🕵・murder-mystery

[manic oriole]

@real blade

hint hint

[glossy token]

cats>humans

[manic oriole]

true tho

tbh

[glossy token]

cats>everything

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[jade marten]

i'd rather have cats than children

[glossy token]

🙌 💯

[glossy token]

same

[manic oriole]

my dream when I was younger was to be a crazy cat person

i want like 4 cats

[glossy token]

hi

[civic ledge]

Same

[jade marten]

um

[manic oriole]

👀

i saw that may

[glossy token]

saw what

[jade marten]

we all did tbf

[manic oriole]

yea

[glossy token]

boy u seeing things

[jade marten]

2 witnesses

[glossy token]

get ur eyes checked

both of u

[raw aurora]

*3 witnesses

[manic oriole]

yea

[jade marten]

im not due for a checkup until next month

[glossy token]

shush

[manic oriole]

3v1

[raw aurora]

no

[glossy token]

this is sexism

[raw aurora]

very

[glossy token]

wow.

[gentle mirage]

*4 witnesses

[manic oriole]

o7

[civic ledge]

What did may send

[glossy token]

WHAT u weerent even here

[manic oriole]

she said she wanted to be my fifth cat

[glossy token]

nothing

no i never what the freak!!!

[gentle mirage]

im guessing u haven't worked out who i am then

[manic oriole]

what if i got a ss

[civic ledge]

Ayo

[manic oriole]

what then may

[glossy token]

who r u

do ik u

[gentle mirage]

good question

maybe u do

[glossy token]

what

[gentle mirage]

maybe u dont

[manic oriole]

hes my 3rd alt

just fyi

[glossy token]

lliae

[manic oriole]

yea lie

[glossy token]

im curious now pls tell me like fr pls

[gentle mirage]

i'll let u work it out

[glossy token]

no ur new here

[manic oriole]

i dont think theres enough context

[gentle mirage]

yes and no

[glossy token]

lol

[manic oriole]

are you e

[glossy token]

Ur a newbie!

[manic oriole]

imma just start saying names bro

light?

[gentle mirage]

no

[manic oriole]

helix?

[real blade]

I don't see it though

[glossy token]

no he isnt anyone dont waste ur time

[gentle mirage]

no

[manic oriole]

lucas?

[gentle mirage]

no

[glossy token]

THEY not anyone

[manic oriole]

click the thing to expand it

[real blade]

I don't have an expand

[manic oriole]

click the pfp once ur in that screen

[real blade]

It does nothing

[civic ledge]

Me neither

[manic oriole]

it should say "view profile"

idk how to do it on mobile

[real blade]

No

I'm on android I have nothing special

[scarlet leaf]

MURDER PRESTIGE PLZ 😭 😭 😭

[manic oriole]

no

prestige doesnt make the game better

it just makes it longer

more monotonous

[scarlet leaf]

[glossy token]

@gentle mirage u arent anyone

[ancient sigil]

We need mm prestige

[glossy token]

impostor

[real blade]

@manic oriole fix ur bio to make it my phone friendly

[manic oriole]

we dont

[glossy token]

fr why dont u make thT happen u Hv the power

[ancient sigil]

[manic oriole]

consider

[scarlet leaf]

I have a idea tweet tomorrow 1000th day of waiting for a mm prestige xD

[manic oriole]

still not a yes

[glossy token]

kisses back

[manic oriole]

so theres hope

[civic ledge]

Thank god ill be out of hive by then likely

[ancient sigil]

💀

[quasi oxide]

we need you to shuddup

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[glossy token]

woah azzi3!

[ancient sigil]

It's only 859 days away

[glossy token]

dont disrespect mod

hes nice he gave me kiss

[quasi oxide]

he's a helper

[glossy token]

same thing

[civic ledge]

💀

[real blade]

@glossy token 🔫

[glossy token]

🥺🥺

[civic ledge]

Omg i should apply for helper

[glossy token]

no

[gentle mirage]

oh:(

[manic oriole]

yes

[glossy token]

u will ban me

[quasi oxide]

then I'm gonna smack talk the mods too >:)

[manic oriole]

but if ur gf becomes a mod...

[glossy token]

learning my ways i see

[civic ledge]

Smh

[glossy token]

im sorry

[civic ledge]

Youre a terrible role model may

Teachin su to be naughty

[manic oriole]

TO WHO

[civic ledge]

Smh

[glossy token]

what can i say

[real blade]

Wait

Hold up

[glossy token]

she will be naughty for u anyway in private

[civic ledge]

I was a role model to 18+ people at 14

[real blade]

Excuse me

[civic ledge]

...

[manic oriole]

u were lied to as a child -_-

jk

[civic ledge]

My CoC friends

[manic oriole]

heh coc

[glossy token]

k

[civic ledge]

They were all like 18+ when i was 14 lmao

[manic oriole]

yes

[real blade]

What am I a dog?

[manic oriole]

scroll up more

just a little tho

[quasi oxide]

then I'll cry

[glossy token]

u will be a doggy

[civic ledge]

...

