road to 200k messages

[oak furnace]

It all depends on the mystery chip

That's the way I see it

My biggest question is how aggressive do I want to be this year

[latent depot]

Mystery chip so annoying

[oak furnace]

Should I go full aggression and just see how it pans out?

[cerulean cape]

Mystery chip has zero influence for me

[oak furnace]

I feel like at the end of the day it's just a game need to have fun with it

[cerulean cape]

If there's no other dgw then tc in another sgw?

Don't see any issue

[oak furnace]

I had back to back years of a 1 for my TC mane and sane

So that's my base

[cerulean cape]

1,1,1,6,28,10

[oak furnace]

Damn who was the 28

[cerulean cape]

Salah

Leeds and Norwich b2b home games

And people used wc instead

[zenith jolt]

Solanke owners

Surely go muniz

Unless you have gw3 bench cover id go pedro

[oak furnace]

Why Pedro?

Don't they have United this week

[cerulean cape]

On pens

High on models

[oak furnace]

That allows me to go barco to konsa and hold Porro I guess

[cerulean cape]

Has arsenal next

Has rutter and gruda for mins threat

[oak furnace]

Yeh I'm worried about his xmins

Never considered him

Is porro with Fielding in any game before gw3 and gw5?

I guess gw5 lol I forgot they have Brentford

[silent jasper]

triple Fulham?

[latent depot]

Missed out on quadruple

[kind egret]

Why not Richarlison? Not guarenteed as the 9

[zenith jolt]

Solanke will be back soon lol

Also the same reason solanke is a sell

the next two are new ARS

[slim bane]

Isn’t the ars game at home

ez fixture

[zenith jolt]

ye caps

still not ideal

[kind egret]

I just want him for the week

[silent jasper]

Arsenal cs incoming

[zenith jolt]

think a 5.5-6.0 with better fix could outscore

[kind egret]

thats all

[zenith jolt]

wc4?

[kind egret]

never thought for a WC this early

[broken patio]

Shit

Cash for

Fit

[zenith jolt]

if you arent set on it i wouldnt

[broken patio]

I gotta move solanke to muniz/wood then

[zenith jolt]

gotta be muniz

[broken patio]

Yeah

[zenith jolt]

nketiah coming in

[broken patio]

Don't love it because I'm playing triple Fulham every week but it is what it is

Gonna WC early anyway

[silent jasper]

that's my only concern if I wanna get Muniz, I don't intend to WC that early lol

[slim bane]

Was he even good

Or was it purple patch

[broken patio]

Solanke to muniz done

[silent jasper]

could be this, I owned him before last season and it didn't went well

[slim bane]

Why not wait

there’s no rush

[broken patio]

BC I start work in a bit

And then I'm afk

[slim bane]

isn’t deadline tmr

[broken patio]

Idk

[lone glade]

muniz is the clear choice for solanke replacement

[lone glade]

more fun!

[slim bane]

Deadline is in 18 hours or something

[broken patio]

I also finish at 3am tonight and start tomorrow at 11

So

Yeah

[slim bane]

[silent jasper]

even if you triple up Fulham?

[broken patio]

I'm busy from now until deadline

[cerulean cape]

Not every nerd is sat behind the screen for deadline

[broken patio]

Okie byeeee

[silent jasper]

cya

[slim bane]

[lone glade]

uh

i only have 1 (which will be muniz) so im not worried

3 might be a stretch though

[silent jasper]

yep unless I am wildcarding early then thats fine I guess
But I think I might look towards Mateta or even Joao Pedro, but I don't really like Pedro atm

[zenith jolt]

I dont really like it

Nor do i like robinson

[lone glade]

mateta is good

[zenith jolt]

Still had to buy him though

[lone glade]

if you have double ful

[zenith jolt]

Fixture play

[silent jasper]

the only concern is his minutes, hopefully he should play more than 60 mins

after coming back from olympics

[lone glade]

he played 45 last time

so assume a bit more

[fleet oracle]

Man how is solanke gonna get injured gw1 after I chose him over havertz

[zenith jolt]

Reminder this isnt a free hit and you will be left with a 7.5 mateta in your team

[silent jasper]

same

[lone glade]

gonnna be chilling with 1.5 itb now

[silent jasper]

the fixtures aren't that bad for him consider as an attacking point of view

[fleet oracle]

Havertz 8.1 now

[thin jasper]

Quansah injured apparently what the fuck man

He will still start

[silent jasper]

unlikely I suppose, Pool got more momentum when Konate was subbed on. But could go either way

[slim bane]

fair

I think personally I would get mateta if I haddddd to

[zenith jolt]

Even happier with quansah > robinson now

injury doubt, another 30% of the playerbase likely using ft

[silent jasper]

Mateta over Muniz?

[lavish parcel]

:O the flag given for solanke extends into gw3

ange did say "we have the international break" which did sorta imply that he may be out for longer than this game

[thin jasper]

I mean from what I hear here it doesn’t sound like Slot has lost faith in Quansah https://x.com/bbcmotd/status/1826955662896636254?s=46

Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) on X

"Maybe the language was a problem..."

Arne Slot has clarified what he said after Jarrell Quansah was brought off at half-time during Liverpool's win against Ipswich.

#BBCFootball

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 12:12 PM

[kind egret]

@thin jasper when Solanke is confirmed out

[zenith jolt]

Quansah’s definitely not out of the picture

[kind egret]

-1 FT

o 0 ( )

[zenith jolt]

Just don’t think he starts this week, injury rumours nailed that on the head

[thin jasper]

If he wasn’t injured do you think he’d start

Because I think he does

[zenith jolt]

No, 30% chance of start

[broken patio]

Going to be somewhat amusing when konate gets injured and quansah is back to being nailed

[thin jasper]

It’s alright you can get Muniz now

[thin jasper]

Target Leicester

[kind egret]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-heisenberg-heisenberg-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-gif-26006988

yeah fuck it

Muniz later

[broken patio]

Actually so lucky I changed Benda out for slicker just before Deadline

He would've blocked muniz

[zenith jolt]

Funny name tho

[broken patio]

I've won, but at what cost?

