🕵・murder-mystery

[vital ridge]

So like a warning from staff (not the bot) and then muted?

[serene marsh]

Put the cookie down!

[manic oriole]

😢

[civic ledge]

me brings in one skittle to school

Teacher: share it with the rest of the class!

[jade marten]

i got sent out so many times at school, i was such a little rascal (for lack of a slightly more offensive word)

[vital ridge]

The filter hits hard

[serene marsh]

From the bot itself

[vital ridge]

Oh

[civic ledge]

I was apparently a popular once back in primary school

[jade marten]

i remember we had a year group assembly and they had a thing where they showed who had the most detentions, i was thinking to myself i'm on the leaderboard lmao

i really was grinding detentions at school tho

[vital ridge]

I was just the quiet kid that existed

[civic ledge]

I were voted school council leader twice in separate years, was the house captain in year 6 and apparently came out with great lines due to my verbal dyspraxia messing up my speech

Then in secondary school i was just there

[vital ridge]

I was just there from reception to yr13

Nothing more nothing less

[serene marsh]

Heh I was a punching bag c:

[jade marten]

yup i was a massive target for abuse

[civic ledge]

I was in y9-11

[vital ridge]

I was too unreactive to be a target

[serene marsh]

But secondary really made me find more about myself which I came to accept my autism

[jade marten]

ooo i have autism too

[vital ridge]

I didn't even know I had autism until last year

[jade marten]

i was diagnosed when i was 6 i believe

[vital ridge]

My mam didn't want me to get tested when I was young so I just went through school as a normal kid until last year when I actually got the chance

[jade marten]

damn 2007 was a long time ago

[jade marten]

the majority of this dc probably wasn't even alive then

[vital ridge]

The majority of this discord is probably younger than the 3ds

[civic ledge]

I have speech condition and it was bad when i was younger and since y12 it made a mini comeback lmao so y12 was me accepting im gt be hard to understand verbally and i may come out with random gibberish bc i talk so fast my brain cant process what to say next so it says something completely random XD

[serene marsh]

Probably why the filter exists lol

[vital ridge]

Even though you're meant to be at least 13 to use discord

[jade marten]

so that would be anyone born from 2009 onwards then

wait no

2009 and befire

[vital ridge]

2008

Some people from 2009 will still be 12

[civic ledge]

"are you 18 or over?"
7 year old
Clicks yes
"Welcome to (think of an 18+ website)!"

[jade marten]

2009 my cousin was born then and he's 13

[vital ridge]

Yeah just depends on the month

[jade marten]

true

[vital ridge]

Tbf I've probably been playing hive longer than people in this discord have been alive

[jade marten]

i honestly wish id played it back when i played java

but yk cant see the future

[serene marsh]

“Terms of service exists”

Literally any kid; “hehe I can’t read”

[vital ridge]

I played it way back in 2013, back when it was the server to play sg

Pretty sure it was called hunger games back then as well

[civic ledge]

I remember there was a discord server my first ex was a mod for and it was 18+ and you literally had to show a picture of your ID (covering the very personal details) before being allowed to send any messages

As proof of age

[vital ridge]

That's as bad as having to show id to buy an energy drink

[serene marsh]

Jesus that’s taking it to the extreme

[civic ledge]

That reminds me of something hilarious that happened w me and my bro

It were back when i were 14 so he were like 22 or something

Me at 14:
Gets offered pint at a pub

My bro at 22:
Got ID'd for a movie rated 12+

💀

[vital ridge]

Yeah sounds about right

[civic ledge]

We live in a society

[vital ridge]

Well we are a country in Europe

[serene marsh]

Where blockbusters doesn’t exist

[vital ridge]

The age to drink isn't how old you can be before you drink, it's the oldest age you can be before actually having one

[jade marten]

i still get ided for energy drinks anc im (read my bio not saying it here)

[vital ridge]

I don't even drink energy drinks, last time I bought one was before they started IDing you, and I was only 11

[civic ledge]

I used to have energy drinks heavy

[vital ridge]

Never been a fan of them

[jade marten]

i also got asked for id recently buying a 12 dvd like why

[vital ridge]

I just drink tap water

[civic ledge]

I drink too much soda

[jade marten]

tbf im often mistaken for not even an adult but thsts just rude

[vital ridge]

I think they just base it on physical features like height

[civic ledge]

Im mistaken for god knows what

People be seein some 6"4 giant in somewhat girlish clothes and a ponytail no one knows what to call me XD

[serene marsh]

Is the reason why I started to grow my hair out so I can look older I’m like having people saying that I’m 4 years younger

[vital ridge]

I've only been asked for id once and I wasn't the one getting a drink

I'm just tall so I don't think they bother asking me

[civic ledge]

My height tells my age heavily

[jade marten]

i'm tallish, but apparently i look like a child

tbf i behave like one too

[serene marsh]

6’ foot gang

[civic ledge]

Im by far tallest in my fam

And also the youngest

[jade marten]

i swear i'm a midget compared to u lot

[vital ridge]

Both of my parents are 5ft and then I'm just 6'2

[civic ledge]

My dad was kinda tall i got alot of my genetics from him

My mum be hella short tho

[serene marsh]

Annd I’m 6”3 crazy

[vital ridge]

My dad's 5'6, my mam is 5'1

[serene marsh]

I feel so bad for you lmao

[civic ledge]

I wish i was

I dont like being tall xD

[vital ridge]

I don't mind it

I don't like being the tall one in the family as I'm made to reach everything on the top shelves

[jade marten]

i swear if u had us standing next to each other i would 100% look like the youngest - i assume cause i dont know what yall look like lol

[serene marsh]

Being tall and clumsy does not mix

[jade marten]

wait i just realised im short for a tall person, but not short

i am a very tall midget

[civic ledge]

You seen me from mays server right

[jade marten]

nope

[vital ridge]

You could have said average height but that works as well

[civic ledge]

Oh i sent a few pics in face reveal there

[jade marten]

ah okay

[serene marsh]

I did somewhat did a face reveal whilst showing my hands one night but the photo got deleted because why not

[vital ridge]

