🕵・murder-mystery

[frank wasp]

and it has jerry Seinfeld in it

[civic ledge]

Whos jerry seinfeld

[frank wasp]

My benefit, duh 💁

How do you not know 😐

he was a funny person in the 90s

[civic ledge]

I only really watch pre 2000s british comedies for tv

The 60-80s were great for comedies

[frank wasp]

Among us > MM

[jade marten]

I'm gonna be honest you lot only muted the women, that is s e x i s m

[frank wasp]

^ unpopular opinion

im so glad the annoying people are gone 😌

[civic ledge]

Dantrains would agree

Tbh

[jade marten]

you are the annoying one

its all you

[frank wasp]

I got muted for discrimination ☠️

[jade marten]

toxic and everything

why are you here

okease bi

[frank wasp]

biphobia??

wth

[jade marten]

it was a typole

i meant please no

so think before you accuse me of things

and how could it be biphobia it literally makes no sense on its own

smh

and.... quietttt:)))

[manic oriole]

i honest to gods thought u said tadpole here idk why

[jade marten]

oh lol

[outer condor]

falliah is a tadpole

[civic ledge]

Tadpoles

[outer condor]

so ig it’s a bit fitting

[vestal arrow]

The right move button was fixed

[jade marten]

well i mean falliah acts like a 2 yuear old

[civic ledge]

Hey rainbow ^^

[outer condor]

can confirm, am old

wait

[vestal arrow]

Hi Star

[outer condor]

no

not saying that again

[jade marten]

u might wanna delete that lol

[outer condor]

not getting my account deleted over a joke

[civic ledge]

Havent seen u come online in ages, how u?

[outer condor]

not again.

i hope it’s obvious that I am over the required age for discord, given I can spell right 😭

[vestal arrow]

I’m ok hru

[civic ledge]

Doin fineeee

[manic oriole]

rainbow the @bronze cobalt guy was being rude to mobile players, please post clips

prove them wrong

[civic ledge]

Mobile queen of mm

[manic oriole]

yup

im better than her, but only in my dreams

[jade marten]

i is the mobile-moomoo of mm lol

[civic ledge]

I is the Doom of mm/j

[outer condor]

starr I have only played mm a couple times but every time I have just know that

whenever I saw your ign in chat saying “Starrdoom has joined”

i have become irrationally scared

so yes you are definitely the doom of Mm

[jade marten]

i think it was only recently ive had the guts to not queue as murderer, when i know there's good lvl 100s in the game

[outer condor]

and then there’s kopusu and his legendary aim

i still don’t get how you do it with such high dpi

i can’t even move my crosshair onto the mm dude to join mm with dpi higher than 3200

[civic ledge]

Dont be

Im not good lmao

[outer condor]

i switch between 1200 and 2400

[jade marten]

i use like 1000

[outer condor]

you are tho

either that or I’m garbage

[jade marten]

wait 900 i think like 37 sens

[civic ledge]

I beg to differ

[outer condor]

the thing is you’re somehow so good at so many gamemodes

like arcade all maxed

that is really impressive

[civic ledge]

Look at my bio

[indigo edge]

Played mm for the first time this month

[civic ledge]

The definition of level≠skill

[indigo edge]

These stats are below my standards bit they're decent for someone who hasn't played in ages

[outer condor]

no what I’m trying to say is it must’ve taken a lot to get to where you are

mb for wording it that way tho

[civic ledge]

Yeah it took my sanity xD

[outer condor]

understandable lmao

takes a boat load of time, sweat, and dedication to get to that

all something I could not imagine doing due to my attention span when it comes to minecraft

hence the reason I think you’re a great player

[civic ledge]

Im nowhere near done on tw yet lmao

Still have 217 levels to go

[civic ledge]

In 2 days ive had 5 murds and out of those 5 ive lost 3

That isnt good

LMAO some guy tried targeting me so hard and i shot him

xqr3w5 was murd and he was teaming with vxlh1502

[outer condor]

murder mystery moment

[civic ledge]

They q'd so godamn fast too

So yeah if anyone sees them (eu) watch out bc they team

Oh my golly

Literally every single sher game ive had the last 2 days have been murd q's or first death

Im not even lying its been every sher game

[haughty canopy]

:WarLaugh:

[hushed lion]

I've noticed recently that my status of being alive has only lasted now 5 seconds each match because greatly enough I get murderer to spawn right beside me

[civic ledge]

Went over by 5 but yay ¼ million coins

[barren raven]

Wow

[civic ledge]

Just 24 more wins then im callin it today

17k wins gonna be funn

[barren raven]

Ikr

Man I just hate TEAMERS

Until now I got killed by one

Imagine

[near valve]

dying is weird-

[near valve]

teamers suck fr

[barren raven]

Ikr

[civic ledge]

They do

Thas why they team cus they got no skill

[barren raven]

And they got nothing to do

[barren raven]

Dying is fun

[dapper cloud]

yeah i encounter them once then I've report them using in-game report

[barren raven]

@glossy token why :I

Nvm-

[potent dawn]

oof i wish i had stats the good

[barren raven]

@civic ledge who is that weird guy that target u the whole time

Bruh

[civic ledge]

Huh

[barren raven]

Volta4

[civic ledge]

Alot of people be targeting me tonight

Oh him

Idk who he is

[barren raven]

[civic ledge]

Just know him from alot of games

Ukdied tried the same tonight too

[barren raven]

Man was shooting u while the time trying to kill u

[vital ridge]

I remember when someone shot me to try and get a reaction out of me, good times

[barren raven]

XD

[jade marten]

i was targeted recently by that omik kid, idk why he did, but it looked like he meant it by the way he shot me

[barren raven]

Gg @civic ledge

[tranquil isle]

@civic ledge bully

[barren raven]

U

[civic ledge]

Died to that bloody tree camper

Bruh

[barren raven]

Imagine teaming and dying

[civic ledge]

Eh

[tranquil isle]

get gud

[manic oriole]

eso sux

change my mind

[barren raven]

Get good at murder role

[tranquil isle]

i dont even play as murd

[jade marten]

eso is the mm equivalent to hell

[vital ridge]

What's worse, space ship or eso

[barren raven]

Ur friend?