[zenith jolt]

🔒

[slim bane]

Palace are good thoooo

[silent jasper]

if not for Eze's offside goals I think they would have won the game I guess

[ashen mirage]

No shoulds, it could even be Son too

[silent jasper]

time to vote on this guys
https://discordapp.com/channels/202794531488268289/1003030354002714734/1276555416515641394

[acoustic edge]

4-3-3 yk

[lavish parcel]

rather be left with mateta than muniz

[zenith jolt]

Muniz’s next 4 are good

You’ll want to move to someone like DCL around then too most likely

[lavish parcel]

did you just say dcl

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[lavish parcel]

gonna try a wc4 draft one more time

(no ollie)

annoying thing is I would probably want to deadend with saka in 3 and he's going to rise

[zenith jolt]

yes?

or wissa

[cerulean cape]

avoided quansah, barco, nkunku, solanke

winning fpl

[slim bane]

Factos

[lavish parcel]

A 'VILLA | Unai Emery said on Friday that Villa have no fresh injuries – which suggests that Matty Cash is fine.

it just gets worse for beef

[thin jasper]

quansah will start GW2 through injury and tactical changes🙏

[latent depot]

Wissa better finisher, Brentford better attack, Frank better (attacking) manager

[slim bane]

Wissa coming in for me soonish

Was hoping to get a isak rise before I sold but it ain’t looking likely now

Just hope he shows up when Newcastle have 11 men

[latent depot]

Murphy to assist both Isak and Gordon

[slim bane]

suii

[earnest torrent]

think i'm gonna roll, burn can cover to make it 11

but not owning a spurs player against the current state of everton is annoying

[latent depot]

In b4 Dyche masterclass

[slim bane]

Spurs will stink up your team

[earnest torrent]

it is what it is

[slim bane]

[earnest torrent]

gotta pray

[latent depot]

Spurs about to take 2 points from the first 3, then beat Arsenal

[cerulean cape]

https://x.com/SlowSportsNews/status/1827053776601010648?t=MbVfTTOPx3L-ah521KeyXg&s=19

Slow Sports News (@SlowSportsNews) on X

BREAKING:🚨 Erling Haaland has been ruled out for eight games due to a foot injury.

Read more: https://t.co/eYV27MDzBF

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 6:42 PM

[cedar hull]

https://x.com/sevillafc_eng/status/1827025910899306703

Sevilla FC (@SevillaFC_ENG) on X

Sorry to any @OfficialFPL fans for taking your defender 😅

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 4:51 PM

[kindred falcon]

Oh fuck off

Nvm

January

[thin jasper]

Falling for slow sports news 😭

[kindred falcon]

Didnt know em

[cerulean cape]

I didnt dare post that in fpl chat

Gen alpha don't read and just see injury

[cedar hull]

https://x.com/FplToni/status/1827054985072251090?s=19

FPL Toni (@FplToni) on X

🚨 Exciting news! 🚨 I’ve launched a Patreon for those who want to support my FPL content and get extra perks like exclusive leaks, live FPL updates, and 1-to-1 advice. Free content will continue as usual! 🙌

👉 https://t.co/MJDtDl3R0O

Thanks for the support! ⚽🔥

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 6:47 PM

Exclusive leaks

[oak furnace]

Who did we decide to get for Soblanke?

Did we get any info on mateta from glasner?

https://www.premierleague.com/video/single/4087516?FOOTBALL_CLUBS=6
Found this

https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/jean-philippe-mateta-addresses-crystal-164923914.html also this
Seems like there's a chance he could leave??

[lavish parcel]

Striker dreaming of making France’s squad for Euro 2024

somtething tells me this source is rather old

[oak furnace]

Wtf there were 2 articles

https://www.givemesport.com/mateta-open-crystal-palace-exit-aston-villa-circle/

[lavish parcel]

Bro palace don't wanna play or smtg?

They keep selling everyone

[oak furnace]

Idk how true this article is

Eze seems far and away the best palace pick

I can only afford 1 more palace player so I think I'm gonna get eze

Solanke Murphy to Muniz Eze
Will lock in Solanke to Muniz and think about the other one

[lavish parcel]

A hit already

[oak furnace]

Yes
Play aggressive

What are you doing with Solanke @lavish parcel ?

[lavish parcel]

I had Havertz, Isak and Haaland

[oak furnace]

[lavish parcel]

Imagine not going Havertz after looking at his xgi numbers at CF

But I am planning to bring Solanke in gw6

For Isak

[oak furnace]

I did have him until Solanke transferred

[lavish parcel]

Damn

Unlucky bro

[oak furnace]

Yes

[lavish parcel]

Tbf I had son and took him out Foden after his gw1 display

[oak furnace]

Bobb injury meant I ended up going Bobb havertz to Murphy Solanke

[lavish parcel]

Perhaps I was too harsh on him, Everton defence is down bad

But son to Foden was always the plan so not too sad

[oak furnace]

Either way I can only deal with my team now

Solanke to Muniz mateta or Joao Pedro

Muniz means I'm triple Fulham which is what is stopping me

[lavish parcel]

Southampton were all over Newcastle

Armstrong is a good shout with good fix

On pens too

[oak furnace]

Yeh I considered him

Think I'm gonna go Muniz

[lavish parcel]

Good luck

[cerulean cape]

[oak furnace]

Southampton had 11 vs 10

And didn't score

[lavish parcel]

Even before the red card

Southampton were all over them

But it's just one game

[oak furnace]

Eh I think Muniz has the fixtures

Gonna back him in

[lavish parcel]

Hard to justify it

Muniz is great tbh

[oak furnace]

The question is "Does Eze(-4) outscore Murphy this week?"