Never done a face reveal before, probably never will

[serene marsh]

Don’t blame you honestly

[vital ridge]

I think only one person in this discord knows what I look like, and that's only because he's my cousin

[civic ledge]

My pfp cd use an update tbh my hair has grown alot since my recent ex did the pfp for me

[vital ridge]

I could definitely do with some sleep before it gets too bright

[civic ledge]

Oh wait its 4:30-

[vital ridge]

Also just realised my phone hasn't been charging this entire time because of a power cut

[civic ledge]

God the pigeons are awake

[serene marsh]

Susu is gonna be fuming

[civic ledge]

Dont tell her pls

[serene marsh]

You have my word

[vital ridge]

Do it

[civic ledge]

[vital ridge]

Boo

[serene marsh]

HUH

[civic ledge]

Ima get some sleep now gn yall

[jade marten]

goodnightttt

or morning lol

[serene marsh]

Christ its actually daylight

[vital ridge]

Not causing chaos

[jade marten]

this crow outside does not wanna shut up lmao

[serene marsh]

Damn these blackout curtains are good

[vital ridge]

I'm gonna get blinded

Stupid roof window

[serene marsh]

Oh god lol you really set yourself up for that

[vital ridge]

I normally don't sleep at 4:40 to be fair

[serene marsh]

[vital ridge]

Eh I can probably unscuff my sleep schedule by tomorrow if I don't get much sleep today

[jade marten]

goodnight ima get my 4-5 hours sleep before i have to be up lmao

[serene marsh]

Staying up 4:40 am on a weekday

We have our priorities

[vital ridge]

Not like I'm in school or anything

[serene marsh]

Night night

[turbid pumice]

Hi @dreamy temple

[serene marsh]

She’s muted

[turbid pumice]

ik

[serene marsh]

Damn

[turbid pumice]

whole point

[serene marsh]

😏

[jade marten]

why am i hearing seagulls

this is london why

[serene marsh]

Because it’s the UK

[jade marten]

and that crow still wont bloody shut up

[serene marsh]

You might wanna edit that lol

[jade marten]

ive said that before and starr uses it all the time lol

[serene marsh]

Heheh I’ll use it and get muted that’s how it’ll work

[jade marten]

yup thats hive for u

[serene marsh]

Never mind seagulls or pigeons going off I have the whole bloody damn zoo here

[turbid pumice]

ooooo

sounds fun

[lost hollow]

amongus

[drifting musk]

not nice to piing ppl who r u muted ...

[turbid pumice]

ok @dreamy temple

[manic oriole]

ya @dreamy temple

[raw aurora]

im so silly sometimes

[drifting musk]

silly goofy mood!

[raw aurora]

😊

[potent dawn]

messed up my left ear

[manic oriole]

rip

get well soon bro

[lost hollow]

Goofy ah mod

[potent dawn]

like i mean

i only hear static out of it

[mighty rain]

bruh ikr

[outer condor]

i cant even say anything

cause im muted

[mighty rain]

loll

[hushed lion]

Wait I thought when your muted you aren't able to see chat or is that Microsoft/xbox muted?

[outer condor]

microsoft mute most likely

cause i can see chat

but nobody can see my messages

this all happened after my brother got my account banned for a month

after he hopped onto it and went around hive using colorful words

[hushed lion]

Ah

[outer condor]

yup

from that day on i learned the lesson

that you should never share an mc account with an 8 year old

and that you shouldnt allow them to do whatever on it

or else you will come back after a month of not playing, to see your account has been banned

[jade marten]

lol

[vagrant phoenix]

Which is why I never let my siblings on servers xD

[civic ledge]

Lucky for me i have no younger siblings

Dont gotta deal w no annoying kids

[jade marten]

lol me and my sister are so distant, i don't think she'd even care lmao

[civic ledge]

Im the only one in my fam who really plays games

[jade marten]

same here, my parents aren't into that kind of thing really and my sister is more the would rather be out her friends type (usually at a pub lol)

[vital ridge]

My brother plays a lot of games but my sister rarely does

[civic ledge]

My bro plays animal crossing and mk8d sometimes

But thats abt it

My oldest bro is into running

And my sis is a mum

[vital ridge]

My brother plays a lot of destiny and Nintendo stuff, my sister only ever likes games like red dead

[winged axle]

my siblings don’t game at all 🙂

[jade marten]

i think my sister occasionally plays mc java, but that's as far as it goes i think

[vital ridge]

Neither of mine play mc

[jade marten]

found her lol

[vital ridge]

nice batman skin

[jade marten]

it is nice ngl

this is the skin i probably like playing as most

[vital ridge]

A friend made me a skin over a year ago but I don't have access to it anymore since I got a new pc

[jade marten]

ah. i just look on namemc until i find something i like, sometimes i edit skins and they're kinda unique, but i couldn't make a skin from scratch

i'm not creative like that

[vital ridge]

I just steal skins cause I'm lazy

[jade marten]

i sometimes like taking skins and doing things like, i took the steve skin and made it backwards

it's been done before but i guess i wanted to prove to myself i could do it lol

[vital ridge]

I couldn't even be bothered to do that ngl

Oh I found the skin somehow

[jade marten]

i just get caught up in these little ideas and then realise i've wasted my time, when it doesn't work half the time like 6 hours later

[jade marten]

ah nice

[vital ridge]

Rip, that's why I don't bother cause I know I'd end up wasting so much time

[vital ridge]

Only had to scroll through over a years worth of dms

[jade marten]

ngl i don't i'd ever ask anyone to make me a skin tho, like i don't wanna waste their time lol

and i just banged my leg on my desk

ouch

im so clumsy i swear

[vital ridge]

I never asked her to make it, she just offered to do so and I had no reason to decline

[jade marten]

oh fair enough

[vital ridge]

I do that a lot, normally when I try to move into a more comfortable position

[jade marten]

same lol

[civic ledge]

Just had 2 rly bad luck in a row lmao

Run through the sher hat so i dont pick it up and i died

Next one was at 9 coins for like 30 seconds and then died

[serene marsh]