[manic oriole]

eso

space ship u can see through the leaves

[vital ridge]

Fair

They both suck

[manic oriole]

eso u can see them but not reach them

[civic ledge]

Nope

[barren raven]

Space ship

[manic oriole]

nah on mobile i love spaceship

[jade marten]

museum is also bad

[civic ledge]

My only losses on eso now are from people who tree camp

[barren raven]

Ik

[civic ledge]

And its rare

[jade marten]

museum is just so big

like why

[manic oriole]

ya, the only problem i have with eso

everything else is fine

[vital ridge]

Also fair

[manic oriole]

"I only lose to the broken strat on the map and nothing else, so the map isn't broken"

[jade marten]

i actually don't mind warehouse

[manic oriole]

warehouse is good

[civic ledge]

All but manor and museum

[manic oriole]

eso sux, office sux, spaceship kinda sux, museum kinda sux, manor is ok, warehouse is ok, toyhouse is goated

[civic ledge]

Well i mean

[vital ridge]

I'd like office more if it wasn't voted so damn much

[manic oriole]

am i wrong tho

[jade marten]

i like office

[civic ledge]

I very rarely lose on eso and when i do its more often or not tree camp

[jade marten]

easy to get elims on office too

[manic oriole]

how often do u lose on toyhouse

[vital ridge]

Toy house best map

[manic oriole]

or manor

or warehouse

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[vital ridge]

Had my quickest murderer game on toy house

[jade marten]

i hate toy house when i get murderer tho

[civic ledge]

Slightly more often than eso but still very rarely

[jade marten]

i just do not have quick murderer games on tou house

[manic oriole]

bro how

[civic ledge]

My most losses are from office and manor

[manic oriole]

*broette?

tell me the secret strat

[vital ridge]

Just go upstairs, a lot of people up there normally

[barren raven]

I just realize that my real skills are at F5 mode

[civic ledge]

Manor bc i always get pink as murd and the frames on manor for me are generally bad

[manic oriole]

true

[civic ledge]

And office bc i always try speedrun on office

[manic oriole]

manor kinda laggy

[civic ledge]

So i fail slightly more

[jade marten]

it's the people that hide in the outside bits that i always forget about

[manic oriole]

seeker mains shouldn't get to /q murder when theyre murderer but runner mains should change my mind

[civic ledge]

No

Just dont q as murd

Ruins the spirit of the game imo

[vital ridge]

Yeah true, but when you learn the hiding spots it becomes easy

Why would you q as murd, it's like the best role

[jade marten]

i only q as murd if i'm tired (so i know i'll do horrifically bad), or i just can't be bothered

[vital ridge]

I never queue as murd, even if I have pink glitch

[jade marten]

then again ive had some good murd wins at 4am

[jade marten]

i dont queue on pink glitch, i usually wait till the games ended, not gonna let that add to my losses

[vital ridge]

Yeah I normally don't queue as well, sometimes I just instantly restart my game out of habit

[serene marsh]

I q as murd when theres 5 level 100s in my lobby

[civic ledge]

I never q as murd

Never have iirc

Not even when i was like lvl 6

[jade marten]

that's relatable, though im slowly starting to not do that now

[vital ridge]

I remember when I first got murd and I would try to hide it and did awfully, then I just tried being aggressive and won in like a minute

[jade marten]

i remember back in my early mm days i would sometimes rage quit LOL

[serene marsh]

Yesterday it happened in eso

[civic ledge]

I rage quit alot

Nowadays

[jade marten]

i still remember when i thought dr was difficult

[vital ridge]

I don't think I've ever rage quit

[barren raven]

I never did

[indigo edge]

those stats aren't good in my eyes lol

but if you want better stats (like a higher win rate), stay in games after you die and wait for them to finish

[civic ledge]

One thing i never do

Idrc abt a high win% i like to look at games played/elims

[barren raven]

Nice shoot @jade marten -

[civic ledge]

Was that u sundew who killed me

I had pink i cdnt tell

[jade marten]

tyty gg

[barren raven]

Uh yes

[civic ledge]

Ack

[vital ridge]

I don't think it matters in murder anyways, even if you die and stay in the game you don't get the win if innos win

[jade marten]

u do if ur inno

[vital ridge]

I haven't had it once

When I play with friends and I die and innos win it doesn't give me it

[jade marten]

that's weird, it works for me

[potent dawn]

ik

[vital ridge]

Eh it is what it is I guess, not like a win in mm means much anyways

[civic ledge]

Bruhhh my 17000th win cd have been a murd win

But ofc i lose on 1 left who dragged the game out really far

[vital ridge]

Which map

Guessing space ship or eso

[civic ledge]

Office

[vital ridge]

Office???

Of all maps you can lose on a timeout

[civic ledge]

No it wasnt timeout

He killed me

[vital ridge]

Oh that's not as bad then

[civic ledge]

...my 17000th win was a murd q wow that feels so rewarding

[vital ridge]

Talented win

[civic ledge]

Why i hate murd q'ers lmao

[vital ridge]

Fair

It's a free win, but at what cost

[civic ledge]

Idc abt "free wins"

They shd be earned not given

Really does ruin the spirit of the game murd qers

[vital ridge]

True, but theres also those wins that you definitely shouldn't have got but the game says otherwise

They feel even less rewarding

[civic ledge]

It is just a me thing but murd q's are really annoying

If you dont like murd? Tough.

[vital ridge]

Eh not really, I don't like em as well cause I'd rather play the game but they're nothing compared to teamers

[civic ledge]

True, teamers and passive murderers are worse

Well

In a way

The worst thing in mm is when the murd kills you and you only then q's

Thats the worst thing in the entire game

[vital ridge]

I only like passive murderers when I can work out who it is just from behaviour

[vital ridge]

I never had that, even when I was a staff

[civic ledge]

You were a staff member?