Sucks cos I didn't get to see Murphy fully

[kind egret]

Muniz

bye Solanke sweet prince

[thin jasper]

2 points 4 shots straight at Hermansen and an injury what a hero

[kind egret]

[kind egret]

Ayy on the top value list

@slim bane

[slim bane]

W

Saved for posterity

I think soon it’ll be people who own muniz / wood as well tho

I’m sure people hit 100.3 or even .5 by now if they played it right

[silent jasper]

[lavish parcel]

muniz, wood, and zirkzee rising on the same night has to be taking the piss

[slim bane]

Solanke owners had to go somewhere lol

[lavish parcel]

still unsure who I'll get

[kind egret]

I jumped to Muniz

i had to act quickly

[lone glade]

transferred muniz in last night and secured the rise

[little delta]

imagine not having muniz in gw1

[oak furnace]

I almost waited

[lone glade]

[thin jasper]

Vardy on the rise 🔥

[earnest torrent]

Is Triple Fulham a good idea or just scrap it?

Cause if I get Muniz for Solanke thats my situation

[zenith jolt]

Shouldve bought muniz before the rise

But yeah hes the clear replacement

Treat the assets individually

[lavish parcel]

muniz makes sense just for enabling budget

allows me to do soemthing nice next week

(even with the rise)

[oak furnace]

Murphy to Eze this week who says no?

[lone glade]

thats a decent transfer

[oak furnace]

Yes I'm still weighing it up

[oak furnace]

For a hit it's made it a bit harder

I'm still leaning towards it being worth

[lone glade]

jota will start gw2 right

[oak furnace]

Yeh I don't see why he gets benched

[violet temple]

Yea

[lone glade]

that's me done

[oak furnace]

3 hours until deadline

Still need to decide how I go

[violet temple]

Oh it's early deadline

I have to decide muniz vs mateta

Leaning more towards mateta

[lavish parcel]

https://x.com/jackellyffc/status/1826962032320479626

Jack Kelly (@jackellyffc) on X

Silva: "We are going to sign a forward player for sure." #FFC

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 12:37 PM

this is concerning

but I imagine it's more likely to be a winger, not a CF

[violet temple]

Why would he mention striker tho

Oh nvm

[lone glade]

it doesnt say striker

[violet temple]

I read wrong

[lone glade]

"forward"

[little delta]

why not

[slim bane]

🔐 since before gw1 started

[acoustic edge]

so tempted by TC tbh

[slim bane]

oh right

I forgor

Tempting

might ask coin

[acoustic edge]

i just think there are less dgws than ever and more chips

[slim bane]

it’s a go

[acoustic edge]

and now at least we know haaland is 90xmjns and his xgi is predicted to be +1

[violet temple]

I think it's too early + isn't there a chance that there could be more than 2 dgws?

[acoustic edge]

just what is mystery chip likely to be

[acoustic edge]

2 dgws js the projected

[violet temple]

One week tc one week bb works no?

And then fh on the blank

[acoustic edge]

mystery chip

[violet temple]

And worse case u can tc haaland when he's playing Leicester or soton at home

[acoustic edge]

we don’t know abt fitness then lol

[slim bane]

let’s goooooo

[violet temple]

We don't know anything about that

[violet temple]

He still has 5 chances to play relegation sides surely that's enough security

[acoustic edge]

this is his best SGW the whole szn

and we KNOW he has secure xmisn

[violet temple]

Won't Southampton be a better one

[latent depot]

Chris Wood goal would surely bank me 0.1 when I sell after GW3

[violet temple]

U could tc captain him I just think it's better to wait

[acoustic edge]

ipswich ekes it out by like .4 ev or smth

[violet temple]

fairs then u could tc him

I'd rather keep it in case of more dgws in the season

[slim bane]

Lowkey annoyed the Muniz wood ppl can chase a .1 increase in TV now actually

meanwhile isak

[cerulean cape]

wood one more goal from profit

can see a scenario people go muniz to wood net week

(although they can't afford this now)

[lavish parcel]

not worried about forest bringing someone in?

[lavish parcel]

gonna be honest I had no idea palmer was hurt

[oak furnace]

Wtf when

[lavish parcel]

bruno owners about to get gandhied

[cerulean cape]

people only look at the points column

[latent depot]

can't wait to gain 5% rank cos I didn't take a hit

[little delta]

haaland 200+ eo or under predictions?

[acoustic edge]

under ezpz

[little delta]

cos i see some tc

[cerulean cape]

under

[latent depot]

Haaland 55% ownership by deadline, broken down by 5% Salah, 30% cap, 20% TC, so 55+30+40 = 125% EO

[cerulean cape]

55x3 is less than 200 also

he'll be under for engaged managers too cos those people are unlikely to use tc

[latent depot]

I overestimated TC to compensate for prob >55% and <5% Salah

but I'd bet around 125% EO

[acoustic edge]

less likely

[latent depot]

low key enjoying Fantasy Challenge as I can pick players who I don't own as an emotional hedge

[acoustic edge]

10+ ev 🙏🙏🙏

[little delta]

haaland 125% eo v ipswich really

[latent depot]

need Murphy/Gordon returns or they might drop fucking Schar

[cerulean cape]

he's 55% owned

[latent depot]

maffs

[cerulean cape]

even if everyone capped, he'd be on 110%

really not hard to understand lol

[latent depot]

