🕵・murder-mystery

[dreamy temple]

LMAO

im sorry

but also seven is the most american man in the world

no this is greg

great

nvm

murder mystery

[jade marten]

ew hive chat

[dreamy temple]

mommy

[serene marsh]

What is happening

[jade marten]

idk kinda scared ngl

[serene marsh]

I mean this is funny but

[dreamy temple]

me

it's bc mm

[civic ledge]

@distant karma

[dreamy temple]

NOO

STARR

[civic ledge]

Can ye remove these

[dreamy temple]

why :(

[civic ledge]

Wut

[dreamy temple]

bruuu

i wanted to see how long it would go before mods would look without ping

[serene marsh]

They would never see them

[dreamy temple]

exactly

IVE SEEN that

helix

hi

[jade marten]

hola

bonjour

[dreamy temple]

hallo

[jade marten]

howdy

[dreamy temple]

mmmmm

yum

[jade marten]

g'day mate

hoiyah

[dreamy temple]

helix irl

[serene marsh]

no

[dreamy temple]

seven irl

pain

[serene marsh]

yes

bro

bro

[jade marten]

STOP

[serene marsh]

💀

[dreamy temple]

me irl

is that the stranger things guy

first one me

makeup

HE MUTE

NOO

[jade marten]

@mystic ridge have fun being muted

[dreamy temple]

sad

[serene marsh]

Im surprised he wasnt banned tbh

[dreamy temple]

yes

[jade marten]

sanic is typing

[dreamy temple]

sanic

who

[jade marten]

yes

[hexed bough]

Me

[dreamy temple]

omg

[serene marsh]

omg hi

[hexed bough]

I don't know what he was doing

[dreamy temple]

can we make out

[hexed bough]

No

[dreamy temple]

why

[jade marten]

rejected

[dreamy temple]

can we

[jade marten]

dude im an adult

[hexed bough]

Cause I have better things to do

[dreamy temple]

i'll ask again in a year

[jade marten]

lmao

[dreamy temple]

helix

[serene marsh]

hi

[dreamy temple]

wanna

[serene marsh]

im still in bed

[dreamy temple]

even better

[serene marsh]

see the khat in my pfp? Thats how comfy i am, cant get up

[dreamy temple]

proof

but why do u need to get up when u have ur laptop in bed

[civic ledge]

Hello still in bed, my name is Starr

[serene marsh]

.

[jade marten]

surprised i didnt think of that thbh

[dreamy temple]

wot

[civic ledge]

[jade marten]

nvm it couldn;t send

that;s why i was red

im dumb lol

[distant karma]

[dreamy temple]

[jade marten]

😞

[radiant sundial]

._.

what did i miss-

[jade marten]

a hell of a lot of memes that got removed and the dude was muted lol

[radiant sundial]

o h

well dam

[serene marsh]

I got a warn

[dreamy temple]

i didnt soemhowb

[serene marsh]

Why

[jade marten]

soemhowb

[serene marsh]

I was on vc what I miss

[dull crypt]

The only elim I captured today lol

[dreamy temple]

edater

[rose geode]

Whys ur crosshair so large lmao

[dull crypt]

Lol idk lmao

And did someone just reply to me "SHOOT DREAM"

I have notifs turned on lol

@serene marsh why does it say you're new here lol

That icon

[dreamy temple]

he became emo and left

[dull crypt]

Emo 💀

[dull crypt]

And then he rejoined?

[dreamy temple]

L

[dreamy temple]

sadly

[dull crypt]

Ah kk that explains

I like being og in everything

Emos get big dramas

[dreamy temple]

true

[dull crypt]

Including quitting and rejoining a server 💀

Huh

There's no maths/numbers to calculate the mean of it

You better lol

[civic ledge]

Fishing for trouble

[dreamy temple]

ain't it

[quasi oxide]

fishing for stars

is the only thing I'm fishing for rn

[civic ledge]

You cant fish for stars silly

Stars are in space

[quasi oxide]

I meant you.

[civic ledge]

...i know that

Smh su smh

[quasi oxide]

smh starri smh

[serene marsh]

Wonder if that edater was fishing

[dull crypt]

fishing for fish

[radiant sundial]

hm

i'm just here ._.

[serene marsh]

Carrot Chan I’m actually dying

No way he would be actually genuine, miss me with that

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[dreamy temple]

wot

[radiant sundial]

idek

[serene marsh]

You get the point 🙄

[radiant sundial]

._.

