RMT - 11.3 ITB, 1FT

[silk torrent]

like 70th min subs

that type of business

but their best player benched for a rusty barnes

i dont see that

[vague hearth]

didn’t want to sell richy till son was back but

only move that shouts at me

[silk torrent]

it's a time where you have to sell players you like it feels

[vague hearth]

porro to ake aswell

yeah none of my team warrant being sold

How do you lot have so much budget

Bro is pulling money out of his ass

But yeah I may just have to do haaland straight in for Watkins or roll

that’s a downgrade

My only 2 options

i also have only 7 attackers

[silk torrent]

if i do foden in my plan next week over KDB

[vague hearth]

saves like 1.5 mil

How much would you say a 8th attacker should be

[silk torrent]

i'm flexible to do basically whatever i want for the DGW

[vague hearth]

sub 4.5 ideally

that plays

[silk torrent]

archer the goat

[vague hearth]

mcatee>

[silk torrent]

he's got a 6pter this season

for me

[vague hearth]

Hineshelwood is a good one

[silk torrent]

there was a gw archer and kabore fcking feasted

[vague hearth]

mcatee the best one in midfield

4.4

starts and is on pens we think

unless mcburine plays

[silk torrent]

this hurt me back in gw11 lol

[vague hearth]

i benched kabore aswell

Why have 7 attackers when you can have 8

can’t play them all

[silk torrent]

this also sucked in gw19 lol

gw18 actually

i played archer for gw19 and he got me a sweet treat 5 pter

[vague hearth]

my only benching haul this season was this week and last week

Areola 10 Oooh ter on the bench

thankfully last i got 2/3

GW17 was my best by far

this week

[silk torrent]

My philsophy currently is dead ahh bench bar one rotational defender

i don't see a reason to do it any other way

so i can watch pts rot on my bench?

i think not

[vague hearth]

and waste money

My wc didn’t do very well

oh you don’t even want to know my wildcard week

[silk torrent]

this was my best GW

[vague hearth]

what did you guys get gw20

[silk torrent]

ignore almiron lol

i got 83

[vague hearth]

i wildcarded that week

53

[silk torrent]

ouch

[vague hearth]

70

[silk torrent]

6 below avg

[vague hearth]

was below saftey by 30

[silk torrent]

that must've blown the rank

[vague hearth]

Me and redsix both went with son captaincy

75k to 250k yeah

[silk torrent]

yeah and then salah feasted

smh

[vague hearth]

We thought we was cooking untill salah hauled

yeah you had a bad week too

This was the week I went out the cup

[vague hearth]

That week I took a -4, salah > Bowen

[silk torrent]

my wildcard sucked but it set me up nicely for the weeks to come

i would say i'm a better manager since that lol

[vague hearth]

At least more than average

almiron>gordon stung

ik it

Tc week

you don’t have triple cap

oh fuck

I took a -16 that week too

[silk torrent]

yeaaaa i went on to pickup gordon in gw12 then

[vague hearth]

Nope

[silk torrent]

12 pter tc

damn

[vague hearth]

ouch

[silk torrent]

i've only had 3 red arrows since my WC in gw8 so

[vague hearth]

I took a -16 which made it worse

[silk torrent]

that went well enough

[vague hearth]

i’m 2/2 for red arrows since my wildcard

It was haaland vs sheff utd away

[silk torrent]

that hurts the soul

[vague hearth]

had 10 reds in last 13 weeks

I thought he would haul

i was 7k gw12

fall off is crazy

Guys

I need this Man City game to go well

[silk torrent]

Up to GW18 i was having some big GWs

[vague hearth]

Also me and baki made a bet

[silk torrent]

it's been a slow proces since

[silk torrent]

this is earth shattering news

[vague hearth]

If KDB hauls he puts a Nico Jackson pfp

[silk torrent]

decent chance of that

[vague hearth]

If kdb blanks I can’t talk to u for a whole week

[silk torrent]

gw12 must've felt glorious

[silk torrent]

to me? lmaooo

[vague hearth]

Yup

[vague hearth]

it did. international break too

i heard about this bet

[silk torrent]

that's a hilarious bet

i'm not even on here as much the last week tbh

[vague hearth]

Not like im going to loose

[vague hearth]

do you get to give him any pfp?

[silk torrent]

this is my legal speak coming out here but if you didn't quantify what a haul is

[vague hearth]

it’s only a return i think

[silk torrent]

he might finesse you

[vague hearth]

Nah it’s a Nicolas Jackson pfp for a week

[silk torrent]

a return is a fair term

[vague hearth]

is that final? should give him like an anime one

something really fucked

I might ask him for clarification

[silk torrent]

i'll whip out my contract law notes

get it in firm writing

you should've said an awful pfp

worse than jackson

[vague hearth]

What’s funnier is

should’ve been the one bindi had

Coop dog and Baki switched their names

[silk torrent]

did they

[vague hearth]

that’s jokes

[silk torrent]

can't keep up with the youths on here

[vague hearth]

Cuz I said your about to get mixed up with each other

Because coop dog has a Nico Jackson’s pic

This is gonna be me if I loose the bet

[silk torrent]

Alright imma bounce, let me pray tonight for a 1-0 burnley win

[vague hearth]

I wish the game was at like 12

[vague hearth]

40 with bowen and solanke

i’m cooked

[silk torrent]

brother i'm on 36

and i have those two and then areola

i'm finished

[vague hearth]

will finish around the same

can’t win on this game atm

sold nkunku too lmao

[silk torrent]

you got merked with that lol

[vague hearth]

didn’t get toney

had moreno

quick turnaround

no idea what to do though

[silk torrent]

yeah

i have to cook harder than ever for this next one

[vague hearth]

let’s see

next weeks

[silk torrent]

i'm actually in quite a decent spot to begin with

i'm really left with a headache over where to bring the city players in

[vague hearth]

yeah i’m in the same spot

well i have city

just don’t know who to get in general

saliba to ake bench porro?