[vital ridge]

Yeah

Haven't been for almost a year now though

[civic ledge]

Ah i wasnt on hive dc a year ago iirc

[civic ledge]

Ive had it a few times

Because there are ppl who hate me lmao

[vital ridge]

I think the only time I had someone hate me I ended up becoming friends with them shortly after

[civic ledge]

Ah

[vital ridge]

Wasn't in murder but it was still very funny

[civic ledge]

Bc i play each game alot i definitely have a fair share of haters

Jb and dr have the least then probably hide and mm the most

XD

[vital ridge]

Oh wait I do have someone who hates me, I don't even know why

I just killed some guy in sw and he got so mad to the point where he started having a go at me and my friend and started following us into games to target us

[civic ledge]

Woohoo 17k wins

[vital ridge]

He even followed us when we tried queueing out which was fun

[civic ledge]

Tomorrow will hopefully be 20k murders at last

[vital ridge]

You have more deaths than I do games played

And murder is my most played gamemode

[civic ledge]

Ive spent many hours on mm

Like probably nearing the 1000 hour mark

In like 3-4k wins or so i reckon

[vital ridge]

I don't even know how many hours I've put into MC in general, well over 2k though

[civic ledge]

Mini elim dump the manor one is the only decent one ig

[civic ledge]

Well ive played mc for 10-11 years so definitely 10k+ hours

[vital ridge]

Yeah same, but the time is separated across so many platforms

So it's hard to work out

[civic ledge]

Ive probably got 1000 hours on hive alone and thats 1 ½ years or so

[vital ridge]

Yeah same, that's where most of my recent MC time is from

[civic ledge]

Actually ive prob got 1500 hours on hive if not 2000 cus my tw games are alot

I have like 500 hours on my cubecraft skyblock and i used to play it sooo much when i was younger

[vital ridge]

I only ever played hive on bedrock since I recognised it from java

And even then I think the last time I properly played it on java was like 2014-2015

[civic ledge]

I played a little before ps3 release

But since ps3 came out ive played on ps3 and 4

[vital ridge]

Oh god I nearly have 2k hours on MC on pc alone

I played a lot on Xbox 360 and mobile, but then kinda stopped playing until 2017 I think when bedwars became popular and then started playing again way more in summer of 2019

Although apparently the first time I played hive bedrock was December 2018, which is something I definitely don't remember

[civic ledge]

I didnt play much during 2017-2019 iirc bc i was a clash of clans nolife for like 3 years

Well,, clash of clans, rocket league and mario kart wii

But mainly coc

[vital ridge]

Mario kart Wii is goated

Even though I'm far better at 8dx

[civic ledge]

I do not like 8 or 8dx

7 is alr

The rest are awesome

[vital ridge]

7 has some of the best track design imo

Like Wuhu island and 3ds rainbow road are goated tracks

[civic ledge]

I like looking for glitches in mario kart

Like,, mkwii ultra shortcuts

DAMNN

They the good stuff

[vital ridge]

Like that hypothetical Wii rainbow road ultra short cut

[civic ledge]

Arthur and Rainbow Road

Its not hypothetical

It was done

[vital ridge]

Oh yeah

[civic ledge]

13 January 2021

Arthur did it

[vital ridge]

I don't really follow it so I didn't know it was completed, I just knew of it

[civic ledge]

Then Logan improved on it further a couple times and i think he still holds it

[vital ridge]

People still speed run old mario karts to this day, you love to see it

I'm sad I haven't had the chance to play double dash yet

[civic ledge]

I love that sm

Mk64

The best one

It used to be mkwii for me but honestly mk64 interests me so much more nowadays

[vital ridge]

The ai unironically cheat in that game

[civic ledge]

What with Dan Burbank, Matthias Rustemyer, Abney, VAJ, Weatherton

Much more memorable players imo

[vital ridge]

They rubber band to the point where they're faster than you and they aren't effected by being shrunk

[civic ledge]

I mean cmon you cannot beat the Weathertenko for mario kart shortcuts

[vital ridge]

Have you seen the speed runs for super circuits rainbow road

[civic ledge]

Yeah

Godamn theyre insane

Whats more insane is how heavily dominated the entirety of mksc is

[vital ridge]

All the bouncing around would be sick to have in a modern mk

[civic ledge]

Like Dan and Matthias dominate the mk64 nonshortcut times and Abney the shortcut side

But Shock and Rusty literally took complete control over the entirety of mksc

Thats admirable

It was like Matt Turk on Mike Tysons Punch Out

[vital ridge]

Yeah, it's insane. Would be cool to see a new person top their times as well

[vital ridge]

Another goated game

[civic ledge]

Mksc is unarguably the least received mario kart

It iirc is the least sold one

[vital ridge]

Yeah, I think it's something to do with the controls being awkward and the handling not being the best

[civic ledge]

Mkds and snaking tho.. omg

The snaking in mkds

[vital ridge]

Mkds will always have a place in my heart as a childhood game

[civic ledge]

Mkds is arguably the fan favourite mario kart by many

[vital ridge]

That or wii

[civic ledge]

Have you watched the MkDasher documentary?

That video is such a treat to watch

[vital ridge]

I got it recommended before but I don't think I watched it

I recognised the name but I knew I didn't watch it

[civic ledge]

80 minutes on one mario kart player

What could be better

[vital ridge]

What's your favourite non rainbow road track

[civic ledge]

Hmmmmmm

[vital ridge]

I feel like there's an obvious one a lot of people would say tbh

[civic ledge]

Probably Choco Mountain (64), Frappe Snowland (64), Kalimari Desert (64), SNES Ghost Valley 2 (wii) or Bowsers Castle (wii)

Waluigi Pinball is such a legend too

Wuhu Island (7) is quite nice too

[vital ridge]

I feel like you got what I meant by the obvious one then lmao

[civic ledge]

Naturally

[vital ridge]

Wuhu island and maku Wuhu are great, I hope one comes back in 8

[civic ledge]

Wuhu island is a truly wonderful place and the fact they involved it in mario kart is fantastic

Honestly if Wuhu Island was a real place id want to go there every year

[vital ridge]

Mine are probably DK mountain (GCN), DK snowboard cross (Wii), Maple treeway (Wii), Alpine pass (3DS), Bowser's castle (DS)

[civic ledge]

Honestly so many of Wiis tracks are candidates

[vital ridge]

That'd be a sick holiday destination, with all the different places to go and things to do

Theres also koopa cape, very good as well

[civic ledge]

Like i hate outdoor stuff but gosh Wuhu Island would make me enjoy it

[civic ledge]