[dreamy temple]

no i am confused

[civic ledge]

Hello confused, my name is Starr

[dreamy temple]

gj kopusu

[serene marsh]

Really

[dreamy temple]

u said somp

[serene marsh]

Oml

[quasi oxide]

imagine getting your msg deleted

[serene marsh]

To “somp”lify it, nobody would make a new account to join a Minecraft server just to edate, makes me wanna ewww

[quasi oxide]

kopusu

[dreamy temple]

who is edating

[serene marsh]

Oml Nevermind

[dreamy temple]

hi

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

That one dude earlier?

Question mark

[dreamy temple]

he was sending memes

[serene marsh]

Disgusting memes then

[quasi oxide]

get back in our dms <3

[serene marsh]

Wut

[radiant sundial]

sus

[quasi oxide]

sh

[radiant sundial]

;-;

yes

lol

[civic ledge]

u

[radiant sundial]

how am i sus? ;-;

[civic ledge]

No i mean

Sus
u

Susu

[radiant sundial]

ohhhh

lol

[quasi oxide]

starri

[civic ledge]

Susu

[quasi oxide]

🔪

[radiant sundial]

0-0

[quasi oxide]

you

[radiant sundial]

oh my-

[quasi oxide]

me

now

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

i'm so confused with you guys' friendship.. ;-;

[serene marsh]

Their friendship is 18+

[civic ledge]

Actually

Oh wait age

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Eugh discord moment

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[quasi oxide]

yeah sure. "friendship"

[civic ledge]

"friendship" yeah

[radiant sundial]

very sus

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

don't look at me

[radiant sundial]

hmmm

[serene marsh]

[civic ledge]

Why not

[quasi oxide]

not you

[radiant sundial]

the more i watch you two the more i think you're more than just friends ;-;

[quasi oxide]

you're very welcome to look

[quasi oxide]

no way

[radiant sundial]

even more sus

[quasi oxide]

what an observation

[civic ledge]

No way

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[manic oriole]

freaking out rn, best stats of my life

[quasi oxide]

crazy right starri

[civic ledge]

We are just friends 100%

[quasi oxide]

totally

[civic ledge]

Totally

[radiant sundial]

hmm

i feel like you're doing this on purpose ;-;

[serene marsh]

Totally not

[radiant sundial]

if only your rank was 100 higher it would've been funnier

4 2 0

[civic ledge]

Id be happy with those stats except murders and coins

[serene marsh]

Where the current state of mm with passive murders plaque the lobbies

[civic ledge]

💀

[radiant sundial]

hm

[civic ledge]

My murders are great as usual

My coins are good too

[serene marsh]

Charge your phone

[radiant sundial]

:')

[civic ledge]

It was an old ss

[serene marsh]

Still

[civic ledge]

That were an hour ago

[proven granite]

i think i accidently smashed my keyboard after reaching level 97

by spamming.

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

Non hive + actually impressive

[civic ledge]

These are by far my worst stats

[manic oriole]

oh

[radiant sundial]

my stats be trash ;-;

[proven granite]

ive been grinding for 2 years i started hive 3 years ago

[manic oriole]

ya i stopped playing as murderer a while ago and i always get my coins stolen bc i never fight for coins bc i avoid people too much

[proven granite]

my first game in hive was hidenseek

[proven granite]

i leveled up 20 so fast..

[manic oriole]

o7

[civic ledge]

Same i think

[proven granite]

[radiant sundial]

people always steal my coins and it annoys me ;-;

[serene marsh]

With 10 day streak applied?

[civic ledge]

You dont need coins for murderer

[proven granite]

39

[serene marsh]

Stop foreshadowing

[manic oriole]

o8?

[radiant sundial]

._.

[proven granite]

also i got lvl 67 so fast 1 year ago because i had a 259 streak

i officialy lost the streak because i went on vacation without wifi

[manic oriole]

wdym

i mean as innocent lol

[radiant sundial]

f

[manic oriole]

as murderer I /q murder or /hub if im in a party

[proven granite]

why

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[civic ledge]

Ohh

[proven granite]

being murderer is fun i kill everyone inclunding hiders

[pallid summit]

i havent gotten one murder elim to being killed first every game

[civic ledge]

Murderer is easy

[radiant sundial]

i just try my best as murd, but i ususally always get shot ;-;

[serene marsh]

Hive moment

[civic ledge]

Ive lost 2 games on murderer this month so far

[proven granite]

i like vacation.

