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[humble dust]

jackson maybe

[wanton whale]

yeah Jackson down

could get Mateta

etc

[mighty pumice]

damn there really aren’t that many good strikers

[wanton whale]

Gakpo maybe

[humble dust]

only those 2 really yea

[wanton whale]

need a Gordon blank this week only so bad

hes gonna be 60 eo minimum ffs

[mighty pumice]

wb Bruno

[warped wharf]

jackson to gakpo who doubles np

[zenith jolt]

@slim bane whats ur tv nowadays

bro is at 106m

mad

[cedar hull]

Time for some wissa

[stone perch]

Evanilson -> Raul?

[zenith jolt]

could be too late for raul

not many other options

[stone perch]

Just pulled the trigger

I understand how people not seeing Raul viable wanted me to roll

I'll do that next GW as they are both very close

Then bam, massive Gordon + Mbeumo upswing

[valid ocean]

Gakpo seems like a great pick but without a reliable option behind him (a place JP occupies right now) i could be at risk of being forced to play 4 defenders

[slim bane]

haven’t looked at my team in ages

rough couple of weeks for football and also I’m back in uni

Internship over now my final sem

good news is I can afford something like D C B+ and still maintain my honours class lol

[oak furnace]

i play trent makes it to the double

having 2 fucking liverpool defenders will either fuck me or be a huge dub

[lone glade]

havent looked at fpl someone help

1ft 2m itb

[zenith jolt]

cunha to mateta/solanke and start gabriel

[lavish parcel]

I’m on my 3rd chip plan in a week

[tardy cradle]

why do all the hard work

Crellin is doing brainstorming for us rn

[lavish parcel]

out of nowhere the big player I’m looking at is

liam delap.

[lavish parcel]

because this is the most fun part of fpl for me

[lone glade]

robinson gonna haul on my bench cba

[little delta]

no he’s not 😂

[tardy cradle]

[lone glade]

are u from nepal

[tardy cradle]

[lone glade]

@olive flame

[tardy cradle]

[lavish parcel]

chip planning is where I feel at home

bottom line for me is I'm absolutely not using assman now

and wc30 is suddenly a no

[copper hinge]

Used any chips yet?

[lone glade]

ok i got mateta for cunha

farewell my prince

[obtuse shoal]

Why not if I may ask?

[lavish parcel]

I don’t think we’ll have all the info

and like

if you want to wc in a week, you gotta do it early

[copper hinge]

For someone like me who used their tc already, I feel like am24 is kind of a nobrainer with the potential of a dgw25 aswell

Or have I massively mistaken?

[warped wharf]

Hate those fixtures for a triple

[prime plinth]

Tc?

[prime plinth]

Haven't added me back to the group...

[zenith jolt]

If dgw25 is announced it is a no brainer

Highly doubt it

[silent jasper]

surely

[little delta]

Dgw24 is already announced

We benching JP?

[zenith jolt]

Yeah 25

[silent jasper]

don't think I would if I were to owned him tbh

[little delta]

Everyone thinking that he will be benched

[silent jasper]

ok then trust your guts, I am keeping Diaz by the way and FOMO of Gordon right now

[little delta]

Too worried about Diaz mins

[silent jasper]

true yea

[copper hinge]

25 still a possibility

[olive flame]

I knoww

[little delta]

How

[copper hinge]

https://x.com/bencrellin/status/1878927816215207941?s=46&t=LRZxxIbLWQJAz8VeSZQ8Nw

Ben Crellin (@BenCrellin) on X

Here's my updated schedule spreadsheet.

Double Gameweek 24 has been confirmed for Everton & Liverpool.

I think there's a chance that Fulham & Spurs Double in GW25.

Fulham & Spurs would only have a chance of Doubling in GW25 if Spurs reach the EFL Cup Final and finish in the

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 10:11 PM

[lavish parcel]

it’s a super slim chance

probably less than the 15% he stated

[faint flame]

wait till he learns

[wanton whale]

Jackson to Mateta 🤔

[lavish parcel]

I’m defaulting jackson to gakpo but that feels like it could backfire

(in 23)

weirdly the one I’m seriously looking at is delap

cheap, can be rotated, plays in 29

wood fix are meh

[wanton whale]

I do like gakpo but I reckon he’s benched for Ipswich and then the double is decent but not incredible for attackers

He might not even start both fixtures in the double

[obtuse shoal]

Pool got so many games between 23-24, impossible to know who's gonna start the double in 24

[lavish parcel]

that’s why assman is tempting

but my philosophy with TC is

just do it at the first available chance

and that’s now

the doubles later on will be far more powerful

[obtuse shoal]

yeah TC is no doubt for me.

[lavish parcel]

mateta is a pass for me with the impending blank

[little delta]

Konate will start both in the DGW

Would u guys agree with me selling Diaz for Gordon? @obtuse shoal @lavish parcel @wanton whale

[lavish parcel]

go for it

[obtuse shoal]

if he's fully fit, but even that's never a certain.

[lavish parcel]

I already have gordon so I’m likely going for amad

[wanton whale]

yeah good move

[obtuse shoal]

I'm glad I already have Gordon, wouldn't know what to do in your case. Cause maybe you want him back in a few gws...