Koopa Cave is mad good too

Mkwii just has an incredible Nitro Track selection

[vital ridge]

I'd 100% do the sword fighting, that'd be sick

[civic ledge]

For me my 100% would be any of the water ones or golf

Skydiving too maybe

[vital ridge]

Toad factory, mushroom gorge, coconut mall etc

I wouldn't do the sky diving, I hate heights

[civic ledge]

Imo the worst nitro wii track is probably Daisy Circuit

And its still not that bad

[vital ridge]

Mario circuit as well

I wouldn't say Luigi circuit as it's the best starter track imo

[civic ledge]

Yeah Luigi circuit is a great track as its almost certainly the first track youd race on

Mario Circuit feels a little too easy for the next cup forward

Daisy Circuit is kinda boring for Star Cup

[vital ridge]

Of all starter courses they could have brought back in 8, they chose toad circuit

[vital ridge]

Just compare it to the rest of the cup as well, maple treeway, koopa cape and grumble volcano

[civic ledge]

Exactly

Grumble Volcano is probably the coolest track in the game

The hazards get worse as time gets on

Its really creative

[vital ridge]

Yeah, it's hella cool

It kept that in 8 but it doesn't get the time in 200cc to reach its most dangerous point

[civic ledge]

Its lowkey sad they didnt keep rock hop in mk8

It would have been a nice shortcut to include

[vital ridge]

No potential shortcuts work because of how lakitu works

[civic ledge]

Yeah true

Lakitu is a karen in mk8

[vital ridge]

Although there is that one in ninja hideaway where you can jump through the tree

Or the ultra shortcut in big blue

[civic ledge]

Ive seen very few shortcuts in mk8/d

Unless they were intended ones

[vital ridge]

Most of them are just shroomless 200cc cuts

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[vital ridge]

Like the only shortcuts that aren't like that which I can think of are in big blue and 8s rainbow road

[civic ledge]

Its one of the reasons why i dont enjoy mk8 as much

It feels so limited compared to the other games

[vital ridge]

I don't mind it as much

I just prefer 8s item balance over other games

[civic ledge]

Mk7 was one but thats started to get game breaking shortcuts n such

[civic ledge]

Its got balanced item stuff true

However

I disagree with the horn

I do not like the horn

[vital ridge]

Yeah that's fair

I'd like it if it could stop bloopers

But also shroom dodging a blue in 8 is considerably harder than in previous games

[civic ledge]

Thats why i dont like the horn

It takes more skill to dodge blues without

Horn is just a get out of jail free card almost

[vital ridge]

It's so satisfying to do though, especially when first drops to second and you dodge it

[civic ledge]

I suppose

[vital ridge]

I have a clip of it but honestly I can't be bothered to dig through all of my clips on switch

[civic ledge]

Ah

[vital ridge]

All 800 of them

[civic ledge]

I have over 2000 on my ps4 :')

[vital ridge]

Switch only has a limit of 1k (well mine does) so I had to delete a bunch

All of the deleted clips were MC ones from 2019

I just remembered how toxic I played in mk8dx

I'm just seeing screenshots and clips of me with bullet bills and blue shells in first

[civic ledge]

XD

[vital ridge]

I actually found the clip

[serene marsh]

@civic ledge

May muted me on dc, bc i was bored and lonely, could you try make her unmute me?

[civic ledge]

On her server?

[serene marsh]

No

dm‘s

[civic ledge]

Oh

[serene marsh]

Why she so toxic :/

I was just having fun

[civic ledge]

She says you were annoyin her and she asked you to stop but you kept at it or smt

[serene marsh]

Ik i saw

Accept friend request

I wanna show ya my bored stuff

[civic ledge]

My dms are open but im not rly on discord atm

[serene marsh]

Like i were fr bored

I tried

[civic ledge]

Tryna watch my fav show

[serene marsh]

But i couldn’t send you it

[serene marsh]

lol hf then

[civic ledge]

Odd, i get random ppl dming me usually

[serene marsh]

Someone swore at me for killing him 😭

Like i never killed that dude

[manic oriole]

*she says while on discord

[civic ledge]

I mean im only on if im pinged

Otherwise im not on

[manic oriole]

oh

oops

[serene marsh]

ya should know the text

[civic ledge]

No idea what that translates to

[vital ridge]

Whatever Clyde usually says

[serene marsh]

It means like the message couldnt send bc we not friends

[vital ridge]

Might also be your settings

Don't think you can dm someone if you have yours closed, could be wrong

[serene marsh]

A person swore at me bc i killed him

That’s why i turned it off

[vital ridge]

Yeah that's probably why you can't dm her then

I'd imagine if you tried dming me it'd be the same thing

[serene marsh]

I turned it on

[jade marten]

lol yato was just in my mm lobby

[dreamy temple]

hes still playing ?

jeez

hate him

[jade marten]

idk he q'd right at the end

[serene marsh]

He always queues nno

now*

[serene marsh]

Kopusu

I should say from May „imagine targeting“

[dreamy temple]

hes emo bc of me

[serene marsh]

Hallo

[vital ridge]

I wonder what happened to yato, haven't seen him in a while

[serene marsh]

Hmmm maybe

Wie dein tag

[manic oriole]

wait what

what special power do u possess

[civic ledge]

He left hive dc

[vital ridge]

Oh did he?

[jade marten]

its nice when u play on an alt, being a complete unknown, removes the need to socialise

[serene marsh]

Oh that’s just the worse thing you could do

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[vital ridge]

When did that happen?

[civic ledge]

Idt he rejoined

He left a while ago

[manic oriole]

huh hes not pingable

ig he did really leave

ohhh was it that thing

[vital ridge]

Oh, i probably wasn't active on the discord when that happened

[civic ledge]

Everyone found his ego annoying so bc we all stopped listening to him he left

[manic oriole]

wait what ego

he seemed really chill

[errant nexus]

anika#0004 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dreamy temple]

BRU

[manic oriole]

DMs

[jade marten]

oop

[manic oriole]

dm me it anika

[civic ledge]

He had a rather big ego lmao

Cba to go into it

[serene marsh]

All I can remember he was desperate for one in the chamber for the spring update but never came

[manic oriole]

i must not have noticed then

[civic ledge]

Yeah ive heard about that-

[serene marsh]

Oh damn

[manic oriole]

oh right

[vital ridge]

Yikes

[jade marten]

oh did not know that

[vital ridge]

Neither did I

[manic oriole]

he was just a lonely gamer

oh that too

[civic ledge]

I dont really take notice of thay stuff yeah its bad but its not the bad i can have a laugh out of so its sad

[dreamy temple]

but ya ! over all not fun guy

pretty manipulative too

[vital ridge]

Did not know that at all

[jade marten]

sounds like he's toxic to me (im guessing i hardly know the dude)

[dreamy temple]

very

[vital ridge]

Didn't have him down as someone like that

[dreamy temple]

!

