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Lmao my nose is fucked too, and thats exactly how I sleep, except I rotate my pillow so it’s long ways on the bed instead of across it.
Lucho played 90 mins
If you still have him
So like a body pillow 
correct
any news on son?
Max one DGW for City this season, that too if they reach the FA Cup semi final.
Perhaps that’s for the best
Not many city players we’d trust to start both
it's time to tc palmer
or mo
someone will definitely use this as an excuse to sell haaland for the rest of the season
Which 3 do I start? 😭
There ain’t 3 fit there
might just plump it on salah or palmer when they have ipswich at home
surely this twitter account i dont know is reliable
Gabriel gonna play
if it's not during major fixture congestion
I'd be very pleasantly surprised if gab makes it
the injury happened in a pretty nasty area
just gotta wait for training photos
or something
arteta will tell you nothing
We’ll get an early leak anyway
gabriel is not featuring in those this week i’m afraid
arteta has banned him from featuring
Captaincy this week is hard
I was set on Palmer but Im a lil scared of the new manager bounce
Especially after utd looked good yesterday (although it was Leicester(
I suppose Salah is the play but obvs I have unconscious bias against that
thanks
Salah it is :(
there's a place for everybody
With his mouth taped shut, i reckon
sleep is so good man
How has someone reacted to this entire thread
you dont know?
There's an angery reacc in my top left corner
ill post a screenshot
It's annoying me
beef once upon a time you were knowledgeable
do that rmt
No that one is reserved for vrawn
bro got sent to the shadow realm
Quite a good team
God im funny. Brb getting another beer
But it has solanke

Wait fr
no
Surely not
i got jackson out for solanke 2 weeks ago and jackson scores in both them 2 weeks
cba
im 5.5million i need a comeback
Jealous
My manager called me in early so that he can leave and go to a pub quiz
🍻
Can't wait until he's gone in 2 weeks and the bar is all mine
Decent
I couldn't go through with sleeping on my back
Tried but it didn't work
I'll go again tonight
no one real can do that
its an age thing
u get older u will sleep on ur back
100%
sleeping on ur side is better btw
all you need to make sure is have a pillow between your legs
You’re a mixologist?
do you make your own cocktails? Or just predetermined menu?
Any bartender who calls themselves a mixologist is a cunt 
Just a term to sound super wanky
Knowing mixology and how to create and balance drinks should be part of your job as a bartender
Yeah I'm gonna revamp the menu
Add one part alcohol. Add one part sugar. Look at your customer. Add either one part acidic beverage or two additional parts alcohol

I remember a few years ago when I was working at a bar, these group of middle aged women celebrating someone’s 50th asked me to create them a cocktail each off the cuff. I’m happy to say only 2/5 were failures xD
Any ideas on what you’re gonna add?
what does that do
Lfg bois
What were you playing
Was a mystery bounty tournament
It adjusts your spine or something like that
😎
wc time
have you popped the button yet Ayy
is the fourmium active
Might just have to, annoying cunha rose
no
if gab and gvar are fine I can wait out iggggg?
Salah is a nuisance tho
Need another salah price rise
im playing 433 but im unsure if i should start porro, means i start 3x spurs or gabriel
hopefully saturday night
worst case is that i start gab and he doesn't play and porro subs on
wheres haaland
man city will score
yeah duh you were playing poker at 4am
Yea predicting 2 goals
Yea got back at 5am
No uber was taking me home
Had to get last train back
when did you get there
I set off my house at 5pm
lmao
Worst thing is I think making a deal was the wrong choice
Arsenal were down to 10 man iirc
But huge for Bou nevertheless
City have foden, they're basically 10 men??
yea that’s what I’m referring to
so i assume he is back
he will defo hold a spot but not sure if he will after the IB
4.4
Isn’t okoli 4M
I lose value on thb if I drop him
and I only have 3.9M on the last def
granted this is before price changes so I may not even be able to afford this
huim for thb then
so you don't lose value
huh I do lose .1 TV
Yeah but it’s not actual TV
is solanke out?
is he actually out tho
I know he’s out of my team that’s about it