[silk torrent]

could be a solid move, but i want to priortise kdb/foden/haaland and for budget purposes it's more likely foden haaland as a combo

[vague hearth]

Ngl idk what to do for me

[silk torrent]

i just hate that i'll be benching one of that midfield if i get haaland

[vague hearth]

yeah you’ll need haaland actually

Then didn’t get haaland

is it one or 2 moves you’ve got

[silk torrent]

2

[vague hearth]

thought so

[silk torrent]

i'm looking at the midfield and for now

it's saka or bowen out for foden

[vague hearth]

Bro saka easy benching for haaland

[silk torrent]

i don't know about easy

[vague hearth]

don’t do 8 attackers

you’ll want salah soon

Dooby I may need your help too

[silk torrent]

not soon enough to merit concern though i'm really focused on optimising for that DGW

[vague hearth]

tbh bowen and saka probably go in the next couple weeks anyway

foden and salah

But dooby I won the bet

let’s see the team

[silk torrent]

Good team

[vague hearth]

yeah it is

roll get haaland next week

1 ft tho

You think I should be ambitious and stick to nkunku captain?

i think you captain solanke

tbh

The last time I wanted to be ambitious I decided against it and eze hauled 14 points

nkunku not guaranteed a start

Last time he didn’t start against wolves and almost got 2 goals

I think I’ll take the risk

Redsix I think u should cap Gordon

[silk torrent]

i think luton just showed they aren't to be underestimated

solanke is my candidate currently

[vague hearth]

luton away from home are naff

[silk torrent]

or palmer v wolves

[vague hearth]

redsix you not going haaland?

[silk torrent]

oh shi yeah if i get him

i gotta cap

he'll be out to shit on brentford badly too

god what a transfer dilemma

[vague hearth]

gw23 archer to haaland
gw24 2 midfielders to lewis potter and salah

does that work

[silk torrent]

i mean it can work on paper but

i really don't think salah is guaranteed vital for 25 bc we don't know where he'll be injury wise

he was given 3-4 weeks

he might not even start both of the double

[vague hearth]

was pictured on pool training pitch earlier

2 and 1/2 weeks till gw25

Luton at home is diffrent to Luton away

Like complete contrast, at least when Chelsea played them

Dooby how many points did you get

Ur gw must’ve gone horrible

40

Not too bad then

10 below average

I’m on 48 including my hit

solanke and bowen

might scrap a grey if both return

A lot of people own solanke tho

50 eo

yeah if they both return

[silk torrent]

@topaz escarp

Jonas spit some top 100 wisdom for me please

i have 2FTs

[topaz escarp]

This stinks of Archer to Haaland

[silk torrent]

yeah that's one transfer

but my dilemma is that if i do a midfielder to a city option

i still have to bench someone good

[topaz escarp]

Oi! I’m not top 100

[silk torrent]

close enough

[topaz escarp]

Could do one of your defenders to a city def

Walker or something

[vague hearth]

Welcome to the club

[silk torrent]

do you think not having foden/kdb for next gw onwards would be a mistake though

[vague hearth]

Joan’s

[topaz escarp]

123 to be exact

[vague hearth]

Jonas

[topaz escarp]

What club

[silk torrent]

a nice number to be sure

[vague hearth]

I’m just saying welcome to the club the chat

Redsix rmt always turn into the club

[topaz escarp]

I would be worried to not own Foden. KDB is giving me somewhat of fomo as well

[silk torrent]

yes this is my thing

[topaz escarp]

Oh the club. Cheers 🍻

[silk torrent]

i'm definitely worried

[vague hearth]

you guys convinced by KDB?

Maybe saka to Foden

don’t like his minutes for a 10.5

[vague hearth]

Well he is 10.7 now

[topaz escarp]

Not convinced, but getting a bit of fomo

[silk torrent]

if you had to bring one foden/kdb into that midfield who would be getting dropped

[topaz escarp]

Probably Bowen or ag10 for me

[silk torrent]

ag10 is a real interesting nickname lol

[vague hearth]

KDB over Foden but Foden isnt bad for budget

[silk torrent]

bowen is who i think

[vague hearth]

gordon nice fix

[topaz escarp]

His car license plate says “ag10 boy”

[vague hearth]

thinking of buying personally

[silk torrent]

for me, i am not your level of expert, but gordon is a stay for me

[vague hearth]

Rolling id so boring

No risks in rolling

[silk torrent]

Bowen is also the most benchable of that midfield 5

[topaz escarp]

You could also just roll your second free

[silk torrent]

true

but city brentford reeks of goals

[topaz escarp]

One of my favorite things to play by is to let the others do the mistakes

Just prefer playing it safe

Boring is good

[vague hearth]

I don’t like playing it safe

[topaz escarp]

Some picks are risky for a reason

[silk torrent]

i'm in this position where i've scraped my last few greens by the skin of my teeth and now it's caught up to me with a red

[vague hearth]

Im capping nkunku against wolves

[silk torrent]

so i'm inclined to take a hard action for this GW

[vague hearth]

If not nkunku it’s gonna be KDB

[topaz escarp]

That’s not even a risk, that’s just dumb

[silk torrent]

Next GW

i mean

[vague hearth]

But currently got my eye set on nkunku

But gonna have to wait and see

[topaz escarp]

I don’t have a single top 100k gw rank this season. Playing it safe works

Only free risk shit I’ve done is having 3 chelsea defs for 5 weeks

[silk torrent]

@limpid hazel join my transfer debate

[vague hearth]

jonas how far are you off first?