Just woken up lol

[jade marten]

oh lol i been up since 9am

i really do be running on 5 hours sleep

[serene marsh]

First thing happened the dubstep Thomas the tank engine was blaring right next to me and I was so out of it I switched my phone off and back to sleep e.e

[jade marten]

oh lol im always out of it tbh

wonder wut its like to be in it

[civic ledge]

Same

[paper whale]

@civic ledge hi

[civic ledge]

Hello

Bruh ive literally been targeted 6 games in a row what the heck

Are you kidding me 1 left on museum for 3 minutes and h killed me because invis

I think ive had 30 minutes of solid bad luck

[vital ridge]

Normal murder gameplay tbh

[civic ledge]

Bruh i just had bow glitch

This game is literally making fun of me

I just checked the lb for the first time this month

HOW

@warm creek how the heck have you done this

Give me your skills please

[manic oriole]

ya

thats why i was saying he's one of the best mm players

maybe even the best

hes consistantly getting 3 elims per death

[civic ledge]

That is an unholy elim/death rate

[manic oriole]

yup

thats why i want a computer

[civic ledge]

Hes console

Hes kbm/controller

Or atleast was last time we spoke

[warm creek]

hacks

jk

[manic oriole]

bro r u controller

or kbm

i gotta know

[warm creek]

pure controller

[manic oriole]

WHAT

ok ur better than tlit ig

[civic ledge]

Youre pure controller now?

[manic oriole]

so best controller mm player

[civic ledge]

Im sure u did a mix before right?

[warm creek]

nope i cant play pc

[civic ledge]

Oh so youve always been pure controller?

Damn

[warm creek]

yea

[manic oriole]

bro whats ur secret

[civic ledge]

Honestly

[manic oriole]

how do u not die so much

[civic ledge]

Idek any kbm players with stats like those

[manic oriole]

but get so many elims

[civic ledge]

Might just be best mm player

[manic oriole]

same

and i agree

[civic ledge]

One more murd game to go

[vital ridge]

loses

[civic ledge]

I only need 8 kills

Win or lose idc

[serene marsh]

@viral smelt you’ve queued over 50 times already lol

[viral smelt]

Yay

[jade marten]

why people q idk lol, just play the game

[outer condor]

late reply but I kinda have no choice 🥲

he still uses my mc account

i just yelled at him and told him if I saw him on the hive again talking to people

i would be mad

[civic ledge]

2 not bad elims

20000 MURDERS YAY

[vital ridge]

Nice

My WiFi is dying from the storm

[jade marten]

storm?

oh wait i think we had a storm the other day

so it might be that one

idk if its going n s e or w

[vital ridge]

Yeah there's one right now here

I just got kicked because I was bridging and had a lag spike

[jade marten]

oh lol, ive been messing with my sens and worked out 20 sens on 800dpi is way to slow, no one needed to know that lol

[viscid jacinth]

i only q if i know it’s someone that targets me other than that i don’t lol 👍🏻

[manic oriole]

fair

kinz r u still mobile

[viscid jacinth]

yeah

[manic oriole]

me too!

[viscid jacinth]

pc soon tho

[manic oriole]

1.19.20 is a beautiful update do u agree?

[manic oriole]

oooo

[viscid jacinth]

uh im stuck on an old version of mc

so i wouldn’t know 😅

[manic oriole]

why

are u unable to update?

dam that sux

[viscid jacinth]

yeah there’s reasons but i won’t discuss it here 👍🏻

[manic oriole]

ohhh

u missed mobile being broken for 2 updates btw

so ig ur lucky

[viscid jacinth]

i know there’s pink glitch now from what rainbow has told me

[manic oriole]

ya

also we couldn't walk right for an update

[viscid jacinth]

so i’m kinda glad i can’t update 😅

yeah she also said that as well

[manic oriole]

also we got bad frames for 2 different updates

like really bad

ya i might just try to stay in 1.19.20

[jade marten]

ik this is really bad, my sens was too high, i panicked

[outer condor]

are y’all forgetting about that weird bug on mobile

where like you’d just be walking

and all of a sudden the screen starts freaking out and your head goes crazy

i don’t know how to describe it unfortunately but it was an absolute pain to deal with

[jade marten]

that's happened to me on pc too occasionalyl

[serene marsh]

You’re starting to approach the high dpi levels like me 😊

[jade marten]

that was 800 dpi 60 sens

way too fast

im probably not gonna change my dpi

just sens

but its weird i can do good on a sens then i sit differently somehow and i cant even move right

[serene marsh]

@jade marten just imagining you with this sens lol

[jade marten]

i have no idea how u can control that tbh

[manic oriole]

nah thats just normal mobile

wasnt patched

its been in the game for like forever too

[serene marsh]

not bad tbh

[outer condor]

it still exists?

bro 💀

that bug was actually such a pain in the ass

like I’d be playing sw and trying to hit someone

then all of a sudden I tap the screen and I’m facing an entirely different direction

[serene marsh]

I play at like 3k~ dpi and 43 sens

[jade marten]

HOW that's insanely fast

[serene marsh]

I dont find it that fast, id go faster but my mouse is too heavy

[manic oriole]

yup

[vital ridge]

new eso update looks great

[near valve]

amazing update

[manic oriole]

lmao

[serene marsh]

Ahhh beautiful

[hushed lion]

[jade marten]

so now the hive's copying fortnite, dk how i feel about that

[outer condor]

atp who isn’t

every game’s got some sort of seasons mechanic

[jade marten]

yeah true ig

[vital ridge]

It could make it more enjoyable depending on what the seasons would actually do

But also at the same time the changes could be overall not enjoyed by many

[outer condor]

pictures taken moments before disaster

[hushed lion]

lmao

[west yoke]

Wdym??

