road to 200k messages

[wanton whale]

its not updated

[trail forum]

oh yeah

[wanton whale]

EO's dont update that fast

[cerulean cape]

Ok ty

It used to

Its chill

Seems like saka might be around 95%-110% I'm guessing

[prime plinth]

Am I cooked

[cerulean cape]

Ran over huijsen

[tender cipher]

trossard 😭

[trail forum]

id say itll be similar to this one no?

[cerulean cape]

Yes

Didn't even see it

[tender cipher]

prolly 90%

[trail forum]

looks like itll creep over 100

[cerulean cape]

Kdb 15% tho

[prime plinth]

Allowed me to keep Isak instead of jp in

[trail forum]

116 here is pretty high

[cerulean cape]

Kdb defof higher

In real ranks

[prime plinth]

No reason Tross doesn't get similar minutes to Saka with more chance of minutes vs Ipswich I'd assume

More chance of starting in 35

[cerulean cape]

Tross is fine

[prime plinth]

Saka is better but is it a 4m difference

[cerulean cape]

I would go tross too if I wanna throw rank

[silent jasper]

I got Collins in this week, ready for his 2 pointer

[cerulean cape]

Insane sim in live rant

Perfect for me

Basically city blank

And west blank

[prime plinth]

If you were going to cap saka. it makes sense. With me not capping saka.It would only be to damage limitate anyway

[cerulean cape]

He gets 40 points between gw35-38 anyway

[prime plinth]

At rank 700k or so. Damage limitation is pointless

[cerulean cape]

100%

Not enough punts in teams

I would go kdb this gw if I wasn't priced out

[prime plinth]

Wissa on wc25 has done well

[frigid junco]

I was close to buying Wissa this week

[prime plinth]

Was lucky with kluivert and foden outs resulting in returns

[silent jasper]

some guy in my ML just did this
Is he still in UCL fantasy
Ranked 1M too

[prime plinth]

Rice set piece goal and assist incoming

[silent jasper]

Merino assist inc

[prime plinth]

Tross goal

[cerulean cape]

Your friend is eating sushi this week

[prime plinth]

Can't lie. I left it too late, why do I have Rogers over Sarr

[cerulean cape]

Are eos out yet

[prime plinth]

Positive is that City defense is a mess

[silent jasper]

yes

[wanton whale]

yessir

[silent jasper]

Saka 106.8 in top 10K

[wanton whale]

Saka 102 fuck off mannn

[jolly solstice]

Gwr 10.9mil

[wanton whale]

1k green jesus

so many hits

[cerulean cape]

Post mine pls 515262

[cerulean cape]

Not loading on data

[silent jasper]

done

[cerulean cape]

Ty ty

I said 95-110% for saka, smack on in the middle

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/fulham-alex-iwobi-gif-13630557815883032988

fh will be fun

[cerulean cape]

Yea i can't get green this gw

Lmao

Unless saka hauls

Someone post one with kdb

[shrewd dust]

saka 98.9 for me not even gonna notice the gains from that

[silent jasper]

KDB EO is 23.9% for me at around 200K

[humble dust]

kdb 21eo

[cerulean cape]

Oh its kinda irrel

Nice then

[prime plinth]

Need a lot to go right to come out ok

[silent jasper]

24% for your rank btw

[prime plinth]

Arteta 20 pter needed

[cerulean cape]

Tross 5.6% is wild at 700k

That's so high even at that rank

[prime plinth]

Wissa at 8%🐐

Benching a defender vs tottenham again. What could go wrong...

[shrewd dust]

sarr 49 is pretty great

bowen 10.6

[cerulean cape]

Ran over man utd worse

[prime plinth]

Already regret going rogers over sarr even if city is easier than arsenal

[prime plinth]

Fair point

huijsen set piece goal trust

[wanton whale]

rogers 50 eo is interesting

considering murphy was 70 plus last GW

[shrewd dust]

i swear rogers was higher last week

[prime plinth]

Mateta is the one that scares me the most

He just goes off sometimes

Didn't expect Isak to be so high still

[cerulean cape]

Rogers 56% is wild

Predicted 80%

[prime plinth]

Makes sense. Just expected him to be one to fund others. Isak out i mean

[wanton whale]

murphy to rogers was the easiest move ever tho

[cerulean cape]

Ok he's 68% at 10k

[prime plinth]

I did semenyo out and kept murphy

[wanton whale]

moush only 157 is nice

[prime plinth]

Semenyo was a bad pick but thankfully he returned in b2b games after a string of blanks

[wanton whale]

murphy is 30 eo wtffff

[cerulean cape]

Bb is very high

Over 50% poss

[wanton whale]

kdb 24

[prime plinth]

Does Arteta match bb

Think he does

[wanton whale]

but surely youd sell murphy

[silent jasper]

he could

[shrewd dust]

murphy is a bigger threat to me than kdb lmao

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[silent jasper]

we all saw Howe 23 pointer so why can't Arteta match it

[cerulean cape]

On form init

[prime plinth]

Unless Palace play a blinder and ipswich wipe cs

[cerulean cape]