[topaz escarp]

Let me see

[silk torrent]

my team is a little up if you scroll

[topaz escarp]

I’m guessing around 50-70 points

45 points off first place

2 points off top 100

-27 off top 1k

[silk torrent]

45

wow

[silk torrent]

impressive shit

[vague hearth]

leo got 124 last year

if you know him

[topaz escarp]

Oh yeah

[limpid hazel]

how much itb?

[topaz escarp]

Yeah I’ve talked with him about Allsvenskan fantasy

[vague hearth]

ekko got 19th a couple years back

[limpid hazel]

I wouldn't hate cutting watkins to afford haaland tbh

[vague hearth]

he’s now 4 mil

poor guy

[silk torrent]

11.3

like watkins to haaland saves me the hassle on a benching dilemma

[topaz escarp]

A dude from the analytics server is 2 overall rn

[silk torrent]

but he has sheffield. though he blanked against shu last time

[limpid hazel]

oh sweet thats quite alot

[vague hearth]

a lot has to go your way

got to be skilled too mind

[silk torrent]

yeah i can afford most moves

[topaz escarp]

And a friend of mine is 36 overall

[silk torrent]

i could afford saka to kdb and archer to haaland which i have pondered

[limpid hazel]

could brind kdb in for saka this week and watkins to haaland next week maybe?

[limpid hazel]

oh just do that

easy

[vague hearth]

you all just sick at fantasy games tf

[silk torrent]

his dad is like 29k or something smh

[limpid hazel]

actually that could be an issue with the gw29 blank

[topaz escarp]

Yeah of course. But there are still reasons people do well year after year. It’s luck to some degree and skill to some degree

[vague hearth]

that’s a gigachad move

[limpid hazel]

saka becomes a must if chelsea go out

[topaz escarp]

He dropped a bit this week. My dad is now about 45k

[vague hearth]

depends on chip strategy

[limpid hazel]

fh29 is a waste imo

[silk torrent]

your dad is better at fpl than most the discord anyway

myself included

[limpid hazel]

id rather use fts to get like 7-10 playing in 29

[topaz escarp]

He has played for longer than most of the server as well. He ain’t an amateur

[limpid hazel]

im going for XI

[topaz escarp]

We’ve competed for 11 years now

[limpid hazel]

then wildcarding closer to the doubles

[silk torrent]

true he's a veteran ig i gotta respect his name

[topaz escarp]

Big up Erik!

[vague hearth]

don’t think i’d play this without rivals tbf

makes it so much more entertaining

[topaz escarp]

I have none now. In my league with mates I’m like 200 points ahead of second place

[limpid hazel]

hmm could actually dead end into 34 and then setup a big bench boost for 37 then free hit 38

[silk torrent]

me and one of the lads in work are constantly neck and neck

but he cooked me this week alread

[topaz escarp]

Just competing for a good rank. Wouldn’t mind winning the Norwegian Liverpool supporters league tho

[silk torrent]

ready to get it back in blood next GW though

I assume we think Haaland is safely back in for next game?

[vague hearth]

yeah i dont play to combat them but it is a lot more amusing

[topaz escarp]

For winning that I get a signed kit from the whole team. Before it was an all inclusive trip to Liverpool, but they stopped doing it

[limpid hazel]

surely

[vague hearth]

like my mate laughed at me last night for moreno

and i laughed at him for nunez

[limpid hazel]

city cant fuck around any more dropped points is big trouble for them

[topaz escarp]

I’d assume so. Maybe we get more valuable info on Friday as well

[vague hearth]

Is nkunku a sell gw25?

all chelsea are imo

[topaz escarp]

So what you’re saying is that you’re a fake “Nkunku Believer”??????

[limpid hazel]

keeping palmer

[vague hearth]

I’ve got triple Chelsea

[vague hearth]

No I was just asking a question

[topaz escarp]

True, this is also something to take into consideration

[topaz escarp]

Prove that you’re not a fake believer and keep🥰🥰

[vague hearth]

Hm

[silk torrent]

my team is called darwizzy wanderers and i've not owned darwizzy once lol

[vague hearth]

redsix are you planning on getting salah?

[topaz escarp]

My team is named after my local pub😂

[silk torrent]

i just love him but if i got him for FPL he would make me even more annoyed when he does his antics

[topaz escarp]

I’ve had Darwin for way too long now

[silk torrent]

I'm not sure how soon

[vague hearth]

if you weren’t archer to haaland would be easy

[silk torrent]

if he doesn't look safe to play DGW25 then i won't get him for a while probably

[topaz escarp]

Exactly the case with me as well. I want him to succeed so bad, but things just never goes his way

[limpid hazel]

darwin having 1.74 xgi and walking out with 2 points

[silk torrent]

i had a fulltime job last season defending darwin from my mates

[topaz escarp]

A missed pen, yellow card, header in the woodwork, 10 shots and an assist. Shithousery

[limpid hazel]

least eventful nunez game

[silk torrent]

i actually love him but he is such a frustrating player a lot of the time

[vague hearth]

Who is a good 6.4 or under asset

[silk torrent]

he's beat the critics for the most part this season though for me

[limpid hazel]

also ngl I think im taking trent out in 26

[vague hearth]

Attacker wise

[limpid hazel]

bradley scaring me now

[topaz escarp]

I really liked him at benfica. Was lucky enough to watch him play live for them, bought myself a kit. Legit every kit I buy, the player turns out meh

[silk torrent]

trent out at some point is inevitable he's a budget hog

he got into my team on the merit of budget being a non-factor w/o salah and son

[topaz escarp]

My last 4 kits: Joe Cole😭, one with JFT96, Naby Keita and Darwin Nunez. Ffs

[vague hearth]