[serene marsh]

Ok i was just in a game with teamers and karma caught up to them, hacker was in the void

very funny experience

[viscid jacinth]

LOL

L stupid teamers 👎🏻

[manic oriole]

karma from messing with helix

smh

[viscid jacinth]

nah there’s a group of teamers rn in eu mm and i’m just waiting for the perfect moment to shoot one of them if they’re the murderer

[serene marsh]

You wait for them to be murd?

jk i dont target

[viscid jacinth]

not target

i just want to kill them so they don’t win yknow

like i mean it in the sense hopefully i don’t die and i’m able to shoot them if they’re the murderer that is 👍🏻

[manic oriole]

helix you are a paragon of inspiration

[serene marsh]

Bow glitch saved me

[manic oriole]

i hate that u use that skin

also isn't bow glitch an intended thing to nerf bow spamming?

[serene marsh]

Either way its extremely annoying in mm

[serene marsh]

I try

[vital ridge]

I doubt it, it normally occurs randomly not to mention it can be a huge hindrance in games that have players using a bow fairly often, such as mm and gw

[serene marsh]

If it is intended surely theres a fix hive can implement

[vital ridge]

I hope it's not, if it is then it's by far the worse thing to happen

Plus the counter they had for bow spamming was taking less damage and knockback in games that have it at close range

Which is weirdly not in skywars

[manic oriole]

but its a thing on mobile too

[manic oriole]

or capture the flag, could be super good there

[vital ridge]

Yeah true

But I think people are too busy complaining about tnts to care about it right now

[serene marsh]

I hate lag sm

[serene marsh]

lol

[jade marten]

meh

[manic oriole]

bro why do u hold ur bow out

ur just going to get targeted

[jade marten]

i honestly dk

[main terrace]

fast

[pallid summit]

ik exactly how to feel abt that

[manic oriole]

your karma for trying to shoot the dream skin

[white steeple]

i wasnt tryna shoot dream i knew the murd was there

[manic oriole]

oh

nvm then

[white steeple]

the point was how close i was to hitting the dream

[manic oriole]

u shoulda shot the dream anyways

[white steeple]

LOL

[manic oriole]

woulda been chad

good shot tho

[serene marsh]

I like this song

[manic oriole]

😳

that second one was kinda nice

[raw aurora]

we stan helix

[manic oriole]

yes we do

[serene marsh]

its a gun from terraria

[potent dawn]

pain when u get sheriff then murd leaves the game right away

[manic oriole]

ya

[outer condor]

ya

hi murder mystery

it is 2:51 am

once again i am awake

exploring the wonders of the hive mc server

plundering roleplayers and falling to the plight of the void

[bright nebula]

Smurff account?

[turbid pumice]

sounds amazing!

[serene marsh]

[jade marten]

well this is convenient

[devout mica]

skywars

[civic ledge]

ok

[heavy pond]

Hi starrdoom

[civic ledge]

Hi h5ms

[heavy pond]

how’s it going

[civic ledge]

Not badd

Jus editing rn

Hbu

[heavy pond]

Oo that’s nice

Playing mm bc I’m bored

[civic ledge]

Ive not play alot lately

Not since i maxed arcade jus been chillin out

[heavy pond]

sweaty

Yeah same the game has been boring to me lately

I dropped in the leaderboards by 10 placements. 🥲

[civic ledge]

Idt im on any lb except gw

And gw i gone down alotttt cus i done less than 10 games since i maxed it

[jade marten]

im somehow 11th on mm lb rn lol

[civic ledge]

Anyone sees any player like xqr3we or something along those lines if he with anyone they gonna team so watch out

The guy is total trash he spent a minute trying to kill me and target me the last 2 days and the only way ive died is his buddies shooting me

[tranquil isle]

report?

[civic ledge]

Waiting to get into a game w him so i can shoot him for no reason tbag him call him trash

Yk casual things i do to annoy teamers cus they shouldnt team

[heavy pond]

You’re just too good

[civic ledge]

The guy is literally harmless on his own hes terrible

[heavy pond]

Have you heard of the new update for servers?

Minecraft can automatically ban you if you say something stupid💀

[civic ledge]

Bruh

Guss i cant call him trash then

Still can shoot him and tbag him

He'll get the message

[tranquil isle]

i may or may not know ways of getting u unbanned if u do tho

[civic ledge]

Not risking it

I may hate my stats but theres no way if i get banned im coming back to hive with how much time ive spent here wd have gone down the drain

Yk

Heck if i get banned by minecraft i cant even access my cubecraft skyblock

Ill become a terraria streamer

[tranquil isle]

i’d watch that tbf

[civic ledge]

Also it wasnt sarcastic the only game i have on ps4 thats at all content worthy are mc and terraria

And im not redownloading rocket nite

[tranquil isle]

terraria has a special place in my heart so yea

[civic ledge]

Same

Icr which version it was i first played but ik it was 1.2 but not 1.2.x

[tranquil isle]

u know when u first played tho?

[civic ledge]

i remember getting the terra blade for the first time and i was so disappointed that it wasnt auto swing

[civic ledge]

It was 2014-2015 area

It was atleast a year before 1.3

[tranquil isle]

i remember that too and it was awful lol

[tranquil isle]

i’ve been playing around 10-11 years

[civic ledge]

It wass..
Ngl i feel like i had a faster cps on terraria for spamming R1 for terra blade than any amount of sweating ive done on hive-

[tranquil isle]

i never used it cuz it wasn’t auto lol

[civic ledge]

Oh wow

I remember Yrimir i loved his early speedruns :')

Excalibur in 3 hours
Or moon lord in 90 minutes

[tranquil isle]

i haven’t watched too many speedruns

[civic ledge]

Yrimir did an Excalibur speedrun in 1.1 and after he did that he continued it to Hallowed Armor

[tranquil isle]

id love to give it a try tbh

[civic ledge]

Ive tried speedrunning mc before

It was horrible

[tranquil isle]

the only speedrun i’ve done is a sw duos speedrun

[civic ledge]

I can get to nether pretty fast but i cannot for the life of me navigate the nether to a foretress

[tranquil isle]

it takes a lot of luck

[civic ledge]

When i did do speedruns which i still lowkey wanna do again i did mostly wii games

[serene marsh]

oooooo what wii games

[tranquil isle]

i haven’t played the wii in years

[civic ledge]