Arteta team ain't scoring 9 goals

I take 6 from arsenal with 6 saka goals

[silent jasper]

merino assist please

[prime plinth]

how much is win+cs

[cerulean cape]

9

[prime plinth]

Hopefully he gets 15 pts

[frigid junco]

This man hauling this GW would cement his place as one of my favourites FPL players ever

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-rcl-kevin-danso-kevin-danso-gif-15345786799872527166

Danso is ready

Conceded 4 to Wolves... Wood might score 4 himself

Tbf Wolves have been winning under the new manager

[wanton whale]

jesus christ that didnt take long ffs

[cerulean cape]

Called it with bryan

2nd top scorer in the game is no joke

For 8m

[wanton whale]

yeah boomo was the play over bowen easily

[cloud raft]

@cerulean cape love you

I got mbeumo

[lone glade]

piss

[cerulean cape]

I join you gw35

[cloud raft]

[tardy cradle]

i also join you then

[silent jasper]

triple Brentford in GW35

[valid ocean]

Mbeumooo

Mbeumo over kdb is paying off

Don’t know how i did that

[stone perch]

You snubbed Kevin?

[valid ocean]

Yeah i started thinking too much and just got Mbeumo, boring but it’s working now

[cerulean cape]

This is going great

Less goals the better

[wanton whale]

you own triple palace tho?

[cerulean cape]

They're high owned

More importantly city blanking

No moush or kdb

[wanton whale]

gained rank is gained rank

i wouldnt mind anything happening rn tbf

[cerulean cape]

But not losing rank is gaining rank

[wanton whale]

vebruggen wipe was inevitable

[cerulean cape]

Matches gw32

You're good

[wanton whale]

true tbf

[cerulean cape]

Ffs why did I get foden tho

Still mad

[wanton whale]

im just glad hes gone tbh

[stone perch]

I'm not jinxing anything

But I like what I'm seeing

[wanton whale]

might regret not buying dias at this rate

[tardy cradle]

when fernando torres is the 3rd last man to score a winning goal past you

[little delta]

I bought

[wanton whale]

i wouldve for a hit so its fine for free tho you could be cooking

[little delta]

Yeah i could be

[stone perch]

We can kiss a Palace haul goodbye

I've been scammed by this team

[tardy cradle]

nice eze

[silent jasper]

Bournemouth cs locked it in

[wanton whale]

bowen ooff

[mighty pumice]

Well I knew picking kdb was gonna fuck me over

[stone perch]

Couldn't afford Bowen so I don't care

Same with KDB

[cloud raft]

damn it

[stone perch]

It stands?

[silent jasper]

yes

[lone glade]

bowen u goat

letsogoo

[stone perch]

Oh well

Can't own them all

Pokémon

[mighty pumice]

yeah it’s really fucking me over now

[tardy cradle]

Boomo

[lone glade]

yeah fuck off

[mighty pumice]

Wissa assist too

😭

[tardy cradle]

lets go Wissa

[mighty pumice]

Keane on 3.8

[little delta]

Why eze subbed off

[mighty pumice]

Tactical

Palace 10 men again

[cerulean cape]

Ffs

Bad goals but at least no city still

What's mbeumos eo

[frigid junco]

Mbeumo’s about 10%

[wanton whale]

doubles are so overrated

[lone glade]

https://tenor.com/view/jarrod-bowen-west-ham-caraboa-cup-spurs-gif-24226199

warra goat

[cerulean cape]

I can accept 10%

[wanton whale]

mbeumo was right there 😭

[lone glade]

ive always had him

wanted a different player

[wanton whale]

[valid ocean]

I love this game

Mbeumo was so due a random 15 pointer

[tardy cradle]

Wissssaaaaa

[wanton whale]

mbeumo 18 pointer

jesus

[silent jasper]

Mbuemo 2G1A gigahauling

[cerulean cape]

Cooked on mbeumo and wissa

I dont own tho

[valid ocean]

ASSIST

[mighty pumice]

Welp kdb isn’t working out vs mbuemo

[copper hinge]

Wow what a shit start

[wanton whale]

kdb was a trap

[copper hinge]

I’ve come home to this crap??

[cerulean cape]

More annoyingly tho

Mbeumo eo to go from 10 to 60

[mighty pumice]

I was looking at jazzy’s verdict on mbuemo 😭

[cerulean cape]

Gw35

[mighty pumice]

and tempted me…

[cerulean cape]

Pushed for mbeumo and wissa hard

[cloud raft]

MBEUMOOO

[wanton whale]

why are they hauling now

too early

[tardy cradle]

got Wissa in

thanks Jazzy

[valid ocean]

He’s 12% eo holy shit

[valid ocean]

Mbeumo

[silent jasper]

some chad in my ML with no chip active is outscoring everyone with chip active with just Mbeumo 😭
WTF man

[mighty pumice]

there’s no point of mbuemo now his eo is just gonna rocket it isn’t it

[cerulean cape]

Can they afford

[mighty pumice]

wait who got jp

@prime plinth did he end up

[cerulean cape]

Guess isak/Murphy to both are popular

Yes he djd

?