125% is honestly high, prob 120% +/- 5%

[cerulean cape]

if you want engaged manager eo, it'd be like 170-180%

[latent depot]

a lot of people talking about TC, probably not as many will do it

[cerulean cape]

89% of content creators own him in the league

factor in people who won't even log in gw2

and won't ca first gw

[latent depot]

yeah, his ownership will be 90% among engaged, 80% cap, 10% TC minus a few who go for Salah, so 170-180 is on the money

[lavish parcel]

league EO will be like 160

was 83 last week

[latent depot]

how many took hits to get him tho

decent number of casuals in this Discord

[lavish parcel]

can't tell yet

we will get the dossier

thanks to your strly

[latent depot]

gonna miss deadline, family walk set my F1 fantasy and challenge, obv was already set for GW2 by GW1 kick off

[zenith jolt]

In the airport contemplating tc rn

[lavish parcel]

I think I once made a free hit team on a plane

[latent depot]

flip a coin if you haven't decided at this point

[lavish parcel]

it was fh18 into 19

the week before stones 27 pointer

[acoustic edge]

10+ ev 🤤🤤

[latent depot]

Gvardiol near rise is wild, maybe people reinvesting 1.5 from Solankle

Porro owners were robbed of a possible +0.2 by xLimp

[oak furnace]

It sucks

[cerulean cape]

https://x.com/FootyAccums/status/1827041305748541479?t=39qXcx4qWGb1NBPECoF_pA&s=19

Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) on X

Jermaine Jenas will NOT be on TNT Sports this weekend ❌

It will be Ally McCoist on co-commentary for Brighton vs Man Utd ✅

(The Mirror)

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 5:52 PM

Ally yes

https://x.com/FplSignature/status/1827258230579589140?t=2ZpxOIb4KQ8frd5hsjdRQg&s=19

FPLSignature 🇲🇾 (@FplSignature) on X

Rico Lewis Owner 😬
Oh no ! #fpl

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 8:14 AM

[lavish parcel]

is this dude a known leaker?

nvm

anyway

just bought muniz

[cerulean cape]

His own socials

Got walker for Lewis on draft

[slim bane]

Any important leaks

[cerulean cape]

Can we use one of these for using ft gw2

[slim bane]

Suddenly feeling jerky

Foden against Ipswich my god

[lavish parcel]

don't do it

[cerulean cape]

Yes if he is leaked

[lavish parcel]

(I have foden in draft)

[slim bane]

Why not right

[cerulean cape]

Murphy to foden good move

[acoustic edge]

low-key wanna tc

[silent jasper]

Would be peak FPL if Foden outscore Haaland by a landslide

[slim bane]

Sell Gordon or diaz

Or

[prime plinth]

Start mykolenko or Quansah to Gvardiol for a hit as a long term play

[slim bane]

TAA to Lewis and 7.5 to Foden is a play

fuckkkk

why did I suddenly activate brain

[prime plinth]

So Foden is starting I assume

[prime plinth]

Nah Rico is starting everygame this season

[acoustic edge]

u turned it off ibr

[cerulean cape]

https://x.com/FplSignature/status/1827258230579589140?t=2ZpxOIb4KQ8frd5hsjdRQg&s=19

FPLSignature 🇲🇾 (@FplSignature) on X

Rico Lewis Owner 😬
Oh no ! #fpl

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 8:14 AM

Personal account is telling imo

[slim bane]

The one in fpl chat tho

[cerulean cape]

Which one

Not trusting that lol

[little delta]

munoz more upside than robinson we think?

[lone glade]

you guys triple captaning?

[cerulean cape]

Why do you own munoz if yoi bench him in a home game

[slim bane]

Yes

[little delta]

because I have robinson porro and taa too

[slim bane]

but also should I?

[lone glade]

no

[slim bane]

any 5M and under def will do

[cerulean cape]

Why do you own Robinson if you're benching vs Leicester

[slim bane]

Why not

[cerulean cape]

Do it pussy

[slim bane]

I lowkey don’t think pool clean

[little delta]

I can only start one

[slim bane]

Alternatively is sell isak for someone

[little delta]

I feel like robinson will flop and munoz does well

[slim bane]

Tempting

[cerulean cape]

I have a feeling we don't see ayy after gw7

[lone glade]

dunno if i should tc tbf

[cerulean cape]

Did you ask Andy

Same question was asked

He said bench munoz

[acoustic edge]

i lowkey want to

w have 2 mins

[little delta]

Then i’ll start munoz

[cerulean cape]

0 temptations

[lone glade]

it's only gw2 surely we get better chances

[cerulean cape]

2 > 1

[little delta]

Did whu look good last week v villa?

[acoustic edge]

we lose out on 1 ev but potentially gain later

idk

[cerulean cape]

Ish

[lone glade]

fuck it not triple captaining

[zenith jolt]

El triple capitano activado

[little delta]

I started munoz

Come on palace

[cerulean cape]

If haaland scores a hat trick I'm still happy

Would never regret no tc tbh

[slim bane]

Last minute panic

I nearly got in cucu smh

[cerulean cape]

Gw6 plans dead bt gw2

Love it

[prime plinth]

Solanke to Muniz. No gvardiol for Quansah

[slim bane]

Accelerating the plan

[prime plinth]

Solanke really messed up things

[slim bane]

Foden in earlier

[little delta]

Feel like leicester is scoring v fulham

[prime plinth]

I like Foden but I couldn't justify a hit

I was going to consider him if Solanke issue didn't come up

[cerulean cape]

Leicester to become my 2nd team if they cuck spurs and Fulham

[lavish parcel]

ayy sold TRENT>???

for a hit??????