[pallid summit]

im such a w player LOL

[civic ledge]

One today one at the start of the months

[proven granite]

wait hw do u do that

[manic oriole]

o7

[radiant sundial]

i haven't won as murd at all this month ;-;

[proven granite]

how do u do dis

[pallid summit]

hivetools.app in ur browser

[serene marsh]

W pacifist

[proven granite]

ok

[pallid summit]

nonono every one of those 6 deaths is me dying first

[civic ledge]

Even with my trash amazon controller i won as murd almost all the time

[pallid summit]

and then there were like 5 games where the murd rqed

and the others absurd stole my elim

[civic ledge]

Just rampage and kill everyone before they get the chance to get a bow

[radiant sundial]

pfffff-

[pallid summit]

the sherrif is nowhere to be found

until ur dead

[civic ledge]

If the sher is a good player youll know if theyre sher or not

[pallid summit]

no i mean theyre always in a different room

[civic ledge]

If theyre bad they easy to dodge depending where you are

[pallid summit]

last person i kill is always sherrif

dont panic! i found out that i am spelling sheriff incorrectly

[manic oriole]

and if they get targeted you'll never find out

[radiant sundial]

thats what i always do but i always mess up when trying to kill someone, like i hit them but since i always put away the sword after swinging once whenever it doesn't kill them it messes me up

[pallid summit]

my hitreg just goes out the window when im murd

[civic ledge]

It takes practice ig

[radiant sundial]

the hitboxes on mm are just annoying

[manic oriole]

wdym

[civic ledge]

Im only playing agressive on office since i wanna break the 15 kill wr

[radiant sundial]

hm

[civic ledge]

The other maps i play agressive yea

But nowehere near to how aggressive i play on office

Idrc if i lose on office or not

[manic oriole]

i always just run around and stab whoever i see

no matter the map

[serene marsh]

What’s the other maps, I only see office /s

[manic oriole]

im sure its a bad strat but idk

i just want it over with

[civic ledge]

Eso is funnest murderer map

[radiant sundial]

the mm hitboxes are so weird, like whenever i'm murd i have to be right next to someone to kill them with the sword but when i'm inno the murd can kill me from miles away-

[manic oriole]

no eso is a /q murder murderer map

[proven granite]

i got timed out for 4 mins..

[radiant sundial]

very true

[proven granite]

monthly ranking…

[radiant sundial]

imagine

hm

[proven granite]

all time.

[radiant sundial]

idrk if thats good or not cause idk what stats are good or bad ;-;

[proven granite]

why did i get timed out for 4 mins…

[radiant sundial]

i'm not a stat geek ;-;

[radiant sundial]

idek

[proven granite]

no i jsust checked my stats

[serene marsh]

Because MEE6 has a thing for you

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[proven granite]

sad

[civic ledge]

My monthly this month is by far my worst ive done

[radiant sundial]

actually its "BEE6"

[serene marsh]

It’s just going to get worser, for us all

[civic ledge]

But my all time for some reason is still solid ig

[proven granite]

idk MEE6s thing for me is just “dont send too many CAPS in your MESSAGES

[serene marsh]

Cap

[radiant sundial]

.

[proven granite]

cap its MEE6

[radiant sundial]

hive nicknamed it "BEE6" so ye

[proven granite]

its hive.

not discord

[radiant sundial]

ik

[proven granite]

whats your monthly stats ?.

[radiant sundial]

i said it as a joke

[serene marsh]

Beeehave

I’m on their good books now

[radiant sundial]

uh huh..

[serene marsh]

Gonna get teriyaki chicken crisps

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[proven granite]

oh.. uhh charge your phone

[radiant sundial]

lol

[civic ledge]

Its charging rn lol

[serene marsh]

Oh she’s triggered

[civic ledge]

Who

[radiant sundial]

oh?

[proven granite]

whos “She”

[radiant sundial]

well its either me or starr cause i'm pretty sure me and starr are the only ones that are here rn that goes by "she"

[proven granite]

im too poor to afford hive+

[civic ledge]

Ye

[serene marsh]

Starrdoom, sorry I’m sleepy but hungry

[civic ledge]

Im not triggered?

Lmao

[serene marsh]

You planning going to go for 100 without +?

[proven granite]

its 9:19pm for me ..

[radiant sundial]

rip

[proven granite]

yes

[serene marsh]

Once you get 100 I’ll buy you +

[proven granite]

i dont see u on hive everyday.

[radiant sundial]

well dam

[serene marsh]

I’m EU

[proven granite]

nah im ok with no +

[proven granite]

oh im NA

[radiant sundial]

yes hive + doesn't really do much anyway

[proven granite]

wait does tiktok rank still exist

bc my tiktok has 25.0K fol.

[radiant sundial]

._.