[mighty pumice]

Jp red

[tardy cradle]

no he didnt

[mighty pumice]

he did…

[wanton whale]

shouldve bought dias ffs

[silent jasper]

bro got wissa

[tardy cradle]

he didnt get saka no no JP

[mighty pumice]

or he backed out

fuck

[cerulean cape]

@prime plinth

[valid ocean]

Mateta to Wissa gw35

[mighty pumice]

now mbuemo is gonna….

[wanton whale]

horrid week already lmao

[prime plinth]

thank god i avoided jp

[lone glade]

ffs boomo

cba

[prime plinth]

even if it means i have kdb and tross with no saka..

Wissa and scrubs

Munoz and Huijsen holddddd

[stone perch]

Mbeumo is such a troll

[stone perch]

I did the opposite

Can't believe I got scammed by the DGWs

[prime plinth]

I have gotten away with no saka for 3 gws. I might be cooked now

[stone perch]

I hope you will be

Nothing personal

[cerulean cape]

I got more points with no saka

And lost 0.5m

Actually scammed

[silent jasper]

my irl friend is pissed because of this

[wanton whale]

how tf am i supposed to gain when these are the games

[cerulean cape]

Bb33 won from areola alone

[wanton whale]

i planned on bb32 which fucked me

[stone perch]

This might be a massive fumble from the ML leader

I'm coming for them

3 CS out of the possible 7 is beautiful

Nevermind, that's higher than 7

[cerulean cape]

Why fumble

[stone perch]

That was a comfortable lead and she had a BB

• the AM ruined the timing of her WC then BB

FHing now is stupid too

I was 2nd for almost half of the season

[cerulean cape]

2nd out of 2 ain't bad

[stone perch]

Oh no, we're 13

I just showed the relevant title race

[wanton whale]

top 10k is looking less and less likely 😔

[stone perch]

It's cooked

[wanton whale]

last 2 weeks have been sooo bad

[stone perch]

You gotta be top 100k before GW30 to make it happen

Then climb like a maniac

Best I did was top 60k ish

[cerulean cape]

Fh34 can cook

[wanton whale]

true true

[stone perch]

*will

[wanton whale]

fh34 needs to do well

[stone perch]

Still 10 minutes until disaster is diverted

[cerulean cape]

If top10 to top100k ain't any different just go differential

[stone perch]

Marmoush could bag a brace out of nowhere and Palace crumble

[tardy cradle]

36 needs to cook as well

[cerulean cape]

Cos gw35-38 will be boring too

Saving fts for gw37

So everyone has the same team for gw35-36

Fh34 has great punts

[silent jasper]

Collins pick mudded @cerulean cape
1 pointer

[wanton whale]

WTF

one of my irls brought him in

[cerulean cape]

40 between gw35-38

Also one more than awb 😢

[silent jasper]

Focal kept AWB on his BB too I think

[little delta]

he’s a mid in the game right

[wanton whale]

yeah

if only i knew i would bb33

ffs

[cerulean cape]

@obtuse shoal glad you picked gundo over kdb

[wanton whale]

ahh fuck off

[little delta]

i’m lucky I didn’t get kdb

[cerulean cape]

Not luck

[stone perch]

Areola on 10

DAMN

[wanton whale]

YESSS

[stone perch]

Oh no

Oh wait, we're twins

[wanton whale]

FUCKING GET IN

[cloud raft]

Ffs

[stone perch]

Oh no

I want to die

Hate WH

So is it a 10 - 4 pointer?

-the bonus points that goal cost

[tardy cradle]

we are alive

[little delta]

I’m glad*

[wanton whale]

10 points to 3 cold

verbruggen justified

[stone perch]

No way that's 3

[little delta]

Areola cs wiped how goood !

[stone perch]

No way

You don't lose 7 points just like that

[little delta]

Someone jinxed it ay

[lone glade]

thank god he got wiped

[cloud raft]

[tardy cradle]

Wissa ?

[tender cipher]

fuck soon

soton

[wanton whale]

ofc verbruggen ends on 1

[tender cipher]

ofc areola ends on 3

prick

[cerulean cape]

10k red but results were good for me

[silent jasper]

at least he outscored Verb

[stone perch]

7 points gone just like that

It's the hope that kills

[frigid junco]

Lesley Ugochukwu I fuckin love you

[mighty pumice]

@trail forum kdb trap we have fallen

[tender cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-come-find-you-gif-24628206

[tardy cradle]

chelsea legend lesley

[prime plinth]

Other guys carrying moush and kdb

[tender cipher]

fucking 4.3m piece of shi

[prime plinth]

The rise continues as long as saka benched

full defender returns is legendary in this points system

Isak and rogers. Cook up please

[wanton whale]

how many points do we reckon

[tender cipher]

i need rogers cok

cook

[tender cipher]

12

[tardy cradle]

time for successful hatewatching

[prime plinth]

hmm wdym by that

[cerulean cape]

Good results, about to board my flight now

[tender cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283142898589892619/1306953134211338260/togif.gif

[cerulean cape]

Should hear about my Rogers hat trick when I land tomorrow

[tender cipher]

bz class?