[serene marsh]

Well clearly red flags are being waved right now

[vital ridge]

Yeah

[dreamy temple]

ya i sotpped talking to him liek a month or 2 ago

[vital ridge]

I don't even remember the last time I spoke to him

[serene marsh]

The only thing he said to me is when I left the hive disc a few months back

I was like “meh”

And he never bothered with me again

[civic ledge]

On a cooler note isnt it a bloody amazing feeling when youre in a boiling hot bedroom at night and open your window and that first breeze of cool air just feels so awesome

[jade marten]

YES

very amazeubg

[civic ledge]

Like dammn i love that feeling so much

[vital ridge]

Hot UK night?

[jade marten]

yup

[civic ledge]

Pretty much yeah

It was really hot earlier today

[serene marsh]

My windows across the room 😭

[civic ledge]

Like 29 or smt

[vital ridge]

I don't think it got that hot here

[jade marten]

same but i got big window open and it feels goooooooooooooood

[vital ridge]

I live up north so it's usually not as hot by like a few degrees

[serene marsh]

Hold up

[jade marten]

my windows is also on my pc

[vital ridge]

Mines above my bed

[jade marten]

above?

[vital ridge]

Yeah

[jade marten]

like a roof window or smth

[vital ridge]

Yup

[civic ledge]

My window is right next to my bed

Like on the other end

[serene marsh]

My window

[vital ridge]

Based red window

[civic ledge]

Dont ask about the mess on my window i cba to clean my room half the time but window reveal lmao

[serene marsh]

Smirnoff I see

[civic ledge]

Yes

It was the first bottle i ever had

2 year ago

Keep it as a sorta trophy sorta thing

[jade marten]

seeing as we're doing window reveals...

[civic ledge]

Your blankie omg

[jade marten]

oh god my beds a mess

[serene marsh]

Window reveals lesss gooo

[vital ridge]

Oh god now I need to do mine

[civic ledge]

O yeah i dont have blinds or curtains

XD

[jade marten]

there's a very bright street light outside, and its jarring when im tryna sleep, so no curtains or blinds is not an option lol

[vital ridge]

Epic accommodation window that's also upside down because I'm too lazy to stand up

[civic ledge]

Ooooh

[jade marten]

it used to be alright, but then they had the bright idea of changing the perfectly fine working perfectly bulbs to leds that are brighter than the sun

[civic ledge]

When i move house cus thats happenin soon ill reveal my new window xD

[serene marsh]

@dreamy temple got muted n.n

[vital ridge]

My window back home is also a roof window, but not as close to my bed

[jade marten]

half this channel is muted now i swear

[civic ledge]

Yep

May, allxxyy, asu, who else?

[jade marten]

qveur too

[vital ridge]

Who knows

[civic ledge]

Eesh

[jade marten]

also this because yes

[civic ledge]

Asdf merch

Nicee

[outer condor]

asdf

[vital ridge]

Yooo asdf

[outer condor]

that’s something I haven’t seen in a good couple of years

[vital ridge]

Mood

[jade marten]

i think i got it at comic con one year

[civic ledge]

The old asdfs are the best

[outer condor]

fr

they were my childhood

[vital ridge]

So iconic

[jade marten]

die potato

[civic ledge]

The first asdf i watched iirc was 6 from a minecraft parody

Cring

[vital ridge]

"I like trains"

[jade marten]

no no no wait—

[outer condor]

it’s muffin time

[civic ledge]

Doctor i think i might be a homosexual

[jade marten]

rainbowwsssssss

[outer condor]

peak comedy

[civic ledge]

[vital ridge]

Good old days those were

[jade marten]

hello hell9 hello

[civic ledge]

Pretend the hearts are the heads

[jade marten]

oh no

boom

[civic ledge]

Mineturtle

[jade marten]

when i grow up im gonna go to the moon

ha ha ha ur not gonna grow up

[outer condor]

Dad I’m hungry

[civic ledge]

Oh god that one

[outer condor]

Hi hungry, I’m dad

[civic ledge]

I loved that one so much

[outer condor]

Why did you name me this way

[civic ledge]

It was so dark but so funny

[outer condor]

oh god the nostalgia

[jade marten]

they said i could never teach a llama to drive

no llama nooooooo

[outer condor]

did anyone else watch element animation’s mc videos

[vital ridge]

I don't know how no one has said this one yet

"everybody do the flop"

[outer condor]

like testificate news or villager news

[jade marten]

i literally remember when the villager april fools thing came out, thats how i heard of em

not really watched them tho

[civic ledge]

Name rings a bell

Who watched Slamacow's animations

[outer condor]

they’re the people who made the creeper rap vid I think

[vital ridge]

Is that the guy who made the animation of villagers fighting creepers while singing a star wars song

[civic ledge]

Dance off w a witch that was one of the coolest things ever for my 10 year old mind

[outer condor]

it might be I don’t know

i haven’t watched their vids in so long

[jade marten]

they made a resource pack that changed all the sounds in mc to villager voices, i converted it to bedrock once, and i was tryba play mm, and i was just laughing too much lol

[vital ridge]

I never really watched those kinda channels

[outer condor]

I just remember it from this

https://youtu.be/8hyk6yxSK_w

[vital ridge]

I used to watch a lot of dantdm and Stampy as a kid

[outer condor]

i remember this

[civic ledge]

Stampy was my childhood youtuber

[jade marten]

okmg stampy

[outer condor]

Diamond dimensions 😍

[jade marten]

i was obsseseed

[outer condor]

that was all I watched

[vital ridge]

Did you see his video to all of the og Stampy fans

[outer condor]

till my mom became sick of dan’s voice and told me to watch something else

[jade marten]

💀

[civic ledge]

Remind me how that went?