[glossy token]

mb

[manic oriole]

i saw that

[glossy token]

LO

[manic oriole]

i saw the "in"

[glossy token]

shuys

shush

[civic ledge]

What if i overtake splodgers position

[real blade]

🔫

[manic oriole]

what

[glossy token]

ugh this channel is full of couples

[manic oriole]

HAH

[real blade]

I saw that heart

[glossy token]

i am legit 5th wheeling

[quasi oxide]

then make the server better

[civic ledge]

Jealous?

[manic oriole]

read more

[civic ledge]

Jkjk

[glossy token]

😡🤬

[quasi oxide]

of us

[real blade]

Lmao

[quasi oxide]

😚

[civic ledge]

Ill make sure prestige never comes to mm dw :)

[quasi oxide]

WWWW

[glossy token]

im a minor im not trying anything dw

lol

[real blade]

Better not :)

[civic ledge]

[glossy token]

timbers=shivered

[civic ledge]

^us

[manic oriole]

yoink

[gentle mirage]

swag

[manic oriole]

mine now

[real blade]

🔫

Sharing now I see?

[manic oriole]

😱

[quasi oxide]

I'm the cool one

[manic oriole]

doubt

[civic ledge]

Oof

[manic oriole]

u cant be cool but also less than 2 feet tall

[civic ledge]

LOL

[real blade]

Lmao

[civic ledge]

Technically she can be because weaker sunlight will get to her so she'll be cooler

[quasi oxide]

you're not even max yet and the modes been out for 3 years

😭

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[manic oriole]

in what

ur not max either ur asurakt

asurakt ≠ max

[glossy token]

i can

[manic oriole]

proof

[civic ledge]

Im 6ft 4

[radiant sundial]

._.

[manic oriole]

ur the coolest person in the world

[radiant sundial]

hmmm

[civic ledge]

...

[radiant sundial]

hi may :3

[quasi oxide]

the only things I'm not done w is all arcade except ctf and sky but I'm halfway done for those and I'm still technically max on sky bc 40+

[manic oriole]

it was a name joke

shhhh

[civic ledge]

Imagine not being 85/85 on arcade

Smh

[glossy token]

heyy

[radiant sundial]

ello

[glossy token]

well cats are less than 2 ft tall but are more than cool

so ur point absurd?

[scarlet leaf]

For splodg3er

[quasi oxide]

imagine having an internet connection to play games w

smh

[manic oriole]

cats arent cool theyre cute and amazing

and objectively better than humans

but cool is a human thing, cats are warm and fluffy

[glossy token]

no cats are cool

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Imagine imagining

[glossy token]

u are an L cat lover absurd.

[gentle mirage]

imagine

[quasi oxide]

imagine imagining imagining

[glossy token]

Cant believe u disrespect the cat community like that.

[civic ledge]

Imagine dragons

[glossy token]

believer

[radiant sundial]

yes

[civic ledge]

Happy Easter

[manic oriole]

is it really?

[civic ledge]

It possible couldnt be perhaps

[autumn lintel]

uhhh

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[jade marten]

hmmmm

[glossy token]

its my birthday

[radiant sundial]

are you sure about that?

[civic ledge]

Hoppy returns

[glossy token]

i was kidding

[jade marten]

babananananan

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[jade marten]

mhmm

[sweet kettle]

Amazing quality I know

[serene marsh]

Very nice

[tranquil kernel]

What does the astronaut suit do other than give you jump suit?

Or is that everything there is to it?

[civic ledge]

Jump boost thats it

Its situationally good

[heavy pond]

Is the mm leaderboards broken for you guys?

It’s not letting me pull it up in the game

[heavy pond]

Hi may

[glossy token]

hiii

[glossy token]

how is situationally a eord

word

[glossy token]

why play on nokia brick samsung fridge

[civic ledge]

It means in some situations its good in others its bad

Its 50/50

[glossy token]

oh i thought it meant in a situation

like the astronaut is good in a situation

(bad situation)

english class with starr

mrs star

Madam starri

[civic ledge]

The jump boost makes you slower to move forward and bc the murderer might not have it they can catch up to you

[glossy token]

what do u prefer

[civic ledge]

I am not mrs

I am miss

[glossy token]

to be mrs soon

wink 😉

[civic ledge]

Shutup

[glossy token]

giggles cutely and adorably like a pig

[civic ledge]

Wha

Basically may you snorted

[glossy token]

no

i giggled cutely and adorably like a pig

[sweet kettle]

For your information it’s the Nokia brick Samsung fridge 2.0

[glossy token]

theres a difference

[glossy token]

my bad i sincerely apologise

[sweet kettle]

The 2.0 has egirls trapped inside

[glossy token]

im getting scared..😰😰

shiver me timbers!!

[sweet kettle]

3.0 is coming in a week

[glossy token]

we need updates

let me subscribe and turn on push notifications

[civic ledge]

Yes

[sweet kettle]

I’ll send u updates on nokia brick Samsung paper 2.0

[glossy token]

😱😱

[sweet kettle]

Soon I’ll get nokia brick Samsung paper 3.0

[glossy token]

paper is just paper

ngl i wanna know how nokia brick samsung paper cut feels like

[sweet kettle]

Listen man this paper has polka dots that make it kinda hard to read

[glossy token]

POLKA dots

gross!

stripes are better

[sweet kettle]

Nah those make it easier to read

[glossy token]

stres

tripes ftw

how does nokia brick samsung paper cut feel like

[sweet kettle]

Stripes or tripes?