[lavish parcel]

if you already had gordon there is the argument to keep

[little delta]

I don’t think I’ll want diaz back since his mins risk is always there

And he wont start forest brentford ipswich and both in the dgw

[lavish parcel]

depends on your appetite for risk

even if he plays 120 out of 180 minutes there are probably returns

[prime plinth]

we are so back. My captain

[cedar pine]

kinda tempted but

Brentford away aint fantastic

[silent jasper]

could be a nice differential if he pops off tbh

[tender cipher]

That one Haaland bot account who was in 5m but now in the top 1M

(Not possible)

[copper hinge]

Someone non biased help me choose between semenyo and rogers?

[trail forum]

warra front three

[stone perch]

I just want Foden to haul man

One last time before I sell him

Or better, keep him and work a plan to fit Gordon

[obtuse shoal]

You’re not selling him next gw are you?

[cerulean cape]

Warra team

[trail forum]

do i just bank ft

have 1.3 itb but nothing really worth doing

[cerulean cape]

Robinson to hall

[trail forum]

kinda seems unneccessary since ill prob do timber to konate soon

seems a lot of defnder moves

not sure a transfer to get hall over robinson is worth

[cerulean cape]

Taa, gabriel, Hall perma 3 atb

Hall better not get dropped

[prime plinth]

I got Aina and Sels holding it down. Easy cs again

[silent jasper]

do you guys like Raya to Pickford in coming GW? (I have got Gab for Arsenal def)

[cerulean cape]

Yes

But see how moyes plays first

[silent jasper]

thanks

if you guys are feeling bad about your team, I still owned Diaz and its not like he is going to haul big against Forest

[little delta]

It’s not that hard just move to Gordon

[silent jasper]

I don't wanna stack up too many Newcastle players if they gonna blank in 29 tbh

[lavish parcel]

I'm going to start being a bit more frugal with fts

raya to pickford feels eh

[silent jasper]

Mbeumo is on my watchlist
His great fixture are coming

[silent jasper]

yeah I understand but just targeting the DGW specifically doesn't sound that appealing for now I guess

[little delta]

free up money, probably worth

[stone perch]

2 GWs from now. Next week is a roll to plan Gordon and Mbeumo in

I'm severely late on the Hall party too

[obtuse shoal]

yeah that's what I thought

[lavish parcel]

pickford has a better fix in the bgw too

but think in my position I’m better off buying myko

[obtuse shoal]

I'm stuck with Flekken, he's not doing much. But no way I can sell him to Sels if you look at their fixtures (presuming I'd WC30)

[little delta]

Hall or Munoz right now?

[slim bane]

Fook I didn’t realise midweek deadline

Any moves I shld make?

Thinking the mart punt was an absolute failure but surely now isn’t the time to get Boomo?

So has to be Gordon?

[little delta]

Yep

[wanton whale]

Jackson to Mateta and start Enzo or roll?

[silent jasper]

if you can afford Bruno he might be better
Southampton this week is the prime fixture for him

[lone glade]

Did cunha to mateta

[wanton whale]

Fuck I want Mateta but idk

[humble dust]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastique-mateta-jp-jp-mateta-jean-phillipe-mateta-gif-9629277441633557120

[slim bane]

I can

WOL BOU sou tho

[wanton whale]

can you not get both?

Jackson and enzo out for Raul/jp then enzo to Gordon

[slim bane]

Why Chelsea out tho

are they bad suddenly

I thought bou was depleted this week

[wanton whale]

theyve been poor

nah keep Jackson this week

im saying if you want Gordon in the future

[trail forum]

all i see is threads about jackson being depressed with no confidence

[wanton whale]

hes lost confidence

but hes still a good asset imo

[silent jasper]

SOU BHA ful CRY for United
Your call its 50/50

[slim bane]

I think I’ll get Gordono

Bruno always disappoints me

That said Gordon was a shitshow pick in gw1

[wanton whale]

Munoz is basically a RW so he counts as attacking cover

im feeling another red arrow this week icl

[silent jasper]

tips is getting him as well for Diaz so you are on the right track I believe

[slim bane]

funny how once I tripled on Chelsea they’ve stunk up the place

warra sacrifice from me

[trail forum]

no 😠

[slim bane]

Enzo Palmer Jackson 🤡🤡

[trail forum]

jackson has fucked me up BIG time

[wanton whale]

Should i sell Jackson for Mateta and start Enzo?

[trail forum]

obv not bruh

why you still asking

lets be real

[slim bane]

Enzo gonna come on for isak anw

[wanton whale]

eh true

[wanton whale]

oh cmon 😭

[trail forum]

like do you acc think jacksont to mateta is the move

[wanton whale]

I mean Lavia being back and Jackson stinking the gaff

[trail forum]

with a straight face

[slim bane]

😐

[wanton whale]

its not like Jackson isnt a good sell this week

but in fairness Mateta aint much better

[trail forum]

if palace had good assets

or mateta was more consitent

would be easy

but eze mateta sarr

all kinda hit or miss

[wanton whale]

people seem to think Palace will regain end of last season form out of nowhere without their best player

Munoz has insane attacking threat tbf

[dark oyster]

who do I start colwill or van hecke

[stone perch]

Ah yes, does Wood need benching this week?

[wanton whale]

depends

[stone perch]

Semenyo and Lewis on the line

I'm waging it

It's Liverpool after all

[wanton whale]

id play wood icl

[frigid junco]

Yeah I think I would be kinda confident of playing Wood over Semen

Wood imo is in that Bowen/Boomo/premium defenders tier of assets you should never captain but never bench

[wanton whale]

Liverpool will give chances away and Wood is known for finishing half chances

[stone perch]

My gut says otherwise

[wanton whale]

also pens

[stone perch]

Chelsea are an easier nut to crack

Ah shit, true

I heard Semenyo was taking on Evanilson's spot

Unless it's Unal

[frigid junco]

Unal is also out for a while

[humble dust]

both are out yeah

Outtara and Kluivert can also play there

[mighty pumice]

did jota play full 90 in fa cup?