[quasi oxide]

they stopped the applications like a year or two ago

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[quasi oxide]

p sure they have to choose them now

[civic ledge]

Year ago

[proven granite]

sad

[serene marsh]

Wonder if they were getting spammed with applications

[quasi oxide]

not sure

[civic ledge]

Its easy to gain tiktok followers i hear

[serene marsh]

Not having tiktok on your phone

Feels good to be alive

[proven granite]

i only watch mc tiktok

[serene marsh]

^

[proven granite]

not cringy ahh posts

[serene marsh]

I think its bad either way

I’ve seen some stuff that just completely negates the TOS

[serene marsh]

What major company cares about the ToS

They only care about it when they want to care

Back when people did that bug thing on lives to scam gifts

[radiant sundial]

me over here with no phone

[serene marsh]

1.5 mill likes damn

[radiant sundial]

i love how theres just a rick roll

[proven granite]

subway surfers in mc. my most popular vid. 11.2M view hehehxisbdkds

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

Flexing status 😒

[proven granite]

idk i just put a random rickroll to rickroll people

[proven granite]

atleast i rickrolled 11.2M people

[serene marsh]

Okay that’s justified

[quasi oxide]

yea it is I don't post or anything

[proven granite]

anyways ill just play mm

[quasi oxide]

people just follow

[serene marsh]

Y E S

[serene marsh]

Is it?

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

What?

[radiant sundial]

idk

[serene marsh]

Okay

[radiant sundial]

mhm

[serene marsh]

What

[radiant sundial]

hm

[manic oriole]

imagine having tiktok smh

couldnt be me

[serene marsh]

Same

[quasi oxide]

ah right I also dislike tt bc my main I never posted or commented with got banned so I can't use my ign anymore

[civic ledge]

I just dont like tiktok

I rarely find anything good

[quasi oxide]

they banned alot of people for no reason

[radiant sundial]

imagine having a phone couldn't be me

[serene marsh]

I had to see the cringe I posted my guy

[quasi oxide]

but mothers giving life didn't get banned for posting videos

[serene marsh]

Just generic anime edits

[manic oriole]

what

thats a cult right

[serene marsh]

Mhm

[quasi oxide]

I'm dead serious

[manic oriole]

theres no way that "Mothers giving life" isn't a cult

or a pharmacy

[civic ledge]

Wha-

[quasi oxide]

nope it's what it sounds like

[serene marsh]

wait WHAT

[quasi oxide]

they video taped it

and posted.it

[radiant sundial]

?

[serene marsh]

Why would anyone do that

[quasi oxide]

no clue why but it was sickening to watch

anywho this is nsfw

[frank wasp]

this chat is a cult 🤦‍♂️

[quasi oxide]

ty

[civic ledge]

Ty

[serene marsh]

That is not okay

[manic oriole]

don't u have a nickname for susu now

[quasi oxide]

ofc not

[manic oriole]

u should tell her it

[serene marsh]

It is

[manic oriole]

please

[quasi oxide]

LOL

[frank wasp]

susu?

[serene marsh]

Ily2 falliah

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[manic oriole]

@quasi oxide

[frank wasp]

it’s literally people bowing down before asu and star

[topaz shore]

One of the main reasons why I will never use this app

[serene marsh]

I haven’t seen that

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

no way he's still that obsessed w me that he thinks how are you is a nickname for me

[frank wasp]

you can’t because your head is bowed

[radiant sundial]

pffffff-

[manic oriole]

u should look down like 4 messages to see my response, it was very funny imo

[civic ledge]

Lmao

[manic oriole]

just saying

[serene marsh]

Sure

[manic oriole]

wait you aren't bowing?

how terrible

[quasi oxide]

I saw💀 😭

it's great

[manic oriole]

lol

ty ty

[civic ledge]

People dont "bow" to me 💀

[manic oriole]

*bows*

[quasi oxide]

bows

[manic oriole]

🏹

[serene marsh]

What do they do then?

[civic ledge]

It was prompted that time

[serene marsh]

you survived

[civic ledge]

Im just talkative lmao

[manic oriole]

compliment her

obviously

[quasi oxide]

that's bc he's a hater for no reason

[hushed lion]

wrong thing i sent

[manic oriole]

falliah is a massive troll lol, you'll find that out the longer u stay in this chat

[quasi oxide]

oh wait I did send like 3 videos and ss of him being a troll

[civic ledge]

💀

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

a while ago he said ew and stared at me when he found me in a lobby

and ofc I ss it and sent it here

he didn't like that let's just say that

[civic ledge]

💀

[civic ledge]

He stares at you yet accused everyone else of bowing to us

[serene marsh]

Warming reception I see

[radiant sundial]

hm

[quasi oxide]

if you've seen his other msgs you'd see he stans me hard

just in a fake I h8 you way

[civic ledge]

Ive seen alot lmao

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Remember i been here near a year now

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[serene marsh]

?