[prime plinth]

Ipswich shown enough against Liverpool 1st half for me to think they'll do better than people think

[lavish parcel]

he's back everyone

[cerulean cape]

Garnacho not starting

The leaks were fake

So lewis and foden leaks also fake

[slim bane]

fuckkkk

[lone glade]

ayy is retiring

just do it now

[prime plinth]

Ngl the Lewis pick is extremely questionable

I get it for short term wc though

[slim bane]

Yea it’ll be a planned Ft soon methinks

[acoustic edge]

wow i acc bottled

[slim bane]

just that idk who else to trust short term

[slim bane]

crazy right

[lone glade]

lets see if muniz cooks

[prime plinth]

I get the upside. Losing Trent though seems tough. I might need him in gw4

Just hoping Liverpool continue to be questionable defensively and actually concede. Got lucky against Ipswich

[zenith jolt]

Where are my fellow triple cappers

[slim bane]

[prime plinth]

Brentford should easily score tbh

[slim bane]

Anfield tho

For me it was to do either isak to Wissa first or TAA down

[prime plinth]

Brentford are so good on the counter

[slim bane]

couldn’t bring myself to get Wissa with those fix

[zenith jolt]

Did ya

[prime plinth]

Especially with Mbeumo and schade

Schade is going to cause havok running in behind on that side

[slim bane]

Yep

[zenith jolt]

Nice

Not just me and rawand

[lavish parcel]

haaland 155% in the league

[cerulean cape]

https://twitter.com/FPLFocal/status/1827294715911233929

FPL Focal (@FPLFocal) on X

Trippier sold Haaland ➡ Watkins yesterday, then changed his mind and sold Isak ➡ Haaland for a hit this morning 😂

via https://t.co/9D2TF8Ff9J

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 10:39 AM

No isak? 👀

[oak furnace]

lmao haaland for a hit

wait he sold isak

wtf

[acoustic edge]

gordon etc still have isak

calma

[cerulean cape]

yea

all kepy him

[violet temple]

Did any1 get mateta here?

[cerulean cape]

https://x.com/FPLMaineRoad/status/1827303199931338944?t=LrOoCdkovX4UfsVqMdxEew&s=19

FPL MCFC (@FPLMaineRoad) on X

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 11:13 AM

@slim bane this seems bad for you

For lewis

Gvardiol bench could happen too tbh

Not feeling too smug yet

[slim bane]

I thought about it, what would happen if Lewis is benched

I was ok with THB coming in so I did the move

[latent depot]

Wait wtf, you took a hit?

[slim bane]

yea

gw3 looks garbage wtf

[lavish parcel]

been saying it for a while

[cerulean cape]

Not seeing ayy after gw7

[lavish parcel]

there's 4 or 5 fixtures between two top-half teams

(depends on how you slice it)

[slim bane]

depends on today

[lavish parcel]

that said

I do kinda want saka next week

but that would require a wc4

[cerulean cape]

What a team

[latent depot]

Wait wtf Ayy took a -4 to remove TRENT?

[oak furnace]

Gw3 cook

[slim bane]

yea

I didn’t think they would clean these two games so

[oak furnace]

Wtf why get rid of him

[little delta]

Are u keeping porro?

I have him too

[oak furnace]

not sure yet

i might go to a villa defender

[little delta]

same

[oak furnace]

we'll see

ill do some calcs

need more info from this gw

[little delta]

i can keep porro since i also have robinson/munoz/taa but villa have great fix

[slim bane]

after today maybe

holy fucked I’m actually so done

[silent jasper]

wow I feel bad for your Foden pick

[cerulean cape]

Rip

Means he's injured as well

If not in squad

[slim bane]

Yea fuck off

Should’ve gone kdb

[lavish parcel]

Ayy you are not alone buddy

[cerulean cape]

Who else

[lavish parcel]

[slim bane]

You didn’t take a hit for Foden surely

While selling TAA

[lavish parcel]

Son to Foden

[slim bane]

Only im that stupid

[cerulean cape]

Lewis will be interesting

[slim bane]

TAA Gordon definitely outscores Lewis by 4

[cerulean cape]

I cant see him starting

With the walker insta

[lavish parcel]

Fuck man

This game

[cerulean cape]

I did walker for Lewis in draft

[lavish parcel]

Pep said nothing about Foden tho

[slim bane]

fuck off

[lavish parcel]

He said rodri was out, Savio not fully fit

[slim bane]

kdb was right there and i went with foden

he better have changed his name or some shit

[lavish parcel]

Still waiting for the actual lineup before I get sad

[cerulean cape]

Called himself fodeez

[slim bane]

siuuu\

[slim bane]

nah ive moved on to anger and acceptance

it is what it is

[cerulean cape]

At least team anal have bruno and pedro this game

And both blanking

[prime plinth]

Bruno cooking

Just give me one goal is all I ask

[kind egret]

Bruno has the ingredients but Man Utd fails to cook

[prime plinth]

Amad been horrible

Had the easy pass to Bruno. His general play just been poor though

"easy". Coping just a little

[kind egret]

you burnt the steak fool

[cerulean cape]

Fuck

Lewis

[lavish parcel]

Harwood Bellis better score vs forest

He's my auto sub for Foden

[slim bane]

[oak furnace]

So annoyed I missed Rico Lewis

People own Foden?

[slim bane]

@lavish parcel thank fuck

[latent depot]

Hearing Gabriel benched?

[slim bane]

its just illness

what the fuckkk

[lavish parcel]

Holy shit thank you

[latent depot]

Same City XI

[lavish parcel]

I wish I kept son for GW2

sonny throught the middle

idk how I feel about that

[slim bane]

pls say sike rn

[lavish parcel]

Edouard for Kamada let's go

[slim bane]

i only know gabriel jesus didnt travel

[lavish parcel]

kamada benched???