if he is out I might just get Cunha/JSL in I guess 
Foden to salah i assume
Semen
Semen 👍
Raul, dcl, solanke vs cunha, wood, welbeck
Fuck every player on the right is an upgrade
Gw1 wood owners saw that coming
At least i didnt go Muniz
If he was called woodinho, he'd 3x the owners
went jp + rogers
Rauls done well wtf
Myko on bench feels wrong
dont throw him in with soblanke and dcl
Don’t feel confident in benching porro/gab
People bought him for everton
No one owned before
Don’t worry I just bought him last night I’m point chasing
In fact no one owns welbeck either
ah okay fair enough i read the wc6 part so i assumed owned since gw6
which would be 23 points in 4 games
Yeah just sold erling for him
Wc6 gang all 🐑
lol
true and I've said that since gw1
Welbeck 32 points from 5 games for me
built my team around wc6
bunch of people who decided beforehand that GW6 was the week to WC
No you built your team under the ASSUMPTION that gw6 would be the best time to WC
Unlike me who made 5 fts to make a wc6 and flop with them
people wouldn’t be saying that if wc6 had any positive variance at all
i had no choice anyway
when people were talking about GW6 being "optimal" WC week i was like "it looks good but gonna see how it feels at the time"
Dcl owners blaming variance for doing poorly
Optimal wc week is every week
i pretty much pinned myself down
As oppose to buying a dogshit player
other people did too
i have been guilty of this in the past. You try to double down so hard on your decision being right to make it pay off
Wc6 was fine
Its like a slot gambler who keeps playing to get his money back
We build fpl teams in fixtures
i’m sure 33 pts in 4 weeks is representative of the xgi
Also wc6 was very palmer dependent
Jazzy still on his gambling high i see
amazing copium
No one real went palmer on wc6
xGi for player specific tho
Like 20% did
@thin jasper
My goat did
Point stands
My very first draft had palmer
Bring it back
And mbeumo
My 1st draft is feasting
Swapped raya esr to henderson nkunku on gw1 deadline day
I think my problem with looking at WC6 is that it just didnt change much from the GW1-5 template for me
think that was a 50pt swing
what’s the news today
you got in Flekken, doubled down in arsenal defence, got in Mbeumo, maybe you grabbed Saka, Semenyo
youve become so lazy semi
nah I’m just not glued to discord 24/7 anymore
skill issue
also not what i was refering to
i havent checked yet news tbh i was planning on doing it after last pressers are done
where is the money going to??
Porro is now conceding 2 goals now every game ffs
Not even getting 2 points
Son likely fit
10m itb forgot to say
son cap v ipswich will hit like crack
yessir
thoughts on me keeping foden bou bha for 2 weeks
as opposed to hitting for palmer mun ARS
if spurs don’t do a 3 or 4-0 v ipswich i give up
I’ve been looking to sell Palmer for a while but he’s too good to sell
Might do an ayy lmao and take a -8 to get salah saka
I might take a -8 in 12
-4 is locked
yes yes, let the hits flow through your fpl teams
Inject it
Solanke to havertz is an understandable hit
when is ode back
not this week
this hit is in 12

Solanke Haaland Semen Foden to Cunha 9m fwd Salah Saka
Very unlikely i do it
But i have to take a hit to get salah anyway
No hit for just saka
my defense might not hit 3 points this week icl
but I cba to make a transfer in it
the position is just dead
Fernandes 
Think gna bench Lewis
gabriel
really??
i mean it’s close but yeah probably
Thinking Lewis tho
I’m expecting a bench 
Honestly one of them probably misses out
So autosub kicks in
i mean i’d ask aswell why you did the RAN move if you weren’t going to start him
but yeah you may get an auto sub
Fomo 
that’s so haram
😭😭😭😭
4mium is way too much
Not worth it if I ever consider bringing him back in tho
I feel like wc12 would have
Jackson
havertz?
fuckkkkkk
isn’t that an unnecessary -4
Gw12 is 2 weeks away right
So 2 fts just nice
Have to account for price changes too as well tho
I was gna say maybe gvar for konate
but I literally just got gvar in