Guys who is a good 6.4 or under replacement for solanke

[silk torrent]

oh naby

[vague hearth]

yeah i think im selling taa gw26

to get son back basically

[silk torrent]

that's not a great figure to work with

[topaz escarp]

Surely no one else bought a Joe Cole kit

[vague hearth]

Should I just go Adebayo

For the double

[silk torrent]

i can't imagine so lol

[vague hearth]

And is a good 8th attacker

[topaz escarp]

Before that it was like Gerrard and Suarez that was my go to kits

Had a Micheal Owen kit as well. My dad burnt it when he left

[limpid hazel]

based

[vague hearth]

Gw 26 I would be playing with 8 men

Which would not be ideal

[silk torrent]

i had a uruguay kit for suarez

2014 i think it was

[topaz escarp]

Right in front of my eyes. Told me that’s what happens to traitors

[silk torrent]

loved that man differently

[topaz escarp]

I had exactly the same!

2014 uruagay, suarez kit

Think it was puma?

[silk torrent]

yeah puma hahah

i can't find it these days

but i loved it

[topaz escarp]

Yeah no clue where mine is eitger

[silk torrent]

him and cavani i was big on

for uruguay

[topaz escarp]

Suarez and Torres are my two fav pool players of all time

[silk torrent]

a girl i went to school with was sebastian coates cousin lol, on the topic of liverpool uruguayans

[topaz escarp]

Haha wow

[silk torrent]

a niche name in the liverpool books

[topaz escarp]

He had that scissor goal or whatever and just never heard from him again

[silk torrent]

yeah

played like a dozen games if even

[vague hearth]

@vague hearth do I buy mcatee for richy

[silk torrent]

do you what

[vague hearth]

Not this he

To free up funds

[topaz escarp]

I wouldn’t buy McAtee

[silk torrent]

i think i'm warming to the idea of saka to kdb, archer to haaland

[limpid hazel]

dont sell richy

[silk torrent]

but i hate the 8 attackers set up

[limpid hazel]

he has a double

[silk torrent]

he does?

[topaz escarp]

That seems like an alright plane, I wouldn’t want to sell Saka though

[vague hearth]

Well if your gonna do it do it wuick cuz KDB is gonna rise again

[vague hearth]

i wouldn’t

[silk torrent]

selling saka is probably not the safest move no

but budget wise i have exactly enough

[topaz escarp]

Not a confirmed double, no. Blank in 26 though

[limpid hazel]

cause of chelsea in the cup final

[vague hearth]

richy probably won’t double in 25

[vague hearth]

How would I do this

[limpid hazel]

well, he SHOULD have a double

[silk torrent]

So he could have a dgw25 too, in theory

[topaz escarp]

It hasn’t been rearranged yet

So he’s gonna have one later on, but we don’t know when

[limpid hazel]

I wouldnt sell till we get confirmation

[vague hearth]

i think your team looked good for this week

[silk torrent]

for me you have to be mad to sell richarlison

[topaz escarp]

I wouldn’t sell him at all. He’s in great form

[vague hearth]

the obvious hole is haaland but

[vague hearth]

what i’m planning on atm

[silk torrent]

with his current form don't even think about him till Son is back

[silk torrent]

crazyness man

[vague hearth]

idk what else to do

can’t roll

well can burn a transfer

[silk torrent]

whats ur team again

[vague hearth]

hold on

i’ll fix it for this week aswell

[vague hearth]

How can I do this

[vague hearth]

2 Transfers 0.6 ITB

[silk torrent]

not a single one of your defenders is sub 4.6 that's why your budget is booty cheeks

[topaz escarp]

Don’t fuck with me. Is Eze injured again?😭

[vague hearth]

apparently

haven’t seen it myself

[topaz escarp]

Poor lad

[vague hearth]

Ngl id start estu over Trent

porro you mean

Trent I have a feeling gets benched

Yes

[limpid hazel]

im starting trent this week cause my other options are fucking useless

[silk torrent]

yeah man your team looks sharp to be fair hard to know what to move

[limpid hazel]

gabriel vs liverpool and branthwaite at spurs lmao

[vague hearth]

is taa really going to benched from here on out

[silk torrent]

No

[limpid hazel]

heard he's retiring after bradley played like 3 good games

its over for him

[silk torrent]

I like Bradley but Trent is world class for 4/5 years he is not getting benched

[vague hearth]

was more looking at who i wanted. came up with gordon as the main one

[vague hearth]

yeah lmao

he’s unreal

Dooby you could buy a new backup gk

If you ain’t got nothing to do

[silk torrent]

idk if gordon necessarily outperforms richarlison though

[vague hearth]

i thought of raya to ederson tbf

[silk torrent]

tbf

[vague hearth]

yeah it’s more to get some money

so i can afford solanke to toney

but a lot more cautious the more i look at it

[silk torrent]

shit if i get KDB in now i can't get toney down the line

[vague hearth]

Raya to areola

[silk torrent]

shietttt

[vague hearth]

Yes you can

If there’s a will there’s a way

Just take a hit

[silk torrent]

i'm losing my marbles over what transfer to do honestly

archer to haaland is such a no brainer then i get stonewalled by having to bench a good player

[vague hearth]

Saka easy benching

I don’t know why your overthinking it

[topaz escarp]

Saliba against pool. Don’t need to think twice

[limpid hazel]

actually might just hold richy through the blank

[vague hearth]

yeah ik

[limpid hazel]

since he plays 29

[vague hearth]

he has to bench an attacker

[vague hearth]

you think he’s nailed when sons back?