[glossy token]

tripes

[sweet kettle]

Hot since it has egirl inside of it

[glossy token]

so ur calling me…hot🫣🤭

*blushes

i-i-…

(say something)

[sweet kettle]

Ur a 40 yr old man who plays mincraft no

[glossy token]

well that was very straight forward

heart brocken too many times😞😔💔💔

[sweet kettle]

I am a doctor

[civic ledge]

Ayo

[sweet kettle]

I diagnose you with emoji

[glossy token]

hes lying…i swear!!

[civic ledge]

[sweet kettle]

And he also plays Fortnite!

[glossy token]

NOO!

hes exposing me too much..!!

i shall leave and never come back!

[sweet kettle]

Yay now I’ll be higher on lbs

[glossy token]

sike b word im a 15 y/o girl who plays mc and watch tt for a living

#swag

#coolkid

😘🤪😎🤟

[sweet kettle]

Debatable

[glossy token]

my instagram story says otherwise

[sweet kettle]

Hermmm

[glossy token]

LOL

[sweet kettle]

I have no comeback

[glossy token]

im swag buster😎

[sweet kettle]

You are just too cool

[glossy token]

fr thx bby😘

theres likea milllion other egirls here

reality hits hard

[toxic barn]

Lmao

[glossy token]

im that 1 authentic e girl

[manic oriole]

no ur not

[glossy token]

lol im el em ay oh-ing too

[sweet kettle]

Do u have an egirl skin?

[glossy token]

ur height isn’t authentic

[manic oriole]

you have no proof

[glossy token]

not commenting😎😎

[manic oriole]

and I have proof to the contrary

[civic ledge]

What about mine

[glossy token]

ofc u are #1 real

[civic ledge]

😭

[glossy token]

most realest one

[manic oriole]

may i have a question

[civic ledge]

My height i wish wasnt real

[manic oriole]

is that ur cat in ur pfp

[sweet kettle]

Lets test that

[glossy token]

because u dont put ur HEIGHT in ur abt me

[glossy token]

yes

[sweet kettle]

Everyone join hive with best egirl skin

[civic ledge]

Cant

[manic oriole]

can i have them

[glossy token]

jk its not lol i dnt have cat😭😞

[manic oriole]

oh

[glossy token]

i took this pic of my cousins cat tho

[sweet kettle]

I have 3 cats so I’m a better egirl

[civic ledge]

Omg

That is adorable

[glossy token]

grrr..

[glossy token]

ikrrr

[civic ledge]

Meanwhile my cat having a staring contest with a water bottle

[glossy token]

i always get weak from that pic

[sweet kettle]

Oh no! She has shown her true colors as a dog

[glossy token]

wth i thought that was some scientific laboratory LOL

my brightness was down so it made the lighting weird

[civic ledge]

Also my cat

[glossy token]

whst the hefk

[sweet kettle]

Me after looking outside

[civic ledge]

Grass!?

Is this what grass looks like?

[sweet kettle]

Grass is pwurpal

[glossy token]

im colourblind

[civic ledge]

Hello colourblind, my name is Starr

[glossy token]

wow thats colourblind-ist

cant believe u star

[civic ledge]

Gasp

[sweet kettle]

Star exposed for being colorblindist

[glossy token]

im not actuslly colourblind

[sweet kettle]

Cancel star

[civic ledge]

Time to gain 69000 subscribers and be cancelled on youtube

[civic ledge]

Also my cat

[manic oriole]

im stealing ur cat

btw

just thought u should know

[glossy token]

wow absurd

thats not very likeable in the cat community

not very ethical of you

[manic oriole]

dont care

[glossy token]

as part of the cat community, we DO NOT accept you!

[manic oriole]

but im an american

we get to claim things and take them

[sweet kettle]

Me after coming #2 on murder mystery monthly lbs knowing all those hours of pain… suffering… despair.. it was all for nothing and as you realize you and your friends have slowly grown further and further apart over the month… slowly losing all hope… sinking into a trap… one nobody has escaped

[manic oriole]

bro its just a cat

why do u go so deep

*not an innuendo

[civic ledge]

Ayo

[sweet kettle]

Idk

[jade marten]

sus

[glossy token]

wow racist

u some trumpy

i just realised i havent drank ice cold water this whole day

and i just drank some rn and i feel like im high

[sweet kettle]

Got any tips for grinding mm?