I also just got ran in
lmfaooo
Could downgrade havertz as well
Also I swear there is a defender for 3.9m
Yea
Just do that tbh
Would lose .1 from thb tho
2M ITB?
If I wc
Dare I gamble Havertz drops
And sell him to bank the .1 first
Then bring him back in
-100.6
Damn
Maybe I should have made early moves
Ayy really being serious about this fourmium shit
No
Wc to this
Or konate over VVD
who would you guys bench?
Myko
Digne away to Spurs or Faes away to Ipswich?
Digne
Damn no faith in the Leicester defence
@zenith jolt VVD or gvar
or konate and spend more on gk
Would’ve 9.2M total for GK if konate, if not it’s hendo and fab duo
Onana fab or like verb sels etc idk haven’t looked at pairings
now
pog
better see bruno in there
no

Konate Bruno over VVD Boomo?
bruh too many moves
jackson and palmer surely not 2 players you want to wc into
I have Palmer alr
it’s just whether I should delay the transfers and then I might as well wc now
Cos I alr made 3 fts this week
no salah fomo
So I should just do flek to hendo rogers to Salah haaland to Jackson in gw12?
-4
And then save the wc even later
Yea do I have a choice
preferably you kinda want haaland for the next 2, most people just selling as it is a good window to swap him for salah to prepare their gw12 teams
I got Palmer at 10.7 he’s 11 now
with wc its different
Salah this week arguably best cap tho(?)
not sure if you would drop VVD and get Konate and upgrade Hendo to Sels for example
Yea that’s one option
i think @pulsar chasm is wc12 and is holding haaland and freeing up funds elsewhere to get salah
9.2M on gks if I get konate
Alr made my moves tho

Onana fabianski
Or sels verb

Sanchez + Sels might be ok but I am bad at guessing which GK to play so yeah
yes
sanchez fab
Ok but anw it’s moot if I don’t wc this week
Verb's fixture is pretty good from 12 onwards too
then wc12 to get palmer back in
Lose so much tv on Palmer tho
i lose 0.1
and gains pts presumably
I lose .2 I think
Over next two weeks we think Haaland rogers outscores Salah Jackson?
like i’ll probably sell rogers next week and could get him back a week later
If yes then I might just hold and do a -4 in gw12
what do you guys think about Gvardiol and Wood to Cunha and Konate
don't like it
Rate it
not a fan