I probably have but i dont remember

[serene marsh]

yall smh this is murder mystery channel, not place for talking about random stuff, yall can take this somewhere like dms or group

[vital ridge]

He said that we changed more than he has

[outer condor]

i don’t blame her tho, 7 year old me kinda watched nothing else and would play his vids at full volume

[outer condor]

murder mystery channel is never on topic

[vital ridge]

There ain't an off topic channel anymore

We gotta make do

[jade marten]

and u are?

[outer condor]

nobody has a problem with it either way

[civic ledge]

mm is literally 90% of the time offtopic and 90% is still being generous

[serene marsh]

then take all this to dms or #🐝・hive-chat

[outer condor]

why

[serene marsh]

Nah you good

[civic ledge]

#🐝・hive-chat is cringe

[outer condor]

technically we are on topic since we’re talking about mc

[civic ledge]

Every time i go there i cringe

[outer condor]

i don’t really see the problem here

[vital ridge]

Still get the feeling we'd be told to take it to DMS there ngl

[outer condor]

people in hive chat kinda sus sometimes

[vital ridge]

Understatement tbh

[serene marsh]

I mean I get it you feeling lonely and all wanting to come here

[outer condor]

so true

[civic ledge]

I honestly cant remember a time aside the odd clip where there was a full on conversation in mm chat that was to do with mm

[jade marten]

i've never seen them in this channel before, so they're not reallt qualified to tell us how this channel goes

[vital ridge]

Probably when we were talking about people who q as murd

[serene marsh]

Mah spoon is too big

[jade marten]

sounds like a wannabe helper/mod and ive seen quite a few of those in #🐝・hive-chat says a lot lol

[civic ledge]

One that isnt a debate on something that isnt a problem

[vital ridge]

Probably never then

[civic ledge]

Minimod we call them iirc

[jade marten]

ah

[civic ledge]

Or smth like that ive heard in sw or tw chat

[vital ridge]

I remember seeing so many minimods back in 2019/2020

[jade marten]

it's like the hive version of a teacher's pet smh

[vital ridge]

I couldn't even do my one job as being a helper in the discord since there were so many of them

[civic ledge]

I think i may have been a somewhat minimod when i first joined hive dc now i just dont care

[serene marsh]

We had one here earlier and the helper never really helped shrugs

[outer condor]

they show up every now and then to “bring order”

[vital ridge]

Who was it lmao

[jade marten]

*bring balance to the force

lol that made me think of that

[vital ridge]

I think most people were at some point ngl

[serene marsh]

zrosy or whoever it was

[vital ridge]

No idea who that is

[serene marsh]

Hold on

[jade marten]

they're new on the helper team i think

[civic ledge]

Iirc one time last month a helper was in a god knows how long offtopic convo in this chat

[vital ridge]

Yeah doesn't surprise me

That happened a lot with me as well

[jade marten]

tbh they only usually get involved here if things are beginning to get chaotic, like with drama and all that

[vital ridge]

I'd end up talking about smash Bros or Nintendo things in hive chat with other people and nobody would care

[civic ledge]

Especially this chat yeah

[serene marsh]

Whoever took down moomoo’s cat meme down from the other day was unreasonable

[vital ridge]

Speaking of which

[jade marten]

mm channel seems to be notorious for that atm

[distant karma]

guys lets please take these conversations that are off topic from murder mystery and take them to #🐝・hive-chat

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

Oml

[outer condor]

we are murdering mysteries

[jade marten]

i like

[serene marsh]

I’d rather like to keep the last of my brain cells

[vital ridge]

I'd like to say there was time when hive chat was good, but there unironically wasn't

[jade marten]

exactly! like yes its off-topic but so is this whole channel

for the most part

[civic ledge]

Asu got muted for sending that cat twerk video thing xD

[vital ridge]

Removing off topic was one of the weirdest things but y'know

[civic ledge]

this one

[jade marten]

i wanna know now who the cat despiser is

cause there's an imposter

and its sus

[civic ledge]

Me when mm chat is in topic

[serene marsh]

Oh but it’s okay it’s not like they totally don’t condone doxxing or anything 🙄

But cute cats?

Get banned bozo

[vital ridge]

Is that something else I missed

[serene marsh]

Yeah I got doxxed a few days back

[civic ledge]

[vital ridge]

Christ

[jade marten]

on a bike

is it just me that says that lol

[vital ridge]

I don't say it

[serene marsh]

I’d prefer roller skates

[vital ridge]

But also I don't think I can say half of the things I normally say here

[manic oriole]

can we have a "hive-chat-but-for-mm-mains" channel pls

[jade marten]

i prefer those bike trailer things, with led lights and music

[manic oriole]

oops ping sorry

[vital ridge]

Or just an off topic channel (bring it back please)

Then again it was basically considered useless as soon as the ability to send images there was removed

[serene marsh]

Oh god those things yesss

[jade marten]

i always see them when i go up central london

[vital ridge]

Imagine living anywhere near london

[serene marsh]

I’m waaaay up north lol

[jade marten]

honestly it's chaos

fortunately i live on the outskirts so its not so bad

[manic oriole]

mfw im bouta shoot the murderer and an inno decides to say hi to my face

[vital ridge]

How far north, like Manchester north, Newcastle north or even further

[jade marten]

anywhere in inner london tho, it's just traffic, pollution and increased chance of getting stabbed

apart from croydon thats just a no go

[vital ridge]

The further you go towards London, the higher the prices and higher the chance of encountering some sort of gang

[serene marsh]

You’re gonna get that wherever you are

[jade marten]

london is especially bad tho

[vital ridge]

An apartment in London probably costs more than like a 3 bedroom house here

[jade marten]

it's basically every dodgy area in the uk amplified 1000x

[vital ridge]

It IS the dodgy area in the UK

[jade marten]

that's why i don't wanna live in london, it's just too bloody expensive

[civic ledge]

Oh definitely

Northern england is way cheaper

And its still quite pricey-

[vital ridge]

Yeah inflation wooo

[civic ledge]

Ive lived in the south but live in the north now

[vital ridge]