[glossy token]

i hate hive they disabled the ability yo react😡😡

[glossy token]

have no life

[sweet kettle]

Done

[glossy token]

ez

[civic ledge]

Dont play mm

Thats the best advice

[sweet kettle]

Still 4 lvls off ):

[glossy token]

ok how abt 1) dress as steve

[sweet kettle]

Kk I’ll try on alt

[glossy token]

cuz all the pros will think ur noob they wont target u

[sweet kettle]

I’m still lvl 1 on alt

[glossy token]

take my real advice

[sweet kettle]

Already do

[glossy token]

and 2) listen to music

[jade marten]

i play as yellow steve on my alt lol

[glossy token]

cuz music gives u that inner energy

[sweet kettle]

I see

[sweet kettle]

Alr now what

[glossy token]

u must join my server!

this 100% guarantee u will level very fast

because we are the hive opps

we go against and trample

jk

[sweet kettle]

I have to grind gw too if I want to max every game

[glossy token]

yes join my server

[civic ledge]

Echo Black, 7kingZ, Blue Stahli, Skillet

[glossy token]

❌

no

dont listen to star

listen to the weeknd on repeat

[civic ledge]

EXCUSE ME

are you dissin those bops

[jade marten]

i listened to echo black a while back and they're pretty good tbh

[glossy token]

maybee

[civic ledge]

YAS

Which song which song which song

[jade marten]

i can't remember which ones specifically but i'm pretty sure it was like their top songs or smth

[civic ledge]

Dawn?

Cus thats the first one i heard from them

Pls be dawn, chemicals, reckless heart, pefect or burn another day

[glossy token]

one member stealed mission accomplished 😈😈

[jade marten]

they all sound famililar tbh

[glossy token]

135,400 more members to go

[jade marten]

until world domination?

[glossy token]

hive you are going down once and for all!😡😡

yes

this is war

[civic ledge]

Do ye remember owt from the music video?

[glossy token]

We must revolt, we must attack! We must go against this adversary and take back whats ours! We own the world, we shall fight to death to win whats rightfully ours! No one will stop us! Hive pee lovers for the win!

[jade marten]

i didn't watch them on youtube, just spotify

[civic ledge]

Ah

[glossy token]

K.

[civic ledge]

Rude

[jade marten]

i rarely listen to music on yt, spotify is just easier for me

[glossy token]

ow u guys just ignored my beautiful written paragraph

[civic ledge]

If its one of their more known ones then its probably Dawn

[jade marten]

oui

[civic ledge]

Dawn is iirc their most famous song

[glossy token]

K.

dawn

[jade marten]

yeh it's #1 on their spotify page

[glossy token]

i never even hesrd those artists

[civic ledge]

Yeh cus they arent british

[glossy token]

i dont listen tk british artists EW

[civic ledge]

7kingZ is californian and Echo Black is New York

[jade marten]

my top artist this month is apparently oasis

[civic ledge]

Oasis is good

[jade marten]

last month it was c418 iirc

[glossy token]

omg i think i have cancer my hair is falling oit help me i dont eann be bald

[jade marten]

because i was having a mc music moment

[civic ledge]

My most listened to song in 2019 was a fnaf song

2020 was an anime song 💀

[jade marten]

mine from last year was some track from a film soundtrack, because i had a phase lol

[glossy token]

2020 i was depresse

i listened to jucir wrld and xxx

[jade marten]

probably marvel, bc i was obsseseed for a while

[glossy token]

LOL

00:00

[civic ledge]

2020 i was both the happiest i ever was bc i got covid and the saddest bc idk XD

[jade marten]

clock chimes

[civic ledge]

dont ask why i was happy i got covid

[jade marten]

i somehow managed to avoid it until a couple months ago

[civic ledge]

It was the time of my life literally being lazy spending all day watching mc videos and not being able to do anything

No one from school to annoy me

It was blissful

...then online school came

[jade marten]

it was no different tbh bc all i was doing normally was being at home playing hive all day

[civic ledge]

I was doing creative world pixel arts

[glossy token]

2019-2020 i was going through some depression phase

2020 lockdown i played roblox 23/7 till 6am

[jade marten]

me since 2015 tbh

so basically since mcw10 came out

[civic ledge]

I still throw up that i used to be a part of that fandom but im still proud of the pixel art ig

[jade marten]

ah nice, idrk what it's from lol

[civic ledge]

Good

You dont want to know it

[jade marten]

but now im curious

[civic ledge]

The community is worse than hives

[jade marten]

that's saying something

[civic ledge]

I got out of it a year ago or so and im so so glad

Also related to why i became Starrdoom lmao

[jade marten]

oh lol, the way a lot of people here have a whole place or meaning to their username, and then me couldn't think of anything so i was like the old cp one will do lmao

[civic ledge]

XD

[civic ledge]

Fishing for

[civic ledge]

Yommy

Cod and Chips

Nope

Never played fall guys

Never was interested in it

[vital ridge]

I played it like a few times and hated it, mainly because I was bad but ya know

[civic ledge]

I like all skillet

Invincible, Monster, Finish Line, Rise and The Resistance are my faves

[real tusk]

Yoo is that bfb?

[civic ledge]

Yes

I knew by your ruby pfp youre a fan of the bfdi fandom lmao

I made that when bfb 30 aired

Cus yk finale

[real tusk]

Eh didn't join the fandom cause it's toxic. Just a random watcher of it

[civic ledge]

I feel that so much

I wish i cd be a watcher but the fandom literally haunts me

Constant reminder xD

[dusty plover]

1150 games played, just broke 130 murderer eliminations :)

[manic oriole]

gj!