[quasi oxide]

ofc

[quasi oxide]

boo

[serene marsh]

no

[quasi oxide]

damn

I tried

[serene marsh]

Say sorry to susu

[serene marsh]

You have?

[radiant sundial]

B o O

[serene marsh]

why

[serene marsh]

Sorry what

Because

[civic ledge]

Roughly yeah

[radiant sundial]

i said boo

[civic ledge]

July was when i first properly played mm

[serene marsh]

yes because

[quasi oxide]

fr

[serene marsh]

Wow

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

i didn't do anything

[quasi oxide]

always say sorry to the susu

[serene marsh]

false

[quasi oxide]

true

[serene marsh]

false statment

Positive

[quasi oxide]

true statement

[serene marsh]

negative

[quasi oxide]

positive

[serene marsh]

i didn't do anything for me to say sorry

Falliah was right

Oh bother

🙄

😒

[quasi oxide]

I beg to differ 😗

[radiant sundial]

.

yes always say sorry to asu

[serene marsh]

no

no

[radiant sundial]

yes

[serene marsh]

no

[serene marsh]

I’m seeing it even more now

susu don't need a sorry

[radiant sundial]

huh?

[radiant sundial]

yes they do

[serene marsh]

reasoning

[serene marsh]

^

[serene marsh]

true

This is ruff

[radiant sundial]

i'm just joining in cause i'm bored lol

[serene marsh]

uh huh

[serene marsh]

Understandable

[radiant sundial]

yeah but asu deserves an apology

[serene marsh]

Damn

For what?

[radiant sundial]

idek

[serene marsh]

for what

[civic ledge]

confusion

[quasi oxide]

this is good I like this

[serene marsh]

i didn't do anything

[serene marsh]

yea that makes sense

im not saying sorry-

[quasi oxide]

you just did

[serene marsh]

Yes

[frank wasp]

asu is spoldgers alt

[quasi oxide]

LETS GO

I'm the owner now

[frank wasp]

thats why you get banned when you criticize her fanbase

[quasi oxide]

and for this next update

[serene marsh]

Conspiracy theorist

[quasi oxide]

mm gets every update

for

uhhh

ever

[civic ledge]

Ew

[civic ledge]

YAY

[serene marsh]

YES

[serene marsh]

that's a nightmare

[quasi oxide]

I'm a W owner

[civic ledge]

You are

Wowner

[serene marsh]

debatable

[radiant sundial]

yes

[frank wasp]

Enough of your schizo ramblings. Can’t you take a normal thought that is backed up with logic and reason without condemning the author to being a Conspiracy Theorist?

[quasi oxide]

YEO

[hushed lion]

Somebody got hat and they went under the map and let's just say I had to go through a whole 5 minutes running for my life

[radiant sundial]

w owner

[serene marsh]

fish

[quasi oxide]

approved

[serene marsh]

What logic/reason?

[frank wasp]

You haven’t been here long enough, have you? 👀

[serene marsh]

You haven’t backed anything up

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

vine boom

[frank wasp]

🤓

[frank wasp]

funny meme reference! +1

[radiant sundial]

i wonder what hive would've been like if asu was owner tho..

[quasi oxide]

better

[serene marsh]

rock eyebrow raise

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

I don’t want to know

[civic ledge]

Mm wouldnt be where it is now

[radiant sundial]

very true

[quasi oxide]

it'd be great

[civic ledge]

Itd be fun and not a dead playerbase

[radiant sundial]

yes

[quasi oxide]

teamers and targeters despise me 😈

[radiant sundial]

when was the last time mm got an update anyway-

[frank wasp]

@radiant sundial nice bio 👍👍👍

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[frank wasp]

player detecting item

[radiant sundial]

thanks ig

[serene marsh]

I was going to say something

[frank wasp]

I know how you feel when you say “i’m fine” 😔😔😭😭🥶

[quasi oxide]

around 2 years

[radiant sundial]

oml..

[frank wasp]

false information

[radiant sundial]

i'm fine :>

[frank wasp]

Asu is spreading disinformation!!!

[serene marsh]

Okay now I actually wish you were the hive owner

[frank wasp]

it just got updated, they added eso hotel!

[radiant sundial]

lol

eso has been a thing for a while now ;-;

[serene marsh]

WHAT

[frank wasp]

july==november 👍

[quasi oxide]

I said around babes

[frank wasp]

🤓

[civic ledge]

💀

[quasi oxide]

:)

[serene marsh]

Um.