[cerulean cape]

Not surprising if eze cam

[cedar hull]

Analcord in meltdown

[lavish parcel]

UH OH

or maybe...

nope

[cerulean cape]

Still early

Celebrate at ft

[lone glade]

you in the server?

[lavish parcel]

or not at ft

3 minutes after

when united get a late penalty

(again)

[cedar hull]

No i just managed to get a screenshot of their match chat 10 minutes ago 👍

[cedar hull]

11*

[slim bane]

hahhahaha

celebrate NOW

[lavish parcel]

looooooool

I mean pedro's still on but whatever

[slim bane]

Sanagre can match him surely

[cedar hull]

Time to pump out that wildcard content

[lavish parcel]

people who talk about EV in every message actually have no friends

[cerulean cape]

1 person in elite 64 analytics has jota

93% had bruno

[oak furnace]

Bruno owners actually mud

[lavish parcel]

ONE

ONE person

that's tragic man

[cerulean cape]

Yes

[prime plinth]

I'm already over fpl

[cerulean cape]

Jota red card matches bruno

[prime plinth]

Wtf

Bruno taken off? Zirkzee you Muppet😭

[lavish parcel]

Bruno to Mbeumo done, fuck this bs

is it time to send this again

[prime plinth]

I'm just cursed

Bruno over 1 xg and now this from Zirkzee. Idek what to say anymore

[cerulean cape]

How is a player blanking for 2 weeks a curse

[lavish parcel]

Utd stopped scoring under ten hag man

[prime plinth]

Quansah subbed at 45 before cs. Solanke... Palmer assist denied by Jackson being off

[lavish parcel]

With ole, we saw some goals

[prime plinth]

Cursed is just hyperbole but I'm getting cooked by this stuff

[lavish parcel]

Ten hag playstyle is so bad

[slim bane]

-4 to bring Foden in for TAA

and Foden is ill

[acoustic edge]

yo mcgrr thoughts on investing in the indian stock market long term? has their projected growth been priced in or is it an ezpz emerging market

[cerulean cape]

Pick players from bad teams, shock pikachu face when they blank

[prime plinth]

Tbf idk why you did that tbh

-4 to take out Trent?

[cerulean cape]

Haaland over saka and salah, foden out for -4

How many points total gonna cost you

[prime plinth]

Either way it is a long season. Extremely unlucky with some picks so far

[cedar hull]

Just over 1gw and everyones in meltdown

Fpl is back

[prime plinth]

The way my picks are not getting points is the worst part

[cerulean cape]

I'm bored of fpl too

Nothing to do til gw4

[oak furnace]

Wtf you did that?

[slim bane]

Yea

Last minute I thought of the overall plan

Decided to advance the Foden move

cos it’s Ipswich bruh

he’d have cooked

[cerulean cape]

Lewis in any long term plan is a good joke

[latent depot]

Bro thought it was F1

[little delta]

Good game no cs bruno blank pedro blank

[cerulean cape]

Fuck sake

Carstyy

[lavish parcel]

annnnd analcord wins

[little delta]

bro pedro

Ffs

[cerulean cape]

It's ok

Bruno blanked

That was more important

[little delta]

Yeah

[cerulean cape]

Decent amount played esr over him too

[silent jasper]

what was his EO?

[cerulean cape]

No idea

[latent depot]

Should be 8, Welbeck 9

-1 to United defence is nice

[little delta]

Pedro hit my rank down 200k

[violet temple]

Pedro goals a bit annoying

[cerulean cape]

73% played him

In elite analytics

[silent jasper]

ohh, that's pretty high

[cerulean cape]

43% in normal analytics league

Tbh if you said pedro and bruno combine for 10 I would have taken before game

Especially bruno didnt get the 8

[silent jasper]

yes

[cerulean cape]

I'm content

[cedar hull]

That marking omg

[cerulean cape]

Bakar discovered variance today

[latent depot]

Now he can explain it to his subscribers

[cerulean cape]

There's another $60

[lavish parcel]

E^2V - (EV)^2

[cerulean cape]

annoyingly pedro got 90 mins

that was unexpected

maybe he is a good option on wc4

[cedar hull]

Wood to pedro looks on then

[oak furnace]

Lmao

[lone glade]

hhaha

[oak furnace]

City clean mud

[lone glade]

gvard mudded

[cedar hull]

Ayy might have made the worst gw2 transfers of all time

[lavish parcel]

I love szmodics

[cedar hull]

Hes so good

[cerulean cape]

this is good for haaland

[lavish parcel]

he destroyed me in gaffr last year

johnson return omds

[cedar hull]

Solanke made me go no johnson

Would have loved him otherwise

[prime plinth]

These Haaland owners about to be saved by a pen cba

[cerulean cape]

ffs muniz

[cedar hull]

Its leicester

Who ass muniz

Wait it was

[oak furnace]

Perling paaland

[cerulean cape]

oh fake

lol

[cedar hull]

Kdb goal

Ayy in the mud

[lavish parcel]

still can't believe someone snuck a fake goal in a real goal

that is

but you get banned in the end anyway

[cerulean cape]

tbf it was good lol

so many baited

[slim bane]

fucks sake

the idea was ther

[prime plinth]

Someone said Muniz scored and I celebrated

[slim bane]

e

[cedar hull]

Savinho the new doku

[prime plinth]

I'm so cooked after Haaland pen

[lavish parcel]

it made me check sofa

[prime plinth]

Why'd they have to concede such an avoidable pen man

[cedar hull]