ayy rates it, thats bad. Wahful doesnt like it, thats good
wouldn't sell Wood tbh
i’m 2 million so go figure
i know
It's just, im sitting on 5 FTs and dont really know what to do 
between what
wc or no wc
i told u to pop the button
ayy can you send your original team
12 guaranteed points from popping the WC is pretty sick
oh it’s this
this is the post 3fts
seems pretty obvious to me
tf
fuck would you guys do here then? sell Porro??
i think i’d sell porro yeah
Porro to Konate doesnt change number of starters
rogers to brereton diaz
oh wait
I mean ur proposed
oh
have you clicked the button
no on the ft’s
that could honestly be a burn ft
I have 10 hours before price changes
wood to raul? idk
good point well made
rogers raul have a good long term rotation
thats why I was thinking Gvardiol->Konate Wood->Cunha
If rogers keeps his starting spot lol
no salah isnt a dealbreaker if you have wc
like i said a lot of people buying him this week are doing it out of convenience as they'll want him from 12
and they don't have wc
I could also just do Gvardiol to VVD
butttt I have alr spent 3 fts this week
Do u need the .8 anywhere
i dont think bournemouth away is a tight away game
well you sort of know what i mean
i know what you're implying yeah i just dont think its a good fixture
bournemouth has scores in every single homegame besides the game vs chelsea
will think some more on it ig
same for my wc
i think the move is better than burning
another benefit of wc
but idk if its the best move
Surely that same money is better spent on Jackson, no?
with the ft element it’s different
Exactly
wc10 and 3-4 ft in 12 probably gives you the best gw12 team
I’m on wc10 rn
what I’m doing now is a wc12 ready team tho
If I wasn’t selling Haaland for Salah there’s no reason to trigger wc
@slim bane I started Gabriel over ran last week and it hurt
Not making the same mistake again
rip
Don't see arsenal cleaning at st james'
I’m probablyyyyy benching Lewis
that’s what i made when considering earlier in the week
gvardiol can be gabriel now he’s fit
This for gw10 right
yes
does look good
where to spend .5M
Is that a wc?
Yea
Looks rlly good
I’m like 65% to popping it
Shit I might just wc from this ass team
But my tv isn't any where near yours probably
35% being my current team (after 3fts) is playable
it’s just if I have to spend another 3-4 FTs to get Salah in
Flek to Sanchez
Gvar to konate
Rogers to Salah
Haaland to Jackson
should I just do it this week where I’ve alr made 3 fts
then I can have 3fts going into 11
Downside being do I want Salah Jackson over Haaland rogers for next 2 weeks
vs no fts going into 13 with wc intact
@lone glade
damn not bad at all
in a dilemma whether to do so anot tho
read above text
icl my gut decisions have been shit this season
this is aft 3fts tho
and I’ll need another 3-4 to get to gw12 team
which I don’t have
bro my wc made my team worse
i dont really think you could spend that 0.5 anywhere
isnt konate inj prone
I'd go 2
and honestly I’d rather take konate Sanchez .5M
ok maybe I’ll plan an exit route
From the wc team to fourmium
and then I’ll be more calma
do I really want to use all my FTs tonight when we could get arsenal news
I’m probably going with this for wc10 since my TV is in ruins (thanks Mr. Quansah)
Getting back to Haaland with no Haaland is too difficult
The risks are easily countered by Saka - Palmer - Salah or whichever premiums are enabled by his sale
- all the other assets returning
@zenith jolt if I get someone other than Jackson for a two week punt
u think it’s worth?
big mikey moore
looking specifically at raul
anyway good team that
I like the keepers
not a huge fan of the konate pick but I get it
and honestly
I'd want to have one of the mid-priced fwds
they will be template soon, I feel, you want to be able to get to one easily
but I imagine that means no haaland or no salah
Yeah that’s a worry i have but it’s hard to get to them with Haaland
2.7M ITB to get Jackson for raul
@hallow anchor
I've had havertz most of the season but I don't particularly like our fixtures for him
Ode is coming back so I can hold a bit
If I do wc gonna sell bank the .1 and get him back tho
hopefully he drops if not I look fucking stupid
-100.6 rn
His aerial presence will be crucial
I'd back arsenal to get 8-10 points there but I expect mostly low scoring
New manager bounce for west ham by then tho
Chances either Gabriel/Gvardiol plays? Missed all news
Apparently Gabriel is looking better but it’s not known whether he’ll play or not. It’s more likely than not though
Gvardiol should be alright though i think
That's all i need, perfect
WC here we goooo
show draft
remaining moves to activate wc:
- choose keeper pairing
- choose one of raul / cunha to drop for kai
verbruggen and fabiasnki
and cunha
how do you feel about nunez as a placeholder for havertz?
you consider kelleher in pairing
or placeholder for jackson
and what made you WC this week as opposed to 12
i alr made 3FTs
i have another 3 to make + 2 luxury FTs
you want jackson in 12, darwin has soton that week
if i wc12 then i lose the 3FTs
kelleher does mean i lock out of third pool tho
also also havertz dropping
sell havertz for 8.1
buy back at 8.1