[frigid junco]

Yes, so did Darwin

Will probably be Diaz Gakpo Salah again

[stone perch]

Hmmm, this explains the rumours

Starting Semenyo is getting more tempting

[mighty pumice]

[wanton whale]

Semenyo has 1 goal in 11 gameweeks btw

[lone glade]

benching robinson feels wrong

[stone perch]

Lmao

Nevermind

[lone glade]

taa gab hall

[stone perch]

He's off in 2 GWs

[lone glade]

but who do i even play for robinson

[stone perch]

Then again, Mbeumo had 1 shot on goal in 5 games at one point

[wanton whale]

dont start him and stop gooning with the 4 back

[mighty pumice]

dont

[humble dust]

smooth 4back

[mighty pumice]

fulham keeping a cs i will be surprised

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/r9-ronaldo-akzzpeii-nazario-dribble-fast-gif-4151834264332332449

smooth when it comes to playing a 4 back every week

[lone glade]

i wanna but

i have porro but i need to sell that mf

[wanton whale]

show team

[lone glade]

@wanton whale

i did cunha to mateta

[wanton whale]

theres no one there you should bench for robinson icl

[lone glade]

will whu score tho

do we think

[mighty pumice]

yes

[humble dust]

50/50

[wanton whale]

either they score or they dont

so its 50/50

[mighty pumice]

fulham last cs was southampton

[tender cipher]

Play fabi or sels

One for the cs one for the saves

Ig

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/nffc-nottingham-forest-nottingham-forest-chris-wood-gif-3974945062952268914

[lone glade]

fabi surely

[tender cipher]

Probs

[lone glade]

my team looks good but i hate my bench bc its too good

[humble dust]

43rd itw starting robinson over wood

https://x.com/Mr_Asg/status/1879140370027868351

Auwal (@Mr_Asg) on X

GW21 Team
Transfers: None ⛔️
©️🥶
🌍 OR 43
Hoping for another green arrow
#FPL #FPLCommunity

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 12:15 PM

[lone glade]

mans playing 422

[wanton whale]

no it isnt

[mighty pumice]

what is this woke nonsense

[humble dust]

he doesnt have salah wtf

[lone glade]

my teams ass

porro is rotting i need to move him

[wanton whale]

its good

[frigid junco]

OR 43 playing a 4atb, maybe we shouldn’t doubt smooth

[mighty pumice]

no salah and 43rd

[wanton whale]

how tf is he 43rd

mustve sold salah last week for haaland

[humble dust]

all chips other than fh

wc last week lol

[lone glade]

lmao

[mighty pumice]

honestly might just roll the 1 transfer and accept my fate

[lone glade]

enzo out

money itb?

[mighty pumice]

0.1 💀

[wanton whale]

he's too poor

Jota to Eze

there

[mighty pumice]

eze oo

[frigid junco]

Enzo -> Murphy if you think he starts Wolves is also a shout but yeah I’d get Jota out

[wanton whale]

then you can bench enzo

[little delta]

I feel like Gordon might be over hyped rn

[lone glade]

jota to gordon turst

[mighty pumice]

eze or sarr?

[wanton whale]

hes too poor noob

[lone glade]

bruh

[wanton whale]

eze all day

[mighty pumice]

only route is -4

[lone glade]

how much is jota wth

[wanton whale]

like 7.4-3

[little delta]

lol sell jota, he’s not starting

[lone glade]

anyway fpl is back, felt like a year

[wanton whale]

Jota to Eze

lock it in woopy

🫃

[mighty pumice]

jota to eze no hit would be cold

[little delta]

how can you sit there watching jota getting benched every game and still keep 😭

[mighty pumice]

idk

[lone glade]

enzo was such a scam

[mighty pumice]

i just went for a punt

[wanton whale]

give me helper status already 🔥

[lone glade]

ngl

[wanton whale]

facts

[mighty pumice]

it kinda worked against west ham

[wanton whale]

enzo got me 1 assist and b2b 1 pointers

[little delta]

enzo was the worst buy ever

[cedar hull]

Why would you have ever got Enzo

[little delta]

exactly

[wanton whale]

hindsight

[cedar hull]

Wdym hindsight

[wanton whale]

but hes 5m anyway

[cedar hull]

It was never hindsight, definition of chasing points

[wanton whale]

he had 3 goals 3 assists in 5 games

hes also 5m

[mighty pumice]

good enabler for elsewhere

[polar river]

Speaking of Enzo...😅
I have 1 FT 0.3 ITB, do you think I should roll?

[lone glade]

palmer eo gonna be less this week?