[radiant sundial]

welp-

[frank wasp]

🤡

[serene marsh]

Charge your phone

[quasi oxide]

see what I mean by 'I h8 you' stan

[serene marsh]

What

[quasi oxide]

just bc you said that nah

[frank wasp]

laughs at 1% 👏👏

[serene marsh]

My man

[quasi oxide]

W his phone gonna die and he wont be here

[radiant sundial]

imagine not charging your phone

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

Mine is at 28%
I’m not charging it

[civic ledge]

Me when falliahs phone dies

[quasi oxide]

I'm at 23

[quasi oxide]

hot

[frank wasp]

TIL: I’ve been playing longer than all of u 🥰

[serene marsh]

Sorry what

[radiant sundial]

my laptop is charging at all times >:3

[dreamy temple]

hi

[frank wasp]

ugly 🤮🤮

[dreamy temple]

that is not good for ur battery

[radiant sundial]

no u

[frank wasp]

this!!!!

[radiant sundial]

well it hasn't done anything to the battery so far so ye

[frank wasp]

yet

[quasi oxide]

that's not an uno card

[radiant sundial]

thats not even a reverse card .-.

[frank wasp]

whoops

[dreamy temple]

gottem

[frank wasp]

it’s a pic of all of u

[serene marsh]

You might want to take out the battery pack from your laptop so it doesn’t burn out

[frank wasp]

merged together via faceapp

[dreamy temple]

gottemm

[radiant sundial]

eh

my laptop is a chromebook ;-;

[frank wasp]

make sure to wash the battery with soap and water once a month to keep it nice and clean :))

[frank wasp]

☠️

[radiant sundial]

ye not happening

[dreamy temple]

i should start doing this :0

[frank wasp]

“i’m afraid to clean batteries” -🤓

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

dieth

[dreamy temple]

me to @turbid pumice

[serene marsh]

Did you know:
The iPhone 15 will have a feature that allows you to charge your phone by microwaving it?

[dreamy temple]

cant wait

[civic ledge]

Ayo

[frank wasp]

funni 100 😐

[turbid pumice]

WHY NO

[radiant sundial]

i'm pretty sure cleaning a battery with soap and water would break it-

[dreamy temple]

[serene marsh]

Ya think?

[radiant sundial]

pfffffffff-

[frank wasp]

that’s what they want you to think 🙄

[turbid pumice]

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

mcdonalds phone

[frank wasp]

@turbid pumice shush + who are you???

[radiant sundial]

.

[dreamy temple]

this is funny

[frank wasp]

blocked for being unfunny

[dreamy temple]

gottem

[radiant sundial]

you're unfunny

[dreamy temple]

good one

[frank wasp]

-🤓

[dreamy temple]

ohhh

goin down

[radiant sundial]

is unfunny even a word??

[dreamy temple]

ohhh!!

[quasi oxide]

why's your pfp look like it's so sweaty

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[turbid pumice]

u h h h

[dreamy temple]

kurt. kurtsworld96

[frank wasp]

Looks like “unfunny” is having an existential crisis

[quasi oxide]

waynes world

[dreamy temple]

@young siren can i have ur ign

[serene marsh]

Kurt needs a shower like now

[dreamy temple]

he does shower

[quasi oxide]

his name needs a shower

[radiant sundial]

._.

[dreamy temple]

no

[serene marsh]

Filthy

[quasi oxide]

wait kurt cobain

[dreamy temple]

whjy r u being so mean to kurt

no

kurtsworld96

[radiant sundial]

hm

[dreamy temple]

wait nvm sorry random person

[frank wasp]

ew kurt cobain is npc music

[serene marsh]

What had more guts than him?

[civic ledge]

[dreamy temple]

u listen to wheezer.

[frank wasp]

your point?

[serene marsh]

The wall behind him

[quasi oxide]

you listen to better music

W

[dreamy temple]

hi

[dreamy temple]

tY

[quasi oxide]

totally not bc you've been listening to songs I showed you

no other reason

[serene marsh]

What is happening here

[dreamy temple]

half yes

[frank wasp]

asu controls half the people here confirmed?

[dreamy temple]

TRUE

[radiant sundial]

.

[frank wasp]

I already know asu is blackmailing starr

[dreamy temple]

ALL HAIL

[frank wasp]

and she killed matt

[serene marsh]

More slander

[dreamy temple]

OMG

[quasi oxide]

that's right

I'm secretly controlling everyone

[radiant sundial]

shes not controlling me actually >:3

[quasi oxide]

every soul

[dreamy temple]

GOTTEM

[frank wasp]

she bullied matt so hard 😔✊

[dreamy temple]

OMG

[serene marsh]

YET

[frank wasp]

🤡

[quasi oxide]

fr now he's 6 ft under

[dreamy temple]

LOMG

[radiant sundial]

nahh she never will

[frank wasp]

why’s your pfp an ostrige?

big bird

[quasi oxide]

a what

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

.