[silk torrent]

saliba is already benched, it's a midfielder that will be benched

[vague hearth]

Saka against Liverpool don’t need to think twice

[topaz escarp]

Oh right

[limpid hazel]

in current form, yes

[silk torrent]

if i bench saka and gets a fluke penalty even in the liverpool game

[topaz escarp]

I wouldnt bench Saka against pool

[silk torrent]

i'm getting pulverised

[vague hearth]

Connor Bradley cs incoming

[topaz escarp]

I’d probably bench ag10 boy

[silk torrent]

i'm getting sent to the pits of tartarus

[vague hearth]

At the end of the day redsix. Rank is just a number

[silk torrent]

on one hand you might be the most knowledgable person on the discord but i can't make sense of why to bench gordon

[vague hearth]

i’d bench richy or saka

[silk torrent]

his next 5 is tasteful

[vague hearth]

gordon is 100% a hold

[silk torrent]

I hate that benching gordon, saka, richy is even a conversation. this 343 switch up is so problematic

[vague hearth]

Trent to Bradley

sell watkins then ig

Possible move for money

[topaz escarp]

Well it is Luton, but he’s probably the worst out of the lot

AG10 boy

[silk torrent]

in my mind bowen is the weakest guy in that midfield, with context to west ham's current set up

[vague hearth]

i’m so reluctant to sell because he has united

[silk torrent]

with kudus back though he could deliver the goods and he scored on united and arsenal already

before xmas

i've had bowen since gw8

ol' reliable

[topaz escarp]

If you want to, you can give me your fpl ID and I’d see what the model says for you @silk torrent

[vague hearth]

What if kudus has jet lag

Think about it

[silk torrent]

worth a look, one second

[vague hearth]

he’s been back for a week

[limpid hazel]

I pretty much cant do anything until the villa chelsea fa cup game happens

[vague hearth]

What if kudus is sad and looks sad on the pitch

[limpid hazel]

it has a gigantic swing for gw29 planning

[vague hearth]

Gw29 100% a fh for me tbh

[limpid hazel]

cause it means either arsenal and chelsea or villa and west ham become super relevant

[vague hearth]

Chelsea away form rn is rubbish

But Aston Villa have been shit at the back as of late

[silk torrent]

3034125

[topaz escarp]

Give me a few mins

I’ll run a very quick solve for you as well

[silk torrent]

this is like visiting the oracle in ancient greece

jonas is the oracle and the algorithm is the gods

[vague hearth]

redsix don’t think too much

This is the problem of being too template

[silk torrent]

that's not like me

[topaz escarp]

I wouldn’t overthink either

[vague hearth]

If the template dosnt work you do shit

[silk torrent]

to be honest

i'm not overthinking but i just don't know what my move is

i'm not even trying to be template mf

[vague hearth]

Watkins to Haaland

[topaz escarp]

Okay it has come up with a few suggestions

First is just Archer->Haaland this week

[silk torrent]

Naturally

[topaz escarp]

Then Areola and Bowen to Ederson and Foden next week

[silk torrent]

that is interesting

[vague hearth]

Redsix why don’t you just do saka to kdb this week

[topaz escarp]

Second one is Areola and Archer to Ederson and Haaland this week. Then Rich to Foden in 25

[vague hearth]

model likes ederson

didn’t know

[topaz escarp]

Yep

[silk torrent]

it does

makes sense though

most nailed city option at the back

[topaz escarp]

Very many analytics have Ederson in their team

[vague hearth]

yeah but he’s capped at 6

[silk torrent]

also true

[topaz escarp]

I’m content with 6 from my goalie

[vague hearth]

it isn’t 6 every week though

it’s 62262

But 5m+ on a gk is wild

pretty standard from ederson

[topaz escarp]

Output with Archer to Haaland @silk torrent

Areola, Estu, Porro, TAA. Palmer, Rich, Gordon, Saka. Watkins (C), Solanke (V), Haaland

[vague hearth]

5m+ on a gk who dosnt haul consistently is wild

[topaz escarp]

Turner-Bowen-Saliba-Kaboré bench

[vague hearth]

Jonas could you do mine

[topaz escarp]

Sure, then I gotta go to sleep. Got a lecture at 8 tomorrow😂

[vague hearth]

yours start at 8?

fuck

[topaz escarp]

Yep

[vague hearth]

earliest for me are 9

[vague hearth]

6221275

[topaz escarp]

Not every day, but 3 days a week it’s at 8

[silk torrent]

8 o clock lecture is horrible

[topaz escarp]

Copy

[vague hearth]

that’s alright

[vague hearth]

Wdym

gets you up

[silk torrent]

ty for the model input @topaz escarp

[topaz escarp]

No stress

[silk torrent]

i had 9 o clock lectures 4 days a week last yr that was enough earlys for me

[topaz escarp]

Last year I only had 2 at 8

I might just skip tomorrow tbf. I still feel like shit

[silk torrent]

my law school is 9 to 6 monday to friday if i go in sept. so a full time fcking job in education

[topaz escarp]

Hungover for over a day now. It’s tough getting older haha

Wants you to roll this week @vague hearth

[silk torrent]

how old are you again, i feel this statement lol

[vague hearth]

Calm that what I was thinking

[topaz escarp]

Then Porro+Nkunku to Konate(?) and Darwin next week

[topaz escarp]

I reckon I’m about your age

[vague hearth]

Is your machine broken

[silk torrent]

yea i'm 22 going 23

multi day hangover is a recently unlocked feature

[topaz escarp]

Konate comes up in a few of the lines

[topaz escarp]

I’m a bit younger then, I’m 20

[silk torrent]

it gets worse then

take it from me

[vague hearth]

Maybe because Porro cs are getting few and far between and konate is a nailed Liverpool player

[topaz escarp]

I’ve had my bad days now. I went on this cruise thing for 3 days, constantly drinking

[silk torrent]

the discord is a younger demographic than i would've thought

[vague hearth]

Darwin is kinda crazy tho

[silk torrent]

that'll do it

im in liverpool for a bank holiday weekend

that will write me off for a week

[topaz escarp]

Also I basically forgot to eat yesterday

So that doesn’t help either

[vague hearth]

How old do you think I am

[silk torrent]

17

[topaz escarp]

I would guess 16

[vague hearth]

drinking on an empty stomach is murder holy shit

[silk torrent]

first guess

[vague hearth]

14

[topaz escarp]

I had a sausage and two pizza slices the whole day

[silk torrent]

very teen at the minimum

when i'm hungover i eat crazy lol

[vague hearth]

fuck man. i’m a fat fuck i have to eat and always do when i’m about to go drinking

I am actually 17

[silk torrent]

i nailed it

[vague hearth]

college?