[cerulean cape]

Lmaoo

Econ

[wanton whale]

safe trip!

[cerulean cape]

14 hours

[tender cipher]

where to where if i may ask

[tardy cradle]

14 hours damn

[cerulean cape]

Ty, I still have Internet for 30 mins still

[tender cipher]

just a plane nerd

[cerulean cape]

Hong kong

To uk

[stone perch]

He starts?

[prime plinth]

What you up to

[wanton whale]

yessir

[prime plinth]

nvm

[stone perch]

Heck yeah

[cerulean cape]

Gonna buy wifi if my card works

[stone perch]

3/3 Villa let's gooooooo

[tender cipher]

back from holiday or going tto holiday lol

[cerulean cape]

Back

[stone perch]

Asensio on the wings with Rogers could be lethal

[prime plinth]

How was trip

[tender cipher]

ah safe travels

[tender cipher]

HK is a nice place

[cerulean cape]

In time to watch saka hat trick after i get home

[tender cipher]

talking from a singaporean

[cerulean cape]

Ty ty

[cerulean cape]

Fun

As fun as kdb and marmoush hate watching

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-bryan-cranston-sad-despair-gif-25732605

[tender cipher]

british airways econ has improved tbh

[cerulean cape]

Cathay

BA might be the worst airline

[tender cipher]

thank goodness

LOL

i actually prayed it wld be cathay

[cerulean cape]

Cup noodles for days

[tender cipher]

Dinner and brekkie on cathay

Lucky man

[tardy cradle]

wait are u an Aussie

[cerulean cape]

Fuckkk

[prime plinth]

I am. up at 2 30 am for some reason.

[cerulean cape]

Baby 2 seats ahead

Were cooked

[tardy cradle]

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/mitskidiamandis-homer-gif-22246587

Do what is necessary

[cerulean cape]

The mum is no where?

Like even further back

Like wtf

Oh no she went for a dump

[prime plinth]

Baby took it upon himself. He had enough of shopping

[cerulean cape]

She back

[tender cipher]

Had a baby 2 seats to my side on a JAL flight 2 years ago. Not a fun time. There’s a picture of me just gassed somewhere on my phone

Horrid night flight

Dry throat

[tender cipher]

There were 3 babies at boarding so I knew I was finished

[cerulean cape]

Rip

[prime plinth]

I have to watch tottenham every week. Suck it up

[tender cipher]

I have to watch spurs fans complain about spurs every week

[prime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ange-postecoglou-spurs-it's-just-who-we-are-mate-tottenham-gif-16500733392693627033

[cerulean cape]

Ok taking off now

Might be back if wifi

[tardy cradle]

I meant the Aussie question to Cypaz as well

[tender cipher]

Rate of climb usually 3000ft per min

V1 150

See you in ~8-9 mins

Btw your in flight entertainment should have live tv

Check if you can watch the Newcastle game

[prime plinth]

Tbf we have one of the worst casual/twitter fan bases around. Or maybe that is every team when they are losing with entitled fans

[tender cipher]

Who’s the worse though

Prolly Real Madrid

[prime plinth]

Yeah Barca and Real are next level

Put them on a different tier

Arsenal is bad

Man utd ofc

[tardy cradle]

cs lul

[prime plinth]

Tbf most "big clubs" have quite a bit of toxicity when losing

[cerulean cape]

Holy shit

Flight shows the gsme

Still not taken off

Prem on the flight is insane

[stone perch]

1st minute goal lmao

Watkins owners are chads

Kinda regret not selling Isak

[valid ocean]

Kdb who

[stone perch]

I'm a baka for not going Watkins

Thank you Rashford for offputting me about his xMins

[mighty pumice]

And now a burn og

What a great week

[stone perch]

Is this a joke

I sold Livra, but neither Rogers or Asensio are involved

[tardy cradle]

fuck Rogers ass

[stone perch]

Ramsey pass to Tielemans

[mighty pumice]

Rogers Assist at least

[stone perch]

Wait, how

[mighty pumice]

Just scored

4-1*

Isak subbed off too….

[stone perch]

It could have been another Watkins assist

Starting to hate Asensio here

[mighty pumice]

What is burn on

-2, -3?

[tardy cradle]

-2

[mighty pumice]

Cooked

[tardy cradle]

punished by Rogers already

[frigid junco]

Isak 2 and Rogers 5 isn’t horrible for not owning both I suppose

Could have been a lot worse

[tardy cradle]

Rogers can still triple it

Wissa clutch bb

[carmine arch]

[wanton whale]

Holy fucking shit what tf is this

[lone glade]

damn

[wanton whale]

Pretty good right?

[lone glade]

even i have more on a BB

https://tenor.com/view/jarrod-bowen-west-ham-caraboa-cup-spurs-gif-24226199

[wanton whale]

Atleast I don’t own burn 😫

[lone glade]

i dont have burn

[wanton whale]

Ye I’m just saying

[lone glade]

what did burn do

[wanton whale]

Bb is a useless chip we move

[lone glade]

OG?