[dreamy temple]

HUH

[frank wasp]

an ostridgh

[dreamy temple]

an ostroage

[quasi oxide]

a orange

[dreamy temple]

ostaoragch

[frank wasp]

one of these

[quasi oxide]

organism

[serene marsh]

I don’t think she’s controlling me either, but ya never know…

[dreamy temple]

close

[civic ledge]

I almost misread that-

[quasi oxide]

gargantuan

[frank wasp]

u both have rip techno in ur bio

[serene marsh]

Oml

[serene marsh]

Oh god

[frank wasp]

I love how asu is avoiding the question 🤨

[serene marsh]

Actually it’s my status

[frank wasp]

🤓

[dreamy temple]

🤓

i was gona say

[frank wasp]

🤡

[quasi oxide]

you love me🤨

[dreamy temple]

[frank wasp]

🤡

[dreamy temple]

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

:0

[quasi oxide]

fr

[dreamy temple]

[civic ledge]

Well i mean who wouldnt

[quasi oxide]

LOL TRUE

[dreamy temple]

[frank wasp]

alt

[radiant sundial]

i love no one >:3

[serene marsh]

All these emojis and then just ._.

[dreamy temple]

ok

[frank wasp]

and nobody loves you back ❤️

[radiant sundial]

i have no nitro :')

[quasi oxide]

she too poor for nitro

[civic ledge]

Akternate reality

[dreamy temple]

ok"

[serene marsh]

Same

[radiant sundial]

rip

[dreamy temple]

L

[serene marsh]

.

It’s not that bad though

[radiant sundial]

also thats you not me

[civic ledge]

[frank wasp]

ugh my neighbors are setting off fireworks 😒

[quasi oxide]

W neighborhood

[dreamy temple]

its the 9th of july

[quasi oxide]

exactly

[frank wasp]

brooklyn heights

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

[frank wasp]

shush

[serene marsh]

Apparently 4th of July in some states still

[serene marsh]

No

[frank wasp]

funny

[serene marsh]

Americans

[frank wasp]

your discord username is shining through 🥰🥰

[quasi oxide]

can of merry

[radiant sundial]

.

[frank wasp]

.

[dreamy temple]

happy birhtdysa

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

happy christmas

[serene marsh]

R/ihadastroke

dot

,

[dreamy temple]

hi

[civic ledge]

Merry easter

[serene marsh]

Merry Chrysler

[serene marsh]

Okay
Yes

[quasi oxide]

day valentines merry happy

[frank wasp]

r/ihavereddit r/foundthemobileuser

[pallid summit]

dw my neighbors were setting off fireworks on july 2nd

[frank wasp]

reddit 😃😃👍

[civic ledge]

Happy valenmas

[frank wasp]

july day 😃

we’re off topic

[pallid summit]

who is ur valentine

[frank wasp]

Anyways

[quasi oxide]

I'm gonna sneak into your house and throw impact exploding firecrackers

[frank wasp]

What is everyone’s favorite map?

[pallid summit]

thatd be normal

[serene marsh]

Welcome to #🕵・murder-mystery

[frank wasp]

my bloody valentine

[serene marsh]

We’re never on topic here

[quasi oxide]

the whole box

[frank wasp]

and?

[radiant sundial]

pffffffff-

[pallid summit]

still normal

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

your pfp definitely shows how normal you'd think it is

[frank wasp]

🤓

[serene marsh]

🤓

[quasi oxide]

just eat the body parts why you complaining

free dinner

[civic ledge]

Free meat

[quasi oxide]

fr

[civic ledge]

Eat tha meat

[radiant sundial]

w h a t

[civic ledge]

Yommy meat

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[serene marsh]

Don’t ask
I have a meme for every occasion

[radiant sundial]

oml..

[radiant sundial]

w h y

[serene marsh]

ō_ō

[civic ledge]

Who hear and see hostile voices visions

[serene marsh]

I have no idea

[frank wasp]

i’m guessing you’re a redditor

[frank wasp]

me irl

[quasi oxide]

too many words

I ain't readin that

[serene marsh]

We’re all more sane than that
Slightly

[frank wasp]

me😃👍

[serene marsh]

I am. Your point?