Yup

Last year

[silk torrent]

college is a different thing to Uni for brits i forget

[topaz escarp]

I had a period between 3pm on Tuesday and 6pm today were I ate legit nothing. Had no appetite or anything

[vague hearth]

must have mocks soon

[topaz escarp]

Haha drunk food hits different though!

[vague hearth]

Already had some and due some in Febuary

what do you do?

[silk torrent]

i enjoy disappearing on nights out and going to a takeaway lol

[vague hearth]

Engineering

[vague hearth]

yeah lmao

fair play

[topaz escarp]

Had no where to disappear when you’re on a fucking boat

[silk torrent]

lmao

a cruise at this time of the year is wild

[vague hearth]

also you guys rate kebabs when drunk?

don’t get the hype

[topaz escarp]

I quite often get thrown out of the club, so I just disappear after that

[silk torrent]

i got big on kebabs when i spent some time in Budapest

[topaz escarp]

Hell yeah. So good

[vague hearth]

A kebab sober is still the shit

kebabs are shit man

I had a kebab today

[silk torrent]

kebabs in ireland idc about though

[vague hearth]

how do you have one sober

[silk torrent]

them turks know how to make it in budapest

[vague hearth]

It is amazing

[topaz escarp]

Because it’s sick

[silk torrent]

they make that shit proper

[vague hearth]

i’m quite a picky eater but i can’t

[silk torrent]

i'm a dominos demon

[vague hearth]

pizza is my go to

[silk torrent]

imma need pizza sober and imma definitely need it drunk

[vague hearth]

if pissed

yeah 100%

olives for me too

idk why

[vague hearth]

Imagine turks in turkey tho

[silk torrent]

if im drinking at a house the dominos app is open within an hour

[vague hearth]

Pizza and morning kebab

[vague hearth]

i’ve walked 12 mile to get a domino’s before now

[silk torrent]

morning kebab cannot be it

[vague hearth]

when pissed

Nah you gotta have pizza on the night and kebab in the morning

Kebab at any time just hits different

[topaz escarp]

It’s alright if you’re hungover and have appetite

[vague hearth]

kebab in the morning what in the actual fuck

[topaz escarp]

Like not morning

But at like 1pm

Which surprisingly often is morning after a rough night out

[silk torrent]

https://youtu.be/-aAku5nXAEI?si=zwqEqNsXfbUC-6Zc

[vague hearth]

yeah even then

also all my mates who get kicked out of clubs are little shits

typical quite short gobby sort

good kids though

[topaz escarp]

Yeah but I’m a little shit myself

[silk torrent]

when i lived in student accom it was mcdonalds for breakfast after a nightout every time to be fair lol

[vague hearth]

cheap shit

[silk torrent]

lived next to one

well close enough

[vague hearth]

normally have to fix their problems haha

[silk torrent]

wake up at 1pm and trudge to mcdonalds or justeat

[vague hearth]

I don’t like getting drunk as much as I like getting stoned tho

[silk torrent]

the usual

[silk torrent]

17 year olds these days

[topaz escarp]

I fix them myself. If I’m lucky I got a girl I can send a text to and go to hers anyways, usually helps

[vague hearth]

Depends what I’m drinking tho

[silk torrent]

flash your FPL overall and you'll always have one

[vague hearth]

But I’m not that much of an alcoholic

[topaz escarp]

Fuck drugs man

[vague hearth]

yeah that’s always the best way to do it

[topaz escarp]

I did that once🤣

I did NOT sleep alone that night

[silk torrent]

Guaranteed sex they say

[topaz escarp]

Fpl rizz

[vague hearth]

had a girlfriend who was arguing with me 10 mins before deadline

was sat there

just looking at my team

can imagine her reaction

[topaz escarp]

Like let him do his fpl in peace!

[vague hearth]

got the transfer done

was getting screamed at before and after

and during

[topaz escarp]

That’s funny

[vague hearth]

Its crazy how people take this that serious as to go and make YouTube Chanel’s and streams

I just do it when I’m bored which is like 95% of my life currently

[topaz escarp]

Do you mean fpl?

[vague hearth]

Yes

[topaz escarp]

I pay for a model…

Like 5 quid a month or whatever so ain’t a biggie

[silk torrent]

i think you enjoy fpl way more as you get older

i never cared this much when i was a kid

[topaz escarp]

I got a ton of spare time from time to time. So I can just tinker about fpl

[silk torrent]

my first season i would've been like 14

[topaz escarp]

I’ve played for 12 season and I’m 20. You do the maths😭

[silk torrent]

lol respect

[vague hearth]

i travel by train for about 45 mins a day

Why has this become like a history lesson

normally when i’m on here

and when i’m going to sleep

[topaz escarp]

Mad thing is that my 10 year old ass finished like 200k overall and stuff. Even though there were less players, it’s decent

[silk torrent]

i have intermittently played over the years

[topaz escarp]

Gotta love it

[vague hearth]