Went from spending like 50 quid on food to almost 80

[jade marten]

i would happily live as far from london as possible

[serene marsh]

[jade marten]

and ive lived here all my life

[vital ridge]

I'm pretty sure I live closer to Edinburgh then I do London ngl

[jade marten]

im honestly closer to kent than london tbh

[vital ridge]

I'm gonna check how far a drive from where I am to London is

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

4 hours and 47 mins for me

[vital ridge]

5 and an half hour drive from here to London nice

[jade marten]

33 mins it reckons by car

well thats at this time

[vital ridge]

Yeah I think I got lucky on "living as far away from London" part

[jade marten]

it would probably be like 45 mins - 1.5 hours normally

[civic ledge]

For me itd be a couple hour drive to london

[serene marsh]

I’d probably wouldn’t want to drive further from Preston or Manchester if anything

[vital ridge]

I wouldn't like driving out of my home city ngl

[civic ledge]

Well i cant drive so i wouldnt get far

[vital ridge]

It's nice and quiet where I live

[jade marten]

most people my age are driving, but im just like nah

[vital ridge]

I was made to do driving lessons and I hated it

[civic ledge]

Id be a maniac on the road

[jade marten]

i dont need to and i also dont trust myself anywhere near the steering wheel of a car LOL

[vital ridge]

I totally didn't speed during my lessons or anything

[jade marten]

i know i'd also be shouting and swearing at all the learner drivers, old people, and other causes of slowdowns lol

yeah i get grumpy when im stressed lmao

[vital ridge]

So basically your average English driver

[serene marsh]

I tried drove my brothers car this one time and touching the throttle gently went around 30 MPH

[jade marten]

pretty much

[serene marsh]

I hated every moment of it

[vital ridge]

I hated driving

[civic ledge]

Id just have no control

Im not fit for driving at all

[vital ridge]

I lack self confidence

[jade marten]

same, i can hardly control myself at the best of times, so having control behind the wheel does not seem likely

[outer condor]

driving is fun

[jade marten]

i'm more than happy to use public transport even if all the trains are cancelled rn

[outer condor]

crazy how I can travel further sitting down than I could walking or running

[vital ridge]

I'd just rather walk

[serene marsh]

You’re all lucky

[civic ledge]

Sameee

[jade marten]

i once walked like 30 miles in one go

[serene marsh]

I live right next to a railway line 😭

[vital ridge]

I live in the middle of nowhere

Also known as the north east, we're basically cut off from the rest of England

[civic ledge]

Set your wakeup alarm as dubstep thomas the tank engine

[serene marsh]

HA

[civic ledge]

That stuff rocks

[serene marsh]

Bouta do it

[civic ledge]

Dis one my fav https://youtu.be/PnMG8yuHMLk

[vital ridge]

In before a minimod / helper has a go at us again

[jade marten]

about half a mile from my train station, and i can always hear the trains at night

[vital ridge]

You guys live near trains?

The nearest station to me is a good few miles away

[civic ledge]

I live about a 15-20m walk away from a train station

[jade marten]

someone i know lives by the mainline to brighton and it feels like the trains are non stop

[civic ledge]

Btw mods i also listen to this while playing murder mystery so this is to do with murder mystery

[vital ridge]

I'd have to get a 15-20m bus ride to then walk an extra 10 minutes to get to the nearest train station

[civic ledge]

Im sharing music that i play mm with :)

[jade marten]

i honestly forget how london is so good for public transport, then forget abour the rest of britain

[vital ridge]

Yeah I also use a Thomas the tank engine skin which is obviously related to mm

[vital ridge]

if London is good then what is the rest like

There's a lot in London, wouldn't call it good

[jade marten]

well thats what i mean, stations are more few and far between further out

[civic ledge]

Thomas the tank engine is murder mystery

[vital ridge]

Train station map when

[serene marsh]

Never

[civic ledge]

I could almost see that working

[vital ridge]

Yeah, they'll probably just not update mm again

There's a lot of potential map ideas, like a church / cathedral, a train station, a cruise ship etc

[civic ledge]

Cruise ship would be great

[vital ridge]

An asylum for those who dare look at hive chat

[jade marten]

i could see it happening, as i think the dr map terminus is supposed to be a railway station

[vital ridge]

Yeah I think it is

But also I feel like you see one idea in multiple game modes

Like there's two maps called stranded and they're both similar in concept

[jade marten]

yeah theres office in h+s as well mm

iirc

[civic ledge]

Yeah

The hns office is built better tho

[vital ridge]

There's nothing wrong with reusing ideas, just as long as the maps are unique in their own way

[serene marsh]

Welp YouTubes recommending me all Thomas the tank engine things now

[jade marten]

choo choo

[vital ridge]

I got a 2 and a half hour long trailer analysis recommended so nothing different for me

[serene marsh]

And I regret walking outside 3 in the morning with no socks on

[vital ridge]

Could have been worse

[jade marten]

i have a mix of mc, marvel, star wars and personality types

[vital ridge]

You could have had socks on and stepped in a puddle

[serene marsh]

What if it wasn’t a puddle

[jade marten]

i swear im not a nerd lmao

[jade marten]

ooooo it could be a pool of blood

[serene marsh]

Chills

[jade marten]

mwahaha

[serene marsh]

I need my window open but that was like hell nah

[vital ridge]

Mines just a mix of gaming stuff and football stuff because I watched some chrismd videos

[jade marten]

i also get recommended a lot of train videos, because i was into railways and stuff a couple years back

[civic ledge]

My yt is just mario kart, minecraft, speedruns and amvs

[vital ridge]

I had a friend who was really into trains

[jade marten]

like im interested in it, but im not like really nerdy about, and definitwly not a trainspotter lmao

[vital ridge]

Oh he's a trainspotter

He has a channel and he just uploads videos of trains

I subbed to him as a joke and haven't unsubbed since

[jade marten]

ah

[serene marsh]

It feels like a Sunday because literally no trains at all

[vital ridge]

I forget what day it is usually

[serene marsh]

Every Saturday night network rail just comes and makes the most obnoxious loud noises and I can’t sleep half the time when they’re drilling or whatever

[vital ridge]

Rip

Oh god it's already starting to get bright

And I just unscuffed my sleep schedule

[jade marten]

sleep schedule whats that

[vital ridge]

Eh it's a bit of a stretch calling it a sleep schedule

But definitely not going to sleep at 4am bad

[serene marsh]

Usually we’d be in the minority since we’re EU but half of everyone else is muted

🙄

[civic ledge]

Uh oh

[jade marten]

fr

[civic ledge]

I forgot i promised Su id not stay up gone 3 anymore :')

[errant nexus]

K̷̛̆ơ̶̽p̸͎̅u̵̇̿s̷̈́̿ư̷͌𖤐#6666 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vital ridge]

And now it's 3:40

[jade marten]

when u hear the birds tweeting tho

i just jinxed it

[serene marsh]

Tweet tweet

[vital ridge]

I've been hearing em for the past 5 minutes

[jade marten]

literally heard as i preased send

[civic ledge]

Same xD

[serene marsh]

Sleep.