[cedar hull]

Yeah and everyone got him after that, points chasing

[wanton whale]

100 plus

[mighty pumice]

palmer cap? 👀

[lone glade]

rip

[wanton whale]

you cant call that points chasing when hes in good form

[lone glade]

salah im not gonna get touched by him

although isak is tempting

[cedar hull]

Good form for a cm with no history of that form

[wanton whale]

Lavia out was the issue

[mighty pumice]

chelsea back in form today trust

[olive flame]

We need that

[wanton whale]

Salah Isak and Palmer will all be 100 eo plus sadly

2 spies in our teams

[olive flame]

Little worried about gusto 2nd bench

[frigid junco]

I think a lot more will cap Palmer than expected yeah

[wanton whale]

Salah 150

Isak maybe 110

probably higher

[mighty pumice]

but then every time ive doubted salah and not (c) him

hes hauled

[wanton whale]

forest will play so compact

[lone glade]

8pm is gonna be so fun

salah

[wanton whale]

idk if id want a wood goal or a CS

[lone glade]

7:30s are kind of dead

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-futbol-gif-3714604127892704618

[lone glade]

only got palmer i think

[mighty pumice]

can we really doubt that

[lone glade]

washed jackson

[wanton whale]

2 points when he last played forest

[mighty pumice]

can forest shithouse it

[wanton whale]

forest will wait and wait and counter

but pool are obviously good enough to break them down so idk

also Salah could jam a pen like always

[mighty pumice]

0-1 last time when nunez scored the winner

i feel like its a 0-1 game again

[wanton whale]

yeah fr

[slim bane]

nearly forgor to make my moves

[mighty pumice]

what will eze eo be

[slim bane]

2.7M ITB 2 FT

[lone glade]

like 15?

enzo to eze

[mighty pumice]

now den

[lone glade]

timber to hall

ngl

[mighty pumice]

join the eze train

[wanton whale]

warra bench

[mighty pumice]

arsenal vs spurs midweek is not it

[lavish parcel]

lavia's back fit

[mighty pumice]

ye

[lavish parcel]

I probably wouldn't sell enzo now

[mighty pumice]

i think lavia still bench today though

but comes off the bench

[little delta]

What we saying 0.8 ITB 2 ft

[slim bane]

[wanton whale]

Colwil to Hall/Munoz

maybe Diaz to Gordon

[slim bane]

Hall finna concede if I get him in

[wanton whale]

Hall defo gets a jammy assist and CS

i only own Isak im cooked

[slim bane]

both tempting moves

But kinda need to save the fts now

[mighty pumice]

surely gordons due a stinker

[wanton whale]

🙏

[mighty pumice]

just like brennan johnson few weeks ago

[cedar hull]

Wish i could have gordon

[lone glade]

nah gordon is a sigma

[lavish parcel]

sometimes you gotta admit you made a mistake

[lone glade]

i did bruno to gordon but bruno matched him

[lavish parcel]

(and end up making a worse mistake in the process)

[lone glade]

i had a maths exam today i think i fucked it @wanton whale

[wanton whale]

how come?

[lone glade]

i did differentiation when it was a intregation q

cba

[wanton whale]

oof how many marks?

[lone glade]

8

[wanton whale]

damn one of those big questions

[lone glade]

cba

[wanton whale]

you might get a mark or two tbf

[lone glade]

i fell off at uni too much freedom

[wanton whale]

uni is hard ye

hard to stay motivated

[lone glade]

im a lazy bum

[wanton whale]

i know people with like 20 percent attendance

but you'll smash it dont worry sigma

[little delta]

Those 2 moves were what I was gonna do

But not sure with Diaz

[wanton whale]

we'll get team news but forest away aint a great fixture

good entry point for Gordon

[little delta]

I want maybe Alisson for the DGW

Raya to Alisson is easy

[lavish parcel]

keep diaz, sell jota

imo

you bought diaz knowing that a dgw was coming, and he's in the team, so don't bail now

[stone perch]

He never learns

[cedar hull]

Uni be like that

I was the same

[obtuse shoal]

Do West Ham still have a striker?

[lone glade]

i go into a slump but last few days when i knew nothing i was like

[stone perch]

I have the nagging feeling Semenyo will punish me for the bench

Same with Lewis

His op is gone from the club

[wanton whale]

semenyo and lewis are both crap

[little delta]

Who everyone cap?

[wanton whale]

fuck knows

maybe Palmer

[mighty pumice]

wait

bournemouths last loss was 23rd november....

[wanton whale]

hmm 23rd

Palmer is number 20

add 3

Palmer hattrick?

[lone glade]

whens the deadline

6?

[wanton whale]

yes

[frigid junco]

I’m going Palmer

Wanted to get fancy, I was firmly on Isak but Howe comments made me move to Palmer

I think this is one of the best opportunities to go against Salah even though I don’t love that he plays Bournemouth

[little delta]

Also, JP bench everyone?

[copper hinge]

Bench 1

[wanton whale]

semenyo

[frigid junco]

Yeah my other assets are too high EO to risk me missing out on them if JP gets a late 1pt

[humble dust]

yeah

[little delta]

Wood and rogers over JP for me

Think he starts on bench

[obtuse shoal]

Is there MOTD tonight?

[stone perch]

Everyone seems to say Semenyo

Wood is playing home after all

[lavish parcel]

james' (planet fpl) predictions

[little delta]

a lot of draws huh

[wanton whale]

forest 2-1

lol

[mighty pumice]

1-2 palace

eze brace i wil be there

[little delta]

Honestly think liverpool will get the job done pretty easy

[mighty pumice]

now we see if forest really are title contenders

[lavish parcel]

I think everton win

[mighty pumice]

everton 2-1 imo

[obtuse shoal]

If I’d bench JP I have no one playing Thursday

[frigid junco]

Amad/Bruno/Verb are the only other relevant assets on Thu

My split is 5/5/1 Tue/Wed/Thurs

[lavish parcel]

think I'm the same

[little delta]

And JP if hes playing

[obtuse shoal]

Just always feels so shitty if there are games planned and you know you’re gonna loose rank no matter what.