Nsmbw, mkwii, smg, for some reason Ratatouille

They were my main 4

Nsmbw was the first ever speedrun i ever did in my life back when i was 9 xD

Had a like 30 minute run or something which ngl for the age of 9 and the fact that at 2014 the wr was in high 20s it was insanely good for me

[serene marsh]

How do you speedrun mkwii

[civic ledge]

Either timetrials, 100% or 32 tracks mostly

I did timetrials

My main track was snes ghost valley 2 my best time was in the mid 54 seconds

Which is ~2 seconds from wr

But i haven't done them since like 2019

[serene marsh]

Arent there ultrashortcuts in that map

[civic ledge]

Yeah

I dont really run ultras

The only ultra i tried speedrunning was grumble volcano but my best time is terrible

Only 31.999

When the wr is like 16 seconds by Niyake iirc

Nope nvm its 15.673 by Jyran

[serene marsh]

grumble volcano was the only map i could get the ultra working on

[civic ledge]

Cus its by far the easiest

[serene marsh]

thought so

[civic ledge]

It can be argued warios gold mine and mushroom gorge are the easiest too

Buuut

Im talking 3 lap runs

Not flap

Coconut malls is p easy too

[serene marsh]

Dang this chat dead

[vital ridge]

It's only active when mario kart gets brought up apparently

[serene marsh]

mario kart mm update

[civic ledge]

No its only active when its offtopic

[vital ridge]

You're right mk is completely on topic

You gotta find out who threw the blue

[manic oriole]

true

u gotta find them and shell them

[civic ledge]

Blue shell throwable in mm when

[vital ridge]

Green shell would make more sense

[serene marsh]

I hope mm gets a new map soon

Especially now that arcade is out they have more time for other things

[civic ledge]

True true

[civic ledge]

No they dont

They have more time for tw

Bc its been so long since tw had a substantial update

[serene marsh]

Shame about my murderer clip lost 10 seconds in n.n

Oh poor poor tw

[civic ledge]

Ikrr

[serene marsh]

nice clips :)

[drifting musk]

[serene marsh]

You eliminated Luffy from One Piece, they're my favorite character in the series 😭

[manic oriole]

@warm creek ur in my game lol

[vital ridge]

based elimination

[manic oriole]

nice elim bro

[serene marsh]

Lol

[vital ridge]

What does he even do

[serene marsh]

He eliminated my favorite character in One Piece

[vital ridge]

I meant luffy

[serene marsh]

They tried to stab them, but it's was 2 late for Luffy to dodge the shot

I have a question 🤔

[vital ridge]

I meant luffy in one piece

[serene marsh]

Where's Luffy's observation haki 🤔?

[vital ridge]

Not in the clip

[serene marsh]

Nvm

[serene marsh]

Your costume status is sus anyways peace ✌️

[vital ridge]

Nah it's chill

[serene marsh]

Hmm

[jade marten]

2 in a row lol featuring @serene marsh

[serene marsh]

GG

Literally seagulls outside why did you throw bread at my window @jade marten

[jade marten]

maybe i did, maybe i didn't

[serene marsh]

That’s rough

[jade marten]

hmm

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

I legit blanked out from the last match n,n

The lack of rock jokes wasn’t solid enough

[jade marten]

lmao

last one tonight

[next dust]

Nice
11 kills

[serene marsh]

Nice job!

[ember pilot]

Finally got lvl 61!

[next dust]

GG

[ember pilot]

That’s pretty cool ngl

[hushed lion]

[pallid summit]

if you find that ur not getting the hip hop costume using that technique, then you should consider deleting mc

[manic oriole]

lol

[manic oriole]

ay yo what howd u switch to 3rd person while on mobile touch?

[next dust]

Samsung Galaxy Tab S7

Recording
Pause Recording
Switch Third Person
Continue Recording

[manic oriole]

oh

lol

[ocean blade]

@snow belfry

[snow belfry]

it's being taken care of please don't ping me everywhere 😅

[ocean blade]

Hehehe okay

[stable bolt]

🕵️

[radiant sundial]

._.

[radiant sundial]

i've seen you before ._.

you have had a gray cat on your head before i'm pretty sure ._.

idk if you always do or not but ye

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[thick oak]

nice shot

[grave turret]

How do you level up fast?

[civic ledge]

There isnt really a "fastest" way to level up in mm

Its just playing the game

And it sounds kinda like pvp but its literally a "get good" to be faster to level up

[grave turret]

So, collect coins ig?

[civic ledge]

Win murderer games more often and faster. Elim more often, get 30 coins alot

[grave turret]

ok

[serene marsh]

I love this game sometimes

[rose geode]

Lil clip from today during quest

[serene marsh]

Niiiice

[jade marten]

honestly dk how i got this lol (edit: looking at it again the timing wasn't as close as i thought but idk lol)

[dreamy thistle]

Bro b hoping

Am I the only person who camo and snipe only

[civic ledge]

Not camo

But snipes are good

[civic ledge]

Btw mooey yk its faster not to run and jump with speed right

Just running is faster

[dreamy thistle]

Look like b hoping

[civic ledge]

What do

[stable bolt]

🕵️

[civic ledge]

Yo literally everyone in eliming are q'ing so fast why are they so quick to q

[manic oriole]

"in eliming"?

whats that

is that a state

[civic ledge]

Meant im lmao

[manic oriole]

ohhhhh

lol i would never have guessed that

that makes so much more sense

[civic ledge]

How many kills

Nicee

[dreamy thistle]

4min focus sniping

[civic ledge]

Not a terrible 180

[undone stone]

anyone wana play

[lucid snow]

Happens to many times

[undone stone]

are u free to play?