Haaland again

[prime plinth]

Mahrez*

[cerulean cape]

nice

[lavish parcel]

oh szmodics

ohhhh szmodics

you did this

[cedar hull]

Fair play tc

I considered it

[cerulean cape]

no regret for tc

[prime plinth]

Yeah I'll cya next season

[lavish parcel]

you invoked the wrath of the viking gods

[cedar hull]

But not worth sgw

[prime plinth]

I'm on fire

[slim bane]

esr

[cerulean cape]

bad

but not muniz

at least

[lavish parcel]

what an insane gw

[cerulean cape]

most played esr or jp

[cedar hull]

Esr has higher eo than muniz

[slim bane]

if i had gone kdb over foden its at least 8 points huh

50/50 calls costing me 33 points so far

[prime plinth]

Now esr. I'm so done for

[oak furnace]

Esr yay

[lavish parcel]

tfw the johnson assist might just be undone by the goals conceded points

[oak furnace]

Never in doubt

[oak furnace]

That's fine at least he got an assist

[prime plinth]

In the end starting with Haaland and Salah was the best option

[cedar hull]

Son goal @lavish parcel

[lavish parcel]

oh my GOODNESS

[cedar hull]

Youre so back

[slim bane]

cookingggg

[lavish parcel]

might still sell him for saka next week

[slim bane]

retirement delayed

[lavish parcel]

[slim bane]

[lavish parcel]

eh

that's friday's problem

Why did I sell Son

[slim bane]

haaland tc just about making up for all my other mistakes

[cedar hull]

Solanke out against everton injured defence, who did you sell for

[lavish parcel]

Foden

yikes

[latent depot]

Son scoring GW2 so much better than GW1, maximum schadenfreude for those who took him out

[prime plinth]

Not owning Son is pain

[lavish parcel]

So pissed

This is what I meant when I said Son is unpredictable

Fuck man

[cerulean cape]

need leicester and everton miracle goals

[latent depot]

Lewis owners deserved this

[lavish parcel]

Need THB to keep a cs vs forest

bruno to savinho is gonna be a popular move

[latent depot]

🪵 2 shots already, why not brace

[lavish parcel]

I did Bruno to Mbeumo just after the utd game

[zenith jolt]

[slim bane]

4.0 def rotation would’ve been peng

[cedar hull]

I wanna know what the casuals would do if both salah and haaland haul

[little delta]

come on

i started munoz @cerulean cape

[cerulean cape]

good good

i said munoz too

tbf

leicester are goat

killed porro and robinson cs

[little delta]

i knew leicester is good

i had a feeling, no way robinson is cleaning

need this palace cs

[latent depot]

Everyone has Robinson anyway, Quansah to Robinson/Lewis managers are cursed tho

[silent jasper]

Ipswich killed City cs too, can they be considered as goat as well? Especially since its at Etihad

[cerulean cape]

i own gvard so no

but fine

i trade gvard cs for robinson/porro cs wipe

[latent depot]

Yeah, City defence EO is higher now

GW1 clean sheet was big

[cerulean cape]

need dcl to score

[lavish parcel]

pretty happy with that first half

[little delta]

haaalnd carried

[oak furnace]

Quansah to Lewis managers seething too

Need an Eze return otherwise my hit was useless

[little delta]

my double palace cs is alive, and porro alive too

and i guess eze and muniz is doing well

[oak furnace]

Robinson looked like he got injured but I hope he plays out the game

[fleet oracle]

Hoping Muniz blanks personally. I went solanke > Jackson cause I’m different

[little delta]

imagine robinson 1 pter

[little delta]

jackson?!

[oak furnace]

Yeh rip

[fleet oracle]

Yeah, he had .56 xGi vs city, surely he converts something vs wolves

[little delta]

Would be good

[little delta]

He could be benched no?

[oak furnace]

Need Eze and Muniz return

[fleet oracle]

Yeah, but played 65mins vs city. Seems to be a starter. Thats all I have to go on

[little delta]

Same

Bro eze is so good i swear

So unlucky gw1 and this gw

[fleet oracle]

And I didn’t like any of the other forward choices. JP owners so lucky

[cerulean cape]

Yea I need eze from gw4 lol

[lavish parcel]

would've had eze from the start if there wasn't still a chance of him leaving

352 might be the meta on wc4 ngl

[cerulean cape]

if no watkins then 352 clear

[oak furnace]

That's why I got him this week figured these next 2 were just as good to own for

[cerulean cape]

i didn't like first 3

apart from today

but he looks so good

[oak furnace]

Chelsea are shite

[cerulean cape]

gw4 must own

[oak furnace]

Felt like he was a better own than Murphy so risked the hit

[little delta]

eze is crazy

[oak furnace]

Looking good rn

[lavish parcel]

lmaooooo

[little delta]

72k brev

[lavish parcel]

bonus 1 didn't even render

[cerulean cape]

-12 it's like 98 points i think

[oak furnace]

Early rank doesn't even matter

I just decided to send the tc

I scored 75 last week

So 120 points so far

[slim bane]

sanagre had one job

fucks sake

[prime plinth]

Thanks for that finish Muniz

[little delta]

what happened

[slim bane]

blasted it

[prime plinth]

Missed from close

[little delta]

If muniz and eze finished their chances i would be winning fpl

[lavish parcel]

if I picked the best players every week I would have won each of the last 6 seasons

[little delta]

Ffs

Palace

[lavish parcel]

well that's one CS down

all on porro now

haaland is actually sabotaging the hatty

[cerulean cape]

it got worse and worse lol

[cedar hull]

Robinson ass i think

[cerulean cape]

fuck me there was a fake porro shout

for that 4th goal

[oak furnace]