[vital ridge]

I used to have peacocks around my house before

They'd fight their reflections in cars

[serene marsh]

Oh what a experience lmao

[jade marten]

we get a lot of foxes around where i live

[civic ledge]

Fr tho can we agree that theres very little thats more beautiful than a peaceful night time

[jade marten]

drives the dog insane

[vital ridge]

True, but also there's things like the northern lights

[civic ledge]

Omg true

Theyre amazing

[vital ridge]

Imagine a clear winter night with the northern lights with some hot chocolate

[jade marten]

i find canals very peaceful, quite specific but yk

[serene marsh]

I hate living in towns 😤

[civic ledge]

Golly yes

What i wanna do most is on a cool summer night be in a peaceful field and stargaze

[vital ridge]

I could've probably seen them when I went to Iceland if I didn't go during the summer

[civic ledge]

That just seems so,, great

[jade marten]

honestly

[serene marsh]

There was this canal I took my dad out to fishing 2 years ago it was fun, for him anyways

[vital ridge]

Yeah that'd be cool, with the milky way stretching across the night sky as well

[civic ledge]

Yesss

[jade marten]

i like just sitting there and enjoying the peace, or maybe that's cause everytime i go to a canal i end up really stressed and out all night

[vital ridge]

I've still never seen that, kinda sad about it

[jade marten]

haven't done that i a while

[vital ridge]

Apparently it's more visible in the southern hemisphere

[serene marsh]

Now nightwalks I haven’t done for a good minute

[jade marten]

i want a milky way now lol

[civic ledge]

Me neither

Lowkey rough where i live

[prime cobalt]

hello

[vital ridge]

Where I live currently is bad, where I used to live and where I'm moving back to is good

[jade marten]

same, you go out at night and somewhere there's something dodgy going on

[serene marsh]

Where I used to live was like nope, step one foot from my old house and you’d get bricked

[vital ridge]

Honestly I reckon if I went on a night walk I'd have the police called on me

[jade marten]

i can relate to this

i had a spell in my life where i basically would go on walks all night and not tell anyone where i was going

i stopped now but i did get to go home in a police car once

and worry the crap out of everyone lol

[serene marsh]

You really went that far out?

[vital ridge]

Oh I wouldn't get the police called on me for going missing

More so just looking suspicious

[jade marten]

yeah so when u started hive, i was probably exploring south london lmao

i ended up in like brighton once, ofc didnt walk but you get what i mean

[serene marsh]

I actually have to do that lmao like it’s coming to the time where I would start doing them again but it’s more a risk

[civic ledge]

Ok phew not muted lmao

[serene marsh]

Jesus

[vital ridge]

Not yet

[civic ledge]

Got timed out accidentally 💀

[serene marsh]

HOW

[civic ledge]

Same easily

[jade marten]

susej

[serene marsh]

Oh my

[civic ledge]

I sent a word i didnt know was not allowed

[vital ridge]

Which word

[civic ledge]

I obviously cant say💀

[serene marsh]

Don’t bypass mods will pick up on it

[civic ledge]

i almost fell for it tho-

Lets just call it

Suspicious intakes

Iykwim

Someone try sellin me somethin

[jade marten]

lol i got told off last night for bypassing

[vital ridge]

I don't even remember what's blocked by the filter anymore

[civic ledge]

Me neither

[jade marten]

i bet if u asked it would be 'staff information only'

[civic ledge]

[vital ridge]

Yeah that's the answer you'd get

[serene marsh]

Lmao

[civic ledge]

And we'd only know when its too late

[jade marten]

always the way sadly

[civic ledge]

yet a mod has used one of the not allowed words on one of my friends

[serene marsh]

“Please keep it topic related only!”

[vital ridge]

I've only ever got warned twice

[jade marten]

lmao

[vital ridge]

Last time was like 2019/2020

[civic ledge]

Id say 3/4 of my warnings have been for the same word

[vital ridge]

One of mine was just the filter being over excessive

[civic ledge]

I keep forgetting the synonym for Overconfident that begins with C isnt allowed

[jade marten]

oh i can see why but like bruh

[vital ridge]

I was talking about grades and got warned because it thought I used an acronym for a swear word

[jade marten]

just cause i has that c word in it

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[serene marsh]

Naughty corner now

[civic ledge]

I keep forgetting that

[jade marten]

last time i was muted was accidental, like i meant to say what i said, but i assumed it would be a warning, not an automatic mute

[vital ridge]

I've never been muted

Not yet at least

[civic ledge]

Same

[serene marsh]

Allxxyy’s muted for 3 days luckily

And you can assume she would have some nice things to say regarding the mute 😏

[vital ridge]

Absolutely

[manic oriole]

wait what

nvm she dmd me

[jade marten]

its funny how i get muted i come back and then everyone else gets muted lmao

[vital ridge]

Wait did she not get a warning before hand?

[serene marsh]

Nope I don’t think so

[jade marten]

i didnt on my last one

[serene marsh]

You’d get a warning in your DMs

Like you wouldn’t even know about it

[jade marten]

i didn't 😭💀

[vital ridge]

No I mean a verbal warning from staff

[jade marten]

the term 'verbal warning' just brings me back to school

[serene marsh]

She gotten warned as soon she muted her

[civic ledge]

If you steal her pencil once more youre in time out misterr!