[lucid snow]

Sorry I’m playing with my friends

[jade marten]

ty i honestly didn't know that lol

[vital ridge]

new office update looking nice, bold of them to remove most of the map

[jade marten]

surprisingly that's never happened to me

well, specifically the one where you end up at the bottom anyway

[vital ridge]

It's only happened to me twice, once on death run and once on murder

[jade marten]

💀

[vital ridge]

Ruins the game for others and then calls you boring, seems about right

[civic ledge]

Hive moment

[serene marsh]

It’s xBussell’s group and calls my skin emo like

[vital ridge]

Surprisingly I don't think I've run into them once

[jade marten]

'xBrussell's' 😭

[serene marsh]

Yeah yeah I just saw that, more reason to call her that 😏

[civic ledge]

💀

Could that name be any more sweaty

That has every letter ever sweat name has

[manic oriole]

lmao

thats so true

[jade marten]

i'm just here dying, why do i find that so funny😭 💀

[vital ridge]

Super sweaty name Vs the guy who joined the game called Tomato8982138

[jade marten]

💀

[serene marsh]

Oops,

[jade marten]

lmao

[serene marsh]

The numbers showing his actual IQ

[civic ledge]

Dont say that i got elimd by one of the "Player(mish mash of numbers" players

Thats worse

[serene marsh]

Good alt name tbh

[civic ledge]

I have an alt that i use to screenshots lmao

[vital ridge]

I don't even have an alt

[vast ledge]

Me neither

[civic ledge]

I dont play on the alt cus i cant get one on ps4 iirc

[vast ledge]

I should really have a alt but it I too much effort

[civic ledge]

But my alt name i use soley to get screenshots for thumbnails is called
"zCrxcked1" or smt

💀

[vast ledge]

You YouTube?

[civic ledge]

Yeh

[vast ledge]

What is your channel

[civic ledge]

Its in my Connections

[vast ledge]

Ok

[civic ledge]

Yea it is

[jade marten]

i remember one time, cause i really wasn't taking anything seriously so i made an alt called like 'zJxckXD' or something like that

[civic ledge]

If you see me around this guy im getting screenshots for a thumbnail xD

[vast ledge]

@civic ledge I subscribed

[vital ridge]

The amount of Zs and Xs in people's names

[civic ledge]

Tyy

[civic ledge]

Ikrrr

I think i said this before i once thought of changing my name to xStqrii

[vast ledge]

Bruh I just keep with the name I was given by xbox lol

[jade marten]

the fact that my user has none of those, just makes me feel so much better

[civic ledge]

Since alot of people call me Starri and i was in a really sweat phase during Feb-March

But im glad i kept with Starrdoom

[serene marsh]

I can see the appeal to replace an a for an q but for me I like things basic

[jade marten]

if i did change my name, i'd probably have it based around moo or moomoo, the mobile is literally so irrelevant

[civic ledge]

Moomoogaming123

[vital ridge]

I used to have my old Xbox 360 name because I didn't want to change it but then I stupidly did and then had to make do with Microsofts 12 character limit to get it as close as possible to what it was

[vast ledge]

My xbox 360 name was so cute

[civic ledge]

My old names were horrible

[vast ledge]

I used to play fifa at the time

I was like 7

[civic ledge]

They were so cringe

[serene marsh]

What were they like?

[jade marten]

if i searched my emails, i'd probably be able to find out what my account was originally on xbox 360

[serene marsh]

Didn’t xbox 360 days had a 16 or 18 character limit?

[vital ridge]

Think so

[jade marten]

yeah pretty sure

[vital ridge]

But the new limit is 12

[civic ledge]

(pre teen names)
District O'Gamer
Golden Gamer

(13-16)
MysticMaster
Mystical_iP

(Since a year ago or so)
Starrdoom

[serene marsh]

I can see your regret

I remember having XenZie a long time back

[jade marten]

when i first played minecraft (java) my user was robomonster22

[civic ledge]

Mystical_iP werent bad but wd have been better at just Mystical

[serene marsh]

I’ve just stuck with DashDyl for abt 4 years or so

[civic ledge]

But Starrdoom is just yass

[serene marsh]

Yea

But now people just buy 3 or 4 lettered usernames which look like a mess

[vital ridge]

I don't get that at all

[jade marten]

it's just cringe tbh

[vital ridge]

Understatement tbh

[jade marten]

fr

[serene marsh]

Smol children are weird

[vital ridge]

I don't think they're children

[serene marsh]

I knew people who had “Suffer” “Akame” or “Saiyan” they paid like thousands of dollars for them

[serene marsh]

Wdym by tht?

[serene marsh]

WHYY

[vital ridge]

I think they're unironically like teenagers to young adults spending that much money for a name to use on Minecraft

[serene marsh]

I don’t get why ppl would even spend money on a name

[vital ridge]

Neither do I

[vast ledge]

Hey do you think we should move to hive chat

[vital ridge]

Nah

[serene marsh]

Nah

[vast ledge]

Because we are in murder mystery

[serene marsh]

Hive chat is chaotic

This is for MM mains

[vast ledge]

And we are talking about names lol

[vital ridge]

It's not exactly wildly off topic though, more of a grey area

[vast ledge]

I suppose

[serene marsh]

This is always off topic maybe you settle down a little bit more

Almost everything ends up being off topic

[vital ridge]

If only there was a dedicated off topic channel... oh wait it's gone

[serene marsh]

It moved to #🐝・hive-chat

[stable bolt]

🕵️

[civic ledge]

Imagine if i switched to kbm changed my name to xstqrii and became a teamer

💀

[serene marsh]

No.

[vast ledge]

@civic ledge hey what do you do when you are bored on hive

[serene marsh]

Just no.

[vital ridge]

I can understand why considering hive chat has never been on topic anyways but it'd still be nice to have for somewhere to send memes and whatnot

[serene marsh]

That’s just toxic holy

[civic ledge]

I play hive

[vast ledge]

?

[stable bolt]

i cant say hello java anywhere 😔

[civic ledge]

Hive is all i do bored or not

[serene marsh]

Yea, that would be good

[civic ledge]

Do you really think i can play as much as i do and find it not boring xD

I did 14+ hours of groundwars in one day 💀

[vital ridge]

All of that for one level probably

If that

[civic ledge]

It was 2 iirc

[serene marsh]

Can’t speak for fiveattic, but idk how much you play

[serene marsh]

Mouse and keyboard is the way to go although you’re gonna have to change the way you sit

[vital ridge]

That's like high level mm bad

[civic ledge]

Naw im a controller gal and thats how i wanna stay

[serene marsh]

I’ll change depending on the game/gamemode

[vital ridge]

I used to play controller but now only play on kbm

[serene marsh]

Saaame

Where’s my Xbox controller

[vital ridge]

I used to play on a pro controller

[serene marsh]

You mean those crappy nintendo controllers?