[wanton whale]

Ye

[lone glade]

oh

[wanton whale]

-2 😂

[lone glade]

wow im 330k

hodl

highest this szn

in gw33

we there

[wanton whale]

Fh34 is where we cook

Get rid of the cursed palace assets

[lone glade]

hopefully i wanna make a late top 100k push

munoz did well enough

i'll take 5 after his -1 last week

[wanton whale]

I’ve given up at this point besides rank football is soooo boring for me rn

Apart from UCL

Like fpl has been dead for weeks now

[lone glade]

yeah FPL was dead for me a few weeks ago

im getting into it again slowly

[wanton whale]

Not even the lack of points it’s the dead games

[lone glade]

getting red arrows was the end point

when i was 6m in gw12 i wanted to quit

[wanton whale]

Cold

[valid ocean]

Barnes over Murphy

Iwobi kinda dodgy

Rest is basically what i have

[valid ocean]

Unless Gordon is likely to start

[limber pine]

@cerulean cape u gotta remake that differential FH draft as you did last season

That was crazy and worked

[lone glade]

bro wanna copy

[limber pine]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-me-matty-matheson-sticky-toffee-pudding-the-musical-you-caught-me-you-beat-me-gif-26363132

[silent jasper]

If you guys feel bad about your BB
Focal's BB might be worse than you guys

Martinez - 2 pts + mci game
Isak - 2 pts
AWB - 0 pts
Burn - -2 pts
Total of 2 pts so far on his bench

[lavish parcel]

I think I just out-emeryed emery

if rashford starts game 2... oh we're eating well

[tender cipher]

Yep told ya

Most international flights on big carriers will have live tv

[tender cipher]

Kerkez saved BB

Kerkez goat

[cerulean cape]

Yea crazy

[lavish parcel]

what airline were you flying? (if you're comfortable sharing ofc)

[cerulean cape]

Just landed

[cerulean cape]

Cathay

Pacific, hk airlines

[lavish parcel]

yeah makes sense

most of the huge airlines have PL live in my experience

[cerulean cape]

Not flown long haul for awhile

But thats crazy for me

Killed the first 2 hours at least

Bb33 failed?

[copper hinge]

That’s a fucken cheat code

[tardy cradle]

Outscored your bb 32 so success for me at least

Unless Milenkovic decides to do a Bednarek

[silent jasper]

that Bournemouth cs ruined my green arrow

[proud gale]

my bb has 6 from 1, thanks kepa. too bad i b enched his 11 pointer for hendo dgw 2 p last week

[tender cipher]

i think i watched villa brighton in december on a flight

2-2 or sm

[lavish parcel]

I saw this game on a flight

[jolly solstice]

I could very well see fh34 to turn out like fh29 last season

[cerulean cape]

Apart we have double the fixtures

So double the players to change from

So no chance

[orchid plank]

nice fh team

[cerulean cape]

Who invited van den berg

[tardy cradle]

u ok with cole ?

[orchid plank]

I don’t wanna take another hit

[tardy cradle]

hits in fh team ?

[orchid plank]

Team that looks like a fh

I’m getting to this with transfers

[cerulean cape]

Oh fake fh team

[tardy cradle]

[tardy cradle]

shame i only followed half of Jazzy's suggestion

would be 80k instead of 100k rn

[cerulean cape]

What was part 2

Wissa too

[jolly solstice]

I meant like the obvious picks on FH blanking

[prime plinth]

Early thoughts for fh

Welbeck with pens and less minutes risk because of jp

Strand Larsen probably the one to drop out. Midfield could be anything

[cerulean cape]

not much to say

just preference

[prime plinth]

Diaz could come in. Only flag is if Vdv and Romero play and the setup is more like Frankfurt 2nd leg

mInutes mixed in ofc

[cloud raft]

I'm on no FH too, gonna get cunha/jsl, diaz, ran
Debating holding on to saka and who my 10th player will be

[cerulean cape]

i'm leanging more bournemotuh def than fulahm atm

[cloud raft]

Not a bad shout seeing united form away

[prime plinth]

How long between spurs vs pool and europa

[prime plinth]

Utd for sure rotating as well

Evanilson for sure an option

Welbeck is my favoured differential atm

[silent jasper]

Huijsen scored a goal and drop a 14 pointer iirc against Utd this season

[prime plinth]

Fulham had an xgc of .26 vs Southampton last time

Is away but still like it

[lavish parcel]

I don't like doubling up on a defence on fh

unless it's a dgw with really good fix

[tender cipher]

MU team to target?