[dusty plover]

Thanks :)

[manic oriole]

❤️

[proven granite]

my mind says you used a mod to do that

[civic ledge]

Nope

I just spent hours on it cus coviddd

[proven granite]

k

[civic ledge]

Had nowt else to do

[proven granite]

it looks nice

[civic ledge]

Ty

[proven granite]

why is there a bread..

[civic ledge]

Its from a fandom you dont understand luckily

And its a Wood plank not bread

[proven granite]

oh

[civic ledge]

Yh xD

[jade marten]

the full extent of this months lb is amazing

[civic ledge]

No one played mm at all this month wooo

[proven granite]

guys how do you play fricking 9000 games in 20 days because i saw the tops have “Played 9000” IN 20 days bro i just played 850

[manic oriole]

no job

[jade marten]

i couldn't tbh i've played approx 11000 games and i've been playing for the most part of a year and a half

[proven granite]

they dont sleep maybe

[jade marten]

whatever's happened it seems to have affected, friends showing online, bc i doubt that all of my friends list has been offline for like 5 hours

[civic ledge]

Most games i ever did in a month was 6.3k or so

I never gonna beat that lmao

[proven granite]

well the monthly leaderboard says 9000

how

[civic ledge]

Dont load for me

Must be an error

[jade marten]

it seems to be down on all sources including hivetools

[proven granite]

bruh hivetools is a scam it says no stats found

[civic ledge]

proceeds to blame it on the heat

[jade marten]

cause the lb aren't loading

[jade marten]

yup

it's on hives end

[proven granite]

im blaming it on my 2000 dollar internet

[jade marten]

nothing hivetools can do lol

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[manic oriole]

its down on hive itself tho

hivetools needs the hive /leaderboard commands to be up iirc

[jade marten]

i always blame my internet, especially being on vrgn media

[proven granite]

even if my internet costs like 500$+ im still blaming it

[jade marten]

lol

[proven granite]

this turned into a dead chat quickly

[jade marten]

rip

[civic ledge]

Cus thers nowt to talk about

Lets talk about uhh

Uhhhhh

The future of space travel

[manic oriole]

murder mystery but they killed the chat

mods are sheriffs

I'm an innocent

[civic ledge]

im the murderer

[manic oriole]

😱

mods she killed the chat

I saw the knife

[civic ledge]

Hehhe :)

[boreal dragon]

Interesting dude....

[civic ledge]

S tier murderer

[manic oriole]

but the map is spaceship

[boreal dragon]

Long and big map

[civic ledge]

Bro i win literally every spaceship game

[manic oriole]

i can hide

[civic ledge]

As murd

[manic oriole]

i mean same but still

[manic oriole]

seeker main vibes

they can run but they cant hide

[civic ledge]

I only lose to hiders and thats still rare

[manic oriole]

same usually

[civic ledge]

If i lose by being shot its bc i ran into sheriff unexpectedly early or they hid behind a wall with me having no way of telling they were there

And on spaceship you can actually wait at some pretty decent unexpecting areas aka the walls with the 1 block wide walk through

[manic oriole]

ya ik about that

but i refuse to play that game, i just vibe in a corner in 3rd person waiting for the murderer

i dont need to move, i make them come to me

and then i shoot them or dodge their throwable and run to reposition then play again

[civic ledge]

The only time i ever really play cautiously as murd is if im in a somewhat long 1v1 or if theres few players left and someone like Tlit, Reddish etc are still alive

[civic ledge]

Once i hit 20k wins on mm im considering hitting the hns grind again and going for all time

[manic oriole]

or...

tw?

[civic ledge]

Im like 1k wins away or so so without nolifing it would be like 2 months

[civic ledge]

I hate tw

[manic oriole]

pls dont make the eu seeker mains move to NA

i would hate u forever

[civic ledge]

I played tw with friends and vc and i still dont like it

[manic oriole]

laggy kbm seekers arent fun

[civic ledge]

Trust in jan when i grinded i was getting 9+ kills most of my games

[manic oriole]

thats fine

but if ur going ham and doing like 10k games per month

[civic ledge]

I had so many 12s and 13s when it came to china, goldrush, hospital, kingston and sunset

[manic oriole]

then we'll have a problem

[civic ledge]

God no

I cant grind that much anymore

[manic oriole]

why not

[civic ledge]

I dont have the mental capability

XD

[dusty plover]

That’s a lot of games :o

[civic ledge]

I wont be monthly lb grinding

Id only focus on reaching all time if i do do it

Then get to say top 90 to get a more secure spot

Then maybe have my eye out on dr all time

Or bd

[proven granite]

bro you just admitted your the murderer infront of 8272928282 people

i have a ARROW for u

!Game Over!

[civic ledge]

My amount of murders disagree with that :)

[proven granite]

dead chat

[heavy pond]

Are you guys able to open the leaderboards or are they bugged

[civic ledge]

Bugged

[proven granite]

bug.