Have you ever been muted in here

[silk torrent]

yeah

ages ago

[vague hearth]

Okay, In the past 2 seasons

[silk torrent]

it was because a bunch of us were arguing over something irrelevant and wouldn't drop the topic

ages ago is like months ago

i only joined this season

[vague hearth]

Oh lol calm

How long have you been a discord user

[vague hearth]

got muted last week lol

[topaz escarp]

I don’t even use any discord servers for tips apart from one. I’m just here to have a chat and spread my knowledge init

[silk torrent]

i'm historically a casual

[vague hearth]

What for

trolling

[silk torrent]

you know if you click my name you can see

[vague hearth]

I don’t think I’ll be playing FPL for longer than 2 years personally

[silk torrent]

2018 then i lost my other account

[vague hearth]

Oh

[silk torrent]

so 2020 for this one

[vague hearth]

Ive been on discord since 2017

[silk torrent]

we used to make a league every year in school then forget about it

[vague hearth]

i’ll always play fpl because i watch football

it’s pretty simple

[silk torrent]

yea facts

[topaz escarp]

Do you lot play more fantasy games?

[vague hearth]

I don’t even watch football like that I’m just a football fan

nah i don’t really have time

[vague hearth]

Like what

tried UCL one

[topaz escarp]

Don’t have time?

[vague hearth]

slept through deadlines

[silk torrent]

Jonas is going to try to get you to join league of ireland fantasy lol

[vague hearth]

not to do it properly

i also don’t know players and stuff

[topaz escarp]

I play a few. Eliteserien, Allsvenskan, LOI, Gaffr championship

[vague hearth]

I did the afcon one but I’ve legit just left that hanging

championship i could get into

[topaz escarp]

They shut it down. No more a thing

[silk torrent]

oh really?

[topaz escarp]

Yep

[silk torrent]

it was one guy at the helm of it though wasn't it

like his passion project

[vague hearth]

Ngl imma go

[topaz escarp]

That little cunt! Robbed me off a top 5 finish with his transfer stuff

[silk torrent]

hahaha

[vague hearth]

But I think rolling this week is the play

[topaz escarp]

Correct. I got his name as well, somewhere

[topaz escarp]

Think so as well

[vague hearth]

Who are people captining this week

It’s crazy now you can just see my team cuz you have my id

[topaz escarp]

Model suggests Watkins, but if I push Haaland’s xMins probably him

[vague hearth]

haaland for sure

[topaz escarp]

Oh I’ll be putting my own team in tomorrow anyways. Then I’ll never see you Id again

[vague hearth]

Idc if you have my id really what are you really gonna do with it

Hack my FPL ? I don’t really care

[silk torrent]

i might just do archer to haaland this gw and hold the second

[topaz escarp]

If only it worked that way haha

[vague hearth]

Can you hack peoples FPL

[vague hearth]

he wasn’t planning on it lmao

Idk

not with their team ID

[topaz escarp]

There’s no 2fa afaik? So I think so?

[silk torrent]

this is good with me probably

haaland C then

[vague hearth]

there is. not everyone will have it though

[vague hearth]

8/11

[topaz escarp]

Oh hmm. Never get it, maybe just the first time you log into a new unit?

[silk torrent]

is this saying 8/11 are good

[vague hearth]

nah what i have

[topaz escarp]

6/11

[vague hearth]

it’s a really good team

[silk torrent]

ah

[topaz escarp]

5/11 actually. Considering I’m benching Areola

[vague hearth]

Good team but no kdb

This has got to break some type of rmt record

it isn’t

highest i’ve seen

[silk torrent]

51k

wow

[vague hearth]

start of season

[silk torrent]

Ayylmao had a huge one before the season started

was that his

[vague hearth]

yeah it’s that one

[silk torrent]

i recall that

how is he even doing OR i wonder

[vague hearth]

How much has this one got

[vague hearth]

millions

[silk torrent]

i haven't seen him as much since the season started

[vague hearth]

he went with the 3 4.0s

[silk torrent]

i remember his 3 4.0 strat lol

[vague hearth]

i advocated with him for 2 weeks

then realised

[silk torrent]

the definition of overthinking in strategy

[vague hearth]

How much chats has this got

[silk torrent]

"unanswered"

[vague hearth]

It’s cuz this only becomes active in the night

[topaz escarp]

@silk torrent I’ve unlocked the new feature

[vague hearth]

What new feature

[topaz escarp]

Multiple day hangover😭

[vague hearth]

[silk torrent]

it's a bitch isn't it lol

[topaz escarp]

Without a doubt. Luckily I’m starting to feel alright now

Like just now. 5 mins ago

[silk torrent]

it's when you wakeup on the 2nd day and you feel just like you did on the first morning

that you know you're in for it

[vague hearth]

Time to hit the pub again Tommorow ?

[topaz escarp]

In no way. I’ve planned anything else anyways

[silk torrent]

GW23 ready

Time to cook

Selling Saka is controversial but

I think it works

I did better without him fck him

[vague hearth]

oh fuck you did it

[silk torrent]

I did

I went ballsy

[vague hearth]

i’m still sitting on my hands lol

[silk torrent]

I’m off to liverpool for a lads weekend tomorrow morning so I had to do it now or id forget

The Saka choice didn’t come lightly but I remember when I had Son and no Saka and I was climbly mega rank

I hope the KDB choice does the same

All favourable fixtures bar Trent and Areola this GW, I have a plan for Toney, and Bowen is benchable for at least the next 2

Ez W 👨‍🍳 🔥

[vague hearth]

have a good time

yeah you are probably praying for a no show on Salah

areola has a nice fix

[silk torrent]

Appreciate it 🙏

Well yeah im banking that my Salah prediction is right

And I think it will be

I could maybe work something up in a -4 if it comes to it

But hopefully not

[vague hearth]

think it’s viable to go no salah

even if fit

[silk torrent]

And United seem a little better on form than when Areola last hauled versus them so that’s why I think it’s not as good

[vague hearth]

assuming you get foden soon aswell?