[lavish parcel]

honestly if they don't even want to play bruno

[silent jasper]

I think Brighton too
Even Leicester scored twice against em

[wanton whale]

First draft

[tardy cradle]

everyone has palmer when we are ass cheeks

never mind Everton

[tender cipher]

nc ross

tross

[tardy cradle]

went Wissa but not Boomo nor Bowen

Merinoooo

[silent jasper]

Merino enjoyers riseee

[tardy cradle]

holy

[stone perch]

Merino owners are something else

[humble dust]

saka doing his best asensio impression

2 pre assists and 1on1 miss

[tardy cradle]

where are the 2 penalty saves

[trail forum]

surely not kerkez what

bruno could be a miss if the kids are out tho

[tardy cradle]

surely Sessegnon but u cant c me

[little delta]

really palmer against everton?

[trail forum]

havtn really thought about it

but i guess not

who are brighton playing

since they seem to be the whipping boys

speaking of, show FH draft @broken patio

[wanton whale]

theres too many good options

[trail forum]

need to find a fulham attacker

yeah like iwobi

[wanton whale]

might go double castle defense

[trail forum]

bounceback after villa

[broken patio]

Cba to crop

[wanton whale]

bowen?

[trail forum]

brighton

[broken patio]

Defo

We have no defenders lmao

And we're utter shit

The only player I'm missing which I'd like is Diaz

[wanton whale]

id argue west ham are worse

[broken patio]

You could have Diaz over Bowen then

And that would be my draft

[wanton whale]

feel like a bournemouth attacker would be nice if united continue to rotate

[broken patio]

I really like evanilson but can't not have isak Cunha JSL

[prime plinth]

Trossard is him

[broken patio]

You could bet against isak

[prime plinth]

No Saka and I pray he gets rested

[tardy cradle]

what about pants puller Pluivert

[wanton whale]

strand larsen is alot worse with Cunha on the pitch

[prime plinth]

This is too scary

Larsen is cooking

wym

[wanton whale]

yeah when Cunha wasnt playing

[prime plinth]

Cunha is a better baller ofc but if larsen is on. He probably gets higher xg chances

[wanton whale]

im probably set on Cunha, Evanilson Isak

might potentially go Wood but idk

[silent jasper]

is anyone getting Bowen? Brighton defence looks sus these days

[broken patio]

JSL reminds me of wissa - he never really looks like he's doing much but then gets 2 half chances and scores 2 goals

[broken patio]

Almost definitely

Bowen Vs Diaz is a debate for me

[silent jasper]

sorry to say but it's been painful to own their defensive assets

[broken patio]

Don't be sorry lol

I haven't owned any Brighton all year

[tardy cradle]

holy

[tardy cradle]

damn no 60 and CS points for Saka and Merino

[silent jasper]

we take the 4 points I guess
From Merino

[tardy cradle]

Munoz gotta let Merino score a hatty ig

[stone perch]

...

So Saka missed a couple of sitters and didn't rack up 60 minutes

I wonder why we bother sometimes

[silent jasper]

he was spotted icing his leg as well, hope its not too serious

[stone perch]

New limp gimmick?

[wanton whale]

Salah cappers won

[silent jasper]

Mbuemo*

[tardy cradle]

how tf is salah aboe 100eo

[stone perch]

Unironically

[wanton whale]

He was defo top 3 caps

[stone perch]

Arsenal CS and Liverpool CS wipe is all I ask

[silent jasper]

Arsenal EO is higher than Pool EO in terms of def
Tons of people got double Ars def

[stone perch]

I know

My ML leader has a Pool double defence

I need that wipe

I should be fuming at Saka too, but I cba

So much shit going sideways that you can't help it

[wanton whale]

i might end on a red with a BB at this rate lmao

[lone glade]

do you not have arsenal defence

[wanton whale]

Double

[lone glade]

oh

same

saliba bps waiting

[wanton whale]

☹️

[stone perch]

Thank God Villa are good enough to pose a threat to City

Europe on the line adds more intensity

[wanton whale]

Tbf there’s still half a game week to go

[lone glade]

salah gonna murder

108eo

and forest tomorrow

[stone perch]

Salah not a threat for my rank

Unless he hauls

[wanton whale]

Salah Liverpool defense and forest defense is gonna kill

[tardy cradle]

what is your rank bro

everyone has salah 100+ eo around

Tyghe is flying with Tross

[wanton whale]

Jesus

[stone perch]

I cba with that casual pick

Too expensive and sideways transfer

Not to mention the fact he didn't cap Saka

Cheers Tyghe, but you can piss right off simultaneously

[prime plinth]

Oh

Watch out. I might catch you next

[tardy cradle]

smooth in danger

[prime plinth]

They said tross is a casual pick when he was the most likely for minutes with a history of scoring well when starting vs bad teams🫣

Saka at 10.5m with restricted minutes and a gw35 cloud is the answer

(How did Saka not haul)

[lone glade]

hes close asf wth

[tender cipher]

4-0

ars

[prime plinth]

Say not ode

I need to ensure 3 bps

[lone glade]

nwaneri

[prime plinth]

ARteta cooking

Am chip is insane

[stone perch]

Very ballsy AM

[prime plinth]

I'm at 45+(-4)

[stone perch]

I respect that

[prime plinth]

Howe 31-32

[stone perch]

If DGW36 is confirmed, I'll feast

[prime plinth]

Haaland from gw6-24 and now I'm 460k..