[heavy pond]

Happens so randomly

[proven granite]

i cant even open my friend stats maybe i have no friends

[civic ledge]

I cant even get on hive

[proven granite]

same because

it just automatically kicks me out

[civic ledge]

Im busy farming enough iron for THIS

3600 iron 😭

[proven granite]

off topic

[civic ledge]

Its mm chat

Whaddya expect

[proven granite]

wow this is new murder mystery feature

[civic ledge]

New mm feature as if 💀

[proven granite]

i wish they add mm prestige

[civic ledge]

If they do that ima quit

More than likely

[proven granite]

mm without prestige is beyond boring

[boreal dragon]

Boring

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Mm with prestige will be mentally grueling

[civic ledge]

Prestige is an update meant for competitively based games

While ofc people do play mm competitively, a vast amount play to relax and chill

It would ruin the fun for a majority amount of players

[proven granite]

NO i want a hub title

[civic ledge]

mm, hns, jb and dr are all more on the casual side on hive compared to tw, sw, sg (even tho its dead), ctf and bridge

[manic oriole]

I started playing cc skyblock and unlocked the second island

does it ever get better?

[proven granite]

well in your opinion No in my opinion Yes

[civic ledge]

Yes

[manic oriole]

how so

[civic ledge]

Dark oak trees take 4 days to grow

[manic oriole]

so?

what does dark oak wood do

[proven granite]

it gives you planks

dark oak planks

[civic ledge]

Theres a quest where you have to craft 100000 cookies

[proven granite]

what

[civic ledge]

Another quest where you need to harvest 100000 nether wart

[manic oriole]

so its not worth, it just gets grindier

[civic ledge]

Theres one for 50000 glowstone

Yeah, cc sb is grindy

[proven granite]

i

[manic oriole]

whats the point then

whats the fun part

[civic ledge]

Once i finish that one im onto the 100k nether wart

[manic oriole]

or does it rely entirely on the sunk cost fallacy

[civic ledge]

Ngl.. all of it,

I find it quite fun

Except glowstone quests

And acacia logs

20k acacia log quest god is annoying

I mean, im still playing a fair bit after spending this much time on it

[manic oriole]

my goodness

[civic ledge]

So im still finding it fun ig

I wanna try get to 30 days real soon

Thatll be a nice milestone

Cus then itd basically be a month

By avg

[proven granite]

doctor.

mment

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

If you count the other island i no longer play on then yes its 30 days

But my solo island is def the majority lmao

It is really nice to play tho

Trust

As someone who normally hates sitting around on hive, i enjoy sitting around waiting for stuff on cc sb

[radiant sundial]

hmmmm cubecraft skyblock is more fun than murder mystery?

[civic ledge]

Yesnt

Its HIGHLY dependable how the mm lobbies are

If im eliming a good amount id stick with mm but once lobbies turn to dust i either move to hns or dr for a little or cc sb

[radiant sundial]

i just play with moon ;-;

24/7 basically lol

[civic ledge]

I just mostly play on my own now

Kinda funny that

[radiant sundial]

dam

don't even play with asu? depressing

[civic ledge]

When i first joined hive i always played on my own cus i had no hive friends

Around late 2021 early 2022 i hated playing on my own i had to play w someone

Now im back to mostly playing on my own

[civic ledge]

Asu is an exception, but she cant get on hive rn

She got no wifi using data

[radiant sundial]

imagine

[manic oriole]

I solo que alot bc whenever I que with others they always steal my elims, but when i do party its usually with silver

[civic ledge]

I basically only play with others if i vc with them and thats rare now

[radiant sundial]

i literally play with moon 24/7 basically-

[radiant sundial]

me and moon started to vc like yesterday i think

[civic ledge]

Most of the time me playing in parties just either hinders me or i ruin the fun with high level competitiveness

And then get regal peed off when i lose in vc xD

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

You should hear me when i play tw in vcs 💀

I literally sound dead

[radiant sundial]

o h

[civic ledge]

Or me on bridge

Thats worse

[manic oriole]

"literally basically"

[proven granite]

Dead chat

[radiant sundial]

shush ;-;

[zinc portal]

Bruh that time the sheriff and the murderer has the same costume

[boreal dragon]

Yes

[civic ledge]

Cd have been teamers

[outer condor]

as u should

personally I’ve always viewed playing w other people as a pain

unless y’all are like friends in a vc just messing around on murder mystery or something

otherwise it’s a hassle

[civic ledge]

Unless its tw trios/squads

[radiant sundial]

hm

i hate playing by myself its so boring 😭

[outer condor]

the only time tw trios or squads is actually trios or squads and not just another way to play solos, is when you’re in a party

it’s fun party queueing treasure wars trios and squads tho

my and my friends used to always hop on a google duo call during the afternoon during quarantine

and we’d play for hours

fr the most fun I’ve ever had on hive

[glossy token]

this is why hive is dying

[hollow haven]

skill issue

[boreal dragon]

Literally

[zinc portal]

I just won as a murderer in 48 seconds 12 kills

[torpid bane]

Feel bad could have a new world record

[zinc portal]

I dont even have replay :(

I just searched it up the worl record was 42 seconds

Im close

[civic ledge]

Morrniin

[civic ledge]

False

Thats speedrun.com

There have been faster times

Much faster

My fastest is 14k 31s and the wr is 15k 31s

[zinc portal]

Oh

[gilded ivy]

Hello

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[radiant sundial]

morning :3

[radiant sundial]

very true

[civic ledge]

Agree to a small degree

Vc chats arent what makes hive hive

[radiant sundial]

ik

i never used them lol

[civic ledge]

Me neither

Like hive chat and plus chat theyre cringe

So idc they were removed

[radiant sundial]

i just said it was dying because it is

[civic ledge]

Whats killing hive is mostly their doing but also microsoft not fixing bugs

[radiant sundial]

yes

[sturdy elm]

Any 1 seen the hidden sus out of bookshelves?

