started without JSL, Cunha still started on the left with guedes 9

So it's calm

[tardy cradle]

meant as in points potential

he blanked that game iirc

i have 2 FTs to burn for Cunha Mateta perhaps

[wanton whale]

i mean Mateta must go

[jolly solstice]

Ffs then

If I keep cunha

I can't get bowen

Unless I sell saka or salah

[wanton whale]

If you plan on capping Bowen selling Cunha is fine

I’d assume you’d buy Evanilson

[broken patio]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-brighton-brighton-and-hove-brighton-fc-pervis-gif-16095051698096885926

[wanton whale]

cant overthink Leicester at home tho

[silent jasper]

no because my attackers are quite stacked oof

can't bench any of them but maybe Eze (bro is on form though)

[cerulean cape]

cunha over eze

cunha last game too

i am capping mbuemo tho

[lone glade]

oh salibas out

[cerulean cape]

mbeumo has scored 13 points+ 6 times

bowen 0 times

[silent jasper]

Even when Eze is on form + Pool are conceding goals for fun?

[cerulean cape]

not even close imo

eze scores every fucking gamew

so it's fine

[silent jasper]

Other than the Newcastle game pen missed and Bournemouth blank, I think he could yeah

[silent jasper]

Would you bench Munoz (Pool away) or Collins (Wolves away, former club too for him)? I might sell Konate to buy one of Kerkez/Schar to start
Have Raya and Gvardiol as my starting GK + def right now

Think Milenkovic wont keep cs because Chelsea needs to win

[cerulean cape]

i'd play milenkovic

i would buy schar i think

no branth or tark

[silent jasper]

Oh nice
Thanks!
Over Collins and Munoz yeah?

[cerulean cape]

for me ye

[wanton whale]

i might be buying the boring picks after all

[silent jasper]

Boring picks are Ars att/def + Bowen + Evan?

[cerulean cape]

@wanton whale ffs

jsl isn't even out

Vitor Pereira confirms Jorgen Strand Larsen is a doubt. 'Tomorrow, we will see.'

There are no other fresh injury concerns.

when is a doubt meaning out

[wanton whale]

I saw earlier he was confirmed out

My bad

Surely either way it’s good for Cunha

[wanton whale]

wtf is this

[broken patio]

Welé

[valid ocean]

Same for me. He’s not the most exciting pick since he’ll be very high EO but i don’t wanna lose rank.

He’s a captaincy option as well

[obtuse shoal]

Honestly I could start all of these in some narrative. If it wasn’t the last gw I’d just roll.

[broken patio]

If it wasn't the last gw sure

But Salah to Bowen is screaming out there

[obtuse shoal]

Strangely enough I’m even considering salah cap

[wanton whale]

same lol

Salah will be the highest eo cap tho

[tight iron]

no eze cap option 😔

[jolly solstice]

Cunha blank inc

[stone perch]

I'll get Saka and another AM

I think I'm set

No additional punts for a differential

Or maybe not

Got any spicy mids for me, lads?

[wanton whale]

think people are really sleeping on Diaz icl

[wanton whale]

Diaz, Gruda, Mitoma, Semenyo, Trossard

[stone perch]

I'd like to keep it that way

Same goes for Deco the moron about to buy him

[wanton whale]

hes a very good pick this week

[slim bane]

pump it up

[obtuse shoal]

How does that mean cunha blank?

[jolly solstice]

Brentford has smth to play for

I'm

[obtuse shoal]

Cunha doesn’t play for Brentford.

[jolly solstice]

Brentford's playing against wolves

[obtuse shoal]

It says literally “attackers who don’t have anything to play for can be more free flowing” so that is cunha

[little delta]

any suggestions? 2 ft but only 0.8 itb

im 106k hopefully top 100k

[jolly solstice]

Might've misinterpreted that

[cedar pine]

cantorro's favorite food is mushy peas

[broken patio]

Salah to Bowen

And that's it

Isak to Watkins if you get leaks he's not starting

[pale tiger]

who to start and anyone worth a -4

[cerulean cape]

Would never bench watkins

Lol

[pale tiger]

I prefer not to either but dk who to start him over

[tight iron]

mgw probably

[obtuse shoal]

Always over MGW

[cerulean cape]

Or Rogers fine

Mgw goal is often 10/11 points

Rogers doesn't always get bonus

[tardy cradle]

Fuck it
Mateta to Gakpo
Schade to Diaz/Barnes

[silent jasper]

What if Chiesa starts again? You need a backup plan just in case

[tardy cradle]

Ye I have 8 attackers

In case Cunha or KDB don't get glued to bench

[cerulean cape]

Last game

I do think he starts

Wolves could lose up to 9m if they drop places

I'm going kdb to bowen for my grey arrow

[tardy cradle]

Pocket change

[cerulean cape]

3m a place

Tbf only west ham would overtake realistically

Doubt spurs and utd do shit

[tardy cradle]

Soucek punt

9G+?A

[silent jasper]

Konate to Schar seems tempting to me

[tardy cradle]

Schar and Barnes punt

But I already got Livra so

Really don't fancy using a FT on a defender aka Schar Burn on last GW even if Everton is surely weaker on set pieces

[cerulean cape]

Dont hate it

That's the sort of punt you need if chasing

[tardy cradle]

I'm chasing but sadly 21 points is too much

[cerulean cape]

I'm 17 from 50k and 16 from 100k

Cba chasing

[cerulean cape]

Make as well unless OR rank has meaning

Might

[carmine arch]

I need to chase top 10k

I might buy welbeck

Over evan

[tardy cradle]

Tbf yeah my H2H league is already secured unless it actually uses H2H result as tiebreaker

Gonna go punts galore on scout league

[cerulean cape]

Welbeck dead pick for me

[tardy cradle]

Watkins became that for me

[cerulean cape]

Welbeck scores 1 max

[silent jasper]

AZ have Welbeck as differential forward lol

[cerulean cape]

Supports brighton

Also az is a 🤡

[tardy cradle]

wait a minute I was also going Welbz

[obtuse shoal]

So salah cap I hear

[cerulean cape]

Yes

If i think he was best cap