I will never put faith in that guy again

[wanton whale]

how?

[prime plinth]

fake xg

[tardy cradle]

wait a minute

arent u missing FH next week

[prime plinth]

imma bb36 or something

[silent jasper]

Fulham beating Pool but lost to Bournemouth and Chelsea
What a rollercoaster

[prime plinth]

no i just used wc25

[tardy cradle]

ahh

[prime plinth]

More gws rather than having a slightly more optimal dgw

[wanton whale]

whats ur team for next week then

[prime plinth]

Welbeck and vibes

Jp out

pens for welbeck

[prime plinth]

Tbf my reason for no saka was clear. minutes doubts in the next 3. Kdb had the long term fixtures

And i was always going to cap moush so that helped

Was fortunate that Saka didn't score but Moush should've had 1 as well so

[silent jasper]

Saka could have drop a 14 pointer before his subbed tbh

just unlucky

[prime plinth]

Totally. Tross just had to get close enough though

[tardy cradle]

merino next game ST

[silent jasper]

hopefully

[prime plinth]

42 points from am chip so far after the -4

Will go back down in a rank a bit with less dgw players but nice to have a free swing with bb post 34

[silent jasper]

12 pointer from Arteta so far, not bad for you

[prime plinth]

Ait nouri getting points at the end of my bench again

Surely he'll do it on fh when I actually start him

[lavish parcel]

full house

[prime plinth]

Same but Huijsen instead of Saliba

Crazy to see Defenders getting points

[carmine arch]

Merino cooked

[stone perch]

Fun fact

Of all the 15 assets that have played, the highest scoring one is at 6 points

Abysmal GW so far

[cerulean cape]

Im still net green from gw32-33

That was the goal

Saka was boner killer tho

[wanton whale]

I’m on a 2 point red worst bb ever

[cerulean cape]

Top10k

72.5% on bb

Not a huge surprise to be red on bb

[valid ocean]

The sheets are clean, thanks Konaté

[wanton whale]

Need moush to go crazy

Annoyed I didn’t -4 livramento out

But it’s a 2-3 point swing so no biggie

[stone perch]

He won't

It's Villa

[wanton whale]

Wym

[cerulean cape]

2nd in 3 gws where the early cap blanked

and i had the later cap

isak and now saka

both duds

dumb

also

[wanton whale]

Jesus Christ

[tardy cradle]

alright my time

[valid ocean]

[lone glade]

get evanilson

for JSL

[lavish parcel]

is cunha even a nailed starter anymor

[shrewd dust]

he took the captains armband when semedo came off which is maybe a good sign for starting again

[broken patio]

Yeah this helps me so much in my idea to get him on fh and maybe even captain him

The fact that he started alongside jsl too

Diaz Vs Bowen is my biggest dilemma

[lone glade]

i think diaz

bowen is good but west ham are shit

[shrewd dust]

diaz being at home could sway it too

[cerulean cape]

Gonna not back one of the teams

Fulham possibly

Mitom might be my punt

[mighty pumice]

i need a kdb masterclass to save my gw 😭

[wanton whale]

cunha and jsl both i dont like

[tender cipher]

Wait I don’t remember

Do transfers still reset after free hitting

Cause I saved 1

[slim bane]

the transfers carry over but u dont gain a ft from the week u used fh

[tender cipher]

Yeah makes sense

[slim bane]

i.e. if carry 2 fts into the fh, the week aft fh will be 2 fts

[tender cipher]

Just figured that one out

[slim bane]

thats what i rmb at least

not paying attn anymore

2 finals in 2 weeks 💀

[mighty pumice]

aint no way am i gonna finish 150k again two seasons in a row 😭

[tender cipher]

Oh ya it’s study week for Uni rn

Good luck

[tender cipher]

What major if I may ask

[slim bane]

Math

🤡

[tender cipher]

💀

[tender cipher]

What you gon even do with that degree

[slim bane]

Teaching

Hopefully

[tender cipher]

4 more years at NIE or smth

[slim bane]

2

Post grad diploma

[tender cipher]

Ah

[tender cipher]

Rn my O level year

[slim bane]

dem good luck

national exams can be kinda stressful

[tender cipher]

A maths isn’t easy man

[slim bane]

think there’s other math ppl in the discord

Like jazzy

[tender cipher]

Why is there a whole other set of rules for integration

[slim bane]

• c

only thing I rmb abt integration rn

[tender cipher]

And bros a math major

[slim bane]

I suck at calculus

compared to the average math major

[tender cipher]

Isn’t Uni math like almost completely all calculus

[slim bane]

that’s why my grades are barely clinging on

to second class lower

No calculus mods this year tho

Thank god for that

[tender cipher]

I’ve got midterms too

Biology today

didn’t study nearly enough

[slim bane]

jiayous

I’m off to sleep now my sleep schedules fucked

[tender cipher]

[humble dust]

dw he gets subbed 57th instead

[jolly solstice]

Meanwhile I got a varsity comp this weekend and then 2 finals next week

[tardy cradle]

Asensio still outscored him

[stone perch]