[civic ledge]

Dya mean the people hiding in bookshelves on manor

I had a thought just now

Hive possible did a huge oopsie on mm with the whole "random hive skin" thing

When witch school comes back in yk theres the speed buff that turns you into a chicken

When the buff runs out you probably wouldn't return to the skin you already had

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Chicken will likely be a busted powerup for murderer since you can literally change your skin as murderer

If you have random hive skin

I need to test this in cs..

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Oh my god

It actually works

Hive has allowed people to change their default skin as murderer during a game

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

This will in some situations be pretty op

[radiant sundial]

oml

smh.. hive.. smh...

cant even do something right smh..

[toxic barn]

.

[dusty plover]

I’ve noticed that a lot recently

Pretty annoying sometimes

[civic ledge]

Well its an actual feature

It was the fix to yellow steve

But i dont think they took witch school and the speed buff into consideration

Its the only way you can change your default skin during a murderer game

Ofc you can turn into chicken normally and the astronaut costume but astronaut is permanent for rest of the game and chicken takes you back to your skin normally

But with the randomisation you can basically change your skin as murderer now

If you play witch school that is

[radiant sundial]

hm

[civic ledge]

So really witch school will be a very odd map now

Itd allow you to be targeted much less if you use hive skins and even as murderer its easy to disguise yourself now

So it benefits both sides really

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

I see it more of a pro towards murderer

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[civic ledge]

Since the murderer benefits you against ≥15 people but (most situations) inno will have a chance of protecting you from being targeted from just one player

[grave turret]

Yo! When was this added? How do you do it?

Oh wait

[civic ledge]

The steve fix was around the time of arcade

[grave turret]

Is it just a skin change in menu

[civic ledge]

No its the hive skins

If you have them, every time your skin loads your skin is randomised with a hive skin

And because witch school is the only map where you can change skin for a temporary time and because you cant change your skin as murderer, i had a thought that youd be able to change your skin as murderer

[radiant sundial]

e x p l o i t s b e l i k e

[civic ledge]

Yep

[radiant sundial]

imagine they did it on purpose-

[civic ledge]

Just found a new exploit cus i seen no one else point this out ever

Helloes

I found a new exploit for mm

[radiant sundial]

the sky

then go fishing ez

[civic ledge]

Same

I barely slept last night

[radiant sundial]

oop-

sounds like a you problem

0-0

[civic ledge]

I think ive slept likee,, 20 hours or so in the last week

Cus this bloody heatwave

[radiant sundial]

hmm

imagine having no ac

[civic ledge]

Ac is too expensive

[radiant sundial]

pfffffffff-

[civic ledge]

Ye

Its pretty bad and dont do much but its smt

[radiant sundial]

hmmmm

[outer condor]

hi murder mystery

[glossy token]

your mum

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[barren raven]

Hello

[manic oriole]

please please please submit this as a bug on the forums so they can patch this before holloween

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Hell nah

I like it

Its not a bug

Its how the new feature works

[manic oriole]

an "unintended feature"

[radiant sundial]

._.

[manic oriole]

if u dont report it I will

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[manic oriole]

but it will be annoying to do bc imma have to record it and stuff

[civic ledge]

Let it be known for a bit atleast

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[serene marsh]

alalal

[radiant sundial]

hello

i'm fine

thank you

[jade marten]

found my first message lol

[serene marsh]

I swore you were here longer

[jade marten]

i've been on hive a lot longer, but i reckon i joined here about a month before i sent that message

bc anxiety

[civic ledge]

Idk what my first mesage was lmao

Was probably in sw or dr chat

Ima have to scroll alottttt of messages lol

[vital ridge]

Apparently this is mine, I thought it would've been just "hi"

[civic ledge]

Nvm did it on my pc

[manic oriole]

u have a pc?

[civic ledge]

44.8k messages what the heck..

[civic ledge]

Laptop

[manic oriole]

oh

me too

[civic ledge]

Same thing for me

[civic ledge]

My first message was in cringeland

💀

[vital ridge]

There's definitely worse for sure

[manic oriole]

my first was asking how to get the om nom nom hub title

also wow almost 19k messages

[civic ledge]

first message in mm chat

[manic oriole]

oh

[civic ledge]

Bruh

It didnt show as a reply

first message in mm chat

Thankyou

[manic oriole]

this was mine

clarifying zappers

[civic ledge]

I always was a spaceship fan

I hate myself for including witch school what was wrong with me

[vital ridge]

Oh how the times change

[serene marsh]

im not surprised by this tbh

[topaz shore]

Witch School is one of the best maps fr fr

[manic oriole]

im not sure if I like it anymore

[civic ledge]

XD

[serene marsh]

Error for butterfly clicking

yeah it does that if you click above a certain cps

[manic oriole]

whats the cps?