[silk torrent]

I might just stick with the Kdb haaland combo

[vague hearth]

not going triple?

i’m thinking of only going 2 myself atm

[silk torrent]

I might do Porro>ake or something perhaps

But my bank is down to 0 now with that mega move done

1 move to free up budget and then solanke to Toney are the only other moves I have on the horizon

[vague hearth]

need around 1 mil to do solanke to toney

[silk torrent]

I have 4 expensive defenders right now so

One of those will be downgraded to afford that

[vague hearth]

it’s a nice defence though

saves a lot of headache

[silk torrent]

It is, estu/taa/porro/saliba covers me really well

[vague hearth]

bowen to a sub 7 mil is your way to solanke to toney

could also just hold and go watkins down instead

saves the transfer too

[silk torrent]

That also works but Bowen covers palmer for 25/26 perfectly

My plan has been solanke to Toney then Watkins to solanke for solankes big fix run

There’s a few different ways in which i can execute it anyway - providing no injuries etc occur I like my weeks ahead are set

[vague hearth]

yeah i think you’re in a good spot

should get some news in the next week

[limpid hazel]

I dont mind this

I think if villa beat chelsea then watkins becomes a sell

[vague hearth]

Saka to KDB W

[vague hearth]

Why not just do Watkins to Toney

why would he sell watkins over solanke in 25?

[limpid hazel]

watkins fixtures are better than solanke until the mid 20's

[vague hearth]

Budget

[vague hearth]

Guys

I need y’all’s help

The only forward I can do to get haaland is Watkins to haaland do I do that or roll because haaland may rise tonight

Or do I take the risk and roll

[vague hearth]

i would roll

I already did Watkins to Haaland

[topaz escarp]

Ouch

[vague hearth]

Who y’all captaining

I’ve now got tripple city now tho

haaland

Here’s the team now

yeah it’s nice

[silk torrent]

@vague hearth Moreno W

[vague hearth]

get the fuck in

[silk torrent]

@vague hearth really sold Watkins before a legendary haul

[vague hearth]

that’s so tough

holy shit moreno is that guy

cant wait to see the gaot back at the bridge

[vague hearth]

first green in ages atm

and burnley didn’t lose

great day

[silk torrent]

I’m on a 16% green rn

Hopefully it can only go up

[vague hearth]

think only way is down from here

have captain though

no palmer or kdb

[silk torrent]

Who’s your captain ? Haaland?

A haaland haul would be huge pts

I have some good players left thankfully

[vague hearth]

yeah haaland

i mean i’ve got raya and saka so a good arsenal result puts me in a good spot too

petrified of palmer

[vague hearth]

8% red

without watkins

well played

[vague hearth]

@silk torrent how did we get on?

[silk torrent]

That Saka return hurt I can’t lie

If KDB and haaland return tomorrow I’m on a decent green

Currently I’m on a 6% red

Fcking Saka

[vague hearth]

yeah palmer cut my green basically in half

got half of it back from saka though

[silk torrent]

I’m still happy with my moves but I didn’t think Saka would get a return, I seen him getting on the end of the rebound and I was like fuck off here we go

[vague hearth]

HAHA

i was like GO ON

my arsenal cs got wiped but eh

11 points from 2 in that game can’t be too upset

[silk torrent]

Trent getting subbed off added some insult to the injury too

[vague hearth]

yeah i benched him for moreno thankfully

[silk torrent]

Speaking of injury, curious how Saka is after that game

[vague hearth]

https://x.com/MiguelDelaney/status/1754220711286026303?s=20

Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) on X

Arteta on Saka: "He should be fine I think. He got a kick on the ankle."

Twitter · Feb 4, 2024, 7:09 PM

[vague hearth]

How many points

6% red atm

66

haaland (C) and foden

[silk torrent]

I’m on 51

With haaland captain and kdb

It’s acceptable

[vague hearth]

I’m struggling

39 Foden KDB haaland to go

[vague hearth]

might scrape green

what’s saftey 55?

[vague hearth]

I’m 3.5m rn so it’s pretty low

saftey is 48 for me

[limpid hazel]

59 with haaland C, toney, kdb left

[vague hearth]

nice score that

[limpid hazel]

Small shot at 100 if haaland hauls

Need a 3-3 game

[vague hearth]

yeah a haaland hatty with get you to 100

will for quite a lot of people too

[limpid hazel]

Even a double with kdb and toney returns

[vague hearth]

hard pressed to get 100 but you’ll get a green

[limpid hazel]

I'm 99% getting a green

Unless it's like 4-0 Alvarez and foden doubles

[vague hearth]

yeah would like a foden return or two personally lol

haaland captain and foden left for me on 66

[limpid hazel]

Sheesh we'll be close

[vague hearth]

Time for a comeback today

City 6-1 Brentford Foden double KDB double haaland one and Alvarez 1 Toney gets 1 too

[silk torrent]

Haaland hattrick we will be there

[silk torrent]

Foden mega haul was not what I needed

[topaz escarp]

Was about to write something here

As of now.. I am in the top 100

[silk torrent]

Of course I went kdb over foden

[silk torrent]

Respect

[topaz escarp]

I don’t know if I will be able to sleep tonight

[silk torrent]

I think this foden haul has doomed me for a red

[vague hearth]

I

AM

COOK

ING

[limpid hazel]

lucky bastard

💔

[vague hearth]

i went from 39 to 70 points

96 points baby

show ur team

if i didnt do watkins > haaland i wouldve had 83 points

96 after bonus