[frank wasp]

it’s beneficial and could save your life

[frank wasp]

kek

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

Time for sleep, night night everyone

[serene marsh]

Oh, I’m seeing things again, better go grab my trusty laser pointer!

[serene marsh]

Goodnight

[quasi oxide]

what if I just listen to them

no need to read

[radiant sundial]

sleep is for the weak

[frank wasp]

you’re suppose to carry it with you, ideally on a lanyard or keychain

[serene marsh]

Free audiobooks

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[frank wasp]

they make you do horrible,
horrible things

when you wake up your soul will not be pure

[serene marsh]

I already do horrible things

[frank wasp]

I know, you use reddit

[radiant sundial]

dam

f

[quasi oxide]

psh can't be that bad

[serene marsh]

I eat pineapple pizza

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

Multi-kill

[frank wasp]

your point?

[quasi oxide]

I eat people

[frank wasp]

🤨

[radiant sundial]

0-0

[serene marsh]

Same

[frank wasp]

ban asu!!!

[serene marsh]

Calm your body fluids

[quasi oxide]

no

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[frank wasp]

asu is a 💩💩

[serene marsh]

Sorry wut

[frank wasp]

🤨

[quasi oxide]

chocolate ice cream

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

Sure

[frank wasp]

yeppers

[quasi oxide]

not here💀

[civic ledge]

YUM

I had pineapple pizza for dinner

[frank wasp]

AHA

[civic ledge]

What?

L

Got deleted

[serene marsh]

pineapple pizza 💀

[radiant sundial]

._.

[frank wasp]

starr i think mumbojumbo hacked your youtube. btw i

[civic ledge]

Ok

[frank wasp]

or grian

i hear his voice

[quasi oxide]

grain

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

Should I buy hive+?

[radiant sundial]

grain?

[quasi oxide]

yes

the food stuff

[radiant sundial]

if you want

[frank wasp]

it’sna scam

dont buy

[serene marsh]

As a non, I am intimidated by the amount of green

[civic ledge]

You think i sound like mumbo or grian what

Nah i sound like Stampy lmao

[frank wasp]

bro

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[frank wasp]

who stanpy?

[radiant sundial]

.

[frank wasp]

who is stanpy?

[civic ledge]

Stampy

[frank wasp]

🤓

[radiant sundial]

you're so uncultured if you don't know stampy..

[frank wasp]

I know dream and techno

that’s it

[radiant sundial]

.

[frank wasp]

and mumbo/grian

/toycat

[serene marsh]

You uncultured swine.

[radiant sundial]

stampy is like the most nostalgic youtuber ever

[serene marsh]

Yes

[radiant sundial]

does stampy still make videos?

idk actually-

[civic ledge]

Yes

[radiant sundial]

dam

[frank wasp]

WHO IS stampy?

[serene marsh]

,,

[radiant sundial]

oml..

[serene marsh]

Good

hoq sowa aomwonw nor knwo who stmapy is

[civic ledge]

https://youtube.com/c/stampycat

[frank wasp]

“idioting”

[serene marsh]

Look it up

[radiant sundial]

l e a v e

[frank wasp]

#🎥・self-promotion

[serene marsh]

?

[civic ledge]

Bro how it self promotion

[frank wasp]

your username lol

[serene marsh]

GET OUT

[frank wasp]

my funny joke

[quasi oxide]

he just called you an amazing yt

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[radiant sundial]

true

[civic ledge]

Id be far surprised if anyone in hive had 10m subs

[serene marsh]

bad ser ver

[radiant sundial]

lol

dam

[frank wasp]

big hive yt ers are cringe 1000

[serene marsh]

The partners:

[civic ledge]

As in a hive yter

Who makes mostly/soley hive content

[serene marsh]

every hive youtuber is

[frank wasp]

every youtuber, actually

[serene marsh]

Yea

[frank wasp]

they want u to watch their “content”

[civic ledge]

Not every hive yt is cringe

[serene marsh]

hives cringe

[frank wasp]

“content”=propaganda

[civic ledge]

There are some good ones

[radiant sundial]

my youtube channel is technically only mm but to be fair i'm not a popular youtuber

[serene marsh]

more slander

[civic ledge]

Im far from big but im technically the biggest active mm yter

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[frank wasp]

Every hive yter is just crappy combos and too many effects 🤮

[civic ledge]

Cus plushie left and jz hasnt made a mm video in a long time iirc

[frank wasp]

I hate seeing effects

[serene marsh]

That reminds me
I need to sub to you

[frank wasp]

📸🤨

[quasi oxide]

nah but that's true with the wannabe yts

[frank wasp]

literally just make vanilla mc clips