Or am I just dumb?

[vast ledge]

@serene marsh don't dis those controllers

[vital ridge]

Pro controller, not joy con

[serene marsh]

I used to use one.

[serene marsh]

Yea ik

[vast ledge]

Me too

[vital ridge]

They're not bad, better than some 3rd party one

[serene marsh]

Definitely, but they’re still confusing

My trusty controller from way back

[vital ridge]

They're pretty similar to Xbox controllers, just with the buttons swapped

[serene marsh]

Yea but then I try to press back and accidentally press something I don’t want to

[civic ledge]

I wish i had my old ps3 controller

[vital ridge]

Probably just muscle memory messing with you

[civic ledge]

Idk where itd be

[serene marsh]

Probably where you last left it

My old pro controller

From abt a year ago

[vital ridge]

Yeah that's a third party one, not bad tho

[serene marsh]

It worked

[vital ridge]

All my 3rd party ones broke lmao

[serene marsh]

And this is my PS4 when I did whenever play on there

The only good thing I can say abt it was that it did this

[jade marten]

i was tempted at one point to try controller on my pc, but all i have is a 360 controller and i want to use one that's actually good

lol

[serene marsh]

My brother still uses a 360 on his pc

He also hates mc tho so not rly sure abt him

He’s a questionable person indeed

[vital ridge]

360 controllers are goated

Too bad all mine broke

[jade marten]

actually i remember trying it once, but i gave up because on minecraft the hold down sprint thing wouldn't work, only the double tap thing

and i vant deal with that lol

[serene marsh]

All of my limited edition 360 controllers are all in storage 🥲

[jade marten]

weirdly tho, i don't have the issue if i connect it to my phone, but i can't see the screen if i do that, that's why i kinda wish i had and xbox one controlelr or smth like that cause at least then i could bluetooth connect it tot my ipad

[serene marsh]

Back 6 years

My old ps3 controller

That deep blue is just mesmerising

Yes

I also have a white one

And my brother destroyed our black one

Speaking of Nintendo someone said a few days ago saying their games were bad

What?

Why?

Pfft beats me

For some reason my discord is on 24-hour time rn

[civic ledge]

Ps3 edition

I miss those days sm

The old tutorial worlds were so fun

[serene marsh]

YESS

The tutorial was amazing

[vital ridge]

Looking at the giant Minecraft sign while the old music is playing with the sun setting, very nostalgic

[serene marsh]

Oh yea

[civic ledge]

If i had a working ps3 id buy mc ps3 edition to go through that nostalgia

[serene marsh]

And inside of the Minecraft logo was a nether portal

Good times

[serene marsh]

Does yours not work?

[civic ledge]

Idk if i even have it still

But it probably doesnt work

[serene marsh]

Oh. Sucks

[civic ledge]

Like my ps2

I have my ps2 just doesnt work iirc

[serene marsh]

Wait I’m going to check something

[vital ridge]

Mad how the home consoles just break over time yet your ds probably still has charge left

[serene marsh]

Unfortunately, you cannot play ps3 edition on a ps4

Isn’t PlayStation against backwards compatibility?

[civic ledge]

Bc theyre wireless

[serene marsh]

Idk

[civic ledge]

Wireless devices tend to live longer i think

Atleast from my experience

[vital ridge]

Nah it's just the ds being indestructible obviously

[serene marsh]

Like Nokias but better

[vital ridge]

I think my old Wii still works as well

[civic ledge]

Naw

[serene marsh]

I use my Nokia as a door stopper

[civic ledge]

When i was 6 i was playing Sonic Rush and i got so mad i snapped my ds in half

[serene marsh]

My 2ds probably still works, but I have no idea where it went

[serene marsh]

Also what-

[civic ledge]

Yeah xD

The only thing ive not smashed is anything to do w the wii

Ive broken DS', playstation controllers, keyboards, laptops, (accidentally) phone

[serene marsh]

I remember playing mc ps3 edition with one of my friends and my brother wanted to play so we just gave him one of those small wii remotes and acted like he was playing

[cerulean blade]

oml, the only things ive broken is all accidental. like my 3 ds' i kept dropping.

[serene marsh]

I dropped my phone in a toilet twice and it’s still alive

He lower volume button doesn’t work anymore

[civic ledge]

Two words
Skywars. Treasure Wars

Well,,, 3

But ykwim

[cerulean blade]

lol

i was a stupid kid tho

always dropping stuff c:

[serene marsh]

Weren’t we all?

[civic ledge]

I was,, very mixed

[cerulean blade]

even now i cant seem to keep a grip on my phone from time to time

[civic ledge]

Most the stupid stuff ive said is due to my speech condition

It was rly bad back then

[cerulean blade]

lol rip

i think i prolly have a speech condition too, but its mainly in my head

[civic ledge]

And i liked to at the age of 5, stay up late and watch family guy secretly

[serene marsh]

You can’t ever call yourself stupid if you didn’t put a finger in washing up powder

[civic ledge]

So i gained a very weird sense of humor and knowledge of swears at a very young age

[cerulean blade]

like the stuff that sends signals from ur brain to ur mouth

[serene marsh]

Oh god. I almost did the same, but my parents stayed up until 2 am most days

[serene marsh]

I just knew how to swear because my dad swore at me regularly

[cerulean blade]

yeah theres a reason i dont like talking irl, and instead would rather text lol

[cerulean blade]

LOL that's sad

[civic ledge]

Mines called Verbal Dyspraxia

[cerulean blade]

ill have to look up what that is

[civic ledge]

Tho ngl it did more good than bad for me i came out with some hilarious stuff

XD

[cerulean blade]

ohh i just saw what it is

[serene marsh]

I was just stupid

[cerulean blade]

i dont think i have that lol

[civic ledge]