don't think kelleher fixtures make him worthwhile
but if you can get a second keeper who rotates well
he can "cover" trent
but i want konate
i get the reasoning but not keen on it personally
also would you not get van den berg over THB
funds tied up in THB
how much is he?
4.1
lmao how is he that
i dont think the brentford fella drops
hes close to a rise iirc
ill consider it
kelleher works with verbruggen
if you want to drop konate and fabianski
as rallen said
not inclined to get kelleher
i wouldn't be either but it's an option
4.4 pickford
4.5 sanchez
fab 5.2 (onana/pick/sanchez)
4.4 being hendo or rams
4.5 being flek or verb
could get a proper 8th attacker for sangare if you wanted
your TV is miles better than mine
idk if i want darwin
also cunha as placeholder for jackson?
but then its kinda defeating wc intentions of saving FT
yeah you could
cos im just planning FTs in the future
i can just keep funds itb
i did ask why jackson so early but united isnt a bad game
and you can just firm arsenal
think you wouldnt want to sell jimenez
yeah
idk what timezone you are but make sure you wake up
7pm deadline

i have 9 hours to tinker
but im done tinkering
just need the gk pairing and vdb

this was the rough wc12 i built btw
think you get very very very close to that with wc10 + your fts
you can get the defenders too if you wanted
yea ofc
so are defenders ngl
i could run verb sanchez
may be a better option ive not looked too hard
also brighton are not a great defence at all
similar with pickford its that stretch from 15-18
anyone rotate well with sels
fabianski pairs with him well if you have any interest in playing him
yeah the thing with sels is he isn't amazing for saves
but he's in a good defence so
yeah have to choose a really shit defence and farm saves and a kinda mid defence with no saves
oh fuck thats it then
lets goooo
in b4
areola comes back in

fabianski seems to rotate best with sels, pickford and verbruggen (keepers below 5 mil)
again if you have any faith in playing him
no we didn’t
loputegi may be sacked soon though
new manager may play areola or fabianski could just be dropped
why i prefer verbruggen because id trust fabianski for next 2 and then you can just play him afterwards
https://x.com/whujoe/status/1852445392329142578 if its anything, lot of WHU fans in replies are keen on fabi starting
My XI for tomorrow:
Fabianski
Wan-Bissaka
Todibo
Kilman
Emerson
Alvarez
Rodriguez
Souček
Summerville
Bowen
Antonio
you consider foden for saka placeholder 😂
How tf did saka rise
fpl is rigged 
@supple steeple rate my wc
dont like konate or jimi
I'd wait with Pickford until we see how we play with Branthwaite fit
just get Winks over Dibling
damn why not
Raul is my placeholder for Jackson
alr have boomo ig
idk
just need 1 placeholder
also raul i alr caught his price rise today
wissa i missed
so if theres any chance of a double rise i get i figure its raul
kinda need to lol
arent pool's fix decent
anw worst case ship him out for RJ or dalot etc.
yea idm thats better than mf porro
im sworn to not ever own him again
he does get hooked early tho for cleans
dalot tho
👀
watched blackbox and scared into wildcarding now
yeah me too
Eze out so I might aswell
because i couldnt afford cunha, have injured eze and wanted to wc last week
damn
now its 3:15 and still trying to make team
I could do a -4 and get Saka, Salah, Cunha and Wissa for Brennan, Eze, Haaland and Havertz
but idk
sideways
2fts isnt too bad
id have to take a hit to move eze to some shite like garnacho
so think imma just WC
and on blackbox mark decided to move to salah
and i got FOMO
- would have to start rogers next 2 which aint ideal
Salah and cunha are too popular this gw, they are never scoring points
im scared of haaland again
do i switch captaincy
no i will stick to salah im gon be right this time
merry-go-round
🔒 
ffs shouldve gone wissa
fits colour scheme better
my wc is ruined
Still don't get havertz over jackson
united with a new manager and arsenal tho
i think similarly tough
anw im bringing the other in gw12
wonder what the points swing on that will be