[tardy cradle]

any tweets by Bhuna ?

[cedar hull]

Whens deadline

[lavish parcel]

30 minutes

[little delta]

Hopefully Diaz doesn’t start, so I can sell

But I might sell anyway

[trail forum]

So I bench timber or JP

Or Robinson

If I have Raya

[lavish parcel]

I'm playing double arsenal defense myself

not too fussed

4 straight home cleans

[little delta]

Really

doesn’t feel like it

[lavish parcel]

in the league

[little delta]

lmao, everyone capping palmer now

cus of andy

[cedar hull]

Idk on cap icl

[little delta]

Palmer or salah

[lavish parcel]

roll a die

I would say flip a coin but there's more than 2 options

[mighty pumice]

how serious is isak's injury?

[cedar hull]

Yeah thats what i mean

I dislike capping palmer

[copper hinge]

Cause of Isak

[little delta]

Why?

[cedar hull]

But im slightly leaning him

[frigid junco]

People always say roll a die but people will just roll until they get the one they think is best

[little delta]

If u dislike him, then don’t cap

[cedar hull]

Doesnt mean its the right decision

I dislike capping palmer in general, only capped him once this season cos salah game postponed

Didnt cap him against southampton

[little delta]

Palmer is a good cap

At home, pens, 90 min, talisman

They both are good

[mighty pumice]

focal, harry and andy all on palmer cap

[cedar hull]

He doesnt have the open play goal threat for me

[little delta]

Then cap Salah

Hall or Munoz?? fuck

[lavish parcel]

we ready lads?

[wanton whale]

palmer doesnt have the open play goal threat?

really

[little delta]

what moves everyone making

[wanton whale]

How many pens has Salah scored this season

[lavish parcel]

I need to look at the rogers/amad rotation rq

why didn't I do this earlier

[wanton whale]

fuck sake idk man

Isak or Palmer cap

[lavish parcel]

decent

[little delta]

Not Isak

[lavish parcel]

I feel like most weeks you'd prefer rogers though

among that set

[wanton whale]

surely youd want a midfield of Gordon, Boomo, Salah , Palmer, enabler

so rotating 2 enablers idk

[lavish parcel]

if I could afford mbeumo I'd have gotten him

[mighty pumice]

weekly appearance

[wanton whale]

sacrifice a striker

[lavish parcel]

need the money for trent though

[trail forum]

Nah they copying the algorithm picks

[wanton whale]

CC have a groupchat anyways

[cedar hull]

0.4npxg90 isnt anything to shout about

[lavish parcel]

and united will play in 29

[tardy cradle]

alright doing Jota to Eze cos cant afford Mbuemo

[lavish parcel]

with a great fix

that is a factor

[little delta]

Eze is a good option

[lone glade]

im locked gl

[lavish parcel]

yes I'm already thinking about 29 because every ft counts now

[cedar hull]

Sammie szmodics has the same nonpenxg90 as palmer

[tardy cradle]

thanks Carst

[little delta]

Palmer cap

[wanton whale]

tbf many of Salah hauls relied on pens icl

[lavish parcel]

imagine if pens were worth less bps

[wanton whale]

i just dont see that forest game being a good game for Salah

[cedar hull]

Salah has 0.66nonpenxg90

[little delta]

Hall or Munoz?

and keep or sell Diaz

[cedar hull]

50% increase

[mighty pumice]

Malen to villa

wtf

[wanton whale]

Salah has better numbers ofc but this is a one week cap

[cedar hull]

This wasnt about cap tho

[wanton whale]

true true

tbf i didnt realise his xG was that low

[tardy cradle]

palmer or salah xG low

[cedar hull]

He overforms and has high xmins

[cedar hull]

Palmer

[wanton whale]

eh fuck it

[cedar hull]

Im not saying hes a bad cap, i just dont like capping him in general

[wanton whale]

yeah its the inconsistency

[cedar hull]

19th for npxg, 4th for xa

Salah is 4th and 3rd

[lavish parcel]

I feel like I expect more from palmer than what we actually get

[tardy cradle]

hmm heard he has bad record against Cherries as well

[little delta]

Did Colwill, Diaz to Gordon, Hall

[wanton whale]

Szobo starts

[cedar hull]

Jesus, RAN to Wissa, hall for me

[lavish parcel]

wissa

[lavish parcel]

quietly confident this week

[tardy cradle]

benched Wood for Enzo

[lone glade]

gl

[copper hinge]

I know my bench is gonna hurt me this week

[lone glade]

no start wood

omg

[wanton whale]

im gooning for a chelsea goal

🫃

[little delta]

🥶 (C)

[mighty pumice]

[lavish parcel]

I gambled on isak

no regrets

[mighty pumice]

second chance starts today?

[lavish parcel]

it does

[humble dust]

[violet temple]

GL

[tardy cradle]

GL to all

[stone perch]

NLD could end in a draw

I am ready for my punishment, Gordon

[lavish parcel]

it's the hope that kills us all

[wanton whale]

Is bro poor?

[lavish parcel]

actuallay yes

my TV sucks

[wanton whale]

Guehi and castagne

Ah fair

[obtuse shoal]

Well your forwards are more expensive than most I guess.

No idea though how much Wissa is.