[serene marsh]

not sure

but i used to get it back when i butterfly'd like 24 so

[manic oriole]

bc people drag like 50+ and don't get kicked from my games

[serene marsh]

ig around the twenties, altho it has happened to me once when i was clicking like 13 lmao

[serene marsh]

maybe it's a consistency check?

[manic oriole]

oh

that would make sense

[jade marten]

my first yippy lol

[serene marsh]

yeah it'd explain why drag clickers don't get kicked

[manic oriole]

pls dont bring that back

[serene marsh]

my first message

[serene marsh]

yippeeeeeee

[civic ledge]

Survival games

[serene marsh]

this is extremely accurate

[civic ledge]

Yh

[serene marsh]

neither of us found out

[civic ledge]

I want to ask that question but with hive as a whole

[serene marsh]

idk how i managed to get top 20 alltime in sg..

i waste a year of my life for #18

[civic ledge]

Idk how i manage to play hive full stop

[serene marsh]

i just don't play hive anymore lol

i main val/java now

[civic ledge]

Honestly good for you

[serene marsh]

and i almost never use discord

[civic ledge]

Im tryna be on cc sb way more all hive does is annoy the frick out of me win or lose

[serene marsh]

hive just got weird for me

i didn't really like the community i was a part of, but it was the only community i could establish myself in - so i just abandoned it

it was fun but i really don't think i fit in

[civic ledge]

I get that

[serene marsh]

i feel a lot more welcomed in valorant and minecraft java

i'm also finally getting to build my very own computer instead of just using my laptop, and i'm really excited about it. all i'm waiting on now is the power supply to get here

[civic ledge]

Hive is just if you dont sweat 10+ cps or arent an eboy or egirl youll probably not fit in

Or cant hold a 3 minute combo

[serene marsh]

see, i fit those categories

but i Do Not Want To

[civic ledge]

Ah

[serene marsh]

it's tiring

and my arm is just.. in pure agony

[civic ledge]

Tell me abt it im tired of literally every game on hive

[serene marsh]

if i come back to hive it'll most likely be murder mystery or deathrun

they're very grindable and far less tiring mentally and physically

[civic ledge]

Arcade was nice to grind but once i finished bd and started bridge then literally every ounce of fun i could ever hope to have diminished

[serene marsh]

arcade was... definitely a needed update. it could've been better tho

[civic ledge]

It was exectued poorly

[radiant sundial]

my first ever message was this ._.

[serene marsh]

i don't put as much blame on them now as i did before after working on several heavy community projects myself

[serene marsh]

hey

idk it's just weird to see the path that hive's going in

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[south onyx]

Do wins give exp?
Like is it worth staying after you die, to win as innocent if the murdere gets shot?

[serene marsh]

Collecting a coin - 2XP
Killing the murderer - 30XP
Killing an innocent/sheriff as the murderer - 10XP
Innocent players are awarded 5XP for every 30 seconds that they survive, this is doubled if they survive until the end of the round

if i were literate i'd comment further

[south onyx]

Ah
So wins mean literally nothing
Unless your tryna climb leaderboard

[serene marsh]

i mean technically

yeah the other games mention xp for winning but murder doesn't, that's wack

strat is to get 10 coins and go murderer hunting ig

[south onyx]

Yea...
Lvl 100 gonna be a grind

[serene marsh]

level 100 is the only thing tempting me to ever log on to hive ever again

[civic ledge]

Goodluck with that

Playing mm for a long time while focusing on keeping good stats is literal mental torture

[radiant sundial]

oop-

i never really watch my stats, i just play :')

[serene marsh]

I’m getting more errors than getting pink

[civic ledge]

I used to be like that

[radiant sundial]

sounds like minecraft hates you

[civic ledge]

Oh to go back to those days

[glossy token]

dont we all lol

[radiant sundial]

true-

[dusty knoll]

yep

[radiant sundial]

lol

[glossy token]

fr

[dusty knoll]

either someone at microsoft really likes the colour pink, or they just don't care to fix bugs

[glossy token]

oh nonono we are talking about how we hate that person!

[dusty knoll]

understandable!

[glossy token]

fr 💯

pov: me to his head

[radiant sundial]

pfffffffff-

lmao

there goes his head lmao

[glossy token]

his head*

get ur fax right‼️‼️

[radiant sundial]

oh yeah mb mb

oh sec imma fix it

[glossy token]

thats what i thought😌💅 periodt sis girl slay queen girl power💃💋❤️‍🔥

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[scarlet leaf]

We need a murder prestige

[radiant sundial]

n o

[glossy token]

y e es

[radiant sundial]

j u s t n o

[glossy token]

mm gets boring w out it

its so easy to level in mm

[radiant sundial]

murder mystery prestige would be a terrible idea ;-;

[glossy token]

i have max prestige on murdery mystery roblox

LMAOOO

[radiant sundial]

.

[glossy token]

its level 10000

1000*

Took me a good 3 years

[radiant sundial]

what the-