Just settle for Barnes... oh

[kind egret]

it's FH time

[carmine arch]

Need villa cs Vs city

[lavish parcel]

wow I suck at this

[broken patio]

Maths degree right here

[trail forum]

kaki too

oh wait

[slim bane]

[jolly solstice]

Half that with a probability final next week and I'm still struggling with random variables send help 😭

[broken patio]

Probability and statistics can go fuck themselves

Dropped those modules as soon as I could

[jolly solstice]

Hardest mod I've taken so far in uni

[obtuse shoal]

Proud to never have passed my statistics exam in uni

Got twice 6/20 and still passed my year

[broken patio]

Shaking in my boots about not having mbuemo and Diaz

Need black box to come out to see the stats and see what sways me

[trail forum]

it wont be the same without mark

never forget when we got them to say happy birthday on stream

[lavish parcel]

pov I have a stats degree

[broken patio]

Happy birthday rallen and err beef

[humble dust]

💔

[trail forum]

#copypasta message

[tardy cradle]

I remember someone telling me Solanke wont get benched

same thing happened to me when I said about Cucu

[mighty pumice]

cunha united 👀

[slim bane]

ain’t gonna touch him at all if he goes there

[orchid plank]

bruno and cunha in the same team lovely

[stone perch]

Portuguese speaking dressing room innit

Let's hope they don't band together to protect Dalot when Amorim will sell him

[obtuse shoal]

Imagine ManU having an asset that actually matters in fpl.

[valid ocean]

Cunha’s about to become a Hojlund

[stone perch]

Nah, he'll play deeper

They still need a striker

[slim bane]

once he moves he’ll be redundant

[stone perch]

He doesn't need to move to be redundant

His price will take care of that

Good luck paying 8.0+ for a bloody Wolves player

[slim bane]

POO as well

[valid ocean]

I meant he’s gonna flop, because Yanited

[stone perch]

You never know

Amorim's cut and dry approach seems to be what they need

[tender cipher]

Triple Newcastle attack go brr

[tender cipher]

No Bournemouth vs UTD?

[cloud raft]

If y'all had to pick one between cunha and jsl

[tender cipher]

Cunha baps magnet

[cloud raft]

Timber, rogers, mateta to
RAN, Diaz, Cunha?
Might take a hit for munoz if there's decent options

[silent jasper]

Huijsen?

[tender cipher]

Blind

[silent jasper]

I mean he is a good pick + he was on his bench so doesn't matter

Thoughts? Except for Palmer and Welbeck which I don't really like

[stone perch]

Welbeck is wack

[carmine arch]

Might grab Evan over jsl

[silent jasper]

Marmoush captainers

[silent jasper]

We’re seeing a pattern 🏠⚽️

Do you need Omar Marmoush to continue the sequence? 😅

From FPL

[little delta]

I have 6 players for this game

[carmine arch]

same

need 0-0 tbh

[little delta]

Martinez konsa rogers dias gvardiol marmoush cap

[carmine arch]

i have the exact 6 but no moush cap

[proud gale]

watkins rashy gva kdb moush no cap here

[valid ocean]

The sequence is longer
9-2-7-2-3-2-7-2-9

[tardy cradle]

expect a 2 or 3 pointer then

[silent jasper]

9 pointer inc

[lavish parcel]

I ned a super high scoring game

[tardy cradle]

marmoush 10 - 0 villa

all assisted by kdb

[lavish parcel]

for both teams

[silent jasper]

ok maybe 1 Gvardiol assist

[kind egret]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-night-in-the-woods-nitw-mae-borowski-mae-night-in-the-woods-gif-20479898

we want this

[silent jasper]

Bring this back
Instead of Gundogan brace, I would like Marmoush brace instead

[cedar pine]

Watkins hatty. Marmoush blank

Gvardiol brace

[silent jasper]

Watkins red card incoming

[carmine arch]

Fh34 gonna cook so hard

[wanton whale]

its gonna flop i can feel it

[carmine arch]

75k messages

Gg

[wanton whale]

how do you check how many

[carmine arch]

Just go to rmt

Select active

[wanton whale]

we gotta spam before the end of the season and get it too 100k

[carmine arch]

Yeah we aint gonna make it

There is 83 people in this channel

[wanton whale]

maybe if we host live rant in here

we should ask shag

[tardy cradle]

[lone glade]

it aint happening bro

just let it go

75k, 25k more till gw38 gg

[tardy cradle]

all bcos one guy cant have a civil conversation with another

this place was doomed

[lavish parcel]

I'll do summer fpl in this thread

actually idt that's possible

[lone glade]

simfpl

?

bring it back

[lavish parcel]

fortunately the source code still exists

[lone glade]

[broken patio]

If we all try really really hard

And

Type

Like

This

[wanton whale]

Yes

I

Agree

We

Should

Type

Like

This

[lone glade]

yes

i thikn

we

should

type

like

this

[wanton whale]

😫

[cerulean cape]

N

O

T

Y

P

E

L

I

K

E

T

H

I

S

[stone perch]

Asensio was a scam after all