Our team diff is basically i have haaland and Rogers while u have havertz and saka lmao
Structure wise
yea previously it was haaland rogers v salah jackson for me
i went with the latter but 2 week delay on jackson
so i got raul first
Think I'm getting konate in this week so it's basically gvardiol vs gabriel, wissa wood vs cunha raul
All same prices ish
yea ard there
Your extra money gets you lewis on the bench
That's the only diff
I guess might be some money left over on the havertz plus saka side too
2.6M to get Jackson
oh ayy did it
yessirrrrr
looks like the only way I can get palmer is to take haaland out
same for me, but I am holding it off for now
is it palmering time
I loved that part when fish said “it’s palming time” and then he palmed all over the place

mbeumo cap in 11
Palmer vs United and Arsenal next 2, maybe he will still score some goals so might want to get him? 
now seems a good time to do some surgery
my hope is to start rolling transfers from next week or the one after
so I can hit 4 or 5 frees by christmas
that will be powerful
@slim bane Haaland, Brennan, Eze and Porro -> Cunha, Salah, Saka and Ait-Nouri for a -4 yes/no?
ye
ffs
my hits always go bad
gonna jinx you all with it
this is so close to what my wc12 would be so I might as well have wildcarded this week
fuck
Still can
Not too late
Also how did you go from saving 5fts to a -4 lol
yeah, but half of the players have risen
I've gone as far forward as gw20 and cannot find a single time where I would want to get haaland back 
but who do you sell?
like, the landscape could change a lot by then with injuries and new assets and stuff but
I like it tbh
we haven't had a season like this in years
where there are multiple premiums you can trust to captain in any week
yeah i remember the last threemium season
its like 3-4 years ago
good times
lmao Fplreview wants me to sell Salah to Foden so I can get trent
go home fplreview ur drunk
any algorithm that still recommends foden now is probably overfit on historical data
he's barely done anything this season
foden has been a fondant instead in the buffet
anyways i want to take out trent soon
probs after Southampton
when does daylight savings begin
week or two ago
in the US specific
in north america it's tomorrow
😭
imma have to stay up at 10:30 instead
📉
#fpl_chat message
crazy how this was 4 years ago

andy bought salah 😭
This gw is gonna be fucked
capping Haaland then

is Palmer haul
^
welcome to the team
haaland is defo scoring a hat trick
I hope so
Would be very important for my fpl season since so many have now spunked their fts on getting him out
Who would you guys bench between Gabriel and Mykolenko?
I should motd challenge
is motd free to watch or do I need a subscription to something?
I'm gonna miss the 3pm games but I ain't got discipline to not check scores lmao
ironically, the next of the top 4 teams to have a really bad run is... city
from 23 to 27
but whatever, that's ages away
Is Son to Saka worth it? that’s the only transfer i’m thinking of
Or Solanke to Cunha
Solanke to cunha is worth it but youve missed a 0.2 swing
also want to mention I only have 1 ft so
think son next two fix are defo better
Id be better off rolling
but idk if son is nailed to start
just a little doubt he might not start this gw
if you didnt take a hit this week i reckon you've got a 2-3 points headstart on the field
son plays 60-70 imo this week
he was back in training anyway
probably does start
but likely get 60ish mins next two weeks
60-70 i guess
I might captain vs Ipswich
i’ll be happy with 2 starts in the next 2 and 70 min then i’ll sell
if you have son next week you have to cap him
that’s what im doing
WC active
yeah me neither but every replacement is somehow worse
or more expensive
surely start raya over fab this week
Would you prefer Sels/Verbruggen/Sanchez over Raya?
call me fabrizio because it's time for the here we go
and ive had raya since gw1 and its worked out well
gonna just stick to it \
Probably similar cs odds
seen some people doing verbruggen and fabi
Seems risky going without Palmer this week 
Checking if im missing anything, just rolling for now