How do palace lose 2-0

Murphy to Eze -4 has to be my worst move of all time

Johnson legit scored 4 on my bench against city

Got FOMO of eze

Think I just went too far with my thinking

[cerulean cape]

didn';t tc buyt still happy

[lavish parcel]

oh yeah for sur

[lone glade]

haaland

[lavish parcel]

I feel like this is the first season where ther's been tons of discourse around TCing in a SGW

all because there are fewer DGWs

[cerulean cape]

fine tbh

especially with mystery chip

i was ok with both sides

but never considered

[lavish parcel]

whatever

[cerulean cape]

ye

we own at least

this is why we own tho

knew they could happenb

feel bad for salah owners

only 4 played for me

hendo, gvard, wood, haaland

[lavish parcel]

just nice for haaland points to mean something

even though points are worth the same regardless of ownership

[cerulean cape]

yea true

some good today

eze/bruno blank

robinson getting jammy ass is annoyinh

[little delta]

ffs palace disappointing again

[cerulean cape]

porro cs is fine, esr goal is w/e

muniz blank

eze is gonna drop in price

too high ownership

and 2 blanks

[lavish parcel]

absolutely

[lone glade]

ffs

[cerulean cape]

same for bruno

[lone glade]

upgrade eze time

[lavish parcel]

casuals will go to savinho for sure

[cerulean cape]

maybe bruno/eze to son/esr

can see that

[lavish parcel]

or mitoma

[latent depot]

Wood/Hendo 1 pointers

[cerulean cape]

wood matched muniz, it's ok

[lavish parcel]

nope

yc

[latent depot]

lol Muniz got 1?

[prime plinth]

Punished for not owning Sonny. What a finish for the second goal

[cerulean cape]

1 vs 2 is same

both blanked

[thin jasper]

I mean no one owns him anyway

[prime plinth]

No Haaland is fine but only if my picks do well... Picks are struggling

[lavish parcel]

just noticed the players stop glowing when their game's over

nice feature

though it does take a few minutes to set

[prime plinth]

Mykolenko -1 for me or?

[cerulean cape]

0

mcneil 25 bps?

gana next with 8

wtf did mcneil do

[prime plinth]

I'm so cooked

[cerulean cape]

mark sutherns is doing motd challenge btw, he doesn't own haaland

[silent jasper]

I wonder when does Everton players come back from injury, I am gonna suffer my Myko price drop

[prime plinth]

Robinson cold

[lavish parcel]

oh dear

is he streaming it?

[prime plinth]

Muniz not cold

[cerulean cape]

fuck me this is actually cooked

[lavish parcel]

that's gonna be hilarious

[cerulean cape]

yea blackbox

[prime plinth]

Ik the picks aren't ideal but definitely a tough go of it

[cerulean cape]

how many points

[lavish parcel]

at least his forest won

[cerulean cape]

oh true

[prime plinth]

Missing son and kdb was the L. No Haaland wouldn't matter if I have one of those hauls and Salah does ok

[lavish parcel]

59 after bonus

done for today

[prime plinth]

No Porro big mistake

[cerulean cape]

oh he had son and esr/robinson/porro and pedro

[silent jasper]

same

[cerulean cape]

he had a great week lmao

[prime plinth]

Tottenham winning the league obviously

[lavish parcel]

salah cap?

[cerulean cape]

• no haaland

minus(

[silent jasper]

relax man its just 2 weeks

[lavish parcel]

- put a \ before it

[cerulean cape]

yea ty

[oak furnace]

My guy originally said bench Solanke for sangare and then next week go Solanke and porro to Watkins 4.0

Instead I decided to get trigger happy and go Solanke Murphy to Muniz Eze
Lost -4 points on those two moves before Murphy even plays

[cerulean cape]

porro isn't getting another 6 points in next 3 games

[lavish parcel]

yeah

[cerulean cape]

these were the good fixtures

[silent jasper]

their fixtures turns right?

[lavish parcel]

and he returned in both

[cerulean cape]

15 is dece

[lavish parcel]

job done

[cerulean cape]

but ft

so 11

owners will keep tho now

[prime plinth]

Why didn't I keep Son man. Have this Palmer fraud

[oak furnace]

I fucked it lads

[earnest torrent]

robinson's my hero

[lavish parcel]

not sure how I'm gonna navigate the newcastle-spurs fixture

[oak furnace]

Luckily I used my TC on haaland so I have a fake rank

[earnest torrent]

hopefully he gets 3 bonus before the GW ends

[cerulean cape]

you're like 200k how

[lavish parcel]

there isn't an obvious other fixture to target next week

[prime plinth]

No comment

[lavish parcel]

maybe arsenal guys against brighton

[oak furnace]

If I trusted my original move I would be 4 points better off with Murphy still to play

[lavish parcel]

but that locks you into wc4

[cerulean cape]

i worked it out

[oak furnace]

And have a way to get Watkins next week

Now I have no way to get Watkins

[silent jasper]

Fulham, because they face Ipswich away

[cerulean cape]

tbf if salah scores once only, that's like 10 points

only 7 behind

[oak furnace]

And took a hit for no reason

[cerulean cape]

not even bad

[prime plinth]

I expected a tougher week but some of the picks failed me. If I had Son or Kdb I wouldn't even care

[lavish parcel]

think I'm definitely going 352 when I wc

but then there aren't even 5 clear mids

[cerulean cape]

i still want haaland/watkins/pedro

but depends on watkiins money

[prime plinth]

Bruno and Solanke has been such a disaster. Prevented that option of premium defender or Son

[lavish parcel]

son to saka and wc4 is the aggressive play

but not entirely sold

[prime plinth]

Muniz hopefully does something gw3