Injury FC otw?

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nkunku injured and out of cup game today but they have another game on tuesday... injury fc on the way. Do i start eze or colwill over nkunku?

[dense flame]

No transfers huh

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Eze

More chance of a return than colwill i dont think chelsea keep a clean sheet against fulham

[sleek hill]

no transfers

but now if haaland comes back, i defo take a -4 to get haaland in for nknku now dont i?

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last word i seen on haaland was that it was unlikely he'd start v newcastle

probably on the bench

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i might now need to change my name 😓

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probably just for the best to play the team as it is

then FT to patch it up next gw

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oh WHU have a cup game

today

ill just wait to see how bowen does

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but then do you think eze will return anything against arsenal

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he's on penalties

so at the minimum there's a prospect there

[sleek hill]

this is why i know ur a nerd

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olise is probably missing that game so there attack will be worse

knowing someone is on penalties must be the bare minimum

[sleek hill]

ur a nerd but cant even use the right their

💀

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buddy wants me to perfect my grammar in rmt

i'm giving you help out of my own free will

you're welcome

[sleek hill]

what rank are u buddy?

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like 170k

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not good enough

to be giving advice to me

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i know you're like a 1 million OR

that's generous i would say

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oh buddy

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the comeback is on

belive in nkunku believer

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the comeback to get to top million by gw38

playing fifa on your xbox at this hour

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nerd behaviour i fear

you're hustling

[sleek hill]

the green arrow grind is on

when was the last time you got a green arrow

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you automatically fall asleep by 2 am

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I'm the green arrow master

5 week run

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sometimes

[sleek hill]

look at your gw17 rank

noobw

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it's okay to admit i'm a master of the Green Arrow

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i think i remember you saying this exact point

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you only got 69 points

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then i pointed out i'm a jabillion places ahead of you

[sleek hill]

how much did i get

74

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your first and only W

[sleek hill]

i started at 7.8 m rank

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My team is more valuable too

i got more bread

[sleek hill]

you started in the top 100k cuz ur a nerd

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more bands

[sleek hill]

you do NOT wanna go band for band

i can buy your team

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at one point i was 2m OR

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irl

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But i'm a bread chaser

unfortunately my pockets are thick and healthy irl

[sleek hill]

maybe that makes you a nerd

so is mine

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my wallet can't even close over

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but you have euros

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yes

crispy euros

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which makes you a noob automatically

a nerd too

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i got coffee loyalty cards full with free coffees

[sleek hill]

great british pounds is better

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nothing great about them

[sleek hill]

so you aint got the bread to get coffe

who even is the king of ireland

what is even relevant about ireland

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real bread makers don't spend money on coffee

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except dublin

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evan ferguson

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thats my son

and he knows england is better

cuz where does he play?

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i don't think you're old enough to reproduce

[sleek hill]

in england

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and

he's getting paid by english people, finessing them

true irishman

[sleek hill]

brighton is a banter club

and you know it

so is liverpool

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where in england do you reside

better be london if you support chelsea

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bout 10 minutes from london

west london

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fake fan they're saying

[sleek hill]

do you even live in the country that your team is in

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If I was english i would support my local prem side

i get a pass

football teams are booty cheeks here

[sleek hill]

u should support kerry

most don’t support their local

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that's the wrong league

my friend actually plays for longford town

[sleek hill]

stamford bridge is the 3rd closest stadium to me

it goes brentford fulham then chelsea

i think i was geographically born closer to the etihad than turf moor

but family

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Been supporting liverpool since i gained sentience as a child i'm calling myself a real one

I just think if i was english i would support the closest prem club

but family plays into it

which is fair

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my lovely drawing

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in Ireland people either support united or liverpool then you find occasional stragglers who support like chelsea or maybe arsenal

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so it is basically local

so your point is wrong

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it's reasonably close

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basically local

so i win

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i'm 233 km from liverpool

basically my local

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Exactly

Not even the same country

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i think it's actually the closest prem side geographically

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You should support the Irish league mate

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my local

football isn't even the 3rd most popular sport here

dookie ahh football is played

[sleek hill]

Rugby

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i'm actually going to Liverpool in february i'll pull up on you in london

gaelic football, hurling, rugby

then it's football

probably

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How did this turn from an RMT to a dm 💀

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this got romantic quick

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And us showing where we live 💀

I was just proving how nerdy you are

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i'll start my search in here

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Point proven

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i'll keep my eyes open for anyone in clown attire

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Why is your name red six

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i'm red and i'm sick

six

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Looks like your eyes are closed then buddy

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har har har

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Years old 🔥

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that was the idea

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Proper Irish accent in that one

Why don’t you support Celtic

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sorry guvna

i'm not scottish am i

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I prefer Scottish people rather than Irish people

Have you ever been to England

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well that's understandable you're both part of the union

the gay lovers union

nah

i've been to glasgow

edinburgh

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Nuh uh

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So your basically Scottish

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I'll be landing in England for the first time

in february

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Did I ask?

Nope

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it's liverpool though so they're actually likeable english people

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you did

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No no no

Liverpool is the worst place

In England

Even worse then Newcastle

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i once had relations with a girl from Cumbria

tell me your views on that as an english person

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Let’s indulge into your love life now shall we

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the cumbrian lake district i think it was

very posh

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while we're at it

i actually like English women

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Why Cumbria does she live in the mountains

🙏🏽

Very sparsely populated area

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i don't know shit about english geography but yeah she has a farm and shit

and horses

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Bout 5 people every 25 light years

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race horses

sounds like anywhere in ireland outside of dublin then

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There is legit no one about so if you get kidnapped in Cumbria you are dead

🙏🏽

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my boss in work is a gay yellow toothed coffee breath stinky english man

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I’ve been to Scotland before

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he's a west brom fan too

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What a legend

West Brom beat us 5-2 last time we played them

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so he has increased my disdain for English folk about 500% more than it needs to be

he's too gay to actually have an interest in football

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I went to Scotland to go get my car

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he just tells me he's from west brom

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6 hour drive just to get a car to drive all the way back

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bro left his car in scotland

[sleek hill]

No I bought it

But it was in Scotland

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why didn't you just get a train or something

surely faster than 6 hours of driving

[sleek hill]

My pearents drove

Probably

But then I drove my car abck

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rumour has it you get frantically cavity searched at the scottish border

is there any big indication you're entering scotland

or does the motorway just continue on

[sleek hill]

It just continues but there’s a sign that says welcome to Scotland

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Very welcoming

Glasgow is a shithole I learned

Edinburgh is really nice tho

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I went to some random ahh town in Scotland to get this car

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Was there for the 6 nations and almost got attacked going into an english pub by accident

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Idk even know where we went

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bro went on a trek in the highlands

like a quest

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All I know it was somewhere here xuz we past Carlisle I can rember it on on the motorway

We left at 3am and we got there at like 1:30

Pm

But apparently it was a 6 hour drive

So idk I was asleep most of the way there

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Bro is the snoozer

was the car worth it

[sleek hill]

It’s alright

Bro I slept at 1 am that night

And we left at like 3:15

Am

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Fair and reasonable