[lavish parcel]

there's also 2m itb

likely to be spent on trent

[tardy cradle]

Lavia will unlock Enzo again

[prime plinth]

I did the thing

[stone perch]

Semenyo up top

[lavish parcel]

no

[stone perch]

I'm going to kill you if he returns

(Not you semi)

[lavish parcel]

I reckon it'll be dango

[stone perch]

Nevermind, it's glitching

[tardy cradle]

dango oop ooo

[stone perch]

Dango unchained

[prime plinth]

Btw I did Semenyo to Murphy earlier In the week...

[lavish parcel]

bournemouth's fix aren't great

[prime plinth]

Surely Murphy is fit

[stone perch]

You were 3 weeks late

Murphy was excellent in December

Let's hope he's still viable

[prime plinth]

No other options and went Semenyo last gw for 0.7+ xgi

Had Brennan Johnson before that who did enough

[tardy cradle]

amad

[prime plinth]

I have Amad Enzo and Murphy

[tardy cradle]

holy

[prime plinth]

Road to top 1m🔥

[obtuse shoal]

You didn’t cap him?

[prime plinth]

I did for this gw

[mighty pumice]

jackson a differential for me

5 differentials in my team

[copper hinge]

That's fucking unreal

[lone glade]

palmer cba

[wanton whale]

@cedar hull

[lone glade]

dont own jackass

[wanton whale]

no open play threat

🥶

[cedar hull]

I didnt say no

Calm down 😭

[wanton whale]

ik

i mean lets be real

Salah hasnt played

[valid ocean]

Bowen in

Gonna do Jackson to Wood right now

[lone glade]

i love wood

[tardy cradle]

benched Wood

[wanton whale]

WODDD

YESSS

[stone perch]

Who's the genius who benched Jackson

Lads, I can't emphasize how much I love everyone who convinced me to keep Wood on

TAA looking like a proper knobhead with his pricing

[wanton whale]

@lone glade 🥶

[stone perch]

One haul is all it took to convince me to get him like a fool

Or maybe I'm over exaggerating

[lone glade]

i love wood

[wanton whale]

fuck the trent cleansheet

[stone perch]

It'd be funny to see Salah blank and Palmer captains feast

[valid ocean]

No it wouldn’t

I can’t believe this guy Jackson

[tardy cradle]

need JP or Isak no show now

[wanton whale]

never bench wood at home

[tardy cradle]

[copper hinge]

He's so good and so shit at the same time its incredible

[wanton whale]

semenyo haul wtf

[stone perch]

The answer was neither Semenyo or Wood bench

It was Raul

[cedar hull]

Fuck i was gonna play semenyo all week thenw ent rogers

[wanton whale]

rough

[stone perch]

I feel like flipping a lid

[cedar hull]

Doubted myself

[lone glade]

lol semenyo

[stone perch]

Foden scored so I should be happy

But I'm not

[lone glade]

one of his spam shots went in

[stone perch]

Isak bench por favor

This Chelsea can't defend for shit

I need anyone to be benched

[little delta]

?? it was an amazing goal

[stone perch]

I'm not negative Carstyy I swear

Just a bit too pragmatic like Pep

Who are you going to put Mahrez's face on now

Or is it going to involve 2 different players altogether?

Haaland on KDB or vice versa sounds like a nice idea

[humble dust]

great goal.

[lone glade]

couldnt do that when i owned him

[humble dust]

L

[wanton whale]

fuck off robinson

actually piss off

@lone glade

bruh wtf

[lone glade]

yeah icba

2 lucky assists

[tardy cradle]

[lone glade]

what is this luck

i started gab over this mf

[wanton whale]

why does he get fucking 2 assists every gaem

piss off

[little delta]

“2 lucky assists” bro probably didn’t even watch them

[lone glade]

iwobi had the goal of his life in the first goal

robinson just passed it to him

[little delta]

as long as Salah blanks, I cant complain

[wanton whale]

ill start robinson next week and he'll do jack fucking shit

[cedar hull]

Wissa

[valid ocean]

Jackson 1.12xG i can’t anymore

[tardy cradle]

sold Jota

[stone perch]

FODEN

YEEES

[wanton whale]

bit late

[stone perch]

Working

No Mbeumo too

This is great!

Raul stinker sucks

[little delta]

Mbeumo should have returned so kuch

But Wissa is dog shit

[stone perch]

Antonee Robinson might as well be the best left back of the league

Wissa picks are good too

[little delta]

@silent jasper Haha Diaz 1

[little delta]

He scores 1 out of 200 big chances

[copper hinge]

[silent jasper]

Lol you still called out Smooth for laughing at you yet you laugh at others smh

[mighty pumice]

playing against 12 men today 🔥

[stone perch]

Remain calm

[wanton whale]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-salah-missed-penalty-fraud-miss-gif-26281737

[mighty pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-chelsea-fc-cfc-chelsea-football-club-gif-26417252864857531

[zenith jolt]

Cmon lads we are better than this

[mighty pumice]

wait jota scored?

whatever

eze haul

[cerulean cape]

Dog gw

[oak furnace]

Another terrible week

[cerulean cape]

22 also

[lone glade]

think im on 26

[cerulean cape]

Sold Robinson for hall

Robinson with 2 jammy assists

[lone glade]

benched robinson

[cerulean cape]

Yea cba

[zenith jolt]

Might be back

[cerulean cape]

Nice

[zenith jolt]

Correct decision

[cerulean cape]