I think its also the cause of my speed on how fast i talk

[cerulean blade]

mines where i will be talking and then suddenly stop cuz the sentence i was abt to say just gets deleted from my brain

[civic ledge]

Cause im so hard to understand alot bc i talk so damn fast

[civic ledge]

Yep i get that still

[cerulean blade]

i speak slow sometimes lol

[civic ledge]

I can be talking then suddenly my vocal cords and brain just forget what im doing

[cerulean blade]

and ofc i have issues with like, saying some words

[civic ledge]

I have it in streams and its so annoying

[turbid pumice]

Words are pain

[cerulean blade]

cuz i feel like i may have a lisp or something but its not a lisp

[serene marsh]

Oh rip

[jade marten]

i often stutter when i'm talking and half the time i forget what i'm saying midsentence

[cerulean blade]

yup i get the stutter too lol

we all out here livin the same life lol

[civic ledge]

The worst recent effect of it i had was in Year 12 and i was readin smt in English and i literally had a like 45 second long stuttering and one guy i rly hate was mimicking me making it worse xD

[serene marsh]

That doesn’t happen to me, I’m just lucky ig

[cerulean blade]

ngl, i woulda just thrown a book at him, detention or no detention

[serene marsh]

Just walk up to him and slap him

A table sounds better

Bruh

[cerulean blade]

nah book is better, gotta get those long distance shots yk

[civic ledge]

The books were too soft

Theyre not hardback

[cerulean blade]

lollll

[jade marten]

i prefer a steel door

[serene marsh]

My guy

[jade marten]

lol

[cerulean blade]

when i went to public school, ever soo long ago, i always carried a space book abt astronomy, bc i really liked learning abt space yk

and boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii when i tell ya that book was THICK

[civic ledge]

I wanna learn about space sm but i have other priorities in education

[cerulean blade]

and it was hard back too

[civic ledge]

Maths and Catering come before Astronomy for me tho id love to do Astronomy so much

[cerulean blade]

i woulda just got that out and thrown it at him

eh i didnt really care for math

[civic ledge]

Maths is my fav

[cerulean blade]

whens the last time u had to spend 40 min just to solve a super advanced algebraic equation irl

[jade marten]

i was always good at maths, then gcse came and i just panicked, but i still got a B (6 in modern grading) so i guess that was alright

[civic ledge]

Equations never took me that long-

[cerulean blade]

i was reallllly good at math b4 algebra

algebra ruined everything

[serene marsh]

Math is easy for me

[cerulean blade]

didnt help that i was homeschooled during high school and my mom always got the super advanced curriculum

[serene marsh]

Oh wow

[cerulean blade]

-_- yeah that was fun

still aced the end of grades tho like i do almost every year

11ths math dropped pretty bad tho

but idrc

the rest of my things were all 12.9+ so

which was surprising, bc for the longest time my social studies always took most of the hits

i didnt like social studies

[serene marsh]

My social studies and science grades suck

But everything else is easy

[cerulean blade]

my science was the first that went up to 12.9 starting back in 5th

mannnn i loveee science

earth science is my fav

just studying weather and stuff, or animals, their behaviors, omg

and all the plants xd

[vital ridge]

So kinda like biology

[serene marsh]

Oh cool

[cerulean blade]

no, not biology, thats completely different

[civic ledge]

I just lost a 1v1 in such a horrible way :')

[dapper venture]

how so

[civic ledge]

They sniped me w a throwable

I didnt even see the massive ice shard coming somehow

I do terrible in extended 1v1s

[civic ledge]

Anyone else gettin this rn

[barren raven]

Me

[civic ledge]

Is it a mc bug orr (pray not) smt to do w my controller

[jade marten]

i was getting that the other day, so must be related to 1.19

ofc not just controller specific as im kbm

[civic ledge]

Wow

I cant wait for 1.20

Minecraft: the bug update

Nothing but bugs

[jade marten]

hopefully some of these may be fixed in the next update (1.19.10)

[barren raven]

i hate pink/lag/clear floor bug

[civic ledge]

I swear down the only major but they fixed was that horrible 1.18.1 bug

[jade marten]

if it breaks the game to any extent they'll fix it, but with these other things they probably just see it as a minor inconvenience

so they prioritise it less

not that it makes it any better

[civic ledge]

Basically any game is almost unplayable rn

Love how as soon as i start getting back into deathrun speedrunning i get this sprint bug

Making it impossible to speedrun dr

Fun

[manic oriole]

havent gotten it yet lol

good luck

[vital ridge]

Yeah I haven't had it either

[jade marten]

the door bug really annoys me to

[vital ridge]

door bug?

[barren raven]

[jade marten]

hold up i'll get a clip

[manic oriole]

ya we've had that on mobile for the longest time

maybe now that its effecting everyone else they'll fix it

[barren raven]

when you want to open a door it close and open randomly

[manic oriole]

vote for it in the bug tracker if u want it fixed

[civic ledge]

They better

[vital ridge]

it's Microsoft, remember when they said they would fix pink glitch

[civic ledge]

They did fix 1.18.10 tho

So theres some slight hope

[vital ridge]

Eh don't bet on it

[jade marten]

i believe the door bug has been in game since 1.18.30

[vital ridge]

Oh that

I think that's a hive thing

[stable bolt]

🕵️

[manic oriole]

ya its a hive thing

it happens on singeplayer too but a lot slower

like 1 flick every half second

but im mobile so idc what yall's doors do anyways heh

[vital ridge]

I think theres a timer in single player when holding it down

[manic oriole]

ya

[vital ridge]

I'm testing it now and you can spam it still but you have to continually click rather than hold it

[manic oriole]

yup

[vital ridge]

I don't think it's been reported yet

[serene marsh]

When the Logitech GHUB refuses to load

[jade marten]

i haven't changed my dpi for at least 2 hours, miracle

[serene marsh]

That’s what I’m doing now, changing it to 7000

[jade marten]

HOW

on 1600 rn and im not going any higher lol

[serene marsh]

I give up lol

[serene marsh]

I wanna change it for my last 20 elims but that says otherwise 😭😭

[jade marten]

not to brag but...