True

However not mad at the decision

Mad at others getting lucky smfh

If foden played brentford away every gw

[oak furnace]

https://x.com/FFScout/status/1879292433533468680?s=19

Fantasy Football Scout (@FFScout) on X

Nottingham Forest 1 - 1 Liverpool

📊 xG: 0.39 - 1.95
📊 Goal attempts: 6 - 23
📊 On target: 3 - 6

⭐ xGI (H): Wood 0.25
⭐ xGI (A): Diogo Jota 0.88

🔗 https://t.co/2C9uz8zcr8

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 10:20 PM

Fuck me I hate forest

[stone perch]

51 from 9

Too many players who have already played for my taste

Good score regardless

Only missing Semenyo points

[prime plinth]

Capt Haaland and got rid of Semenyo

[wanton whale]

37 from 5

Why can’t Jackson reward my patience just once

[valid ocean]

Oh shit i missed the price rise

I might be done for

0.0

[stone perch]

Stupid template choice

[lavish parcel]

jota smh

[silent jasper]

selling Jota was the right call, nobody should regret it especially if they were buying Gordon/Bruno/Mbuemo in tbh

[cedar pine]

idk about Bruno

the other two I agree with

[prime plinth]

Just don't do what I do

I was so split on Haaland and Palmer. Probably should've just went with the safe option

[cedar pine]

stop it Tyghe

[silent jasper]

the safe one was Salah
Pool biased as well so have to capped him

[prime plinth]

Stop what? It was a close call. Got it wrong in the end.

We still keep Haaland for Ipswich.... Right

[tardy cradle]

Delap is gonna show who is better

[little delta]

9 already

[cedar pine]

yeah im just saying stop berating yourself for making a decision you do it all the time

picking Haaland was fine this week none of the captaincy options were that obvious

sitting there complaining after he blanked is just annoying

[prime plinth]

Yeah fair point

[cedar pine]

(i capped Haaland too FYI)

[prime plinth]

Tbf 1.95 xg from 23 shots isn't a great conversion to shot quality

I'm sure forest will be pleased they managed to keep it to 6 shots on target and under .1 xg per shot

On average at least. Should probably watch the highlights before I claim too much

[oak furnace]

We're fucked bro

[silent jasper]

If Isak wasn't flagged it was clear that he is the best option

[cedar pine]

yeah i was on Isak until the flag

[lavish parcel]

even wissa couldn't save me from the palmer cappers

[silent jasper]

Same here lol
Its ok we move

[kind egret]

Palmering time from Palmer

[little delta]

I got the most crucial decision right, salah or palmer cap

So im happy

[zenith jolt]

My decision to take a nap and accidentally miss deadline and keep foden instead of selling to bruno was crucial

[little delta]

Next week Salah cap for me

so many chances against Forest

[lavish parcel]

obviously yeah

we only got off mo because of the fixture

[little delta]

Palmer vs Wolves at home is still a great fix

[silent jasper]

anyone going for Wood (C) this week?
Home against Southampton sounds good for Wood to feast

[little delta]

No chance

[humble dust]

Back to Salah permacap

[thin jasper]

Help

[silent jasper]

how many players left for you?

[wanton whale]

tbf Wood against Southampton sounds like a guaranteed brace

[silent jasper]

someone said no chance
Glad to hear your input btw

[wanton whale]

I mean with how Wood is finishing rn I'd be shocked if he blanks

Obviously Salah is gonna be the safe and obvious choice

[silent jasper]

he doesn't need many big chance to finish so this is a good sign I believe

[wanton whale]

indeed, crazy good finisher

[silent jasper]

flashback when he got hat trick against Newcastle last season or 2 season ago

[wanton whale]

if only Jackson was similiar

[silent jasper]

yeah need to sell him soon I guess

[thin jasper]

4 and all highly owned

[wanton whale]

I think im likely to hold for wolves and sell for Wissa or Gakpo in 23

[silent jasper]

you should be good to go I guess!

[silent jasper]

think Wissa is better due to xmins
Not sure about Gakpo because of UCL and EFL cup etc

I am considering Gakpo too but will swap Diaz out, seems sideway yeah

[lone glade]

Is isak playing

[wanton whale]

apparently hes fit

[tardy cradle]

one down

one to go

[valid ocean]

Lots of fun being had

[slim bane]

If you got down there you can get down there again

[stone perch]

Isak cappers won

Good for them

They deserve it

[humble dust]

palmer cappers winning currently

need him to bag a 2nd

[stone perch]

I'd sub Isak or Gordon if I was Howe

Not worth the risk

[little delta]

wasn’t worth the risk

[little delta]

He will

[cedar hull]

Semenyo staying on the bench for me ig

Had him starting all week, we go next

[little delta]

semenyo so good

[stone perch]

Oh, NOW he's so good

Riiiiiight

Cheeky little prick is 2 GWs away from being sold for Murphy or Gordon

[wanton whale]

Thank god I’ve sold Raya

Fuck this team man

[tardy cradle]

ye think time to sell the overpriced bum

Sels or Pickford

[stone perch]

Timber on the chopping block

To keep Foden and get Gordon or Mbeumo

Ooooor Murphy and Mbeumo

[wanton whale]

sels

[little delta]

Alisson

[valid ocean]

Timber to Muñoz for me, i’m nearly set on that move

[tardy cradle]

not considering alisson cos i want a attacker from pool unless things change

[wanton whale]

Everton and Bournemouth away meh for attackers

Think I’ll double up with konate and Trent

[tardy cradle]

[little delta]

What attacker?

[tardy cradle]

my mind has already changed

[stone perch]

I don't see the Palace hype, sorry

Timber -> Hall is perfect to keep Rico who will certainly have more minutes with Walker gone

[little delta]

💯

[tardy cradle]

bought Eze for Jota

Sarr and Jota points

[stone perch]

Except for Mateta maybe

Sarr is meh

[little delta]

sarr is any other budget mid

[stone perch]

That Raul pick is looking like grim

True, Sarr alone has no appeal

[lone glade]

sarr and mateta

[stone perch]

Mateta is much more interesting

[lone glade]

[stone perch]

Morgan Rogers what a lad

Assist or goal

[lone glade]

ass

[stone perch]

Emery is a bloody visionary

I know

Whether it's an assist or a goal, he'll be there

Unai deserves a much nicer squad

This backline and midfield ain't it

Except for Martinez, Onana, Rogers and Tielemans

[valid ocean]

Muñoz plays very high up but i’m only going for him cause i have Hall already

[stone perch]

Makes sense

[valid ocean]

Hall is better if you can survive the gw29 blank

[stone perch]

You mean he's blanking?

Hmmm

Still not a good enough reason to avoid him

[tardy cradle]

isak cappers won

[valid ocean]

Oh my god Sarr returned i didn’t even see that

[stone perch]

Told you so

Man good to see Isak as the 2nd best viable captain choice

[cerulean cape]

Imagine not buying a player cos he blanks in 10 weeks time lmao

[humble dust]

indeed

[tardy cradle]

holy Gordon Isak

shoulda capped Isak

[lone glade]

perfect

[stone perch]

And here it is

The unavoidable Gordon goal

[little delta]

come on

[cerulean cape]

Fuck him

[valid ocean]

Get innnn

[stone perch]

Var it please

[wanton whale]

need bruno goal then

[stone perch]

Come on

[little delta]

if newcastle keep this cs, what a game

hall gordon and isak

[tardy cradle]

Ezeeeeee

[stone perch]

Man oh man

I'm getting a Newcastle triple

So many easy points missed

[wanton whale]

good week turned terrible man

[stone perch]

At least Gordon won't sniff any BPS

[little delta]

U literally said best gw of all time 20 min ago

[stone perch]

Or at most 1

[wanton whale]

umm no i didnt?

[stone perch]

Must have been the Hall CS

[mighty pumice]

@wanton whale eze 🔥

[wanton whale]

i dont own gordon or hall

[tardy cradle]

Gordon on 2 bonus

[wanton whale]

🔥

[tardy cradle]

[mighty pumice]

get that helper status honestly 🔥

[wanton whale]

i wish 😭

[mighty pumice]

newc cs wipe

[tardy cradle]

hall CS wiped

[mighty pumice]

hall k

[tardy cradle]

suiiiii

[mighty pumice]

hall hah

shitterrrr

[oak furnace]

Fuck me if I didn't Captain Salah I would be cooking

[mighty pumice]

its var fuck

[valid ocean]

Cala in smooth off

[mighty pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-cage-you-pointing-smoke-gif-6578640377465215062

[oak furnace]

Look at this other than Salah C

[mighty pumice]

oh ffs

[tardy cradle]

feck

[lone glade]

my goat hall

[little delta]

We calm

[valid ocean]

Might as well just support Newcastle full time now

[stone perch]

Won't say no to a CS wipe

Why did Foden have to bang man

Now I have to fit him in my future plans

[tardy cradle]

just need JP to be not on the teamsheet

and bruno amad blanks

[little delta]

he will be

maybe bench

[tardy cradle]

Welbeck scores a hatty so JP doesnt need to come on

[wanton whale]

worst case scenario from that castle game

but atleast I have bruno left

[cerulean cape]

-11 atm but pedro and bruno left

so could still green

also got my 2nd gk cs of the season

so it's a good gw

[wanton whale]

That gordon goal man

wouldve been fine if he didnt score that

[lone glade]

what a week

[wanton whale]

defo keeping Jackson now

[wanton whale]

points?

[little delta]

Gordon deserved his goal

[lone glade]

74

[wanton whale]

noice

[lone glade]

idk if its updated

[wanton whale]

im on 68 with bruno left

[lone glade]

wtf mateta robbed off bonus

[stone perch]

It's not that bad depending on your ML

[lone glade]

only got 1

[stone perch]

I'm out of almost all the cups

[lone glade]

we bring the goooon

[wanton whale]

im 100 points plus clear of my ML

[stone perch]

So it's always going to be ML that triumphs

[stone perch]

Well that sucks to be paired with scrubs

[wanton whale]

they my irl friends

they suck ass

[lone glade]

what to do?

1ft

[little delta]

roll obv?

[lone glade]

flekken out maybe

sels

[little delta]

i would rather roll

u can if u want

[tardy cradle]

flekken 4 pointer trust

[wanton whale]

Surely Bruno to Gordon here? 1ft

[lone glade]

easy yeah

enzo

tho

[wanton whale]

enzo and jackson to mbeumo and wissa in 23 i think

[lone glade]

mbuemo gonna be cold

[wanton whale]

i think ill start Munoz icl

bench enzo

[lone glade]

benching gab next week cant let robinson get jammy assists

[wanton whale]

yeah fuck robinson

[little delta]

I don’t get that

[wanton whale]

not owning Gordon rn is a skill issue

[cerulean cape]

Bruno/gordon/mbeumo 2 from 3 still

[little delta]

So you sell bruno?

[wanton whale]

i dont have another route really

[little delta]

you don’t need Gordon

you have Enzo that’s even more sad

[wanton whale]

point is id rather own Gordon than Bruno